Quoted By:
>Cadance proves that the mythical husbando island is real
>It's actually a version of Earth where Cadance has run a military takeover and established a 1984-esque police state
>Everything is always fine on Earth, you get a state-assigned job, a liveable paycheck, and a small flat all to yourself with a bathroom that only has one camera
>As long as you're on your best behavior, you get a 30-minute weekly cuddle session with an associate of Cadance
>Plus your name gets kept on the list of first-choice husbandos for whatever Cadance does with them
