Anonymous
>>14436075 I see its time for another kiddies pretend soldier thread
pickles !!FeWxVPY4d62
Zmudzguy
>>14436102 hey there little one!
Capt.Swefag !307ty7LHJQ
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>>14436075 It seems that it is time
[spoile]to operate[/spoiler:lit]
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>>14436126 great to see yaZmud Ghost !Q3F88HDBmA
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>>14437139 nice to see you here ghost
Anonymous
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Charsheet inbound.
Capt.Swefag !307ty7LHJQ
Anonymous
M. Bullsworth
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10th for vodka and shitposting
Cutter "Lake Ponch" Diamondback
CHARACTER Cutter "Lake Ponch" Diamondback Fri 08 Nov 2013 21:43:05 No. 14438828 Report Cutter "Lake Ponch" Diamondback
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
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>>14436102 >Someone has to defend waifus >>14437368 >And sketti Bubba the Second
>>14436075 where the fuck did I go on this?
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>>14439063 its an outdated version of the roster
Poneh
>>14436075 Great! just in time!
>>14436102 Fun is unlimited
ViolinPlayer
>>14436075 Nice to see that it's back online. For a minute, I thought it's gone.
But who am I kidding? Cheers?
>>14439159 happy to see your here
Poneh
>>14439199 Nice to see you too LONT!, so, did i miss anything special about the operation?
Anonymous
Scribbles
Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0
>>14439219 >clemency getting a powerful Pegasus ally >more smog/vapor ponies >feel fortress >off the train FINALLY >in a single op we: brought back our kidnapped comrade, fought off and befriended a flock of wondering pegasi and found out chrysalis was strangler the whole time up until then >the VIP' name is Denra >went to Chrysalis' hive and talked to her, very enlightening >and finally last night a small group went to Spiral and had to fight a naghtmare >and i DM'd filths nightmare from smelling some mushrooms SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
>>14439247 Technically this is where we stand on roster
>positions to fill Anonymous
>>14439371 Well then Id say youve got some more work to do.
Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
>>14439357 >nightmare That's not how I remember it
Bubba the Second
>>14439430 Don't think I was there for that one, so I can't clarify it.
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
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>>14439506 watch in awe as true horror from the vale of time and space takes place
Bubba the Second
>>14439506 Thanks, bro. Have a vodka.
>scientific highthei Bubba the Second
>>14439586 goddammit how did I miss that?
>pic unrelated Scribbles
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>>14439731 Thats pretty sweet.
Anonymous
Rupes
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>>14439945 Dammit I know....
It takes one momentary brainfart.
Captcha: sooner mixmust
OingoBoingo
Reporting and requesting team assignment
>>14440238 there are two positions available in two squads
OingoBoingo
>>14440295 Bravo, Element Two?
>>14440417 charlie and Echo
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
HIGHLIGHT REEL! PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi Fri 08 Nov 2013 23:43:46 No. 14440468 Report Quoted By:
KILLS:>NAGHTMARE KILL: Sapper, Filth, McSister, Void >NAGHTMARE ASSIST: Crazed, Clemency, Bill >The Operators for covering each other moderately well, while gaining valuable information about Equestrian history, unicorn capabilities, and the Everfree forest >Clemency for slapping the Naghtmare out of Bill with an incredible Demoralize roll >Sapper and Filth for taking a dangerous chance on stealing the Wild Ride from Kraut, with assistance from Denra
OingoBoingo
>>14440454 >echo >LONT >reznov >scribbs >bullsworth sign me up muh niqqa
Scribbles
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>>14440490 can you post your character sheet
>>14440523 ghost filled that position
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
OVERALL OPERATOR KILLS PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi Fri 08 Nov 2013 23:49:12 No. 14440539 Report Quoted By:
>M. Bullsworth: 1 kill >Dr. Novus: 1 kill >Ghost: 1 kill >Bill: NAGHTMARE assist >Mr Void: NAGHTMARE >Sapper: NAGHTMARE >CrazedDoctor: 2 kills (1 VAPORIZED) + NAGHTMARE assist >LONT: 3 kills (3 VAPORIZED) >Filth: 8 kills (2 VAPORIZED) General Sharonel + NAGHTMARE >McSisterfister: 8 kills (5 VAPORIZED) + NAGHTMARE >Gas Man: 1 kill ( VAPORIZED) EYEBALL BOSS KILL (Owns: orb) >MrFix: HYFALGRYPH 'KILL' (Owns: hyfalgryph diamond scale) >HollowCase: 1 kill (VAPORIZED) HYFALGRYPH + Twisted Wing assist (Owns: hyfalgryph diamond scale) >Clemency: 1 kill - NAGHTMARE assist - General Twisted Wing (Owns: dark blue feather) >General Twisted Wing: NAGHTMARE FINISHING BLOW
OingoBoingo
REZNOV !!P04JZJWUkBh
>>14440490 welcome to echo pal
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
XP Tally from Last Night's Operation PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi Fri 08 Nov 2013 23:57:08 No. 14440668 Report Quoted By:
These Operators gain +1XP: Sapper, Filth, McSister due to Veteran status
OingoBoingo
>>14440618 this'll be my last borderline shitpost, i pwomise
>mfw PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
XP Tallies from Last Night's Operation PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi Fri 08 Nov 2013 23:58:49 No. 14440687 Report Quoted By:
These Operators gain +1XP: Sapper, Filth, McSister due to Veteran status
Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0
Character Upgrading Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0 Sat 09 Nov 2013 00:03:23 No. 14440758 Report >>14440670 Name: Hollow Case
Position: EL1 Alpha Fireteam 2 Leader
Theme: Psychotic, drug addicted and mute super solider
HP: 10/10 to 20/20 -5 XP
XP: 7 (Now 0)
Skills
Expert Heavy Weaponry
Expert Demolitionist
Expert Melee Combat -2 XP
Basic Wilderness Survival
Expert Writing (Speech skill)
Clemency !f/LjycW0U2
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Callsign:Clemency
Cutter "Lake Ponch" Diamondback
>>14438828 Reposting.
Name: Cutter "Lake Ponch" Diamondback
Position: Heavy Grenadier Cpl.
Theme: Competent professional soldier.
HP: 10
XP: -
Weight: ~22.6kg
Skills
Expert: Stealth
Basic: Heavy Armour movement proficiency
Basic: Grenade Launcher
Basic: Battle Rifle
Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0
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>>14440758 Ignore this, fucked up
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>>14440916 Hmm, looks good except you've used 6 skill points/XP there. Basic character starts with 5. 1XP gets you: basic skill OR +2HP. 2 skill points/XP for an Expert rank skill. May have to revise that, and drop Heavy Armor. We're nowhere NEAR using armor abilities yet.
Cutter "Lake Ponch" Diamondback
>>14441129 But... doesnt 3+2 = 5?
Well, heavy Armour is what my character theme is... Hes basically a Knight. Or like one of those Tanks from any of the Uncharted games. However hes smart enough to still use camouflage and stealth with it. No matter how big you are, if they dont see you, they dont see you. His main combat role is Raids that begin stealthy. His GL can knock out virtually any bunker.
Frankly i dont see why the Armour rules arnt ready to go. They seem to be exactly the same as what i dreampt up for my char.
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>>14441243 Nope. Because EACH Basic skill = 1XP. Upgrading to Expert costs 2XP.
We don't have the armor system in place yet. Once it is, it will be a FLAT damage reduction across the board. We're in the process of revamping the ENTIRE rule set and system. Extra armor, for now, is a huge no.
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
Anonymous
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>>14441290 >We don't have the armor system in place yet. Once it is, it will be a FLAT damage reduction across the board. We're in the process of revamping the ENTIRE rule set and system. Extra armor, for now, is a huge no. Mr_Void !7GWfn/bU9Q
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>>14441184 Just in case anyone is wondering why the Naghtmare attacked last night
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
Sgt. Jeff !!g8uMvdJxLC9
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>>14443380 Yes Sgt, operation will begin soon
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
OPERATION: THE MINE.... PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi Sat 09 Nov 2013 03:41:25 No. 14443807 Report >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfZ4mkJKsW4 >The train slowed to a halt at a small coal station. A pre-Veteran Operator onboard, weary of 2 days of travel and the previous missions, sighs and decides to take a few rookies out for something to do since they hadn't seen enough action for even his tastes. >After checking with the Station master, a light coal earth pony with a rather dour expression, mentions that there's an abandoned mineral mine 200M behind the station. One of the barely-veteran Operators decides to take several of his comrades in to see what resources could be scavenged. >They were given gas masks and flashlights to compensate. The tunnel had been abandoned, and there were rumors of the miners having been driven out by something annoying. One of the miners even states that the mine was extremely productive. >Reznov, Oingo, and Scribbles were indicated to go with Clemency. Realizing that he'd been relying on Twisted's graces a bit too much, he decides to try and complete this task on his own. It was a good training mission, and it'd let him see how the rookies Operate... Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0
>>14443807 >Hollow passes a note to Sapper "How long do you think they'll last before they need to get bailed out this time"
Clemency !f/LjycW0U2
>>14443807 >Looks at new recruits "Alright people, we heard of a mine that was successful but was abandoned due to it being 'annoying'. Let's make this a clean op and let's see what we can get."
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
>>14443909 >I take the note >Look at Hollow "I'm not sure, we will see man."
>shake head "Let's take some shots, it'll make this interesting."
>gesture towards the buffet car
>>14443807 >LONT shouts to the rookies with a grin "NOW DON'T YOU SHITS DIE IN THERE YA SHITS!"
Sgt. Jeff !!g8uMvdJxLC9
>>14443971 "Taking bets! I accept booze and cigarettes!"
REZNOV !!P04JZJWUkBh
>>14443807 >holds my hatchet close to me "tonight the enemy will taste my blade"
>feels the spirit of communism fill me
>>14443990 >waits for the team to leave "Yeah i got this old unopened bottle of rum. Placing it that Clemency won't fuck up."
Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0
>>14443962 >Hollow passes Sapper another note before making his way to de booze "Bet I can drink you under the table"
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
>>14444064 >at buffet car >Hollow sucking down booze through a straw stuck in the empty respirator slot >hear LONT taking bets on Clemency "I'll raise you this bottle of Johnny Walker."
Scribbles
>>>14443807 >Grumbling to myself about having to work "I shoulda got a different dayjob."
>grips my AUG tighter, racks the slide "May as well have some fun"
Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
>Somewhere in the depth of charlies locker room moans can be heard >"Ah- Allah akbahsan~"
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
OPERATION: CLEMENCY'S COMMAND PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi Sat 09 Nov 2013 04:17:56 No. 14444536 Report >>14444064 >>14444097 >>14444106 >Denra decides to get in on the betting. Between the three, he drops a heavy pouch of Bits and grins. "Five thousand bits if the team comes back with nothing."
>He was treating the Op as if it were nothing more than a simple sporting exercise. It probably was anyhow. >>14444248 >The unicorn picks his head up, ears swiveling about, searching for the source of a sudden whispered madness, eyes wide in shock.. >>14443947 >>14444015 >>14444131 >The Operators head off to the mine's entrance. Peering into it they discover it's held up well, the wood posts look very sturdy. >Operators? ....Operate. Scribbles !Hnm44bPi1E
>>14443807 >I jump off the train and head towards the abandoned mine "Well, lets have a look see."
>Rolling for examing my surrounds [1d6]
[1d6]<Perception
[1d6]<Scouting
Clemency !f/LjycW0U2
>>14444536 "Ok. Move carefully. There might be something here we may want. Or don't want."
>Roll for perception [1d6]
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
>>14444536 >Finishing another 3 finger shot >As Denny plops a bigass sack of coin on the table >Hear his proposal "That's a nice size bet. I would but I don't have any coin to bet, friend."
>smile at him as I pour another round "What do you want?"
REZNOV !!P04JZJWUkBh
>>14444536 "do not worry my friends this will keep us safe"
>pats my copy of the communist manifesto >pulls my shotgun out and begins loading it Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
>>14444536 >A crack of light appears in the pitch black locker room >Filth is hunched up in a corner, a decapitated head between his legs >Back still faced to the VIP he whispers in a gravelly tone... "Ssssh... You can either join in and help me fuck this thing or you can leave and forget everything you just saw" PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>>14444611 >The dapper yellow unicorn picks up a hoof, rubbing his chin carefully. The motion makes you think of a card-shark. "Hmmm. If I lose, the Bits are yours. If I win and they do find something, I'd like to spend some time with you Operators, learning your tactics."
>One ear flicks down as he bares his teeth slightly. He was starting to find the mercenary role interesting. >>14444696 >Denra's ears swivel about once more around the cabin. His forehooves shake slightly. Something had spoken again, and it was getting worse. >>14444553 >>14444596 >>14444655 >Scribbles finds that the mine has been abandoned for at least three years, judging by the dust built up on the hewn floor. There's a small, hushed click sound from deep inside the mine. Clemency sees that nothing has entered the mine for a long period of time. That was good news.
>>14444536 >>14444611 >sits at the baffet cabin bar >points Denra with a smile "Clemency won't AND will bring something back!"
>pours a few shots cheap boozes and starts downing them Sgt. Jeff !!g8uMvdJxLC9
>>14444536 >Jeff collects the booze and Denra's pouch as he pours himself a glass of whiskey. "Alright, we got ourselves a game."
Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0
>>14444596 >Hollow continues to suck down booze like some kind of booze demon, the amount of alcohol he seems to be ingesting into his drug addled system is truly terrifying >This can only end badly Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0
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>>14444762 responded to the wrong bloody post
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>>14444753 *clemency wont fuck up and will bring something back
Clemency !f/LjycW0U2
>>14444751 "Let's go deeper into the mine. Keep focus."
