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Stegtorn !4E.3Zpgv2U Mon 05 May 2014 04:18:26 No.17598856 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 04:19:55 No.17598882 Report

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2nd homo

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Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 04:20:37 No.17598892 Report

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Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 04:22:15 No.17598913 Report

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Kerberos177 !HjT1.hu/Dc Mon 05 May 2014 04:22:21 No.17598915 Report

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Cake !de0V6AOrns Mon 05 May 2014 04:32:34 No.17599117 Report

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Posting these in the new thread.
http://strawpoll.me/1638013
http://strawpoll.me/1638012
In case you missed it, we're voting on the roster for our team. And yes, there are those of you who do not like the idea of a /mlp/ league, we're well aware of that, just don't go too overboard with the bashing of it. There are plenty more who do like it.

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Equitech !!Q/ikuU6z0EY Mon 05 May 2014 04:52:00 No.17599486 Report

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Posted this in /hangout/ in response to >>17598906, but this thread could probably use green. Even if it's thrown together in twenty minutes and meh.

>day bummed out in Equestria
>you are Anon, and you haven't seen you bf in weeks
>because he's not in Equestria
>ponies are cool and all, but you miss home
>you're sitting on a bench in town, close to the wall of the town hall building
>this was the wall that had a big green portal appear on it, the portal that took you from your home
>you sit here and wait, hoping it'll be back
>the little horses here pass by, giving empathetic looks
>Derpy stops by once in a while, and talks
>you like Derpy, she's a gentle soul
>people think she's a little slow, but she's actually just awkward in tense situations
"Hey Anon, are you okay? I know you miss your home, but you can't sit here forever,"
>she looks up at you, her head low
>one eye looking at you, worried, the other looking at something else
>you pat her head
"I know, Derpy. I just miss my boyfriend,"
>her left eye wanders while her right settles on you
"It's like special somepony, but for my species,"
"Ohhh, I get it. I see why you're so sad, Anon. I don't have much advice about that stuff,"
>she replies slowly, carefully, like she always does
>she continues, her voice quieter than usual
"I'm sorry I can't help you more, I never had a special somepony,"
>you start tearing up
>you give her a hug
>after a few seconds, you both sit down
>you wipe your face, and Derpy's eyes both lock with yours
"It's okay Anon, I have a secret,"
>you lean in, sniffling, eyes red, interested about her secret
>she bumps your nose with her hoof
"Boop!"
>she giggles and floats off, blowing soap bubbles
>you start half laughing, and half crying
>you buy her muffins

Today was simple, bittersweet, and not so bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 05:18:20 No.17599941 Report

Quoted By: >>17604907 >>17606037 >>17606047 >>17606164

AiE, does anybody know any good "secret agent" music?

So far I added the Mission Impossible and James Bond themes to my playlist, but I need more.

Creeper Jones: TWO YEARS AND NOT A SINGLE CARD WAS GIVEN

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Creeper Jones: TWO YEARS AND NOT A SINGLE CARD WAS GIVEN Mon 05 May 2014 05:19:02 No.17599952 Report

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Finally, a new thread.

http://pastebin.com/u/Creeper-Jones

How can someone be this late to his own two year anniversary? Well, it wasn’t easy, but I found a way. What happened isn’t important though, what matters is the green, and boy howdy do I’ve got some green to post. I’ve mentioned multiple times in the past, that I had plans on doing a potential spin-off/sequel to my original series Sketch Artist Anon in Equestria, but with the three series I’m currently working on, I know this probably will never happen. Either way, in honor of my second year on this wild ride of spaghetti, I’m going to post a new one-shot, based around SAAiE.

>WHAT IS SAAiE

Sketch Artist Anon is the first, and currently longest series that I ever produced, starting, and ending on April 29th, 2012, and 2013. It had laughs, feels, melodrama, and an unreasonable amount of rage inducing non-conventionalities, like being entirely in first person, and having the post on the board being in greentext, but the ones on pastebin being script based for the convenience of non-green readers (like my old editor), and of course the ending to the Dash vs. Anon fight. Due to it’s girth and multiple archs, a completely spoiler free version of the lore exist here: http://pastebin.com/6t3CaDDa, but for those that don’t want to read all that shit. Here’s an even more abridged version, in the next post.

Creeper Jones

Creeper Jones Mon 05 May 2014 05:20:05 No.17599978 Report

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>>17599952
Just like how unicorns and pegasi are mythical in our world, in the world of Equestria, humans are mythological beings known to bring destruction, disaster, and chaos wherever they go. This of course was never a problem, until the fateful day Anon; a sketch artist from some ambiguous city; found himself in Ponyville. As you can expect, he is hated and feared by default, and to make matters worse, this isn’t some alternate universe Anon that’s never heard of My Little Pony; he knows it, he watches it, and to know that he’s seen as the most vile thing in town sends him into a spiraling depression for the first few chapters. The rest of the series describes his painful transition from one of the most loathed creatures in Equestria, to a pseudo-celebrity, and a beloved figure in Ponyville, with the help of the only pony who understood him, Fluttershy. There were also a series of sketches that would be posted in conjunction with certain chapters, but I’d be lying if I said they didn’t need to be redone.

As a matter of fact, I’m redoing his full body images now, but I need to re-install the good scanners and finish the darker shadings before I can say these are finished.

There’s a lot that’ll go over the heads of newcomers to this series, but I don’t care. I’m posting, and you guy aren’t gonna stop me.

Creeper Jones

In the Shadow of Anon

Creeper Jones Mon 05 May 2014 05:21:40 No.17600015 Report

Quoted By: >>17600047 >>17600073 >>17600115

>>17599978
The following is a non-canon addition to the Sketch Artist Anon in Equestria series. SAAiE was intended to end, and it did an entire year ago. This is entirely hypothetical, and in no way is meant to reflect the original material as a successor. With that said, I hope you enjoy it.

In the Shadow of Anon: A Series of Broken Memories

ANON’S PROLOGUE

>It’s fascinating how the relative time of Equestria is in comparison to our own. I had only stayed for forty-four days, yet when Princess Celestia sent me back to Earth...or rather, MY Earth, sixty-one days had passed.
>Of course I hadn’t known this at the time, but that’s beside the point.
>Having been gone for two months, I was presumed dead.
>My family had a funeral in my honor, people stopped wondering what happened to me, life moved on, and on that rainy day I hiked from the freeway to my old apartment, I found out that it was re-occupied by a very confused Asian family.
>Having been told of my disappearance by old neighbors and super, it was thanks to them that I actually learned how long it was. They then contacted the authorities with the news that I was alive.
>I was thoroughly questioned about where I had been, what I could remember, and where I got my clothing from and the mysterious book of perfect show quality MLP pictures; but I played dumb, claiming I couldn’t remember anything, and the case was dismissed as an anomaly. What /could/ I have told them though. hat I had magically traveled into a cartoon? I’d sound insane.
>From the conclusion of a psychological analysis, I’m “repressing memories as a result of severe mental trauma”. Once again, “I can't think of anything bad having happen to me either.”
>It’s been about eleven months since my return, and I’m proud to say that my life is finally coming back together.

1/9 of part one. 1/22 of total.

Creeper Jones

In the Shadow of Anon

Creeper Jones Mon 05 May 2014 05:22:50 No.17600047 Report

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>>17600015
>People are forgetting what happened, I have my friends, Trip Codewin and Namé Fagelli back, I’ve returned to my side job as an editor, and I even have a new apartment. I also still watch MLP, though not as religiously as I had in the past.
>Season 3 didn’t quite catch me like the previous seasons, and Twilight’s Bradurday Night High School Dance Party made me more mad than anything else, but I’m still content. It fills a little bit of an emptiness I created for myself by leaving. Everything’s the way it should be, so my life should be going fine...but it’s not.
>I fear I’m losing myself...again.
> Lately, I’ve been experiencing night terrors, along with wild hallucinations about Ponyville and Discord. I see visions of the entire town engulfed in darkness, the screaming of ponies, Discord’s deranged laughter as everything falls apart, and the feeling that I should’ve stayed for it all; as if the whole thing is my fault. Discord warned me before I left that no matter what I chose; whether to stay in Ponyville or return to Earth; Ponyville was doomed and it’d be my fault, but I brushed him off, thinking that he’s just trying to get to me.
>These visions are becoming more vivid though, and lengthier to the point where I’ve had to revisiting my old psychologist for help.
>Without any confessions of what happened however, he’s been just as confused as I am.
>Then, it finally happened.
>I started seeing Twilight Sparkle.
>It was only for brief instances during my morning commutes; I’d see her in the crevice of an alley, or obscured in the foliage of the park, observing me, before disappearing once she’d notice my eyes lingering upon her.
>I tried to ignore it all. I tried to return to my life...but you can’t run away from destiny.

2/9 of part one. 2/22 of total.

Creeper Jones

In the Shadow of Anon

Creeper Jones Mon 05 May 2014 05:24:06 No.17600073 Report

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>>17600015
DAY THREE HUNDRED EIGHTY TWO, PART ONE: REINFUSION

>It’s 3:00 AM, on a Tuesday.
>I should be asleep; I’m in bed, wearing my blue plaid pajama bottoms and gray t-shirt, wrapped in my comforter and everything, but I’m too busy marathoning some B-Grade movies that Trip had suggested.
>As I watch some guy called “Guitar Wolf” throw exploding guitar picks at a horde of zombies, my eyes almost close completely, but I suddenly hear a noise in my living room that causes me to bolt awake.
>There’s someone walking around my house. I’m sure I can hear footsteps.
>I keep the video running, in case the person doesn’t think I can hear them, and I quietly slide out of bed, to grab the baseball bat by my desk.
>I needed the hobby to help keep my mind straight.
>I slowly open the door, as it gives an unsatisfying creek that causes my teeth to grit in suspense.
>Eventually, it opens just enough for me to slide out, and with a deep breath, I begin creeping through my small hallway to get look at who’s in here with me.
>I see no one immediately, but as I peek my head at the corner, my assumption is confirmed.
>Standing at the table by my window, staring at an old family photo she’s levitating with her magical purple aura, is the one and only Twilight Sparkle.
>With how late it is, I almost feel like I should dismiss this as another one of my hallucinations and go to bed, but she looks so unsettlingly real, that I can’t help but continue to stare. I need to confront this.
>I take a deep breath to collecting myself before speaking.
Hey!
>Twilight turns around with a curious look on her face as she sees me.
>“Anon? Is that you?”
Get out of my house.

3/9 of part one. 3/22 of total.

Creeper Jones

In the Shadow of Anon

Creeper Jones Mon 05 May 2014 05:25:33 No.17600102 Report

Quoted By: >>17600135

>>17600073
>“Anon, it is you! Don’t you recognize me? Twilight Sparkle; from Ponyville. I’m sure the wings might be catching you off guard a bit but I can assure you-”
I said GET OUT! You’re NOT real. You’re just a delusional figment.
>She smiles cockily and scoffs at the statement.
>“Now you’re just being silly. If I weren’t real, then there’s no logical way you’d be able to feel this hug?!”
>She suddenly starts a galloping motion towards me, but I point my bat at her, causing her to slide to a halt.
I’m not doing this. It took me months to get my life back together, and I’m not throwing that away. I don’t care what kind of mind tricks you’re trying to play.
>“Mind tricks? Anon,” she says sincerely, “I‘d never do something like that to you. Don’t you know I’m your friend?”
Just get out!
>She flinches slightly, but doesn’t move away.
I’m serious, Twilight. Neither of us need this. We have our own lives to live, so just...please. Go.
>Her face lowers into a depressed frown, as her head starts to drop.
>“I understand, Anon.”
>Her horn gives a blinding glimmer, before a rectangular black void opens in front of my door.
>“Sorry for disturbing you.”
>She begins walking without protest, and I almost turn away to get back to my movies, but I know the curiosity will eat me later if I don’t find out why she came.
Wait.
>She turns back to me, still visibly disheartened.
>“Yes, Anon?”
What are you doing here in the first place? I already told you in Ponyville how terrible this planet is. You could’ve been captured by the government, or shot and stuffed in someone’s living room, or-
>“We need your help in Ponyville.”
“…No you don’t,” I say slightly agitated.
>I then turn away, sure that whatever’s going on will resolve itself in the next season of the show.
>“But you’re the only one who can reason with New Anon!”

4/9 of part one. 4/22 of total.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 05:26:05 No.17600115 Report

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>>17600015
>1/9 of part one. 1/22 of total.
Uh, why not just "1/22"?

Creeper Jones

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Creeper Jones Mon 05 May 2014 05:27:08 No.17600135 Report

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>>17600102
>My head snaps back at her as I ask.
Who the hell is New Anon?
>“Did you just curse?”
Twilight, who - is - New Anon?!
>“...Your best friend Oliver Carson?”
>I grab at my skull, frustratingly telling myself,
Christ. This isn’t even an actual Anon we’re dealing with.
>“But you told me all sorts of humans could-”
A REAL ANON WOULD NEVER-
>There’s a loud knocking from below me, as one of the tenants knocks a broom to quiet me down.
A real Anon would never tell you their name. That’s like, the first rule of being an Anon! Twilight, call it a hunch...but this…
>I swirl my hands trying to think of a world that isn’t a racial swear.
-imposter, if you will; did you come to Earth, and willingly bring him into Equestria, despite both of those things basically being my only wishes for you NOT to do?
>“Well...Yes. But to be fair, he told me he as a friend of yours, and he seemed to know so much about the girls and I that-”
I warned you about humans! I told you not to never come here EVER. Did that mean nothing to you?!
>“Well, maybe if you just let me explain, then I can-”
Save it. Let’s just go to Equestria, and I’ll try to talk this O.C. guy out of there. Let me get my shoes on.
>I change out of my pajama bottoms into some jeans, throw on my shoes, pop on my dark green hoodie, and in less than a minute, I’m ready to go. I stop to leave a short message on my phone though, sending it to my friends so they won’t worry like the last time. “Taking a trip for a project. Phone is staying home. Backson.”
>I also bring my baseball bat, my box of clozapine pills, and a bottle of cola from the fridge to perk me up. I don’t know what’s going to happen next, but I’m sure as hell going to be prepared for it.
>As I crack open the bottle, I tell Twilight enthusiastically,
Okay, let’s get this over with.

5/9 of part one. 5/22 of total.

Creeper Jones

In the Shadow of Anon

Creeper Jones Mon 05 May 2014 05:28:14 No.17600152 Report

Quoted By: >>17600174

>>17600135
>She looks at me, confused by my tone, but leads the way without questioning it.
>I follow behind her, back into the familiar darkness that I escaped to Earth from not so long ago.
Well, isn’t this nostalgic.
>There’s a short pause as we take in all of the nothingness around us, before Twilight starts talking,
>“You must be wondering how I got these wings, huh?
Not really.
>“Well, it all started when Celestia sent me a strange book that Starswirl the Bearded was working on.”
Ugh.
>I roll my eyes, popping a pill and washing it down with my cola as Twilight begins an in depth retelling of Magical Mystery cure, that goes on for at least ten minutes, before immediately transitioning into an even longer retelling of Equestria Girls.
>“And there was this lunch lady that sort of looked like Granny Smith, except she was really tall, and REALLY fat.”
You’ve been talking endlessly for the past-
>I look at my watch.
-twenty five minutes. Can’t you just tell me what’s going on with you and he human?
>“If I don’t explain everything that happened, everything that’s happening won’t make any sense. You’ll only be more confused. Now as I was saying, Fluttershy was explaining the social construct of the school to me, and-”
Hey, I see something!
I can see a small light at the end of our path, and I go from walking, to a slow paced jog towards the end of our path.
Hurry up Twilight!
>“Right behind you Anon.”
>I soon begin sprinting, as the small opening becomes a clear view of one of the simple houses in town.
>My heart begins racing, as the bitterness and irritation I've been holding this entire time begins to replace itself with a cautious optimism over the opportunity to see some of the familiar faces in Equestria.

6/9 of part one. 6/22 of total.

Creeper Jones

In the Shadow of Anon.

Creeper Jones Mon 05 May 2014 05:29:33 No.17600174 Report

Quoted By: >>17600188

>>17600152
>I leap out of the exit, almost tripping as I come to a stop, and I take in the environment.
>My head slowly turns, to and fro as I look around at the old buildings. Aside from the cloudy gray sky, it’s just like how I remember it. I can even see the Carousel Boutique down the road.
>“You’re certainly eager,” says Twilight as she trots out of the portal and it closes behind her.
Just a bit nostalgic is all. So, where’s this O.C. guy?
>“Follow me.”
>Twilight magically forms a stairway past the house, and I follow her to the top, giving me a clear view ahead of town. It’s then that I see. Deep in the Everfree Forest, a large and jagged crystal tower, looming monstrously into the sky, with it’s peak hidden by a swirling black mist.
>“THAT’S where Oliver is.”
>Quietly I ask myself,
What on Earth happened?
>Suddenly, we notice a small series of black dots flying towards us from the forest.
>“Oh great, they’re coming again.”
>Twilight gets into stance, as her horn begins glowing more brightly.
>“You should get to the boutique Anon. I’ll keep these things busy.”
Sure thing.
>I hop from the magical stairway, as Twilight begins firing a barrage of magic towards whatever it is I’m supposed to be avoiding.
>“Hurry up Anon!”
>I begin sprinting towards the boutique, fully aware that there’s something dangerous coming.
>Unfortunately, I’m just not fast enough.
>I only make it halfway to the boutique before I’m suddenly tackled in my back by what feels like a cannonball wrapping itself around my stomach.
>I come to the ground hard, dropping my bottle and causing it to shatter, but still holding a firm grip on the bat.

7/9 of part one. 7/22 of total.

Creeper Jones

In the Shadow of Anon

Creeper Jones Mon 05 May 2014 05:30:35 No.17600188 Report

Quoted By: >>17600202

>>17600174
>I almost swing it backwards to whack whatever’s grabbing me, but I stop as I soon pick up that unforgettably intoxicating scent of candy, bubble gum, and horse adrenaline.
>“ANON!”
“Hey Pinkie Pie,” I say casually
>“Holy cannoli, I can’t believe you came back! Even though it’s only been three months since you left, it felt SO much longer. Like an entire year longer!”
>Her cheek begins to push against mine, prompting a smile as she begins cuddling my back.
>Wait. Did she say three months?
>“I sure hope I didn’t hurt you when I just came in like that but you know how excited I can get especially when I get to see a fun loving person like my FAVORITE human friend Anon. We need to celebrate later! I could get some balloons, and streamers, and-”
>“WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?!” screams Twilight from the magical stairs.
>“SOOORRY TWILIGHT! Jeez, she’s been a real downer lately.”
I push myself up from the ground and continue running, as Pinkie continues clutching on, riding piggyback.
So how long has this been going on?
>“Not too long. Hasn’t even been a week so far.”
>We eventually arrive at the boutique, and I kick the door open announcing my presence,
Rarity?! It’s me Anon.
>“And Pinkie.”
Twilight sent me here to try and stop this, but I don’t really get what’s going on.
>Immediately, I begin to hear the rushing patter of hooves coming down from upstairs, but they sound too light and sporadic to be Rarity’s.
>Sweetie Belle soon runs through the kitchen, into the lobby, and before I even know what hit me, she lunges forward, excitedly screaming out, “ANON!” in her crackly kid voice, as she clings to my stomach in as tight of a hug that she can muster.
>“I didn’t think I’d ever see you again!”

8/9 of part one. 8/22 of total.

Creeper Jones

In the Shadow of Anon.

Creeper Jones Mon 05 May 2014 05:31:42 No.17600202 Report

Quoted By: >>17600215

>>17600188
>I laugh a little, rubbing her mane like I used to,
I’m glad to see you too Sweetie Belle.
>“So, are you staying for good this time?!”
Well…
>I want to say no, but I don’t want to hurt her feelings. Thankfully, Rarity trots in from the stairs, allowing me to ignore her question.
>“Anonymous. I’m surprised to see /you/ here.”
“H-hey Rarity,” I say as a single bead of sweat drops from my head. “I’m sorry, could you two let go?”
>Sweetie lets go immediately, backing away to give me some space, but Pinkie’s grip only tightens, as she cheerfully says, “Give me at least an hour.”
>I take a deep breath, and try to bear it, but Rarity intervenes, calmly telling her, >“Pinkie, dear. I’ve just made some iced tea in the kitchen. Would you like a cup?”
>“Ooh! Iced tea!”
>She pushes herself off of my shoulders, flipping over me onto the floor before trotting ahead to the kitchen. Rarity follows behind, but stops for a moment, and turns her head to take a good look at me.
>“You look good in green,” she says with a alluring smile.
>I can’t help but blush a little, as she continues to the kitchen.
>“Let’s get some tea,” says Sweetie as she looks up to me, waiting for me to walk along with her.
Yeah, some tea sounds nice.

9/9 of part one. 9/22 of total.

Creeper Jones

In the Shadow of Anon

Creeper Jones Mon 05 May 2014 05:32:47 No.17600215 Report

Quoted By: >>17600240

>>17600202
DAY THREE HUNDRED EIGHTY, PART TWO: MORE OF THE SAME

>I find myself in the kitchen of The Carousel Boutique, sitting in an undersized stool and enjoying a cup of lemon iced tea with Rarity, Pinkie, and Sweetie.
>I’m also fighting to stay conscious; it’s already 3:47.
>Sweetie, who’s almost as close to my stool as Pinkie, notices my fatigue and tells me, “You look kind of tired Anon. It’ not even eight.”
Well, where I’m from, it’s almost four in the morning, so you can imagine how tired I am.
>“You should stay here for the night.” she says, “Rarity, can Anon stay here for the night.”
>“Now Sweetie. Having such an...exotic housemate is quite the responsibility. Besides, I’m sure Fluttershy would be more than happy to take care of him again. It might even cheer her up.”
“Something’s wrong with Fluttershy?” I say slightly shocked.
>“Well, I should say so,” she responds. “The day you left was quite the blow to her spirit.”
>“It took her WEEKS to get over it,” adds Pinkie.
>“The new human certainly opened a few old wounds, especially since he liked Fluttershy so much...Hardly cared for me though.”
Could you guys tell me a bit about him?
>Pinkie excitedly tells me, “OOH! Leave it to me. New Anon and I spent a ton of time together.”
>She begins wiggling her forelegs in a manner reminiscent of an old flashback transition, as she tells me, “Try to imagine this.”

---

>It was a beautiful, Sunday evening in town.
>I had just finished throwing a real humdinger of a party for Mr. Waddle’s seventy-third birthday, so I figured I should do what I’ve been doing a lot of lately, and visit Twilight at the library to see if she found Anon yet.

1/13 of part two. 10/22 of total.

Creeper Jones

In the Shadow of Anon

Creeper Jones Mon 05 May 2014 05:34:35 No.17600240 Report

Quoted By: >>17600260

>>17600215
>At first we agreed not to try and go to Anon’s planet, but lately Twilight’s been really obsessed with humans thanks to that mirror adventure a week and a half ago. She said the mirror was some kind of “metaphysical manifestation that merged with her memories and manipulated her mindset,” or something like that. I wasn’t paying too much attention. I was too busy daydreaming what it’d be like to party with my “disproportionately malformed human counterpart,” while she was talking about that part.
>Anyways, Twilight immediately got back into her interest in human mythology.
>She was reading books and plays about humans, just like before, but we didn’t mind. After all, humans are AWESOME! I need to sneak my way into that fancy mirror portal next time and try to find myself. I wonder what she’d say the first time she saw me? Well she’s me, so what would /I/ say if I saw me? Probably something like, “come over here and give me a hug, girl,” or something. What was I even talking about again?...Oh yeah! Twilight made a portal to Anon’s world without us knowing.
>I have no clue when Twilight did this, but she had a vile of Anon’s blood that she’s kept in the back of her freezer, and she used it to track down Anon’s location, just like Celestia did when Anon was in Canterlot. She had a working portal in less than three days.
>Rainbow thought it was a bad idea, and that we should respect Anon’s request to leave his planet alone, but I thought this was a great way to bring the fun and wonder of Ponyville to Anon’s bleak and miserable planet.
>Twilight said I couldn’t come though.
>That’s okay. At least she promised to tell me whenever she’d leave and whenever she planned on returning. That meant I could wait for her to come back; and Twilight’s never the type to break a schedule.

2/13 of part two. 11/22 of total.

Creeper Jones

In the Shadow of Anon

Creeper Jones Mon 05 May 2014 05:35:45 No.17600260 Report

Quoted By: >>17600299

>>17600240
>So, it’s 2 minutes to 5, I’m sprinting from the Sunny Day Nursing Home to the library, and I just barely make it in as the portal opens, and I was pumped! I even brought my inflatable couch so we wouldn’t have to waste time walking to her bedroom.
>With one deep breath, I blow it up, get comfortable, and watch as Twilight walks back to the library.
>I was about the scream out, “Welcoming back Twilight,” and have her tell me what she saw, but I couldn’t. I was completely speechless, as I saw a small figure lagging behind in the background.
>It took me a second, but when I realized what it was, I lit up like a firecracker.
>It was a HUMAN; just like Anon, except it’s not.
>I was pretty sure it was still a boy, but he was a lot shorter. I think he might be a kid, and I LOVE children.
>“Pinkie, I’d like you to meet a good friend of Anon’s.”
>He slowly walks out, hunched towards the ground, catching his breath, before he finally looks up to me.
>“S-sorry,” he says in an adorably young voice. “I’m not exactly a long distance walker.”
>He looked really pale compared to Anon, with an orange head of hair that faded into a Mohawk. He had green eyes, under a pair of boxy glasses, brown shorts with these weird black shoes that let his feet stick out,-

>Anon says they’re called “sandals”. Nifty.

>and most interesting of all, he had a gray t-shirt with the words “BRONY” and a dark silhouette of Dashy with only her cutie mark being in color.
>I don’t even remember my hooves touching the ground. I practically flew across that couch, into that kid’s face.
“Sweet caramel on an apple! How in the name of Equestria did you get a shirt like that?!” I say as his head backs away from mine.

3/13 of part one. 12/22 of total.

Creeper Jones

Inn the Shadow of Anon

Creeper Jones Mon 05 May 2014 05:38:02 No.17600299 Report

Quoted By: >>17600331

>>17600260
>“Well-I-uh...My Mom knew I like ponies so-”
So you DO like us! That’s a relief, I couldn’t imagine meeting a friend of Anon’s who didn’t like me. Did he tell you about me? I was his bestest best friend, but don’t tell Fluttershy, or else she’ll get jealous.
>The thought alone makes me giggle a little.
>From the top floor Spike announces, “What’s with the racket down there?”
TWILIGHT BROUGHT A NEW ANON!
>“What?!”
>He quickly hops down the stairs, to see what I’m talking about, and he’s totally flabbergasted at the sight.
>“Woah, it really is another Anon.”
>“H-hi Spike.”
>His paw trembles as it reaches out towards Spike to do that shake thing that some creatures can do. Spike shakes eagerly, only for the happy look on his face to become very awkward and confused mid-shake.
>“I didn’t think a human’s claws would be so...sweaty.”
>Anon pulls away, embarrassingly telling him, “Haha. I should’ve wiped my hands on my pants. Sorry. So uh--Pinkie, about the whole “Anon” thing-”
This is going to be sooo, perfect. I totally screwed up with old Anon last time he got here, but now that you’re here, it’s like I’m getting a second chance. Do you wanna be called “New Anon”, or how about ‘Anon Number Two’. OOH, maybe Mini Anon, since you’re so short.”
>He’s turns his head, frustrated and embarrassed about the short comment.
>Okay, off to a bad start. I can still recover from that.
>Twilight jumps in, telling me, “Don’t just call him New Anon because he’s human, Pinkie. He has a name you know.”
>“Actually, I’m...kind of okay with New Anon.”
>“What?” says Twilight confused.
>“Well, if Pinkie likes it, then I don’t mind. You guys could call me anything, and I’d probably be okay with it.”
>“I dunno,” says Spike, “Mini Anon sounds cooler. Like you're some kind of action figure, with kung-fu sweaty grip!”

4/13 of part two. 13/22 of total.

Creeper Jones

In the Shadow of Anon

Creeper Jones Mon 05 May 2014 05:40:00 No.17600331 Report

Quoted By: >>17600355

>>17600299
>New Anon gives an awkward laugh that I can tell is fake, and tells Spike, “Maybe if the first one doesn’t catch on.”
THEN IT’S SETTLED!
>I wrap a hoof around New Anon’s shoulder and tell him,
You and I are gonna be best friends! I can already feel it!

---

>“I was New Anon’s first friend in Ponyville,” Pinkie proudly boasts. “But I don’t think he likes me as much as I liked him.”
I can’t believe Twilight thought I was friends with someone like that.
>Rarity tells me, “You’re not? Well then how does he know so much about Ponyville, and all of us?”
>I’m now stuck in an all too familiar junction. I’m sure I could make an excuse good enough to keep them unaware of the show, but I haven’t told a lie ever since I had came clean to Fluttershy.
>Can I even explain the show to them if I try? I remember getting these horrible migraines whenever I tried disproving the existence of this place, and I really don’t want to deal with that again and get nothing out of it. Wait a second, Rarity’s still waiting for a response.
Maybe he’s a friend of a friend, but how he knows about you guys isn’t important. What’s important is that we find him, so I can drag his sorry butt back to our world.
>Sweetie Belle giggles a little, announcing, “You sound so brave,” with a slight gleam in her eyes.
At times like these, someone has to be.
>I look to the ceiling dramatically, prompting a laugh from the others.
>Suddenly, the bell from the top of Rarity’s door gives a ring.
I’ll get it.
>“Nonsense, Darling,” says Rarity, “You’re our guest, I’ll get the door.”
>She trots out of the kitchen, and from the living room we hear her open the door and excitedly announces, “Twilight Sparkle, it’s nice to see you’ve returned. I made some tea if you’re thirsty.”
>“That sounds great,” says Twilight, as she walks into the kitchen, visibly tired.

5/13 of part two. 14/22 of total.

Creeper Jones

In the Shadow of Anon

Creeper Jones Mon 05 May 2014 05:41:20 No.17600355 Report

Quoted By: >>17600400

>>17600331
>“Sorry I took so long Anon. There were at least a dozen crystal hawks out there?
Crystal...Hawks?
>“Correct.”
>Twilight takes a seat, and Rarity elaborates as she pours her a cup of tea.
>“After the crystal tower formed in the Everfree forest, we’ve been getting some pretty strange monsters around these parts. They’re mostly harmless; a mild irritant at best, but I remember one that looked like a giant monkey kidnapping somepony a few days ago.”
That’s horrible. Who was it.
>“I don’t quite remember. I think it was some mare that had trouble with her eyes.”
>Simultaneously, Pinkie and I ask, “You mean Derpy?”
>“Oh, yes. That mare.”
>I give a load and frustrated groan.
A person like THAT shouldn’t have ever came here Twilight.
>“But he seemed so sweet and innocent at first. Besides, if SOMEPONY wasn’t blathering about Ponyville like it was implied he wouldn’t have, I wouldn’t have even noticed him in the first place, because he wouldn’t have had that shirt.”
>“She’s got ya there Anie,” says Pinkie as Twilight takes a victorious sip of her tea.
Either way, this is getting out of hand. Let’s head out now, and take care of this guy.
>“Out of the question!” yells Twilight. “This place is dangerous at night, and if you’re going to wonder the Everfree Forest, you should do it when it’s sunny. We’re taking you to the safest place in Ponyville right now.”
Your place?
>“No, Fluttershy’s.”

---

>As “New Anon” continues staring at the town through the curtains of my bedroom balcony, I can hear the excited cries of Pinkie from downstairs, as she tells the girls to wait for her surprise.
>As I watch New Anon from my bed, I try once again to encourage him.
You know, I don’t think Pinkie will get mad if you tell her you’re not an Anon.

6/13 of part one. 15/22 of total.

