There is no more inspiring and uplifting message than the good news of Atheism. It can turn everyone's life around.


In the beginning, there was nothing.

Then, something exploded in the nothingness, and it was good.

Then, galaxies, stars and planets formed out of this something, and it was good.

Then, on one ordinary planet of one ordinary galaxy, some slime appeared in the sea, and it was good.

Then, slime turned into worms and worms turned into fish, and it was good.

Then, fish crawled off the sea, climbed a tree and became a monkey, and it was good.

Then, monkey fell off tree and became a man, and it was good.

Then, man stood up, said: "THERE IS NO GOD" and chopped off his dick, and it was very good.

Then, all stars and galaxies burned out and all something that was there dissolved back into nothing, and it was the best.