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>go to convenience store
>pick up Flamin' Hot Doritos
>take them to the counter
>"PROTIP: ALWAYS BUY FLAMIN HOTS."
>clerk is confused
>asks if you'd like to buy these chips
>"Why aren't you eating Flamin' Hot Doritos?, clerk? These LITERALLY the ONLY chips worth eating in the entire store. Prove me wrong. Protip: You can't. /thread."
>other customers in line are becoming concerned
>clerk asks if you're having a stroke
>"Literally THE MOST BASED chips in existence, CHIPS OF THE YEAR, ALL YEARS, since the beginning of time. Are FLAMIN' HOT DORITOS /our chips/, guys? Why are they so based, bros?"
>several people are on their phones calling for help
>you scatter a fistful of loose change across the counter and depart
>unlock your phone
>open 4chan
>"Why are convenience stores so BASED? Are convenience stores /our store/, bros? PROVE ME WRONG!!!!!!!"
>being dragged to the asylum
>desperately cry for help
>"WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS? WHO WAS IN THE RIGHT HERE?"
>nobody comes to aid
>"CRINGE AND BLUEPI-"
>get tranquilized
