4craft is entering its fifth iteration. It's time to remind them who we are.
>What is this nonsense? 4craft is a Minecraft server where all the 4chan boards wage continual war on each other. Bases are razed, ambushes coordinated, alliances formed and broken, what you'd expect from this internet cesspool. /mlp/ has a distinguished history of conquest in all the previous episodes.
>When does it start? Plan is for the server to begin beta sometime tomorrow (Mon April 6) and for the actual launch to be somewhere around the 11th. Server will be reset for launch, so don't sweat it if you can't make the beta. Mostly we'll just be using it to scout the map.
>Pirate friendly? Yes
>Who is needed? Anyone can help, regardless of experience level. In addition to skilled PvPers, the faction will need builders, farmers, miners, scouts, garrison forces, and other more specific roles. Inquire about career opportunities within.
>How do I join? Get on the steam group or find us in-game. You may have to answer a few questions to prove you're a denizen of this board and not an infiltrator. Spies in 4craft are serious business and can proper fuck a faction. /mlp/ has historically never been a victim of this play because we vet our people.
>Mods/plugins? No mods this time around, but the faction plugin is present and limited /f home abilities.
>Pastebin with all salient info http://pastebin.com/mFTp63r7 >Main steam group http://steamcommunity.com/groups/2014craft >/mlp/ Faction steam group http://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlp2014craft
Anonymous
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>>17141216 For really real?
Anonymous
>/ck/ frying pan >/mlp/ pone >/fit/ dumbell >/g/ easel(?) can't tell the others are supposed to be
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>17141334 >>17141306 /y/ is cum
/hm/ is a tiny dick
/g/ is the genoo logo
/pol/ is a swastika
Anonymous
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Played this a long time ago. Someone mentioned it was starting again the other day. If I have the time I'm going to join up with my fellow horsefuckers.
Anonymous
I hate the /mlp/ one, it's too perfect, especially when you put it next to the others. It's not like it's the fucking Palm Jumeirah of 4chan. Infact it's more like Ivory Coast.
Anonymous
>>17141346 >>17141334 what is /b/?
>mfw it's a cancer tumor Anonymous
>>17141360 /mlp/ is more cancer to 4chan than /b/ is.
alcoholicorn !zcruYyYs2Q
>>17141355 I preferred the old version of our island which was a slightly more abstract pone made from several small islands. But whatever. We at least have a lot of real estate compared to some boards.
Anonymous
>>17141216 what's goin on with those pyramids near /x/?
/int/
>>17141374 I still don't get it though. You are a containment board to moot, other boards, and yourselves included. Why do you get such a nice treatment? Because Minecraft and ponies are both as autistic as each other? According to who?
Anonymous
>>17141216 god damn it. and i might be going to jail tomorrow :/
alcoholicorn !zcruYyYs2Q
>>17141431 Maybe it's because we keep crushing everyone.
>>17141417 Dunno, but I plan to have a look when the server is up.
/int/erboardal
>>17141461 Literally what.
/int/erboardal
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>>17141493 Well shouldn't you get a smaller island for that same reason?
Anonymous
>>17141494 i missed a important deadline and might be arrested tomorrow. didn't know the damn place wasclose on the weekend.
Anonymous
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>>17141431 Don't ask me to be honest I expecting a fucking shitty 1X1 island for /mlp/
>Because Minecraft and ponies are both as autistic as each other? maybe
Anonymous
Lemmie ask the important question - where can I download the map for single player?
/int/erboardal
>>17141536 You probably don't
Anonymous
>>17141431 Have you noticed how /mlp/ is literally surrounded by the boards that hate us the most?
/int/erboardal
>>17141577 Well then why the fuck are they winning so much
And anyways everyone hates you.
Anonymous
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>>17141551 I was able to download the MKII iteration, I'm sure mapfag will provide.
Anonymous
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>>17141595 /mlp/ - Turns out it's much harder to beat a live horse.
Anonymous
>>17141577 /VG/ are retards from middle school that may be the most hated cancer on 4chan. they hate everyone. /V/ does care about us, and we make up a good majority of /CO/. so WTF are you talking about?
/int/erboardal
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>>17141648 /v/ and /co/ don't want to admit they both want you.
Anonymous
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>>17141648 Heh... maybe an annexation is in order
As for "most hated" I find that implausible. /vg/ may have the problems we associate with /v/, sure, but I think there are greater evils than /vg/. Like, say, /v/.
alcoholicorn !zcruYyYs2Q
>>17141595 Remember that time we brought 4chan to its knees until they gave us our own board?
>>17141536 This might not happen so as to keep the island coordinates under wraps.
/int/erboardal
>>17141697 im actually a newfag shut up Anonymous
>>17141595 >Well then why the fuck are they winning so much 1. Numbers
We're still in the top ten most active boards
2. Autism
Minecraft is practically designed for autistic people. We have a massive advantage over normalfag boards.
3. Persecution complex
/mlp/ is always trying to prove itself to other boards. It's also a ton of fun to watch people get super butthurt over tiny magic horses.
Anonymous
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>>17141707 It's okay, we all were at one point. Anonymous
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>>17141507 Need to know more intensifies
/int/erboardal
>>17141726 It seems to me that /mlp/ isn't that active anymore though. I have only been here since August last year and I can see it.
The Harbinger
>>17141726 INB4 civil war between mane six prefectures. raraite invade dash fags. fluttebutts get butter hurt. and ajenese farm apples. twi fags only ones fighting. i need a moon butt skin for this war.
Anonymous
>>17141774 A-Day lost us a lot of good faggots. We will not see their like again.
alcoholicorn !zcruYyYs2Q
>>17141787 We've been lucky to never be the victim of internal struggles whereas other boards have this problem a lot.
