>>24405700>>24405733>You walk through the building - not too many ponies here early in the morning - and find a comfy looking stool in front of the bar to perch your surprising-not-sore ass on.>Behind the counter, you see a purple unicorn stallion, with a two-toned purple mane, and a trio of diamonds for a cutie mark.>He's making a serious face and tallying receipts, ostensibly from the prior night; you're surprised they'd do that in the morning.>Peering over the countertop you break the silence of the sleepy bar."That looks hard."
>He looks up, surprised anypony entered without him noticing.>"What? Adding up these receipts?""Yeah, that too."
>You smile lewdly as what you're getting at sinks into the stallion's brain.>Of course he's not actually erect right now, you're just being cheeky.>But he checks, worriedly.>Then he looks up, giving you an amused grin with narrowed eyes.>"Heeeeeeeey now, this is a family establishment." he says, inflection rising as he goes."No, this is a bar." you counter.
>He shrugs.>"Yeah, I just didn't know to say. Good one. Anyway what can I get you?""Eh, just a burger and some fries."
>He nods.>"No drink?">Well, you're on the job..."Just a water."
>"Sure." he says, then he disappears into a back room, giving you a clear view of that plot as he goes.>You're swear you catch a glimpse a marginally erect dong underneath it.>You stifle a giggle.>Guy must not get flirted with very much if that did it for him.>Regardless, you turn around and lean on the bar as you wait for the food, eyeing up all the pones in the establishment.>There's only a few, but w/e. 'A few' is enough for you to bang.>Or you could wait for the food, hit on the barstallion, or do some other stuff.>Tartarus, you're a good looking mare. Maybe if you just hang out, somepony'll try to pick you up.>What do? 