Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
AnonAirman !lEONkSD866
Miro be skinhead !!KZHR4sMzkpo
Skippy
Kevin !GhG1buizc.
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/ponyfuckers AiE Steam Group, for all you lurkers and writers.
IntoTheVoid
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Parking my dragon.
Ajax !OJ9MlE.Ma.
Hey guys.
Anonymous
londoncalling !ykktyrA7Vk
look at my horse, ain't it amazing?
Anonymous
Brainhorn !!X+la9AgNv4F
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Reporting.waiting
Anonymous
Brainhorn !!X+la9AgNv4F
Bizzles !!zoZt6YpYtAm
IntoTheVoid
>>1890377 Either absurd humor or dark.
As for protagonist, can't say I sympathize with any more than another.
De Shizz !MeErLn6DNk
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ohai guys!going to go cry myself to sleep
Anonymous
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>>1890463 It's like One Piece man.
Do you root for Pandaman to become pirate king?
FUCK NO YOU ROOT FOR USOPP
Azathoth !!47UJ0bBusVR
>>1890377 I enjoy reading (and writing) clop. I also enjoy stories that are expansive; as eell as funny stories.
Oh, and to everyone who reads my stuff: More Plastic Pone?
IntoTheVoid
>>1890498 Do you need ask?
Anonymous
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I'm early enough to park?
anonimoss !RDashZoYGI
Guys, can you all tell me, who here writes the most feel inducing? that or (i know ive asked before, but i forgot the answer to it) the list of anon dads.
Brainhorn !!X+la9AgNv4F
>>1890513 No he doesn't.
>>1890498 Moar now.
Anonymous
>>1890498 Of course more plastic pone!
Gale
Zuul
Note: I re-read chapter 3 and decided the pacing sucked. I will try not to race through everything in the future. Blah. More dialogue, etc.
pastebin.com/u/zuul Chapter 4
>Zecora drops the bound unicorn pony onto the floor and pulls the bag off his head. >His green eyes open wide at the sight of you. >You can't tell if it's because you're human, or because of your burnt hair, torn shirt and bloody face. "Who are you and why are you following us?"
>His surprised expression is replaced by a smirk. >"Hello, human." "What? How do you know what I am?"
>He says nothing. >His eyes wonder around the room, taking everything in. >He looks at each of the ponies with a blank expression. >You can't tell what he's thinking and it makes you uncomfortable. "HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM?"
>Intimidation failed. >He laughs. >Suddenly he bares his teeth and points his horn toward your chest. >Nothing happens. >"What did you do to me?!" he says. >"There is no need to be scared, >Although, you're now magic impaired. >Cooperate within the hour >And I'll return your magic power." >"Hear that?" says Pinkie, roughly. "Tell us what we want to know and Zecora will return your magic and let you go back to your friends and we can all be happy!" >He gives her an evil look that makes you want to punch him in the face. >So you punch him in the face. 1/x
Gale
>>1890553 ElGuapo.
Una Nota Dolce.
That. Is. ALL.
I made this picture JUST for that story.
londoncalling !ykktyrA7Vk
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>>1890445 >>1890388 look at my dubs, ain't it amazing?
give it a lick, it tastes just like bateman.
sorry, so sorry.
jffry890
Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f
Wuten !WutEnlvDVw
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Sup guys, all done cleaning house, parking here.
jffry890
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>>1890347 is this group endorsed by Filly and Atlas?
MisterElGuapo !pMeRz7RJWA
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Parking and reporting in.
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
> Celestia had left us little time to prepare for her arrival > We had two days to clean and prepare a room for her > the cooks baked as much as they could as fast as they could, knowing her penchant for cakes > When she arrived, everyone was thankful the scrambling to impress was over > "Hello Tsar Anon" > She turns her eye to Chrysalis > "I suppose I owe you an apology. You're proven yourself quite...reformed from the devious mind you once were." > "I've found the best way to extract love isn't to force it, but rather, to reciprocate it" > "Indeed, I'm sure you've won the hearts of many with you and your hive's valiant efforts against the dragons"
anonimoss !RDashZoYGI
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>>1890599 i already read damn you guapo and his feels, was wondering if there was any more of that caliber?
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>1890735 (pt.2)
Princess, you mentioned something about answering questions in the letter?
> "Ah yes, you recall when you came to me with stories of your death, and supposed past life?" Yes
> "I may have found a way for you to have your answers" > she seems to strain, and her horn begins to glow > "I am sending you to Queen Cosmos and King Eternity" > I tried to puzzle just where the two fit into this while she prepared the spell > the lowered her head, and tapped my shoulder, and I was enveloped in a blinding light > I squinted my eyes closed and shielded my face > I felt as though I was rushing ahead unnaturally fast > When I felt I had come to a stop, I lowered my arms and opened my eyes > I was in outer space, or something similar to it > I was still standing on something solid, however > I walked further along until two massive thrones came into view > A booming voice rang in my ears as I approached Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>1890745 (pt.3)
> "Greetings Tsar Anon!" > I saw no one King Eternity?
> "I am he. He who made the universe, he who knows all within the universe, and he who controls the fate of everything." > I knelt to a knee, out of respect > a female voice spoke out, once again, from no where > "Rise, Tsar" Queen
> I rose by her command I have come to ask some questions, king
> "I know" What happened to me
> "Nightmare moon used you in a scheme to control Equestria" This I know, but when I died, why was I transported back to Russia
> "You were not meant for death then" So you put me into a peasant revolution?
