>>18027951"Fine, but you owe me!"
>You head down to the kitchen, bobbing your head side to side to a catchy tune in your head>A few minutes later, you come back up to the bedroom, refreshing beverage in hand>"S-So, how was the kitchen?" Twilight asks as you sip on your water"It was dark and scary. But then I turned on the lights and it was okay."
>She frowns>"Yeah, but the spider? What about the spider?" she asks, her voice giving off a sense of immediacy"Oh, that? I mean, it was there, but I tried to ignore it."
>Twi was really confusing you now>Being scared of insects was always your thing>She wasn't usually like this>You sip on your water, your mind drifting off to thoughts about how exactly Equestria's water supply network functioned>"W-Was it just a normal spider?""Huh? Yeah, you know. Eight legs, about twice your size, eyes all over its body. Kinda sounds like the Predator."
>Twilight shudders, fear coursing through her veins>"W-What?! We've gotta get out of here!">You tap her on the tip of the nose, making a 'boop' sound as you do"You're such a silly pony."
>"I TOLD YOU NOT TO BOOP MY NOSE.""Do you really think you can stop me?"
>You boop her on the nose furiously as she tries to shield herself with her wings>Suddenly, she freezes, eyes wide open>"I-It's back!""Pfft, just forget about it," you say, giving your best Sopranos impression
>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN FORGET ABOUT IT?""Fugeda boutet"
>Twilight snarls>"How about YOU forget about our relati- STOP POKING ME IN THE NOSE!" 