>Roll for perception [1d6]
Scribbles !Hnm44bPi1E
>>14444751 >A shiver runs down my spine, and I stiffen. >Proceed with caution, rolling to blend in [1d6]
[1d6]<Stealth
Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
>>14444751 >Continues to huddle in closer into the dark corner >Motions becoming more and more fierce as Filth continues to voice the pleasure >Unf~ REZNOV !!P04JZJWUkBh
>>14444751 "ill take point my friends"
>slowly steps out in front and begins to scout for anything [1d6]
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
>>14444751 >Mull over the equines offer "Fair enogh, deal."
>Offer hand "Shake on it."
>>14444753 >raise shot glass to LONT before downing the whiskey PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>>14444753 >>14444757 >>14444762 "Ha! If only I had some cards. I think one of the raiders took mine, as well as a bottle of Vale wine. Hearty stuff, much like your whiskey."
>Digging into his pouch and pulling out a fresh sheet of parchment, he spares a look at Hollow and tilts his head to one side. The masked being was strangely civil, except for his tendency to go on berserk rampages for reasons he could not fathom. >>14444876 >Proffering his hoof, he dropped it into Sapper's hand and shook twice. Even being a unicorn, you figured he was somewhat stronger than you. >>14444837 >You can hear little except the careful steps of your three-man team as you make your way into the slightly stagnant air. >>14444849 >You decide to turn off your borrowed L-shape flashlight, instead relying on Clemency and Reznov's. The darkness comforts you, giving a sensation of security. Clemency !f/LjycW0U2
>>14444894 "Everyone, air's getting bad from here on out. Prepare gas masks."
>Roll for perception [1d6]
Sgt. Jeff !!g8uMvdJxLC9
>>14444894 >Jeff rummages through pack "Hang on, I know it's in here..."
>Viola! >He pulls out a deck, the box worn down some. "Who's up for a round?"
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
>>14444894 >Surprised by Denny's firm shake >Grin widely, as I turn to Jeff "Now that, I would love to do. Spades maybe some classic hold'em?"
>>14444870 >cringe a little "Some tunes would be nice to drown that out, Where is Zoo at?"
REZNOV !!P04JZJWUkBh
>>14444894 >keeps walking through the mine "maybe we find some gold yes? it couldnt hurt to look"
>checks the area for anything [1d6]
Scribbles !Hnm44bPi1E
>>14444894 "Gotcha Clemency"
>I relax slightly as I meld into the shadows, and then pull on my gas mask "So whats our intel on this place? Any idea what we can look forward too?
>Roll for info as we move deeper into the mine [1d6]
>>14444934 >seeing how the op team would going underground and those out of contact, lont decides to play round to take him mind of his newbies "Sure why not, what you have in mind?"
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>>14444872 >>14444976 >Your flashlight illuminates the tunnel well. There are rents in the slowly shrinking tunnel where miners had pried away valuables. There was little here. >>14444927 >This section of the now stagnant mine had been ruthlessly stripped. You note the top of the tunnel had to have been done by unicorns as it was too smooth for anything else, and the lower section by earth ponies. >>14444978 >You remember the Station master stating that this had been a gold and precious gem mine in the deeper region. Clemency !f/LjycW0U2
>>14445041 "Minerals might be down more. Let's go down."
>Roll for perception [1d6]
Sgt. Jeff !!g8uMvdJxLC9
>>14444970 >>14444998 "Everyone knows how to play poker, right?"
>Checks around the car. "Anyone else? How 'bout you Denra?"
Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0
>>14444934 >Hollow wavers uneasily in his seat, continuing to drink at an astonishing rate >While continuing to drink, he writes out a note "We play strip poker maybe, or hold em"
>The handwriting is barely readable Scribbles !Hnm44bPi1E
>>14445041 "I remember something about Gold and precious gems in these mines, There are plenty of dangerous creature drawn to that sort of thing. Daimond dogs, Dragons..."
>Rolling for perception [1d6]
[1d6]
Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
>After finishing off and remounting the head back onto the wall in the locker room >Heads outside to see what the other operators are currently doing >Passing by the VIP >whispering "This is between you and me"
REZNOV !!P04JZJWUkBh
>>14445041 "i dont like being in here, enemy might be close"
>stops walking and listens for any noise or movement that isnt our own [1d6]
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>>14444970 "Hmm. A tempting offer, but I have some official business to write up. I will, of course, watch."
>He gives a nod and sighs, preparing for what seems to be his resignation letter to Celestia. >>14445127 >Jerking his head up, Denra glances around. He'd suddenly started sweating. He glances down at the paper and cringes. Somepony was watching him and they weren't happy. "Why can't I just leave nicely..."
>>14445072 >The air was getting worse every 50M your team makes it down. The tunnel had obviously been carved out along a plentiful series of gold lodes and gem nodes. The industrious ponies had neatly carved into, and collected, just about everything there was. >>14445122 >The tunnel had become smaller, slightly more ragged. The air was getting more difficult to breathe through the filters of your mask. >>14445176 >Through the mask you hear a subtle click sound, perhaps another 100M ahead. Your flashlight doesn't seem to reach more than 50M now. The bottom of the mine, perhaps? SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
>>14445100 "Yeah I can throw a few hands at poker."
>begin pouring another shot "I wish I could find a scotch glass for this.."
>Light frown coming across my face >>14445107 >I glance at Hollow, chuckling "If there were a few ladies around I would be all over some strip."
>>14445127 Roll to try and catch what Filth said
[1d6]
Clemency !f/LjycW0U2
>>14445204 "Air getting more worse. Keep look for anything. Railways, nodes, anything. And keep a lookout for danger."
>Roll for perception [1d6]
Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
>>14445204 "Hm? what was that?"
>Looks at the nervous pony with a raised eyebrow >pulls out a bottle of rum "You need to calm down, here have a drink"
[1d6][1d6][1d6]
REZNOV !!P04JZJWUkBh
>>14445204 >keeps walking down the tunnel >raises weapon and begins to move as quietly as possible [1d6]
Scribbles !Hnm44bPi1E
>>14445204 >The atmosphere in the tunnel is making me nervous >keep quiet and attempt to stay slightly behind and concealed to keep my squadmates covered >Rolling for stealth [1d6]
[1d6]
Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0
>>14445204 >Hollow whips his head around and stares at Denra, before writing a note and folding it into a shitty paper airplane and chucking it at him "You do not leave without drinking, or I will violate you"
Sgt. Jeff !!g8uMvdJxLC9
>>14445204 "Okay, everyone set."
>Jeff deals five cards to each Operators in play. "You guys want to bet, or get right to it?"
TheCrazedDoctor !U/4JWDwk56
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>>14441319 Am I still not in this yet, oh well I can wait some more
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>>14445244 >Picking his head up, Denra stares at you for a moment and sighs. "I think the Princess may not take well to me leaving. I've been her liaison for nearly fifteen years, and I do not have a replacement."
>He waves away the bottle. "Thank but, but I must finish this. If I do not, then.. well, I will not get to leave."
>>14445266 >Something smacks the back of the diplomat's head. He turns about to snatch it. Unfolding, and reading it, he stares blankly. "....Really. But I don't drink?"
>>14445239 >>14445260 >>14445261 >The stagnant air was starting to harm the Operators. It had not been ventilated in many years. -1HP >Clemency found couldn't hear through the hazy fog. >Reznov was careful to keep his boots from clacking against the tunnel floor. >Scribbles on the other hand, was sickened by the foul air. His head was swimming, making it impossible to focus.
>>14445319 >sits down at impromptu poker table "Lets get started then."
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
>>14445354 "Then, my friend. I think you of all of us need a drink.
>gesture to a seat "We won't keep you to long, stay a few.
Negotiation
[1d6]
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@Crazed, I'm sorry man, I'll get you in it for when I repost it alright
Clemency !f/LjycW0U2
>>14445354 "Hey Scribbles, get it together. Just keep moving."
>Roll for perception/searching [1d6]
Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
>>14445354 >Pushes the bottle closer to denra's face "I insist, we're friends right?"
>>14445319 >Pulls out his plutonium core and drops in onto the table with a thud "Here's my wager, lets go"
Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0
>>14445354 >Hollow slowly stands to his full height, grabbing a bottle and staring at Denra, his eyes burning a hole into his head >A hole filled with booze >and angry psycho mercenaries >rolling to intimidate [1d6]
Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
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>>14445407 Forgot roll
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REZNOV !!P04JZJWUkBh
>>14445354 "be careful scribbles"
>>14445354 "we must hurry men we wont be able to stay here forever"
>starts to move faster down the hall while still scouting the area [1d6]
Scribbles !Hnm44bPi1E
>>14445354 >Try to focus, but it's starting to hurt when I breathe. >Got to keep my eyes out >>14445396 >I try to stay quiet "Got your back clemency"
>Rolling for Perception [1d6]
[1d6]
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykg2hzUkQsM >>14445393 >The unicorn glowers for a moment. "I must. We are two days from Canterlot and it would look terrible upon me should I not finish this."
>>14445407 >The unicorn glances at the bottle bleakly, before taking it and setting it before him. A slight burst of white and the bottle was opened. He seems resigned to his fate. "I suppose, just this onc...."
>Feeling something terrible out of the corner of his eye, Denra turns to.. >>14445410 >The diplomat's eyes waver for a moment. He starts slightly as his pale red eyes harden. His red horn begins glowing with a sickly green light. He was NOT about to lose a contest, regardless of consequences: [1d6+1]
>>14445396 >>14445436 >>14445449 >The fog obscures nearly everything. Your flashlights weren't aiding you much here. -1HP to the Operators. They stop as they realize that they couldn't hear anything more. They were at the end of the tunnel. It was time to search... >The Operators found it incredibly hard to breathe. >Reznov finds what seems to be a chunk of gold lying on the tunnel floor. >Scribbles notes a pile of multi-colored gems on the tunnel floor. Clemency !f/LjycW0U2
>>14445501 >'coughs' "Ok guys, we're here. Let's get scavenging."
>Roll to find more minerals/valueables [1d6]
Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0
>>14445501 >Hollow walks close to Denra, his eyes never leaving him >Never looking away >Cold, dead eyes >rolling for intimidate that shit out of pone [1d6]
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
>>14445501 >try to be as friendly as possible >for a man to have friends he must show himself friendly "Alright, I understand obligations. Have a good one."
>As filth places his plutonium core on the table, my eyes get a devilish gleam "Well I don't have anything like THAT to bet.
>Unholsters Glock 17, places it on table with two mags of ammo "Can't give up Nahsa, but this has seen me through some tough times. It'll have to do as my wager."
Scribbles !Hnm44bPi1E
>>14445501 >I spot a multi colored gleam out of the corner of my eye >Walk over to it, Crouch down "Hey guys, I got something over here. Looks pretty valuable"
>I get a bad feeling, back up from the gems slightly and remain in a crouch >Should my Aug and sweep the room with the sights >Rolling for examining the room. [1d6]
[1d6]
Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
>>14445501 >Sits down next to the vip >Stares at the him with a grin as he watches him drink the alcohol "There we go, starting to live a little"
"Now why don't you tell old uncle jihad what's on your mind"
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>>14445547 >Stares at the glock >Slides the core closer to himself "mmm... I think you can do better than that"
REZNOV !!P04JZJWUkBh
>>14445501 >sees it "it would be a crime not to bring back this treasure"
>gets on my knee and stops right next to the gold >while grabbing it keeps looking around to make sure all is safe [1d6]
Sgt. Jeff !!g8uMvdJxLC9
>>14445369 >>14445214 "Alright."
>>14445407 >Jeff looks at the core almost blankly. "Why am I not surprised? Hope you don't lose it."
>Looks at own cards. [1d6]
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
THE CAVE SWARM PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi Sat 09 Nov 2013 05:37:13 No. 14445625 Report >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVr_ipdonxQ >>14445563 >>14445539 >The diplomat retracts his muzzle in a half-snarl, slamming back a hefty dose of alcohol. His posture changes into an aggressive one as the bronze circlet on his horn begins to glow in intimidation: [1d6+1]
>>14445534 >You find someone had left a decent sized chunk of silver. You pocket it.. but something creeps at the corner of your vision. You quickly signal Reznov and Scribbles to collect what they find and prepare for combat. >>14445558 >You snag the gems, jamming them into every pocket you can fill. Shortly you find a medium sized pair of gold nuggets and toss them into your pack. Several clicking sounds occur at the corner of your hearing. >>14445574 >You hastily snatch a small geode and jam it into your pouch. A loud skittering raises the hair on the back of your neck behind you. >-1HP to all Operators. They turn as one in the haze and realize that they hadn't been looking UP. On the ceiling are scores of six-legged arachnoids with two glowing blue eyes. They do NOT look happy. You should probably run... SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
>>14445563 >Smirks, tried to lowball. >Didnt work "Alright ya hadi, reaches into pack, pulls out a bottle of fine Johnny Walker blue label and a Playboy magazine."
>Places them with Glock on table. "This is what I have, take it or leave it."
>>14445575 >Look at the hand I was dealt [1d6]
>>14445625 >slight frown on face "Well, I am glad you did decide to join us Denny. Lot can bring a man down. What all do you have to do before you can resign?"
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Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
>>14445625 >Pokes the vip in the face "I think you've had enough"
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>>14445659 >Looks at cards [1d6]
"hmm, what edition magazine?"
Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0
>>14445625 >Hollow shrinks back, but fueled by alcohol and copious amounts of drugs, he forges on >He gets right into Denra's face, breathing heavily >roll to intimidate pone right the fuck back [1d6]
REZNOV !!P04JZJWUkBh
>>14445625 "watch out my brothers!"
>gets up and and trys to evade the falling monsters [1d6]
>aims my shotgun at the mass of spiders and fires [1d6]
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Sgt. Jeff !!g8uMvdJxLC9
>>14445575 >Jeff laughs in victory over the hand. "I'll take that."
