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Now that it's quiet, I have something to say.
The whole "Rainbow Dash is a pure virgin" thing is stupid. I really don't get it. And I wouldn't mind if it wasn't because "some" of the supporters of that headcanon (He Who Mustn't Be Named and his followers) like to call a cuck to anybody who thinks otherwise. "Rainbow Dash is a virgin, she hasn't been with anyone, she hasn't even masturbated". Fuck me, I don't find that sexy, that's plainly sad. That almost means "she'll only love me if she doesn't know anything else". Fuck that. My headcanon is, she has been with several stallions and a bunch mares, and of course she masturbates whenever she wants. But after we meet, my superior stamina and my skilled hands will make her think I'm the best lover she'll ever find and we'll be happy together. That makes me hard every time. Is that childish? SURE! Fantasying is fucking childish, but for God's sake, stop already with the cuck thing, fuckers. It's annoying af.
Just a silly rant. I know I'm overreacting, and I didn't want to insult people with different headcanons, but I just had to say it. That's it, I said it.