> "I had to act fast, before Tartarus devoured your soul. Your body in Russia lay vacant, and so your soul went." When I died in the peasant revolution, you sent me back to Equestria?
> "You are meant for that land. You are meant to do great things there, far greater than you could do in Russia" Why did my relationships vanish? What happened?
> "Lest you fall to the same fate twice." Zuul
>>1890584 >His evident rage suddenly vanishes. >His lips curve into a creepy smile while blood drips from his nose. >What the fuck. >This pony is bound, powerless, and outnumbered. >He's being interrogated by a creature from another universe who won't hesitate to beat the shit out of him. >But he's the one making you nervous. >Either he's insane, he's playing mind games with you, or he has some unapparent advantage. >All of these possibilities scare you. >Applejack doesn't give a shit. >"Y'have ten seconds to start talkin'. Tell us who ya are!" >He turns his creepy-ass face to meet her gaze, but says nothing. >BAM! >Everyone jumps in surprise as this freaky fucker gets an orange hoof to the face. >"If y'all were jus' attackin' me ya might get a chance to explain yerself! But ya hurt my friends..." >Applejack kicks him as she speaks. >No one tries to stop her. >Pinkie hides her eyes with her hooves. >He's not smiling anymore. >He writhes in pain in a puddle of his own blood. >You notice he's lost a couple of his teeth. >Holy fucking shit, Applejack. >"Sorry 'bout the mess, Zecora." >You make a mental note to stay friendly with Applejack. 2/x
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
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>>1890757 (pt.4)
> the realization of the truth was reassuring, a form of closure > the Queen spoke > "Anything else, inquisitive Tsar?" Why can I not see you
> "We remain ethereal so as to avoid the flaws of the corporeal. We must not be limited in our abilities, as the entirety of time and space would collapse." > for the first time since appearing there, I blinked > upon opening my eyes again, I was in my castle once more > I felt extremely dizzy, and nearly collapsed onto Celestia > I moaned in discomfort as Celestia chuckled and asked > "Questions answered?" ugh....yeah
> I heave, but do not evacuate my stomach > "Alright then, I suppose I'll be heading back to Canterlot then. Oh and thanks again Chrysalis, for protecting my land" > "As was promised, Celestia" > the entire room was spinning as Celestia left, leaving me unable to protest > "Are you going to be alright Tsar?" Yes, just give me a moment
Brainhorn !!X+la9AgNv4F
>>1890618 Hey. You pulled me out of my slump, I think. I want to write again.
Obligatory self promotion: Have you read Picking up the Pieces? It's actually pretty popular, and no, there's no rape.
http://pastebin.com/Gb5N5ETc Anonymous
>>1890795 There's no rape yet, you mean. You still have time.
lurker parking
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PARKING IN THE NAME OF THE LURKERS!!
Anonymous
>>1890553 TheScooter, Leucine, MisterElGuapo.
UncleBrainhorn is also.. feel, inducing, yes, definitely feels.
anonimoss !RDashZoYGI
>>1890795 brainhorn, just so you know, regardless of what youve written, i think you should continuing writing, ignore those that insinuate that you can only write rape, i for one will stick by ya and read all that youve got.
Skippy
>>1890795 Brainhorn, can you write romance?
Anonymous
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>>1890880 Hey, what's wrong with rape? Hell, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape, after all.
Anonymous
>>1890795 Then get to it you magnificent bastard!
>>1890811 And as he's stated, there never will be.
Zuul
>>1890761 "You ready to talk?"
>Apparently not. >You almost don't believe your eyes when you see him start to smile again. >Hurting him isn't going to work. >Twilight speaks up. >"Zecora, is there anything you could mix up to make him tell the truth?" >"Yes, a potion. To get it right >It will have to brew overnight." >"By overnight I assume you mean... around ten hours?" >"There will be no movement of the sun, >but, I'll wake you when the potion's done." "You expect us to sleep? With him in here? What if he tries to strangle us or something?"
>"It was poison joke that took his magic. >The effect's permanence he'll find tragic. >As long as he receives no cure >This is something he will endure. >That being said, his bonds are tight. >He will not loosen them this night." >Does Zecora just come up with these rhymes on the spot. >You're so impressed it takes a while for what she said to sink in. >Although you feel reassured by Zecora's words, you still replace the bag on his head and drag him to the corner of the room. >You hope you never have to be in the same room as him again. >Zecora gives you, Applejack, Pinkie, and Twilight some blankets to lay on the floor before getting started on her truth potion. 3/x
Brainhorn !!X+la9AgNv4F
>>1890889 I don't know. Never tried.
The way PutP is going, I guess I'll be see soon enough.
>>1890914 I am. Just lurking at the same time.
cpatcha: attacker assland
wut
jffry890
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>>1890959 haha... HAHAHA!! IT KNOWS WHO YOU ARE.
Skippy
>>1890959 You have a talent for sucking the reader in and making them feel, and I'm siting here with Golden Lady on repeat. You should consider trying it. Lookin forward to PutP.
In return, take this picture.
Zuul
>>1890936 >There aren't enough blankets in Equestria to make this hard wood comfortable to sleep on, but you give a couple of yours to Applejack. >She seems a bit shaken up after her breakdown. >"I can't believe I did that..." She says, eyeing the blood on the other side of the room. >You give her a squeeze. "Applejack, they were trying to murder you. They were trying to kill Pinkie and Twilight. Hell, they almost got me."
