>>12739201"Alright, I'm going to do rolecall."
>You look down at the student list.>Good god these names."Sweat-tie Beel"
>None of the children answer."Sweat-tie Beel?"
>"Um, Mr. Anon?">You draw your attention to a white unicorn filly with her hoof up.>"My name is Sweetie Belle.">You look back down at the name on top.>There's absolutely no way.>She's definitely fucking with you.>You stare at her with the anger of a thousand postal workers."You think that's funny, huh? First pony out of the gate and we're already cracking jokes! I got my eye on you, Jet-Puffed."
>"Um... okay.">That'll show her.>Right, next name....
