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rorke showing up to his gran's funeral with a sabaton t shirt on
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doing a pooey bum wank
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>>209278449 Disgusting freak
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>>209278395 time you acted like the Better Man?
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fed up of Americans saying Scotland isn’t a country
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reminder this is what normies think of YOU rorke
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>>209278449 don't like this post
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I actually like cosplay I think it could be a new hobby of mine :)
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blud wanked in the toil toilets
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>>209278449 what mental illness does this to someone, is it curable?
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>>209278557 it literally isn't, it's just a part of the united kingdom (a real country) if it makes you feel better england wales arent countries either
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Beginning to think sacked tranny might actually not be a tranny lads
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>>209278580 gigi would never imitate another person
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Trying to learn super smash Bros but it's actually pretty difficult
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>>209278594 Fuck off
Shut up
Die
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reminder this is a normal street for middle class people in america
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>>209278638 Impressed by that are you?
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>>209278638 i live near milton keynes and it looks like a nicer version of this
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ARSE TWAT FANNY PISS CUNT
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>>209278602 ktim when I get banned
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>>209278638 horrid mcmansions
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>>209278680 your mum's weekend plans
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arse wanking my arse out my arse
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>>209278680 POO WILLY WANK ARSE
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>>209278580 thought you were going to become a youtuber but it's been two weeks now
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how do I get the computer to make me the cartoon images?
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wanking my cock...THROUGH my arse!
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wanking out a POO
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>>209278742 fuck off gingerpaedo
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>>209278730 how's that work then
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>>209278736 Bet you're the kind of twat who loves black and silver interiors aren't you.
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Only good TV England has ever made and they killed it
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>>209278721 I have multiple hobbies including YouTubes. I'm going to do a Bleach Rebirth of Souls vid soon
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>>209278752 you'll try and get it shut down you woke
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>>209278765 Can you start making /brit/ videos where you comment on the recent goings-on and give your opinions
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>>209278765 you should drink bleach instead
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>>209278782 I could but not much is going on rn. Spaino has left and Mousey is an irregular presence now.
>>209278791 No. Get a life
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>>209278858 All my grandparents are deceased as is my father. I also have a brother who died when he was 14.
>>209278860 No
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All this talk about pip getting cut but ive still got it for my diabetes
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told my dad the next time I see him better be at his funeral
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>Horror as four American soldiers 'are found dead' after vanishing during training exercise in Lithuania
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>>209278892 Only cut off for 700,000 people
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>>209278892 you got a leg off or something
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>>209278960 Corr she's well peng
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>>209278888 >I also have a brother who died when he was 14. how?
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>>209278888 I'm sorry to hear that
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>>209278960 3rd time you've said that tonight
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>>209278991 Idk my dad wouldn't talk about it and now he's dead. It was a half brother so my mum doesn't know either
>>209278993 Thanks.
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>>209278980 Nah but its bad i have to take injections
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rorke ordering a minecraft meal at mcdonald's
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>>209279007 There's more than one person in /Brit/ mate. We average about 100 unique posters a thread plus over 10k lurkers
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>>209279053 sounds awful mate
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>>209279066 would you suck seaside mark off?
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>>209279053 And you deserve free money for that do you
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>>209279080 Well yh to cover illness related costs
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Walt Dis
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>>209279098 what like buying food
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>>209279078 Yeah of course
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>>209279098 Fucking thieving cunt
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>>209279066 yeah and there's only one freak who posts that shite
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>>209279123 Yh like healthy food
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>>209278960 How does that girl/boy like their shags I wonder
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just shit my nappy
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Employed Pooman
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Going up the stairs in a bit
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Cranberry and vodka is nice desu
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Daily reminder that Employed Woman’s life mogs your life in every way - she has a job, friends, money, uni course, hobbies and more.
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>Employed Pooman
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wanking, farting, and pooing
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>>209279214 What if she looked like this
>>209278960 Lol
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>>209279225 Not very ladylike
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>>209279214 he lives in his stinking childhood bedroom also
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>>209279214 I also have benefits too
>>209279230 I posted a pic of myself here because I'm Gigi!
>>209278449 Employed Woman yBCfUJeAF0r
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corrr would love seasideMARK to shag me up the shitter
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There’s probably some autistic 12 year old that posts here that was born in 2013
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kzcuw239dk30cna22asdjk9452.onion
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>>209279270 It’s the backup dread onion
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Fuckin hell /brit/ derailing my whole life & shit
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>>209279291 dont know what that means
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>>209279296 just close the thread lil bro
focus on your life
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smearing poo all over my walls
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>>209279310 Ye I know bro. Trying to get better
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weeing all over my gaming chair
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>>209279322 >>209279321 hmm not sure which one is which
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balding, crying, shitting, screaming, wanking, coping in my smelly virgin bedroom
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>>209278570 This that movie after the Planet of the Apes trilogy? I should watch it I didn't know they'd got up to having concerts and shit in them now I thought they were still on horses.
