>>14009135>>14009140H-here I go
I'm gonna hold out on the title for now because I'm a mysterious faggot
I also wanted to try a slightly different style so yeah
"OH COME ON! Do I really have to?"
"Yeah man, you lost the bet, you have to follow through or you'll forever be known as, uh, that one guy who doesn't follow through on bets."
>Flash Sentry, witmaster extrodinaire."Can I just do something else? I hear chainsaw juggling is a big thing these da-"
"Nah, fuck that man, you lose, you follow through on the bet!"
>You are anonymous.>Or as you're opting to call yourself after losing that bet, anonydumbass.>I mean, an arm wrestling contest against Flash Sentry.>The captain of all the school's sports.>Even faggy things like volleyball.>You had been feeling confident cause you'd been going to the gym recently in an attempt to woo the bitches.>Cause in Canterlot High, if you weren't ripped, might as well get a chastity belt, that way you could have an excuse for finishing high school a /v/irgin.>And in another attempt to woo the ladies, you tried to challenge Flash Sentry to an arm wrestling contest.>In front of said ladies.>Against a Flash Sentry whose arm probably weighed more than your whole body mass. >Stephen Hawking should just retire now cause the world has found a new genius and his name is Anonymous.>After 2 minutes straight laughing after you approached him after class, he finally agreed to it.>If you won, he would use his jock powers to get you any girl you wanted.>Even that bitch Sunset Shimmer.>But if HE won, well, I'm sure even Satan himself was rolling on his bed, cause even he knows his place as the evilest entity known to man was taken by one Flash Sentry.>Which he did.>Horribly.>Now you're pretty sure you won't be able to use your right hand for a while.>IMPLICATIONS BEING IMPLIED 