Creeper Jones

In the Shadow of Anon

Creeper Jones Mon 05 May 2014 05:42:55 No.17600400 Report

Quoted By: >>17600436

>>17600355
>Still staring out the blinds, he tells me, “It’s fine, really. I’m just happy to be here.”
You’ll make the best impression just being yourself.
>There’s a slight pause before he responds.
>“My best isn’t very interesting. I wasn’t very social growing up, and high school’s been no different for me. I think it’d be easier to try and fill Anon’s spot instead of trying to compete with it.”
But Olly-
>“Please Twilight.”
>This isn’t right, but he seems so sad that I’m struggling to tell him otherwise.
Olly...I won’t let-
>Pinkie suddenly scurries into my room announcing, “The others are here!”
>She then grabs my violet bed quilt with her teeth, throwing it on Anon to cover him with.
>“Let’s make it a surprise, okay?~”
>“I don’t know if I can do this,” says Olly under the blanket.
>“Don’t be silly,” she says as she pushes him to the doorway, “They’re just ponies like me and Twilight. What’s there to worry about?”
>I walk behind the two, cautious of Olly’s stumbling as he tries not to fall down the stairs.
>Thankfully, he makes it down unharmed to my friends who are gathered in a semicircle around the bottom, curious of what they’re looking at.
>Rainbow Dash tells Pinkie, “You weren’t kidding when you said Twilight had a surprise. What’s under the blanket?”
Well, when I went to-
>Pinkie covers my mouth with her right hoof, despite still having her eyes on Dash.
>“Take a wild guess.”
>“Twilight wrangled a baby minotaur,” says Applejack, noting how upright the figure is.
>“Nope.”
>Rainbow questions, “Does it have something to do with Spike.”
>“Not even close.”
>“Now that you mention it dear, where is Spike?” asks Rarity.
I’ve given him a message to send to Mayor Mare. I have a feeling we’ll be in need of a town meeting soon.

7/13 of part two. 16/22 of total.

Creeper Jones

In the Shadow of Anon

Creeper Jones Mon 05 May 2014 05:44:57 No.17600436 Report

Quoted By: >>17600454

>>17600400
>I don’t know how she picked up on what he town meeting was going to be about, but Fluttershy immediately solves it, announcing in a very unenthusiastic tone, “It’s another human, isn’t it?”
>“BINGO!”
>Pinkie pulls the quilt away revealing Olly to the others.
>“Ladies, say hello to NEW -- Anon.”
>Anon’s as solid as a rock, as the others stare him down.
>Dash is quick to mention the shirt, asking, “Is that supposed to be me?”
>“Y-yeah, I got it from-”
>There’s an uncomfortably long pause, as Anon’s pupils dilate, and he begins staring at nothing.
>“Hello?” says Rainbow Dash as she begins waving in front of his face.
>Pinkie adds, “This reminds me of when I got that cake for Anon, and he-”
>“Wh-what?” says New Anon, as he snaps out of his trance. “Anon. New Anon, is who I am. New Anon”
>“Oookay?” says Dash.
>His breathing becomes a bit more heavy as he begins to panic.
>“Well,” says Applejack, “I didn’t know humans could be so tiny.”
>“I...I.”
>Rainbow Dash quickly flies behind him, punching his shoulder before he can react.
>“Ow!” he says clutching his shoulder.
>“And slow. Old Anon could’ve blocked that easily.”
>“I...I’m sorry but...I-I”
>New Anon takes the quilt and bolts back up the stairs, knocking me out of the way as he rushes back into my room.
Anon?!
>“Well good job,” says Applejack to Rainbow Dash. “Ya just spooked im’.”
>“/I’m/ the problem here? You’re the one who insulted him for being short!”
Five foot three really isn’t that short for an underdeveloped human.
>“No wonder why he was so soft,” adds Rainbow Dash. “It’s like I was punching a marshmallow wrapped in baby fat.”
>“Now, ya see there? That’s the kind of stuff that’ll discourage somepony. Ya could’ve said somethin’ else that was a little less RUDE.”
>“OH! So I should just lie then, Miss, ‘Element of Honesty’?!”

8/13 of part two. 17/22 of total.

Creeper Jones

In the Shadow of Anon

Creeper Jones Mon 05 May 2014 05:46:02 No.17600454 Report

Quoted By: >>17600470

>>17600436
>Finally, Rarity intervenes, stating, “Girls, please. This is not the kind of behavior to present during our first encounter with this, “New Anon” figure. You don’t see Fluttershy insulting him for his height, or his poor taste in clothing. Right Fluttershy?”
>She gives no answer, and I can’t read her face, because it’ hidden by her hair.
>“Quite right.”
>Pinkie tells the others and I, “We should probably check on how he’s doing.”
>She then leads upstairs with Dash reluctantly following behind, as we enter the bedroom to find Olly cocooned in the quilt, and curled up by the bookshelf.
This might’ve been a bad idea.
>“Ya think?” says Rainbow Dash.
>Slowly, Pinkie tiphooves her way to Olly, and begins talking to him at a surprisingly calm and level headed tone.
>“Anon? Are you going to be okay?”
>He responds, but doesn’t leave the cocoon.
>“I’m really sorry guys. It’s just...I REALLY like Equestria, and I’ve wanted to hang out you guys for years.”
>Years?
>“I thought I’d be ready for this; I thought I’d say hi, and everything would be great, and we could all go out for smoothies or something, but I screwed up everything! I’m such a putz!”
>Pinkie hugs his cocoon, shushing him like an infant.
>“Shhh. It’s okay New Anie. Pinkie Pie’s here for you.”
>We can actually here sniffling from inside the quilt. I didn’t think this meant so much for the poor guy.
>Suddenly, I get an idea.
Fluttershy. After we have Mayor Mare introduce Anon to the town, maybe he could stay at your place. Old Anon was just as antisocial if not more, and you did wonders with him.
>“Oh, uh. I don’t know. The cottage is kind of full ever since Munstur the Mouse became a father.”
>He gives a painful groan from under the covers.
You okay in there?

9/13 of part one. 18/22 of total.

Creeper Jones

In the Shadow of Anon

Creeper Jones Mon 05 May 2014 05:47:22 No.17600470 Report

Quoted By: >>17600497

>>17600454
>“I’ll be fine, my feelings are just a little hurt. Fluttershy’s my favorite pony after all. I feel I can relate to her most, and I even have a plushie I made of her in my bedroom.”
>Rainbow whispers to me, “Cree-pyyy” in one of those whispers that’s not nearly soft enough to go unheard, but still seems like a whisper, because you had a hoof around your mouth.
>“I just thought if there were one pony that wouldn’t be embarrassed to have me around, it’ be her.
>“Oh dear. That’s not it at all,” she says trying to defend herself.
>“Well,” says Pinkie, “You’ve still got me!”
>There’s an uncomfortable silence, before he responds.
>“I shouldn’t have come here. I can barely make it in my own world; being here’s just making it worse. Leave me in the blanket. Let me rot.”
>Fluttershy sighs, folding like a finished novel.
>“Well, I guess I could try to find some room.”
>“...Really?”
>His head pops out of the covers to Fluttershy, as she forces herself to invite him to her house later.
>“Honestly, the library seems like a nice place for such a young human to be spending his time at, but if you really want to stay with me-”
>Out of nowhere, he lunges out of the quilt towards Fluttershy, embracing her in a powerful hug.
>“Oh, thank you so much Fluttershy! I’ll do my best to be a good housemate. I promise.”
>He then pulls a brush from his jacket pocket, and begins brushing the back of her neck.

---

>As I walk through the streets of Ponyville, the hopeful optimism I had unrealistically had, has once again replaced itself with the always correct feeling of unwantedness and hostility. Thankfully the residents of Ponyville aren’t to blame for this time, but rather, the filthy brony who’s infested himself through this town like an absolute kind of cancer.

10/13 of part TWO Why didnt I edit these like I should've. 19/22 of total.

Creeper Jones

In the Shadow of Anon

Creeper Jones Mon 05 May 2014 05:48:59 No.17600497 Report

Quoted By: >>17600516

>>17600470
>“Stay close Anon,” Twilight quietly says as we continue walking.
Don’t have to tell me twice.
>I can see several of these “hawks” Rarity describes earlier, watching from the roofs of the buildings. They’re each over a foot tall, with a barely translucent black body, and a jagged crystal embedded in their forehead.
Should I be concerned?
>“Hopefully not. There were a lot more coming your way earlier, but with all the hawks I already took care of, I doubt Anon could muster up anything too bad for a while.
>As if there were some kind of cue triggered, a bubbling black streak pulls itself from an alley at our right, intercepting us at a ludicrous speed.
Twilight?
>“Stay calm. Let’s just back away slowly.”
>The figure practically bursts out of the ground, rising into an ambiguous eight foot creature; almost liquid in appearance with a gleaming white crystal in what I can only assume is it’s malformed, melting face.
>“Get away now!”
>Twilight’s horn glows ready to blast it with magic, but from the ground, a tentacle like shadow shoots from the ground in between us. It then erupts upward, forming a wall that ruins my footing and pushing me to the ground.
>I can barely see Twilight's silhouette through the other side, as she yells out for me to get away while I can.
>A large and very sharply tipped tentacle then grows from the wall to strike me, but I manage to roll out of the way, and onto my feet. It drives deep into the ground, only for several more to close in as fast moving silhouettes.
>Twilight then teleports from the other side of the wall to me, and as they all shoot outward, she forms a magical bubble to protect us.
“Jesus Christ!” I say clutching by bat as they loudly clang off of the bubble, before wrapping around it.

11/13 of part two. 20/22 of total.

Creeper Jones

In the Shadow of Anon

Creeper Jones Mon 05 May 2014 05:50:09 No.17600516 Report

Quoted By: >>17600534

>>17600497
>A crack then forms, causing the black liquid from one of the tentacles to rapidly shoot inside the bubble.
>“I’ve got you covered!”
>Twilight wraps herself around my back, and in a blinding flash of her magical horn, my vision resets to the sight of the town as Twilight flies me away from this octopus like entity. She begins bobbing through the air however, because despite soaring through the sky at the end of season three, she’s somehow having trouble with her flying.
>I blame myself for being such a heavy bastard. She could probably fly like a champ if I wasn’t a hindrance.
>A tentacle then shoots after us, at a pace far too fast for Twilight to outspeed.
>If she continues trying to carry me, we’ll both get hit, but if I were out of the equation, I bet she could get away. This is probably the most stupid thing I could possibly do, but I shove my bat into Twilight’s stomach as she flies at least a couple dozen feet over a building, causing her to accidentally let go.
>My hope is that maybe, just maybe, I’ll land on a building, crashing through the semi-cushioning of the thatched roofs, and if I’m lucky, not die from the impact.
>The tentacle passes right through us as I begin free-falling through the air, and despite the overwhelming likeliness of me dying, another tentacle shoots upward to impale me, just for kicks.
>Now, there are a lot of things I could tell my friend Trip that he’d say is complete shit; Me coming to Equestria, me having an ancient blood relative that lived on this world, me becoming a living Pandora’s box that exist to destroy Equestria’s society. Even I’m still a skeptic on these things; but if I told him that not only did I survive with only my chin being badly grazed, but I also slid down this tentacle using my bat like this were some kind of video game, he’d never trust a word I said ever again.

12/13 of part two. 21/22 of total.

Creeper Jones

In the Shadow of Anon

Creeper Jones Mon 05 May 2014 05:51:39 No.17600534 Report

Quoted By: >>17600592

>>17600516
It’s like my mind just lined up, and knew what to do.
>I eat it pretty hard however, as I come to the ground at a ridiculous pace and tumble pass the base of the tentacle, but at least I’m alive, and I did look pretty cool up until that point.
>A scythe rises from a silhouette in a nearby wall, ready to slice me in half, but I then hear an ear splitting blast fired from who I’m sure is Twilight, drawing my attention.
>My head darts to the direction, and I catch sight of a bright orb of light being pushed against this thing’s embedded crystal. The orb then gives off a flashy explosion of glittery purple, that causes the crystal to shatter apart, and the entire mass to quickly dissolve into nothingness.
Radical.
>Twilight spots where I am, and begins gliding to the ground before crashing face first into the wall I’m next to.
“Haven’t been working on your landing?” I jokingly say as I begin painfully cracking my spine into place.
>She gives a soft, “Oow,” to herself, before telling me, “/This/ is why we only go out in the morning.”
>I slowly work myself up, sore and battered, and I tell Twilight,
Good hustle out there.
>“What you did was crazy! I don’t even want to imagine what could’ve happened.”
I could’ve died, like we BOTH would’ve if I didn’t make you let go. I have no regrets though, because that actually went better than expected.
>“You’re crazy.”
Well, at least I’ve got pills to help. Now let’s go see Fluttershy. My chin could really use some bandages.

13/13 of part one. 22/22 of total.

Finally done. Sorry for the wait.

pastebin: http://pastebin.com/uvW7qwaj

As always feedback is appreciated, even though I have no plans on continuing this one shot.

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BONUS

Creeper Jones Mon 05 May 2014 05:55:43 No.17600592 Report

Quoted By: >>17600646 >>17600759 >>17600761 >>17601660

>>17600534
Remember when I used to post trivia at the end of my SAAiE chapters? That's exactly what's happening now.

Similar to how Anon was made as a representative of /mlp/ (see fact three in the miscellaneous detail section of SAAiE trivia), Oliver is a heavy reflection of Ponychan; soft spoken, anti-social in all the wrong ways, younger, and naive, yet cuter, and much less threatening.

Oliver was original much more violent and sinister during his conception. He was even supposed to take over the Mayor's office during Anon's arrival, just to announce to the town that he will kill Anon, and become Equestria's only human.

In the 2012 concept for this story, Oliver Carson's name was Felix Faghelli; a nod to Felix Jenson of "Pinapple Pizza" fame, and to Namé Faghelli, who'd play the role of a more popular older sister.

Inspired by his training with Pinkie in The Return of Anon arc, Anon actually takes a year's worth of boxing from the YMCA. This would have been mentioned to Rainbow Dash in her proposed appearance scene, where Anon uppercuts a shadow tiger.

Okay, NOW we're done here. It's been an interesting two years, and if you want, I brought some nonexistent cake. You can have any slice you want, except for the corner pieces.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 06:00:04 No.17600646 Report

Quoted By: >>17600761

>>17600592
>except for the corner pieces
You sick bastard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 06:08:07 No.17600759 Report

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>>17600592
I feel like i'm watching the tex avery show with this trivia shit you make up

Creeper Jones

FORGOT TO MENTION

Creeper Jones Mon 05 May 2014 06:08:22 No.17600761 Report

Quoted By: >>17601013

>>17600592
Sorry if anyone was expecting another new sketch to go with the one shot, rather then just he replacement sketches for Anon's old designs. With finals, traveling, and business advice, I simply lacked the time to make the image. I also lacked the good scanner that picks up on darks and lights, so I guarantee it would've came out shit anyways. On a positive note however, I've returned to my old city, and I have a slew of new art tools, so if I find some time, I might do some work for my other stories. I have wanted to make a compilation image of Disaser Anon's many disasters in the fall.

Also, we'll be returning to schedule with a new Anon Quest next. Spoiler alert: This entire quest isn't going to take place in the board game's universe

>>17600646
You're lucky you're even getting a piece. You only got to show up because my Mom said to invite you. In fact, you DON'T get cake. Get the fuck out of my house!

ヽ(o`皿′o)ﾉ

Cake !de0V6AOrns

Cake !de0V6AOrns Mon 05 May 2014 06:22:46 No.17601013 Report

Quoted By: >>17604634

>>17600761
You're a terrible person, Jones.
Anyway, throwing the name back on for dive-grass news.
As per the results of the poll so far, the provisional squad is looking like this so far.
>ThreadlyReminder
>Anon
>NoStories
>SelfInsert
>SureIsGreenInHere
>Rainbro
>TripfagsInEquestria
>/Hangout/
>HotMonkeyDick
>CircleJerk
>Samefag
>PastebinNuke
>AiEIsFinished
>ShinPls
>Green
>Shitpost
>SquashSoup
>Marehood
>AiEDoomsday
>MistakesWereMade
>DeadWriter
>SheShitsNextToYou
>Barkeep
Voting is still open, and we're still open to new suggestions. Still need to decide on goalkeepers as well.

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Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 07:05:47 No.17601660 Report

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>>17600592
>Hope you like black frosting.

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Mares in Black Part II

Silver_Smoulder !!qyrpl8I6nFN Mon 05 May 2014 07:39:20 No.17602165 Report

Quoted By: >>17602177

Part I here:
http://pastebin.com/40mux8Tq
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>In front of you are seven ponies.
>Well, no.
>They don't look like your standard Earth equines that's for sure.
>If you didn't see enough strange stuff on the slab, you'd think they have hydrocephaly and are the offspring of a Chernobyl mutant and a rainbow.
>Hell, one of them looks a bit like a rainbow herself.
>You -think- they're female.
>They are studying you as well.
>Two of them - orange and pink seem to be stockily built.
>Two of them are pegasi - the rainbow-maned one and a yellow/pink one that's hiding behind the orange one.
>One of them's a unicorn, white and purple - she seems to be studying you with most intensity.
>Then the other two.
>The unfortunate girl who ended up in a bodybag identified that "race" as an alicorn: possessing the traits of "earth" ponies, unicorns, and pegasi.
>The pink one was the elder and could beget love.
>Purple was a new-fangled alicorn, and was purported to be the most skilled magic user in Equestria.
>You'll have to do active mental exercises in case they want to root around in your mind.
>1
>Welp.
>2
>Time to make first contact.
>You start to get up.
>3
>They step back in unison.
>The pegasi flare out their wings, the unicorns lower their heads, and the regular ponies widen their stance.
>Orange: "What do yah think he's gonna do?"
>Purple: "I'm not sure. The other humans I've met were much more friendly."
>Pink Alicorn: "He is a government agent, Twilight. I think he's going over protocol in his head."
>5
>She's either a good psychologist or in your head.
>7
>No matter.
>You clear your throat.
>11
"Greetings on behalf of the Terran Branch of IPCO. I am Agent Anonymous, ID 107515912, and I am here to extend an appendage of friendship and cooperation to the nation of Equestria, given light of recent events. May I enter your sovereign territory?"
>White: "Oh my, he's so well-spoken."
>Twilight and the pink alicorn exchange glances, then the pink one gives a small nod to her.

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Silver_Smoulder !!qyrpl8I6nFN Mon 05 May 2014 07:40:24 No.17602177 Report

Quoted By: >>17602202

>>17602165
>Twilight: "Hello, ah, Agent Anonymous. I am Princess Twilight Sparkle, and I welcome you to the Crystal Empire, where my sister-in-law, Princess Mi Amore de Cadenza is ruler. Equestria is actually a different place - this is just the location of the portal."
>13
"Ah, and you were the person who accidentally travelled to our world, correct?"
>Rainbow: "And how do you know that?! Were you spying on her?"
>17
"I am not at liberty to disclose that, other than to say that until 3 Terran months ago, we were not aware of the existence of Equestria, and that I am the first IPCO Agent that has emerged from the Network representing IPCO. Any cross-cultural contamination would have been done by rogue elements not employed by IPCO. If these elements did exist, IPCO volunteers my service in neutralizing their effects."
>Wow, you sound like a fucking bureaucrat.
>19
>Rainbow: "That... what the HAY was that?! That doesn't sound like ANYTHING!!"
>Twilight: Rainbow, please. He's obviously reciting protocol! Oh, isn't this exciting! Finally, a chance for meaningful diplomatic talks!"
>The purple alicorn seems happy about this.
>23
>You sure hope they don't find out about what IPCO did to the ex-equine female.
>That might cause -tension.-
>Twilight: "You and I have made our introductions. Would you care to meet the rest of my friends?"
>29
>Interesting choice of words, friends.
>Not associates, advisors, councilme- er, ponies.
>Form of nepotism?
>31
>"Of course, it would be my privilege."
>She beams and gestures to the other mares.
>The white one steps forward and gives a bow.
>White: "I am Rarity, one of Equestria's premier fashion designers."
>37
>Fashion designer at a political meeting?
>No wonder she was checking you - or rather your suit - out.
>41?
>It's a damn nice suit.
>Orange: "Well, yer a funny lookin' pony, but ah ain't gonna judge. Ah'm Applejack, but you can call me AJ once you know me better. Ah'm an apple farmer and owner of Sweet Apple Acres."

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Silver_Smoulder !!qyrpl8I6nFN Mon 05 May 2014 07:41:51 No.17602202 Report

Quoted By: >>17602217

>>17602177
>Twilight: "AJ! That was rude! He's not funny-looking!"
>43
"It's fine. I'm sure I look strange to you, just as you look strange to me."
>The regular pink pony giggles.
>51
>An apple farmer?
>What the hell?
>The rainbow-maned one flies up into the air defying things like lift-off speed and conventional physics.
>Fucking magic.
>Rainbow: "I'm Rainbow Dash. Captain of the Ponyville Weather team, and a member of the Wonderbolt reserves. Remind me to show you some of my moves later on."
>53
>A weather forecaster AND military?
>A memory rises in your skull.
>SNAP!
>You're watching the orange-haired female on the cameras.
>SUBJECT: "And that's how Equestria remains secure. Not only can the Princesses raise the Sun and Moon, the pegasi are really good at controlling the weather."
>Her make-up is streaming down her face mixed with mostly dried tears.
>She hasn't touched her glass of water.
>She starts to cry again.
>SUBJECT: "Please, I told you everything you wanted! I just want to go back home or to my friends or anywhere but hereeeee."
>The aide next to you, Jonesey, makes an audio log.
>"The subject appears to be distressed and confused. Adminsterting soporfic."
>He taps a key on his monitor and the vents in the room start releasing the gas.
>The subject's eyes flutter momentarily and then close.
>Jonesey turns to you and shakes his head.
>"Poor kid. You think they're gonna turn her over to you?"
>You give a shrug while frowning.
"I'm not sure. Why else would they have me observe?"
>He shakes his head.
>"Sometimes I wonder what the higher-ups in the Psy Ops are thinking."
>DING!
>You phase back to the now.
>Shit shit shit where were you?
>Uhhhhh 57!

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Silver_Smoulder !!qyrpl8I6nFN Mon 05 May 2014 07:43:00 No.17602217 Report

Quoted By: >>17602237

>>17602202
>Yeah.
>Right, so they have weather control here.
>So, doubly impressive.
"Miss Dash, I assure you, the fact that you can manipulate the weather patterns is more impressive to me than your aerial maneuvres."
>She flashes you a grin.
>Rainbow Dash: "Thanks, but trust me, my Sonic Rainboom is gonna blow your human mind."
>You give a polite smile, but then remember that you're wearing a mask.
>The regular pink pony steps forward, seems to sniff the air, and comes up right to the sphere, and then gives it a lick?!
>Pink: "Hmm, not licorice. Looked like it though. Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie! I'm a baker, party planner, secret agent, and master of disguise! I'm very very happy to meet you!"
>She sticks her hoof out at you.
>59
>You take it and give it a gentle shake.
>She grins and literally bounces back.
>Wow.
>61
>You have a bad feeling about this.
>The yellow/pink one is still hiding behind the oran- er, Applejack.
>Rainbow leans over and says something to her which causes her ears to twitch.
>She takes a deep breath, comes out, and blushes.
>67
>Gosh, she's pretty cute, isn't she?
>Yellow: "Hello... my name is Fluttershy... I'm an animal caretaker. Um. Thank you."
>You fight the urge to say "Y-you too," just to mess with them.
>Princess Mi Amore de Cadenza steps forward, inclines her head, spreads her wings, and bows slightly.
>Princess Blah blah blah: "Twilight has already introduced me and my title. We are honored to have a visitor from another world here in the Crystal Empire. Arrangements have been made for temporary housing. Would you mind if one of my servants took your luggage?"
>71
>You repond with a bow of your own.
"If I am not imposing on anyone."
>Every pony in the room looks at you with some kind of strange expression.
>Huh.
>Applejack grins at you.
>"Pardner, we usually prefer saying things like "anypony" and "everypony." Just a word of advice."

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Silver_Smoulder !!qyrpl8I6nFN Mon 05 May 2014 07:44:09 No.17602237 Report

Quoted By: >>17602250

>>17602217
"My apologies for the gaffe. Interspecies customs are unfortunately not a speciality of mine, but I apologize if I was unintentionally rude."
>Rarity leans over to Twilight, whispers something in her ear, which causes both of them to giggle.
>R: "Agent Anonymous, it was not a gaffe - it is simply a cultural preference. Though you would not believe how relieved I -personally- am that they sent someone so well-spoken."
>73
>Is...
>The white pony is?
>She's being flirtatious with an alien?!
>Or can she tell that you're male?
>This bears investigation, but later.
"IPCO strives for excellence in all their agents, Miss Rarity."
>She gives you a small half-smile, as Princess Mi claps her forehooves together.
>Immediately, a door to the back of the room opens and two obvious guards come in.
>79
>Damn that is some spiffy armor - looks like solid crystal.
>Those guys look like stallions, since they're more solidly built, shape of muzzle.
>Oh, and they look sparkly, as though their coats were covered with a thin layer of crystal itself.
>Partially silicate life-forms?
>Nifty.
>A third one enters.
>This one is a blue-maned white unicorn.
>Commander?
>His armor is much more impressive.
>This is confirmed when he tells one of the crystal stallions to get your bags.
>Double-confirmed when he stands next to the two Princesses.
>Oh my.
>You wonder which one of them he's sleeping with.
>And does the other one know?
>You file that away for later.
>Also, 81.
>That's right, stay the fuck out of my head.
>The guard pony comes up to you.
>"Sir, may I please have your bags?"
>You nod and climb out of the sphere fully, and pass the bags over to him.
>He throws the portable lab on his back first, and then the briefcase on top of that.
>That is some impressive dexterity.
>He marches out of the room, with the other guard following him.
>The commander stays.
>Princess Mi shifts slightly closer to him.
>83
>Okay, they're definitely fucking.

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Silver_Smoulder !!qyrpl8I6nFN Mon 05 May 2014 07:45:12 No.17602250 Report

Quoted By: >>17602264

>>17602237
>Princess Mi: "And allow me to introduce my husband, Prince Shining Armor, former Captain of the Equestrian Royal Guards, and current Commander of the Order of the Crystal Shield. Brother to Princess Twilight Sparkle."
>The two of you eye one another.
>He can't see your facial expression.
>But you don't see hostility in his eyes.
>Then again, it's not like you've become some kind of pony facial-expression-reader all of a sudden.
>Still, he's a male in a position of power.
>Protocol would dictate that you need to make the first step.
>So you walk closer to them, noticing that this time, none of the mares flinch.
>87
>You spread both hands out, showing that you bear no weapons, and then stretch one out to him.
>He nods at you and sticks his hoof out.
>You grasp it tighter than you normally would.
>You feel him tense as he pumps it, one, two, three, and then pulls it out.
"Pleased to meet you, Prince Shining Armor. I am Agent Anonymous, representative of the Terran branch of IPCO, ID num-"
>He cuts you off.
>Shining Armor: "No need for that, I overheard your original introduction from the listening post. We'll need to discuss security later. Question - are you armed?"
>91
>What to do?
>You think the suit will shield your gun.
>But then again, this is a delicate situation.
>And you've been given autonomy.
>He seems trustworthy.
>Then again, he wouldn't be asking unless he didn't know.
>Unless this was a test.
>97
>You nod.
>He winces.
>"Then I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to relinquish your weapon to me, until we can register you as an official diplomat of IPCO."
>You wince.
"Ah, my apologies, your majesty. IPCO protocol says that agents must be armed at all times, until they have established protection by local authorities."
>His eyes narrow.
>"Then you're not leaving this room."
>You give a slight shrug.

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Silver_Smoulder !!qyrpl8I6nFN Mon 05 May 2014 07:46:21 No.17602264 Report

Quoted By: >>17602289

>>17602250
>You give a slight shrug.
>Twilight steps up and closer to your brother.
>Twilight: "Big brother, come on, I told you, the humans seemed very friendly! Can't you make an exception for him?"
>He looks at his sister.
>Shining Armor: "Princess Twilight, I request that you refer to me by my title when we're in front of envoys. Furthermore, we do not fully know this IPCO government. What if they are here like the changelings, to replace us?"
>You frown.
>101?
"I assure you, I do not intend to replace anyone. My mission parameters are to partner up with Twilight Sparkle, to assess her as a potential Agent for IPCO, and to establish ongoing communications between Equestria and IPCO."
>The room is pregnant with silence.
>Princess Mi taps her chin with her hoof.
>"What if we compromise? You demonstrate your weapon to Prince Shining Armor, he will make sure of your non-hostile intent, and then I will acknowledge you as a diplomat on the spot."
>Ooh, she's a clever one.
>You nod.
"That works for me."
>Shining Armor returns the nod.
>"That works for me as well."
>Slowly, without making any sudden moves, you draw the Bogeyman from your inner-suit holster, and hand it to him grip forward.
>His horn glows and he levitates it closer to him, examining it, and then adopts a sheepish expression.
>"This is a weapon? Most impressive. I assume it's some kind of spring-loaded crossbow?"
>103
>You deny yourself a smile and shake your head.
>"Ah, no. It's a technological energy projector."
>Time to roll the dice, gambling on his masculinity.
"If you'd like, I can show you what that baby can do later?"
>Oh yeah.
>His eyes light up and he flashes you a grin.
"Sounds like a plan. Before you leave for Ponyville, stop by the archery range?"
>You grin back at him and hope it shows through your mask.
"Deal."
>He floats the gun back to you, while both Princess Twilight and Princess Mi smile.

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Silver_Smoulder !!qyrpl8I6nFN Mon 05 May 2014 07:48:16 No.17602289 Report

Quoted By: >>17602603 >>17602805 >>17604010

>>17602264
>Rainbow Dash looks between you and Prince Shining Armor.
>"Would you guys mind if I checked it out?"
"I don't."
>The Prince looks at his Princess, who nods slightly.
>Damn.
>They seem nice together.
>You momentarily think of the sensation of emptiness in your bed and swallow sadly.
>Whatever, it's just that the right person hasn't come along.
>Shining Armor: "Yeah, I don't mind. You all can come obviously."
>Rarity sniffs pointedly.
>"Mm, I'll have to pass. I'd rather see if any more old designs have been uncovered by the archivists."
>Applejack and Pinkie both assert that they'd like to come as well.
>More the merrier.
>107
>Princess Mi Amore de Cadenza steps forward slightly, clears her throat, and:
>"Ahem. LET IT BE KNOWN THAT AGENT ANONYMOUS OF THE EYE PEE SEE OH SHALL HENCEFORTH BE GRANTED RECOGNITION OF HIS STATUS AS A PLURIPOTENT AMBASSADOR IN THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE AND ALL ASSOCIATED HOLDINGS."
>Holy crap.
>Thank god your mask has audio filters.
>Judging from the expression on everybody's muzzles, that was extremely loud.
>109
>You drop into a bow again, going on one knee.
"I am honored, your Majesties."

-END PART II-

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Sooo, how did I do? I'm especially concerned about whether I managed to introduce the Mane 6+Candyass+SA, and whether I managed to get their voices across. Any other comments and critiques are welcome.