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can't stop farting
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I'm fucking tired ...team
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The Lesson That All Men Should Learn From 'Adolescence'
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might take up witchcraft
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Genuinely mental how little zoomers born after 2001 have NO idea about anything on the internet
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It's time...final getsuga tenshou.
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might take up wanking
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>>209279473 i still don't really know what a magnet link is
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>>209279509 Feckless little mong
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>>209278449 You will never be a real woman.
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>>209279521 bit rude
i can do anything just don't know how it works beyond gcse computing
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just shit myself team
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>>209279541 Sorry lad. It's worth doing honestly, jobs are shite in that field but worth learning about. I've got little to not respect for mongs who do shit like piracy but have no idea how it works at all.
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am up to ma knees in cowpat
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ok team just got tag teamed by 2 burly autists with retard strength on the night shift
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gunnae fockin shite mysel
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They wasn't GCSE computing when I was in school but I did a BTEC in IT and it involved making a website about recycling
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>>209279521 Pipe down you sad old man go start a fucking family or something
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when I was leaving school I noticed they get taught basic coding. or at least try to teach them. most I did was some css file
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I like it like that
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got a gcse in poo barm construction
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Wake up every morning wanting to splatter my brains across the wall but I saw a post online saying that my problems aren't real so I guess I'll just not do that
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>>209279658 trans women are trans x
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My GCSE results
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>>209279658 Women are just as smart at men.
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>>209279644 fuck up crybitch
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>>209279680 what kinda music you like
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>>209279680 You genuinely are an utter narcissist aren't you?
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>>209279700 That's him done then
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>>209279710 Anime openings, J-Rock, J-Pop, Rock, Punk, Emo, Romanian and Serbian rap
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Pub setting
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>>209279296 social interaction bro, we crave belonging and chatting with our group even if we hate it irl you can't escape your natural urges bro
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raping my own arse
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got an F in my wanking GCSE
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you dont want to fuck with rorke
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>>209279780 People don’t talk like this
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Got a fucking family meal today because it’s my uncles birthday. Hate family meals they all make me feel bad for being jobless
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>>209279904 get a minecraft meal
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>>209279912 What’s a Minecraft meal
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>>209279927 You get a job you fucking dick
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>>209279743 >Anime openings do u like real folk blues
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*obvious bait*
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>>209279870 That's the point dickhead
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Not too much of an exaggeration to say I only keep my job so i can moan about it and have people nod sympathetically
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>>209279950 That’s the spirit
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Let's play a game lads: without looking at the word in the question, how do you spell receiver?
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>>209280008 i just lost the game
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i was at the mcaodnalsd nad I sa aw th emincraaft mel deal it awas big mac and some nggets with collecatble minecraft special ediotn acharter
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>>209279959 No and I wasn't a big fan of Bebop. Wolf's Rain is a much better series from a similar period.
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>>209280051 Oh my days you are such a fucking pleb it's unreal
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>>209279904 I hear that. There was nothing worse than family shame during my neet phase. I used to make up excuses not to go as often as possible. Feel bad about that now but it was a terrible feeling to go along to those events at the time.
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>>209280066 No I'm not. Cowboy Bebop is normie shit. Wolf's Rain is actually good and isn't episodic garbage.
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>>209280087 Prefer not to eat families myself.
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>>209280112 all their songs sound the same
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does eating on a tray watching tv next to your mum count as family meal
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>>209280144 shut up you disgusting degenerate monster
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what a surprise the anime fan's brain is so damaged they can't even tell which few animes are decent
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Can someone say something nice to me please?
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>>209280187 just lashing out, going through sugar withdrawls
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>>209280181 >animes Retard. Anime is the plural of anime.
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>>209280205 BASTARD BUTCHER OF THE IRISH I
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wanking to animes
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Prefer Fairfax, me
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sucking a animes
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>>209280222 retard xy chromosomes are male
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>>209280196 You seem like a nice fella
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cowboy bebop really is shit. 20 minutes per episode is a joke, you can't tell a story in that time.
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Sucking a fart
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Got shit up my fucking arse again
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the downfall of rorkeypops should be studied
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the word "anime" is uncountable
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mental how fat we are. scrolling through this tatto artists work in london and every single guy is some doughy fat fuck. 50% of them have tummy stretch marks
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Wallace and gromit are some of my favorite of the animes
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Reminder that in Japanese the emphasis is on the "e"
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rorke getting into anime at 37
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dtfic give off major bald cunt energy
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>>209280317 speak for yourself i'm a cute twink
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>>209280399 skincare routine?