Anonymous
/int/erboardal
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>>17141790 I'm going to quote my friend from Risk (the risk here, not /b/ or /int/) on this one.
"mods=bundle of sticks"
-Khazastan
i wish for a risk thread but not now because sleep.
Anonymous
>>17141811 Lurk until you've learned our history better.
/int/erboardal
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>>17141843 Is it the scruffpocalypse brcause that was basically the death of /mlp/
Anonymous
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stop posting this most of /mlp/ are not going to participe
Anonymous
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>>17141806 Maybe it's because we all have one thing in common; We want to cum inside rainbow dash
Anonymous
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>>17141216 >putting /mlp/ near /vf/ & /v/ Oshit nigger what are you doing?
The Harbinger
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>>17141216 remeber faggots. rember the we had M.A.larson cum on the board and pinkie's ass which went in to his ass, then mouth, then fire. may we all unite under the banner that FAUST where's own cum stained scarf.
Anonymous
Will /mlp/ once again prove that it has the most fighting spirit and autism?
Anonymous
>>17141216 Is anyone here on the server now?
Anonymous
>>17141972 no, please see
>>17139650 we have more serious business like horse pussy
Anonymous
Haven't played Minecraft for ages. Hope I don't drop spaghetti everywhere if I'm asked questions and end up being denied.
alcoholicorn !zcruYyYs2Q
>>17141993 The server up at
4craft.us right now is just a dummy server with some folks fucking around. I think we have a few people there.
We have an /mlp/ channel on the teamspeak (also
4craft.us ) as well
>>17141999 /v/ basically lost their minds when we razed their volcano base. In order to protect themselves from the reality that we beat them they had a sort of collective hallucination that involved a combination of:
>/mlp/ hacked to find them >mods teleported /mlp/ to their base >mods told /mlp/ coords of the base >mods spawned diamond armor and weapons for /mlp/ forces >mods created a secret cache of diamond blocks hidden deep beneath /mlp/ island (some /v/irgins actually believe this Usually at least one brand new layer of contradictory make-believe is added every time the story is recalled
>>17142038 If you browse this board regularly and watch the show you'll have no problem
Anonymous
>>17141306 don't forget the horsecock on /mlp/ island
Anonymous
>>17142080 exactly
if we lose
>lol eat shit stupid horsefuckers xD and if we win again
>fucking horsefuckers they cheated again! the only wining move is not playing
Anonymous
>>17142081 shit i just noticed, that mapfag removed it
:c alcoholicorn !zcruYyYs2Q
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>>17142139 The only winning move is winning
The Harbinger
>>17142080 whats the passworD?
Anonymous
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>>17142139 >implying seeing people get this anal devastated isnt hilarious alcoholicorn !zcruYyYs2Q
>>17142165 It's open for the time being. When we get most people in-game it will have a pw
Anonymous
I found the perfect place for /mlp/'s capital.
The Harbinger
>>17142195 logged on. can't move. need /reg password bs shits
alcoholicorn !zcruYyYs2Q
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>>17142212 You type /register (your password) (your password again)
It's to lock your name with the server
Anonymous
>>17142211 Why don't we
cum inside? Anonymous
>>17142252 it's an underground city
surrounded in lava
The hot, secret city of Iwanttocuminsiderainbowdash
Anonymous
>>17141216 Too laggy for me. Couldn't find /mlp/. I'll come back to this when all this stuff gets sorted out cause I hear factions aren't even working yet.
Anonymous
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>>17142269 Read the thread idiot, the real server doesn't start until tomorrow
Anonymous
>>17142265 >>17142252 >>17142211 I don't have minecraft because "I don't know", but a friend of mine does have it. Does the ass area have trees? Like a lot of them?
Put the entrance to the IWTCIRD city under a tree. Don't keep the place lit but instead have the markers to the area surrounded by symbols similar to /k/'s routine seen here.
alcoholicorn !zcruYyYs2Q
>>17142345 We won't know until tomorrow the exact terrain of our island. I don't want to post any concrete plans in the thread but a few of us are chatting about it in the Teamspeak
Anonymous
>>17142387 Speaking of concrete plans, is there a game out there that features decent basebuilding, gunplay, and veehickels? Also hugeass maps.
>inb4 Arma 2 >inb4 Rust >inb4 Garrysmod >inb4 inb4s alcoholicorn !zcruYyYs2Q
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>>17142431 If someone set up a 4chan server for any of those I'd play in it. Though I find Rust a little boring honestly
Anonymous
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>>17142431 >Garry's Mod Hello?
Anonymous
>>17142387 Wait what's the teamspeak?
Worgeral
Anonymous
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>Pirate friendly Thanks, but I'd rather not fight against an unending horde of cheatbots
Anonymous
Kill yourself op. You already said there won't be any /mlp/ mods, so there's no point in playing when /v/ comes along and gets their 'ebin revenj :^)' by destroying everything.
Worgeral
>>17142570 Have you seen /v/ leadership yet?
Anonymous
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Teamspeak is full. Who's idea was it to use teamspeak anyway.
swed1shf1sh
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Okay, I might be coming back, since I've been in every iteration, but last time was an embarrassing failure. I want to make sure we don't have a repeat of last time. Unfortunately, the 4craft teamspeak appears to be full. Is anyone in the Steam chat?
Anonymous
>>17142583 No but it hardly matters when we have such a clear disadvantage. Give mods or go home
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>17142080 I'm guessing the initial test to get in the /mlp/ faction is to keep /v/ spies out?
Worgeral
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>>17142613 /v/ has little to no orginisation and will likely split into several splinter factions
alcoholicorn !zcruYyYs2Q
swed1shf1sh
>>17142685 How do we plan on keeping underage kiddies out? Voice test on TS?
