>>32335326>"Screw destiny i have an autistic horse!">"Starlight! Do the thing!""What? Princess cadence where did you come from?"
>"Do the thing!""What thing?"
>"The thing where you break everything!"What are you talking about, i dont do that."
>"I'll bump you up the husbando queue if you do.""Hey past-me, just jump through that time-portal, everything will make sense."
"Wha-"
>Blip"Hah. That's for doing it to me the first time you bitch, none of this ever makes sense."
"Oh hey princess, i got a whole bunch of these golden triangles, is that what you wanted?"
And then Link lived happily ever after with his true waifu, The end.