>>31799791>All of the stallions grimaced >Fancy looked over at you>"What about you, Anon?">You perked up"Hmm?"
>"You have two kids, any two more on the way," Fancy said, making a gesture with a hoof. "How do you keep your sex life from getting boring?">The other two stallions perked up>They leaned toward you, eagerly waiting your answer>You looked at each of them in turn before shrugging"I don't know what to tell you, fellas.There's not really a secret between me and the missus."
>"Horse apples," Jet said, nudging you. "Come on, Anon, you're amongst friends.You can tell us.">"Yeah," Fancy said. "What do you and the princess do?">Your nose scrunched up in thought>A part of you felt like whatever you said was gonna be the gossip of the city for the next week, but fuck it>They got you drinks, you may as well humor them..."Well... the wife usually gets me ready, I lay her on her back, and we go at it until I'm done," you said, scratching your chin
>All three stallions slowly frown>"...Could you give us a bit more detail than that?" Gleaming asked"Not really that much detail to go into," you said, taking a sip of your drink. "We both do a bit of moaning I guess.I might feel a bit frisky and slap her rump or something."
>Fancy's eyes narrowed>"What about positions? You can't just do dolphin style, for Luna's sake!">Your brow furrowed in thought>"Eh... That's pretty much the only thing we do, I think," you replied, slowly nodding>The stallions looked at each other, disbelief slowly making its way onto their faces>"Horse apples," Jet said. "That's not the ONLY thing you two do!""I don't know what to tell you, guys."
>"What about foreplay?""We do some of that, but the wife never lets me finish inside of her
mouth.It's always inside of cooch."
>"Always?">You couldn't help but laugh, looking off into the distance"It's been like that since before I married her."
>You finished your drink with a big gulp 