>>71071768>rustling in bushesstacy grabs chad by the arm, moving in close to him
>rustling moves closer"let's get out of here," stacy whimpers.
>rustling stops and only the sound of the breeze through the trees can be heard"relax babe, it's just the wind," chad explains.
the couple continues down the old cemetery path.
they come to a stop in a clearing between some tall headstones.
"i've only got 10 minutes before i get bored of you so let's do this," chad says as he begins yanking stacy's halter-top off.
the couple sinks down to the ground
>heavy kissing sounds>rustling resumes in nearby bushes"what was that?" stacy exclaims.
"you're being really uncool right now," chad says angrily.
stacy apologizes, "i'm sorry."
>kissing sounds resume>rustling intensifies"there's something there!" stacy shrieks
>reddit sounds erupt from the bushes"chad!" stacy screams as she grabs at his muscular arms but he's not there.
chad got bored and left
>reddit sounds echo through the cemetery>crows cawing and the sound of flapping wings can be heard overheadstacy runs through the headstones crying, "leave me alone, reddit!"
>reddit sounds thundering behind stacy getting closerstacy trips on a tree root crashing to the ground
"why are you even here!?" she screams into the darkness
>stacy screaming and hungry reddit sounds echo out of the cemetery"bummer," chad says as he walks away down the residential street towards the milf bar on the corner.