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Cake !de0V6AOrns Mon 05 May 2014 08:03:47 No.17602495 Report

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Bah, I've gotta go to bed. I'm just going to leave the polls like they are for tonight and tomorrow morning, and then I'll update the thread tomorrow afternoon. Thank you to everyone who has given input and to everyone who has voted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 08:13:10 No.17602603 Report

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>>17602289
slightly interested/10
consider me wary of where this will go

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 08:34:35 No.17602805 Report

Quoted By: >>17602887 >>17605055

>>17602289
Wait, Cadence can use the Royal Canterlot Voice?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 08:43:50 No.17602887 Report

Quoted By: >>17602966 >>17605055

>>17602805
I don't see why she wouldn't be able to.
The Royal Canterlot Voice is just yelling really loud done by royalty, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 08:53:34 No.17602966 Report

Quoted By: >>17605055

>>17602887
I always thought the Royal Canterlot Voice was a skill in itself, like the Thu'um. Though I suppose it can work for your story either way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 11:09:09 No.17604010 Report

Quoted By: >>17605055

>>17602289

When are they going to fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 11:59:53 No.17604354 Report

Quoted By: >>17604574

>Chrysalis lays atop your face down body and shimmies your boxers off as you try and struggle for freedom.
>"Easy my mate, I would hate for this copulation to go awry. I rather do enjoy your company."
>Stopping, you let your guard down and trust her. Big mistake. Though you can't see it, you feel a gooey, fist like object insert itself into your anus. You grimace in a mix of pain, and pleasure as she firmly makes you hers. You knew the females wore the pants, but you didn't think it would be this intense.
>suddenly you feel the "fist" begin to open up as you groan out in pain. Water, and hundreds of small, hard spheres begin to flood into you.
>Pleasure is replaced by pain as your ass and sphincter begin to redden, and sore.
>Chrysalis pulls out, but not before you feel your asshole pucker up tighter than a snare drum.
>You writhe in bed trying to put out the fire, but nothing. "I've sealed it with my webbing. I can't afford to have anything happen to my children." She leans in and licks the side of your face before whispering, "Take care of them, you're their mother now."

>4 agonizing months later, you sit on the toilet of the castle and strain. You can feel 2 eggs crowing out, it's finally almost time.
>With one mighty push, hundreds of small eggs cascade from your ass, and crash into the shit colored water.
>The rank smell of rotted meat, and ooze surrounds you.
>Flushing them down the drain, the life cycle of the changeling begins. For you see, they are not born in light. Darkness is their whole lives, and underground they shall remain, until it is time to find a new host. For the next brood.
>Your job is done at least, unless Chrysalis should seek you again. A warm willing body is so hard to find these days.

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Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 12:30:57 No.17604574 Report

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>>17604354

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 12:38:27 No.17604634 Report

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>>17601013
SKRAWW?

Which reminds me. More Eris when Tex? You promised that shit like months ago.

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CYOA_AiE !!YnnDOwczQiW Mon 05 May 2014 13:05:52 No.17604858 Report

Quoted By: >>17605390

>"We are not feeling well Anonymous."
"What's wrong?"
>"Speaking as a mare, it's rather embarrassing, I would prefer not to divulge such information unless need be."
>Suddenly her stomach growls as her eyes widen and she smiles embarrassed, "Might you escort me to the washroom?"
>You stand outside the "washroom" and hear the faint sounds of Luna groaning.
"You all right? Want me to send for the doctor?"
>"There shall be no need! I am quite fine! *pfft!* Yes, *toilet water surface breaking like somebody dumbed a bucket of ice into it* all is *rasberry* well. Ughhh."
>You shake your head and walk away. 15 minutes later, Luna comes walking out leaning against the door holding her stomach, "What sorcery is this? Our stomach has been empty 2 fold already, what more is left?"
>She looks towards the bed and sees you setting it up with crackers, 7 Up, and lots of soup.
>"What is the meaning of this? I require no aid."
"True, but this will at least make you feel cozy. Now c'mon, get in bed I'll take care of ya."
>Luna sighs and walks over to the bed before crawling into it. Under the sheets, she gets comfortable as you set a tray of soup over her.
>"Vegetable soup?"
"A classic."
>She cups it into her hooves and blows her sipping and setting it down and sighing comfortably, "Tis been many a millennia since I have been pampered. Perhaps it is not so bad."
>You bring out a remote and show it to her.
"Wanna catch some day..nighttime tv?"
>Luna smirks and nods, "We would like that."
>Turning on the Tv, the two of you see a mare getting rutted over and over as she moans out. You quickly change the channel and laugh uneasily.
"I was...watching Trot Hard earlier. Hehe."
>Today was a chicken soup for the soul kinda day

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Irish Mon 05 May 2014 13:11:08 No.17604907 Report

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>>17599941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpm6WbWQnvs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phhjTVbzhKM

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 13:35:02 No.17605055 Report

Quoted By:

>>17604010
Who?

>>17602805
>>17602966
>>17602887
Hell, I figured it was some kind of sound amplification spell that even non-Princesses could do (and back in the days of yore, the seneschals of the Princesses could do it)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 14:02:32 No.17605204 Report

Quoted By: >>17605500

Story idea:
Anon is an accountant.
He does accountant things.

Spylight

Tree House Chapter 6

Spylight Mon 05 May 2014 14:20:35 No.17605342 Report

Quoted By: >>17605347

I'm hijacking this thread for the next 17 or so posts.

Spylight

Tree House Chapter 6

Spylight Mon 05 May 2014 14:21:51 No.17605347 Report

Quoted By: >>17605351 >>17605572

>>17605342
”Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg”
>4th wall is a lie, the one behind it is, in fact, a raging homosexual, and you are Discord.
>Just Discord, no fancy titles like Lord of Chaos and such.
“Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes - it's a duck blur”
>After all these titles are given you by no one but yourself, and as such are mostly pointless.
>You are just Discord.
>And yes, you had to sing that particular song at this point in time.
>You might or might not know where it is from and what it means.
>But you know for certain that it's immensely difficult to get out of ones head.
>A nice and simple way to mess with someone.
>But as always you digress.
>The point is pointy, and it's a very interesting letter you just got in your mailbox.
>Amazing technology they are. Mailboxes. You always fancied the little flag popping up when you get mail.
>Even though it's not as often as you don't feel yourself comfortable to confirm liking.
>Oh boy that thought is a little bit too complex.
>Eh, whatever. You got mail and it's not spam, nor it is a letter from Fluttershy.
>You take a glance at a little stack of cans of spam. You'll need to do something about them eventually. Feed to the poor maybe?
>Feeding the poor to spam is out of the question, now when you are «reformed».
>For some reason you find this thought not only appealing, but also a little disgusting.
>Fluttershy would not approve.
>Where were you?
>Quite a lot of places frankly. The last time you visited Saddle Arabia they still had fun with...
>Whatever again.
>The letter.
>From her purplebuttness Twilight Bookworm Sparkle no less.
>Heh, bookworms were one of your amazing inventions. Even though the worms themselves are kinda gone thanks to pesticides - the name is left in the memories.
>But your thoughts stop running in wild squares as soon as you actually read the message.
>Instead of some kind of threats, a “checkup” request there’s something different…

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Tree House Chapter 6

Spylight Mon 05 May 2014 14:22:56 No.17605351 Report

Quoted By: >>17605365

>>17605347
>An honest request, (Yes, you can detect honesty. Being struck with elements several times definitely helped with that.) and almost a friendly style.
>You giggle to yourself quietly, amused by a strange question Twilight asked.
>A whole Chaos magic based civilization?
>What a concept. Truly amusing to see what they could have came up with, these “Humans”.
>Strangely enough you recall something in the air, and it’s not a bad smell.
>Like ripples on the water, reflected several times the word “Human” rings the faintest bell in your head.
>A bell connected to something truly truly chaotic in nature.
>But, you can’t quite put your claw on it. Nothing in recent memory, nothing in the memory archive you skimmed through.
>Annoyed you exit your memory archives building through a conveniently hidden door in your bedroom.
>This caught your curiosity.
>Now you need to pay a visit to Twilight.
>And meet Fluttershy again.
>Informing Celly would be a right thing to do... nah, you aren't under arrest or something. Now off you go!

>Boredom is a truly dangerous thing.
>It's a danger to one's morale, health, decision-making skills. And generally is not very fun.
>Your home library never had a lot of "easy" literature. Father kept a lot of study references and a number of classic literature. Your books are mostly read from cover to cover anyway. Still you aren't desperate enough to reread Dostoevsky.
>And yes, you are Anon.
>With a whole new world out there - games lost a lot of their wonder. It will come back eventually, but now you are tired enough of using your battlestation as a glorified calculator. That and it drains the power like a feisty manticore.
>And you have seen a feisty manticore. It was from quite a far, and from a tree, but even from the distance looking at a manticore in first perspective, not separated by a screen is fucking scary.
>You've spent two whole days hidden away after the apple incident, awaiting for Twilight's eventual visit.

Spylight

Tree House Chapter 6

Spylight Mon 05 May 2014 14:24:15 No.17605365 Report

Quoted By: >>17605379

>>17605351
>Things are speeding up and you will probably have to integrate into pony society faster then you expected.
>And it will be a little more complicated, now when two of the most athletic ponies don't really like or trust you all that much.
>In any way you work hard to finish everything you need before more ponies get to know about you... Especially Celestia.
>Hope Twilight can be trusted with not blabbering any more.
>The interdimensional portal is serious fucking business, friendly ponies or not – they aren't getting their hooves on the device.
>But you have a lot of time for a crystal to grow. Fortunately this process can not be speeded up by any means – the crystal have to grow naturally.
>Thus a box filled with a weird mixture of ingredients has to be buried and left untouched for quite some time. A year, maybe more.
>Why is it fortunate? Your dad was adamant about the process taking a long time, so wherever he is and for whomever he works right now he won't make the device operational for just as much time.
>As for the whole returning back to Earth thing – it's taken care of.
>A beacon, while impossible to install over distance (at least for now) was the first thing dad established on Earth to have a way of coming back in case something goes wrong.
>His next plan was to build an enclosed system around the device to kind of NOT DIE in case of being transported to a planet without atmosphere.
>Never had time to.
>You one more time think of your luck for coming here. It probably has something to do with yourself – as the only passenger. Your mind guiding the device to lock on a universe you know about.
>The choice isn't bad at all. Could have been something like WH40000 for instance (Accusation of techno-heresy and a horrible death).
>But then again. Ponies.
>Pondering over your fate never helped anyone, so you decide enough is enough.

Spylight

Tree House Chapter 6

Spylight Mon 05 May 2014 14:25:22 No.17605379 Report

Quoted By: >>17605387

>>17605365
>You have a couple months of research to make before you can safely disassemble everything and hide away as “one of dad's unfinished projects with no particular purpose”.
>Also have to bury dem journals.
>And the tank with the crystal.
>You decide that today is your vacation.
>And what's the better way to spend a vacation than to go play My Little Stalker - looting is magic.
>You always LOVED old and abandoned building.
>Factories, hospitals, rusted and half-flooded rocket shafts.
>You had no castles in your career though
>So it's somewhat exciting to visit the castle and loot some stuff.
>You already know the path towards it, it's marked on your mental map.
>Pretty sure you can avoid that serpent thing, and the bridge is hopefully still in tact. If it can support four ponies – it should support you. Especially if you go through it on all four, for weight distribution.
>Well, off you go then. A bagpack would suffice if you find anything particularly interesting.
>You can always return if you find a secret stash after all.

Spylight

Tree House Chapter 6

Spylight Mon 05 May 2014 14:26:36 No.17605387 Report

Quoted By: >>17605397

>>17605379
>The ponies in this town are still crazy and insufferable.
>Your friends took a responsibility to entertain you and hold you from all the “gloomy thoughts” by simply being annoying.
>They even have a schedule! And you suspect that it was done by Spike as the only one having the necessary skillset.
>The traitor!
>As if you don't have enough on your hooves – you now have to not only constantly participate in various activities but show with all your strength how much you truly truly love them.
>Sure, Rarity, I'd love to waste all afternoon posing for a new set of dresses Just For Me.
>Provided the designs are amazing, as always, you can't help but notice that they are easy-fit earth pony designs!
>Yes, you studied the history of costume, and even knowing nothing about style you know when a dress is made in a way it's easier for an earth pony to put it on.
>Without a horn.
>How considerate! And how utterly humiliating.
>Sure, Applejack! Let's have a cooking lesson! Nothing should go wrong if a pony who has no idea how to cook makes a dinner for the whole family used to your amazing pies!
>Yes, Rainbow Dash, staring at your corkscrews does not get boring after 3rd bucking hour!
>”Twilight you might want to eat your sandwich instead of flapping it around. I doubt it's going to talk anyway.”
>Oh snap.
“Eheheh, sure thing spike”
>You munch on a sandwich you were “talking with” unconsciously. Magic or no magic – some habits are deeper, on the ground level of your subconsciousness.
>Albeit, the sandwich definitely looked less of a realistic talker when animated by hoof.
>It's actually somewhat edible.
>Prompts to Applejack – after the pie fiasco she actually managed to teach you make a decent sandwich.
>Irrelevant.
>You have a whole day to yourself today.
>They FINALLY ran out of plans for you to participate in.
>Or it's because of you simply burning the schedule.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 14:26:56 No.17605390 Report

Quoted By: >>17609823

>>17604858
Pony pampering I like. What other ponies would be fun to see taken care of? Rainbow dash? Celestia? Chrysalis?

Spylight

Tree House Chapter 6

Spylight Mon 05 May 2014 14:27:40 No.17605397 Report

Quoted By: >>17605404

>>17605387
>You have a long way to learn, Spike, there is a reason why you always make several copies of important documents. And unimportant documents. And even shopping lists, really - don’t want to forget buying those apples again.
>Well with your immediate biological needs taken care of it's finally time to do some studying!
>A little pile of books on astrology is waiting for you eagerly. Oh you are going to read ALL about centaurs! Yes you will.
>You neatly position yourself in front of your table and rub your butt a little against the cushion to make yourself comfortable for a long reading session.
>And no surprise - a knock on your door is heard, and your audible groan is heard as well.
>Long ago you learned how to determine your friends by the knock.
>It's Pinkie if the sound of a thousand drummers is vibrating through the whole library.
>It's Applejack if the door almost flies off it's hinges following her powerful bangs.
>it's Rainbow Dash if you have to pick up the glass shards and re-shelve books when she arrives.
>Three timid barely audible knocks indicate Fluttershy.
>Oh well. They found something for you to do after all.
>No point pretending you are not home, you open the door.
“Hi, Fluttershy! And... Discord? What are you doing here?”
>”Hello to you too, my dearest Twilight! I was just visiting Fluttershy, a regular friendly visit, you know. Unfortunately at this very moment she is very busy with her pets.”
>”Umm... yes, Twilight, the bunny populace had a big fight amongst them, something really weird and I have to tend to them... And they aren't used to Discord yet..”
>”Ungrateful lot they are. Gave them such magnificent long striding legs - and now they detest me for it.”
>”Discord, what did I tell you about forcing your own agenda on someone who can’t resist?”

Spylight

Tree House Chapter 6

Spylight Mon 05 May 2014 14:28:46 No.17605404 Report

Quoted By: >>17605419

>>17605397
>”Yes, yes, that’s “Not very nice”, I remember. Anyway - Fluttershy is busy for several hours and so I decided to spend some time with you, Twilight. If you don't mind? Get to know you better you know. You wrote me a letter after all...”
>”Oh I'm so happy you two are getting together! I only wish everypony else can see how Discord is making omens for his past behavior.”
>You glance outside, seeing a Level 3 hazard panic mode in place in Ponyville, floor mats being swept inside, doors and windows shutting and couple unconscious bodies littering the streets.
“I'm sure they will come around. Eventually.”
>”So I will leave Discord here for now... If you are ok with that, Twilight.”
>Are you?

>Trying to find a reason to get a being of Chaos out of your house gets nothing. And he might have the answers after all.
>At least nothing you can safely say to Fluttershy without being an offensive intolerable being.
>Sure she won't say that, and probably won't think that... But her eyes will make you FEEL that.
“Eh, whatever. I'm sure we'll find couple topics to discuss.”
>”That is great! You two take care, I am going to run now... Bye!”
>With that Fluttershy whisks away, actually getting in the air (meaning a very serious rush).
>”So...”
>Discord leans into you with a suggestive smile on his face.
>Creepy.
“Uhh... So?”
>”Humans eh?”
“You know something about them?”
>”Not a clue.”
>Awww…
>”But… Where were my study glasses… Oh there they are. But as you can probably imagine I’m very intrigued by the subject. So I would gladly help us find out.”
>If you had something in your mouth right now you would have probably choked.
>You've just found yourself the most unexpected study-buddy.
>Isn't this great?
>”Don’t just stand there, Twilight, we have research to do! Now tell me everything you know.”
>Nope, it is absolutely not.

Spylight

Tree House Chapter 6

Spylight Mon 05 May 2014 14:30:07 No.17605419 Report

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>>17605404
>The castle was a lot. a LOT bigger than you've seen in the first episode.
>Partially in ruins, partially intact, the castle looks amazing.
>Mossy gray stone practically breathes “ancient”.
>The walls clearly show it’s defensive potential, even though there are a couple gaping holes in them. Dissipated with time, or broken through when Luna acted like a bitch - you can’t tell.
>There are also dirty and somehow completely intact, non-rotten doors, half-opened and leading into the darkness of a tunnel under thick castle wall.
>It almost looks like someone changed the doors recently, if it was not for the fact that the doors look incredibly dirty.
>Well the best idea is to go through the front gate - what's the point in searching for an alternative route into a deserted castle.
>As you push the doors they easily open without a scratch as if the hinges are oiled.
>You quickly jump through them, afraid of a pointy grade menacing above.
>Who knows at which moment the mechanism holding the grade will decide to give up, dropping a ton of sharp steel onto your head?
>You step inside the wall. A reasonably wide entrance hall is dimly lit by the light from outside and you can easily see massive amounts of dust under your feet. Nobody walked here for a long long time. Well, for a year at least, as you notice some not-so deep dusty tracks left by a small horde of equines.
>The mane 6? Probably. Nightmare moon was "defeated" quite a time ago and it looks like no one was interested in looking what’s inside the castle ever since. Or better say - since ever.
>More loot for you then.
>As you open a set of doors on the other side of the wall you enter a garden of sorts.
>By the mostly intact and non-transparent roof you determine that it wasn’t a garden before - and still a number of trees grow inside, breaking through the floor tiles.
>The sun shines through broken window planes revealing a nice picture. Calm, soothing, and lifeless.

Spylight

Spylight Mon 05 May 2014 14:31:18 No.17605428 Report

Quoted By: >>17605436

>This particular part of the castle is more of a palace than an actual castle. Once you went through the wall - “sturdy and defensive” is replaced with “pretty and epic”
>At least it’s something there was before.
>As you walk down the massive halls of a castle you find a lot of stuff completely rotten away, and a lot of stuff intact and almost untouched by time, not counting the piles of dust on top of them.
>Some doors are completely rotten away, some chairs are intact, even with lace not losing its color.
>Preservation magic maybe?
>Seems like more pricey objects were preserved. Especially the books - which should have been by all means long gone and dissipate by sheer touch.
>Some looting should have taken place though.
>You can’t find a lot of small items of interest, no silverware, no valuable trinkets of any kind.
>Some pictures are there - but you think that a huge painting of some pony general would clash with your current living room decor.
>Tapestries are nice. Too big for you to carry though.
>You found couple old rusty pans in the royal kitchen.
>A single knife there
>But most castle rooms are deserted, with furniture either too damaged by time or too heavy to carry anyway.
>Two small golden chandeliers are your best find so far. Neatly stacked in your backpack they are already worth the hustle.
>You glance inside the library and grab a couple random books from the shelves in hope to entertain you with something… But unfortunately they are written in wingdings.
>Can’t hurt to take them as a valuable tradeable good with Purplesmart for her silence and information.
>A more useful find, though pretty strange in the library was a set of torches.
>Amazingly enough the first one you tried got lit without a trouble, giving a steady source of light instead of your phone.
>Conserving the batteries for the win, and now you can venture into darker inner corridors.
>As well as the basement, which hopefully holds something more fun than torture rooms.

Spylight

Spylight Mon 05 May 2014 14:32:21 No.17605436 Report

Quoted By: >>17605442

>>17605428
>Five minutes later you find yourself in front of a well-decorated metal door in the end of the corridor.
>Closed shut, it looks like some kind of a vault.
>No handles, nothing looks like it would open the door at least from outside.
>The numerous engravings on the door however… Well can spend five minutes to test your luck.
>You set your backpack aside and put your torch against the wall to give you a good look.
>Crouching down in front of the door you start searching for some button or sliding part.
>At the same time you look at the well-crafted engravings, depicting the ancient history of Equestria.
>Ponies doing pony stuff.
>Celestia and Luna.
>Celly has a nice butt here and looks so lively on the engraving.
>Suddenly Celestia’s cutie-mark moves under your finger, and a stone slab you stood on flops down, dropping you into darkness.

>Hey, panicking organism! What are we going to do today?
>Scream?
>That's right! We are going to scream like a little bitch while tumbling down the dark tunnel somewhere underground! Isn't it fun?
>That actually don't sound like fun, but it'll have to do. Here goes:
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOAAAAA”
>Woah, you have amazing lungs there, mister.
>The walls around you turn and your freefall is replaced with an aquapark tube-like feeling of constantly being thrashed around.
>You can also not see a thing.
>Now when you have regained some sanity and caught a breath. How do you describe the overall implications of sliding through this tunnel?
“OH FUCK OH FUCK HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF FUCK PLEASE DON'T BE SPIKES DOWN THERE! PLEASE DON'T BE SPIUFFF...”
>A short flight later you finish the ancient roller-coaster ride sliding on the floor and smashing into a wall.
>A loud noise of grinding stone is heard and then the only sound is your moans.
>Well at least there are no spikes.
>And yet your ribcage might have suffered a fracture from the impact.
>You have some bruises, but overall you are pretty lucky no legs are broken.

Spylight

This takes forever to post

Spylight Mon 05 May 2014 14:33:25 No.17605442 Report

Quoted By: >>17605454

>>17605436
>You didn't even hit your head which is also a great help.
>Don't want to have a concussion and blackout in the middle of a near-death experience in a spooky castle.
>It's always nice to think of something neutral instead of a single thought rising up and taking all of the available space in your head.
>YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON!
>Yeah, great idea, dimwit! Let's go to an old falling apart castle to get some loot! What possibly could go wrong! Oh boy lets just march down the halls never caring about trapdoors!
>Still silently chastising yourself is not helping anyone. You in the first place.
>At least your phone didn't suffer the fall.
>You quickly check the battery. The light from the screen is dim, but it's not draining the battery as fast as the flashlight.
>Assessing the surroundings you find yourself in a small closed room. The grinding noise you heard before was from a trapdoor you came through.
>It's now closed shut and no amount of effort can lift it up.
>In front of you is a door with a square hole in the middle. Everything is rock-solid because everything is made from solid rock slabs.
>Only the hole in the middle is surrounded with pitch-black metal with some engravings.
>There is a long hall behind this door as you see from the hole. You can easily fit your hand in, but as much as you search there is no doorknob from that side.
>Basically you are in a containment chamber.
>And as far as you think logically - such things open from outside by staff or guards.
>In a deserted castle no one visited for years.
"Do you want to have a breakdown?", - you sing a “Frozen” motive, clearly starting to have one.
Three hours later
>Weaving an impromptu lasso from what you have on you in the dark isn't easy. But a rope is always useful.
>For once if the switch you noticed on the hall's wall opposite from your door doesn't work - you can suffocate yourself, preventing the suffering of the death from starvation.
>But that's another thought.

Spylight

Spylight Mon 05 May 2014 14:34:51 No.17605454 Report

Quoted By: >>17605461

>>17605442
>You finally managed to catch the damned thing. The angle of throwing was the worst you can have, and you couldn't properly see where you were throwing due to your arm taking all of the available space in the hole.
>But you caught it! Based shoestrings on the end, you are going to kiss them if you get out.
>You calm your breath and start pulling the rope very gently.
>The angle is weird and the lasso is trying to slide down from it but you don’t give up
>A little bit stronger!
>Just a little bit of leverage!
>As you struggle to pull down the lever a loud noise is heard and the whole wall turns around with your hand in it, dragging you along.
>The leverage is enough to pull the lever as well, and as soon as it’s pulled the whole corridor is suddenly lit with multiple torches on the walls.
>Shaped like pony legs.
>BUT You are free!
>Oh god you are free!
>You happily jump around like an idiot, thanking all of the thirty or so deities you remembered while trapped in there.
>Another note - and this time a lot more clean and melodic is heard and a giant spear pierces the wall right in front of you.
>Oh. Right. More traps.
>You slowly creep near the wall looking at every stone, every wall slab for holes and potential pressure plates.
>Funny how most of the traps work at random - together with the sounds of organic music that get stronger with every corridor.
>You figured that if you don’t know where to go anyway - this would be a stable source of direction.
>A particularly difficult corridor is ahead. Traps work non-stop at a pattern, and a wall behind you just closed and is starting to heat up for some reason
>Couple jumps
>Step back
>Two steps forward
>Three enormous axes swinging side to side in front of you aren’t a problem
>You are a freaking Indiana Jones!
>You press yourself to a wall to avoid the forth ax swinging down the corridor
>And fail to avoid a sudden fifth ax striking you square in the chest and pinning you to the wall like a butterfly.

Spylight

Spylight Mon 05 May 2014 14:35:57 No.17605461 Report

Quoted By: >>17605466

>>17605454
>Welp. This kills the human.
>A soothing sound of organ is pretty appropriate now, come to think of it.
>It doesn't hurt all that much for some reason.
>Maybe the blade is too sharp to even feel.
>No, seriously, how you are still alive. With a giant axe embodied...
>Wait...
>You look down to your chest where the blade is supposedly crashed through your chest
>And it's just... not.
>The blade is bent sideways, the whole system just holding you by sheer weight of the wooden shaft.
>As you hesitantly touch the killing device you find out it's not in fact metal.
>Rather it's something foamy and easily... breakable, you finish as you punch the axe, cracking the blade and releasing yourself, slumping down the wall.
>Your chest hurts a little from the impact, but it beats your guts in a bloody pool on the floor any day.
>So the traps are fakes?
>Or is it only this one?
>You walk back to another axe as it starts retracting to the wall.
>You kick it and sure enough the blade dents significantly, preventing the axe to go inside the wall.
>A screech is heard and the whole axe falls down to the floor as the nearest torch suddenly changes it's color to red.
>You see other devices retract to the walls, some broken, some completely intact.
>A couple of other torches change the colors to red, most certainly indicating required repairs or replacement parts.
>You just sit on the floor, contemplating the meaning of life and past fifteen minutes you spend on the edge.
>Got dammit ponies, you know how to make a good theme park.

>You just race forward down the hall disregarding any and all traps unloading left and right.
>You even man up and jump through a wall of flames
>You just cover your eyes while you run through a volley of blunt foam darts.
>They still leave a mark as they impact you - but you just want to be out of here as soon as possible.
>Another trapdoor jumped.
>Another serrated blade shoulder-smashed from it's hinges.

Spylight

Spylight Mon 05 May 2014 14:37:02 No.17605466 Report

Quoted By: >>17605482

>>17605461
>Some magical field appears around you in a round room, sparkling now and again, crackling with energy.
>Your skin crawls a little and you feel a mite buoyant.
>Magical traps, huh?
>Looks like equestrian magic has almost no effect on you. Not the most safe way to find out, but it doesn't matter.
>You quickly cross the room and continue navigating the twists and turns of the castle underground.
>It stopped being scary a while ago, now the labyrinth is just annoying.
>And you hear the organic music getting louder and louder with every corridor you pass.
>And then the music becomes absolutely clear as you enter a humongous underground hall, dimly lit by a couple chandeliers high up, hanging from a gothic ceiling.
>The tapestries cover the walls, gobelins depicting ponies, coats of arms, and princesses attributicle
>An there is an organ in the very midst of all of it.
>A dark cloaked figure sitting in front of it, pushing huge pedals with its hooves.
>Dark hooves of a particular hue you’ve seen somewhere.
>"It has been a long time, my old friend."
>And the voice gives it away instantly. Excuse me princess!
>"It's refreshing to know that at least something is left in tact from before my... unfortunate period. This old castle. This organ."
>A low note reverberates through your gut and something in the distance crashes loudly
>"And one of my old projects. I did not expect a golem to reconstruct itself quite as fast. It seems I was quite skillful back then when I’ve created you."
>Right, a golem. Eeehh, you still need to get out of here, stalker. Just quietly go back through the door, while she is distracted...
>"Let me see how you..."
>Luna finishes her playing and turns around to see you quietly tiptoeing to a second set of doors.

>"Wait who are you? How did you get here?"

Spylight

Spylight Mon 05 May 2014 14:38:35 No.17605482 Report

Quoted By: >>17605494

>>17605466
(Personally for the anon who asked for this. http://youtu.be/iKN--soHWNM?t=31s )
>You are frozen on your tracks, heart almost stopped with her admittedly very loud voice.
>Sounding pretty young and confused Luna's voice still has an indistinguishable feel of authority. Something a thousand year-old creature achieved through a sheer amount of years passed and experience gained.
>"Explain thyself! Trespassing into royal castle and sneaking onto the princess of the night is a serious crime!"
>Luna stands up and makes a few steps towards you.
>"Art thou mute? I can tell from the look in your eyes that you understand me. Talk or I will have to shake the words from you by force!"
>What do you say? What do ye do? Come on, think, think, think...
>Her horn begins to glow, her form seemingly growing in size and wings flaring.
>Shadows begin to gather around you, dark fog appearing from nowhere.
>No time for thougths! Running now!
>You turn on your tracks and leap towards the open doors, hopefully surprising Luna with your quick jump for a second and giving you a headstart.
>Two columns of black smoke smash into eachother exactly on the place where you stood a moment ago and you hear a loud shout in what is unmistakingly Royal Canterlot Voice
>"Stop right there, Diamond Dog scum!"
>Nope. Will see you next time, princess. You still need at least a month to finish the preparations - then you can hide everything about the device and research and safely integrate into the society.
>Getting caught today will be most unfortunate.
>Thinking is difficult on the run and you choose to concentrate on your performance as a smoky tentacle tries to snatch your legs.
>Jumping high and almost hitting the not so high ceiling of the underground corridor you avoid the immediate threat.
>Quickly glancing back you see almost all of the tunnel covered in black smoke, several long smoky appendages stretched towards you.
>No, Luna, smoke tentacle rape is not your fetish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 14:38:45 No.17605485 Report

Quoted By: >>17605512 >>17605515 >>17605521 >>17605566 >>17605669

How many of you are putting off any writing until after the finale? Personally I want to see how it plays out before continuing any stories

Spylight

Spylight Mon 05 May 2014 14:40:00 No.17605494 Report

Quoted By: >>17605502

>>17605482
>A jump to the side proves useful, as the tentacle crashes into the ground with a muffled thump.
>Well this proves that magical smoke is very much feelable.
>On one hand it's easy to run in a straight line, as you can dodge the tentacles without fear of smashing at a wall.
>On the other hand the smoke is gaining quickly, and you hope very much for any kind of...
>Yes! A set of stairs.
>You do a sharp turn, scratching your shoulder against a wall pretty hard, but the smoky tentacles fly past by, with the whole body of smoke following.
>Not for long.
>You hear a scream of frustration as you run up the stairs and the smoky mass returns and follows you.
>A door in the end of the set of stairs practically flies off its hinges as you crash into it, silently mouthing the only word that’s on your mind now.
“NOPE!”

END CHAPTER 6

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Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f Mon 05 May 2014 14:41:02 No.17605500 Report

Quoted By: >>17605550 >>17607591

Parking and writing. If motivation won't find me, I'll force it out the butt pipe.