>He drags the plutonium core over to him. >Filth's stare daggers at Jeff, the jihad burning hotter than a thousand gorgeous thing with holes. >Until he realizes he has no fucking clue what to do with it, Jeff scoots it back into the betting pool. "Maybe you can win it back."
>Reshuffles cards, and deals. >Places combat knife on table. "There's my bet."
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Scribbles !Hnm44bPi1E
>>14445625 "Oh Sweet Celestia, why did it have to be spiders"
>I tense up, Rifle on my shoulder, ready to bolt at their first move. >Rolling to GTFO of dodge unscathed [1d6]
>rolling to sweep the ceiling with bursts from my rifle, try to scatter and confuse [1d6]
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Clemency !f/LjycW0U2
>>14445625 "Okay guys. We've been found out! Get back to the entrance but make it hard for them to get us along the way!"
>Roll for shooting [1d6]
[1d6]>Shotguns
>Roll for retreat [1d6]
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKBcHj3Wbu0 >>14445675 >The unicorn faintly shakes in rage. You haven't seen him this hostile before. Taking another strong pull of the booze he coughs once, eyes sharpening into pinpoints at >>14445704 >The bronze ring begins bubbling slightly. The unicorn had surprisingly resisted and countered. Now though, he sat up and flattened his ears, his mane seeming to stiffen in anger as he bares his flattened, broad teeth in a barely held snarl: [1d6+1]
>>14445730 >>14445723 >>14445710 >Average of 5. -1HP to Operators. The three of you deftly dodge the falling black-carapaced menaces, your shots killing five, sending cascades of ichor around the tunnel. Your motions carry you up 50M, where the haze seems to dissipate somewhat. Surprisingly none land on you, but more appear from the ceilings and lunge at you... SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
>>14445714 >watch warily as Jeff pulls the plutonium core to his side of the table >Glance at Filth stare him down >Jeff pushes it back to the prize pool -kek
>>14445675 >watch as Filth pokes the VIP in the face "Had enough already, ha."
roll to resist intimidation
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"And its the oct 2013 edition."
>look at hand [1d6]
Clemency !f/LjycW0U2
>>14445772 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsZaydF69PE "Fuck this air. Come'on keep moving!"
>Roll for shooting [1d6]
[1d6]>Shotguns
>Roll for retreat/dodge [1d6]
Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0
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>>14445772 >Hollow withers underneath Denra's gaze, scuttling away as quickly as possible behind the buffet counter >rolling to hide and drink moar booze [1d6]
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>>14445714 >lont after spacing out, comes back "Huh wah? Oh yeah."
>roll for card [1d6]
REZNOV !!P04JZJWUkBh
>>14445772 "dont stop moving my friends!'
>raises my shotgun towards them >whispers"marx guide my aim.." [1d6]
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Scribbles !Hnm44bPi1E
>>14445772 "FUUUUUCK ME"
>cursing what ever deity led me here I roll for hauling ass [1d6]
>roll for happy fun switch shooting time [1d6]
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Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
>>14445772 >Ok maybe this was a bad idea >Attempt to grab the booze "Ok, you've definately had enough"
speech, melee
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>>14445775 >Sees shit hand >Grabs plutonium core and stuffs it into turban >not today >runs away from the gamble "sherpa sherpa mohummed jihad"
REZNOV !!P04JZJWUkBh
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>>14445836 >trys to evade the beasts [1d6]
>>14445866 >sees filth act like a banana and fuck off with his bets >SHOUTS "YA SPINELESS FUCK!"
>roll for filth to trip [1d6]
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>>14445866 >Before Denra can take off after Hollow, you turn the unicorn's head and give him a resounding slap as you grab the bottle. He hiccups once, seeming to understand he had crossed a line and nods, eyes returning back to normal. His head shakes from side to side slowly.. "I-I th-think I've had ple- HUUURK!"
>All. Over. The. Table. >>14445814 >>14445836 >>14445855 >The air was stagnant here but no longer making the Operators sick. A spider drops on Reznov's shoulder as the three hammer a relentlessly accurate salvo through the strange spiders. Rolling for bite: [1d2]
Sgt. Jeff !!g8uMvdJxLC9
>>14445866 "Come on!"
>Watches Filth run back into his locker. >How the hell did he stuff that thing in his turban? "Oh well."
>Looks back at Sapper and LONT. "Well, your mag and glock are still mine, unless you want to do one more hand."
Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
>>14445928 >Sees the pony vomit everywhere "Are you ok?"
>Leans close to Denra "Denra I..."
>Puckers lips [1d6][1d6][1d6]
Scribbles !Hnm44bPi1E
>>14445928 >Shout over the sound of gunfire. "I got you covered Clemency, Get his ass outta there!
>Stop and turn around to lay down cover fire for Reznov and Clemency. >Rolling to keep spider fucks away from my squadmates [1d6]
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SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
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>>14445928 >watch as Filth slaps shit out of pone >pony pukes all over table >all over playboy, glock, and bottle >>14445954 "Well.. I guess thats that. You can have them."
>Pick up pone "Filth help me get this poor sap cleaned up."
3684 sepshow
Clemency !f/LjycW0U2
>>14445928 "Got it!"
>Roll to fire spiders around Reznov [1d6]
[1d6]>Shotguns
>Roll to get Reznov out [1d6]
>>14445928 >>14445921 >feels wet particles hit his face >sees Denra throw up. hard >Take out water bottle for him "He, drink some water."
>turns back to >>14445954 >Unless you got something that isn't covered in bile, im out-Fun game though." Sgt. Jeff !!g8uMvdJxLC9
>>14445928 "Oh god it got in my mouth!"
>Jeff spits all over the table. REZNOV !!P04JZJWUkBh
>>14445928 >sees spider on shoulder "hello little friend tonight im going to make nice turnip soup with you"
>reaches for hatchet on belt [1d6]
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PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>>14445975 >The unicorn puts a hoof up, poking Filth in the head to stop him. "Unless you f-feel like being responsible.. then n-no."
>>14446005 >The unicorn holds his other hoof up as his eyes bulge. He closes his eyes and grimaces. "No! No! I said I don't drink for a reason!"
>>14446021 >The unicorn tips his head back and, trying to laugh, falls off the seat. DONE and DONE. >>14445977 >>14445994 >>14446022 >Now semi-panicked, Clemency's first load of buckshot ricochets off the tunnel wall. The second however, drops two chechen spiders. >Scribbles drops a spider at point blank, showering him with something decidedly inedible. >Reznov in the meanwhile removes a spider with great haste, carving it in half. He decides to keep it with him, stuffing it into his bag quickly. The way ahead is clear, but behind, a horde of metallic clicking sounds can be heard... Bill !!o6/TUxnhUv2
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>>14445928 >Bill gives a start from staring out the window to frown at the pony and his ... mess >with a grunt he heads outside to escape the smell
>>14446064 >lont feels like justice needs to carried out Clemency !f/LjycW0U2
>>14446064 "I think we woke up the family!"
>Preps molotovs for temprorary barrier >Roll for confusion/hinderance of spider advance [1d6]
[1d6]>Second Molotov
>Roll for retreat [1d6]
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
>>14446064 >hav'n a gigle at filth "c'mon leave him to."
>Take over to buffet car sink, set down on counter >grab a washcloth and wet it >wipe his face off "Yeah, I can see why you were trying to leave so badly now."
>chuckle, rinse off the cloth "Mercs like to drink for the most part though, I know you got it in you."
>Place him off counter "Why do you want to be a merc again? Bored?"
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Sgt. Jeff !!g8uMvdJxLC9
>>14446064 >Leans over table to to examine the unicorn. "Hey Denra.... you alright?"
Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
>>14446064 "But jihadsan, I CAN be responsible~"
>Eyes sparkle, flutters eyes >Leans in again "Allah mohummed please calm down"
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>>14446086 >lont grabs his unopened bottle of rum by the neck and smashes it at the back of filths head >roll to knock filths lights out [1d6] CQC
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REZNOV !!P04JZJWUkBh
>>14446064 >starts singing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oO7xEGhtgY >grabs molotov from pouch and tosses it [1d6]
[1d6] for retreat
Scribbles !Hnm44bPi1E
>>14446064 >A shudder wracks my body as I'm showered in something I don't even want to try to indentify "Move your asses, Come on!"
>Try to take down as many spider as I can before Rez and Clemmons start to move. >Roll for headshots. [1d6][1d6]
>roll for escape [1d6]
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
RECOVERY SUCCESS! PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi Sat 09 Nov 2013 06:36:07 No. 14446204 Report >>14446110 >The unicorn taps Jihadsan's forehead and glowers. "Do you have any idea how many laws you would be breaking? I'm pretty sure tha-"
>Before he can finish the sentence, this happens: >>14446113 >Kebab. REMOVED. Denra stares as Filth drops like a sack of chechen spiders. Picking himself up and standing, he glances down with his one good eye, then back up to LONT. "Thank you. That could have been.. strange."
>>14446103 >>14446101 >Glancing between Jeff and Sapper, the unicorn reaches up to poke the horn ring with a hoof. "I will be. However, I am not a drinker. One bottle of wine and I usually pass out."
>Eyeing Sapper, Denra hops back up on the seat and sits, shaking his head. "Boredom. I feel as if I have done next to nothing. I wanted to join the Guard, but unicorns aren't usually accepted. Mostly physical strength. I see that being a mercenary can be.. rather rewarding."
>He gives Jeff and Sapper an amused grin. >>14446099 >>14446132 >>14446162 >The Operators turn away after hurling three molotovs in pair, Scribbles exterminating two of the larger blue-eyed arachnids. The wall of flame holds the skittering monsters back for a minute, meanwhile.. >The Operators hightail it the fuck to the station, leaping into the train and shouting various phrases of removing spiders, closing windows, nuclear chechens, communist manifestos, and most importantly LEAVING. >The station master on the other hand, picks his head up, glances at the mine, leans over to grab a bat and turns about. The entire station had assembled. It was time for war. Clemency !f/LjycW0U2
>>14446204 "No more chechen spiders. REMOVE SPIDERS!"
>Preps frags to throw at entrance >Roll for cave collapse [1d6]
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>>14446204 >lont grabs filth and stuffs him back into his little hidey-hole >grabs weapons >loads shotty with scattershot >aims out the window ready "I hope y'all had a great trip and mementos and gifts for us!"
>lont shouted at the op team SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
>>14446204 >finish washing hands in sink >dry em off and head back to the table with cloth >Start moping up mostly liquor "Yeah it can be rewarding in it's own right."
>wipe off bottle, and pistol. >look at magazine >sigh "C'est la vie"
Bill !!o6/TUxnhUv2
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>>14446204 >>14446204 >Bill turns in shock as the four operatives pass him by, after a moment their words register in his mind. >Raising his rifle, Bill turns to the direction that the operatives came from, and steadies himself for shooting expert rifle
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REZNOV !!P04JZJWUkBh
>>14446204 >aims shotgun at the first group of spiders [1d6]
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Scribbles !Hnm44bPi1E
>>14446204 >I burst out of the mine at a dead sprint and reach into my vest >Pull out Frag grenade, pull pin, kiss for luck "This is my favorite part"
>Toss frag back into the mine >Roll for explosive force [1d6][1d6]
>Roll for run like a bitch to the train [1d6]
>>14446247 "We've brought a whole nest of presents for ya, Lonty!"
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Sgt. Jeff !!g8uMvdJxLC9
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>>14446204 >Jeff notices the operators bolting back into the train. "What the hell happened?"
>Looks back out the train at the army of spiders. "Holy hell! Sober up boys, we got hostiles!"
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PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
90% - GREAT END! PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi Sat 09 Nov 2013 06:49:05 No. 14446320 Report >>14446247 >>14446248 >The unicorn nods at Sapper, turning his attention to the returning Operators with a snort. "It is most amusing."
>>14446230 >>14446280 >>14446281 >After returning with the proper, you think, explosives, you decide to close the entrance before the station crew could get involved. Clemency's grenade detonates prematurely. It does, however, exterminate a large number of the spiders as they clear the flames. Reznov's double ought hail tears through four spiders, their carapaces popping with a delightful crunching sound. Scribbles' grenade however, detonates several meters behind the entrance. A host of the spiders are nullified as the timber bracings collapse, sealing the tunnel. >The station master on the other hand, turns back to the crew and shrugs. They'd find something else to beat to pieces. >TUNNEL SEALED! SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
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>>14446320 >hearing the explosion I toss down cloth quick wipe of hand on pants and grab Nahsa out of my seat "What the hell did you guys stir up!"
>level shotgun >roll to see if i can spot any left [1d6]
Clemency !f/LjycW0U2
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>>14446320 "Well, guys. I say that was successful. Let's see what the vets are doing..."
>>14446320 >grabs loot from scribbles and shows it to Denra "AHEM! Looky here."
>said with a grin >gives loot back to scribbles "You earned it, keep it safe."
REZNOV !!P04JZJWUkBh
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>>14446320 "HAHA TAKE THAT YOU CAPITALIST ARACHNIDS"
>takes a seat and pulls out the spider and holds it out "look dinner"
Scribbles !Hnm44bPi1E
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>>14446320 >Collapse against the Train "Holy shit. Why fucking spiders."
>I kilt the shit outta them bithes tho >Everything went better than expected >>14446381 >Shiny Gems get "These could be pretty damn useful, I'll keep my eye on 'em."
