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>"You're suspending this mornings mass, Your Holiness?"
>'..Do we really need one *every* morning, Monsignor Flash?'
>"My Heavenly Mother truly is a forgiving God, is she not?"
>"Would she not want the people to enjoy their day, free from potential worry? I mean basically everythings a sin.."
>"You enjoying that lobster tail? Gluttony. You'd like to sleep in? Sloth. I could go on forever with this stuff."
>'Y-You must give SOME sort of word or address to the people this morning, they've already filled the plaza!'
>"Worry not, I am, if anything, a Pope very much capable of improvising."
>Pope Nonymous I walks out onto the veranda to give his blessing to the crowd
>"Mass is suspended this morning, my children; instead My Heavenly Mother is keeping in stride with the times and implementing new measures for her word to reach the people in a manner they're more used to."
>Pope Nonymous I throws some west side signs and folds his arms
>"Stay litty and be woke to one another. Party on dudes."
>The crowd roars with applause
>[St. Zyzz pose]
>"What'd I tell you, Monsignor Flash? You worry too mu-"
>["Pope Nonymous I, report to the office of Her In The Highest."]
>"Oh goddamnit.."
>["NOW."]
