ALRIGHT, IT'S TIME TO TALK ONE-ON-ONE WITH EVERYONE HERE. LISTEN CAREFULY BRAHS, THIS IS A REVOLUTION.
EVERYBODY ASKS ME, "WHAT THE FUCK IS JAWBRAH ABOUT, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THOSE VIDEOS, CUNT? YOU'RE FUCKING UP YOURSELF CUNT" IT'S A FUCKING ACT, THERE IS NO JAWBRAH. YOU MIRIN', BRAH? WELL I'LL GIVE YOU MORE REASON TO MIRE NOW BRAH. IT'S FUCKING JAWBRAH, BRAH.... EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE BIT OF JAWBRAH IN THEM. EVERY FUCKING CUNT OUT THERE, YOU'RE A SICK CUNT IF YOU WANNA BE, BRAH. STOP BEING A FUCKING SAD CUNT, ALRIGHT? GO OUT, GET BITCHES.
THAT'S WHAT WE DO IN THIS SHIT, BRAH. YOU WANNA BE A FUCKING LITTLE SAD CUNT? FUCK THAT SHIT, BRO. EVERY LITTLE HATERS GONNA HATE, BRAH. YOU'LL NEVER BE LIKE JAWBRAH, BRAH, CAUSE I'M A FUCKING SICK CUNT, MATE. EVERY ONE OF US HAS A LITTLE BIT OF JAWBRAH IN US, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET. YOU'RE SITTING HERE GOING, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING FAGGOT?", WELL, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. BUT I'M FUCKING SHREDDED BRAH, YE CUNT. CUZ AT THE END OF THE DAY BRO, YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO THIS...
IF YOU'RE A FUCKING SHREDDED SICK CUNT, YOU GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING BRO. YOU MAKE FUN OF SOME FAT CUNT MAKING A SHIT AND PEOPLE WILL BE LIKE "AW YEAH, JAWBRAH BRO, YEAH". NO ONE'LL GIVE A FUCK, MAN.
IN LIFE, IF YOU WANNA BE NOTICED, YOU GOTTA BE A FUCKIN' RIPPED CUNT. YOU GOTTA BE A SHREDDED CUNT. YOU GOTTA GO TO THE GYM AND BE A SICK CUNT. YOU GOTTA FUCK BITCHES, YOU KNOW AND NOT GIVE A FUCK CUZ THAT'S WHAT WE DO, BRO. THAT'S WHAT THE JAW CUNTS DO. THAT'S WHAT THE REVOLUTION IS, BRO. NONE OF THESE FUCKIN' SAD CUNTS. WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKIN' MAKE IT BRO, THAT'S IT.
