>>41885075>THIS SUMMER>Cuts to Anon getting sucked into the tv>*Generic modern pop song starts playing*>THIS HUMAN..."Woah, what is this place...?"
>Que Pinkie Pie's obligatory mile per minute greeting>Anon leans over to a nearby background pony"Did you catch of that?"
>WILL BE GETTING>Montage of Anon meeting the rest of the Mane 6>Twilight has him hooked up to a machine>Dash smokes him in a race>Rairty is screaming at his socks and sandals>Fluttershy is sperging out because she thinks he's a weird animal>Applejack accidentally hurts him with a hoofshake>A LITTLE HORSE"Y'know, this place might not be so bad!"
>Anon pulls out his phone, only to be greeted by a bright flashing "NO SIGNAL""Erm... nevermind this place sucks."
>BUT THIS HUMAN>Cuts to Nightmare Moon laughing>"Do you FOOLS really think you can defeat me?">Nightmare Moon fires a magic beam that bounced around, eventually hitting Anon in the crotch>The ponies wince as Anon writhes on the ground cupping his nuts"D-didn't hurt."
>WILL LEARN THE MAGIC>Montage of Anon and the mane 6 bonding through their adventure"Back home... I never felt special. But you six make me feel... feel like I finally belong somewhere."
>OF FRIENDSHIP>THIS SUMMER IS GOING TO BE>Tone shifting slapstick montage >Random shot of Rairty making Anon wear a frilly dress>Sweetie Belle walks in>"aaawkward...">FULL OF UNBRIDLED FUN>Montage of every time a character says "Anon">ANON IN EQUESTRIAScreen cuts to Lyra heavily breathing as she looms over Anon
"Uh... nice horsie?"
>Trailer cuts to black with Anon's shrill scream 