Anonymous
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>>17142719 let me in, i'm of age, i swear on me mum
Anonymous
What if I want to be on another board? Is there a steam group for /int/?
Anonymous
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>>17142719 one can fake a voice, silly
Anonymous
>>17141216 I refuse to believe we actually managed to get out island into a horse shape.
alcoholicorn !zcruYyYs2Q
Anonymous
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>>17142785 The entire map was made with a map editor.
Anonymous
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>>17142785 It actually had a huge cock in one version
Anonymous
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Join steam group you lazy fucks, we should win.
Anonymous
>>17141216 >[s4s] is the only board that like us. >is far away near /b/ and /pol/ well shit.
Anonymous
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>>17142990 They could bunk with us.
Worgeral
Anonymous
>>17141216 This was fun when it happened the first time last year. I'd love to jump on board again but I don't think I have the time.
Anonymous
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>>17143043 Jesus fucking christ, you sure you want to put that where practically anyone could see it?
Anonymous
>>17143043 seriously, we should abandon our island a the very beginning before every single board come to destroy everything.
The question is, where do we go first?
Anonymous
>>17143232 we should join other boars and spy/saboteur them
like the last time
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>17141216 Yo, drummr56 here, will do it one last time
Anonymous
>>17143176 It's still a week until live.
Anonymous
>>17143671 Oh cool. Then I might be able to join by then.
Worgeral
>>17143707 Beta is tommorow though
The Harbinger
>>17143721 beta started in 10 min.
also APB for dark oak saps. there is a plan.
alcoholicorn !zcruYyYs2Q
Anonymous
>>17141216 >Mon April 6 Wouldn't Monday be the 7th?
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlp2014craft Are you really gonna let that drhorrorshow fag control the steam? Do you even know who he is or if he's trustworthy? Because I can't help but think he's just a fag trying to gain fame and authority by owning a group.
alcoholicorn !zcruYyYs2Q
>>17144461 He's just the guy that made the group. If he turns out to be a fag, we'll make a new group. I've got admin of the TS channel and in-game so he can't really damage anything.
Anonymous
>>17144530 Alright. Just figured it would be better for YOU to be in unchallenged control of the group.
alcoholicorn !zcruYyYs2Q
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>>17144568 Once we get in-game and get a concrete head count, I can make a new group that we'll use instead. Beta will give us time to get these kind of things organized.
Anonymous
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i want in, what do?
Anonymous
so i get that 4craft is completely vanilla, but is it possible to have a separate variation that runs mods or modpacks?
The Harbinger
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>>17144814 >being this fucking retrd Anonymous
>>17144814 I don't blame you for your interest, sure, but I don't think you've thought this through.
No matter which mods are used, if it has a direct impact on gameplay rather than just being aesthetic, 4chan is gonna abuse it to hell and back.
I mean, let's take something basic here. Industrialcraft is out of date, it's a piece of shit, but everyone knows it so let's take it for demonstration purposes. Let's assume the map's been regenned to add the ores from the mod. Add 4chan.
Now, ask youself: What could possibly go wrong?
Anonymous
>>17144814 Are you talking about like mini map addons? I think they are allowing a few of those
Anonymous
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>>17145188 You won't get b& for it anyway
Anonymous
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Anthuny calls dibs on being in charge of farming.
Anonymous
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Sounds fun, whats needed to join my horsefuckers, like how much time is needed/what will it take to be accepted?
Anonymous
>that fucking /v/ thread They're going to implode into a civil war before we have a chance to get a shot in ourselves.
Anonymous
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>>17145020 >thats kind of the point alcoholicorn !zcruYyYs2Q
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>>17145308 I laned against Jammku the other day. He sucks at Yasou mid.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>17142345 I was once working on a form of alphabet for use in minecraft that simplified every letter to at most a 3x3 area. I originally made it for a typography class and made each letter on the side of a rubik's cube.
It's kind of shitty but I just thought I'd share. I've used variations on minecraft servers before. This is the original and not ideal.
Anonymous
Hi /mlp/. What is your stance on /lgbt/?
Anonymous
>>17145624 >Purple Tinker >Chatoyance I don't know anon, what do you think?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>17145664 S-so you will leave me alone? I am the only /lgbt/ member.
Anonymous
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>>17145624 Pretty good.
We do have a few idiots who decided that because there are a few incredibly annoying trannies in the fandom then we hate all trannies for some asinine reason. *cough*
>>17145664 *cough* but otherwise no real issue.
Anonymous
I'm joining if someone finds me a decent torrent. What can I do, I'm poor.
Anonymous
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>>17141216 Is there a place I can download this map just to explore it for fun?
alcoholicorn !zcruYyYs2Q
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>>17145698 >>17145624 No one will kill you if you announce yourself first.
Anonymous
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I really want to go /ck/ on this, but there is literally no one else wanted to play as /ck/. I'm tempted to join /mlp/ just so I'll have someone to play with.
Anonymous
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>>17145753 Nevermind, I'm a fucking retard. There is a pirate guide for dummies.
Anonymous
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if I played I would only farm in a huge underground complex. sadly I probably wouldn't be able to join /mlp/
Anonymous
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>>17141371 You clearly haven't seen current /b/.
/mlp/ is like a benign tumor in comparison.
Anonymous
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Is there something I actually have to install other then minecraft?
Anonymous
>>17141216 Okay okay so dont get mad or anything but since im a poor faggot with a horrible PC
is there some sort of xbox version for all of this? Anonymous
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>>17146512 >is there some sort of xbox version for all of this? Anonymous
>>17146512 Are you fucking kidding me? How can you not run minecraft, what the fuck?
Anonymous
>>17146629 Actually, Minecraft is pretty demanding.
The Harbinger
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it's called otifne. i have a 3 year olde $3 acer laptop.... no issues.