>>17605204
>Day accountant in Equestria.
>Tapping away at your calculator, paper flying out the other end.
>Applejack's sitting across the table, eyes glued onto your expressionless face.
>A number here, a number there. Numbers everywhere.
>Such is the life of an accountant... Exceedingly boring.
>"So how we lookin' sugarcube?"
"If I had a bit for every time you asked that question I'd be able to buy your farm. And if what I see here is true then I might just do that. You're bankrupt."
>"Pardon?"
"Out of mooyah, strapped for cash, boneless-"
>"I ain't spineless!"
"Boneless, to be without bones, or money. You have none, in fact you owe the Bank of Ponyville quite of bit. I'd advise taking out a loan."
>"Shoot. Didn't reckon we were moldy apples. Who do I talk to for a loanamabob?"
"Me."
>"Well yeehaw, how about ya give us a loan there Anon?"
>You smile.
"Do you remember when I first wanted to work for you and you declined?"
>He face reddens as she pats he forehead, "Shucks, Anon, wasn't personal."
"Sure it wasn't. Request denied."
>"But-"
"I'm sure a wealthy business owner will make yours a more profitable enterprise."
>"Anon come on now partner, I'm your friend."
"I have no friends."
>With that, you press the red button under your desk, ejecting the mare out of your office through the roof.
>You don't get a chance to relax before the ugly mutant that is Discord slithers across from you.
"What do you want?"
>"I'd like to place a loan."
>Okay. That's not weird at all.
"And what exactly would you use this loan for?"
>You see a crazy look in his eye, crazier than usual.
>"I want to build a throne of CHEESE!"
"You have magic, you don't need money."
>"Oh come now, Anon. We both know that would be too easy. Plus, my throne will be hand crafted by the finest mouse masons in Equestria."
>You open your mouth to speak. "You can have it on the weekends."
"Approved."
>Today was an uneventful day.

Spylight

Spylight Mon 05 May 2014 14:42:01 No.17605502 Report

Quoted By: >>17605550 >>17607329

>>17605494
That took quite a time to post.
Comments very appreciated here.
Pastebinned version is there: http://pastebin.com/1MQtFnFH
Rest of the story is out there: http://pastebin.com/u/Spylight

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Irish Mon 05 May 2014 14:43:40 No.17605512 Report

Quoted By: >>17605545 >>17605734

>>17605485
I generally don't give a shit about show canon when writing. I'll look at it to see if there's anything good for ideas, maybe something that could get me to write again, but if there isn't then I'll probably ignore it.

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Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 14:44:22 No.17605515 Report

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>>17605485
What the show does concerns me and my writing little.

Spylight

Spylight Mon 05 May 2014 14:45:13 No.17605521 Report

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>>17605485
I'm going to finish this story someday regardless of the finale. So I don't really care.

Spylight

Spylight Mon 05 May 2014 14:47:53 No.17605545 Report

Quoted By: >>17605554

>>17605512
Pst, hey, can I be added to the lists with all the cool guys?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 14:48:14 No.17605550 Report

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>>17605500
>>17605502
YES! MORE!

Irish

Irish Mon 05 May 2014 14:48:26 No.17605554 Report

Quoted By: >>17605557

>>17605545
The master list?

Spylight

Spylight Mon 05 May 2014 14:49:15 No.17605557 Report

Quoted By: >>17605585

>>17605554
Yep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 14:50:33 No.17605566 Report

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>>17605485
It doesn't matter for me. Some of my stories are going to have information that contradicts the show or established 'canon' because my ideas were conceived before they were in the canon. I will try and fit the canon as best I can, but if I already had an idea of what I wanted to happen, the show/comics won't change that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 14:51:05 No.17605572 Report

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>>17605347
>”Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg”
It didn't work, you faggot! I'm still hearing DUN DUDUN DUDUN INSPECTOR GADGET instead!

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Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 14:52:49 No.17605585 Report

Quoted By: >>17605605

>>17605557
yesnoof course, added now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 14:56:05 No.17605605 Report

Quoted By: >>17605617 >>17605647

>>17605585
Story idea:
Anon is an electrician who is trying to design and build a griffon-and-buttered-toast power plant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 14:58:27 No.17605617 Report

Quoted By: >>17605624 >>17605635 >>17605724

>>17605605
Only half of the griffon would go feet first, causing the griffon to violently rip in half.

I hope you're happy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 14:59:18 No.17605624 Report

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>>17605617
Well I am

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Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 15:00:51 No.17605635 Report

Quoted By: >>17605654 >>17605724 >>17605840

>>17605617
Why do you think he's not got it working yet, he just needs to figure out how to compensate for the lack of complete cat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 15:02:18 No.17605647 Report

Quoted By: >>17605724 >>17605827

>>17605605
I'd rather put Smarties tubes on their legs. Make them walk like a robot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 15:02:56 No.17605654 Report

Quoted By:

>>17605635
His unsavory business practices aside, he won't get two griffons in before the Gestapo of course the griffons have one get hold of him and torture him in a gulag for fifty years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 15:05:02 No.17605669 Report

Quoted By:

>>17605485
I stopped taking the show into consideration after Twilicorn. After that, I just pick and choose what to keep or add.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 15:10:34 No.17605724 Report

Quoted By:

>>17605617
>>17605635
>>17605647
why not both?
cardboard-cyborg griffon guards and giant wheels with griffons glued onto it to power the generators.
griffin gestapo gets ganked and glued into generating gizmo

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG Mon 05 May 2014 15:11:38 No.17605734 Report

Quoted By: >>17605767

>>17605512
Y-yeah that's why I'm not writing...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 15:16:43 No.17605767 Report

Quoted By:

>>17605734
Gracious Gadget, would you be so gallant as to get started on this gripping idea about the griffons?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 15:23:43 No.17605827 Report

Quoted By:

>>17605647

Shukaku20 !!qWXggeqgNSK

Shukaku20 !!qWXggeqgNSK Mon 05 May 2014 15:24:50 No.17605840 Report

Quoted By: >>17605866 >>17605867

>>17605635
What is opalecense?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 15:26:55 No.17605866 Report

Quoted By: >>17613009

>>17605840
He can't use an actual cat, Flutters would get stroppy and he'd have to find a new animal wrangler.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 15:27:24 No.17605867 Report

Quoted By: >>17605908

>>17605840
Ineligible for use because anon is banging rarara on the side

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 15:33:03 No.17605908 Report

Quoted By: >>17605923 >>17605926 >>17605997 >>17606192 >>17606493

>>17605867
Something about pussy jokes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 15:35:27 No.17605923 Report

Quoted By:

>>17605908
Hail hydra

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 15:35:53 No.17605926 Report

Quoted By: >>17606108

>>17605908
Gives whole knew meaning to the phrase nag nag nag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 15:46:13 No.17605997 Report

Quoted By: >>17606033

>>17605908
I want to cum inside Hydrarity

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 15:50:52 No.17606033 Report

Quoted By: >>17606046

>>17605997
>"Oh Anon, come on my face!"
"Which... which one?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 15:51:04 No.17606037 Report

Quoted By: >>17606047 >>17606164

>>17599941
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKER EAAAAATER

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 15:53:03 No.17606046 Report

Quoted By:

>>17606033

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 15:53:28 No.17606047 Report

Quoted By:

>>17599941
>>17606037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLCuD4sqfqs

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG Mon 05 May 2014 16:01:34 No.17606108 Report

Quoted By:

>>17605926
Maybe so, but I'd put up with three nagging Raritys if it meant three Raritys.
>Three weeks into the relationship and the Raritys are arguing over you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 16:02:46 No.17606120 Report

Quoted By: >>17606138 >>17606165 >>17606176

IDEEEEEAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Anon somehow brings the All Blacks to Equestria to participate in the games against the minotaur team, they all raugh at them only to be put in their place when shown the might of the greatest rugby team humanity produced.

Writefags, rev your keyboards for I want this to happen.
K thx buh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 16:04:16 No.17606138 Report

Quoted By:

>>17606120
Idea: you write it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 16:06:00 No.17606164 Report

Quoted By:

>>17606037
>>17599941
Peace Walker theme is also good theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeT3zPmGjMY

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 16:06:02 No.17606165 Report

Quoted By:

>>17606120
read as
>Anon somehow brings All the Blacks to Equestria to participate in the games

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 16:07:04 No.17606176 Report

Quoted By: >>17606191 >>17606749

>>17606120
>All Blacks
>Not Springboks
>Not Wallabies

Why is the southern hemisphere so based at rugby, anyway?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 16:09:00 No.17606191 Report

Quoted By:

>>17606176
How about a team made up from all mentioned then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 16:09:10 No.17606192 Report

Quoted By: >>17606206 >>17606230 >>17606275 >>17606493 >>17606510

>>17605908

Do you think they have hot lesbian horse kissing sessions with lots of tongue when nobody's watching? Perhaps they read trashy romance novels together and take turns reading the lines of the different characters.

Huh, that's strange... I seem to have developed some kind of throbbing bulge in my lower abdomen. Excuse me while I have a medical professional examine this odd phenomenon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 16:10:33 No.17606206 Report

Quoted By:

>>17606192

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 16:12:43 No.17606230 Report

Quoted By: >>17606290

>>17606192
Write it faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 16:16:18 No.17606275 Report

Quoted By: >>17606318 >>17606493 >>17606510

>>17606192
>You're passionately making out with one head.
>The other two heads get jealous and decide to share a sloppy lesbian horse kiss in an effort to entice you and draw your attention to them.

Goddamn it, I just got another fetish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 16:18:16 No.17606290 Report

Quoted By: >>17606585

>>17606230

How would you write a story where all three characters and their dialogue are Rarity without it seeming confusing?

Plus I'm playing Stalker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 16:20:55 No.17606318 Report

Quoted By: >>17606453 >>17606493 >>17606622

>>17606275

Go on.

Holy shit! Imagine getting a blowjob from her/them. One head to work the shaft, one to suck the tip and one to play with your balls.

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG Mon 05 May 2014 16:35:39 No.17606453 Report

Quoted By: >>17606493

>>17606318
And Pinkie Pie is there, applauding and giggling at how silly it looks to get a bj from Hydrarity

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 16:39:39 No.17606493 Report

Quoted By: >>17606563 >>17606583

>>17606318
>>17606453
>>17606275
>>17606192
>>17605908
But what's the plot device for Rarara becoming a hydra in the first place?

What if Twilight used her as a subject for a duplication spell, but the spell is imperfect, with Hydrarity as the result? And Rarity has to figure out how to live with three heads while Twilight desperately tries to develop an anti-spell to reverse the effects.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 16:41:25 No.17606510 Report

Quoted By:

>>17606275
>>17606192

>lesbian

It's not gay, it's masturbation.

Shukaku20 !!qWXggeqgNSK

Shukaku20 !!qWXggeqgNSK Mon 05 May 2014 16:46:39 No.17606563 Report

Quoted By:

>>17606493
>Plot device
Leys just say her head wasn't the only thing that tripled

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 16:49:16 No.17606583 Report

Quoted By:

>>17606493
Who cares?

>Six pairs of eyes study you seductively.
>"Girls, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
>"Yes, the right lapel isn't quite even."
>"It's just your angle dahling."
>"Ohhh."
>"Yes, you're feeling it too."
>This is a bit unnerving.
>Sure you accepted Hydrarity.
>But you'll be damned if you don't feel uncomfortable when she talks to herself like this.
>You should probably focus on the conversation.
>"So, long story short, our glorious self will have to please him."
>"I call dibs on his penis!"
>wait wat
>"Who died and made you the main head. We'll rut him with our -gorgeous- body. -We- get to explore."
>Unicorn magic carefully removes your clothing in the blink of an eye.
>It appears neatly folded next to you.
>Huh, Twilight usually disintegrat-
>WHOAH SHIT
>The left head just pressed her lips against yours.
>Oh my god she has the freshest
>You can't help but feel a rise out of your party cannon.
>You feel a set of teeth gently bite your nipple.
>A hoof slaps you on the backside.
>Marshmellowy goodness presses itself against your dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 16:49:42 No.17606585 Report

Quoted By: >>17606599

>>17606290
Simple. Give each head a name.

First head: Ra
Second head: Rara
Third head: Rarara

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 16:51:31 No.17606599 Report

Quoted By: >>17606612

>>17606585
How did "Rarara" get so popular? It's pretty fucking dumb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 16:53:34 No.17606612 Report

Quoted By: >>17606632

>>17606599

It sounds like how a deaf person would pronounce her name, and it reminds me of this song.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 16:55:13 No.17606622 Report

Quoted By: >>17606646

>>17606318
Unf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 16:56:08 No.17606632 Report

Quoted By:

>>17606612

I can't believe I forgot the link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6w7EHbpm8U

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 16:57:47 No.17606646 Report

Quoted By: >>17606932

>>17606622

Damn rectangles have all the fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 17:08:47 No.17606749 Report

Quoted By:

>>17606176
All the fighting with the wildlife makes them tough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 17:32:57 No.17606932 Report

Quoted By: >>17606959 >>17606965 >>17606995 >>17607002 >>17607106

>>17606646

Could be worse. I lost my waifu to a triangle, all because she thought he was a cute angle.

lel

Carlos

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Carlos Mon 05 May 2014 17:37:50 No.17606959 Report

Quoted By: >>17607154

>>17606932
Quit being so obtuse Anon. I'm sorry it was a reflex to angles.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 17:38:28 No.17606965 Report

Quoted By: >>17607154

>>17606932
Maybe she'll come around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 17:42:27 No.17606995 Report

Quoted By: >>17607001 >>17607154

>>17606932
Well she wasn't without sin, cos I've seen her around town doing things that aren't considered normal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 17:43:34 No.17607001 Report

Quoted By:

>>17606995
She has a tan now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 17:43:43 No.17607002 Report

Quoted By: >>17607154

>>17606932
Maybe you should have given her more complements.

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG Mon 05 May 2014 18:00:23 No.17607106 Report

Quoted By: >>17607154 >>17607168

>>17606932
Your waifu sounds like an edgy piece of shit.

Not-Creeper Jones

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Not-Creeper Jones Mon 05 May 2014 18:07:51 No.17607154 Report

Quoted By:

>>17606965
>>17607002
>>17607106
>>17606995
>>17606959
Why the fuck aren't I writing right now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 18:09:29 No.17607168 Report

Quoted By: >>17607208

>>17607106
>SAYS GADGET

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG

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Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG Mon 05 May 2014 18:13:59 No.17607208 Report

Quoted By: >>17607277 >>17607341 >>17607349

>>17607168
Don't you patronize me you son of a bitch

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 18:20:54 No.17607277 Report

Quoted By:

>>17607208
Fagdet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 18:26:38 No.17607327 Report

Quoted By:

C'mon guys, we all know who best pony is. Shin

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 18:26:56 No.17607329 Report

Quoted By:

>>17605502
Good update mang. I'm digging this story quite a bit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 18:28:17 No.17607341 Report

Quoted By:

>>17607208
Quit your bitching and get back to writing you glorious faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 18:28:43 No.17607349 Report

Quoted By: >>17607420

>>17607208

Any chance of a boner-fuel one shot detailing exactly what Trixie and Rainbow Dash got up to that night in the hotel from the latest ToTT update?

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG

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Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG Mon 05 May 2014 18:36:57 No.17607420 Report

Quoted By: >>17607606 >>17607638

>>17607349
Two wet blue cunts rubbing up against each other, as well as their vaginas, both moaning Anonymous' name while on a wicked drug trip.

For more detail, you're going to need someone who writes horse on horse porn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 18:56:27 No.17607591 Report

Quoted By:

>>17605500
That is perfect.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 18:57:37 No.17607606 Report

Quoted By: >>17607620 >>17607641

>>17607420

How about a bribe? I happen to own a horse I could paint blue and stick a wizard hat on if you like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 18:59:39 No.17607620 Report

Quoted By: >>17607631

>>17607606
Until the horse can demean Gadget, it'll be like jerking off a castrated dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 19:01:01 No.17607631 Report

Quoted By:

>>17607620

She can act cold and uninterested in your advances if you like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 19:01:23 No.17607638 Report

Quoted By: >>17607737 >>17611628

>>17607420
What happened to Vhatuggles anyways?
He didn't quit, did he?

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG Mon 05 May 2014 19:01:45 No.17607641 Report

Quoted By: >>17607659 >>17607706

>>17607606
yeah but can you ship it to Cali?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 19:03:43 No.17607659 Report

Quoted By:

>>17607641
Trixie would demand you pull her wagon there yourself, naked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 19:08:45 No.17607706 Report

Quoted By:

>>17607641

Get a big enough box shove some hay and water in it then poke some air holes in it and you can ship anything anywhere. You may need to deal with a weeks worth of built up shit and piss at the bottom of the crate when it gets to you, but I'm sure you'd manage.

My sympathy for having to live in the worst state.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 19:12:13 No.17607737 Report

Quoted By: >>17607797

>>17607638

He died of a horse kick to the chest. Guess why it kicked him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 19:17:16 No.17607797 Report

Quoted By: >>17607865

>>17607737
It was a mean horse?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 19:23:55 No.17607865 Report

Quoted By: >>17607973

>>17607797

Look up "Man dies after shoving carrot up mounted officer's horses' anus."

Somebody actually did that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 19:32:35 No.17607973 Report

Quoted By: >>17607982 >>17608038 >>17608146

>>17607865
What would happen if anon shoved a carrot up a pony's anus? Pony is too small to kick him in the chest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 19:33:12 No.17607982 Report

Quoted By: >>17608039

>>17607973
Broken knees.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 19:37:11 No.17608038 Report

Quoted By: >>17608119

>>17607973

>"Oh! Anon, sweetie... not in public."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 19:37:12 No.17608039 Report

Quoted By:

>>17607982
>Not standing by the pony's side
Of course -you- would end up with broken knees.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 19:42:28 No.17608119 Report

Quoted By:

>>17608038

I have a boner for ponies calling Anon sweetie, for some reason. Especially Celestia.

I can't be the only one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 19:44:33 No.17608146 Report

Quoted By: >>17608167

>>17607973
Crushed testicles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 19:46:39 No.17608167 Report

Quoted By: >>17608190 >>17608191 >>17608200 >>17608204 >>17608206 >>17608236 >>17608242 >>17608244 >>17608292

>>17608146
We should have a story involving Anonymous castrating and feminizing stallions for his own sick pleasure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 19:48:34 No.17608190 Report

Quoted By:

>>17608167

You'll make a pretty little mare, now put on this maid outfit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 19:48:39 No.17608191 Report

Quoted By:

>>17608167
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 19:49:46 No.17608200 Report

Quoted By: >>17608312

>>17608167
Write it yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 19:50:15 No.17608204 Report

Quoted By:

>>17608167

Are we talking about just removing the cock and balls then slapping them in a dress or full hormone treatment and plastic surgery feminizing here?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 19:50:42 No.17608206 Report

Quoted By:

>>17608167
How about no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 19:52:14 No.17608236 Report

Quoted By:

>>17608167
I remember reading a story about this. I don't remember if it was in some fotm thread or on fimfic, but it's been done before. It started with Shining iirc, or maybe it was Soarin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 19:52:59 No.17608242 Report

Quoted By:

>>17608167
Go to your room with no supper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 19:53:32 No.17608244 Report

Quoted By: >>17608315

>>17608167
>Anon used to castrate animals as a living on Earth
>He visits Appleloosa
>A pony gives him som apples as a welcoming gift
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9aNGm2Rw6I

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 19:55:13 No.17608269 Report

Quoted By:

Guaranteed replies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 19:56:59 No.17608292 Report

Quoted By:

>>17608167

Jeez, why not go the whole hog and have a story about Anon travelling to some run down city in eastern Equestria and buying some little fillies from their destitute parents to use as his personal attendants and "companions" for his mansion in Canterlot. Bits in hand, no questions asked.

Seriously, why not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 19:58:22 No.17608312 Report

Quoted By: >>17608323 >>17608360 >>17608391

>>17608200
I'll write it, if that's what a few of you want. I'm guessing it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 19:58:45 No.17608315 Report

Quoted By: >>17611281 >>17611549

>>17608244
They should give him this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A7gBS3QiqA

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 19:59:21 No.17608323 Report

Quoted By: >>17608360 >>17608391

>>17608312

You have my sword.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 20:02:07 No.17608360 Report

Quoted By: >>17608380 >>17608391

>>17608312
>>17608323

And you have my bow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 20:03:22 No.17608380 Report

Quoted By: >>17608398

>>17608360
AND MY MEME

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 20:03:53 No.17608391 Report

Quoted By:

>>17608360
>>17608323
>>17608312
And my Ax

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 20:04:23 No.17608398 Report

Quoted By: >>17608975

>>17608380

That's a meme?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 20:46:44 No.17608975 Report

Quoted By:

>>17608398
It is for those who only learn culture from 4chan.

Anonymous Delivers.

THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED ISN'T IT

Anonymous Delivers. Mon 05 May 2014 20:46:59 No.17608979 Report

Quoted By: >>17608997 >>17609013 >>17609558

>You are Caramel.
>And today, you're going to visit Anonymous.
>Apparently, he's got something extra special planned for lunch.
>You don't know him /too/ well, but he's such a nice guy, it's not like you can't trust him.
>What's the worst that could happen?
>His house seems rather plain from the outside, you think, knocking on the door.
>It opens almost immediately, the tall, smiling Anonymous standing over you.
>"Come in, come in, I've got everything set up."
>You grin, following him, caught up looking all around.
>It's so lavishly decorated, nothing like the simply exterior!
>Foreign trinkets, paintings, everything!
>"Here, have a seat. Would you like a drink?"
"Sure thing."
>You get cozy in one of the two leather chairs around a small table.
>"Lunch is in the oven, so we have a few minutes to chat."
>Sounds okay...
>This seat is so nice, you think, once again observing the room.
>Anonymous comes back with two short glasses in hand.
"What's that?" you ask, taking a glass curiously.
>"Ah, just a bit of lemon and carbonated water. I wasn't too sure what you like, so I made something simple."
"Works for me," you reply, taking a short sip.
>Anonymous peers at you strangely.
"So, where did you get all this...stuff?"
>He grins again, "I travel."
"Must be nice," you say faintly, your eyelids getting a bit heavy.
>"Sure is, gets a bit expensive though."
"Hmm?" you say sleepily.
>"Yep. Boat tickets, train tickets, and house sitters."
"House...sitter?"
>Maybe you should have napped before coming here, this is ridiculous.
>"Yeah, someone to keep the place clean and safe while I'm away..."

>You are Anonymous, local sick fuck.
>And that medication should be kicking in right about now.
>Yep.
>Caramel's drooling face smacks right into the carpet as he falls out of his chair.
>Time to get to work.
>You drag him upstairs to your bedroom.
>Those herbs should have him knocked out for a good long while.
>Plus, they'll make him a bit more, hmm, easy to break...

Anonymous Delivers.

Anonymous Delivers. Mon 05 May 2014 20:48:04 No.17608997 Report

Quoted By: >>17609013 >>17609016 >>17609558

>>17608979
>You are Caramel.
>And you're feeling a bit of pain.
>Drozily you force open your eyes...to the sight of Anonymous standing over you.
>You're on your back?
>"Feeling alright?" he asks softly.
"Y-yeah. What happened?"
>"Well, you kinda just collapsed. So I brought you up here for a rest. Oh, I think those bands should be about done now."
"B-bands?"
>"Yes," he says, looking a bit pained.
"I don't under- AH!"
>You jolt in pain, feeling a harsh tingling...down-below.
>B-but you can't move.
"W-why am I tied up, uncuff me!"
>"Can't do that, sorry," Anonymous drifts to your undercarriage.
>You shift and struggle but you can't avoid your...
>God what is wrong with your balls?
>T-they're all...
>Anonymous toys a bit with some green bands wrapped at the top of your testicles.
"S-stop that!"
>"Don't worry. They're already lost. We're just going to remove them and stitch you up. You really won't feel a thing."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 20:48:54 No.17609013 Report

Quoted By: >>17609030

>>17608979
>>17608997
Oh God no, what have I done? What have I started?

Anonymous Delivers.

Anonymous Delivers. Mon 05 May 2014 20:49:07 No.17609016 Report

Quoted By: >>17609301 >>17609558 >>17609823 >>17619977

>>17608997
>"You're all ready to go."
>Anonymous unhooks you, but you can't do much besides mewl and shiver.
>Gone.
>He took them.
>You'll never have foals.
>You'll never have a mare.
>It feels so wrong.
>"So, you read for your new job?"
>You say nothing, curling up on the bed, tail moving to hide your ruined parts.
>"Ah, recovery time, right. Let me tell you about your new job. Things are going to be very different for you now. Over time, the medication will make you smaller, cuter. Just like a mare."
>You sob harder.
>You have to get away...
>"You are a mare now, Caramel. Try to accept that and this will be easier. As I was saying, the most major change that might be a bit tough for you: your cock is going to get /very/ small. It's just how these things work. Eventually you won't be able to stimulate yourself, or others. But don't fret, I'll find a way to get you off. And you'll be wanting to get off. These meds will increase your sex drive. Which is great for me, I've always wanted a horny maid."
>You summon all of your courage, standing on shivering legs.
>You're small, and quick, and the door is open.
>Escape will be easy... and then you can get Anonymous apprehended.
>B-but...you'll never be whole again.
>"What's the matter?" he walks over to you and you collapse in fear.
>He extends a hand.
>"Don't be so scared. Trust me, when have I ever steered you wrong? This'll be fun. I swear."

Whoops, accidentally used the unedited version.
If you liked that I could go on, or try something new.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 20:50:28 No.17609030 Report

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>>17609013
Don't call it a grave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 21:13:30 No.17609301 Report

Quoted By: >>17610159

>>17609016

Go on.

This story has me asking the question, can male horses get off on anal and more specifically prostate stimulation? Seeing as it's all Caramel will be getting from now on.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 21:36:38 No.17609558 Report

Quoted By: >>17610159

>>17609016
>>17608997
>>17608979

CYOA_AiE !!YnnDOwczQiW

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CYOA_AiE !!YnnDOwczQiW Mon 05 May 2014 21:55:06 No.17609823 Report

Quoted By: >>17609908 >>17609950 >>17610159

>>17609016
I personally prefer vanilla sex, but I am interested in this.

>>17605390
I think RD or Celly could be fun. Cheeselegs wouldnt put up much of a fight since she'd love the love.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 22:01:27 No.17609908 Report

Quoted By: >>17610014

>>17609823

>I personally prefer vanilla sex, but I am interested in this.

Filthy casual.

I'd vote Celestia or bug pone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 22:04:25 No.17609950 Report

Quoted By: >>17610014

>>17609823
CYOA, come one....not you too.

CYOA_AiE !!YnnDOwczQiW

CYOA_AiE !!YnnDOwczQiW Mon 05 May 2014 22:09:54 No.17610014 Report

Quoted By: >>17610052

>>17609950
I think deep down we all have a dark fetish side to us. Something about this story has my attention. I keep expecting a happy ending, but I'll bail if it goes even more Cupcakes.

>>17609908
Vanilla sex is best sex.

Im gonna see if I can do an unrelated one shot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 22:13:40 No.17610052 Report

Quoted By: >>17610245

>>17610014
>I keep expecting a happy ending
Dude. A pony got already denutted here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 22:23:38 No.17610159 Report

Quoted By: >>17610245 >>17610280

>>17609301
>>17609558
>>17609823
You /SURE/ you want this to go on?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 22:30:55 No.17610245 Report

Quoted By: >>17610381

>>17610052
There are many kinds if happy endings Anon, many kinds.

>>17610159
Why not? If it's horrible we'll kick, scream and yell, but it won't be the end of the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 22:34:18 No.17610280 Report

Quoted By:

>>17610159
do it fgt, etc. etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 22:43:03 No.17610381 Report

Quoted By:

>>17610245

>but it won't be the end of the world.
>Not having a doomsday device wired up to detonate if you ever feel too disappointed in an AiE story.

It's as if you don't take literature seriously.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 May 2014 23:56:58 No.17611281 Report

Quoted By:

>>17608315

Cake !de0V6AOrns

Cake !de0V6AOrns Tue 06 May 2014 00:14:10 No.17611505 Report

Quoted By: >>17614135 >>17614241

Alright, here we go again. Updating for the latest results from the poll, here is the provisional squad, in order of vote number.
Rainbro
/Hangout/
TripfagsInEquestria
HotMonkeyDick
ThreadlyReminder
PastebinNuke
MAREHOOD
ShinPls
CircleJerk
SquashSoup
Samefag
Anon
SelfInsert
SureIsGreenInHere
SheShitsNextToYou
DeadWriter
Green
Shitpost
AiEIsFinished
NoStories
MagicSchoolWhen
Barkeep
Shitstorm
So, is Rainbro going to be our star player? AiE's >rape?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 00:17:11 No.17611549 Report

Quoted By: >>17611918

>>17608315

The now antiquated punishment for anybody caught "defiling" either Celestia or Luna is to have that done to them publicly. Those ponies sure do like to uphold the belief that their princesses are pure vestal virgins.

The punishment dates back to when their parents held the throne millennia ago and needed to ensure their daughters remained unspoiled so as to not degrade their worth as bargaining chips for arranged marriages with the nobility of other lands.

The law has technically never been abolished and Anon is painfully aware of this as he has to deal with the blatant advances of both the sex starved mares.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 00:23:21 No.17611628 Report

Quoted By: >>17611693

>>17607638
Lurking, but not writing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 00:29:01 No.17611693 Report

Quoted By: >>17611706

>>17611628
Seems to be what every good writer on here has been doing. What happened to Spike-Anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 00:30:01 No.17611706 Report

Quoted By: >>17611769

>>17611693
Well ain't that a real kick in the pants to every other writer. Nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 00:34:06 No.17611769 Report

Quoted By:

>>17611706
If that was passive aggressiveness, you could have just told me what you felt. There is nothing to lose here.

And also to elaborate, all the stories that I have read and enjoyed seems to stop being expanded on or made new chapters by the writers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 00:45:21 No.17611918 Report

Quoted By: >>17612088

>>17611549
Why wouldn't they just abolish the laws?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 00:58:06 No.17612088 Report

Quoted By: >>17612223

>>17611918
Sshhh anon, don't ruin his moment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 01:06:56 No.17612223 Report

Quoted By: >>17612300

>>17612088

I'm not saying it isn't a stupid idea, because it is.

Perhaps it technically hasn't been done away with because some troublesome detail means only the reigning monarch that created the law could repeal it. It doesn't mean the current princesses couldn't just ignore it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 01:11:50 No.17612300 Report

Quoted By: >>17612377 >>17612512

>>17612223
>implying Celestia isn't an absolute monarch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 01:17:00 No.17612377 Report

Quoted By:

>>17612300

She can't be, because Equestria doesn't get a penalty to the public order of the lower class.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 01:26:13 No.17612512 Report

Quoted By:

>>17612300
That arguing jew on the left literally isnt mad right now. Or at least comparatively speaking he dosent look nearly as mad as what I would guess to be a towel head on the right.

Cake !de0V6AOrns

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Cake !de0V6AOrns Tue 06 May 2014 01:33:22 No.17612609 Report

Quoted By: >>17612711 >>17612757 >>17612825

Alright, here we go. First draft of our league team crest. We can go a totally different direction if people want to, but no one else has really thrown any ideas out there so I just took the initiative and made this. Thoughts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 01:40:03 No.17612711 Report

Quoted By: >>17612727

>>17612609

Sports are for nerds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 01:40:59 No.17612727 Report

Quoted By:

>>17612711
I get what you mean but the autism in me says that Jocks is a more appropriate term.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 01:42:31 No.17612757 Report

Quoted By: >>17612785

>>17612609
Stop fucking posting here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 01:44:39 No.17612785 Report

Quoted By: >>17612825 >>17612834

>>17612757
Easy, tiger. He's not trying to hurt anyone. If you don't like the league idea, bring it up so people can talk about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 01:47:01 No.17612825 Report

Quoted By: >>17612857

>>17612609
>>17612785

What the fuck is this about leagues and why do I feel the need to pass some kind of radical assault weapons ban to protect the chilluns because of it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 01:47:33 No.17612834 Report

Quoted By: >>17612935

>>17612785
I dislike the league idea because it's not AiE related and it's only shitposting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 01:48:34 No.17612853 Report

Quoted By: >>17612924 >>17612935

/r/ Anon plays imaginary sports with ponies
Either make it into a story or stop wasting our time with it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 01:48:43 No.17612857 Report

Quoted By:

>>17612825
>why do I feel the need to pass some kind of radical assault weapons ban to protect the chilluns because of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 01:52:06 No.17612913 Report

Quoted By: >>17612924 >>17612930 >>17612935

How about this
Only discuss the league during /hangout/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 01:52:46 No.17612924 Report

Quoted By:

>>17612853
>>17612913
I support either of these.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 01:53:17 No.17612930 Report

Quoted By: >>17613108

>>17612913

I agree, but to be honest with the way this thread's going we may as well declare /bangout/ time open.

