My people, sons and daughters of /mlp/. This much I vow. The history of these days will be written in blood. By crushing the armies of our enemies, by corrupting the ideas they thought to turn against us, we were fighting for our very existence. But, if there are those who would deny us peace, refuse us our rightful place in the universe, then we will unleash such terrible vengeance that generations yet unborn will cry out in anguish! The enemy may corrupt our show to worthlessness, but they cannot break our spirit. Even now, the forces of Hasbro advance on our beloved cartoon, to seize by force what they cannot claim by right. They cannot imagine what awaits them. We will smite the invaders from our threads! We will show their creations no enjoyment! We will look back upon the days of Season 1 and Season 2 with respect, and deny their forces any chance to gain our support! Equestria Girls will fail, and we shall see that it is done! Though their armies of mindless drones crying "Love and tolerate!" sweep over our fandom like the sands of winter, never again will we bow before them, never again endure their oppression, never again endure their tyranny. We will strike without warning and without mercy, fighting as one hand, one heart, one soul. We will shatter their dreams and haunt their nightmares, drenching our ancestors' graves with their blood. And as our last breath tears at their lungs, as we rise again from the ruins of our cities,they will know: My Little Pony belongs to /mlp/.