>You point to where the enemy fire burned your hair. "People- I mean, ponies like that deserve more than a few kicks to the face."
>"Yeah, but, I can't believe I did that." "It's been a crazy week. Stop worrying and get some shut-eye. You've done nothing wrong."
>You and the ponies get settled in your makeshift beds. >Zecora continues to work while you drift off to sleep, one by one. 4/x
lurker parking
>>1890553 are you saying you want anon dads if so its duke of derpy anonalighieri and thescooter
AnonKnight !!Op76VNCRgC8
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Update in 20 minutes.
Anonymous
>>1891050 This, just.. this.
Creeper Jones
Creeper Jones
>>1891143 Recap: Due to an unknown event, Anon (a semi-average Joe from 4chan) has somehow awoken in the magical land of Equestria. At first this seemed like a dream come true, but sadly, that isn’t the case. Just like how unicorns and pegasi are myths on Earth, in this world humans are just as fictional. It’s a good thing too, because in Equestrian mythology, humans are considered chaotic, dangerous, and very destructive species. (The worst part is this is fairly accurate.)Anon at the time hadn’t known this which caused a very bad situation to break out when he stumbled into Ponyville. Long story short, Rainbow Dash, brutally injured Anon when she assumed he was going to eat Twilight. Currently he is living under the care of Fluttershy, who was the only poni who didn’t fear him. The only other poni who’s befriended him so far is Twilight Sparkle who views him more like a walking book of knowlege than an actual friend. Aside from them, Anon’s also gained the admiration of a tarantula that is living in the same room as him named ‘Vironica’ (Note: Due to Fluttershy being known for her many animals, some animals will be brought into the series. Due to most not having canon names a few will be given made up names. I am sorry if this is displeasing, but deal with it.)
HeshieokFasla !etizf/97GU
fdsdf General HeshieokFasla !etizf/97GU Sun 13 May 2012 02:41:14 No. 1891167 Report Quoted By:
Who wan sum Anon und Chrysalis?
Brainhorn !!X+la9AgNv4F
>>1891065 Speaking of anonalighieri, anyone see his newest paste?
Title: I'm out.
I no longer find writing these stories fun anymore, So the stories I have done up till now will remain unfinished. No ending, no conclusion. What I once found fun is no longer that, fun. Have fun.
>>1891050 >>1891098 And here I thought my stuff sucked, but I guess I'm doing something right.
r00tb33r
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>>1890618 Fuck... Shit... Posted in old thread... SHIT...
Wuten !WutEnlvDVw
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>>1891065 >mfw I'm not mentioned in the list of AnonDads jffry890
continuing
>>1889257 >You freeze and turn around. >Walking out of the bushes on the side of the road, was the orange pegasus from a few days ago. >Last you saw of him, you scared him away. >You thought you saw the last of him. >You were wrong. >He was not his usual cheery self that you had come to know. >His facial expression was very unnerving. >Even the tone of his voice was as cold as ice. >He walks a circle around you, like a predator stalking his prey. "Oh, hello there. What are you-"
>"Shut up." "Eep!"
>You slowly back away, trying to stay away from him. >"You know we could've had a happy life together, right?" "I... um..."
>"I would've done anything for you. We could've had a family!" "Oh look at the time."
>You turn and run, but he flies ahead of you and blocks your path. >He walks toward you, staring you down. >You back up, looking behind you for an escape. >But he would just fly past you again. >"You and I both know how wrong inter-species relations are." >You continue backing up, and he continues walking towards you. Creeper Jones
AiE: Days three through Four. Creeper Jones Sun 13 May 2012 02:43:07 No. 1891208 Report >>1891166 DAY 3
I’m beginning to adjust to living in Fluttershy’s cottage: It doesn’t sting nearly as much to bend through doorways anymore, and I finally came to terms with the tarantula’s nest in the corner of my temporary room. Yep, seems like staying here until I leave won’t be as bad as I had originally thought. An issue I haven’t been able to deal with though is the fact that I have only one set of clothing for X amount of days. Fluttershy also noticed this problem earlier this morning: “Why are you still wearing that outfit anon? It’s already been three days.” Fluttershy, doesn’t understand the thing about humans and nudity, but she has a point: I’ve had my clothing on at all times, even in the shower to get them cleaned (except for my pants). I’ve spent the past two mornings walking around as a damp, cold mess, but I don’t complain. This is all temporary, and the worst I’ll get out of it is a bad cold…I’ll be fine.
Creeper Jones
>>1891208 DAY 4
I’ve been fairly content with the past few days in Equestria: Sure it gets boring being cooped up in the cottage most of the time, but I’ve been perfectly distracted with my sketch work. Today however, I’m finally going to travel back into Ponyville, in order to meet the town’s very own fashionista: Rarity. Fluttershy went off yesterday and did some negotiations with her, because she thought that it’d be nice if I had an alternate shirt (for reasons already explained). I don’t want to be more of a charity case than I already am…but sadly, I couldn’t say no to Fluttershy: She’s been so kind to me that I couldn’t possibly refuse her help. Because of this, I complied and we are now traveling back into Ponyville. I’m expecting the worse to happen. As we walk, Fluttershy tells me more and more about Rarity, but it’s nothing I haven’t learned already from watching the show. I still however listen…for the most part.
