>>36061704So, uhhhh...I hear dat dis heer "BronyCon" got canceled 'cuzza not enuff shut-ins willin' ta' git outta da house der an' go meet up wit' uther shut-ins ta talk about bonin' Stahlight Glimmuh or whatevuh.
Dat's a shame, it reely iz, 'cuz yoo peepole need sumwhur ta' go ta', yoo know, meet uthurz of yore kind an' reelize dat yoo ain't da only one sittin' in yore house 18 hours a day jerkin' it ta' anuther species. Which is kinda weird, by the way. I meen, I'm open-minded. As long as yoo stay the hell away from me, it don't bother me much none. But still. It's kinda creepy. Like, in dat whole "Mebbe dat's actually an adult walkin' on his knees rather than a kid goin' trick-or-treetin' kinda way".
But still. It's kinda good -- I guess -- dat yoo guys had yore own placeta go. It meant dat da rest of us didn't hafta see or heer from you for at leasta coupla daze of da week, an' dat's always a good ting. Mebbe yoo could, oh, I dunno, try havin' it somewhere else, or promote it as a Furry con or sumthin'. 'Cuz lemme tell yoo. Doze peepole make bronies look cute an' cuddly.
Yoo guys -- an' let's be reel, ain' no broads gonna publicly git involved in diz crap -- yoo guys showed dat yoo hadda ballz ta show up in public an' admit dat yoo were perverts, deviants an' god knows what else wit'in da judicial system. Tyin' up da courts wit' cases of bestiality just ain't right, so at least yoo were courteous enuff ta' keep tings quiet an' behind closed doors.
When diz Covid crap is ove-vuh, mebbe der could be a smaller BronyCon, like atta Dave an' Bustuhz or sumplace like dat. Sumplace where yoo can finda table, or a banquet room, an' jerk each other off wit' stories uv Rainbow Dash wit'out botherin' da other patrons. Just a tought.
Keep 'em comin, and keep tryin', cuz nobody can make yoo look like-uh loozur but yoo. Altho, from what I seen online, dat may not be dat hardta doo.
