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>>40059125 Secret shadow agent spying on anon for the Council ?
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>>36460743 >OH CELESTIA! THE PAIN! >You are writhing in agony, so you must be Sweetie Drops, the mare also known as Bon-Bon. (Or Mistress, but only to Lyra.) >The woodwose bit you! >Right on the pussy! >Only your heavy naugahyde catsuit saved your tender flesh from the simian's rending jaws. >You will find the nauga who shed her skin for this suit, and you will pay her a bonus fatter than Princess Celestia's ass. >The woodwose takes advantage of your loosened grip and pulls free of your stranglehold. >It grabs you, spins you around, and one long, wiry arm closes over your windpipe. You struggle, hooves scrabbling against hairy white skin, but you were already halfway out of breath before. >The edges of your vision go red, then black. >No. >No! >NO! >You will not die like this! You are an agent of SMILE! You have a monarchy to serve, a life to live, and a minty green unicorn to marry! >You slam a hoof down with your last reserve of strength. >Bone cracks, and the woodwose roars in pain. >Its grip loosens and you snap your head back, feeling the ape's nose crunch against the back of your skull. You twist free as the brute howls, and dive forward into a roll. >The ape doesn't try to resume the grapple, and you swing back onto your hooves, facing the alien interloper. >Oh. >It found that weird blunderbuss it was carrying earlier, and it's pointing it right at you. >Shit. >That gun's bore looks absolutely huge at this range.
