>>27136712>Your heart skips and you suppress a squee.>Yesyesyes>You could clean him.“Absolutely, right this way,” you say as you lead him to your bathroom.
“Go ahead and get in. I’ll get you all cleaned up.”
>He quirks an eyebrow at you.>”I think I can manage on my own. Just, if you could, I need a much bigger towel is all. Standard soap works fine and, well, I’m bald so I don’t use shampoo.”>The creatures gently slides you across the floor through the doorway and shuts it on you.>Your jaw goes lack and you deflate like a balloon, squeaky whine and all.>B-But you wanted to lovingly clean him!>Why did he not see you were willing to be nice to him?“Um, Mr. Hyoo-Maine.”
>He opens the door.>”You can call me Anonymous.”“Right, um, see thing is, I was thinking I could take care of the bathing for you.”
>He stared at you. >”Why?”>Because he’s kinda super pretty and you want to help him through this time in his life?>That wouldn’t work though.>Sometimes you had to be careful how you show your love.“Um… welllllll…? You can’t bathe alone?”
>He glared at you.>“Oh is that how it is? Is that your first order, Mistress?””Nonono, I wouldn’t, I’m not like those kinds of masters—er mares. I mean uh, I just want you to be safe and it’s… the knobs!”
>”The knobs?”“Indeed, the knobs! They can only be operated by a unicorn,” you said pointing to your horn. “Agh, if only I could let you do it alone, but alas, the oppressive knobs—”
>He casually twisted the shower knob.>Hot water spurted out of the shower head and the two of you stood there, motionless.>Right… hoof wigglers.>You put on a fake smile.“Greeeeeat, uh. You sure you don’t need any help?”
>”I’m good.”“You sure you’re sure?”
>”Yep.”“...oookay. If that’s what you want then.”
>He closes the door and your ears go back. >No sudsy nurturing?>A small whine escapes your lips. 