Cake !de0V6AOrns

Cake !de0V6AOrns Tue 06 May 2014 01:53:21 No.17612935 Report

Quoted By:

>>17612834
Just how related it is is quite debatable, I agree to that, but I just want to get this thing started, then I can back off. Also, I never have and never will interrupt a dump with it.
>>17612853
If that's what it takes, I'll do it.
>>17612913
I'll try to keep the vast majority of my stuff to after /hangout/ begins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 01:58:03 No.17613009 Report

Quoted By: >>17613311

>>17605866
>Anon seems to be really into this electricity stuff he's doing, maybe that's why he's never responded to your attempts to woo him
"Um, Anon, is science and engineering your fetish?"
>"Sure, why not."
"Squee"
>You've finaly got it! Now you just have to find some test subjects for his project
>And then fluttershy was a GLaDOS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 02:04:13 No.17613108 Report

Quoted By: >>17613260

>>17612930
How about this: Join the Skype to circlejerk

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 02:14:21 No.17613260 Report

Quoted By: >>17613537

>>17613108

Boy, you sure told me. I had best go lay down for a while to get over how badly you showed me what for.

Here, have this perhaps somewhat suitable picture as payment for your gallant defence of the threads integrity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 02:15:43 No.17613276 Report

Quoted By:

Anyone else notice the update to pastebin?

You can apparently sort by name now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 02:18:18 No.17613311 Report

Quoted By:

>>17613009
/r/ing continuation wherein Flutters learns that becoming a GLaDOS will not win Anon's love and is forced to live with her terrible decision forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 02:33:56 No.17613537 Report

Quoted By: >>17613569

>>17613260
Are you ok?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 02:36:47 No.17613569 Report

Quoted By:

>>17613537

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6d3gm_upVo

How are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 03:15:58 No.17614135 Report

Quoted By: >>17614346

>>17611505
I find it ironic since we haven't had a Rainbro story in months.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 03:23:51 No.17614241 Report

Quoted By: >>17614313 >>17637011

>>17611505
I know fuck all about soccer other than what I just googled, but here's a list.

Forwards
1. Shitposts
2. SheShitsNextToYou
3. Shitstorm
4. HotMonkeyDick
5. MAREHOOD
6. SquashSoup

The offense are right bastards who play dirty. The ‘Shit Squad’ string is heavy on the tackles, and are aggressive to a fault. The ‘Sex Squad’ is all about playing fancy and out lasting the competition with high stamina.

Midfielders
1. Anon
2. Samefag
3. SelfInsert
4. CircleJerk
5. TripfagsInEquestria
6. Rainbro

The midfielders play both offense and defense and are generally balanced. Heavy on passing to each other and letting everyone touch the balls. Not likely to ever take a shot on goal except for the cocksure Rainbro.

RAINBRO IN MID FIELD? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Midfielders need to be the most fit >implying any other midfielder is fit and Rainbro takes the key position of central midfielder. Rainbro plays both offense and defense from this position, and is the anchor for the entire team, balancing out the shit stains with some solid defense, and the pussies with some aggressiveness. This makes Rainbro the star player.

Defenders
1. Shinpls
2. DeadWriter
3. SureIsGreenInHere
4. Green
5. MagicSchoolWhen
6. NoStories
7. PastebinNuke
8. ThreadlyReminder

Damage control? Damage control.

Goalkeepers
1. /Hangout/
2. Barkeep
3. AiEIsFinished

/Hangout/ is at the ass end of threads and Barkeep kinda sounds like a goalie position. You want something more in-depth? Fuck you. As for the last one, who doesn’t want to be shouting AiEIsFinished when victory or defeat comes down to a shot on goal?

Cake !de0V6AOrns

Cake !de0V6AOrns Tue 06 May 2014 03:29:45 No.17614313 Report

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>>17614241
Now THIS is what I like to see. I could make all of these calls, but its much more fun to get input like this. And I have to say, for apparently knowing nothing about soccer, this is a pretty damn good analysis. Also, "Anon playing soccer with ponies" story is almost done.

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Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 03:32:37 No.17614346 Report

Quoted By: >>17614375

>>17614135
>Day Anon in-
"Okay, no. Seriously, just no."
>Dash rolls over to you from across the hill and boops you on the nose, "What's up?"
"These fucking guys, they just can't let this whole Rainbro thing go. It's getting annoying."
>"Aren't we being bros right now?"
>At least she sees it.
"Exactly, that's my point. It used to be a big deal that we were always broing it up and stuff, but now we kick that shit to the sidelines."
>"Thank Celestia for that, it was getting exhausting."
"I knew you were out of shape."
>"Hey!"
"All kidding aside, we've moved past Rainbro stuff now. We're grown up enough to admit any latent sexual tension between us and deal with it rationally."
>"S-sure."
>Oh god dammit.
"Rainbow?"
>"It's not my fault you always have to get your shirt off."
>The hell she's talking about, your shirt's not-
"Wha- What the hell is this?"
>"I guess it's going to be one of those stories," Dash scoots closer to you.
>No, something doesn't feel right.
"Do you feel- like something's wrong?"
>"Well you are a giant monkey and I'm a pony. It doesn't get any worse."
>When she puts it like that...
"That's not what I mean. Don't you feel like someone's-"
>You look up, finding a peculiar looking cloud. It's peculiar because it's sprouted a pair of yellow wings.
"Dammit Fluttershy, Voyeurism isn't my fetish."
>"But it sure is mine," she follows up with a squee as the cloud begins to rain-
"God- god dammit Fluttershy."
>Today was a 'going back to your roots' kind of day.
>How far back? Balls deep.
>Good thing you brought your NOS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 03:34:22 No.17614375 Report

Quoted By: >>17614389

>>17614346
I just noticed Anon's rubbing a hand all over Lyra's eye.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 03:35:35 No.17614389 Report

Quoted By:

>>17614375
Gotta keep dat crazy bitch away from his nuts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 03:36:00 No.17614398 Report

Quoted By: >>17614599

Anon arrives in Equestria

Plot twist, Chris-chan/autist of your choice was there first

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 03:45:00 No.17614537 Report

Quoted By: >>17614585

Whatever happened to the guy writing the young salad tossing anon and his ass licking adventures from a few threads back? Did he ever continue that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 03:47:21 No.17614585 Report

Quoted By: >>17614595 >>17614596

>>17614537
Nothing besides the one post. Didn't even make a pastebin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 03:48:25 No.17614595 Report

Quoted By:

>>17614585
no he continued it in the same thread with him and rarity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 03:48:26 No.17614596 Report

Quoted By:

>>17614585
>post
Thread, story, whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 03:48:32 No.17614599 Report

Quoted By:

>>17614398
>Open your eyes.
"Ugh... my head. Feels like I got hit by a damn train."
>Push yourself up, finding a herd of multicolor ponies pointing sticks and spears at you.
"When I said I wanted to get fucked, this wasn't what I meant."
>"Stay on back there ya hooligan."
"Oh great, they're all colors of the rainbow and they can talk. One of you wouldn't happen to be a doctor, would you?"
>A lone hoof rises in the crowd.
"Figures. Alright," you stand up, their improvised weapons following you all the way, "I'm going to be going this way, away from all of you if that's alright? Alright? Great."
>You don't even get a chance to turn around, "Wait a hay munching minute. You ain't like that other one."
"Other one?"
>In the background you can see a mass of flesh that resembles a man with a pair of dirty underwear on his head and 3 inches of pure tard running after a rabbit.
>"That one showed up a week back. Still can't get out the smell."
"Oh, well," rubbing your hands together, "It's been fun. Don't run with scissors. Eat your vegetables. Turn off the stove before leaving your house. Aaaand have fun with that autistic fuck of yours."
>"Wait! Don't leave us with him!"
"Sorry?! Can't hear you over the fucks I don't give!"
>You make it less than a week before you collapse from dehydration and dysentery.
>Knew you should've just ruled over Ponyland like a king...

Cake !de0V6AOrns

Cake !de0V6AOrns Tue 06 May 2014 03:50:36 No.17614632 Report

Quoted By: >>17614655

COMMENCE THE DUMP
I just threw this together off the top of my head, so please don't be too harsh. Just because I enjoy writing doesn't mean I'm always that great.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>Life in Equestria is great, and today you are playing dive-grass with some of your favorite ponies.
>Rainbow Dash, Applejack and yourself are taking turns playing two against one while Derpy stays in goal, her favorite position.
>You and Rainbow are currently playing attack against AJ, passing lazily back and forth a few times as you advance from the halfway line, AJ shouting taunts at you as you get closer.
>”Yall couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn to save yur life!”
>Farm jokes, typical.
>Rainbow Dash grins, encouraged by the taunting, and nudges the ball a few feet ahead of her before letting loose with massive shot from range.
>AJ simply watches the ball sail over her head, knuckling through the air and heading towards the top corner of the goal.
>Derpy launches herself in to the air, reaching a hoof out and knocking away the ball just feet before it found its intended target.
>AJ sighs with relief as Rainbow stamps a hoof against the ground, rather upset at failing in any way.
>”Oh come on, that was totally going in!”
>Derpy just sticks out her tongue at Rainbow as she retrieves the ball, ultimately throwing it towards you.
>”Gonna have to try harder to beat ol’ “Safest Hooves” here!”
>You chuckle to yourself as you trap the ball at your feet, eyes connecting with AJ as she prepares for whatever it is you can throw her way.
>You quickly begin to dribble forwards, AJ backtracking just slightly in order to contain you while she looks for an opening.

Cake !de0V6AOrns

Cake !de0V6AOrns Tue 06 May 2014 03:52:20 No.17614655 Report

Quoted By: >>17614679

>>17614632
Also, did basically zero proof reading, so get ready for errors galore.

>At the edge of the box, you suddenly feint left before beginning to roulette around her on her right.
>At the same time, AJ sticks out a hoof in an attempt to tackle you, but didn’t predict the roulette and ends up catching your trailing leg, sending you tumbling downwards as the ball slowly rolls forwards.
>Seeing such a blatant foul, Rainbow bolts over, grabbing the ball and placing it on the penalty spot.
>”Ref, please! Total penalty! Get Apple Jack off the pitch!”
>AJ just rolls her eyes as she helps you up.
>”Sorry ‘bout that, sugercube.”
“No hard feelings. Now, about that penalty..”
>AJ and Rainbow retreat back to the edge of the box as you adjust the placement of the ball on the 12 yard spot, eyeing down Derpy as she hops from side to side on the goal line, arms outstretched and wings flittering nervously.
“So, Derpy, you think you got this one?”
>”Just you try me.”
>She furrows her brow and crouches down, ready to dive as you begin your run up.
>You make a solid connection with the ball, sidefooting it and sending it just above and left of center.
>Derpy fully commits to the left, and is on track to miss completely, her head turning to watch the ball as she seems to drift towards the ground in slow motion.
>However, at the last moment she juts out her wings, the force slowing her down enough to give her just enough time to stick out one of her rear legs, just barely getting a foot on the ball, but enough to deflect it upwards.

Cake !de0V6AOrns

Cake !de0V6AOrns Tue 06 May 2014 03:53:37 No.17614679 Report

Quoted By: >>17614716

>>17614655

>You put your hands on your hips, frowning with disappointment as AJ and Rainbow cheer behind you, Derpy laying on the ground and pumping her hooves up in the air.
>”Yes! Derpy strikes again! Nothing gets past me!”
“You know, using your wings like that would be considered cheating in my world.”
>She turns her head towards you, the world’s stupidest grin on her face.
>The excitement of the situation seems to have even exaggerated her wall-eyedness.
>”I know, Anon. It would be cheating here too, but you have to admit, it looked pretty cool.”
>You just roll your eyes and sigh as you start kicking the ball back towards the center circle, calling out to AJ and Rainbow.
“Come on, let’s go again, I’m just getting started.”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>This was it, the final of the of the Equestria Games dive-grass tournament.
>How you managed to get on the Ponyville team was still a bit of a mystery, but that was the last of your worries.
>This was the first time Ponyville had ever gotten to the final, and things were getting tense.
>It was a hard game against the team from Seaddle, and after extra time it was still tied at 2-2, which meant penalties.
>While Derpy had been in inspired form for the entire game, penalties were still very hard to stop, and Ponyville and Seaddle had traded blows for the first six kicks, the score remaining tied at 3-3.
>You and Rainbow were the 4th and 5th penalty takers for Ponyville, and Rainbow had just buried her shot high and in the center.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 03:54:48 No.17614701 Report

Quoted By:

Anon lands in ponyland about 20 years before the start of the show. Being the horny bastard he is, he bangs a ton of mares.

Fastforward 20 years. The mane 6 are in the hospital after some adventure and need bloodwork done. The doc reveils that the tests show a disturbing likeness to each other. SIBLING resemblance, and the only common link outside the 6 of them is the most unique genes equestria has ever seen. Human genes. Said human, however, has been missing for years.

How do they react?

tl;dr, Anon banged the mane 6's moms and knocked them up with the mane 6. Anon is nowhere to be found when they find out.

Cake !de0V6AOrns

Cake !de0V6AOrns Tue 06 May 2014 03:56:10 No.17614716 Report

Quoted By: >>17614754

>>17614679

>She was jogging back to the center circle as Derpy adjusted her gloves before taking her place in the goal.
>While she was approximately one million times more nervous than when she saved your penalty, her wings remained firmly at her sides, held there by the same spell that was cast on every pegasus on the field.
>The ref blows his whistle and the Seaddle player begins her run-up, Derpy crouching down and furrowing her brow once again as she attempts to read the other player.
>The Seaddle player puts her shot hard and straight down the center, hoping to trick Derpy in to diving on way or the other.
>Derpy, however, jumps forward with a grin as soon as the shot is taken, staying in the center and easily beating away the shot with her front two hooves.
>The other player collapses on the ground with a loud groan before slowly trudging back towards the center, knowing that she may have well just lost the game for her team.
>Derpy jumps in to the air with joy and trots off towards the side of the field with a rather happy skip in her step, and you’re sure you can hear her yell something about Safest Hooves as you begin your long walk towards the penalty spot.
>The roar of the crowd is deafening, and you do your best to calm yourself as you carefully place the ball on the penalty spot, the opposition keeper already in place and hoping from side to side.
>The score was now 4-3, so all you needed to do was score in order to secure victory for your side.
>You take as deep a breath as you can in an attempt to calm yourself as you get ready, now only waiting for the referees whistle.

Cake !de0V6AOrns

Cake !de0V6AOrns Tue 06 May 2014 03:58:38 No.17614754 Report

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>>17614716

>After what felt like an eternity, the whistle finally came, and you begin jogging towards the ball, quickly accelerating to a full run as you block out as much of the outside world as you can.
>You lean over the ball as your foot connects with it, putting as much power on it as you can while still keeping your shot just off of the ground, the ball arrowing towards the bottom right corner.
>The opposition keeper dives the same way, but hesitated for just a fraction of a second too long and can’t quite reach far enough, landing flat on the ground as the ball flys in to the back of the net after bouncing off of the inside of the post.
>You can't quite believe that you just scored, and stand in awe for a moment as the stadium erupts around you.
>Only once you hear your teammates shouting with joy do you snap out of your haze and turn back towards them, pumping your fists in the air and sprinting back towards them as you get in on the excessive shouting as well.
>Much celebratory joy was had over the next 30 minutes as you and your teammates made their way around the edge of the field, showing off all sorts of odd celebrations and clapping for the traveling fans, the evening culminating in the presenting of the trophy.
>Being the MVP, you get to be the one to raise the trophy first, your teammates crowding around you as you hoist it in to the air, Derpy even climbing up on to your shoulders to celebrate.
>And so, Anon became an Equestria Games legend and a Ponyville hero, never to be forgotten.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

And, fin. It may not have been the greatest, but at least I followed through.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 04:19:47 No.17615018 Report

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aight

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 04:54:55 No.17615552 Report

Quoted By: >>17615582 >>17616998 >>17617653 >>17633825

Teen Anon accidentally beats Celestia in a poker competition -- as much as he insists he doesn't want the prize, she forces it on him as it's the "honourable" thing to do.

The prize? An arranged marriage to her niece, Cadence -- a mare who is about a dozen years older than him.

He's less than thrilled when the tsundere, near-yandere alicorn actively begins to guard her future-spouse.

To the point of waiting outside the classroom while he's at school. Yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 04:56:58 No.17615582 Report

Quoted By: >>17615698

>>17615552
Stop wanting to fuck fictional horses Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 05:05:32 No.17615698 Report

Quoted By: >>17615756

>>17615582
Newfag detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 05:09:57 No.17615756 Report

Quoted By: >>17615833

>>17615698
Fag detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 05:15:46 No.17615833 Report

Quoted By: >>17615849

>>17615756
Detective fag'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 05:16:43 No.17615849 Report

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>>17615833
*Tips trenchcoat*

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 05:34:49 No.17616106 Report

Quoted By: >>17616138 >>17616255 >>17617862 >>17618162 >>17634652

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 05:37:52 No.17616138 Report

Quoted By: >>17616159

>>17616106
That's a good idea. You should write it. You're not a writefag or think you're not good enough to try? Tough shit! Eat a dick, bite the bullet and take a shot.
You can't get gud if you don't even try.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 05:39:39 No.17616159 Report

Quoted By: >>17616205 >>17616311

>>17616138
I did try though. I suck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 05:43:26 No.17616205 Report

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>>17616159
Well try harder, faggot. Don't worry, we'll still love you.

HOUSTON

HOUSTON Tue 06 May 2014 05:45:38 No.17616233 Report

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Who do I have to blow to see Anon explain why there is a pyramid inside a human body? tfw I cant Blow myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5IkCzvioTc

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 05:48:11 No.17616255 Report

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>>17616106
Fate, the cruel bitch, "arranged" this because being half-human synched them with the Elements more.

Also explains why they're the "special snowflakes" amongst other ponies -- speed, strength, magic, Cthulhu party shenanigans, etcetera.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 05:52:39 No.17616311 Report

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>>17616159
Post what you have, someone else can use the scraps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 05:55:14 No.17616346 Report

Quoted By: >>17616378

>>17598856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv6qL_pd1P4

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 05:57:45 No.17616378 Report

Quoted By: >>17616784

>>17616346
You're in the wrong thread motherfucker

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Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 06:44:41 No.17616784 Report

Quoted By: >>17616841

>>17616378
No, that's just the most heavily veiled story request anyone has ever seen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 06:55:51 No.17616841 Report

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>>17616784
You want Anon to build an enormous redstone machine around Ponyville?

Maybe

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 07:21:25 No.17616998 Report

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>>17615552
I want this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 09:06:57 No.17617653 Report

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>>17615552
I'd read it.

lovelymuffins !loveonoRT2

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lovelymuffins !loveonoRT2 Tue 06 May 2014 09:48:53 No.17617862 Report

Quoted By: >>17617891

>>17616106

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 09:56:07 No.17617891 Report

Quoted By: >>17617973 >>17618059

>>17617862
Magic sh- aaah fuck it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 10:11:02 No.17617973 Report

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>>17617891
>giving up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 10:27:02 No.17618059 Report

Quoted By: >>17621283

>>17617891
>day magic school in equestria
>you are harry potter, son of harry potter, and you are a wizard
>All wizards have been called harry potter ever since harry potter saved the world from the evil dark lord harry potter
>you are awoken by your dormmate harry potter, but you smack him and go back to sleep.
>Mr. potter, your head of house comes along and shouts at you shortly after
>"Harry, stop hitting harry! He just wants to play with you"
>you grumble and go to the cafeteria to get some wizard food
>Half way through eating some wizard breakfast cereal Principal Potter stand up at the podium and gives an announcement
>"Attention students! Our school seems to have been transported by some sort of powerful plot-related magic to a land of talking horses. Those of you who are interested in joining the teams studying either how we got here or our new neighbours should sigh up outside Mr. Potter's office."
>You might give that a try, maybe they are made of drugs or something.

CYOA_AiE !!YnnDOwczQiW

CYOA_AiE !!YnnDOwczQiW Tue 06 May 2014 10:41:48 No.17618162 Report

Quoted By: >>17618178 >>17619699 >>17619774

>>17616106

>You stand in the office against a wall. You'd rather not be here, but whatever.
>The doctor looks over his chart and sighs as though he had some heavy news, "I'm afraid the blood work came back from the labs." The 6 girls and their families all lean in, was it true? Were they all sisters? "It looks like there is a match, I'm afraid you all share the same father."
>Twilight goes from concerned to ecstatic, "That. Is. WONDERFUL! I've always known my heritage was more exotic than just simply unicorn! No offense dad, but I mean that's just, wow, half human."
>Rarity gives an uninterested shrug, "Though good to know medically, I personally don't care.
Daddy is my only daddy, because he bought me things." Rarity givers her had a hug and smiles.
>Rainbow and Flutters both seem very downhearted as the other girls look at them. Twilight comments, "What's the matter?" As Rainbow does heavy laugh damage control.
>"Nothings wrong! Haha, we're sisters!" Rainbow brings FS to her in a side hug, "That's awesome! Totally awesome!"
>As Dash laughs and they stop paying attention, FS whispers worriedly, "But Rainbow, we're sisters, that means that.."
>Rainbow shushes her, "What happens in Los Pesasus STAYS in Los Pegasus. And we were drunk."
>Pinkie bounces up and down happily, "Oh goodie! Now I have TWO daddies! You can never have too many daddies! That just means I'll get even MORE presents!"
>Applejack grabs Big Mac and brings him in for a wet, sloppy kiss. Breaking away, she nuzzles while looking up at him, "Ain't that great Big Mac!? Now we can get married! We weren't livin in sin after all haha." She looks to the side at Applebloom, "AB, ah think it's finally time ah told ya the truth."
>Big Mac whispers something in her ear as AJ's eye widen before she starts chuckling stupidly, "April Foals! Ah got ya, hahaha..yeah, it wuz a joke."
>AB tilts her head in confusion, "But sis, it's October"
>"Ah said April Foals!"
"So like, do I pay child support?"

CYOA_AiE !!YnnDOwczQiW

CYOA_AiE !!YnnDOwczQiW Tue 06 May 2014 10:44:03 No.17618178 Report

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>>17618162
I typed this out on my smart phone, in a car, and the screen is smashed. So I apologize for any and all errors spelling or grammar wise.

Not the Original Author

Not the Original Author Tue 06 May 2014 10:53:00 No.17618219 Report

Quoted By: >>17618363 >>17618403 >>17618533 >>17622466 >>17622846 >>17624426

Hey guys, just submitting my pastebin for your perusal:
http://pastebin.com/u/TheOriginalAuteur

Main story is Anon / Shining / Cadence (later / femmeslut Sombra)

Secondary story is Sexnomnia Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 11:16:54 No.17618363 Report

Quoted By: >>17618380

>>17618219
Post them in the thread if you want them to get read.
Just posting a pastebin link will get you like 1/20th the readers

Not the Original Author

Not the Original Author Tue 06 May 2014 11:19:10 No.17618380 Report

Quoted By: >>17618403

>>17618363
Nah, that's cool. Just throwing it up there for general interest. Afterall, the story is the culmination of three weeks work (which i desperately needed out of my system), which has been posted in a seperate thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 11:22:31 No.17618403 Report

Quoted By: >>17618613

>>17618219
>>17618380
I liked those anon marries cadence and shining stories, can you make more on that basic premise?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 11:47:27 No.17618533 Report

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>>17618219
I hope you stick around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 11:51:01 No.17618553 Report

Quoted By: >>17618562 >>17618646

Does anyone have a good anon picture that's a large size?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 11:52:30 No.17618562 Report

Quoted By: >>17618646

>>17618553
I only have this

Not the Original Author

Not the Original Author Tue 06 May 2014 12:01:42 No.17618613 Report

Quoted By: >>17618830

>>17618403

I wrote a 10 part story, with a 4 part and a 7 part extension sequel based on that idea. I could go further with it (i.e. the Wedding), but at the moment I'm tapped out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 12:06:48 No.17618646 Report

Quoted By: >>17618681 >>17618712

>>17618562
>good
>jpeg with horrible compression
get out.

>>17618553
Check the dropbox in the OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 12:14:03 No.17618681 Report

Quoted By:

>>17618646
Make me, faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 12:19:59 No.17618712 Report

Quoted By: >>17618773

>>17618646
Oh nice, when did that get added?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 12:31:31 No.17618773 Report

Quoted By: >>17618786

>>17618712
When we had this question every thread, and Wuten would shove his dropbox in everyone's face every thread as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 12:34:35 No.17618786 Report

Quoted By:

>>17618773
Oh. Well I apologise if I have caused a problem. Thanks for helping tho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 12:40:07 No.17618830 Report

Quoted By:

>>17618613
That's okay, take your time if you have to.
I was actually suggesting starting a second story that isn't part of the same canon, but with the basic premise of Anon being in the 3 way marriage. (I like the general premise)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 14:15:03 No.17619483 Report

Quoted By: >>17619588

/r/ Adult Anon is adopted by a pony.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 14:25:26 No.17619588 Report

Quoted By: >>17619657

>>17619483
"No. I'm not doing it."
>"Don't be a meany weenie, open wide."
"I said no," moving your head to the side.
>"You can't grow up big and strong if you don't eat your vegetables."
"I'm already grown up you- mggh!"
>"There, all better," Pinkie digs her spoon back into whatever putrid substance that is. "Wasn't that good?"
"It tastes like my aunts knicke- GJGFUF!"
>"Yummy yummy in your tummy."
"Blech! I'm not a kid, Pinkie! I'm a fully grown man!"
>"No you're not silly. Now open wide," brandishing her spoon yet again.
>No.
>NO.
>NO!
"I'm. A. Man!" you shout, breaking free of the rope that bound your body.
>Pinkie recoils back, slightly fearful of your strength, "N- no. That's a bad Anon. Bad."
>She attempts to retreat as you close in on her, managing to grab her tail at the last second.
>"You're grounded, mister. You hear me? Super grounded!"
"Fine, I'm grounded," you smile at her plump little rear, "But first, it's time for -you- to open wide!"
>Today was a consensual rape kind of day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 14:34:44 No.17619657 Report

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>>17619588
That's not how speaker attributions work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 14:38:53 No.17619699 Report

Quoted By: >>17626229

>>17618162

10/10

good synergy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 14:49:07 No.17619774 Report

Quoted By: >>17619783 >>17626229

>>17618162
I expect this to be continued. Has a lot of lulzy potential.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 14:50:28 No.17619783 Report

Quoted By: >>17626229

>>17619774
I second this and am in no way this guy samefagging.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 15:16:34 No.17619977 Report

Quoted By:

>>17609016
Continue

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 17:00:40 No.17620830 Report

Quoted By: >>17620885 >>17620957 >>17621017 >>17621239 >>17622376 >>17622994 >>17623377

slow.

Old fics that need to be finished - what are they?
>inb4 Alicorn in Equestria

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 17:07:03 No.17620885 Report

Quoted By: >>17620929

>>17620830
Applejack's Season

Spike-Anon adventures

Probationary Anon

;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 17:11:36 No.17620929 Report

Quoted By: >>17625853

>>17620885
Lady's MANon.
Yes yes I'm aware of >Shinpls. But I legitimately enjoyed the fic.
Also, Irish's rewrite of A Strange New World

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 17:14:18 No.17620957 Report

Quoted By:

>>17620830
the interviews

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 17:19:11 No.17621017 Report

Quoted By: >>17621119

>>17620830
Magic School
EquestriaCraft
Sherlock Sparkle

I'm gonna get shit for this
Among Thieves

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 17:29:51 No.17621119 Report

Quoted By: >>17621200 >>17621236 >>17621262 >>17621273

>>17621017
I just wrote a chapter of magic school for you you ungrateful bastard.

Minecraft Anon in equestria was good and I want more.
Those forced pony cuddles stories were nice.
Spoonlicker needs more updates.
More Poonlicker too.
I liked those Anon is married to shining and cadence ones, we need more of those

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 17:37:17 No.17621200 Report

Quoted By: >>17621213

>>17621119
Was the Cadende and SA married to Anon one shots from many Anons? Or were they from one guy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 17:38:34 No.17621213 Report

Quoted By:

>>17621200
Whoever wanted/wants to write them, as far as i care.
The more the merrier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 17:40:33 No.17621236 Report

Quoted By:

>>17621119
I love me some poonlicker.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 17:40:49 No.17621239 Report

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>>17620830
I don't care anymore. It's clear they aren't getting updated.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 17:41:56 No.17621251 Report

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Story idea: Anon keeps predicting what ponies will say next, and taking the wind out of their sails.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 17:42:51 No.17621262 Report

Quoted By: >>17621283

>>17621119
>I just wrote a chapter of magic school for you you ungrateful bastard.
when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 17:44:00 No.17621273 Report

Quoted By:

>>17621119
>muffins doesn't want your story updated
WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYY

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 17:45:00 No.17621283 Report

Quoted By:

>>17621262
see
>>17618059

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 18:05:17 No.17621502 Report

Quoted By: >>17621665 >>17621684

>no one waiting on my stories
I am free

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 18:22:05 No.17621665 Report

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>>17621502

>Implying you didn't sing away your body and soul the moment you joined the thread.

Sit down and give me twenty lines of Rainbro as penance for your foolishness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 18:23:54 No.17621684 Report

Quoted By: >>17621958

>>17621502

>Implying you didn't sign away your body and soul the moment you joined the thread.

Sit down and give me twenty lines of Rainbro as penance for your foolishness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 19:01:08 No.17621958 Report

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>>17621684

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Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 19:49:49 No.17622376 Report

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>>17620830
To many

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 19:57:41 No.17622466 Report

Quoted By:

>>17618219
Hot damn was wondering when you'd show up in here. Congrats on having the balls to post your story in its own thread, and I hope writing for us sods has sparked some creative interest in you.

Silver_Smoulder !!qyrpl8I6nFN

Silver_Smoulder !!qyrpl8I6nFN Tue 06 May 2014 20:30:06 No.17622846 Report

Quoted By: >>17623466

>>17618219

Femmeslut Sombra? Color me intrigued.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 20:42:50 No.17622994 Report

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>>17620830
Aether's story.
Aether come back pls

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM

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Mandroid !b0nLshMElM Tue 06 May 2014 20:50:47 No.17623074 Report

Quoted By: >>17623093

I finished this last night but it was crazy late so I slept.

-Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehJAm6ACO5M -

>You and Spitfire fly just above the clouds over Equestria on your way to the Wonderbolts Academy.
>It's a few hours long flight and the two of you had been talking the entire time, it was actually kind of fun, Spitfire had a ton of questions about Earth and was way cooler than you gave her credit for when she was in her off hours.
>”So they all raced usin' the thing you use?” she asks.
“Kinda, it was more these...well, they were these big engines that were connected to pods behind them with cables, and they raced through the desert with them. When I saw it, I thought it looked like they were trying to drive a rocket with their feet and no eyes.”
>Spitfire laughs a single sharp laugh. “You guys got some weird movies over there, Anny!”
“And I didn't even tell you about the Midichlorians...”
>”The what in the who now?”
>You chuckle and shake your head. “Something I try every day to forget about. I think I see the academy.”
>Since the last time you'd been at the Academy, the fall semester had started for new recruits. Dozens of fliers fly around the outside of the grounds, either in new classes and learning the ropes or taking tours with eager parents before they send their child off to school.
>Wait till they see the mess hall food...
“Do we want to make an entrance or are we gonna be subtle about this?” you ask your wingman.
>Spitfire “tch”'s “What do you think, Anny?” she says before shooting off towards the densest cluster of fliers. You follow right after.
>”Hey there!” “Nice ta meetcha!” “It only gets cooler from here, kids!”
“Hi, nice to meet you.” “You can call my Anonymous.” “Welcome to the Wonderbolts Academy!”
>Public relations never stopped for a Wonderbolt, even in transit to places.
>Once you got past the masses, you both bee-lined to the elite locker rooms.