Bill !!o6/TUxnhUv2
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>>14446320 >keeping his rifle raised, Bill examines the area for anything suspicious [1d6]
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
HIGHLIGHT REEL! PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi Sat 09 Nov 2013 06:59:31 No. 14446424 Report >>14446320 Kills
>Clemency, Reznov, Scribbles: Mine closed! All spiders removed. NOTABLE MENTIONS:
>Filth managing to hide a plutonium core in his special made turban >Hollow for intimidating Denra into drinking, and WINNING, a staring match against the mute juggernaut >Filth for giving Papa Nurgle a bellyache... >Denra for keeping his 5k Bits, making the Squad Leaders grumble heartily about it >The train for withstanding such phenomenal abuses >LONT for a remarkably swift kebab removal >The 2 rookies and Clemency for a nearly perfect recovery run. They discover, via Denra, that the valuables they recovered were worth nearly twenty-thousand bits. They were securely stored in Alpha's locker along with their own Bits. The small geode was a puzzle, however. They would have to wait to discover what was inside it >And the Operators? Operated... See you later, pony cowboys... PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
Operator Rewards PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi Sat 09 Nov 2013 07:05:35 No. 14446483 Report Quoted By:
>>14446424 >Realizing that such endeavors had given RazorBack an incredible boost of morale and cash, the team was given each a bottle of vodka out of Strangler's stash. >Reznov and Scribbles gain: +3XP >Clemency gains: +1XP (Veteran status)
>goes up to Clemency and pats him on the back >walks off with flask in-hand >seats down and works on equipment and weapons until falling asleep
Clemency !f/LjycW0U2
>>14446507 "Just teaching them the ropes..."
>Goes to work on cleaning weapons and drink vodka >Sleeps, and end to a clean operation Bill !!o6/TUxnhUv2
>>14446424 >Bill lowers his rifle, spits, then turns to Scribbles. "So what went on down there?
>Taking out a bottle of rum, Bill takes a swig and offers it to Scribz Scribbles !Hnm44bPi1E
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SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
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>>14446507 >>14446531 >sitting at the table we played cards at >feet up on it, crossed at the boot >smirking at the bet lost >cleaning Nahsa "Glad you made it back alright, you find anything worthwhile?"
Scribbles !Hnm44bPi1E
>>14446564 >Take a swig of rum and have a sit down "Fucking spiders man.They were on the ceiling the whole damn time and we never knew it. I'd say what we got out of it is more than worth it."
>Pull out a glistening red gem. Kraut Space Wizard
>back from trip innawoods >hopefully no one messed with wild ride while I was gone
Sgt. Jeff !!g8uMvdJxLC9
>>14446630 "Spiders? Ugh. I'm glad I didn't go in there. You guys seemed to make it out worse for wear. Good job!"
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
>>14446644 >nope(lie) [1d6]
REZNOV !!P04JZJWUkBh
>>14446630 >puts on on shoulder "yes my friend but we handle them with no trouble"
>tosses the geode and the spider on the table "and we came with presents
Kraut Space Wizard
>>14446658 YOU LIEIN BOI
YOU DONE FUCKED UP
>swing tool box at sapper's head [1d6]
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
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>>14446681 >shrug as Kraut swings toolbox >try and dodge
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>>14446681 >wakes up to see kraut go ape shit "justice...."
>ZZZZZZZZZ Scribbles !Hnm44bPi1E
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>>14446665 >>14446655 "We damn sure cashed in. I know one thing though"
>Kick back and relax "I ain't doin shit for the next twelve hours"
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
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>>14446681 >shrug as Kraut swings wide >attempt dodge box Bill !!o6/TUxnhUv2
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>>14446630 "Spiders eh?, i remember my mom was afraid of spiders"
>takes a look at the gem "huh, bet that's worth something"
>Bill blinks, and rubs his forehead, and turns to Scribbles "I think I'm gonna hit the hay, night"
>Bill gets up and disappears onto the train SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
>>14446681 >shrug as Kraut swings wide >attempt dodge box [1d6]
Kraut Space Wizard
>>14446769 >hit self in knee -2hp >drop toolbox >jump at sapper like some sort of drunk spider monkey that just got slapped by a small child [1d6]
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
>>14446804 >grapple with Kraut "Easy buddy."
melee
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>>14446823 >screw it, time to do this like Alfred in this one batman comic where he defeated superman >smash head into sapper's nose [1d6]
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
>>14446868 >he didnt have enough energy to do anything other than bump my chin >yell "BRAVO STRONK."
>attempt to knock Kraut unconscious melee
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>>14446886 >unconscious >time for revenge is later SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
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>>14446904 >drag Kraut to train bench "Tu ferais mieux d'étape, la gueule si vous voulez en découdre avec bravo."
>toss him into bench Mr. McSisterfister !xWBRfzDhh.
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>Mr. McSisterfister stumbles in with massive bags under his eyes >Walks aimlessly around the train cars looking for pieces of fabric
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
The Ride Continues... PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi Sat 09 Nov 2013 08:35:44 No. 14447421 Report >DM hereby requests all Operators to continue daily development RP. Later events occur as follows: >The train was quickly loaded as the Station master salutes the Engineer. The departing exchange is swift, polite. He realized that even the finest Princess Celestia's servants can offer somewhat paled in comparison to the Operators. He was pretty sure that they would never come back this way so long as he lived. >Denra, smug over his loss in proving the Operators wrong, tosses over his bag of Bits to Sapper. >The dapper yellow unicorn decides to finish writing his letter of resignation, and sent it off with a pop to Canterlot Palace. Nodding his head, he turns back to admiring the scenery as it slowly rolls by. >Strangler had taken the time to recall the intrusive mind control of Queen Chrysalis. Upon speaking with Denra, he realized that there may have been side effects to both of them. Briefly, Denra stated something about the duplicate overdosing on morphine multiple times. Strangler had puzzled through the reports from the Operators who had gone to meet with her, and made the conclusion that she had been extremely ill, though not addicted. He regarded the diplomat quietly, got up, and left to reorganize Alpha's locker from the Ferron clan's raids. Questioning Thrill about the matter, he shrugs and point out that the Queen did Strangler's duties better. >The amount of Bits and loot on hand gave the diplomat pause. That was quite a sum, enough to potentially build a small fortress, should it be used wisely. >Above the train, sometimes passing through clouds, tracers of blue and three rainbow socks could be seen, if one looked carefully enough....
Bill !!o6/TUxnhUv2
>>14447421 >>with a drawn out groan Bill stretches as he tries to wake his body up. Wincing, one hand rises up to massage his forehead >after a moment, he rises and heads towards the buffet car for something to eat OingoBoingo
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>>14447421 >satisfied with his rather lengthy nap, Oingo "Vitamin C" Boingo decides to also head for the buffet car "I could really go for a bagel sandwitch and some OJ..."
Mr. McSisterfister !xWBRfzDhh.
>>14447421 >Seeking a reprieve from cleaning my rifle I get up to find Denra >Walks around the train only to find her out on the flatbed >Walks out and sits down "Nice night huh"
>Pulls out a cigarette and lights it >Inhales deeply "Luna must put more of effort into her sky after being gone so long."
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>>14447667 >The unicorn turns his head and nods in acknowledgement. "Indeed it is. Much better now that we are leaving. I must profess a hatred for most arachnids.
>He glances up, finding a blue streak, and points up with a hoof. "You mean like a meteor shower? There are rumors that she spends her every waking moment adding new wonders."
Mr. McSisterfister !xWBRfzDhh.
>>14447753 >Looks up at the night sky "I don't see how she can top this"
"I have a favor to ask you though"
>Inhales again >Lets off a long sigh and exhales "It concerns the undead General we ran into a few days ago"
>Looks down at the cigarette burning in his hand "I would like you to send a message I wrote to Celestia for me"
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>>14447924 >He shrugs, and continues watching it, hoping to see where it might fall as it disappears into a cloud. "Each night has more to offer, as she stated upon her return."
>Swiveling an ear in McSister's direction, Denra listens for a moment, a frown beginning to crease his muzzle. "I.. well, of course I can. I suppose it could be no worse than sending in my resignation along with a broken badge."
>Twisting his neck to regard the Operator, he considers for a moment. "I do not wish to seem tactless, yet I must ask: if this is about what.. Collins I believe his name stated, then you may want a copy delivered to Princess Luna as well. She has been..."
>The unicorn trails off, staring grimly at the few clouds covering the stars. "Forthcoming with her actions. She has even written a record of the actions Nightmare Moon undertook, with exact names, dates, and sequences that led to her brief takeover."
OingoBoingo
>>14447492 >meanwhile in buffet car... >Oingo, with food in hand, spies Bill near the rear of the car, already eating his supper >waves with a friendly smile "Haha, hey there Billy Boy! Read any good books lately?"
Bill !!o6/TUxnhUv2
>>14448027 >wincing from the loudness of Oingo's response "Sup O, nah, don't have any to read...
>Bill looks up from glopping mashes potatoes onto his plate "Well, there was this one book... but I don't remember much of it"
"You?"
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
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>>14447924 "I would just keep anything sent to them brief and to the point."
>I get up from the fallen tree I was setting on "And be tactful."
>light grin adorning my face "Wouldn't want to piss off anyone that could burn us later."
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
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>>14447924 "I would just keep anything sent to them brief and to the point."
>I get up from the railing I was leaning on "And be tactful."
>light grin adorning my face "Wouldn't want to piss off anyone that could burn us later."
>take a long drag off my cig OingoBoingo
>>14448071 "Nah man, in case you havent noticed, ive been voluntarily comatose for a while."
>knocks ribs and winces "Still a little sore in the ol' center of mass, haha."
>takes large chomp out of bagel, egg, sausage and cheese sandwich and gulps down most of his OJ Mr. McSisterfister !xWBRfzDhh.
>>14447978 "More data means better results. Sending a copy to both would probably be better for me if I want my questions answered truthfully"
>Pulls out pack >Lights another cigarette "You want one?"
Thrill-Collins !!6IKBAl8YLmy
>>14447978 >Collins emerges from the carriage onto the flatbed and the cold night air. Noticing McSister and Denra, he goes over to sit next to them. "Staying up late, huh?"
Bill !!o6/TUxnhUv2
>>14448098 >going back to harvesting meat from the buffet Bill replies "Thought you were just really drunk"
"Why, what happened to your chest?"
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
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>Start walking from my rail towards the train car door >>14448108 >pass Denra and Sister "Don't be a bad influence on 'em now."
>chuckle >>14448135 >walk past Thrill as he's coming out "Yep, we're all just burning the midnight hour."
>step inside >yell back outside "Getting some tea, anyone want some?"
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>>14448098 >Strangler passes by Oingo, leaning over his shoulder for a moment, then sighs. "I'd try to minimize using any kind of meat down to once every other day. We have little resupply and I already know what the answer is should someone say we go hunting."
>The Westerner heads to the back of the buffet car, opening the door and heading into the storage cars. So much to do... >>14448108 >Nodding, the unicorn sighs, then shakes his head in a negative. "Indeed. Princess Celestia very rarely, if ever, answers questions from that time period. Princess Luna is far more accommodating."
>Kicking his hooves, he glances up to the former MSF soldier. >>14448135 "Yes. I rarely if ever see the stars. And now that I am free of any obligations or duties, I may very well no longer see the day now."
OingoBoingo
>>14448177 >remembers Bill was... in quite a state... when the Nightmare attacked him "Well i would explain it to you but... i guess you just had to BE there, you know?"
>considers Stranglers comment >feels guilty >"Well id better finish it anyways..." Thrill-Collins !!6IKBAl8YLmy
>>14448200 "Well, that's an interesting way of putting it. If you've been serving Celestia for as long as you have, than I can't see you handing in your notice without any conditions...or repercussions."
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
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>get the tea brewing >see hollow sleeping under his train bench >stroll over, yep hes dead as a doorhammer >gingerly marker #72 on the forehead of his mask >back over to my kettle, pour a cup >head back out to the flatbed
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>>14448261 >Continuing to kick his hooves, the red unicorn continues studying the night sky. "I have learned much of how you Operators deal with such trivial details. Here, however, we have certain.. you call them rituals, to air grievances."
>Swiveling his ears about, Denra sighs. "Twenty years as a diplomat. That's nearly a third my life, including the six for schooling and two for training. I'm almost halfway through my lifespan."
>Despite his age, the red unicorn seems to be nonchalant about his circumstances. Anonymous
Why would you need any of those guys?
Mr Zoo
Anonymous
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>>14448386 NOT ENUFF TIME FER TATERS WHEN YA GOT ALL THAT DAKKA, YA GIT
Mr. McSisterfister !xWBRfzDhh.
>>14448343 "A letter concerning our mission should take a pretty high priority during times of war correct?"
>Takes a swig from canteen "I wouldn't want any past actions to come back to bite us in the ass"
Bill !!o6/TUxnhUv2
>>14448231 >ignoring strangler, Bill pops a sausage into his mouth and takes a big juicy bite >While chewing "Yeah, I know what you mean, can't really get a feel for the situation unless you're there"
>Having collected all his food, Bill waits for O before entering the operator car Thrill-Collins !!6IKBAl8YLmy
>>14448343 >Collins gently places a hand on the unicorn's shoulder. "Hey, you're not out of the game just yet. You've actually done something with your life. Think of all the people out there who haven't. Even if your work hasn't really been your life's calling, one thing remains - you had the motivation to go out do something with yourself. That's something to be proud of, regardless of anything else."
>Collins shifts his eyes up, towards the vast canvas of night. "But finding something else to move onto? I've been there too. It's not a nice place to be."
Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
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>Wakes up inside a hole
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
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>sips tea >damn, cold shoulders all round >dumps remnants of cup over side of train >heads into car >rinses cup, places shotgun by bench, pulls box cap over face and goes to sleep.
OingoBoingo
>>14448408 >walks with Bill to operater car >sits down on bed with a thud >conveniently, Bill's bed is directly across the car "So, i heard you poured out some rum and I wasnt there. Ice cold, man..."
>clearly fake hurt "And i thought we were friends."
>makes sobbing noise for effect PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>>14448406 >Uneasily, the yellow unicorn shifts his eyes across the sky, sighing with an obvious malaise. "This is not a time of war. In fact, the only form of war that has been waged was a year ago when Queen Chrysalis attempted to seize Canterlot."