Anonymous
jffry890
>>1891197 >"You know, I used to think, 'She'll marry THAT? Maybe I'll have a chance!' But it seems your mind has been so deluded, that's not gonna happen." "Well I'm glad you finally think so. Now if you'll excuse me."
>"Hold on!" >He spreads his wings as a show of intimidation. >"That was back when I thought I could win you over. But now, I'm through playing nice." "What's that supposed to mean?"
>You try to shrink yourself, growing ever-so increasingly afraid. >"You have a duty to your species, that's what." >You are now afraid for your life. >You stand tall and stick your chest out. >You stare at him through the fear and intimidation. >He stops with a worried look. >After a brief second, he shakes his head and continues toward you. >"That's not gonna work twice." "Oh, uh... Well I'm just gonna- What the heck is that!"
>You point behind him and he turns to look. >You take off in flight, but stay low to the ground. >There's no time to gain altitude. >"Not so fast!" >The orange pegasus grabs you from above and forces you to the ground. >You tumble and roll as you hit the dirt. >He lands on top of you and rolls you over on your back. "NO! Somepony hel-"
>He smacks you across in the face, effectively silencing you. >"I will get what is mine! And I will have you to myself!" >Through tears and sobs, he moves to kiss you. >You look away from him, but he forces you to look up at him. >As he goes to kiss you again, you see the swift motion of a shoe make contact with his jaw. --
small update. stopping again.
Creeper Jones
>>1891231 As we near Ponyville, a pair of pegasi spot me while flying by. Let me guess, they fly into Ponyville and everyone ends up hiding from me? DING DING DING! Not a single poni is outside, and I’m not surprised in the slightest. I am getting a few glimpses from windows though. I really should be more hurt about the situation, but it’s okay, I’ll be out of their hair soon enough.
Creeper Jones
>>1891266 Fluttershy and I make it too Rarity’s boutique. Before even reaching the door, Rarity opens it to cheerfully greet us. “Welcome to the Ca-” Her eyes focus on me and her head elevates in an attempt to actually see my face. She’s now motionless like a deer in the headlights of a vehicle. I try to say “Hello”, but before I could pronounce even the first syllable, Rarity telekinetically slams and locks the door. Through the door Rarity begins to speak in a slightly panicked yet professional tone, “Fluttershy, I’m going to have to ask you and your pet to leave.” Fluttershy’s slightly confused, “But why? You already agreed and everything.” Rarity responds. “I’m not exactly sure. [In an almost contemplative tone] Maybe it’s his eyes, or the way that he towers over me… Or maybe all of the black. Either way, I don’t want him in my home.” Fluttershy’s begins to speak more defensively, “But Anon’s a great guy, he’s not going to harm you, really.” Rarity pauses contemplating Fluttershy’s statement before finally rebutting, “Fluttershy, you get along with animals much better than I do. You may not have to worry, but if your pet lost control in my home…Well… I’m not sure what I’d do. I intend not to find out though.” Fluttershy, tries to speak, only for Rarity to cut her off. “I’m sorry, Fluttershy, but I must ask for you and that…thing, to please leave the premises immediately.” Fluttershy’s head drops slightly, “Come on anon, let’s go back home.”
Creeper Jones
>>1891287 Fluttershy begins to walk away, but I stand my ground, unfaltered, with both fist clenched. I honestly don’t care much about something as insignificant as a shirt, but I’m not going to let her disrespect me like this. I walk up to the closed door, and raise my voice enough for her to hear me well. I’m not going to shout at her, I’m just going to give her a piece of my mind. With a firm and authoritative tone, I begin to speak. “Rarity, I know you’re still at the door, so listen.” Fluttershy hears my voice and stops walking. “We’ve never met before. You, know nothing about me, so how DARE you have the audacity to judge me with such prejudice. Fluttershy brought me here because she actually believed you’d be okay with someone like me, but apparently that’s not the case. Even I thought for a moment, that I would meet someone else who wouldn’t judge me because I’m different. [My tone begins to weaken] I thought it’d be able to make a new friend, but apparently, I guess I was wrong to… I shouldn’t have come here.” With depression in my heart, I finish speaking. “I’m going back to the cottage.”
Creeper Jones
>>1891308 Fluttershy and I head off once again, but at around twenty feet, we are stopped by Rarity who yells for us to “Wait!” Turning back to the boutique, I see Rarity who has finally unlocked the door and opened it. “I…I’d like to apologize. You were absolutely right, and I had no right to judge you so harshly. I’m just a bit concerned due to your height and…unique, look. But safety isn’t as important as good manners, and for that, I am very sorry. [Speaking to herself with a slight hushness] That was un-lady like of me.” Her voice shifts with slight hopefulness, “If you’d like, I could still make you something.” (…Wow. I didn’t think a dramatic speech would work this well, but it did.) I’m a bit hesitant, but agree non-the-less.
Brainhorn !!X+la9AgNv4F
>>1891247 >As he goes to kiss you again, you see the swift motion of a shoe make contact with his jaw. Oh good. For a minute there I thought I was going to have to find you.
