>>28579508>Your manhood swells in your pants.>“I’m never cold when I’m with you.”“Perfect. Pure cheesy goodness,” you say with a chuckle.
>“We’re scientists, not poets,” Twilight says, running a finger down your chest.“Whatever you say, my orchid, the bloom of my soul, my eternal flame -”
>“Oh, stop it, and get your shirt off.”“Fine, fine.”
>You slowly remove the offending clothing, while Twilight does hers.“Ah, the majesty of the human form, its supple curves and -”
>“Stop it. I know you’re going to keep doing it just to bother me but -” she says, starting to slip her sweatpants off.“But what? What’s a little bit of the mind to go with matters of the heart?” you ask, undoing your belt buckle and getting your jeans off.
>“Smooth. Keep it up and you’ll have all the girls.”“I already have all the girls I could ever need.”
>“Eh….”“Not as good?”
>“We’ll work on it.”“Guess so.”
>“Good. Now, help me get this thing off.”>Gingerly, you reach over Twilight’s shoulders to undo the clasp of her bra, quickly giving her a peck on the cheek as you do.>Near simultaneously, the two of you remove the last of your undergarments.>For a few moments, you stare, stark naked, at one another.>Then, you shower the other in sloppy kisses.>Your mouth runs like a sewing machine along Twilight’s neck until your lips once again meet.>Entangling your bodies together like a pair of snakes, you roll around beneath the light and airy covers, smooth, soft skin against skin.>Reaching up, you grab hold of Twilight’s firm breasts and give them a gentle squeeze, feeling the flesh yield against your grasp.“Top or bottom?” you ask.
>“Bottom,” she says quietly, moaning faintly.“Very well,” you say, setting her down lightly.
>You pull open the drawer on your nightstand.“Whoops. Looks like I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong.”
>Twilight bursts out laughing, and, though you hold your straight face for a second, you can’t help but join in. 