Anonymous
>>17141216 fucking brutal dude :D
Anonymous
alcoholicorn !zcruYyYs2Q
Anonymous
>>17146667 I did not know that. It works perfectly fine on my 8500GT (which is terrible).
Anonymous
>>17146822 >>17146843 >not getting le irony kill you'reselves
Anonymous
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>>17146854 Ironic shitpost is still shitpost
Anonymous
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>>17146854 Hard to see the irony in that.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>17146964 Permadeath. I'm asking if you're banned from the server when you die.
Anonymous
>Can't decide between /x/, /pol/ and /mlp/
Anonymous
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>>17147069 Join the winning team.
That's us Anonymous
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>>17147068 No, you respawn at your faction home.
>>17147069 >can't decide Not a real horsefucker then are you?
Anonymous
>>17147069 Always trust in /mlp/ brother
Anonymous
>>17147069 Would you rather be with a bunch of xenophobic racists who believe in tulpas and astral projections or /x/ and /pol/?
/mlp/ all the way.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>17146847 It's more CPU load than GPU.
Anonymous
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>>17147191 nor/mlp/hags
ani/mlp/huckers
Anonymous
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>>17147186 Post of the day right there! My sides.
Anonymous
HORSEFUCKERS GO HOME. Nobody likes you, not /pol/, /v/, /b/ or even /co/ You're scum to all.
Anonymous
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>>17147811 >mfw the butthurt is already beginning Anonymous
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>>17147811 We are home.
This is our board.
Anonymous
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>>17147811 It's like telling a nigger to go home in africa
Anonymous
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>>17141507 Well, it's good to know the law takes a break for the weekend. Shit nigga, Imma plan a buncha robberies next weekend.
Anonymous
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I spend most of my time on this site on /mlp/, but I'm considering going for /v/, /tv/ or /x/
Anonymous
>mfw I own Minecraft, but don't have a pc to play it on. >mfw I will never get to play with my fellow horsefuckers. >mfw Oh well, guess il go finish Dark Souls 2 for the fourth time... ;_;
Anonymous
>>17148586 I don't have minecraft but I do have a bretty gud setup.
Maybe I can carry the flag for you.
Anonymous
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>>17142149 It's okay, Mr.man, we can rebuild it.
>tfw it represents /mlp/ getting castrated when /mlp/ got scruffed Anonymous
>tfw your username in Minecraft is too cancerous to ever play multiplayer
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>17149423 You can do that?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Okay, I want to join /mlp/ for this, but I don't want my friends to know how massive of a horsefucking faggot I am and don't want them to see me joining the group what do?
Anonymous
>>17149050 Honestly, I would be willing to just give you the account to keep. I can't really see myself using it much (if at all) and don't intend on playing pc when I get one anyway.
I'm going to sleep now as I have work tomorrow, but once I have made sure it is clear of any sensitive info I would be happy to pass it on to you. Gimme a email or something and il get back to you. This thread will probably be kill by the time I'm back.
Anonymous
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>>17149402 the entire server is cancer, you'll fit right in
Anonymous
>>17149474 I don't know, I haven't been following or even having it installed Minecraft for ~2 years.
Anonymous
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>>17149514 >I haven't been following Minecraft or even having it installed for ~2 years. fuck I'm retarded sometimes
Anonymous
>>17149476 Stop being a fucking pussy?
Or just make a new steam account.
Anonymous
>>17149665 >stop being a pussy >actually implying hiding my powerlevel is being a pussy I do have irl friends and family on steam, you colossal faggot. There's a good reason for me to not want to join a group with
>You nned to fuck the horse pussy, anon as the avatar. Not to mention the whole liking a cartoon for little girls thing.
alcoholicorn !zcruYyYs2Q
>>17149710 Get in touch with us in-game tomorrow when the beta server is up and we can sort you out
>>17149483 Here. I have some Steam Keys if you are something back.
Anonymous
>>17149763 so are you the guy we're supposed to let sort us out? or are we going to have multiple leaders?
what's the plan of action?
Anonymous
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Anyone have screenshots of old incarnations of 4craft? I remember a beautiful Cloudsdale and other constuction. Would be great seeing them again.
alcoholicorn !zcruYyYs2Q
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>>17149807 drhorrorshow and I are running things until we get stabilized. If the majority of the faction decides later to elect someone else, it will be that person.
Anonymous
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>>17149789 Will do. Don't worry about it. Giving is enough to keep me happy, I'm into that whole positive vibe shit.
Anonymous
>>17149763 Alright, awesome. I also haven't played autismcraft in like, a year and a half. I'll be on sometime after 4:30. I think my timezone is eastern? I live in Toronto, so there's that. -500 and it's 9:57pm now.
I am so shit with timezones.
/mlp/
I would totally join in but I have a fourteen-year-old computer that can't do shit because it's PROCESSOR is maxed with only firefox running. In order to play Minecraft I have to use version 1.2.3 with spartan settings in Optifine. So yeah. Also who's using the mine little pony mod, and with what skins?
Lunamann
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>>17150064 Ignore name being "/mlp/", I was crossboarding.
alcoholicorn !zcruYyYs2Q
>>17150039 Yes, and this goes for everyone. Right now we are corresponding in four places:
>this thread >steam group >teamspeak (4craft.us ) PW: The ________ of Trottingham >test server (just fags fucking around until tomorrow) If you haven't been able to make contact through any of those avenues, log into the server tomorrow when the beta goes live and you can get an invite to the faction and a TP to the /mlp/ island. You haven't missed anything yet.
>>17150064 I loved that mod but it hasn't been updated for 1.7.5.
Anonymous
>>17150118 >PW: The ________ of Trottingham what's the ________ part?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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So I added both steam groups what happens now?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>17150118 Who is /mlp/ allied with?