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM Tue 06 May 2014 20:53:09 No.17623093 Report

Quoted By: >>17623110

>>17623074
>You had flown in in your flight jacket but for aerial maneuvers training, it behooved you to switch to your flight suit.
>You were the only one in the locker room at this hour considering it was the start of the semester and you can only assume that Spitfire was in the same situation over on the mares side judging by the fact that she left the service door open to keep shooting the shit.
>”So was that spill in Zebrica the worst injury you ever had on the job?” her disembodied voice asks.
“No. And thanks for that, by the way.”
>”I said I was sorry...” she says meekly.
>She did at that, and you'd been in a good enough mood since finding this common ground with Spitfire that you were willing to let it slide.
“My worst injury? Thaaaaat's a toughy...”
>You think back through your career of bumps and bruises.
“Well there was this one time when I was training with 'Dash that I ran into a water tower face first.”
>You can practically hear Spitfire wince. “Not looking where you were going?”
“I was gloating because I was ahead of her, found out I was only ahead because she veered to avoid it three seconds later.”
>”So -that's- why you're such a boyscout, eh?”
“I'm sure it's something to do with it.”
>You begin squeezing your torso into the suit.

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM Tue 06 May 2014 20:54:53 No.17623110 Report

Quoted By: >>17623132

>>17623093
>”Rainbow Dash...you mean the Element of Loyalty?” Spitfire asks.
“Very same one.”
>”I've seen her up here, she broke a few academy records when she showed.”
“I'm aware, I've seen the plaques.”
>Talk about awkward sightings.
>”What's the deal with you two?”
>You sigh as you get your arms in.
“It's not a new story. We both went out for the team, I got in, she didn't, she didn't take it well and broke up with me.”
>”That blows. You ever try and patch it up?”
“Would if she'd talk to me.”
>Spitfire whistles and you hear her slap her goggles on. “That sucks Anny, royally. Remind me one day to tell you some of my shit breakup stories.”
>You zip up and put your own goggles on, tugging at your control gloves. “Let's worry about that after we get these moves down. Are you ready?”
>”I've been ready since you made me apologize again. Let's go!”

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM Tue 06 May 2014 20:56:51 No.17623132 Report

Quoted By: >>17623153

>>17623110
>You pull up hard and clench your fists to get some boost from your pack, coming up right in front of Spitfire's face and requiring her to flap back.
>”Whoa! Easy Anny!” she calls out, clearly annoyed.
“Sorry! I was trying to catch that slipstream you made!”
>Spitfire's shoulders slump a bit. “-I- was trying to go for your contrails.”
>You drag your palm down your face.
“Goddamit.”
>Spitfire sighs and flaps up to where you're hovering. “Come on, let's land and see what the techies gotta say.”
“Got it, on your left.”
>You fall in behind Spitfire as she flies over to where Bunsen Burner is messing with his instruments.
>”Gimme some good news, man.”
>Bunsen Burner taps his anemometer and writes some things down. “You and Anonymous were going an average of 80% your normal speed!” he announces.
>Spitfire releases an utterly disgusted sigh and sits on the bench nearby.
“Hey, at least it's better than Soarin', that was barely over half.”
>”Two thirds!” Bunsen announces.
“What he said.”
>Spitfire sighs and rests her head on her hooves still. “Two thirds or 99%, it's not our best, and that's what we need for the next race.”
>You sit down next to her.
“Who's our next race against?”
>”Buncha punk-ass dragons who cobbled together and made a crew. They may not be the smartest, but -damned- if dragons aren't fast.”
“Mmm...is it gonna be that bad, you think?”
>Bunsen pushes his glasses up. “A margin of error is natural in these early stages!”
>”We need to pull something out of our asses if we're gonna pull off a win against those speedsters.” she laments.
>Spitfire waves her hoof. “Anny and I are gonna take five, Bunny. Go get yourself something to eat.”
>Bunsen nods and trots off. As soon as he's out of sight, Spitfire rolls off the bench and lays flat on her back on the ground.

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM Tue 06 May 2014 20:58:38 No.17623153 Report

Quoted By: >>17623184

>>17623132
“Uhh...”
>You sit down on the grass next to her.
“Are you okay?”
>”If you could race anywhere, where'd you wanna go?”
>You blink a few times while that goes through your head.
“Hello non sequiter fairy, how are you?”
>”I mean it, anywhere in the world.” Spitfire says, looking at you through the bottoms of her eyes.
>You lean back a bit.
“Well...I've always liked the water, so maybe someplace near that?”
>”Like a beach or somethin'?”
>You shake your head.
“Not like a beach, like -over- the water. Something about riding over all that blue as fast as I can is cool.”
>Spitfire nods. “I'd wanna race through a volcano.”
>You cock an eyebrow.
“Are you serious?”
>”Hell yeah!” Spitfire says, pointing up at the clouds. “You know how much of my life has been spent lookin' down at those big wads of marshmallow? Lemme see a course where everything's goin' to Tatarus at least -once- before I kick it.”
“Racing like that'll make you kick it a bit sooner than expected, boss.”
>Spitfire smirks. “Pffft. Come on Anny, you know Wonderbolts don't die.”
>You wish you could have her level of confidence. You knew you were good, but Spitfire had a way of being confident enough to make everyone around her follow suit, you just couldn't help it.”
“Oh I didn't know immortality came with this gig.”
>”Only if you're one of the aces, Anny. 'Bolts haven't lost an ace of ours in five hundred years.” she says, rather proud of herself.
>Yeah...

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM Tue 06 May 2014 21:01:29 No.17623184 Report

Quoted By: >>17623243

>>17623153
“...Any of them going up against dragons?”
>Spitfire frowns. “One or two, but they came out alright.”
“I dunno. Aren't dragons to proud to lose? Won't they torch half the countryside if we beat them?”
>Spitfire's smile returns quickly to her face and she slicks back her mane. “Well then the RAF will just have to take care of it.”
>You frown, unamused.
“Spit's, we're the head of the RAF.”
>”Exactly! And 'Bolt Aces can't die, we're golden!” she says.
>You sigh and shake your head.
“Maybe I'm overthinking it...”
>”Would it be the first time?”
“Heeeeell no.”
>Spitfire lightly punches your arm. “Then lighten up, dude! We got the best job in the kingdom and we're the best there is at what we do! We'll figure something out.”
>You look at her in disbelief. “Something'll just...come to us?”
>Spitfire sits up and taps your forehead. “Anny, we're not the best because we're the fastest or the ones with the biggest wings or the ones who put rockets on our backs, we're the best because of our instincts.”
>She smirks. “And there isn't a place or time out instincts are most pure than in the middle of a race!”
>You...guess that made sense.
“I guess that makes sense.”
>Spitfire pumps her hoof. “Right on! Now follow me, let's see if we can slipstream this time!”
>With that, Spitfire shoots up into the air.
“Right behind you, boss.”
>You ignite your pack and take after her, seeing if these instincts could pull something off for the two of you before these dragons pummeled your team.

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM Tue 06 May 2014 21:07:15 No.17623243 Report

Quoted By: >>17623270 >>17623386

>>17623184
Pastebin updated.
http://pastebin.com/u/Mandroid
For Irish: http://pastebin.com/C75pvj3r
Thoughts?

It's been quite a while of stops and starts and problems, but I'm happy to say that the storm is weathered. My new comp is here and working and has a word processor and I have all my old notes and files back so I can -finally- start getting back to releasing these with some degree of regularity.

We're about at the halfway point on this story now, rest is comin', promise.

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Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 21:09:17 No.17623270 Report

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>>17623243

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 21:17:29 No.17623377 Report

Quoted By:

>>17620830
Sky's the Limit
Ageless
It's a Moon Thing
Queen of Hearts
Surface of the Sun
I'll remember some more later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 21:18:17 No.17623386 Report

Quoted By:

>>17623243
Delicious update

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 21:23:27 No.17623466 Report

Quoted By:

>>17622846
Is that what it's about? Hmmm, now I may just take up reading.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 22:15:16 No.17624408 Report

Quoted By: >>17624425 >>17624946

>"Hey Anon!"
"Rainbow Dash!"
>The two of you come running up to one another as Rainbow jumps into your embrace. With a right hug, you let her go as she takes to flapping and scratching the back of her head, "No Hetero."
"No Hetero."
>Twilight and pals come walking up and smirk, "Gee Rainbow, with how much you talked about Anon, I'd think you'd show just a little more affection."
>Rainbow blushes angry as she turns back, "S-shut up!"
>Everyone had a good laugh as you like fun at her.
"Miss me that much eh? That's cause you had nobody to bum free meals off."
>Soarin and Braeburn come walking behind you, "Look who's talking, Anon spent days talking about Rainbow while we were coming back."
"I did not!"
>Now everyone laughs at you as Rainbow snickers and jabs you at the side. You jab back and get into a tussle, practically rolling over one another.
>Everyone watches, causing the two of you to stop,get up, and blush while scratching the back of your heads and saying "No hetero."
"No hetero."

>At a bar, the girls drink as Twilight taps RD, "Say, I've been meaning to ask, way does "No hetero" mean?"

>Back at home, you, Brae, and Soarin drink as you talk to them.
"You know, "no hetero", like, "I don't see you or meant it in a romantic way." we're just buds."
>Brae raises and eye brow and points to him and Soarin, "No see, Soarin and I, we're just buds. But you don't see us wrastlin each other."
>Soarin smiles flirty, "Speak for yourself."

>"C'mon Rainbow, seriously?"
>"I'm serious, Anon and I are just friends. That's it."
>Rarity leans forward holding her wine glass, "You and Anon are pretty chummy for friends. I mean, Spike is my best friend, but I'd never flirt with him the way you do with Anon."
>Spike leans forward to with a crushed sigh, "Don't remind me."

"So all guys and girls HAVE to fuck? They can't just be friends?"
>"They can be anything they want, but y'all AINT friends, yer in love an won't admit it."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 22:16:31 No.17624425 Report

Quoted By: >>17624723 >>17624946 >>17624997 >>17635524 >>17635575 >>17635594

>>17624408

>"I don't love Anon! That's gross!"

>"Admit Anon! Ya luv her!"

"I already told you, were just friends!"

>"Friends don't give each other playful mouth kisses."

"I already told you! It's just to see who gets grossed out first!"
>Reaching a climax of anger, both you and Dash yell, "Enough!" As Dash gets up and walks away pissed, "I'm going home."
>Twilight sips at her fruity drink, "What was that about?" As Rarity elegantly holds her glass before sipping.
>"Sexual frustration I'm sure."

>At home, you fluff your pillow.
"I can't believe people keep thinking we're an item."
>Rainbow knocks a pillow on the mattress shaking her head, "Stupid ponies, forcing their insecurity and gender views on others."
"Yeah, but we know better. We'll always be pals."
>"The best of pals."
>Crawling in bed, the two of you lay facing one another and smiling.
"So uhhh.."
>"Little spoon?"
"Little spoon."
>Rainbow turns around and allows you to snuggle up behind her.
>Nuzzling her neck, you sigh happily as she swishes her tail a bit. Suddenly her wings begin to expand and scrape against your stomach. Causing your dick to expand, and touch her butt.
>"..."
"...."
>"No hetero?"
"No hetero."
>Today was at totally not hetero day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 22:16:40 No.17624426 Report

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>>17618219
Yo, I'm like half way through part seven, and this shit is fucking retarded. The best part imo was the prologue, and the ending to that didn't even sync up with the actual story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 22:36:15 No.17624723 Report

Quoted By: >>17626229

>>17624425
Good job.

Silver_Smoulder !!qyrpl8I6nFN

Silver_Smoulder !!qyrpl8I6nFN Tue 06 May 2014 22:41:37 No.17624798 Report

Quoted By: >>17624883

Is it bad form to post an unfinished chapter?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 22:47:37 No.17624883 Report

Quoted By: >>17625031

>>17624798
Why would you be posting an unfinished chapter?

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Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 22:52:25 No.17624946 Report

Quoted By: >>17626229

>>17624408
>Spike leans forward to with a crushed sigh, "Don't remind me."
>>17624425
10/10, would befriend and enter into an awkward state of 'what are we' with.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 22:55:52 No.17624997 Report

Quoted By: >>17626229

>>17624425
Hey bro we're not lovers bro, are we bro?/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 22:57:50 No.17625031 Report

Quoted By: >>17625776

>>17624883
I dunno. Critique, suggestions? I don't generally know what exactly I want to write about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 23:41:45 No.17625776 Report

Quoted By:

>>17625031
Well post it I guess.

Irish

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Irish Tue 06 May 2014 23:46:15 No.17625853 Report

Quoted By: >>17625930 >>17626229

>>17620929
>>17620929
>Also, Irish's rewrite of A Strange New World
ths fucking guy
it aint happening sorry anon I fucking amaged to lose it cause I'm literally retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 23:50:06 No.17625930 Report

Quoted By: >>17625950

>>17625853
Are you like drunk or something?

Irish

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Irish Tue 06 May 2014 23:51:25 No.17625950 Report

Quoted By: >>17625965

>>17625930
>like
Im far beyond ta anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 23:52:01 No.17625965 Report

Quoted By: >>17626095

>>17625950
d'aww

Irish

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Irish Tue 06 May 2014 23:59:06 No.17626095 Report

Quoted By: >>17626345

>>17625965
I love you too

CYOA_AiE !!YnnDOwczQiW

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CYOA_AiE !!YnnDOwczQiW Wed 07 May 2014 00:06:11 No.17626229 Report

Quoted By:

>>17625853
How did you lose it?

>>17624997
>>17624946
>>17624723
>All these comments

I never imagined it would be well received. Thank you Anons, this makes me happy on an otherwise crappy day.

>>17619699
>>17619783
>>17619774

Glad you all liked this too, but I dont know if it could be continuing worthy. Especially since Applecest, and Sistercest are things here. Even if they were for a joke.

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 00:11:43 No.17626345 Report

Quoted By: >>17626524 >>17626539

>>17626095
>tfw jelly of Stavi
>tfw will never have my own qt as fuck Irish bf

Irish

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Irish Wed 07 May 2014 00:22:20 No.17626524 Report

Quoted By: >>17626648 >>17627430

>>17626345
not with that ucking attidue you womt
get your ass down to ireland and find some cutesy bottoms like me, you wont reget it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 00:23:14 No.17626539 Report

Quoted By:

>>17626345

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 00:28:49 No.17626648 Report

Quoted By: >>17627522

>>17626524
>tfw had one but got dumped
Can I clone you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 01:00:26 No.17627430 Report

Quoted By:

>>17626524
Shit i want to visit Ireland at some point. Not to pick up dudes though. Just want to get drunk a lot in yet another foreign land and maybe some sightseeing too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 01:04:17 No.17627522 Report

Quoted By: >>17628438

>>17626648
>Geoff Ramset
You have good taste, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 01:10:36 No.17627683 Report

Quoted By: >>17627788 >>17627993 >>17629039

>S5 pushed back to 2015
Well then, I hope for an increase of writers and readers as the hunger for ponies slowly sets in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 01:14:14 No.17627788 Report

Quoted By:

>>17627683

Eh, I think it might be the end for me. Too much bad news, not enough pony, and slow lost of interest.

I can handle the wait, and interest, but the bad news. The EQG Spin off show, the confirmed second movie, show taking a shitty turn. Its killing my interest more than the shitposting and trolls combined.

>ignore it

I cant, its the source of my writing. No, I think this summer could be my last. Only time will tell. I hope its not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 01:22:40 No.17627993 Report

Quoted By: >>17628033 >>17628489 >>17628561

>>17627683
Hiatus kills creativity anon, AiE has always lost writefags during hiatus. Now there are barely any writefags left nowadays.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 01:24:20 No.17628033 Report

Quoted By: >>17628134 >>17628396

>>17627993
Some people here haven't even watched Season 4 yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 01:26:58 No.17628095 Report

Quoted By:

Our end approaches. Are you prepared, AiE?

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 01:28:59 No.17628134 Report

Quoted By: >>17628755 >>17628792

>>17628033
>there are people who actually watch the show
>they're in this thread right now

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 01:41:11 No.17628396 Report

Quoted By:

>>17628033
TFW internet has been too shit to watch/download it.
At least one day I'll be able to feel like I'm watching the show for the first time again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 01:43:04 No.17628438 Report

Quoted By: >>17628645

>>17627522

>Geoff
>Not Ryan

Do you even Edgar?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 01:45:44 No.17628489 Report

Quoted By:

>>17627993
I actually started writing AiE during the S3-S4 hiatus, to help out fellow Twifags over in the /ntt/.

Come on. I remember the FIRST hiatus. We weren't necessarily sure we'd get a second season, we'd speculate about this Discord character. The fandom was still creative. I feel good about this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 01:48:50 No.17628561 Report

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>>17627993
Actually, I started writing during the hiatus after season 2.

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 01:50:34 No.17628598 Report

Quoted By:

>Doom&gloom kiddies wandered back in.
Well, I need an excuse to fuck off from 4chan for a bit tonight and write while the shouts of falling skies fill the thread.
Thanks faggot for revitalizing me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 01:52:33 No.17628645 Report

Quoted By: >>17628707

>>17628438
>implying I'd want to be the onbe in the hole
U high, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 01:55:24 No.17628707 Report

Quoted By: >>17628745

>>17628645

I never said I wanted to be Edgar. I want to be Ryan.

requesting a story where Anon traps one of the Mane 6 in a hole in his house. He takes care of her and is very protective of her, and the others can come and visit if they like, but she has to stay with him.

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG Wed 07 May 2014 01:57:10 No.17628745 Report

Quoted By: >>17628783 >>17628807 >>17628845 >>17628957

>>17628707
"No, you don't understand. Rarity is the one in the hole!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 01:57:51 No.17628755 Report

Quoted By:

>>17628134
>I don't
>I didn't like the movie
>I'm worried at all.

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 01:59:38 No.17628783 Report

Quoted By: >>17628845

>>17628745

....I want this. Badly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 02:00:18 No.17628792 Report

Quoted By: >>17629087

>>17628134
You are the autism.

ElectricJetDonkey

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ElectricJetDonkey Wed 07 May 2014 02:00:58 No.17628807 Report

Quoted By: >>17628845

>>17628745
Well Rarity WOULD be the one least opposed to putting lotion on her skin.

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 02:03:33 No.17628845 Report

Quoted By:

>>17628807
>>17628783
>>17628745

Didn't we already get Rarity trapped in a hole?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 02:10:03 No.17628957 Report

Quoted By:

>>17628745
Ryan Haywood/Rarity OTP

If anyone makes this happen I'd lpse my sides. Pls. Anyone?

anonpencil

anonpencil Wed 07 May 2014 02:15:05 No.17629039 Report

Quoted By:

>>17627683
welp, time to get drunk tonight and write terribly to ease the pain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 02:17:59 No.17629087 Report

Quoted By:

>>17628792
ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 02:30:13 No.17629298 Report

Quoted By: >>17629648 >>17629682

Good God, I only just now saw the Hiatus was confirmed for 7+ months. Season 3 --> 4 was 9 months but for some reason this one feels longer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 02:51:19 No.17629648 Report

Quoted By: >>17629780

>>17629298
We must build our own pone show.
With blackjack and hookers!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 02:53:22 No.17629682 Report

Quoted By:

>>17629298
Oh yeah, less of a wait WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 02:58:09 No.17629780 Report

Quoted By:

>>17629648
In fact, forget the pones and blackjack!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 03:04:06 No.17629869 Report

Quoted By: >>17630051 >>17630589

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearlfish
>However, some species are known to be parasitic on sea cucumbers, eating their gonads and living in their anal pores.

Story idea: Anon lives inside Big Macintosh's anus, eating his gonads from the inside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 03:16:49 No.17630051 Report

Quoted By:

>>17629869
Not this shit again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 03:54:24 No.17630589 Report

Quoted By:

>>17629869
smbc pls

anonpencil

Anonpencil Writes Drunk For Rat: Hope Sinks (oneshit)

anonpencil Wed 07 May 2014 03:55:14 No.17630595 Report

Quoted By: >>17630619

>The little orange filly looks up at you with big doleful eyes and smiles a hopeful smile at you. The very sight of it makes you hard with anticipation.
“R-really?” She squeaks out. “You'll adopt me?”
“I swear it,” you say calmly, trying to hide your gleeful giggles.
>This is too much fun. You can see her getting her hopes up, feel her slowly falling in love with you. Soon she'll be devoted to you, just at the promise of a forever home. You smile warmly at her, and she gasps.
“Wow, I've never...never had a dad before. Can I call you dad?”
“Sure you can, Pumpkin,” you say gently.
>You can see tears brimming in her tiny eyes.
“Will we go to the park together?”
“You betcha.”
“Will you help me learn how to fly?”
“Of course, darling.”
“Will you tell me you love me every night?”
“Every. Single. Night.”
>She gasps, her little cheeks glowing a bright red and wet lines slowly tracing their way down through the cur on her face.
“I'll even tell you I love you right this minute...”
“You WILL?”
“If...”
>You see her smile waver just a little bit, but she stays hopeful. Foolish girl. You raise a finger in front of her, almost like you're telling her to pause her enthusiasm.
“If,” you go on. “You are able to earn your cutie mark.”
>Now she really does seem to sag a little. You knew that would get her. Then, nearly right away, she perks up again, shrugging off any sadness that had begun to consumer her. The younger ones do tend to be more resilient, but you can't help be impressed that she's still smiling.
>Somehow, you're all the harder for it.
“W-well,” she says, trying to stay bright. “I'm sure I'll manage in time. I'll do my best Anon! For you!”
>Hynnnngh your dick. You can't keep from smiling fiendishly.
“I don't mean eventually,” you say slowly. “I mean now. I can't possibly have a daughter who doesn't have her cutie mark yet.”
“So how long-”

(1/?)

anonpencil

Anonpencil Writes Drunk For Rat: Hope Sinks (oneshit)

anonpencil Wed 07 May 2014 03:57:23 No.17630619 Report

Quoted By: >>17630636 >>17630667

>>17630595

>Before she can go on, you lean down very close to her face, so you're almost kissing her. You smile broadly and a low laugh rumbles in your throat.
“You have,” you say very slowly, enjoying each syllable. “One. Minute.”
>As the color drains from her face, the happy tear lines suddenly look cold and fearful. Her smile is gone, and in its place is a gaunt, horrified expression. Her mouth works, but no sounds come out, and her little, useless wings quiver.
“Go,” you hiss.
>For a moment, she can't seem to move. Then, all at once, she's completely in motion in every direction. Her little orange carrot stick legs flail through the air.
“Um, um, um...” she says endlessly.
>You can't stop smiling.
>Scootaloo rushes to the fence and grabs up a rope in her mouth, desperately she tries to spin it like a lasso, but instead it catches her back leg and she topples forward onto the ground with a tiny “uff.” the rope continues to coil around her until she's well bound.
>God, if only you were into pony bondage. Then at least saddles would be sexy.
>She glances up at you frantically as you calmly tap your wrist. With a whine of frustration, she rushes to her her feet and tries to shake off the rope.
>She spots a bucket and quickly runs to it. With a groan of frustration through clenched teeth, she tries to balance the bucket atop her head. It sways there precariously a moment, then topples forward onto her head like a hat. You hear her cry of desperation echo from inside. She pulls up the bucket to look at you.
>Again, you tap your wrist.
>Still saying um over and over again, she rushes to stand in front of you, then suddenly breaks out into an awkward, flailing dance.
“W-winter wrap up winter wrap uuuup...” she sings out off key.
>You snicker to yourself under your breath.

(?/3

anonpencil

Anonpencil Writes Drunk For Rat: Hope Sinks (oneshit)

anonpencil Wed 07 May 2014 03:58:44 No.17630636 Report

Quoted By: >>17630667

>>17630619

>With a sudden flurry of failure, she slips and falls onto her face. Mud flecks the orange fur on her face, clinging to the lines from her tears. She looks up at you, eyes pleading desperately.
“Five,” you say.
>She flops forward across your feet, tears springing fresh from her eyes.
“Please, Anon! I'll do anything!"
“Four.
>She kisses at your shoes.
“I'm trying, I'm trying!”
“Three.”
>She hugs tightly to her legs, as if that might keep you there.
“I promise, I'll try harder. Please stop counting."
“Two.”
>She crushes her tear-stained face against your leg, shaking her head back and forth vigorously.
“No, no no no no...”
“One.”
>She waits out the final second curled possessively around your legs, whining out that she loves you and wants so much to be your daughter. At last, you shrug your shoulders and shake your head at her. She sniffles as she looks up at you.
“Time's up,” you say wistfully.
“B-but...”
>You lean down and gently wipe a tear from her cheek, almost lovingly. For a moment, you see hope spring anew in her eyes. Slowly, you put your finger tip to your lips, and lick the tear away.
“Your tears,” you say softly. “are delicious."
>She stares up at you, horrified, as you turn away from her.
“Pathetic,” you toss the indictment over your shoulder.
>You hear her break into sobs as you walk away without looking back.

(3/4)

anonpencil

Anonpencil Writes Drunk For Rat: Hope Sinks (oneshit)

anonpencil Wed 07 May 2014 04:00:57 No.17630667 Report

Quoted By: >>17630698 >>17630705 >>17631212 >>17633633

>>17630636

>It's her fault though. None of this would have happened if she and her two fucking friends hadn't fucking come into your house to try to get their cutie marks. You had only one dragon dildo. One. And they painted it and made it into a royal scepter for Celestia, in the hopes of earning some arts and crafts cutie marks. Now, every time the princess's in town, you have to see your beautiful Vergil dildo bobbing up and down in gold and glitters at her side.
>You said you'd never forgive.
>You said you'd never forget.
>You haven't. And your vengeance tastes sweet.
>No one fucks with a man's dildo.
>You chuckle as you leave Scootaloo in the mud, and consider what you're going to do once you reach Applebloom's house.

-End-

(4/4)

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>>17630619
>(?/3

...fuck I'm drunk. Hope you enjoyed, Rat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 04:02:44 No.17630698 Report

Quoted By:

>>17630667
Applebloom part 2 when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 04:03:08 No.17630705 Report

Quoted By: >>17630721 >>17630743

>>17630667
Story idea: Anon tries to adopt scoots but screws up the paperwork and is now legally her child.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 04:05:03 No.17630721 Report

Quoted By:

>>17630705
Anon tries to adopt scoots but scoots is not an orphan
Write it yourself

anonpencil

anonpencil Wed 07 May 2014 04:06:57 No.17630743 Report

Quoted By: >>17630825

>>17630705
In one of my drunken stories? She'd probably end up dead in an abandoned baby carriage in a park somewhere.

There is no good ending for scootaloo at my hands.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 04:12:43 No.17630825 Report

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>>17630743
Scootaloo is injured and cannot talk anymore.
Anon makes her into a pet, just like you would a friendly stray dog.
She must now sleep in a kennel and eat kibble.
When the other ponies find out they decide not to offend the member of the advanced alien race and ignore it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 04:42:59 No.17631212 Report

Quoted By: >>17631221

>>17630667
AiE truly is dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 04:43:47 No.17631221 Report

Quoted By:

>>17631212
Why do you say that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 05:10:03 No.17631586 Report

Quoted By: >>17631637

/r/ Anon in zombiequestria
All the ponies are zombies or some other kind of undead and try to get anon to drop his silly anti-necrophilia taboos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 05:13:26 No.17631637 Report

Quoted By: >>17631716

>>17631586
Stay in your own thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 05:19:28 No.17631716 Report

Quoted By:

>>17631637
It's dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 05:21:12 No.17631743 Report

Quoted By: >>17631759

Hey how do you guys feel about a series of short one-shots about a tall, awkward, bumbling Anonymous trying to make friends with Ponies but failing miserably?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 05:22:21 No.17631759 Report

Quoted By: >>17631797

>>17631743
I desire for it to be written.
I am hostile to a lack of new stories to read.
Post it nigger.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 05:24:53 No.17631797 Report

Quoted By: >>17631814

>>17631759
Well, give me an hour. I'll write something.

For some reason I can't post gifs, I always get a connection error

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 05:26:17 No.17631814 Report

Quoted By: >>17632551

>>17631797
you are best nigger.

Anonymous

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I, I really don't know what I'm doing...

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 06:25:13 No.17632551 Report

Quoted By: >>17632580

>>17631814
>Your suit is too small.
>Oh dear.
>That means you have to visit Rarity.
>You examine yourself in the mirror.
>It's a pony mirror, so you have to bend down to see yourself.
>Y-ya look good!
>Slicked back hair, big smile.
>Your ears are kind big.
>You look silly in this bow-tie.
>Oh, everyone is going to think you look silly.
>Maybe you should stay home?
>It's a bit lonely here.
>You stand up straight, hair grazing the roof of your incredibly humble abode.
>It's time to go out!
>Time to go out and make friends!
>With a bubbly mix of confidence and fear you toss open your door to greet the wondeful morning in Ponyville.
>Oh look!
>It's Lyra Heartstrings, trotting along doing her business.
>She looks at you and slouch down, all that worry weighting down on your shoulders.
>"Hello Anonymous!"
"H-h-h-hello Miss Lyra!" you say, waving back at her.
>She hurries along, down the lane without another word.
>You hope you didn't scare her.
>Maybe some day you'll be a bit closer with her!
>That'd be nice.
>A friend to enjoy Ponyville with.
>That would be super.
>Well, no more dwelling on that.
>Your confidence is draining, you must get to Rarity's before anyone begins judging you.

Anonymous

I've failed you, Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 06:26:59 No.17632580 Report

Quoted By: >>17632619

>>17632551
>Having such long legs, your strides are huge and you cross Ponyville to Rarity's shop in seconds.
>It's not very active this morning...what day is it?
>Oh dear, you hope it's not a Sunday.
>Rarity is closed on Sunday.
>You wouldn't want to pester her on her day off.
>Fearfully you rap on her door, patiently waiting for an answer.
>After a few brief moments the door clicks open and Rarity pokes her head out.
>First she looks forward, and, seeing only your legs, adjusts to meet your eyes.
>Feels a little weird casting a shadow on her.
>"Hello Anonymous."
"Hello Miss Rarity," you wave.
>Why did you wave she's right in front of you?
>"Can I help you?" she asks polietely.
>She relaxes a bit, opening the door a little bit more.
>That's good!
"A-are you open today?"
>She grins uncomfortably.
>"No."
>That's bad!
"Oh my, sorry, I guess I must have..."
>"It's fine, darling. Come in, I can make a exception."
"Really? That's too kind of you."

Anonymous

I tried, kinda

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 06:29:17 No.17632619 Report

Quoted By: >>17633058

>>17632580
>She gestures for you to enter.
>You creep in, having to bend lower to get inside.
>Sweetie Belle is over by the stairs to the left.
>"Hi!"
"Hello Sweetie Belle," you say with a cough.
>For brief second you examine the area in fear.
>You hope your coughing didn't put them off.
>"What seems to be the problem, Anonymous?"
>You show off how far the sleeves come up when you fully extend your arms.
"This suit is a bit too small for me."
>"Wait, did you...did you come here in the clothes you wanted me to fix?"
>You blush and avert your eyes.
"It's my only pair of anything."
>Rarity shakes her head and leads you into her work room in the bag.
>"Sit down over there," she says, pointing to a chair.
>Rarity walks to the other end of the room, to a table covered in clothing...stuff.
"Sorry to bother you on your day off, and on such short notice," you say, feeling the urge.
>"It's nothing darling," she says with a sigh, fumbling with something.
>YOU CAUSED THAT SIGH!
>Now go over there and help that pony with what ever she's having trouble with!
>You rise to your feet, hair once again brushing the roof at your full height.
>Rushing over to Rarity to help her you accidentally catch her the second she turns around, getting a legful of her face.
>Everything she was holding goes flying.
>"Gah!"
"Oh sorry," you murmur, hunching over to quickly pick up the small, delicate spools and needles she dropped.
>"Didn't I say sit down over there?"
"Right!"