Creeper Jones
>>1891320 As I enter the boutique, my head turns to and fro observing the many dresses, interior designs, and furnishings. This place looks so much better when observed in the third dimension. Rarity quickly snaps me out of this curious state and guides Fluttershy and I to a measuring room. “Stand right here, I need to chart your proportions.” As I’m being measured, Rarity attempts to break the already awkward mood she’s set between us, with a bit of small talk. I assume she’s going to start asking about my origins, or begin speaking about her life in Ponyville and the other mane five (of which I know both), but rather, she begins speaking on how I need to improve my look.
Creeper Jones
>>1891331 Rarity basically tells me that the best way to draw in other ponies is through my color scheme: This actually seems like a pretty solid complaint, as literally everything around me is bright, and colorful. My outfit is comprised of pretty much black and grey, and according to Rarity, my dark tone gives me a very unwelcoming look. A more colorful choice of clothing would help make me less intimidating. Because of this, Rarity’s refusing to produce the dark-gray t-shirt I requested. Apparently, ‘I don’t know what I want’.
Zuul
>>1891059 "Pinkie Pie was correct."
>You're standing on the dark rocky landscape from your previous dream. >The voice that's speaking is the same one you heard before you crashed your car and woke up in Equestria. >It's uncaring, completely detached. "What do you mean?"
>"You are here for a reason." >The big red sun in the sky burns out completely, plunging you into complete darkness. >You feel like the body that goes with the voice is nearby. >You know you're not in danger, but you feel complete fear wash over you. "What reason?"
>No one answers you. >This feels too real to be a dream. >You force your eyes open. >You're in Zecora's house. >She's still over by her cauldron. >Your prisoner struggles hopelessly against his bonds in the corner. >Pinkie, Twi, and Applejack are still sleeping peacefully. >But the fear from your dream remains. >You ignore the feeling and try to focus on reality. >You whisper to Zecora. "Is the potion finished?"
>"Oh, good morning Anon, friend. >Indeed, the brewing is at an end." 5/x
Creeper Jones
>>1891347 As Rarity continues her measuring, she soon transitions into my ‘unusual’ wardrobe: The denim in my pants are a pretty uncommon fabric, and the synthetic fabric of my windbreaker is literally nonexistent in this world. Have that combined with my modernized human-exclusive look in a semi-Victorian setting, and there are a surprising amount of questions brought up as a result. Gladly, this doesn’t turn into a massive interview like with Twilight, we simply have a nice, short, conversation about clothing. I don’t even care about clothing, but it’s still a nice conversation.
r00tb33r
>>1891247 NNNNNOOOOOOOOO YOU CA-
Oh thank Celestia.
lurker parking
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>>1891173 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how can he not finish his amazing story. i was looking forward to when he would write again to. I will miss him greatly.
Creeper Jones
>>1891371 At around the twenty-five minutes past the fifteenth hour of the day, Rarity finishes her measurements. According to Rarity, she’ll have the shirt ready in three days. It shouldn’t take three days to make a shirt, but Rarity wants it to be “absolutely perfect.” I thank her for her help and leave with Fluttershy. Things went better than expected. As Fluttershy and I return home, I head to my room and see a small picnic basket with a note and a loaf of bread in it. Equinius text is difficult to decipher, but from what I’m looking at, it appears to say, “For: Mr. Human - From: Twist”. Well whaddayaknow, there’s a poni that actually likes me. I offer some of the bread to Fluttershy and a few crumbs to Vironica, but Fluttershy doesn’t want to take from me (ironic), and Vironica doesn’t like the taste of the crumbs I gave her. Whatever, more for me. After gobbling up the bread, I continue the sketch work I was doing yesterday. For some reason though, I’m getting tired pretty quickly. It’s barely dark outside by the time I decide to go to sleep. Maybe it’s because I’m not getting any protein or something. Whatever, I’m calling it in for today.
x/x
jffry890
>>1891375 who do you think i am? Brainhorn?
>>1891328 have a change of heart i see?
Creeper Jones
>>1891388 As always, feedback is always appreciated yet never recieved.
http://pastebin.com/u/Creeper-Jones Anonymous
>>1891328 Why? I assumed you would like something like that.
r00tb33r
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>>1891420 Still had me going all the same.
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>>1891247 ...Why..why would someone force themself on Fluttershy?
>tfw Anonymous
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>>1891247 BREAK HIS GODDAMN SPINE. Brainhorn !!X+la9AgNv4F
>>1891441 Go fuck yourself.
>>1891420 Change of heart? Do I really have to explain this again? Because I don't feel like it, so here's the short version.
I wanted to write something that would get an emotional response out of people. I didn't know what to write about. I thought "Well, I'll just stick to what I know. What makes me sad and angry? Rape and violence towards women. Ok, I'll do that."
So yeah. Braeburn and Apple Jack in SS, Pinkie Pie being raped in Drury Lane, and now this. Hits me right in the feels.
AnonKnight !!Op76VNCRgC8
Here we go. Chapter III: The anon's new clothes.
http://www.youtu.be/YU-DnDtZpKk >While Twilight and Applejack explain your situation to the Mayor, your eyes wander around the square. >Pinkie Pie is outside the restaurant, with Lyra. They seem to be re-enacting the battle that occured only minutes ago. Lyra is imitating you with a sword, while Pinkie is playing the part of the wyvern. >Hmhm. Cute. >A small crowd has gathered around them, watching their performance. They must have missed the real thing when they were hiding. >The two soldiers, having regained consciousness, approach the monster. Even though it's no longer a threat, they still hesitate before getting close to it. One soldier walks up to it's head, and nudges it slightly with a hoof. >The villagers won't go anywhere near the thing. >"So, does Mister Anon have somewhere to stay?" >"Not at the moment, Mayor... I was thinking he could stay at the Library, with me, for the time being... Would you like that, Anon?" "...I guess so. As long as I wouldn't be an inconvenience to you..."