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Finished painting Warhammer for the night
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>>209280448 you've just embarrassed yourself
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>Core Science
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>>209280448 what do warhammer events involve
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>>209280471 and now look at you
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>>209280448 good colour separation, masked or just very careful?
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>>209280505 A superior being compared to dung beetles such as yourself
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Got all As at GCSE, but never went to Uni. Just work for my Dad's business.
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>>209280471 languages can go fuck themselves
spent 90% of school with utter shite incompetent teachers who were all english by the way, finally got a foreign teacher who was good and scraped a B
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>>209280521 list of achievments:
-triple science
-superior than insect
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where the bibleyank
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>>209280505 I wish I'd lived abroad but I'm doing alright. Girlfriend, car, department manager with the tidiest desk you've ever seen.
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>>209280545 baited for this exact reply
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heuristically grangling yhe binble with baredly welsh
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>>209280479 Ty
>>209280501 Some are tournaments, some are trade shows with big participation games, some are just a group of people getting together to look at each other's miniatures and roll dice
>>209280520 Careful lad, I impress myself at times. No magnifier
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>>209280557 >Girlfriend, car, department manager with the tidiest desk you've ever seen. aka being a boring cunt
millions of you, you contribute nothing
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>>209280544 Lel. Much like anything there is variation.
The kind of Brony-adjacent Pokémon card shop dwellers yes, mostly stinky vermin.
But there's loads of middle class middle England blokes with wargaming clubs and circles. With a smattering of Bill Bailey types
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>>209280570 I might invent a gimmick where I watch a new film every day
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>>209280617 top 3 achievment?
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I refuse to date women older than 28
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>>209280635 you said that yesterday
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>>209280604 I like DnB, climbing mountains, pints and playing football too lad.
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>>209280649 mental how badly i have crushed you
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>>209280652 >as a 38 year old man alri unc
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>>209280681 baited for this response
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>>209280674 i saw it i was there
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>>209280664 what the fuck are you doing up at this time
its freak hours only now
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Is warhammer like an actual game or just a big LARP
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>>209280712 its a reddit thing
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>>209280707 Umm, some people here work night shifts thanks.
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>>209280732 ktim doing a wfh nightshift at the moment
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>>209278449 are you still here? I want to sexually harass you like the other cool posters
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>>209280712 The game is poorly designed and can't be fixed because the rules are tied to the figurines people purchased, but aspects of the lore can be good, but if you take all the lore in as fact than it's a bit too much. It's best to have a head canon that you eventually evolve into your own thing over time.
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>>209280712 It is, you basically use a tape measure to move units, then measure to see if their guns are in range, and roll dice to see if you hurt your opponent's units. Some weapons are better at anti-infantry or anti-tank, or a unit might be good in close combat. So there's some strategy.
But Games Workshop are cunts basically
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>>209280754 >wfh nightshift yeah that's what i call my wanks as well
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>>209280763 touch my bum and vall me a whore
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>>209280754 We're the watchers on the wall lad.
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What the FUCK is this?
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Just want a fucking gf is that too much to ask
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>>209280778 are you wfh nightshift also?
>>209280773 to be fair i did have a wank last night on shift
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>>209280770 how does it avoid devolving into "whoever spent the most on a big army wins"
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>only slept 4 hours last night when normally I deep sleep for 8+ >still awake now, no nap
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Alri lads let's pick it up so we can make it to the new
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>>209280794 Models have points costs and you play games at a points cap like 1000 or 2000
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Alright Daniel?
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/brit/ is with Lowe.
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remember doing nightshift at Tesco
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>>209280817 you've posted about this before
i remember
i always will
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>>209280817 Night shift would come in as I finished when I worked maccies as a teenager, they looked like cretins
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Cmon now post those images
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linlithgo mentioned
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>>209280794 Every unit has a points value and games are played to a points limit, if you were to meet a random person at your gaming place. Friends might dream up unequal but interesting scenarios though, but most 40k players aren't soulful enough for this
GW endlessly tinker with this to nerf units these days and keep the consoomers churning purchases chasing the "meta"
I prefer older versions of the rules myself.
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Ok this isn't just the shits, but liquid flowing out me arse for half an hour now
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>>209280859 well why'd you put so much up there then?
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>>209280872 I didn't. Had a dodgy to good to go pastry from greggs and think it was off
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>>209280858 are bootlegs/3d prints frowned upon, outside GW events obviously
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i'm cold can someone hug me
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>>209280903 Not at all, very acceptable.
I have enough miniatures that I don't want a machine to print me hundreds more. I kind of do though because there's so much you can print that traditional companies aren't making.
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>>209280917 gross dude
gross and gay
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>Taxpayer-funded cars taken from 11,000 benefits claimants for abusing the system
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>>209280917 Sorry I have a bf
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the perfect breeding age is 22
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*shivers alone unhugged in the corner*
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