A gospel style song for gooiest bap.
https://files.catbox.moe/osjlwe.mp3Oh I’m gon go down to the pumpkin patch
And I’m gon go down with the pumpkin bat
She might be slimy, might be sticky
Maybe kinda slippery and little bit squishy
But I still want her to kiss me
When I go down to the pumpkin patch
Oh the frost is on the pumpkin
And the fodder’s in the shock
And I found my little something
When I went down to the punkin shop
Wearing ratty ol clothes
And up to her nose
In goo but she smells
Like nutmeg and cloves
And my heart hit the flo’
Like Celestia knows what
Down at the pumpkin patch
Oh I’m gon go down to the pumpkin patch
And I’m gon go down with the pumpkin bat
She might be slimy, might be sticky
Maybe kinda slippery and little bit squishy
But I still want her to kiss me
When I go down to the pumpkin patch
When she smiled at me
With a toothy grin
I had to put my insides back in my insides once again
Well i walked right up with a friendly canter
Said doll I’d like to carve me some jack o lanterns
A goblin and a ghoulie and a freaky phantom
Down at the the pumpkin patch
Oh I’m gon go down to the pumpkin patch
And I’m gon go down with the pumpkin bat
She might be slimy, might be sticky
Maybe kinda slippery and little bit squishy
But I still want her to kiss me
When I go down to the pumpkin patch
Well I tried to use my swagger
And I tried to use my words
But the only things that mattered
Was her enormous pile of gourds (oh Lord!)
I said “Miss could you give me an evening?”
But she would only give me an
EEEEEEEEE-(hallelujah)
So I guess I’ll just keep singing
When I go down to the pumpkin patch
Oh I’m gon go down to the pumpkin patch
And I’m gon go down with the pumpkin bat
She might be slimy, might be sticky
Maybe kinda slippery and little bit squishy
But I still want her to kiss me
When I go down to the pumpkin
Down to the pumpkin
Down to the pumpkin patch.