Lunamann
>>17150118 >hasn't been updated Oh come on. Can we use the old version in 1.7.5? If not, can someone make us a version that works?
Anonymous
alcoholicorn !zcruYyYs2Q
>>17150187 No but they are supposedly working on it. It was really perfect for this.
Anonymous
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So when do I get the questions?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>17150182 Look on the steampage there is a discussion about that
Anonymous
>>17150118 Could you remove the /co/ part on the allies and pacts page, we wish to have no alliances with you.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>17150219 with /po/ on the oppistie side we can "squeeze" others.
Anonymous
So I just made a new steam account, for the same reasons as
>>17149710 , but it won't let me into the chat without having any games in my library. Are there any free games out there I can grab?
Anonymous
>>17150845 >Completely ignoring TF2 Are you new to the internet or something?
Anonymous
I am interested and have played minecraft on a cracked version, but it's outdated and I do not have money. Does anyone have a torrent for the poorfags?
Anonymous
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>>17150913 Oh fuck. TF2. I suck cocks.
It's been fucking years since I've played that game; I forgot it was free.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>17151123 I'm voting legs.
>Furthest back in corner, therefore defensible >Proximity to water for farmers >Between legs area can be set up as a port Anonymous
>>17151123 why would it matter? skybases are the only moderately defendable bases there are, and we can make them over anything
Anonymous
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>>17151401 but the eyes have mountiansaround and we have room to retreat from.
Anonymous
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>>17151515 WRONG!. it's hard o hit people on the ground there for they can rush and surround you and stop you from leaving.
Dauntless
>>17142080 I was one of the officers of the original 4craft. From beginning to end I was there.
The history of us in that original 4craft is generally as follows
>getting shrekd all night long by every faction for first 3 days >mostly /v/ and /vg/ >try building underground base >get shreked when they come up through mine >We come up with the brilliant idea to make a fortress above the clouds shaped like clouds and made out of snow >We called it Cloudsdale >/v/ and /vg/ come to shrek our old underground base >they walk up to the entrance which was below the new base >we lean over the edge of the clouds watching their movements >too focused on looking for nametags undergound the horde never bothers to look up >it was time >time to choose whether to wait for their numbers to leave or to attack back >we quickly decide and all jump off of the cloud base in unison, falling into a pool of water behind their attack force >some remain on top and volley arrows >we caught them from behind and killed the entire group >they never knew where we had jumped from because the fort was hidden above the clouds >they continued to try and attack our underground base thinking that was where we had come out of >it took nearly 6 attacks on our "base" for them to realize that we were actually in the sky >but by then we were too powerful for them to reach >pic related is of original Cloudsdale To be continued?
Anonymous
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About the islands. /mlp/ island is gorgeous /b/ island is pretty well made... They are Mordor. But I think /k/ is meaning serious business, an Island surrounded by mountains and a well protected lake inside their base. And no, I dont have minecraft.
The Harbinger
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/co/ has agreed to a cease fire. they won't ally but they won't engage us either.
Anonymous
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>>17151621 Thats a beoyifol base.
it reminds me of the Greek Pantheon.
So you will make bases, Greek style?
That will show that /mlp/ got more class than the other boards.
Anonymous
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>>17150182 /k/ is hella cool. I like /k/. Let's team up with /k/.
Dauntless
>>17151621 >With our newly acquired armor from the attack parties we killed we began to attack the surrounding islands >/g/, /x/, /wsg/, and other smaller boards were burned to the ground >meanwhile /v/ was getting frustrated with their inability to reach /mlp/ >in a desperate grab for resources they attack the peaceful /tg/ >/tg/ had spent the entire game digging out their island which had an abnormally high number of resources and they had been calling themselves Dwarves >Their leadership was based on an executive and legislative branch in which the legislative was represented by a council of 7 and the executive by single chancellor >With /tg/ under attack by /v/ and their lack of fighting skills despite their rescources, they paid a faction known as /asf/ to defend them >/asf/ warded off /v/ for one day >the next day /v/ outbid the contract for /asf/ leaving /tg/ helpless >the chancellor had to act fast and go around his legislative by making an informal treaty without their approval due to a lack of time >a treaty with the only faction willing to fight /v/ >a treaty with /mlp/ >just as /v/ began their assault /mlp/ came in over the hill wearing their fully enchanted diamond armor >/mlp/ pushed back /v/ all the way to the /v/olcano and saved /tg/ >/tg/ /mlp/ /sci/ and /lit/ (who were already existing but useless allies of /tg/ due to their passive nature) became the Glorious Alliance >But now that the threat was over the treaty had to be approved by the council Anonymous
So who are our enemies in this? /b/ is a given right?
Dauntless
>>17151886 >none of the councilmembers had been present during our defense of /tg/ and many other members of /tg/ had not been present >the division between those who were for or against the alliance caused a civil war within /tg/ >eventually a personal appeal from the leader of /sci/ who wrote a paragraph about how we had defended /tg/ in their time of need allowed the alliance to pass >/v/ got mad and deiced to officially ally with /fit/, /x/, and /vg/ >at this point the server was reset and the map was turned back to a blank canvas >as per plan we built our new cloudsdale on /tg/ island >a floating fortress made of quartz and snow above a lake made of ice >surrounded by a wall built by us and /tg/ that went as high as the skybox >it was beatiful >in order to supply the insane amount of quartz blocks needed to make the fortress we ensalved /wsg/ >they were required to give us a certain quota of quartz daily >we ruled the server >we ran the show >we were the top of the world Pic related is of the final base
Anonymous
>>17151945 /b/ is inevitably going to be preoccupied with civil war and building swastikas and/or giant penises.
Anonymous
>>17152088 Yeah probably, so who are our real enemies gonna be then?
/v/?
/vg/?
