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GUNDAM 0083 GAIDEN: THE DARKEST BRIGHT
CHAPTER 1
It was three years after the 0079 year war. Bright was captain of the Neo-White Base, but he missed his friends because they were not on the Neo-White Base Mk II even though they were on old Whtie Base. His only friend on teh ship was secret gundma test pilot CHAUNCEY DE BERGERAC who said "Captain Bright, I get transmission on my gudnam when I was in space." "Then you must put it on the main screen fats, there is already time wasted because yuo had to get the message in the gundam nad get back in and get out from the gundam and walk to the bridge so you could tell me about the message from gundam. Put on the gundam message with USB!" he commanded and it was a message from the president of the federation BLINTON CUSH. "Hello Bright Noa Im the president. You cannot be captian anymore because you might be newtypes and newtypes are dangerous. Step down immediate!" and Bright Noa got up from chair and said "What is this foolishness!? ANO YATSU KISAMA!!" and he punch screen on chair. "I will call president. Did you get call back number?" and Chauncey De Bergerac said "yes" so he call back president cush. "Hell bright noa, how is space today? It is good weather you should get back from space and not be on ship anymore." and he drank tea. "YUou should ec utting with the bullshit from now on, you are trying to get me out from space!" and president laugh and said "That is right, and if you will not step down, I will put you down! KLAATU BARADA NIKTO" and bridge guy who was really sleeper assassin heard trigger words and pointed gun at bright noa and bright noa said "FUCK" and backflipped back out from chair to behind chair while grabbing broken chair screen and used the force of backflipping to rip it off and threw it like Frisbee at brainwashed bridge guy and it stopped the bullet and hit him and it killed him in the face. "Kisama! You will pay for this insolence!"