Quoted By:
>(Seth + Only on the Hub green)
>"Seth, may I talk to you?"
>"...uh, sure Dan. Tell me."
>"We must change balls"
>"wot"
>"The ones we're using for training. Change them. Stat."
>"May I know why?"
>"IS THIS WHAT WE'VE BECOME!? YOU DON'T EVEN TRUST YOUR OWN PLAYERS, NOW?!"
>"Considering the player we're talking about once said we had to change the color of the primary kits from purple to black cause, and I quote 'I am allergic to purple', I'd say it's a logic question"
>"...NOT MY FAULT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT PURPLEPHOBIA, YOU INSENSITIVE JERK! But, since you asked, I'll tell you: I HATE THOSE BALLS!"
>"...oh no, Dan, not again..."
>"THEY KEEP TRYING TO HUG MY LEG! AND THAT 'fttblblblblblblblblblblblblblblbl" THEY KEEP DOING WHENEVER I KICK THEM IS GETTING ONTO MY NERVES! LOOK, I'M ALREADY BECOMING ALERGIC TO IT!!!"
>"That's a pimple"
>"FUCK THIS SHIT! CHRIS WOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ME!"