As a cross boarder I wonder what our relationship will be with /r9k/
Anonymous
>>17152167 /r9k/ hates /mlp/ for shitposting, I think.
Passive at first to see how things go?
Also /v/ may be back with a vengeance this year.
Official steam group says /v/ /fit/ and /int/ are kill on sight.
Anonymous
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yall niggers get on the damn steam thread.
Anonymous
>>17152332 /int/ really?
okay then, I'm a first timer here and I'm trying to figure out how this circle jerk is gonna go.
I usually just focus on food wood and ore on these team things
Anonymous
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K so I is stupid. I don't play minecraft (even though I have the game for mac) and got a few questions. 1. What do I need to download to participate (besides the game itself): addons/team speak etc 2. Do I need to be good at minecraft? (All I ever played was XBOX craft AKA megaBK craft.
Anonymous
>>17152501 /int/ is allied with /pol/, therefore enemy.
Join me in the Miner/Harvester team then.
It's one of the more low-stress positions.
Anonymous
>>17152700 Alright, cool.
So is it better to fish and hunt for food or risk grief by farming?
I've played 8v8v8v8 team survival and every time I set a farm up They'd run in take everything and blow it up.
It seems easier to get food that way but I don't know how you guys want to do it and how quickly it goes to shit.
Anonymous
>>17152854 Farming/breeding at first I would say.
Ultimately the best way to get resources is by diplomacy and conquest, though.
Anonymous
Man I really hope this event brings in more art than last year's.
Anonymous
Anyone want to make propaganda posters?
Anonymous
>>17152700 /pol/ has always been tsundere for /mlp/ along with /k/.
Anonymous
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>>17152922 There's a posterfig from the 4CC threads. He could definitely bring more fun in here.
>>17152931 Don't forget /toy/.
Anonymous
>>17152913 >>17152922 I have some art from last year, I'll post it
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>17152894 Alright, it's just the beta so it's just a quick practice run for the real thing anyway.
>inb4 /v/ attacks us during the season finale Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>17153011 you have the 'This mare is your friend' ones?
Anonymous
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Is the server down right now for anyone else?
alcoholicorn !zcruYyYs2Q
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>>17152854 We're going to protect the farms, don't worry
Anonymous
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>>17153045 We all know /v/ would rather kill themselves
first than even think about killing their one true love
us Anonymous
>>17152922 the following ponification posters would be great, we could be the soviet ponies against the nazi
1/3 'Long live the gunners of the Red Army!'
Anonymous
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Is the unholy /mlpol/ alliance confirmed?
Anonymous
>>17153087 Yeah I was actually thinking of "Not One Step Back" style posters because of our location
Anonymous
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>>17153087 2/3 'Red Army's broom will sweep the enemy out'
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>17153108 3/3 'Death to the Fashist-German invaders'
i'll post different ones soon, more like this one
>>17153108 Anonymous
alcoholicorn !zcruYyYs2Q
Anonymous
Why not poster with Luna/Celestia/Chry/Discord/Sombra/NMM/Mane 6 coming together against the greater evil? Seeing that everyone here has a favorite of one of those, that poster would be pretty symbolic right? right? (hides and waits for anger)
Anonymous
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>>17153516 You sick bastard.
I like it. Anonymous
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>>17153516 We're gonna need a more dedicated drawfag for that
Anonymous
Anonymous
Guys I dont know whether to fight for the glorious 4riech and hiel fuhrer all while building giant swastikas or pillage /v/ with horsebros.....
help
>>17153612 Pretty much like /biz/, an unincorporated territory of /pol/
Also /pol/ already has a government, economy, currency, and schematics for the island set up
Anonymous
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>>17153633 i forgot my image.
its too kek worthy to not post.
Anonymous
>>17153633 Stay with /pol/
So you can press for a treaty with us
Pink Pixel Pony
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I think i cannot join this time since my internet is kill.
Anonymous
>>17153689 Or I can shill for you!
but then again /k/ does have 5 times the amount of players as /mlp/
and has a truce with everyone
be warned, /pol/ plans dastardly things!
Anonymous
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>bought minecraft around the same time the show started airing >mfw my IGN is something along the lines of XxDJ_Pon3xX I can't play multiplayer with people out of embarrassment.
Anonymous
How do I join the steam group?
Anonymous
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I have been kicked from the steam group. Why?
Anonymous
>>17153737 They're /pol/ we know this.
/k/ having 5 times the amount of players i did not know about.
also, /k/ being allied with everyone is a bit ironic
Anonymous
>>17153812 >>>/v/238640836 check it
/k/ only has like 350 though and /mlp/ has at most 75. not 5 times but almost.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Does our island paradice have a flag? Or a national anthem?
Anonymous
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>>17153913 Pic related is our flag.
National anthem is >rape
Anonymous
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>>17153913 O'er azure skies
And emerald plains
Where freedom and justice prevail
With courage and strength
We'll fight to the end
For liberty in our land
Anonymous
>>17153894 >Get ready to raid horsefucker island Oh boy!
Anonymous
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Couple of questions. 1. How to get invite to steam group? 2. when will server be up?
Anonymous
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>>17154110 lel theyre all scrubs
Anonymous
>>17153812 Like I said before, /k/ is an amenaze.
Just think about it, a well defended island-fortress, lotza of /k/ommandos and lotza of guns.
They can oblivierate anyone on their way in war.
However, they dont.
They are just there, waiting for the right moment; like sharpshooters seeing how their enemies kill eachother, and when one side ends victory, but weak. BAM; lead in their heads.
/mlp/, Be aware of the gun guys; have them as allies; prevent a bretray.
Is /mlp/ strong enough to resist a /k/ attack?
Or even fight back?