>"Oh, hmhm, don't worry about that. You won't be in the way of anything." "You're too kind, Miss Twilight. Thank you."
>"So, everything is settled? Good! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll have to send a report to Cloudsdale telling them to be on the look out for any more of those horrid wyverns, just to be on the safe side. Girls. Mister Anon." "Miss Mayor."
>The Mayor merrily trots away, still beaming with gratitude. >... Zuul
>>1891360 >You wake up the sleeping ponies, and Zecora fills a bottle with her solution. >"Is everyp0ny ready?" asks Twilight. >The bag is removed from his head, Twilight uses her magic to force open his mouth, and Zecora pours the potion down his throat. >He looks at each of you hatefully. >"Did it work?" asks Pinkie. >"Yes." The prisoner answers. >"Okay, then. What's your name?" >He tries, unsuccessfully, to fight the potion's effects. "Crimson Clover." >"Okay, Crimson." says Twilight. "Why is your group trying to kill us?" >Sweat drips down his face with the effort of keeping his mouth shut. >"Tell me!" >"You were getting too close to discovering where the princesses were, so I ordered your destruction." >Holy shit, Crimson is connected to the princesses' disappearance. >You can actually hear Twilight's heart racing with excitement. >"Wherearetheprincesses?!" >"I don't know." >Twilight's legs give out and she falls on her face. >"But you're responsible for their kidnapping?" asks Applejack. >"Yes." Crimson growls. >"Why?! Why would you want to do that?!" Twilight shouts. >"I was told to." "You were told to? I thought you were in charge!"
>"I AM in charge!" Crimson clearly wants to hurt you. "Then who tells you what to do? Who told you to take the princesses?!"
>It looks like this is the one question he was hoping wouldn't be asked. >Crimson looks into your eyes with deep loathing as he responds. >"The voice." 6/6
Anonymous
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>>1891441 He doesn't like rape. He's been having to go through explaining that like every 2-3 threads.
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>>1891441 Dude, c'mon, he ain't a rapist.
Let me ask you this, have you ever thought about raping someone?
You don't even have to answer that, because I know the answer. Its human nature. But that doesen't mean you go around raping people. Its just a thought. Its primal lust. Skippy
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>>1891556 you should probably stick a disclaimer on your pastebin. "I DO NOT LIKE RAPE RAPE IS BAD STOP ASKING FOR MORE
i hate you al ;_; a picture for your time.
Anonymous
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>>1891247 I was readying the heavy artillery man, I'm glad it looks like I don't need it.
Yet. AnonKnight !!Op76VNCRgC8
>>1891562 >"Are you sure you can find your way back to the treehouse?" "I shouldn't have any trouble."
>"Alright, then. I'll see you later, Anon. Bye, girls." >"Bye, darling." >"Be seein' yah." >Twilight begins trotting home, with Spike on her back, leaving you with Applejack and Rarity. >Fluttershy and Pinkie managed to persuade Rainbow Dash to go and see a doctor about her injuries. They left for the hospital a few minutes ago, with Dash looking a bit reluctant. >Rainbow Dash seems to be very confident in herself. She was obviously hurting more than she realised. >After noticing the fire damage on your clothes, Rarity offered to make you some new ones. You're on the way to her place so she can get some measurements. Accompanying you and Rarity, is Applejack. >While you're walking, you notice the many residents of P0nyville settling into their homes as the sun begins to disappear behind the western mountains. >It sure is tranquil at the moment... It's as if the wyvern attack didn't even happen. >You notice birds settling into their nests, and various critters returning to their burrows. >Slowly, the blades of a nearby windmill turn in adherence to the wind, which has picked up a little. >After a quiet few minutes of walking, you come upon a strange building. It looks like some kind of highly decorated gazebo... With a carousel on top. You wonder who might live there. >"Here we are! My home!" >And now you know. jffry890
>>1891556 whoa... calm down dude. im just fuckin with ya. i already know you dont like rape. its just fun to mess with you. sorry.
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>1890855 Are you the same Anon from the last thread enquiring if that was it for the R&D update?
If so then, no, there's still more. I was, unfortunately, called away for some time but shall continue now with much gusto!
Zuul
>>1891569 Updated pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/u/Zuul That's it for chapter 4. I'm sorry it took so long to write. I want to know if I'm doing anything wrong. Is there something I can improve on? Please let me know.
AnonKnight !!Op76VNCRgC8
>>1891664 >"Here we aaaaaare~" >Rarity opens the door, and beckons you and Applejack inside. >The inside of Rarity's house is rather nice, and mostly tidy, except for a few pieces of fabric here and there. >The walls are made up of various shades of purple. On one side of the room, is some kind of stand with three oval-shaped mirrors. >On the stand, is a horse-shaped mannequin. There are a few identical mannequins on the other side of the room. >So, Rarity is a dressmaker? >And, judging by the sketches on a nearby desk, a designer, too... >Rarity opens a drawer, and levitates a small notepad, a quill, and a yellow strip of measuring tape out of it.. >"This will take but a minute, Anon." >The tape floats towards you, and wraps around your waist. >Under the influence of a blue aura, the quill writes something on the notepad. >"Mhm!" >The tape slithers around your body, like a snake, wrapping itself around you and pausing every few moments while Rarity makes notes. The tape tickles a little. >"Aaaaaand, we're done!" >The tape slips off of you, and falls to the ground, no longer surrounded by Rarity's magic aura. >"Now! Why don't you tell me what kind of clothes you'd like?" "Uh... Ones that are... Comfortable? I'd like them to be as unrestricting as possible."
