>>23521411>pastry-based weaponry>Adagio points her weapon at the man.>The Cookie Crumb Cruster>One shot from it, and you'll be picking the crumbs out of your hair and beard for weeks.>"Please, I have a wife! She'll be pissed as hell if I come home crumbed! Last time I clogged the drain, and no on could shower for two days!""Not my problem, little man. Grape Grump, get his wallet!"
>"I swear to God 'Razzle', you call me that again and you'll be waiting years for your hair to grow back!">Aria points her weapon, the latest model Cherry ChimiBANGa.>A dastardly weapon.>When thrown, it releases its sweet cherry contents.>No one can resist its sweet allure.>You'll eat so much, you'll get a toothache.>And sometimes, a cavity.>It's illegal for civilians to own it.>"Come on girls, let's get this over with, I'm hungry!">Blueberry stands behind her cohorts, looking ready to eat the whip cream ammo for her Whipcream Whipper>It's not actually a weapon.>Its just a tub or whip cream and a straw.>The other two didn't trust their comrade with a dangerous weapon.>Not that they were worried she'd hurt herself.>They were worried she'd hurt them.>Adagio smacks her forehead.>They'd leave her at home, but she'd probably burn the place down."Look, Blueberry here is pissing me off, so give us the valuables, or you're gonna watch your dry cleaning bill skyrocket!"
>"H-here, just take it. Just please, don't ruin my suit, it's tailor made!">"You made a good decision. Let's beat it girls.">"Hey Razzle, on the way back, can we get more ammo for me? I ate mine and it tasted really good!">God dammit Sonata.>That whip cream was for the cherry pie. 