Anonymous
>>17154166 Allies: /a/, /tg/, /asf/,
Truce: /mlp/
Enemies: Kebab
(from /k/ group)
You forget that half of /k/ is closet horsefuckers
we need to worry about /v/ really
Anonymous
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>>17154206 So... /v/ stands a menaze too?
I think they are a bunch of scrubs...
But maybe they can become a bunch of organizated noobs.
Anyways, if those idiots couldnt guess our base were in the skies, and not in the underground; we shouldnt be worried, Right!
....
.
Right?
Anonymous
>>17153894 /mlp/ has the highest concentration of autists though.
In Minecraft, 1 dedicated autist is worth the strength of 20 normalfags.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>17154242 thats why well win
i should stage false flag attacks on /v/ to get /pol/ to kill them
Pink Pixel Pony
>>17154206 Lol they are only strong in a group. We need to be organized aswell. Horses should be smart enough to kill some /v/irgins without any proper skill
Anonymous
>>17154296 /v/ will probably just kill themselves anyway
first things first though is we need to make a shaft in the islands rear with a single sign that says "cum inside"
Anonymous
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>>17154345 /b/ would kill themselves. /v/ has power in numbers, though we probably have a bunch of horsefuckers in them anyway
Anonymous
Do we have to use teamspeak to be accepted in?
Anonymous
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server is up.
use direct connect.
4craft.us you need to type /register password password right when you get in
Anonymous
Yo fellow horsefucker lost on /b/ Can I get cords to the promised land?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>17154592 There's no invite required for the steam group
Teamspeak is not required
BobmuhBiscuit MC SUN GOD
>/v/ getting butthurt /mlp/ looks like a pony MAXIMUM FUCKING OVERHUE
Anonymous
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>>17154642 >Membership by invite only Anonymous
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>>17154668 How else are they going to fight with a raging boner from looking at our island?
Anonymous
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>>17154559 Currently lost on ocean
Can someone give me some cords?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>17154898 Just go southwest and you'll reach it eventually.
I got to int before I starved to death though.
Fuckin lag means you can't get anywhere.
Anonymous
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>>17141216 Just to clarify,
South is at the bottom of this pic?
/mlp/ is at the southeasternest point right?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>17155136 All in less than 2 hours. Horsefuckers will dominate.
Anonymous
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I will join in like 5 hours.. Stay strong until then
Anonymous
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How the hell do I find my way from the spawn to our island. Also, I can't join the steam group because it's invite only.
Anonymous
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how can i join the /mlp/ faction? also I cant join the steam group
Anpnymous
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I wish to be the little pony
Anonymous
ded game rip in peace its all over
Anonymous
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I'm almost there Just landed on /co/ You guys aren't gonna kill me on site are you?
Anonymous
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>>17155359 We are already dead?
Anonymous
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>>17155145 10/10 would lose job for
Anonymous
After a long journey, I set foot on ponyland. Will probably starve to death soon though.
Anonymous
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>>17152014 >ran the joint >got wrekt by 6 heroes from /a/ >under constant attack from /a/nons they ruined their skybase, encasing it in glass >brave /a/nons TNT'd the skybase to get in >/mlp/ build a waterpond to prevent TNT incursions >signs all over /mlp/ warning members to not fight /a/nons and to instead hide inside inner sanctum >Despite watershield /a/ heroes TNT a Wither into the base from 20 chunks away destroying the entire of equestria It was fun gents and it was all because deathtrap shit talked and belaldur was incompetent
Anonymous
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>>17155497 eat your shit and drink your urine. You will serve your stomach only the healthiest thing: You.
Anonymous
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>>17155497 scratch that, I was killed by a player
Anonymous
How are people shouting in game? I keep trying to type /shout but it keeps telling me i don't have permission for that command
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>17142080 >/mlp/ hacked to find them >mods teleported /mlp/ to their base >mods told /mlp/ coords of the base >mods spawned diamond armor and weapons for /mlp/ forces >mods created a secret cache of diamond blocks hidden deep beneath /mlp/ island (some /v/irgins actually believe this But some of these are actually true
1) /mlp/ did get creative and spawned themselves gear, however Dreadger had it destroyed (Some may have been used)
2) mapfag DID store diamond blocks on /mlp/ however I don't think anyone realized and we only found it later on when fixing the map for later releases/
3) /v/'s base was found by a hero travelling through the nether
4) /v/ were platinum mad
Anonymous
>>17155566 I'm terribly new to multiplayer minecraft, could someone break it down for me into baby steps how to join the /mlp/ faction? I still don't really understand.
Anonymous
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Fuck I got killed on mlp by mlp wtf guys?
Anonymous
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>>17155642 Same here I tried to reply to the question he gave me but It keeps saying
<player not found>
Anonymous
I am the same as well, I've been trying to get some help getting started. I've already joined both Steam groups.
Anonymous
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I died, how can I get to /mlp/ island?
Anonymous
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Don't fuck it up, /mlp/. That way we might get some /mlp/-tan OC.
Anonymous
>>17155699 how did you join the mlp group?
Anonymous
>>17155842 I opened up Steam then
>Community-->Home >Searched "/mlp/2014craft" >Joined the group You should probably join the 4craft group if you haven't already.
Anonymous
>>17155883 But I see it as "Membership by invite only"
Anonymous
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>>17155906 Yeah, I think that's how it works. I don't know, I'm one of the guys trying to figure out how to even get onto the server. Seriously? How do I do that without a server IP and address?
/int/erboardal !!CF5RAcbytUQ
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>tfw no Risk thread to play with true friends it hurts my pony loving brothers
Anonymous
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So I haven't been around in any real form since EqG, and I have never really messed around with mine craft. would you still want me?
Anonymous
Do we have a leader and a plan for when the server goes live for real? We need someone like Dredger to channel our collective horsefucker autism.