>He kicks a hoof once more and stops, mood turning grim. >>14448427 >Glancing up at Thrill, Denra misses several short tracers of blue darting from cloud to cloud. He seems reluctant. "You do realize that ninety percent of diplomacy is putting on a fake smile and trying to prevent any action from having a negative consequence. Any, even if it was from those in Equestria itself. The sad reality of it is that I should have been the one to enter Old Canterlot."
>He coughs once, reaching up to rub his neck with a hoof. "I would not say moving on. It is more of allowing one's past to be forgotten. Frankly, somepony out there will take the urge to be a diplomat, and forget that they too are a living being. The ends have, in this world, rarely justified the expense of the means. Except, that is, for hiring you."
>He glances back up once more. "I do not wish to know what occurred in Old Canterlot. I am hesitant to even consider it. Your comrades are what you have, such as they may be. Consider them more valuable than your duty. It is to many a pony's shame that they did not do so."
>Turning his head back down to stare at the ground moving below the car, he sighs, leaning into the railing. Mr. McSisterfister !xWBRfzDhh.
>>14448454 >Pulls out an empty shell casing "This right here is the only indication I need to see that there is war"
>Flips it between fingers "Regardless of what the state and your princesses say. I am at war."
>Puts the shell away "A state of war does not need a state to declare it. When I fire a weapon in anger or in defense of my team or self. I am at war.
>Stands up and pulls sleeping bag out of pack "In any case, I would very much appreciate it if you would send this as soon as possible."
"Goodnight don't let kebab bite"
Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
>>14448454 >Climbs out of the tight hole >Looks for Denra >Finds him "Hey boy, how's it going?"
>extends hand "We're still durka's right?"
Bill !!o6/TUxnhUv2
>>14448453 >Bill stops in his tracks "oh yeah... I never did grab that bottle back"
>with a sigh, Bill heads to his seat and after a few "shovelfuls" of food, he opens his pack and takes out a half empty bottle of whiskey, takes a swig and is about to hand it to O when he notices his "sobbing" "I'll rek ya m8"
>Bill takes another swig and then hands the bottle to O "We'll call it even"
Thrill-Collins !!6IKBAl8YLmy
>>14448454 "Can't say I've had any experience in that line of work. Back where I came from, foreign diplomacy began with a contract, and ended in conflict. That's what we'd call a 'war economy'."
>Hearing McSister's words and turning back to Denra, he changes the track of conversation. "I'm not too sure an economy like that's gonna work in this place. Then again, we've gotta a base to build. There's gonna be a lotta money to move around to get it up and keep it running. It's not gonna be easy."
OingoBoingo
>>14448526 >takes bottle "Cheers, m80."
>takes swig "Hey man, how many pairs of socks did you bring? I keep finding mine soaked in something that smells oddly like tears..."
>considers question "Perhaps the better question is: who the fuck keeps crying into my socks?"
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
Shots? Fired... PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi Sat 09 Nov 2013 11:30:51 No. 14448573 Report >>14448487 >The unicorn stares blankly at McSister, considering his words carefully. >Giving up after a few minutes, the yellow unicorn reaches up and taps the ring on his horn. He sighs, and rolls his eyes. >>14448522 >Craning his neck up, Denra nods, leaning back and extending his hoof to shake. "I believe so. Excuse my volatility, alcohol and I are ancient enemies. Ever since discovering the bottles scream sometimes."
>Picking himself up, he stands and shakes off, bright mane flying about. He picks a hoof up and adjusts the patch over his eye. >>14448544 "A war economy? Hmm. Here when war breaks out, the economy of the involved nations slumps."
>He gives a pained smile. "Nearly all are recruited at that point. There are few mercenaire` outside the gryphon kingdoms, or some of the various pony clans."
>Sighing, he scrapes below the path. "Indeed. I may have just the person for you to take care of your finances. I will send her a missive once we reach Canterlot. You will have to... mind her, however. Once she is started on a project, you will never be able to finish it."
>His muzzle creases in what you take to be an incredibly amused smile. "Contracts, for her, must always be on time, or someone will suffer. If they are not buried into the foundations, then it is best not to think of what has happened to them."
>Shaking once more, he turns about and heads for the Engineer's cabin, glancing at the Wild Ride as he does so. "As for Bits, well.. you are mercenaire`. And there is always somepony wanting somepony dead. For the proper reasons, of course."
>He gives a faint smile, and trots off. You wonder how his mind had changed so quickly from non-violence to.. what, you weren't sure of. Bill !!o6/TUxnhUv2
>>14448548 >Bill looks at O with a stunned expression, fork halfway to his mouth "Socks? ...Someone's been crying into your socks?"
"That seems a bit odd"
OingoBoingo
>>14448583 >raises eyebrow, smirks "You think?"
>yawns "Well im off to re-engage faux suspended animation. Wake me up when Filth goes back into his hole, would you?"
>throws covers over self, rolls over >remembers something >rolls back over "And one more thing... Try and keep Filth out of my hole."
>rolls over again >instantly asleep Bill !!o6/TUxnhUv2
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>>14448600 >Bill laughs heartily then suddenly stops laughing, his face going serious "deal, but you gotta watch mine too"
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
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>>14448573 >Operators Operating Operations Operate... Thrill-Collins !!6IKBAl8YLmy
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>>14448573 >Collins watches Denra leaving the flatbed for the engineer's cabin, then turns to leave himself. >Taking one last glance at the night sky before heading inside, he spots a tiny flash of blue piercing the clouds. A slight touch of anger goes through him as he grumbles himself back inside. Anonymous
Hello, newfag here, space for one more?
Capt.Swefag !307ty7LHJQ
>>14448932 Yep,get yourself a loadout at
innawoods.net and a name,and if the loadout is goo enough,we'll put you in a quad
Character
>>14448954 Ok, here ya go. If there's any flaws just point it out and ill fix them.
Ponther "James" Willington
Main Weapons:
M14 w. Bipod & Camo Tape
Colt Python (Blued)
Position: Marksman
Theme: Normal, sometimes depressed
SKILLS:
Expert: Sniper
Basic: Kukuri
Basic: Revolver
Basic: Grenades, flashbangs, and smoke bombs.
HP: 10
Total Weight: 26.6
Capt.Swefag !307ty7LHJQ
>>14449099 Okay,first of all
>Silencers don't work on revolver because of open chamber. >Where is the pistol you have all these mags for? >money >expert skill on start Other than the it's bretty gud.
Character
>>14449137 Aight, I think I fixed everything, heres the full one.
Ponther "James" Willington
Main Weapons:
M14 w. Bipod & Camo Tape
Colt Python (Blued)
Position: Marksman
Theme: Normal, sometimes depressed
SKILLS:
Basic: Sniper
Basic: Kukuri
Basic: Revolver
Basic: Grenades, flashbangs, and smoke bombs.
HP: 10
Total Weight: 30.7
Capt.Swefag !307ty7LHJQ
>>14449186 Only one thing wrong
>2 main weapons and a sidearm Take a pick between the M14 and the shotty
Character
>>14449204 Ok, this is it, I think I fixed EVERYTHING wrong with my character. This is my final FINAL one. (lel)
Ponther "James" Willington
Main Weapons:
M14 w. Bipod & Camo Tape
Colt Python (Blued)
Position: Marksman
Theme: Normal, sometimes depressed
SKILLS:
Basic: Sniper
Basic: Kukuri
Basic: Revolver
Basic: Grenades, flashbangs, and smoke bombs.
HP: 10
Total Weight: 26.5
Capt.Swefag !307ty7LHJQ
>>14449273 Alright,looks like you are good to go.
Just one thing though,by joining this company we expect you to be active in operations.
If you aren't active in the threads,you'l eventually be removed due to space issues.
Got it?
Anyway,take a pick from the roster.
>>14441319 Ponther "James" Willington
>>14449290 Ok, I will take charlie team, left slot.
And got it, sir.
Capt.Swefag !307ty7LHJQ
>>14449299 So,you want to be a squad leader?
That's a hefty task for a newfriend.
Ponther "James" Willington
>>14449309 My apologies for making it complicated.
I just want to be a squad member of charlie team, not a leader; considering how many times I fucked up on just making a character.
Capt.Swefag !307ty7LHJQ
>>14449324 Woops,silly me,i mistook the fireteam leader for squadleader.
Well,being a fireteam leader puts you in direct command of 3 squad members,while still being directed by your squadleader,which happens to be the veteran Filth. He's a
blast working with.
Don't worry about making mistakes,we all did when we were new Ponther "James" Willington
>>14449364 Alright, I have a question, what does get a trip mean? Sorry, im new to 4chan and such and im a moron about this stuff.
Capt.Swefag !307ty7LHJQ
>>14449539 Trip is an abbreviation of "Tripcode",which is the line of random numbers and letters after my name,It's kind of like a password,so that people can identify you,and it makes it harder for others in impersonate you.
You can get one by simply placing a hashtag after your name and then writing your "password" there.
Ponther "James" Willington !iSxuIymCYw
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>>14449567 Ah. Thanks for responding. I owe you. Cya in 8 in the night!
>ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzz*snort* >gets up and stretches and rubs the sand out of his eyes >pours the cold tea from the flask out a window, then closes said window >sees through window that the night was the most beautiful he has ever seen >stomps off from window seat, just missing a pair of blue tracers
Bubba the Second
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>>14441319 got back from fucking around, I forgot to mention that I should have a German flag with my character.
Bubba the Second
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>>14450580 >Looks over and chuckles, before returning to cleaning my Garand. Capt.Swefag !307ty7LHJQ
>>14450580 "heh,could you do high command?"
>>14451000 >after scrounging around every single nook ans cranny in all the train cabins lont finally gathered enough "paint" to start on the not so dark and starry night sky >lont was walking to the flatbed when >>14451000 ask. "Sure, no problem captain! I'll do it once we're off this fucking train though.!
>rods head at swe before going outside to the flatbed and climbs up onto the wildrides' roof >sits down, legs crossed and starts painting like a bat out of hell Bubba the Second !vz4wmlERis
>>14451073 >Watching while eating a part of one of my MREs. [1d6] for how shitty it is
Sgt. Jeff !!g8uMvdJxLC9
>>14451095 "Man, you look like you're gonna hurl. I don't need that shit again."
Bubba the Second !vz4wmlERis
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>>14451114 >manages to force it down "Yea, this thing tastes like shit."
Anonymous
Name: Bill
Bubba the Second !vz4wmlERis
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>>14452224 where in the fuck is your weapon?
Anonymous
Anonymous
M. Bullsworth
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>Bulls wakes up on the train >how the fuck did i get here >am i supposed to be here
>lont gave up >he spent the best part of 2hrs trying to capture the night, and when he through in the towel the sun was peeking over the mountainous horizon >lont was walked back into the baffet car to get some breakfast when he saw bulls wake up with a confused expression plastered on his face
Anonymous
Very quick question, I'm going to get my shit together for a character, but would it be bad to use my actual name for a character?
Capt.Swefag !307ty7LHJQ
>>14453527 As long as you keep your surname out of it
M. Bullsworth
>>14453521 >"What's the time?" >where's the vodka
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>>14453527 make up a name for your character, and use that name as your trip. Anonymous
>>14453544 Alright, thanks.
>>14453552 "Early morning friend, and i suggest you should eat something first before having another drop of vodka, seeing how we found you slumped outside the train in a stupor. We had to carry your fat ass into the train the day it left old Canterlot."
>lont states with a grin "Im going to get something to eat, want something?"
M. Bullsworth
>>14453606 >"Pie, I guess. >and vodka >"And vodka." Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw
Character Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw Sat 09 Nov 2013 21:53:46 No. 14453772 Report >>14453559 Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci
Armaments:MG3 w/ 3.4x sight and Flashlight
M9 Pistol
Position: Medic
Theme: Paranoid, Compassionate to the wounded.
Skills:
Basic: MG
Basic: Kukri
Basic: Pistol (no idea what to put for the M9)
Basic:Grenades
HP:12
Total weight: 53.19 Kg
So, what do you think?
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
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>be Filth, curled up in the hole hes burrowed into Charlie Squads lockers >he dreams of a wonderland of horse poon and cocain. Someday, it would all be his.
>>14453672 >rolls eyes at the alcoholic medic "Sure, sure."
>goes off to get some food >roll to see whats found [1d6]
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
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>be Filth, curled up in the hole hes burrowed into Charlie Squads lockers >he dreams of a wonderland of horse poon and cocain. Someday, it would all be his.
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw Sat 09 Nov 2013 21:56:09 No. 14453802 Report Quoted By:
>>14453772 Wait a minute, make the HP: 10, and add Basic: Medicine.
Anonymous
>>14453772 Do you really want to run around with 110 lbs of gear?
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw Sat 09 Nov 2013 21:58:53 No. 14453839 Report >>14453830 Damn, too much? What do you think I should get rid of?
>>14453794 >lont couldn't find a pie for bulls nor something for himself >lont brings back a delicious fruit salad for bulls...and vodka >places it infront of bulls "Now don't get to drunk, i think today something important will happen."
Anonymous
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>>14453839 What do You think you should get rid of?
Dun dun dduuunn Anonymous
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>>14453772 also, the scope on your gun and in the invent don't match
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw Sat 09 Nov 2013 22:28:10 No. 14454189 Report >>14453772 Alright, Round 2.
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci
Armaments: MG36 w/ it's custom sight and flashlight.
M9 Pistol
Position: Medic
Theme: Paranoid, Compassionate to the wounded.
Skills:
Basic: MG
Basic: Kukri
Basic: Pistol (no idea what to put for the M9)
Basic:Grenades
Basic: Medicine
HP:10
Total weight: 38.13 Kg
Slightly over the limit, but not too far.
Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
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>>14449364 >>14449539 Yep, there's lots of fun times to be had in charlie
M. Bullsworth
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>>14453899 >fruit salad? >it'll do >Bulls start eatin' up tha fruit salad Anonymous
Mick 'You Betcha' Ronni
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>>14454482 Base HP is 10. No less than that. Also, you didn't read the Operator's Handbook did you? You're only allowed 5XP to use. Basic skill or 2HP is 1XP. Expert skills are an additional 2XP. And there is no Advanced, there's a Master rank, but that is locked off for now.
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw Sat 09 Nov 2013 22:57:26 No. 14454508 Report Quoted By:
>>14454482 Hey, the rules say you can't have less than 10 hp.
Anonymous
>>14454501 oh whoops, new here, what should i do
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw Sat 09 Nov 2013 23:00:57 No. 14454563 Report So, another 2 quick questions. When do operations start, and is the -1 penalty from mg fire after firing at least 2 times at one target applied to the enemy that is under fire?
Anonymous
>>14454482 you're gonna wish you had a gas mask
Anonymous
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>>14454575 there's one attached to the vest
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
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>>14454557 You have 5XP to use, and you start with 10HP otherwise. Also, with that amount of gear, you're gonna be running out of supplies, real fast. Not only that, but Suppression/Atheletics/Marksmanship can't be allowed. Go check the Operator list for an idea of how skills work.
I suggest joining the IRC channel if you're able to. Get KVIRC, it's free.
>lont goes outside onto the flatbed with a fresh flask to drink and watch the sun fully rise from the horizon on this new world >with in mid-swig lont catches a pair of blue tracers fly in between the clouds in a pattern that suggests that they who ever is up there is shadowing the train >lont mumbles >puts away flask and takes out binoculars >roll to see who that is
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>>14454563 They start whenever a DM such as myself announces an Operation, which there will be one in a while.
The -1 penalty when applied to an enemy, so long as you DO NOT change target, is only applied on a roll of 5 or higher. If you have the dice script in a bookmark, activate it and scroll up some to see if you can see result rolls. If you can, you oughta be good.
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw Sat 09 Nov 2013 23:12:28 No. 14454722 Report >>14454682 Thanks. Also, I hate to be THAT guy, but I need professional help on my soldier. He's like, 10 posts up.
Anonymous
>>14454722 go to the irc, the link is
www.esper.net #OiE
>>14454678 >the tracers are to fast, but lont does see...rainbow socks? >lont first thinks its twisted, but he remembers she doesn't wear socks >lont then remembers someone in razerback was sporting a sock like those "Who could it be agai-Wait."
>lont goes to the baffet cabin door and shouts "YO SAPPER GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE AND LOOK AT THIS!"
M. Bullsworth
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>>14454772 >why the fuck is he shouting >too early for this kind of shit >Bulls grabs the vodka and starts drinking it. >oh wait, forgot the cap >Bulls takes the vodka out of his mouth, removes the cap and resumes drinking it >life is nice PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>>14454722 Checking. We're doing a system revamp, so your skills would go as follows:
Basic: LMG/HMG
Basic: Melee
Basic: Small Arms
Basic: Explosives
Basic: Medical
Weight under 50 isn't much of an issue, but if you intend to be medical you might want to ditch the explosives. Also we have like a shitton of medics, so you could go combat-medic if it's your thing.
>>14454745 You're gonna need a trip m80: name##password for a secure one
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
>>14454772 >crack eye in annoyance >first good sleep I've had since we started >straighten cap >arise like the undead abomination I feel like I have become "Yes, yes I'm awake.."
>groggily shuffle over to LONT "What."
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw Sat 09 Nov 2013 23:25:56 No. 14454862 Report >>14454799 Well, I already have a trip.
Damn, alot of medics? Alright, time to respec.
Still gonna be an MG guy.[/spoilers] OingoBoingo
O.V.C.B REPORTING FOR DUTY, FAGGOTS
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
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>>14454862 We don't have enough LMG/HMG guys. The irony wounds me. Get on
www.esper.net and join #OiE so we can help you out quicker
Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
>>14454772 >Crawls out of hole to find the yelling >Leaves locker-room >Sees lont "You and I need to have a long nice chat"
>>14454857 >hands the binoculars to sapper "Come out onto the flatbed, then you those to look up into the sky, i think you'll be surprised."
>>14454895 >turns to hear a the rapey voice of sandjizzer "Oh morning Filth, want some coffee?
>said with a grin SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
>>14454898 >take binoculars from LONT >nod head towards carriage door "Alright let's take a look, need a light anyway."
>Pushes door open, step out into the brisk morning chill, LONT in tow "Now where are we looking exactly?"
>raise binoculars to eyes Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0
>An angry stomping sound echos through the train >Hollow bursts into the operator car from the buffet car, his mask looking like it had just been hastily scrubbed >M60 in hand, Hollow looks at everybody, anger almost oozing out of him
Scribbles !Hnm44bPi1E
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>>14454867 ECHO STRONK
Scribbles reporting in.
>>14454924 >points to the sky in between the clouds "Just keep an eye on that area up there."
roll for him to notice
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Capt.Swefag !307ty7LHJQ
>Looks up from under my helmet
Mr. McSisterfister !xWBRfzDhh.
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>>14454967 >Slaps dust cover back on rifle "Bravo report in..."
Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
>>14454921 >Keeps a stoic expression >Gets close to lont and whispers "Don't you ever try to cockblock me again" "And no I don't want your coffee, but thanks for the offer"
Anonymous
>>14454930 >awoken from Hollow's sudden entry, Bill rubs his eyes and watches warily Thrill-Collins !!6IKBAl8YLmy
>Collins appears, amidst the Operator commotion.
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
>>14454895 >Filth grabs a mug, and grabs coffee pot >with a moment of hesitation at pouring it he puts it down >then takes run and tops off him mug before coming out to the flatbed >grumbling about loud people in the morning >I agree with him >>14454960 >look where LONT is pointing "Well, I'll be damned."
>light smile "Heureux de voir une telle chose mignonne dans la matinée"
>hand binoculars back to LONT >yell "Come on down, the trains fine!"
>>14454984 "Sorry about that, its just i don't like runners in poker games."
>lont couldn't resist but lean into and whisper into filths ear "So your an espresso sort of guy?">walks back out onto the flatbed to grab his binoculars from >>14455022 Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0
>>14455022 >Hollow stares at Sapper, eyes like laser beams >If one looked into the buffet car, they'd find a poor Operator, curled in the fetal position >Securing his M60, Hollow stomps through the car, and out into the flatbed, before decking Sapper in the face with a right hook [1d6]
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>>14454984 "Sorry about that, its just i don't like runners in poker games."
>lont couldn't resist but lean into and whisper into filths ear "So your an espresso sort of guy?"[/spoiler:lit]
>walks back out onto the flatbed to grab his binoculars from >>14455022 SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
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>>14455065 >>grin upon my face as hollow swings at me >attempt to use his m60 as leverage to force him to ground melee
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PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>>14455011 >>14454960 >>14454924 >>14455022 >LONT points out what seems to be General Twisted Wing, followed by a pegasi raider with 3 socks. They appear to be playing tag between the clouds, one or the other letting off a cascade of blue sparks and tracers as they connect. >Upon hearing Sapper's shout, the pegasus with three socks connects with Twisted once, who seems to crumble and drop in midair for a while. You can't quite see it but you think it's a variation of playing dead. The General reorients and bursts back up into the clouds, popping through them with lazy spins. She seems to ignore the Operators... >The ocean blue pegasus raider streaks down at Sapper leaving funny hued tracers from her primary feathers 50M behind her, front forehooves extended, a giant grin on her dusky muzzle. She leans in with a goofy snerk, going for a pin on Hollow: [1d6+1]
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Oingo "Vitamin C" Boingo
>>14455007 >smells coffee from his dream >wet dream >begins to make sweet love to coffee pot in his dream >feels good mang >wakes up suddenly >hits head on upper bunk >rubs head >feels bad mang >checks pants >dry >notices Bill watching him, puzzled "I do what i want, nigger."
>gets up and heads for source of coffee smell, scratching ass captcha: sold dicfor
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw
Character Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw Sat 09 Nov 2013 23:46:37 No. 14455123 Report Quoted By:
>>14454189 ROUND 3!!
Dante "Jumpy" Gambacci
Armaments: MG3 with 3.4x sight, flashlight, and Bipod.
M9 Pistol.
Positon: LMG
Theme: Paranoid, and trigger-happy.
Skills:
Basic: HMG/LMG
Basic: Melee
Basic: Small Arms
Basic: Explosives.
HP:12
Total weight: 45.83 Kg
Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0
>>14455109 >Pinned down by a faggot and a pone >How embarrassing >Rolling to struggle and beat some ass [1d6]
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Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
>>14455073 >>14455057 >Stares at lont >Scoffs "Yea yea, shove it up your ass"
>laughs it off and walks away >>14455149 >Sees the mute juggernaught causing shit >this can't be fucking good >Help hold him down [1d6][1d6][1d6]
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
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>>14455149 >try and pin him again to calm him down "The marker was funny, but that scrubbing helped get off what Filth did to your mask."
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>extra roll to try and scribble on his mask if successful pin [1d6]
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>>14455109 >lont after packing away his binoculars and taking his flask out again, leans against the railing of the flatbed on the other side of the scuffle >gingerly asks hollow "Do you want some coffee?
Clemency !f/LjycW0U2
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>>14455109 >Wakes up >Dreamt of more removal of spiders >Feels good man >Sees tracers in sky "Huh, what's Twisted doing here? And what's with the raiders?"
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>>14455149 >The raider doesn't even flinch like others would as your blows smack into her chest and below her eye. The General probably puts them through excruciating training. Instead, she blinks for a moment, the ocean blue of her mane flopping to one side, and stomps down with both hooves to pin his arms, still grinning silently. She was mocking you mang. [1d6]
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>>14455122 >with a grin, Bill rises from his chair and heads towards the commotion >putting his hands up to his mouth Bill says in a voice intended to imitate a loudspeaker "Taking all bets, taking all bets, who wants a piece of the action? Who wants to be a lucky winner?"
Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0
>>14455178 >>14455234 >He just did it again >Fueled by rage, drugs, and a horrible hangover, Hollow struggles even harder, wiggling his arm towards the folding shovel on his backpack [1d6]
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Bill !!o6/TUxnhUv2
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>>14455237 So I can't forget it SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
>>14455282 >Cant hold him down much longer >RAGE STRONK >try and choke him out [1d6]
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Oingo "Vitamin C" Boingo
>>14455237 >hears bill making more noise than the tussle outside >too early for this shit, mang rolls for falcon pawnch
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PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>>14455282 >The raider snorts in amusement, stepping on your arms with just enough force to prevent you from the grabbing the shovel: [1d6]
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>She leans down slightly and whispers in a husky contralto: "Nope!"
Anonymous
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>>14455109 >God damnit. "That looks like fun"
"I want fun"
>Looks back at rifle "We can have fun when we get to camp. I will bring you hunting"
>Walks beside the raider "C'mon Hollow gana let a girl rek ya?"
Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
>>14455282 "ALLAH MOHUMMED PLEASE CALM DOWN"
>pin him down [1d6][1d6][1d6]
>lont sees that the situation might be going out of control >takes out shotgun and unscrews silencer >loads a single shell and waits and sees if it goes any further
Bill !!o6/TUxnhUv2
>>14455329 >Surprise overtakes Bill as O launches at him >reflex's take over as Bill tries to dodge [1d6]
>He then brings his fist up for a shot to the gut [1d6]
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Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0
>>14455301 >>14455333 >>14455369 >Finally losing his will, Hollow ceases to struggle, going limp under the onslaught of niggers Thrill-Collins !!6IKBAl8YLmy
>From all of the commotion and potential violence starting on the train, Collins steps forward.
Oingo "Vitamin C" Boingo
>>14455371 roll for saiyen dodge
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SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
>>14455394 >ears ringing from shotgun >release Hollow from grip >christ hes a big motherfuck >>14455431 >glance at Collins "Well, that's one way to start the morning..."
>remove box cap, ruffle hair >place back on head "Bonjour amour."
>I greet Sox, light grin creasing my face Bill !!o6/TUxnhUv2
>>14455434 >slightly off balance from missing, Bill grabs onto O and brings his knee up into O's stomach before he can fully charge [1d6]
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PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>>14455394 >The ocean blue raider taps your mask once, and leaps up into the air, hovering above the flatbed with a goofy smile. She pirouettes in the air and with a flap of wings, rushes about Sapper, performing tight circles around him, occasionally peering about at the Operators with suspicion. "Hi again! I've been following with Twisted but she's exercising right now. When she plays tag she plays for keeps."
>Spinning in a lazy roll she settles to the flatbed and picks her head up, making an 'erf' sound. "Soooo where are you going, what are you doing, and is there an apple here somewheres?"
>>14455370 >sighing lont puts silencer back onto shotty >and directs his attention to his own squad >>14455434 >>14455470 >goes up to both of them and grabs both of there head and slams them together [1d6]
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Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0
>>14455454 >>14455497 >[anime eye twinkle intensifies] >Leaping to his feet, Hollow grabs the shovel from his backpack, flipping it open, and going for a swing right at Sapper's dangly bits [1d6]
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Mr. McSisterfister !xWBRfzDhh.
>>14455454 >pulls one from the various fruits he found when scavenging for pine needles >Tosses it in Sox's direction "Go ahead"
>Grabs a pear and munches away happily Oingo "Vitamin C" Boingo
>>14455470 >slight pain from knee just making it past glorious washboard stomach >head hits Bill's "Owwww! L-L-LONT-sempai, that hurt!"
>initiate super-kawaii-desu Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
>>14455497 >Sees the pony on the flatbed "And who the fuck might you be?"