>"Yes, yes, and?" "And..."
>You look at the clothes you're wearing. You always liked these, and thought they suited you rather well. AnonKnight !!Op76VNCRgC8
>>1891737 "...I'd like it if they weren't too different from the clothes I'm wearing at the moment. With the same colour scheme, if that's okay."
>"Sure, sure, that's no problem at all." "Alright, then. Thank you, Miss Rarity."
>"You're most welcome! Now, your new clothes will be ready by tomorrow morning. You can drop by whenever you please, I'll be in all day." "Okay. You know... I really wish I could pay you somehow, Miss Rarity, but I doubt the money I'm carrying would be worth anything to anyone in Equestria..."
>"Oh, don't you worry about that, darling. A new set of clothes is the least I can do for you. Though, if you'd like, you can do me one little favor..." "Of course. How might I assist you?"
>"Just give me a moment... It's around here somewhere..." >Rarity briefly looks around the room, before noticing an unknown object on the floor covered by a sheet of orange fabric. >"Aha!" >The sheet is lifted into the air by a blue aura, revealing a small red box with a purple ribbon. >Rarity drops the sheet, and levitates the box over to you. >"Just take this back to the library with you, and give it to Spike." >You reach out, and take a hold of the box. The aura disappears. "Will do, Miss Rarity."
Zuul
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>>1891426 I haven't read it yet, but you should use green text so people can see it's a story.
AnonKnight !!Op76VNCRgC8
>>1891782 >"Thank you, Anon." "Hmhm, You too."
>You and Applejack say goodbye to Rarity, and head out the door. >The sun is now nowhere to be seen. The temperature has dropped slightly, and the wind has died down again. >The sky has gone from orange, to a nice purple. The moon has appeared, and there are many stars visible. >Night time arrived sooner than you were expecting. Does time pass more quickly in Equestria? >"Nice night, ain't it, Anon?" "Indeed, it is. Much better than last night... it's not cold, or raining, or anything."
>You and Applejack start walking. >By now, all the ponies have settled into their homes. The village is almost silent, though you can still hear quiet, muffled voices from inside some of the houses. >Applejack moves a little closer to you. >"So... Anon..." "...Yes, Miss Applejack?"
>"Have yah really never seen a talkin' p0ny until today?" "Nope. Not until I met you this morning... I must say, you really surprised me."
>"Hmhm... Ah didn't give yah a fright, did Ah, Anon?" "Uh... No, you didn't, Hmhm."
>"So... What exactly are yah, anyway, Anon? Ah'm mighty curious... Yer like nothin' Ah'v ever laid eyes on." "I'm a human."
Brainhorn !!X+la9AgNv4F
>>1891674 It's just been getting annoying, recently. I've been considering either deleting all of Hurt, or maybe starting a new pastebin and starting fresh.
Gonna start working on Picking up the Pieces soon, but first I want to do this one off I've been thinking about.
It also involves Scootaloo.
Anonymous
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>>1891702 It was I, yes, and wonderful, can't wait to see more.
AnonKnight !!Op76VNCRgC8
>>1891841 >Applejack gives you a confused look. >"Hm... Ah ain't never heard of those before." "...That doesn't surprise me."
>"...Why? Are yah some kinda rare, endangered species or somethin'?" "Oh, no, not at all... Quite the opposite. There just don't seem to be any other humans living anywhere near Equestria..."
>"Yah sayin' they all live somewhere... Really far away?" "...To be honest, I'm not sure. It seems to me that I'm not even in the same world as I was in yesterday, so, I really don't know what to tell you."
>"Hmm... So, uh, yer homeland. What's it like?" "Well..."
>You spend a few minutes telling Applejack about where you live. She listens with interest, only making a few short comments and asking one or two questions. >Applejack is astonished to hear that your country, which you described as "A rather small Island", has a total population of more than sixty million people. >"How do ya'll manage tah grow enough food fer everyone?" "With some difficulty."
>Unsurprisingly, she "Ain't never heard of no Europe...". >This just about confirms it. >You're not on planet earth anymore. Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f
Psychopath in Equestria: Chapter 8 Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f Sun 13 May 2012 03:12:08 No. 1891889 Report >>1885310 >The others are too transfixed on your appearance to help Twilight. >”We have nothing to-“she tosses another chair at you, “talk about!” >You dive over the counter and into the kitchen, the chair nicking you. >You peek your head over, only to duck from a hail of apples. >You dust off one of the projectiles and take a bite. >Mmmmmm… juicy. “I’m sorry Twilight. I’m sorry about everything.”
>”Sorry is not going to cut it this time.” >”Twilight please you’re scaring her.” >Her? Who else is here? >”She won’t be afraid once he’s gone.” “Who is her?” you ask standing up.
