>>31995865Circle, circle, dot, dot. Now you have your cootie shot.
>"I-is that it?">You nod to the minty unicorn.Yep, it's that simple.
>"Twilight? It can't be that simple.">"No, he's right! Cootie levels are dropping rapidly all the way down to...">Twilight looks shocked, her horns glow fading before pulsing with light again and again.>"Twilight? Please...">"I wouldn't believe it myself if I didn't see it with my own eyes ore feel it with my own magic. Lyra Heartstrings, you are completely cootie free.">You knelt down and picked up the little mare and gave her a hug>"...it's been so long."With you guys having so much magic I figured that most, if not all, diseases would be taken care of.
>"This could change everything, with time maybe even a vaccine can be developed!">You squat down, Lyra finally returning your hug and boop Twiggles in her adorable little muzzle.Twilight, it's curative and preventative. Don't you ponies know anything about cootie shots?
>"Anonymous, I have no idea how your people found this cure but cooties are still the worst of all cuddle transmitted diseases.>You have to hold back a laugh.I didn't know it was so serious, Twilight. Here.
>Doing the old gestures that you remember from elementary you give Twilight the 'vaccine'Circle, circle, dot, dot. Now YOU have your cootie shot.
>"Wait? But that wasn't my forehoof? Why my cheek Anonymous?It's different for every person and pony.
>"How do you know, Anon?", Lyra asks finally taking her face from the crook of your neck.>So fucking cute.Well training, of course. I mastered cootie shots back when I was seven.
>Their eyes went wide, and Twilight poofed in a scroll and spoke up.>"Of course! Since 'humans' aren't tied to the magic of destiny, you're free to train your children from a young age and hyper-specialize! But first things first, would you mind if I contacted the Princess? This cure will be revolutionary!" 