Shall I go on? No, probably shouldn't. This is too short to judge, and the writing is bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 07:09:14 No.17633058 Report

Quoted By:

>>17632619
You don't need our permission to write.
Keep going.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 07:57:15 No.17633633 Report

Quoted By:

>>17630667
Perfect

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 08:21:24 No.17633825 Report

Quoted By:

>>17615552
Batshit crazy Cadence? Hell, yeah!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 09:40:44 No.17634216 Report

Quoted By: >>17634362

One of a kind when?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 10:10:04 No.17634362 Report

Quoted By:

>>17634216

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 10:37:13 No.17634487 Report

Quoted By: >>17634500

I need a story that has stupid humor. Something that is over the top and knows it, and doesn't hesitate to be funny.

Any suggestions?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 10:37:20 No.17634490 Report

Quoted By: >>17634555 >>17634611 >>17634627

>Applejack works the farm while you follow her around talking.
"C'mon AJ, you know you want to."
>"Sorry Anon, but it ain't about whut I want. It's about whuts best fer the farm."
"Really?"
>"Yes really, muh family is very important to me. Ah can't afford tah just date anyp0ny all willi nillie, ah gotta think whut that means fer me in the long run."
"The long run?"
>"Ya know, mareiage."
"I'm pretty sure we can get married, if commitment is an issue for.."
>She loads a cart of apples onto her carriage and sighs, "Look, Yer a nice guy Anon, and ah like spendin time with ya. But there are some things ya just can't give me."
"What, an orgasm? I can do that, you want me to get you some mare testimonials?"
>"No Anon, foals."
"You don't think I can't kidnap?"
>"Ah mean my own, whuts the point in datin if ya can't get married and have foals?"
"Because it's fun to spend time with somebody you care about on an intimate and personal level?"
>"Ya flatter me Anon, ya really do. But, it's nothin personal. I'll see ya around."

>Many years later, you and Rainbro sit at a table, and quietly eat your food.
>"AJ is dating again."
"Who is it this time?"
>"No, I mean she is on the market again."
"..."
>"But she has a kid."
"What!?"
>"Yeah, poor mare really got played like the fiddle she has in her room."
"Tsk, whatever. Like I care."
>"Says the guy who just got upset over hearing it."
"Not upset, just, ok, pretty upset."
>"I don't think you'd.."
"No."
>"Ah c'mon Anon, I'd bet she'd love to have you back in her life."
"Do I even want her back in mine?"
>"Don't look now, but it's AJ."
>You freeze up as RD smiles, "How did that make you feel? Remember that."

>Weeks later, you knock at a door as AJ opens it. She has an aged, and tired expression over the once bright, and youthful appearance.
>"A-Anon!? Whut a surprise! If ah had known, i would have uhh.."
"Say, can I come in?"
>"Well ah don't know, it's mighty messy and.."
"I've seen your best, I think I can handle your worst."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 10:39:24 No.17634500 Report

Quoted By:

>>17634487
http://pastebin.com/zvwuHxNM

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 10:48:01 No.17634555 Report

Quoted By:

>>17634490
Awww

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 10:57:22 No.17634611 Report

Quoted By: >>17634626

>>17634490
>"You don't think I can't kidnap?"
Hahahaha, I can't read any more with tires in my eye. But more anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 10:59:08 No.17634626 Report

Quoted By:

>>17634611
>tires in my eye
You should probably go see a doctor

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 10:59:16 No.17634627 Report

Quoted By:

>>17634490
>played like a fiddle
I can't hear that anymore without laughing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 11:02:10 No.17634652 Report

Quoted By: >>17634662

>>17616106

>The six sit in one of the examination rooms of the hospital after asking to speak with a certain staff member privately. Although strange, they argued it was of great importance, and were granted their request.
>Applejack and Rarity sit patiently in the two seats in the room. Rainbow lays across the examination table while Fluttershy sits on the edge and idly kicks her hooves. Pinkie browses all of the gizmos near the sink, semi-restrained by Twilight giving her an explanation for each one.
>When the handle turns, the six drop whatever they were doing and stare at the door. Only having been given the name of the genetic provider, none were sure what to expect.
>A large being dressed in a white coat enters the room and is beset by the hungry faces.
“C-can I help you?”

>The group answers with silence.
>”SECOND MOMMY!”
>Until Pinkie leaps at the standing figure.
“What?! Get off of me, I’m not your mom.”
>Anonymous tries to undo the vice like grip, but every inch gained quickly snaps back into place. Twilight steps up from the back of the room.
>”I’m sorry; she can be kind of clingy at times. Pinkie, you should let us explain to Anonymous first.”
“Explain what?”
>”This.”

>Twilight levitates over a folder full of medical records. Blood types, immunities, allergies, birth certificates, weight and height. Despite the pink poof fiercely rubbing against their cheek, Anonymous reads through the charts.
“I don’t quite follow; these look pretty normal. Also, which one of you is Pinkie?”
>”That’s me~”
“I should have known. Try to balance your diet. And Rainbow Dash.”
>”Yo.”
“Eat some more fiber.”
>Rarity uses her magic to highlight one of the tables.
>”But what about this here?”
“Your immune systems? Looks healthy. Healthier than average, actually.”

(1/2)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 11:03:18 No.17634662 Report

Quoted By: >>17634720

>>17634652

>Twilight stands as tall as she can in an attempt to meet Anon’s size.
>”Exactly. Specifically, our immune systems are different from most ponies, and we share very specific similarities. After asking around the only link we could find is you.”
>Anonymous nods and closes the folder.
“Ah, I see. Pinkie, could you let go now? There’s something I need to share.”
>Dropping back to the floor, Pinkie and the other five settle into their various seats.
“You girls don’t need my life story, so I’ll keep this short. Years ago I was what is known as a wet nurse. My breast milk was pumped out and offered to families who needed or wanted it for their newborns. Breast milk is very important for developing babies, and is a key part in building a young immune system. That is what the paperwork is showing you.”
>Applejack leans in with her question.
>”Are we still related somehow?”
“I guess you could say you are milk-siblings. I rarely did the actual feeding directly, and I would remember if it was any of you pretty girls. I’m sorry to say, but you are about as related to me as you are to Daisy.”

>Fluttershy pokes her head passed Rainbow Dash.
>”W-would it be alright for us to still call you Mom?”
“No it would not. I just offered a little milk. The ones who raised you and helped you become who you are today are the people deserving you calling them Mom and Dad.”
>Rarity follows with her own question; her tone amicable and sincere.
>”Why wouldn’t our parents tell us about something like that?”
“I don’t know, and it’s not really my place to say.”
>Every member goes quiet as the truth sinks in. Some analyze what this new information means as to who they are, while others daydream of lost possibilities.

>Anonymous clears her throat and places a hand on the door handle.
“It was nice meeting all of you. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go pick up Scootaloo from school.”

(2/2)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 11:12:11 No.17634720 Report

Quoted By: >>17634740 >>17635137

>>17634662
Well that was disappointing, and it was so far removed from the original idea that I'm not sure why you linked that post to begin with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 11:15:28 No.17634740 Report

Quoted By: >>17635137

>>17634720
I like to imagine Scootaloo died later. It makes it funnier.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 12:21:08 No.17635068 Report

Quoted By: >>17635101 >>17635116

What do you think these would taste like, AiE? Meat or just fruit? Or some weird combo of the two?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 12:26:43 No.17635101 Report

Quoted By:

>>17635068
Sweet and Sour chicken.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 12:28:04 No.17635116 Report

Quoted By: >>17635217

>>17635068
Depends on whether they're fruit in the shape of a bat, or bats in the shape of fruit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 12:32:40 No.17635137 Report

Quoted By:

>>17634720
Linked it since it was the inspiration.

>>17634740
You always imagine that Anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 12:43:35 No.17635205 Report

Quoted By: >>17635634 >>17635645

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 12:45:33 No.17635217 Report

Quoted By:

>>17635116
its animal mimicry, not actually fruit

AnimationJew

AnimationJew Wed 07 May 2014 12:59:42 No.17635275 Report

Quoted By:

>>17598856

When I look at anon's pants and shoes I can't help but think that he's one of the Beatles

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 13:51:14 No.17635524 Report

Quoted By:

>>17624425
Amazing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 13:58:45 No.17635575 Report

Quoted By:

>>17624425
Sweet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 14:01:42 No.17635594 Report

Quoted By:

>>17624425

Does she give him brojobs? You know, as a joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 14:07:12 No.17635634 Report

Quoted By: >>17635650

>>17635205
I need a story about this very badly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 14:09:26 No.17635645 Report

Quoted By: >>17635738

>>17635205
/r/ story about Princess Celestia learning just how sharp broken glass can be after crashing through Anon's window.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 14:09:55 No.17635650 Report

Quoted By: >>17635667 >>17635764 >>17635830

>>17635634

Bad enough to post a picture of your hand with the words "I jerk off horses" written on it with a Sharpie?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 14:11:42 No.17635667 Report

Quoted By: >>17635688

>>17635650
>sharpie
It'd just wash off with a bit of scrubbing with some methanol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 14:15:12 No.17635688 Report

Quoted By:

>>17635667

Well some high quality permanent marker then.

Shukaku20 !!qWXggeqgNSK

Shukaku20 !!qWXggeqgNSK Wed 07 May 2014 14:22:28 No.17635738 Report

Quoted By: >>17635763

>>17635645
Ponies use sugarglass rather than real glass except anon. Pegasii/Alicorns learn how sharp it is, but like with all Lessons they "learn" they forget quickly.
Celestia ends up weaponising windows by making a wall of with glass windows around Canterlot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 14:25:44 No.17635763 Report

Quoted By: >>17635787 >>17635795

>>17635738

>Celestia ends up weaponising windows by making a wall of with glass windows around Canterlot

Damn, I was hoping that Anon would have to put plasters on Celestia's owies and kiss her booboos better before giving her a lollipop and telling her a story to make her feel better.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 14:26:14 No.17635764 Report

Quoted By: >>17635837 >>17635856

>>17635650

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 14:30:28 No.17635787 Report

Quoted By:

>>17635763
That sounds way better.

Shukaku20 !!qWXggeqgNSK

Shukaku20 !!qWXggeqgNSK Wed 07 May 2014 14:31:52 No.17635795 Report

Quoted By:

>>17635763
Well, she has to learn of thwir dangers firsthoof. And like I said, the ponies often forget the lessons they learn, and since its around canterlot, sunbutt and moonbutt are likely candidatws for repeat crashers.

Anon is the weapon maintenance technician.
He replaces windows and gives ponies band aids and suckers when theu crash through.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 14:36:47 No.17635830 Report

Quoted By: >>17635837 >>17635856

>>17635650

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 14:38:32 No.17635837 Report

Quoted By:

>>17635764
>>17635830
It seems we need more of these. Where was my marker...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 14:41:12 No.17635856 Report

Quoted By: >>17635907

>>17635830
>>17635764

I'm writing a greentext story on my arm for you guys but my camera is being a dick. Bear with me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 14:44:04 No.17635875 Report

Quoted By: >>17635880

inb4 "favourite writer's name on penis"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 14:44:40 No.17635880 Report

Quoted By: >>17635884

>>17635875
>favorite writer
Implying any of them are good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 14:45:28 No.17635884 Report

Quoted By: >>17635888

>>17635880
Then what are you doing here?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 14:45:43 No.17635885 Report

Quoted By: >>17635896 >>17635923

The fuck did you do, Anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 14:45:55 No.17635888 Report

Quoted By:

>>17635884
Cause I love AiE.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 14:47:08 No.17635896 Report

Quoted By:

>>17635885
I'm not real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 14:48:44 No.17635907 Report

Quoted By: >>17635916

>>17635856

So I couldn't find my camera so I instead used my iPod's camera, then when I plugged it in iTunes asked if I wanted to update the software. I clicked yes and the update failed and now I can't use my iPod because it's completely broken.

Bad day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 14:50:01 No.17635916 Report

Quoted By: >>17635944 >>17636018

>>17635907
excuses, excuses.
If you couldn't find your camera, how could it have been "a dick"?
Also, I'm sure you have a phone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 14:50:54 No.17635923 Report

Quoted By: >>17635960

>>17635885
Her sister.
And best friends
And mother
And father

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 14:53:10 No.17635944 Report

Quoted By:

>>17635916

>Also, I'm sure you have a phone.

Yeah, but I can't remember my password and I have no idea where it is because I haven't used it in more than a year.

Mobile phones aren't really all the necessary where I live.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 14:55:29 No.17635960 Report

Quoted By:

>>17635923
Anon's been busy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 15:03:53 No.17636018 Report

Quoted By: >>17636022

>>17635916

By now making it's whereabouts known.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 15:04:55 No.17636022 Report

Quoted By:

>>17636018

>now

not

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 17:25:15 No.17637011 Report

Quoted By: >>17637094

>>17614241
Best story this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 17:33:15 No.17637094 Report

Quoted By: >>17637400

>>17637011
It's sad when someone thinks shitposting is a better story than the actual stories posted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 18:00:16 No.17637400 Report

Quoted By:

>>17637094
Well, it's my opinion is all.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 18:25:43 No.17637630 Report

Quoted By: >>17637663 >>17637671

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 18:29:01 No.17637663 Report

Quoted By: >>17637674 >>17637699

>>17637630
"W-why is my head wet?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 18:29:58 No.17637671 Report

Quoted By:

>>17637630
Not relishing the squishy pony behind being on your head.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 18:30:22 No.17637674 Report

Quoted By: >>17637684

>>17637663
The answer to that can be very gross or very arousing depending on the source.

Maybe just arousing for some of you fucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 18:31:49 No.17637684 Report

Quoted By: >>17637702

>>17637674
>Not being aroused 100% of the time

You some sort of casual?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 18:33:12 No.17637699 Report

Quoted By: >>17637819

>>17637663
This man doesn't know why his head is wet after a pony sat on it! Laugh at him!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 18:33:29 No.17637702 Report

Quoted By:

>>17637684
Walking around with a constant erection is going to painful for you and ponies who walk at that height.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 18:43:43 No.17637819 Report

Quoted By:

>>17637699
[Laughing intensifies]

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG

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Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG Wed 07 May 2014 19:04:49 No.17638050 Report

Quoted By: >>17638063 >>17638089 >>17638091 >>17638101 >>17638107 >>17638204

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQWj73iwCGA\
lord tirek comes in and slaps ur waifus ass and also steals her magic. what do?
new villain hype

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:06:00 No.17638063 Report

Quoted By: >>17638067

>>17638050
I liked Grogar.

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG Wed 07 May 2014 19:06:56 No.17638067 Report

Quoted By: >>17638144

>>17638063
season 5

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:08:39 No.17638089 Report

Quoted By: >>17638150 >>17638163

>>17638050

Yell "back the fuck off!!!?!!?!?!??!!?!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:08:59 No.17638091 Report

Quoted By: >>17638104

>>17638050
I slap his ass right back
And then wink

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:09:32 No.17638101 Report

Quoted By:

>>17638050
>Rules of Nature intensifies

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG Wed 07 May 2014 19:09:56 No.17638104 Report

Quoted By: >>17638120

>>17638091
>And then wink
You got a mare puss, Anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:10:05 No.17638107 Report

Quoted By:

>>17638050
"Wanna spitroast that?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:11:05 No.17638120 Report

Quoted By:

>>17638104
I'm not sure what that means, but he's got a booty like pow and I want to stick my dick in it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:12:49 No.17638144 Report

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>>17638067
Maybe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:13:14 No.17638150 Report

Quoted By: >>17638214

>>17638089
>back the fuck off!!!?!!?!?!??!!?!
>!!!?!!?!?!??!!?!
Please tell me you're kidding. That's overkill.
Unless you're questioning whether you want him to back off.
It'll still be overkill. Don't do that.
pls

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG Wed 07 May 2014 19:14:31 No.17638163 Report

Quoted By: >>17638196

>>17638089
*stabs you in the balls*
I said back off!??!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:16:38 No.17638196 Report

Quoted By:

>>17638163
*unsheaths katana*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:17:15 No.17638204 Report

Quoted By:

>>17638050
A human from long ago was Tirek's father so the royals are worried about Anon having a relationship now for fear that another evil spawn. Hard mode: The pony anon is in love with/in love with him is one of the princesses.
He also could have to deal with some ponies wanting to turn him into a gelding just to be safe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:17:58 No.17638214 Report

Quoted By: >>17638314 >>17638435

>>17638150
>Not getting the joke

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:18:10 No.17638219 Report

Quoted By: >>17638239 >>17638350

You're embarrassing yourself again AiE, even more than usually.

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:19:19 No.17638239 Report

Quoted By: >>17638256

>>17638219
>more than usually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:20:42 No.17638256 Report

Quoted By:

>>17638239
Shh!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:25:21 No.17638314 Report

Quoted By: >>17638435

>>17638214
Oh, so you was joking.
I'll go to my corner now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:28:09 No.17638350 Report

Quoted By:

>>17638219

AIE is that weird uncle that always has his hands down his pants. Embarrassment doesn't exist for us.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:31:34 No.17638398 Report

Quoted By: >>17638411 >>17638452

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtXFkctsG6g

>You are Rainbow Dash, and you are wearing a belt today.
>A wagon rolls up to your hot air balloon.
>Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Twilight and AJ stand behind you, BB guns at the ready.
>A strange mare exits the wagon.
>"Here, your precious doctor," she whispers harshly, two henchmen dragging over Trixie.
"Welcome aboard," you say to her.
>She squints.
>"And you can have these others for free," she continues, henchmen struggling to drag out more hooded hostages.
>One minty green one, a unicorn; another grey pegasus.
>And one large beast.
"Whoa... Why would want them?"
>"They work for the mask man...Anon," she says lowly.
"Anon?"

(1/2)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:32:38 No.17638411 Report

Quoted By: >>17638433 >>17638452 >>17638509

>>17638398

>Your air balloon
"THE FLIGHT PLAN CLOUDSDALE GAVE ME LISTS ME, MYSELF, MY MARES AND DOCTOR TRIXIE HERE."
>You let that sink in.
"AND ONLY ONE OF YOU."
>Getting out your BB gun, gesturing toward Pinkie.
>She nods and opens up the small latch, exposing the carriage to the outside.
>Pinkie and Rarity "help" the mint mare's head over the gap, the wind nearly blowing over her hood.
"Who paid you to nab Doctor Trixie," you yell, pointing your gun toward the mare.
>She says nothing...
>You fire off a shot away from her, gesturing for the next one.
"She didn't fly so good, who's next!?" you call, trying to sound aggressive over the sound of the wind.
>Pinkie brings over the pegasus.
"TELL ME ABOUT ANON, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?"
>...
>You think you hear a squeak, but no words...
"Lotta loyalty for a hired gun."
>"Or maybe she's wondering why you'd shoot a pony before throwing them out of a balloon."
"At least you can talk," you say, rolling your eyes and trotting to the large beast.
"Who are you?"
>"It doesn't matter who we are, all that matters is our plan..."
>Gingerly you pull off his hood.
>ANONYMOUS.
>"No one cared who I was until I put on the mask."
"I-If I take off that mask, will you die?"
>"It would be extremely painful."
"You're a big...thing."
>"For you."

>AND THEN THEY FUCKED, RIGHT THERE ON THE HOT AIR BALLOON, IT WAS STICKY.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:35:00 No.17638433 Report

Quoted By: >>17638478

>>17638411
I don't get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:35:13 No.17638435 Report

Quoted By: >>17638500

>>17638314

This >>17638214 wasn't me, but I'd post the picture I was referring to if I had it.

Basically some guy is getting pissed off at this other guy of Facebook for hitting on his land-whale girlfriend.

Irish

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Irish Wed 07 May 2014 19:36:13 No.17638452 Report

Quoted By:

>>17638398
>>17638411

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:38:34 No.17638478 Report

Quoted By:

>>17638433

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRCM0jWEQjQ

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:40:45 No.17638500 Report

Quoted By:

>>17638435
Oh yeeeah. I remember that, I didn't make the connection until you mentioned it.
But I'm still going to my corner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:41:07 No.17638504 Report

Quoted By: >>17638567 >>17638613 >>17638638

Story idea: Anon acquires a trumpet. Twilight lasts a few hours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:41:49 No.17638509 Report

Quoted By:

>>17638411

I need more of this please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:46:24 No.17638555 Report

Quoted By: >>17638602

AND THEN, ANON SAID, LET THERE BE NEW THREAD!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:47:18 No.17638567 Report

Quoted By:

>>17638504
>the only tune he learns to play is the one trumpeted before horse races on Earth
yeah I know it's played on Cornet, butt fuck it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:50:26 No.17638602 Report

Quoted By:

>>17638555
>those trips tho...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:51:15 No.17638613 Report

Quoted By:

>>17638504
He only knows one song and plays it over and over all damn day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jEM8-Gbknk

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:51:22 No.17638615 Report

Quoted By:

So guys
Hoenn confirmed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:53:11 No.17638638 Report

Quoted By:

>>17638504
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kcF7E69C6Q

Irish

Irish Wed 07 May 2014 19:54:05 No.17638651 Report

Quoted By:

New thread
>>17638644
>>17638644

Equitech !!Q/ikuU6z0EY

Equitech !!Q/ikuU6z0EY Wed 07 May 2014 19:55:25 No.17638666 Report

Quoted By: >>17638677 >>17638695 >>17638711 >>17638720 >>17638735 >>17639163

How's /hangout/ today?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:56:28 No.17638677 Report

Quoted By: >>17638754

>>17638666
Doing alright, Satan. got a crap in my foot though.

Cake !de0V6AOrns

Cake !de0V6AOrns Wed 07 May 2014 19:57:08 No.17638682 Report

Quoted By:

/hangout/ time?
More like shitposting time.

AiE has its roster submitted on the /mlp/ league signup page, which means that barring anything crazy happening we'll be in it. Next step is coming up with uniforms and specific traits for our players, which is going to be a much more involved process. Thankfully, we've got until about the end of the month, most likely, to get all of that sorted. I am most likely going to be pretty busy for almost a week or so starting tomorrow, but I'll still be checking in on the treads a couple times each day so that I stay current with everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:58:13 No.17638695 Report

Quoted By: >>17638754 >>17638756

>>17638666
>tfw no small qt bf

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 19:59:34 No.17638711 Report

Quoted By: >>17638754

>>17638666
Sippin' some cognac to help with this hangover I've got. Workin' on a macaroni picture for Mother's Day.

How you doin' today, Satan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:00:11 No.17638720 Report

Quoted By: >>17638754

>>17638666

Shitty. I got turned down for a job application and my iPod broke.

Also what's the best choice in rifle to remove acorn i.e. the boar menacedamn long nosed truffle munches. I'd ask /k/ but... well honestly I can't be bothered. A .303 should do the trick, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:01:51 No.17638735 Report

Quoted By: >>17638754 >>17638759 >>17638760 >>17638782 >>17640626

>>17638666

Shitty. I got turned down for a job application and my iPod broke.

Also what's the best choice in rifle to remove acorn i.e. the boar menace damn long nosed truffle munches. I'd ask /k/ but... well honestly I can't be bothered. A .303 should do the trick, right?

Equitech !!Q/ikuU6z0EY

Equitech !!Q/ikuU6z0EY Wed 07 May 2014 20:02:58 No.17638754 Report

Quoted By: >>17638767 >>17638770

>>17638695
Didn't you already get your story

>>17638677
How did you manage that? Digestive tract doesn't even go there.

>>17638711
Sipping some coffee.

>>17638720
>>17638735
Sorry about the job application; for the iPod, at least nothing of value was lost (har har har). Need a hand with your resume?

.303 will do fine with quality, tough soft points. I believe Speer makes a good .311 180gr JSP, but there are a few factory rounds that will work perfectly.

Irish

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Irish Wed 07 May 2014 20:03:09 No.17638756 Report

Quoted By: >>17638770 >>17638813

>>17638695
>tfw don't know that feel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:03:33 No.17638759 Report

Quoted By: >>17638794

>>17638735
>rifle
>not spear
>mfw

Cake !de0V6AOrns

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Cake !de0V6AOrns Wed 07 May 2014 20:03:46 No.17638760 Report

Quoted By:

>>17638735
Deagle brand Deagle would probably work pretty well. And none of that pussy .44 stuff, go for the .50AE

Also, someone made a pretty damn good home kit for us, so that's a pretty awesome start.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:04:11 No.17638767 Report

Quoted By: >>17638784

>>17638754
>How did you manage that? Digestive tract doesn't even go there.
Fuck
*cramp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:04:29 No.17638770 Report

Quoted By: >>17638784

>>17638754
What story?
>>17638756
Jelly. Also bondage best fetish

Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM

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Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM Wed 07 May 2014 20:05:36 No.17638782 Report

Quoted By: >>17638858

>>17638735
What funs do you have? Or are you buying a fun to specifically remove boarbab?

Equitech !!Q/ikuU6z0EY

Equitech !!Q/ikuU6z0EY Wed 07 May 2014 20:05:56 No.17638784 Report

Quoted By: >>17638809

>>17638767
I know, I was just joking.

>>17638770
The one I wrote for an Anon in hangout about missing a bf.
http://pastebin.com/KEXrM3ck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:07:10 No.17638794 Report

Quoted By: >>17638823

>>17638759

Yeah, because we all know how well it worked out for Robert Baratheon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:07:58 No.17638809 Report

Quoted By: >>17638843

>>17638784
That wasn't me. I don't have a bf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:08:18 No.17638813 Report

Quoted By: >>17638839

>>17638756
Because you are the small qt bf?

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:09:10 No.17638823 Report

Quoted By:

>>17638794
The boar's tusk worked its way out of the back of his chest.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:10:01 No.17638831 Report

Quoted By: >>17638852 >>17638868 >>17638914 >>17638930 >>17639335

What is your opinion on humanized, /NEET/?

Irish

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Irish Wed 07 May 2014 20:10:31 No.17638839 Report

Quoted By: >>17638876

>>17638813
Yes

Equitech !!Q/ikuU6z0EY

Equitech !!Q/ikuU6z0EY Wed 07 May 2014 20:10:55 No.17638843 Report

Quoted By:

>>17638809
Ah, it just felt so similar I thought you were making a reference to it or something.

Good luck on finding a small qt bf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:12:02 No.17638852 Report

Quoted By:

>>17638831
Shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:12:22 No.17638858 Report

Quoted By: >>17638916 >>17638931

>>17638782

CZ 75 B, CZ 97 B, Glock 22, Sig P220 Carry Elite Stainless, Pattern 1914 Enfield and an SKS.

Looking to get an Arsenal AK.

Irish

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Irish Wed 07 May 2014 20:12:57 No.17638868 Report

Quoted By:

>>17638831
Love it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:13:31 No.17638876 Report

Quoted By:

>>17638839
Still jelly of Stavi

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:15:57 No.17638914 Report

Quoted By:

>>17638831
My opinion of any cartoon porn is based almost solely on the quality of the art.

Humanized Applejack holds a special place in my boner, though

Equitech !!Q/ikuU6z0EY

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Equitech !!Q/ikuU6z0EY Wed 07 May 2014 20:16:05 No.17638916 Report

Quoted By:

>>17638858
The SKS could work but the Enfield would be a better choice.

>mfw some guy on /k/ has a 1914 Enfield converted to 45-70
>mfw strong action handloads must be monstrous and devastating on both ends

Found it, pic related.

Gatorbait

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Gatorbait Wed 07 May 2014 20:17:01 No.17638930 Report

Quoted By:

>>17638831
I want to lock humanized Cadence away in a tower and cackle manically as I take on all comers.

Granted, I also want to be Humanized Spitfire's personal masseuse, because I'm sweating bullets thinking about just her shoulders.

Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM

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Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM Wed 07 May 2014 20:17:02 No.17638931 Report

Quoted By: >>17638970 >>17638994

>>17638858
Nice, that SKS should do fine if you're a good shot. Give it a good old 7.62mm hole in the head, or do what Equitech said and roll the .303 in it's skull. Or in the heart if you want a trophy. But me personally like my trophies with holes in their heads.

Good luck on the removal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:17:34 No.17638938 Report

Quoted By:

I'm too European so I don't understand this gun talk at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:17:53 No.17638942 Report

Quoted By: >>17638960

So guys, I'm doing that EoAIE story, with the 4 horses of the apocalypse, and I wanted to know what people thought of it.

You know, does it take too long for updates. Is the story interesting, that sort of thing. Just wanted to ask here rather than shit the thread.

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:20:00 No.17638960 Report

Quoted By: >>17638985

>>17638942
>you will never rebandage Pestilence or apply ointment on her sore
>you will never go sparring with War using foam swords on hours at end
>you will never take Famine out to an all-you-can-eat buffet and watch her eat up the place
>you will play chess with Death and hear her talk about her works for days

It'd be cool but you'll probably drop the story anyway.

Equitech !!Q/ikuU6z0EY

Equitech !!Q/ikuU6z0EY Wed 07 May 2014 20:20:43 No.17638970 Report

Quoted By: >>17639028

>>17638931
.303 will work on body shots, it has enough power with a good quality bullet.

The little x39, on principle, should work on body shots, but thick grisle plates and shoulders on top of ribs could be enough to spare the organs. It's why I'd go with the .303, because you can't always get a head shot.

It's a bit of a tossup because the SKS has a bigger magazine and is semi.

So really, just go with the one you can get good hunting ammo for.

IceMan !!DDeDTnWrfcu

IceMan !!DDeDTnWrfcu Wed 07 May 2014 20:21:30 No.17638980 Report

Quoted By: >>17638991

Evening, /hangout/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:21:59 No.17638985 Report

Quoted By:

>>17638960
>Her

Well in the story I'm doing the horses are males. But, this does sound cute. Maybe I'll adopt this premise too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:22:30 No.17638991 Report

Quoted By:

>>17638980
Evening, cool guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:22:48 No.17638994 Report

Quoted By: >>17639028 >>17639052 >>17639148

>>17638931

I don't really care about keeping it as a trophy. Basically for the last few weeks a fuck huge pig's been coming onto my property and harassing my dogs.They're two large German Shepherds so they can handle themselves, but this boar must be 400+ pounds and I'm worried it could hurt them.

I've tried warning shots to try and scare it off in the past but I'm guessing it's been getting fed by somebody because it's not scared of humans at all.

Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM

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Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM Wed 07 May 2014 20:26:12 No.17639028 Report

Quoted By:

>>17638994
Put a .303 in it then. Or if you like follow up shots grab the SKS.

Pretty much listen to >>17638970.

I don't have a semi-automatic weapon over 9mm so I don't have that sort of mindset with follow ups. Hope your dogs don't get hurt.

Equitech !!Q/ikuU6z0EY

Equitech !!Q/ikuU6z0EY Wed 07 May 2014 20:27:45 No.17639052 Report

Quoted By:

>>17638994
Hogs can get tough as fuck.
http://www.drycreekhunting.com/?attachment_id=514

So 1914 or SKS with partition/solid copper, or heavy round-nosed bullets with thick jackets.

Or get your 1914 converted to 45-70 and buy Garretts 450gr, 500gr or 540gr bullets.

Don't fuck around, they will kill your dogs, eat your food, rape your women, rob your house, and burn your churches.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:33:39 No.17639119 Report

Quoted By: >>17639134 >>17639139 >>17639142 >>17639149 >>17639158 >>17639167 >>17639171 >>17639196 >>17639336

HANGOUT QUICK, TELL ME HOW MANY PETS YOU HAVE

Equitech !!Q/ikuU6z0EY

Equitech !!Q/ikuU6z0EY Wed 07 May 2014 20:34:33 No.17639134 Report

Quoted By:

>>17639119
Zero!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:34:51 No.17639139 Report

Quoted By:

>>17639119
0
>tfw

Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM

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Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM Wed 07 May 2014 20:35:04 No.17639142 Report

Quoted By:

>>17639119
Used to live on a farm so...hundreds?

