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>Russian ministry of defense discovers magical bacon hair girl
>Decides she must be eliminated
>They wish to keep it very hush hush, so instead of some veteran spetsnaz squad they send in Sergei, the conscript
>Sergei infiltrates the school, dressed in full gear but wearing a "I <3 America" button on his webbing, so the kids all assume he's just trying out some trendy new fashion
>Gets in with one of the clicks using salted pork fat cubes, hard bread, and vodka as a peace offering
>Through his new group of skinny teenage comrades learns where Sunset lives
>Wait till end of the day when the sun drops
>Time is of now Sergei, remove bacon
>Sergei goes to the street and crawls into some bushes near the house, loading his underbarrel grenade launcher and waits
>Suddenly see's a light go on in the second floor window
>Wasting no time he lets out a mighty roar of "CHEEKI BREEKI!" and shoots the grenade at the window
>An absolutely perfect shot, the grenade smashes through the cheap, thin glass and an eruption of noise and dusty sends the rest of the window flying at the parallel house
>Leaving nothing to chance Sergei quickly loads another grenade and unloads a magazine towards the window, tearing up whatever is left of the wall
>Suddenly the front door swings open, and Sergei launches his grenade at it
>It flies over the shoulder of a clearly distraught and bloody middle aged woman and blows up inside the house
>The entire house rocks, and showing the true cheapness of it the entire thing collapse right on top of the woman
>Sergei retreats when he hears sirens
>Later when he has been evacuated and returned to Russia his superiors begin to chew him out
>They tell him that there were seven girls and a dog in that house
>Sergei asks if one of those girls was Sunset
>When his superior tell him yes he throws his hands into the air and yells "mission accomplished!"