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
>>14455533 >mfw well fuck >tears in eyes I try to block with my arms >because having a broken arm is better then castration [1d6]
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Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
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>>14455567 >forgot speech roll [1d6]
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PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>>14455542 >>14455533 >>14455581 >Grabbing the pear, Sox makes a 'NOM!' sound and whips about in Hollow's direction, sending a hoof in to lessen the impact of Hollow's shovel aimed at Sapper's bits. Not the shiny kind, though. [1d6]
Bill !!o6/TUxnhUv2
>>14455516 >Bill's vision goes blurry from the force of the impact "FUCK."
Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0
>>14455581 >>14455589 >I WILL NOT BE DENYED >After having been blocked the first time with the shovel, Hollow drops the shovel and grabs for his M60, steadying his aim...right at sapper's precious cargo Thrill-Collins !!6IKBAl8YLmy
>In an attempt to stop Hollow from doing anything potentially lethal with the shovel. Collins attempts to remember the basics of CQC in order to throw him down to the floor and restrain him.
>>14455563 >>14455628 "knock it off you two, get something to eat and drink. And good morning."
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
>>14455635 >tears still in eyes from near castration experience >go to kick hollow in attempt to knock him out cold [1d6]
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Bill !!o6/TUxnhUv2
>>14455652 "Sir, yes sir"
>Giving O one last slap, Bill jumps up and bolts to the buffet car [1d6]
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>>14455652 >>14455635 >lont sees that shit is about to hit the fan >runs behind to hollow >roll for suplex against hollow to knock him out [1d6]
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PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn2-b_opVTo >>14455567 >The raider's nom is all the response you get, for now. >>14455635 Sox leaps at Hollow, aiming to headbutt his shit and knock him over. She didn't really like this kind of close in fighting, but she couldn't resist the possibility of mischief.
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Mr. McSisterfister !xWBRfzDhh.
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>>14455589 "I'm so far beyond tired of this shit"
>Walks over next to Sox "You smoke?"
>Pulls two out and lights one holding the other out between two fingers. Clemency !f/LjycW0U2
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>>14455700 >Sees fight break out "Too early people..."
>Leave car to get breakfast Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0
>>14455648 >>14455668 >>14455692 >>14455700 >Ding >Dong >After having taken one too many hits to the head, that mute juggernaut finally passed out, sprawled out on the flatbed Mr. McSisterfister !xWBRfzDhh.
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>>14455700 >See's her bolt off "I suppose not"
>Slips the second bud into the pack "Fuck it then more cancer for me."
Oingo "Vitamin C" Boingo
>>14455685 >slap reflects off of chiseled visage of a greek demi-god >hits Bill in his own face "Tw@tlgiht Spikle can hit harder than you."
Thrill-Collins !!6IKBAl8YLmy
>>14455726 >Collins watches as the mute juggernaut finally slumps to the floor. He turns to Sox. "...And welcome to Razorback Platoon."
Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
>>14455700 >Get in close to the ponies ear to yell "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU"
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SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
>near out of breath, all I can do is lean against the flatbed railing >Lean head back >catch breath look back down at everyone, and Sox >cant help but notice he sneek something out of Hollow uncoscious front pocket >light grin
>>14455726 >lont drags hollow off into the operators PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>>14455766 >>14455785 >Turning her head up lazily to nod at Thrill, then trying to grin around the apple, the raider whips her head about in surprise >>14455774 >The pegasus does the first thing her instincts demand: "KFK SCRRY FNG!"
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Bill !!o6/TUxnhUv2
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>>14455737 >Slamming the buffet door, Bill gets to grabbing grub SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
Rupes !rVW0zIr3rk
"Oh christ...what day is it? No, wait, I don't care." >Rupes sits upright in his bunk, the Chronic Diarrhoea that kept him bedridden up until now having seemingly subsided. tired of that shit." >Gets up and puts his boots and gear on, clutching his thermos of tea to his chest like a teddy bear. >Stretching himself, several clicks and pops later, he trudges out of the cabin and enters upon the scene involving Hollow (now unconscious) and several of the other operators. >He stands in silence before taking a swig of his tea.
Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
>>14455814 >Evade that bitch [1d6]
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PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>>14455928 >The raider's hooves crease your chest, knocking the wind out of you and sending you onto the flatbed. You barely notice her failing to steal from your vest pouches. One of her eyes gives a sly wink and she dances back out of range, hopping behind Sapper and tapping one of his feet with a hoof, looking up expectantly. Realizing that she still had an apple in her mouth, she crunches down and chews for a moment. "This group IS fun! Do people go crazy like this all the time? What'd he call it, RazorBack?"
>>14455887 >leans against railing of the flatbed >looks at and addresses Rupes "Hollow woke up on the wrong side of the bed. That reminds me."
>lont goes back inside of operators cabin and tries to wake hollow up [1d6]
Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
>>14455998 >recovers his breath >looks for the that little nigger that attacked me "You, you little nigger. Why'd you hit me."
Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
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>>14456077 >Roll [1d6][1d6][1d6]
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw Sun 10 Nov 2013 00:48:36 No. 14456114 Report >>14455998 > Fiddling with map, to see what the lay of the land is. >Hears all the commotion, decides to check it out, and places his map back in his pack, making sure to close all the latches. >Walks into the room. "... What is going on here?"
>>14456027 >lont realizes he needs to try harder, he decides to use a water bottle (used water bottle) and to slap him while shouting "WAKE UP YOU CHUKLEFUCK!"
roll to wake hollow up
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Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0
>>14456116 >Hollow's eyes spring open underneath his mask, his body springing into action, rolling around and kicking LONT right where the sun don't shine [1d6]
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Scribbles !Hnm44bPi1E
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>>14456116 >Slowly sit up in my bunk, groan, stretch, yawn. "What the fuck is going on out there"
>Godamn operators always making a racket >Drag my ass outta bed and put on all my gear >Weapons, Check. Ammo, check. Tools, Check. >Sling my rifle over my shoulder and slowly trudge down to the diner car >Take a sit down and pop open a bag of chips >Start eating, ignoring operator shenannigans. "Crunch munch motherfucking crunch"
>>14456147 >lont sees what hollow was going to, in a panic he tries to dodge [1d6]
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Mr. McSisterfister !xWBRfzDhh.
>>14456147 "Calm the fuck down hollow"
>Interrogation(expert) [1d6]
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Rupes !rVW0zIr3rk
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>>14456027 >shakes his head and exhales >leans against the railing also as lont leaves for the cabin >takes another swig of his lukewarm tea "Lovely to know things haven't dulled down in Razorback."
>reaches into one of his ammo pouches and pulls out an opened bar of chocolate, taking a bite and sighing Oingo "Vitamin C" Boingo
>>14456114 >sees Dante enter buffet car >with mouth full of muffin and a grin from ear to ear "Just the usual, new guy: lots and lots of ridiculous bullshit, mixed with a little bit of Filth having sex with things, and people crying into articles of clothing."
>considers for a moment "Oh, and a word of warning?"
>leans in closer "Stay clear of Charlie Locker. Its a bad place, man."
>grabs hand >shakes violently "Otherise, welcome aboard! We'll be getting to know eachother well, im sure of it. I am the best doctor here, after all. Take it from me!"
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
>>14455998 >hav a gigle at the crunching of apple >Wrap arms around Sox >whisper "Caught you."
>big grin >filth still furious "Calm down, she's a raider from a few stops back."
>Hear commotion inside >Sounds like LONT PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPhPbTbjYM0 >>14456077 >The raider cranes her head around Sapper to give you a raspberry. "You shouted in my ear! What if I did that to you, would YOU like it?"
>She snorts, stomping one of her socked hooves, barely making a thumping sound on the flatbed. The failure to steal probably irritated her too. "Next time watch it!"
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw Sun 10 Nov 2013 01:03:18 No. 14456376 Report >>14456286 >Paranoia starts to kick in, but is forced down by force of will. "S-So, this is what Razorback is like? Has-has anyone, you know, offed another person yet? That they knew was friendly?"
>Glances over to the pony and Filth. "They worry me, also. And you said that Filth has sex with things? Not people, or even ponies, but THINGS?!?"
Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0
>>14456268 >Still manage to get LONT's nuts pretty good >Hollow scrambles to his feet >>14456271 >Hollow stares at Sisterfister, his rage dispelling only slightly Mr. McSisterfister !xWBRfzDhh.
>>14456376 >Points to a still smoldering speck on the mountainside "Once... But it was a technicality."
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>>14456287 >Muttering something about exploding pineapples, the raider perks her ears and smiles. "Are we going to play tag again? That was fun the last time but seems like ya'll are a bit busy."
>She wiggles her ears in amusement. "The General said you were heading back to Canterlot for something. Soooo, wanted to just-"
>She flexes a wing. "Hang around."
>That smirk. Oingo "Vitamin C" Boingo
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>>14456376 "Oh he has sex with basically anything and everything he can get his jihad hands on."
>thinks for a second "Well there's the incident Sister speaks of, but otherwise... lets just say, if Bill is ever on an operation with us, give him a wide berth... he tends to have a talent for rolling 1's."
Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
>>14456343 >Ponders the question "For the matter of the fact; yes, I would like it."
>scoffs "I don't have to watch shit nigger. Lets be friends."
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>>14456387 >>14456409 >lont crouching on the ground because balls are a hurtin' "Go-good morning two..."
>slowly stands up and slowly walks back outside onto the flatbed Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw Sun 10 Nov 2013 01:09:14 No. 14456484 Report >>14456409 >Sees the wisps of smoke fading into the air. >Gulps audibly, takes in a very sharp breath, and seems to shrink back. "W-Well then. I suppose that is the best description that I WANT to hear."
>Turns back to Oingo "Could you tell me more about the company? It's not like I want to snoop or anything, but..."
>Trails off, seeming to think about something deeply, then snaps back to the real world. Mr. McSisterfister !xWBRfzDhh.
>>14456443 >Twitches >Slowly turns head around >Mfw "Fucking technicolor mini horses and their fucking puns"
>DEEPLY inhales cig SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
>>14456443 >Chuckle heartily "Just a little bit busy, I knew Id have to fyte him this morning."
>>14456447 "He isnt lying, he wouldnt probably treasure it rough.."
>gleam in eye "And who said we ever stopped playing tag."
>tip hat to her waifu secured Kraut Space Wizard
oi vey my head
Oingo "Vitamin C" Boingo
>>14456484 >thinks for a second "Well first thing's first... seeing as you're new, and im still pretty green myself, im gonna remind you to let the higher-ups do most of the tough parts of the mission, and try to avoid taking actions that, if they fail, could screw the entire company."
>looks absently to ceiling of car, then back, remembering something else "And be careful with books around these parts. Sometimes reading can be an escape to places you didnt know you never wanted to go to, if you know what i mean..."
Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0
>>14456538 >Hollow makes an odd snorting sound and stomps out to the flatbed, staring at Sapper >He takes a deep breath and injects himself with a morphine syrette, and continues to stare >He than puts two fingers together in a circle and puts another finger through the circle SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
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>>14456599 >see hollows gesture >wink at him You know I'll be on this soon, thanks for wishing me luck Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw Sun 10 Nov 2013 01:17:52 No. 14456647 Report >>14456573 "Ok, so.... wait. You said Bill has a talent for rolling ones? What does that even mean?"
Kraut Space Wizard
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>>14456559 want food... gas for stove in wild ride
>head toward wild ride Oingo "Vitamin C" Boingo
>>14456647 "That means hes very talented at failing really hard at everything. He's still a good chum, though."
>chuckles internally "N' fact, you might go talk to him. He could give you some good advice, too."
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw Sun 10 Nov 2013 01:23:28 No. 14456748 Report >>14456699 "Affirm, I'll head to his location."
>Turns, and walks forward to exit the car. >Stops, and turns around once more. "Erm, to be frank, where the fuck is he?"
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU >>14456447 >The raider glances around Sapper again, narrowing her eyes, one ear flattening against her skull. "Only if you have a pineapple."
>She snerks without any malice and continues. >>14456496 >Sox chortles for a moment at Thrill. "What, you don't like mischief while the sun's up? You're pretty batty for a sun lover."
>Chortles again. She gives you a grin that says: you're dead m8, best give up now. >>14456538 "Heh, I was getting tired of getting thumped by Twisted all the time. No one can keep up."
>Her ears flick in amusement, leaning up to set a hoof on Sapper's hand and pull her muzzle back in a sly grin. "It's hard finding somepony that can keep up. I should just tag along anyhow, haven't been to Canterlot before."
Oingo "Vitamin C" Boingo
>>14456748 >laughs audibly "He's just to your left, in the corner of this car."
Bill !!o6/TUxnhUv2
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>>14456813 >Bill is intently watching through the buffet car window Mr. McSisterfister !xWBRfzDhh.
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>>14456776 >Full body spasm >Mfw "I'm going to go smoke over there before I lose it"
>As I walk you can see small twitches Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0
>>14456776 >Hollow walks over to sock pone and crouches down to look her in the eyes >He reachs his hand around and >kek >touches her pone butt, and scuttles away >roll for successful butt touch [1d6]
Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
>>14456776 >Pulls out a potato from pouch >Tosses it at her "Here's a potato, deal with it"
[1d6][1d6][1d6]
>swigs from flask
Thrill-Collins !!6IKBAl8YLmy
>>14456776 >Collins taps Sox on the shoulder. "Yo, I'm over here. And uh, I like mischief when the sun's down."
>He chuckles. Mr. McSisterfister !xWBRfzDhh.
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw Sun 10 Nov 2013 01:33:22 No. 14456954 Report >>14456813 >Looks around the car, and spots Bill. >Briefly facepalms because of his lack of attention to detail. >Mutters to self "You're gonna get yourself killed if you don't pay more attention."
>Walks up to Bill. "Are you Bill? I wanted some direction from a more experienced officer."
