>>24442034'Heh, yeah well, buddy, when you grow some ovaries, maybe you'll be man enough to accept that--'
>'Shit, we got off topic, no, I'm restarting this. Where did you live before you died?''Don't just act like you can press the reset button on my feelings!'
>You tilt your head.'Although since I'm a woman now I guess you actually can.'
>'You used to be male?!''I don't know how many years I've got in Equestria, Chungus. I'm gonna get reeeal weird with it.'
>'No, I'm not judging, I just...I didn't think anyone else did that.''Gay, Chungus. That's fucking gay.'
>'You are gay! You have a girlfriend!''Just because she's my girlfriend doesn't mean we're gay.'
>'Oh come on. You two must have done something that generated enough love to revive me.'>You stop dead in your tracks.>A pony walks into you, not ready for the sudden stop>You don't even budge.>He comes around, a angry frown on his face. He's saying something to you, but you don't hear it.>Your eyes still focus into nothing in particular in front of you>Chungus tries to take control, but he can't. 'What the hell is wrong with you?!''Chungus. I think I'm your undead mother.'
>'What?''I'm literally pregnant. With you. From gay sex.'
>His mind slowly turns to white noise, the color draining from your vision.>The next thing you notice, you're still standing in the same spot, Twilight, Pinkie, Rainbow, and Flutters standing in front of you.>The sky is orange, slowly darkening.>"I don't think she can hear us, Dash. She's been like this for hours." Twilight said.>"Pshh, yeah, he's probably just faking!">Pinkie tilted her head. "I'm confused. Is Anon a boy or girl?">Fluttershy leaned away with an uncomfortable look>You turn your focus to Chungus.'We will never speak of this to anyone.'
>'Affirmative.'>You turn around, in one fluid motion, and start walking back to the cottage.>"Finally!" Twilight grinned, "I cured her! That last spell must have had a delayed onset!""Fluttershy, we're going home."
