>>1794545"*groan* Pinkie, you can't trick somep0ny into being your friend.
> "I can." She say's with the sweetest innocence."Ok... maybe you can, but I can't-"
> "That's because you're not trying hard enough, silly!" She smiles as her head tilts to the side a little, a sympathetic hoof patting your hand. "Don't you worry, Auntie Pinkie will sort everything out.">... how old is she anyway?> That's not important.> You begin to protest, but are interrupted by an announcement echoing from the heart of the faire.> "-ure it's working? oh! *ahem* May I have everp0nies attention please! The costume competition is about to start, judged by our honoured guest, her highness, Princess Luna! Could all..."> Pinkie's smile was wide, now it's just getting bigger and bigger and..."No."
> "Yes!""No. No way. No how. Look, no costume!"
> "Yes. Yes way. Yes how, I've got an idea! There's something I've always wanted to try but couldn't..." She trails off, looking excited at the prospect, but nervous nonetheless.> Something Pinkie was nervous about trying?> Bail out, Bail out!"No, just no. I'm not moving an inch."
> You dig your hands into the table and wedge your legs underneath it.> Pinkie looks at you, her smile falls and she sighs and looks off towards the fair.> Yes!> Victor- wait.> There's still a little twinkle in her eye.> "I suppose you're right... we should just skip to the song..." She draws in a big breath and-"I'll do it."
> -looks at you out of the corner of her eye with that big old grin.> You are Anon, and you have seen the face of your doom. 