>Shifts gear being carried. Kraut Space Wizard
>>14456905 >>14456909 fuck if I care about any of this
>walk to rild ride >fill portable stove with propane >cook spam with pickled veggies inside >breakfast [1d6]
[1d6]
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
>>14456776 >Grinning ear to ear "Yeah I try to keep up with this group, they are all over the place."
"You should have no problem keeping up."
>just as >>14456905 >roll to side as Hollow tries to molest pone >got to get out of the way >HORSE STRONK "Well, that was an end to a beautiful moment."
>whisper under breath PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>>14456909 "Kay! Just for no-nom."
>The raider snaps her head out out and snags the potato in the air. Out of the corner of her eye she sees something try to grab her. She lashes out with her un-socked hoof, ocean blue leg moving in a blur at his retreating head. [1d6+1]
>>14456921 >The pegasus is busy eating the tater, and simply nods. >>14456923 >Sox jerks her head up to peer at Thrill. With a final crunch she grins. "Then you need to stop going out so late, looks like you need to make like a tree and leaf the moss alone on your face."
>She chortles. None of the Operators seem to have shaved in quite a while. >>14456978 >She was busy flailing a hoof at Hollow. He fukken deserved it. Rupes !rVW0zIr3rk
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>having got some air and stretched his legs, Rupes puts his bar back into his vest and walks into the buffet car >takes note of the other operators in the buffet car >he takes another draught of his slightly cold tea and grimaces
Bill !!o6/TUxnhUv2
>>14456954 >Bill gives a start as he turns from the window "experienced officer...??? I... Someones been feeding you stories."
>with a quick frown at O "But I love to give advice
>a smile grows on his face especially if it's bad advice, how can I help you?"
Kraut Space Wizard
>>14456967 >looks like the aftermath of taco bell fuck it, food
go AMURRICUHN STUMUK
[1d6]
Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0
>>14457008 >Ouch >Hollow takes the hit and smacks his mask into the flatbed >He rolls around >and cries Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
>>14457008 >sees the pony knock hollows ass to the ground >leans in to whisper in her ear "He has some pretty good shit, steal it" [1d6][1d6][1d6]
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw Sun 10 Nov 2013 01:44:34 No. 14457156 Report >>14457055 "I...I would prefer helpful advice. Right now, I need to find out more about-"
>Snaps his head around, as if someone was watching him. "-about, uh, the squadmates that we will be working with."
>still leaning on the railing on the other side of the flatbed to sox, lont asks
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
>>14457008 >watch pone knock the shit out of hollow >cringe, that looks like it hurt like shit "Ouch Sox, remind me to not do that."
>cringe somemore >>14457100 >near lose it at Filths advise >slapping knee I motion everyone back inside the train "Who is going to help me carry the big lug?"
Kraut Space Wizard
>>14457064 RUN OUT OF CAR
VOMIT EVERYWHERE
PULL DOWN PANTS
DO HANDSTAND
PROJECTILE DIE-ARHEA
it's a real shitstorm PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>>14457172 >Sox takes a step back and quirking her head to the side. "Nope. Mostly scavenging in the forest. trading with villages, and training under Twisted."
>She snorts and trots in place for a few seconds. "And if we don't keep busy she plays tag with all of us. You ever been hit with her wings? It's like a minotaur with a log. You don't get up."
>>14457204 >She snickers and waggles her hoof, wincing a bit. "Iron head, whew. Just ask first, otherwise you'll have to pay."
>Her eyes gleam with mischief. You think you may have a klepto problem. >>14457100 >>14457072 >Seeing an opportunity, the raider grins at Filth and twists in place, using her wings to propel her around and leaps at Hollow as he's down, trying to grab something as he's busy: [1d6+2] <Steal
[1d6+2] <Evasion
Bill !!o6/TUxnhUv2
>>14457156 >Puzzle creeps across Bill's face as he leans slightly to the side, to take a look around the car. "Well... Don't piss them off, cause you never know what they're going to do next. Anything in particular you wanted to know?
Thrill-Collins !!6IKBAl8YLmy
>>14457008 "Then maybe...you....oughta...tell ...a....something-ah fuck it, you win."
>Collins throws his hands down in utter frustration. "Make like a bird -
and flock off." Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0
>>14457245 >>14457262 >See kraut suddenly go mad with power >See pone suddenly coming for my shit >Im out >Rolling to dodge and run my ass all the way to the Alpha lockers [1d6]
Mr. McSisterfister !xWBRfzDhh.
>>14457262 >Looks up "I will not live through this"
>Goes back to cleaning the baffles inside the suppressor. Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
>>14457262 >Chuckles >Yells out "Grab me his pants, I have used for it"
Oingo "Vitamin C" Boingo
>>14457204 >noticing possibility of other operators entering this same cart, Oingo decides now would be a good time to hide like a bitch roll for hide like a bitch
[1d6]
>sees kraut using the power of his 'murican stomach >roll to kick boot up krauts ass and stop the shitstorm
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw Sun 10 Nov 2013 01:55:14 No. 14457361 Report >>14457269 "Oh! Ummmm.."
>Holds chin, and uses his finger to tap thoughtfully "I guess you could tell me what combat is like? I haven't really been in a firefight since..."
>Shivers while thinking of a past event "..since whenever I last
did.No , I won't talk about it."
Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
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>>14457348 forget roll, again [1d6][1d6][1d6]
SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
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>>14457262 "Alright."
>sly gleam >>14457284 >chuckle at Thrills underbreath humour >>14457348 >rub my brow at Filths request Clemency !f/LjycW0U2
>>14457361 >Finish breakfast >Turns to Dante "Well, mainly it has been melee enemies. Haven't seen anything shoot at us for a while. And advice? I would like it to stay that way so don't provoke anything."
Kraut Space Wizard
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>>14457355 YOU FOOL!
YOU WILL ONLY BUILD PRESSURE!
WE MUST LET IT RUN ITS COURSE
INCREASE PRESSURE
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Bill !!o6/TUxnhUv2
>>14457361 >after a brief moment of thought "well... usually just shoot at stuff, and try not to get hit.. Think on your feet.. the usual... But uh, there's some weird shit around here, magical shit. So... Be ready for anything"
PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw >>14457284 "You're pretty good for a-"
>She pauses mid-flap for dramatic effect: "Bird brain!"
>>14457295 >The raider cackles as she snags a bottle of something from Hollow's attempt to flee and flaps up from the flatbed, turning into a reverse dive, hovering as she tosses it into the air and catches it, skidding to a halt besides Sapper. "Got it~!"
>You have a thief on hoof. Use it wisely. Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw Sun 10 Nov 2013 02:02:29 No. 14457505 Report Quoted By:
>>14457431 >Turns head to look at Clemency. "Oh. Well I guess i better sharpen this thing."
>Pats his kukri at his side. >Leans on the wall of the cabin, and constantly scopes the room out. Oingo "Vitamin C" Boingo
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>>14457353 >instructions werent clear enough >got his dick stuck in the ceiling fan "Boy... i sure hope Filth is nowehere near me right now..."
Sgt. Jeff !!g8uMvdJxLC9
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>>14457323 >Jeff stares at the entire commotion along with McSister. "Move over."
>Opens and begins to clean/oil receiver group on his lmg.
roll to stay in control
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw Sun 10 Nov 2013 02:04:23 No. 14457539 Report >>14457488 "Magical? As if crazy bat-scorpion lions weren't fucking enough."
>shakes head, and continues to watch the populace of the room. SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
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>>14457499 >tears in eyes >based waifu god "Very nice slight of hand, I'd watch him though."
>chuckle "He does tend to lose his temper, good drinking buddy though."
Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0
>>14457499 >TODAY IS A BAD DAY >SHE JUST STOLE MY FLASK >Filling with an unholy rage not unlike that of the titans of old, Hollow grabs his M60 and starts firing into the air like some kind of mad man, eyes burning like the fires of health beneath his mask, as he stares at everybody on the flatbed, ready to start a genocide
"Fuck...">gets knocked onto the floor by kraut as he shoots off
Clemency !f/LjycW0U2
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>>14457539 "Oh you have no idea. And you needed info on operators? I'll tell you about me briefly. I am an aviator who hides, likes shotguns, and have a retired pegasus general as an ally. You might have seen her in the sky this morning."
Thrill-Collins !!6IKBAl8YLmy
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>>14457499 >Collins points a finger at the pegasus, still flapping. "You're just like this train - keep on telling jokes, and you're gonna
run out of steam." Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
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>>14457559 "Allah mohummed please be responsible" >>14457499 >Looks at the pony "Of all things that's what you grabbed? I'm disappointed in you infidelsan"
OingoBoingo
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>still hanging from his dick in buffet car
Bill !!o6/TUxnhUv2
>>14457559 >Bill drops to his haunches as shots break the relative quiet of before, clutching his rifle and readjusting his helmet Bill slowly rises to look through the door window at the scene unfolding PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxG6Ws2bZNk&lc=E6cUPxcE0flwcwOJgcmJpjOOQeBCNNJcuLGjwSVF4YA >>14457559 >The pegasus tosses the flask back to Hollow's feet, howling with laughter. "You could have ASKED or PAID but n-"
>Cringing at the rapidfire, Sox folds her ears until it ends. "Oh relax."
>Pointing a hoof at Thrill, she looks between the straight at Hollow and drops it: >>14457559 "You mess with the pegabest and you get the
tip." >That laughter. It destroys your souls. Kraut Space Wizard
WHEN WILL IT END
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw Sun 10 Nov 2013 02:11:45 No. 14457670 Report >>14457559 >Sees and hears Hollow losing his shit. "JESUS CHRIST"
OingoBoingo
>>14457670 >>14457653 "MY DICK REALLY HURTS YOU GUYS."
Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0
>>14457662 >twitch >twitch >No >NOPE >NUH-UH >Hollow chucks his M60 to the ground and grabs the artillery shell from his back pack, fingers hovering over the detonator >No survivors
>>14457662 >tells sox jokingly "That joke was bad and you should feel bad."
>said with a smirk Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw Sun 10 Nov 2013 02:14:58 No. 14457728 Report >>14457696 "Oh, I'll get you down alright"
>sudden malicious grin >Pulls out kukri, and starts to slowly walk towards Oingo. SapperJ !!UpcfNairCwQ
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>look inside, cringe >see hollow >grab Sox tail
Clemency !f/LjycW0U2
>>14457670 "Just leave it. It's just Hollow, the mute juggernaut, blowing off steam. It seems we have a klepto stealing his shit."
>Notices Oingo "Just how..."
>Turns off ceiling fanheduclov Louisa Thrill-Collins !!6IKBAl8YLmy
>>14457698 >SHIT. >THRILL, TRY TO REMEMBER THE BASICS OF CQC. >BEFORE HE BLOWS US THE FUCK UP. [1d6]
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Kraut Space Wizard
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>>14457668 >there is still shit, but the pressure is back to normal diarrhea >go to normal squat position Clemency !f/LjycW0U2
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>>14457731 what the fuck captcha >Turns off ceiling fan Filth !!CpYfdAmLaDC
>>14457698 >Yells at hollow from across the room "DO IT FGT!"
Sgt. Jeff !!g8uMvdJxLC9
>>14457698 >Jeff runs over to Hollow, holding his hands up in defense. "Whoa whoa, Hollow! Just chill out, it's just booze. We can get you more! Just... don't do that."
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[1d6]
OingoBoingo
>>14457728 >sees impending circumcision >roll for mollusk-like penis retraction out of fear for genitalia [1d6+1] [1d6+1]>basic wilderness survival
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>>14457698 >sees hollow lose his shit again takes out morphine and attempts to jab it into his neck
[1d6] first-aid
[1d6]
[1d6]
[1d6] CQC
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PonyStrangler !!jbSTgL8bKDi
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>>14457698 >Sox quirks her head to the side. "What, you think drinking that bottle's going to scare me? This isn't the time to-"
>She pauses, eyes narrowing into a devilish grin at Thrill. >>14457720 "Bomb it." Hollow Case !!FEMvVzbE8O0
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>>14457735 >>14457764 >>14457779 >No >No survivors >kek >Hollow presses the detonator, everything exploding in a bright flash of light >Except it was just a flashbang, and the artillery shell was as undetonated as ever start the fucking operation already jesus Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw Sun 10 Nov 2013 02:21:23 No. 14457848 Report >>14457804 >Stares at the fact that what Oingo did looked almost physically impossible. >Sheathes Kukri. "It was merely a joke."
>Asks out loud: "It was funny, right guys?"
OingoBoingo
>>14457804 >such hardcore penis retraction, it acts like lawnmower ripcord >activates super saiyan 3 "READY FOR ROUND 2, BILLY BOY?"
Clemency !f/LjycW0U2
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>>14457848 "Yeah, it was. You're gonna get along just fine with us. But really don't provoke us."
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw
Dante "Doc Feelgood" Gambacci !Mh6lhXFLsw Sun 10 Nov 2013 02:24:07 No. 14457894 Report >>14457873 >Raises hand in a placating gesture. "No, no, I'm good."
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>>14457894 "Fuck this bullshit."
>lont walks off somewhere to get away from nare do wells Ponther "James" Willington !iSxuIymCYw
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>It's 8 in the morning, his team just got ambushed by a platoon of terrorists >Nobody is alive except him >The terrorists tied him up in a chair, in the middle of a desert, leaving him to die >He suddenly sees a portal to a different world, >He suddenly remembers he has a multitool, he then cuts the rope off his wrists, and legs >He walks over there just to fall over accidently and go in the portal like a dumbass >goddamnit.jpg >When he's done falling, which hurt like hell when it finished, he seen a village, or a town, called "Ponyville" >You see a bunch of ponies, or you think so >You can hear them talk and laugh and smiling. >You walk to the place called "Ponyville" and somehow actually seem to like these people. They're friendly, and do welcome parties for everybody. You seem to really enjoy them. >You hang out for a little while longer until you see a group of military soldiers. You feel like you should go there but you feel like you shouldn't either.