Now I just have two dogs, two cats, and a fish named Parthuunax

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:35:20 No.17639148 Report

Quoted By: >>17639185 >>17639208

>>17638994

Kill the fucker.

http://archive.heinessen.com/boards/k/img/0210/50/1399170365740.webm

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:35:22 No.17639149 Report

Quoted By:

>>17639119
Two.
An evil parrot and the cutest dog in the world.

Irish

Irish Wed 07 May 2014 20:36:05 No.17639158 Report

Quoted By:

>>17639119
ONE CAT
TWO DOGS
ONE HORSE

RPBN !!uMhKJ/dcMh7

RPBN !!uMhKJ/dcMh7 Wed 07 May 2014 20:36:32 No.17639163 Report

Quoted By:

>>17638666
Good, just got home from 2 weeks vacation. What's been going on here since the 22nd?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:36:44 No.17639167 Report

Quoted By:

>>17639119
3 dogs 2 cats

One dog is a mastiff, the other two are little mutts. Don't know shit about cat breeds. I just know they're old and annoying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:36:53 No.17639171 Report

Quoted By:

>>17639119
erm...4 cats, 1 dog and 2 chickens if you count them.

Equitech !!Q/ikuU6z0EY

Equitech !!Q/ikuU6z0EY Wed 07 May 2014 20:38:35 No.17639185 Report

Quoted By: >>17639199 >>17639271

>>17639148
>mfw playing that game yesterday
>tfw 270 sucks balls, can't get a solid shot past 80 yards

Then I got the compound bow, got the heavy arrows for it.

I've taken 28 animals to date. Deer, moose, elk, caribou. All single shots.

ALL PAST 150 FUCKING YARDS. FUCK YEAH.

Longest shot was 193 yards, double lung on a bear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:39:30 No.17639196 Report

Quoted By: >>17639215

>>17639119
Uhh.
Uuuuuuhhhhh.
Twenty?
I think?
Depends on whether you count all the chicken or not.

Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM

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Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM Wed 07 May 2014 20:39:36 No.17639199 Report

Quoted By: >>17639228

>>17639185
What game is that? And what system?
I-I hope it's on PC...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:40:00 No.17639208 Report

Quoted By: >>17639228

>>17639148
What game is that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:41:15 No.17639215 Report

Quoted By: >>17639273

>>17639196
Let's see.
7 cats
3 dogs
1 fish
2 ponies
6 or 7 chickens, not sure
So yes. About 20, counting chickens.

Equitech !!Q/ikuU6z0EY

Equitech !!Q/ikuU6z0EY Wed 07 May 2014 20:42:13 No.17639228 Report

Quoted By: >>17639241

>>17639199
>>17639208
PC, Cabelas Pro Hunter. It's pretty good, but all the guns underpenetrate and aren't as accurate as they should be. Just grind the 270 until you can get something better.

7mm isn't bad, the 338 is accurate and powerful, especially with the upgraded ammo. I still love the compound bow with heavy arrows, that shit is accurate as fuck and has no trouble lung'ing a moose at 170 yards while going through a rib.

Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM

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Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM Wed 07 May 2014 20:43:27 No.17639241 Report

Quoted By: >>17639350

>>17639228
Buttpirating now, thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:45:39 No.17639271 Report

Quoted By: >>17639350

>>17639185

My longest was with the .338 mag at 390-ish yards. I finished the game a few days ago after buying it when it was on sale.

I had to resort to killing boar via a shot to the base of the spine at the back of the skull until I got the 7mm because of their adamantium ribs. The X10 GP bonus when you finish all the pro hunts makes getting all the gear fairly easily if you haven't done it already by then.

>tfw you hit both lungs and the heart of a boar at 120 yard.
>tfw the first grizzly you meet gets a shot to the heart at less than 50 yards.
>tfw that guy's wife in the cutscenes has a creepy stare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:45:57 No.17639273 Report

Quoted By:

>>17639215
And now I'm forgetting the pair of geese and the pair of budgies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:50:42 No.17639335 Report

Quoted By:

>>17638831
>NEET
>tfw on 9 hour shift and am having to deal with customer who is begging for help but is also not telling me what she needs help with because she's a bitch

>humanized
Ugly. Pony hair looks terrible on humans. As much as I love my horses, their hair looks like glued on plastic. I dig humanized ponies with more plain hair so it doesn't look stupid. But then again,
>no hooves

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:50:46 No.17639336 Report

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>>17639119
0
Used to have plenty

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Equitech !!Q/ikuU6z0EY Wed 07 May 2014 20:51:44 No.17639350 Report

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>>17639241
Just be advised. I can't be clear enough on how much the .270 sucks in that game. Sneak under 60 yards and only go for lung shots. Anything else will miss or underpenetrate.

>>17639271
I know all those feels.

>tfw turning off the fudd voices
>tfw taking the bow and all the arrows in gear slots for more shots
>tfw open hunt with bow, and spending most of the time finding the animals you shot because you got a bear and two caribou in less than ten seconds over a hill, across a river, past a field, all 180+ yards
>tfw not even using the 338 any more unless the mission requires it
>tfw actually backing up to get longer bow shots
>tfw striking a lung'ed bear at 268 yards for fun a few seconds before it dropped from the first arrow
>mfw didn't even have an aiming circle that far, I just guessed

Compound+heavy arrows is OP as fuck.

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Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM Wed 07 May 2014 20:55:07 No.17639403 Report

Quoted By: >>17639419 >>17639423

>>17639350
>Just be advised. I can't be clear enough on how much the .270 sucks in that game. Sneak under 60 yards and only go for lung shots. Anything else will miss or underpenetrate.

That sounds terrible... .338 it is.

Equitech !!Q/ikuU6z0EY

Equitech !!Q/ikuU6z0EY Wed 07 May 2014 20:56:28 No.17639419 Report

Quoted By: >>17639479

>>17639403
You need to grind with the 270 before you can buy anything. It's the starter gun.

Just sneak your butt off. Sneak, sneak some more, and sneak even closer. Grind the shitty starter gun until you can afford anything better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:56:44 No.17639423 Report

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>>17639403
>edgy wehrmacht pony doing the hitler salute
fuck you, and everything about you. This is autism of the highest order.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 20:59:38 No.17639466 Report

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Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM Wed 07 May 2014 21:00:36 No.17639479 Report

Quoted By: >>17639512

>>17639419
Ah...Well shit okay.

>>17639423
Woah there buddy calm yourself. Here, here's a non-"edgy" one for you <3

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:00:39 No.17639480 Report

Quoted By: >>17639579

>>17639350

>tfw turning off the fudd voices

You're telling me there's an option for that? Damn, I played through the entire game with them on.

One thing the game doesn't do well is recognise when you're in danger and are shooting in self defence.

>You get charged by a bear so you have to shoot it from the front as it runs towards you.
>First shot enters the neck but doesn't deliver a killing blow
>"Sloppy shooting, next time be sure of you mark before taking your shot."
"Fuck off, I'm going to die!"
>Second shot enters the lung and the bear bolts.
>Have to track it for a mile in order to claim the kill and not get penalised.

I only ever got injured one, and it was a moose that did it. Apparently tow 12 guage slugs to the chest is only a flesh wound in this game.

Also a jump key would be nice, in addition to a key to look at your watch to check the time without having to go to the map.

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:00:42 No.17639481 Report

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:02:41 No.17639512 Report

Quoted By: >>17639630

>>17639479
Braune Scheisse raus!

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:03:47 No.17639529 Report

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Equitech !!Q/ikuU6z0EY Wed 07 May 2014 21:07:18 No.17639579 Report

Quoted By: >>17639624

>>17639480
Yeah, it's in the volume stuff. You can lower music volume, noise volume and voice volumes independently.

Oh god that happened, but differently in my case.

>have 12ga
>shoot boar
>boar charges
>game goes into "self defense mode!"
>TENSE MUSIC
>SHOOT
>deflects off chest bone!
>guy pumps shotgun
>I can get another shot before I get trampled!
>aim, press trigger
>nothing
>1 second left
>start pressing every button in a wild mash of "shoot the fucking thing"
>guy sits there and gets trampled

Shit like this happened 4 or 5 times. Mostly with boar and moose. Guy just sits there and gets trampled.

Game has a bug or something. I mean I'd fire one shot in the self-defense mode thing, the guy would work the bolt/pump the gun/put a new arrow on the bow and then DO NOTHING.

What the fuck? JUST LOOSE THE ARROW
JUST PULL THE TRIGGER

FUCKING DO SOMETHING

I'M PRESSING THE FUCKING BUTTONS

DO SOMETHING

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:08:38 No.17639598 Report

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:09:42 No.17639613 Report

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:10:11 No.17639617 Report

Quoted By: >>17639639

WHATS WITH THE GIRAFFES

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:10:20 No.17639624 Report

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>>17639579
>"Woooooooow!"

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Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM Wed 07 May 2014 21:10:34 No.17639630 Report

Quoted By: >>17639674

>>17639512
Sorry Anon I'm Russian

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:11:01 No.17639639 Report

Quoted By: >>17639676

>>17639617
>there are people in this thread right now who are not posting giraffes

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:13:25 No.17639674 Report

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>>17639630
In Russia pone >rape you!

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Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM Wed 07 May 2014 21:13:29 No.17639676 Report

Quoted By: >>17639688

>>17639639
Because Giraffes a shit.

<3

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:14:03 No.17639688 Report

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>>17639676

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:15:18 No.17639713 Report

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:15:25 No.17639715 Report

Quoted By: >>17639733 >>17639746 >>17639779 >>17639797

Hey /hangout/
Should I play gta v, kotor 2, or dark souls 2?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:16:44 No.17639733 Report

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>>17639715

Dark Souls a shit.

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Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM Wed 07 May 2014 21:17:27 No.17639746 Report

Quoted By: >>17639843 >>17639899

>>17639715
>GTA V
Heard that it was all fun for 20 minutes then got boring.

>KOTOR 2
No idea what that is.

>Durka Sools 2
New game+ or go home

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:19:35 No.17639779 Report

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>>17639715
Dark Souls 2 is the only option that's even remotely acceptable, baby.

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:20:15 No.17639788 Report

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:20:39 No.17639797 Report

Quoted By: >>17639899

>>17639715
Become the king of PvP in Dark Souls 2!

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:23:40 No.17639843 Report

Quoted By: >>17639888 >>17639894

>>17639746
>No idea what that is.
Disgusting.

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Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM Wed 07 May 2014 21:26:25 No.17639888 Report

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>>17639843
>Disgusting.

That's muh middle name

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:27:01 No.17639894 Report

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>>17639843
>Just now realising his plebitude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:27:16 No.17639899 Report

Quoted By: >>17639919 >>17639936

>>17639797
I don't have xbox live
>>17639746
I'm on NG+4, man.
And kotor 2 is knights of the old republic 2. My second favorite game of all time

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Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM Wed 07 May 2014 21:28:29 No.17639919 Report

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>>17639899
>knights of the old republic 2

Ah if you said that then I would know what it was. Wasn't familiar with the abbreviation. Play that shit.

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:29:20 No.17639929 Report

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:29:45 No.17639936 Report

Quoted By: >>17639974

>>17639899
I wouldn't suggest getting into DaS2 PvP anyway. It's the worst online multiplayer base since CoD

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Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM Wed 07 May 2014 21:30:23 No.17639949 Report

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Im fighting off these giraffe plebs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:30:54 No.17639954 Report

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:31:46 No.17639974 Report

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>>17639936

Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM

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Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM Wed 07 May 2014 21:31:49 No.17639975 Report

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:33:20 No.17639993 Report

Quoted By: >>17640028

>wolf posting crap
>giraffefag not posting pone
Some save us

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:33:38 No.17640003 Report

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>>17639974
Good. call me a casual while you're at it. Dark Souls coop is a beautiful system and PvP is done smartly, but the PvP community is grossly elitist. So fuck off, Irish

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:34:51 No.17640023 Report

Quoted By: >>17640068

Ratbros is best bros

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:35:11 No.17640028 Report

Quoted By: >>17640070 >>17640207

>>17639993
>implying giraffe is not better than pone

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:37:09 No.17640068 Report

Quoted By: >>17640172

>>17640023
>ratbro

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Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM Wed 07 May 2014 21:37:12 No.17640070 Report

Quoted By: >>17640093

>>17640028
>implying it is

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:38:34 No.17640093 Report

Quoted By: >>17640157

>>17640070
>long, slender necks
>tender hooves
>perfectly camouflaged for secret butt fun in public
>fights by using it's neck as a flail

Irish

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Irish Wed 07 May 2014 21:40:37 No.17640136 Report

Quoted By: >>17640154

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:41:29 No.17640154 Report

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>>17640136
That must be uncomfortable as fuck.

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Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM Wed 07 May 2014 21:41:38 No.17640157 Report

Quoted By: >>17640189

>>17640093
>Long slender necks
>Tender hooves
>Perfect height for dicking
>Fights by biting and kicking you in the face with enough force to flatten bones

You lose.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:42:14 No.17640172 Report

Quoted By: >>17640210 >>17640277

>>17640068
I'll bet you're one of those filthy bell ringers

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:43:07 No.17640189 Report

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>>17640157

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:43:25 No.17640195 Report

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>people talking about Dark Souls
Vengarl is best npc

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:43:59 No.17640207 Report

Quoted By: >>17640230

>>17640028
You know, at some point I'd like to see a video of a man fucking a giraffe. Not for any sexual gratification, but because I've never seen anyone do that.

Irish

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Irish Wed 07 May 2014 21:44:02 No.17640210 Report

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>>17640172
>gif

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:45:17 No.17640230 Report

Quoted By: >>17640249

>>17640207
How much would you pay to see it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:46:22 No.17640249 Report

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>>17640230
Nothing. The internet normally provides such oddities for free.

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:48:28 No.17640277 Report

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>>17640172
I'm BoB masterrace you piece of filth

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Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM Wed 07 May 2014 21:49:54 No.17640301 Report

Quoted By: >>17640327 >>17640332 >>17640474 >>17641034

Dubs decided what game I play for the rest of the night. I'm bored.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:51:57 No.17640327 Report

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>>17640301
I see you have writing as a choice. Why don't you actually do that.

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:52:05 No.17640332 Report

Quoted By: >>17640345

>>17640301
Dark Souls 2 PvP using dual whips and no armor

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Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM Wed 07 May 2014 21:53:11 No.17640345 Report

Quoted By: >>17640369

>>17640332
B-But Anon...I don't have Durka Sooles 2 So close on your number though[/spolier]

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 21:55:15 No.17640369 Report

Quoted By: >>17640438

>>17640345
If I'd gotten trips I'd call you a faggot and tell you to buy it.

Since I didn't I'll call you a faggot and tell you to write a nice story for all the green-hungry Anons.

Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM

Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM Wed 07 May 2014 21:59:36 No.17640438 Report

Quoted By: >>17640461

>>17640369

>Since I didn't I'll call you a faggot and tell you to write a nice story for all the green-hungry Anons.

Now I'm over here feeling bad, I GUESS I can try to make a little one shot for the thread.

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 22:01:23 No.17640461 Report

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>>17640438
Good, good...

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 22:02:18 No.17640474 Report

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>>17640301
play giraffes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 22:02:54 No.17640484 Report

Quoted By: >>17640496 >>17640504 >>17640509 >>17640514 >>17640520 >>17640596 >>17640725

Quick question guys, how do you stay motivated to write?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 22:03:25 No.17640490 Report

Quoted By: >>17640514

Lol 8th can't post, you ass-mad, 8thy-pie?

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Irish Wed 07 May 2014 22:03:48 No.17640496 Report

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>>17640484
>stay motivated
You're a funny guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 22:04:27 No.17640504 Report

Quoted By: >>17640678

>>17640484
I don't want to become lovelymuffins

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Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM Wed 07 May 2014 22:04:35 No.17640509 Report

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>>17640484
Personally when the urge strikes me I keep it going with some Nightmares on Wax and Nujabes.

Other than that it's a random strike of motivation.

8th

8th Wed 07 May 2014 22:04:51 No.17640514 Report

Quoted By: >>17640529 >>17641742

>>17640490
I can now and I'm going to glass ya, cunt!

>>17640484
Sorry, I can't help you there. I'm very unmotivated, doesn't help that I hate writing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 22:05:08 No.17640520 Report

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>>17640484
I do little competitions with this Fgt I talk to on Skype to see who can write the most in a 2-3 hour period.

Without that I probably wouldn't be making any progress on my shit.

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 22:05:41 No.17640529 Report

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>>17640514
HE KNOWS

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG Wed 07 May 2014 22:10:03 No.17640596 Report

Quoted By: >>17640622

>>17640484
I've been at this for over 2 years. I'll be damned if I let those years go to waste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 22:11:43 No.17640622 Report

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>>17640596
Two years shitposting. What a fucking waste.

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 22:12:14 No.17640626 Report

Quoted By: >>17640730

>>17638735
>Not acquiring dogs
>Not releasing the hounds
>Not killing the boar with a knife after dogs caught the boar

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 22:14:19 No.17640678 Report

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>>17640504
#shotsfired

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IceMan !!DDeDTnWrfcu Wed 07 May 2014 22:16:15 No.17640725 Report

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>>17640484

>Staying motivated to write

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Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM Wed 07 May 2014 22:16:27 No.17640730 Report

Quoted By: >>17641157

>>17640626
Um, have you ever hunted or shot a wild boar? They have armor plating that will stop most bullets. I'm pretty sure some dogs aren't going to do much.

Unless your post was satire, in which case I have been rused

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 22:21:25 No.17640821 Report

Quoted By: >>17640869 >>17640877 >>17640927 >>17640939 >>17640948 >>17640992 >>17641236

Writers, tell me how you first started writing please
It's like I can't put the words to paper

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 22:23:39 No.17640869 Report

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>>17640821
Got stoned while browsing /mlp/ and it just kinda happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 22:23:58 No.17640877 Report

Quoted By:

>>17640821

First started? Got an idea in my head, so I wrote it to get it out of there.

If you mean starting in general, the first line is always the hardest, since it has nothing to work off of. Just find something that works, write it, and get going.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 22:26:54 No.17640927 Report

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>>17640821
In an Applejack thread, wrote a story with a twist; temporarily derailed thread.
Link: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S11682387#p11689644

It was like juggling with hand grenades that exploded if I dropped them, and I had to ride a unicycle while doing it. I knew there was a finish line, I just had to get there without stalling or dropping a grenade.

It's still pretty much the same now. But you'll learn to enjoy it.

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG Wed 07 May 2014 22:27:22 No.17640939 Report

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>>17640821
Write something stupid. Write it because it's stupid. Stupid is fun and it's easy. The entire first half of my pastebin, and my second just slightly less so.
But you need to want it first. Wanting to write a story doesn't work. You need to want write something small, something silly, something feelsy, something smart, something dramatic, just something you think you can write.
Writing is easy once you figure out exactly what you want to write.

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Wolfkrone !FtvZrcS7hM Wed 07 May 2014 22:27:56 No.17640948 Report

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>>17640821
>It's like I can't put the words to paper
That's the hardest thing to do. What I did was have an ending that I want, and an intro...any intro, that let's the rest flow.

It's kind of like getting a rusted faucet unstuck. Once you do the hard work of getting the knobs to twist, the water comes out freely.

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Bolding !!dVOHcUiBxA8 Wed 07 May 2014 22:30:29 No.17640992 Report

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>>17640821
I worked a graveyard shift for an ATM company and had nothing to do.

That's about it and I regret it to this day not really

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 22:32:46 No.17641034 Report

Quoted By: >>17641118

>>17640301
That looks terrible, but FEAR's a pretty good game.

Drifter

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Drifter Wed 07 May 2014 22:38:05 No.17641118 Report

Quoted By: >>17641269

>>17641034
That webm is oddly hypnotic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 22:40:17 No.17641157 Report

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>>17640730

At least bait the hook

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 22:45:04 No.17641234 Report

Quoted By: >>17641250 >>17641259

Page 10?

Page 10.

IceMan !!DDeDTnWrfcu

IceMan !!DDeDTnWrfcu Wed 07 May 2014 22:45:18 No.17641236 Report

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>>17640821

I made up a character, came up with how he got to be in Equestria, and then came up with some things for him to do in Equestria. And, thus, Mad Science was born.

IceMan !!DDeDTnWrfcu

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IceMan !!DDeDTnWrfcu Wed 07 May 2014 22:46:23 No.17641250 Report

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>>17641234

It's time.

Bolding !!dVOHcUiBxA8

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Bolding !!dVOHcUiBxA8 Wed 07 May 2014 22:46:59 No.17641259 Report

Quoted By: >>17641272 >>17641282 >>17641307

>>17641234
Sam is best pony.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 22:48:01 No.17641269 Report

Quoted By:

>>17641118
The shotgun's somewhat broken and the player cheated himself a longer bullet time bar.

Never did like the sequels. The fact that you fought against an army of clones that were bred for the purpose of war and were statues when not used as such under the control of a company's psychotic cannibal project was one of the creepiest things in the first game in my opinion, I think they kind of ruined it when they gave the ATC an ever more increasing role. In the first game they're rent-a-cops that get slaughtered and in the second and third they're a highly trained massive mercenary force equipped with jets and shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 22:48:17 No.17641272 Report

Quoted By: >>17641307

>>17641259

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 22:48:58 No.17641282 Report

Quoted By: >>17641307

>>17641259
Post le clapping brazilian.

Bolding !!dVOHcUiBxA8

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Bolding !!dVOHcUiBxA8 Wed 07 May 2014 22:49:32 No.17641297 Report

Quoted By: >>17641308 >>17641612

singles

Drifter

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Drifter Wed 07 May 2014 22:50:31 No.17641307 Report

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>>17641259
Fine taste.

>>17641272
Irish pls go.

>>17641282
Pic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 22:50:36 No.17641308 Report

Quoted By: >>17641332

>>17641297
fuck
I want her to touch my fat rolls so badly

Bolding !!dVOHcUiBxA8

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Bolding !!dVOHcUiBxA8 Wed 07 May 2014 22:52:13 No.17641332 Report

Quoted By: >>17641347 >>17641361 >>17641369 >>17641504 >>17641612 >>17641837

>>17641308
How about now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 22:53:37 No.17641347 Report

Quoted By: >>17641377

>>17641332
You going to move over to fingerbang with Irish soon?

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG Wed 07 May 2014 22:54:34 No.17641361 Report

Quoted By: >>17641377 >>17641390

>>17641332
>Sunset Shimmer shoving you into a bathroom stall and begins to make sexual demands while giving you a good shot of her panties, making it hard for you to say no.
Not quite a boner but the idea is giving me a jolly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 22:55:09 No.17641369 Report

Quoted By: >>17641462

>>17641332
m-more

Bolding !!dVOHcUiBxA8

Bolding !!dVOHcUiBxA8 Wed 07 May 2014 22:55:38 No.17641377 Report

Quoted By:

>>17641347
If by "fingerbang" you mean a "masturbation binge", then yes.

I may have written for them and other generals before, but this will always be my home.

>>17641361
Making you pop half a Rolo, huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 22:56:17 No.17641390 Report

Quoted By: >>17641411

>>17641361
Sunset Shimmer is Trixie without the distinct smell of pleb.

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG Wed 07 May 2014 22:58:12 No.17641411 Report

Quoted By: >>17641434 >>17641438

>>17641390
Trixie smells of that cause we've been hella banging all night homie hell yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 22:59:15 No.17641434 Report

Quoted By: >>17641487

>>17641411
Obviously you'd leave your scent on her :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 22:59:36 No.17641438 Report

Quoted By: >>17641468 >>17641487 >>17641596

>>17641411
I though Gadget only fucks tubby cosplayers?

Bolding !!dVOHcUiBxA8

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Bolding !!dVOHcUiBxA8 Wed 07 May 2014 23:00:52 No.17641462 Report

Quoted By: >>17641612

>>17641369

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:01:12 No.17641468 Report

Quoted By: >>17641487 >>17641526

>>17641438
Nah, he's the biggest dudebro here. Fuck bitches when he wants to, and plays his casual shit games.

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG

Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG Wed 07 May 2014 23:02:26 No.17641487 Report

Quoted By:

>>17641438
>implying she was a cosplayer
>>17641434
B)
B:)
B;)
B)
>>17641468
Y-yeah...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:03:30 No.17641504 Report

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>>17641332

Reminds me of http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15969833

There were a few threads like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:05:23 No.17641526 Report

Quoted By:

>>17641468
>not knowing he's currently failing to woo the biggest nerd around
It's quite ironic.

IceMan !!DDeDTnWrfcu

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IceMan !!DDeDTnWrfcu Wed 07 May 2014 23:11:09 No.17641596 Report

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>>17641438

What's this about tubby cosplayers?

8th

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8th Wed 07 May 2014 23:13:15 No.17641612 Report

Quoted By: >>17641640 >>17641644 >>17641651 >>17641677

>>17641462
>>17641332
>>17641297
OH BOY~! Is it time for SS?

lovelymuffins !loveonoRT2

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lovelymuffins !loveonoRT2 Wed 07 May 2014 23:14:52 No.17641640 Report

Quoted By: >>17641671 >>17641679

>>17641612
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:15:20 No.17641644 Report

Quoted By: >>17641662

>>17641612
mustardketchuppone best pone

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:15:41 No.17641651 Report

Quoted By: >>17641671

>>17641612
>implying it's ever time for SS

lovelymuffins !loveonoRT2

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lovelymuffins !loveonoRT2 Wed 07 May 2014 23:16:09 No.17641658 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:16:39 No.17641662 Report

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>>17641644
Home just in time for best pone.

8th

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8th Wed 07 May 2014 23:17:12 No.17641671 Report

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>>17641640
But Muffins, the sun has set and my dick is rising.

>>17641651
>Implying it's not always time for /ss/
You are worst shota

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:17:41 No.17641677 Report

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>>17641612
aw yeah

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:17:57 No.17641679 Report

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>>17641640
I thought you died of sore butt

Koala !!CxiJheETc3E

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Koala !!CxiJheETc3E Wed 07 May 2014 23:21:20 No.17641714 Report

Quoted By: >>17641751

>>17641658
have you ever in your life saved an image that is not shit quality?
Still liek u tho :3

Brew !!uj2g/ow68AK

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Brew !!uj2g/ow68AK Wed 07 May 2014 23:23:25 No.17641739 Report

Quoted By: >>17641748

Fuck all this ss bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:23:45 No.17641742 Report

Quoted By: >>17641771

>>17640514
But what about Moonie?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:24:19 No.17641748 Report

Quoted By: >>17641763

>>17641739
write

lovelymuffins !loveonoRT2

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lovelymuffins !loveonoRT2 Wed 07 May 2014 23:24:32 No.17641751 Report

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>>17641714

Brew !!uj2g/ow68AK

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Brew !!uj2g/ow68AK Wed 07 May 2014 23:25:46 No.17641763 Report

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>>17641748

8th

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8th Wed 07 May 2014 23:26:37 No.17641771 Report

Quoted By: >>17641788 >>17641802 >>17641805 >>17641809

>>17641742
By, "I hate writing," I mean I hate having to type out the story. I love story telling but actually putting it into word format to post here annoys the hell out of me.
Not to mention it's so boring.

>Pic Related
There will be more Moonie... One day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:27:15 No.17641782 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:28:05 No.17641788 Report

Quoted By: >>17641805 >>17641842

>>17641771
I always write as greentext from the get-go, It makes things a lot easier.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:28:56 No.17641800 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:28:59 No.17641802 Report

Quoted By: >>17641817 >>17641842

>>17641771
I look forward to it, super adorable filly fics are far too rare.

Brew !!uj2g/ow68AK

Brew !!uj2g/ow68AK Wed 07 May 2014 23:29:22 No.17641805 Report

Quoted By:

>>17641771
>hate typing out the story
>love story telling

That's pretty much my problem. I have a ton of stories I'd love to tell but writing consistently is difficult...

>>17641788
Same.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:29:40 No.17641809 Report

Quoted By: >>17641842

>>17641771

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:30:02 No.17641817 Report

Quoted By:

>>17641802

Second.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:30:05 No.17641819 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:31:33 No.17641835 Report

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Gatorbait

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Gatorbait Wed 07 May 2014 23:31:50 No.17641837 Report

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>>17641332
every time I see this image, I can't stop grinning

8th

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8th Wed 07 May 2014 23:32:13 No.17641842 Report

Quoted By: >>17641868

>>17641788
So do I but I still hate doing it.

>>17641802
>>17641809
I-I'll try not to let you down senpai.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:32:41 No.17641850 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:33:48 No.17641867 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:33:49 No.17641868 Report

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>>17641842

Brew !!uj2g/ow68AK

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Brew !!uj2g/ow68AK Wed 07 May 2014 23:34:38 No.17641875 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:34:55 No.17641879 Report

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Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG

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Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG Wed 07 May 2014 23:35:27 No.17641885 Report

Quoted By: >>17641929

>>17641819
>uniform Rarity
muh dick erry tim

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:36:17 No.17641897 Report

Quoted By: >>17641900

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:36:36 No.17641900 Report

Quoted By: >>17641914

>>17641897
disgusting donkey ears

Gatorbait

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Gatorbait Wed 07 May 2014 23:36:36 No.17641901 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:36:39 No.17641903 Report

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Brew !!uj2g/ow68AK

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Brew !!uj2g/ow68AK Wed 07 May 2014 23:36:45 No.17641905 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:37:24 No.17641914 Report

Quoted By: >>17641921

>>17641900
do you even classical unicorn?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:37:35 No.17641917 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:37:58 No.17641921 Report

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>>17641914
I know that webcomic, but that still makes the ears disgusting.

8th

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8th Wed 07 May 2014 23:38:08 No.17641923 Report

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Brew !!uj2g/ow68AK

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Brew !!uj2g/ow68AK Wed 07 May 2014 23:38:31 No.17641927 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:38:34 No.17641929 Report

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>>17641885

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:38:51 No.17641934 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:39:02 No.17641936 Report

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>>17641923
>"I don't want to see your dick, Anon, eww!"

8th

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8th Wed 07 May 2014 23:39:09 No.17641937 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous

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Brew !!uj2g/ow68AK

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8th

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8th Wed 07 May 2014 23:40:16 No.17641956 Report

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Anonymous

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8th

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8th Wed 07 May 2014 23:41:26 No.17641969 Report

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Brew !!uj2g/ow68AK Wed 07 May 2014 23:42:06 No.17641977 Report

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Anonymous

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8th

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8th Wed 07 May 2014 23:43:24 No.17641990 Report

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Anonymous

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Brew !!uj2g/ow68AK Wed 07 May 2014 23:44:20 No.17642002 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:44:57 No.17642011 Report

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8th

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:45:29 No.17642020 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:45:31 No.17642021 Report

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>>17642002
NO NOT MONOPOLY AGAIN I HATE THAT SHIT

Brew !!uj2g/ow68AK

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Brew !!uj2g/ow68AK Wed 07 May 2014 23:45:35 No.17642023 Report

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8th

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Anonymous

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Brew !!uj2g/ow68AK

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8th

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Anonymous

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:48:41 No.17642070 Report

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Brew !!uj2g/ow68AK

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Brew !!uj2g/ow68AK Wed 07 May 2014 23:49:03 No.17642073 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:50:45 No.17642100 Report

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Brew !!uj2g/ow68AK

Brew !!uj2g/ow68AK Wed 07 May 2014 23:51:36 No.17642111 Report

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>image limit reached
Victory!
inb4 somebody deletes an old one to post again
Wait... What am I doing in here again?
Where am I?
I'll go do something productive now...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:51:40 No.17642112 Report

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>Deleting images.
fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:52:15 No.17642122 Report

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>>17642100
>no alpha channel
shamefur dispray

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Brew !!uj2g/ow68AK Wed 07 May 2014 23:52:51 No.17642132 Report

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>>17642112
Figures. Cheater!
At least it's best pone...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2014 23:58:09 No.17642216 Report

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bye

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