>>28429625>”N-No, he won’t marry you!” Twilight cuts in “He’s my coltfriend!” She says defensively. >”Well, can I join your herd?” The mint green unicorn ask. >”We don’t know you! At least invite us on a date first!” Twilight says sounding insulted. >Wait, herd? >”Oh, well I’m Lyra. Can I join now?”>Twilight just pulls you by your pants leg leading you away. “Twilight, what did she mean by join our herd?”
>Twilight looks shocked. >”Anon, did your parents never give you… the talk?” She ask looking sad and worried at you. “You mean about sex? Yah, but that doesn’t answer my question.”
>This just makes her confused. >”Then you should-“ realization strikes her. “A-Anon, are humans monogamous?”“Well yah, I’m guessing ponies aren’t?”
>”W-Well, no, most ponies have one stallion and multiple mare’s. But I guess we can have a monogamous relationship if you want.”Twilight says disappointed. >So you can fuck more than one chick and NOT get in trouble. >Like hell you’re passing that up!“No Twilight, I think herding sounds like a good idea. We should do it.”
>”REALLY! That’s wonderful! I-I mean-“ She stutters. “As long as you’re okay with it.”>You chuckle. “Yes Twilight, okay with it.”
>Twilight pumps her hoof in the air and whispers “yes!”.>You and Twilight continue on a path till you reach a hut with animals all around it.>There is a cute Pegasus with a pink mane pouring food for the animals near the hut. >Twilight nudges you with a hoof. >”That’s my friend Fluttershy, she’s REALLY shy with most pony’s so try to be calm and quite with her please. “ Twilight whispers to you. “Okay, can do. “
>”Thanks.” 