Anonymous
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>>17156016 Dreadger is Dead, he got rump rustled by /a/ into ragequitting any and all 4craft related items for life.
Anonymous
Are any other boards taking this seriously? I'm torn between /mlp/, /x/ and /pol/
Anonymous
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>>17156125 If you want challenge and rush of being the #1 target, join /mlp/.
If you want to play it safe, join other boards.
Anonymous
Okay, I found the server, but how to I get the the /mlp/ island? I think I'm spawning in the /b/ area but I am unable to move away. What should I do?
Anonymous
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>>17156137 How would I create a "server side account"?
Anonymous
Guys haven't played minecraft for ages and never cared about multiplayer much. I've built quite peculiar traps and devices in my days though, made a whole multilevel labyrinth filled with jumping puzzles, traps and even an arena. Are pistons available on the server? Especially sticky pistons... Is lava available and does it actually hurt?
Anonymous
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Oh wait, there we go, now how do I spawn at /mlp/?
Anonymous
>>17156166 >Is lava available and does it actually hurt? Really?
Anonymous
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>>17156202 Yes really. Because as far as I know on some servers its flow is disabled and on some it's damage is nerfed or items to fight it are widely available.
What's the point in a lava-door if you don't burn while just barging through it?
Anonymous
>>17154206 We already have enough spies in /v/ to completely sabotage anything they try to do, I just don't think we'll be able to use /tg/ this time since half of them are going to be opposed to us from the start.
Anonymous
>>17156228 >using spies absolutely disgusting
Anonymous
>>17156241 It works so who cares?
Anonymous
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How to I join the faction? I've joined the Steam group but I can't seem to exit the spawn area.
Anonymous
>>17156245 Way to take the most boring way to kill the server spergerson
Anonymous
>>17156259 /a/ is also doing it.
Nobody cares.
Anonymous
>>17156272 >/a/ >needing spies 10/10
Our faction is half ex-/mlp/ people anyway, the ones who weren't buttflustered at least
Anonymous
>>17156259 Who cares? The whole point is to grief the shit out of everyone who's not your board until they quit.
Anonymous
>>17156277 I'm not even playing myself, I hate playing minecraft. I'm just collecting intel.
Besides, everybody is against /mlp/ so I don't see the problem on them using spies. Evens it out.
On another terms, /a/ is my main board so even if /mlp/ loses and /a/ wins, I lose nothing.
I supposer /mlp/ over /a/ because of drama. Drama is what makes 4craft memorable.
Anonymous
>>17156297 Except /co/ and allies right
Anonymous
>>17156314 /mlp/ has no allies.
I've lurked /co/ threads and they plan on destroying /mlp/ if /v/ were to fail.
They're making a dock for /v/ on their island to make things easier.
They're also making a skybase over the mountains which will be their mainbase. Also one near the ice and one near the swamp.
Anonymous
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>>17156314 Yeah, that's more of a putting gravel in their shoes and borrowing their stuff. We kill them last.
Anonymous
>>17156312 lel, no-one is against /mlp/ except maybe /v/.
EVERYONE is against /a/, with perhaps a few small exceptions.
There's a lot of stored up hate and drama pent up against /a/ as most factions have been roflstomped in some of the autistic 4craft iterations.
Anonymous
>>17156330 Okay then, kill /co/ first.
Anonymous
>>17156338 >no-one is against /mlp/ Biggest lie of the century.
Every single board that plans on offensive wants to shit on /mlp/ first and then move to /a/.
It's 4chan culture at this point.
Anonymous
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>>17156330 You have your facts wrong. No plan to attack you has been made in the proper steam group chat. We have different irons in the fire.
Anonymous
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>>17156346 /a/ has priority trust me.
last 4craft day one every board allied against /a/
every
single
board
Anonymous
>>17156340 Many boards are against /mlp/ just because it was a thing to be annoyed by horses.
>>17156340 >"I'm sorry onii-chan. Anonymous
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>>17156355 I'd like to make some mlp-tan OC based on the event. Let's hope /mlp/ doesn't get raped too fast or I might have to depic -tan based rape.
Anonymous
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Can someone invite me to join?
Anonymous
Why is the group invite only now?
Emulpee !!UoJdKi3gQNs
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Haven't been on Minecraft in ages. Looks like fun though judging by what I've missed. Probably going to have to get myself up to speed with the game and multiplayer and see about getting in.
Anonymous
>>17156398 Because we don't want spies getting in
Anonymous
>>17156413 Unless someone is stupid enough to have joined two groups its near impossible to tell unless you know them...
Anonymous
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>>17156428 Anything to make it more difficult helps.
Didn't stop me getting into
Like I'm going to mention that but it did slow me down having to answer a quiz
Anonymous
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Why was I banned? No explanation, no message, no replies ingame, just gone.
Anonymous
Haven't been around since EqG so im not up to speed on the board culture right now. Nor have I really watched any if S4 Cant fucking get off this thing. And I don't really ever play minecraft so I probably suck. you still want ne?
Anonymous
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>>17156466 Try to join another board and gum up their works or get them to work for us.
Anonymous
>>17156166 So are sticky pistons there or not? I really would love to build "secret" passages, vault doors, drown-rooms and other stuff. While not THAT practical - it's still a lot of fun.
Mike_0x
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>spend 4 days getting to /mlp/ >ambushed >respawn at /b/ Such is life in the pone.
Anonymous
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Full server is full
Anonymous
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>>17156499 Yes to all the questions. Everything is completely unmodified vanilla. The only exception is the factions plugin, which allows factions to claim areas of land, making it impossible for other factions to place blocks, destroy blocks, open doors or press buttons/levers.
Anonymous
We need more officers. this waiting is horrible.
Anonymous
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>>17156983 seconded
Invite MrHimselfBr now