>A pillow plows you in the face doing nothing but irritating you. >She’s run out of things to hurt you with by now. >Twilight’s horn begins to spark violently as she charges some sort of attack. >Guess she isn’t out of moves. >A bolt of lightning tears across the room striking you against the chest. >You grab onto the counter to keep yourself up as she charges another. “Twilight- just wait.”
>She grimaces as she gets ready to unleash another. >”Please…” a little voice cries from behind her. >Twilight turns halting her attack. >You can’t see who said that, but you don’t recognize the voice either. “Who is that?” you ask.
>A filly flies up to the top of the couch, looking at you with curiosity. >Daisy? lurker parking
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>>1891426 it's a very good story. will have to wait for more though.
Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f
Psychopath in Equestria: Chapter 8 Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f Sun 13 May 2012 03:12:38 No. 1891905 Report >>1891889 >This is a situation you weren’t ready for. >Daisy flaps over towards you, cornering you in the kitchen. >”Are you- she pauses clearing her throat, “Anon?” >You look over to the others who’re nodding their heads. “Yes I am.”
>”You may not remember me. I was in the uh-“ Her eyes turn red as she holds back the tears. >Martin took so much from her, good thing you taught him a lesson. >You step forward and hug the distraught filly. Crying is one of the few things you can’t stand. >You stroke her mane as the tears flow down your back. “Shh… It’s alright, he’s long gone.”
>”Thank you…” she sobs. >You look at Twilight who appears to be doubting her previous behavior. “Daisy, I think you should run home now. I need to talk in private now.”
>She sniffs and does as instructed leaving you all alone. >You take another bite of your apple breaking the awkward silence. >”So why’d you come back?” Applejack asks. “For a fresh set of clothes and some food of course.”
>Your joke falls on deaf ears. “What? I was only going to be here a minute before I moved on.”
>”Moved on to where?” >”And what for?” Rarity adds. “Canterlot, I have some unfinished business there.”
Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f
>>1891905 >All six get ready to attack at yours words. “Whoa now hold your horses! I’m not going to kill the princess.”
>They back off, but remain wary. “Not the real one anyways…”
>”And what do you mean by that?” “Nothing. I’m not here to cause trouble, but since you’re all here anyways I may as well offer my apology.”
“It was wrong what I did. I deceived you all into believing I was something I’m not. I did terrible things to those who didn’t deserve it. I don’t deserve your sympathy, but for what it’s worth I’m sorry.”
>They part as you step towards the stairs. “I wish we had met under different circumstances… Bye.”
>You go back upstairs, no sign of pursuit on their part, and climb out the window. >If you hurry you can make the train to Canterlot. >Celestia’s arrival still has Ponyville’s undivided attention. >You stick to the back alleys masking yourself in the darkness. >It’s not difficult to move around incognito. >You’re almost at the train station when you’re blinded by a yellow glare. >Moving out of the way you spot a contingent of royal guards patrolling the station. >Why the hell are they here? >They’re seldom seen outside the castle, let alone in Ponyville. Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f
Psychopath in Equestria: Chapter 8 Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f Sun 13 May 2012 03:13:38 No. 1891931 Report >>1891919 >They keep a tight watch on the perimeter, though you’re barely able to slip through them. >The door is tightly guarded, two of them standing ready. >You’re not going to get on that way. >You could go in through one of the windows, but you’re sure to be seen if you go on that route. >There’s no conceivable way to get on undetected. *clash* >”Watch it!” a guard says to one of the loaders, “We’ll put you in the stockade if you drop another one.” >That gives you an idea. >You loosen the side of one of the crates and open it. >You can’t see too clearly, but there appears to be enough space for you to squeeze in. >It’s a tight fit, but you manage to get in. >Resealing the side the waiting game begins. >Time passes slowly, and you find yourself counting sheep. >You’re interrupted by a rumbling as you feel yourself being lifted. >”They don’t pay us enough for this. This box weighs a ton.” >”Quit your yammering, or we’ll make you.” >”Dude shut up, I don’t know about you, but I like my teeth where they are.” >”I don’t know what’s up with everyone recently. After that foreigner got banished everything’s gone to Tartarus.” >He has no idea how right he is. >”I’m more worried about today. Let’s just get this shipment loaded and head home.” >At least someone values their time. Anonymous
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http://i.imgur.com/f6vFE.jpg a picture for anon airman, should he show up.
AnonKnight !!Op76VNCRgC8
>>1891884 >You've now reached the path that leads out of P0nyville, and towards Applejack's farm. >You and Applejack come to a halt. >"Well..." >"...Ah'd best be gettin' home. Ah'v got quite a story for the family, hmhm. Yah sure ya'll be able to find yer way back to the Library?" "Mhm. What about you, Miss Applejack? Will you be alright, walking home by yourself? I could walk you home, if you'd like."
>"Oh, Ah'll be fine, Anon. Ah don't wanna keep you out too long. You just go on back to Twahlite's house, and don't worry about little old me." "Alright, then, I won't worry. Goodnight, Miss Applejack."
>"Night, Anon." >Applejack begins walking down the path, then pauses after a few steps, and turns back to you. >By the moon's light, her green eyes shine faintly, exuding admiration and gratitude. >"And, uh... thanks, again. Hmhm." >You're suddenly feeling a lot warmer inside. >After watching Applejack trot down the path and out of P0nyville, you continue on your way. >As you approach the library, you see a familiar shape through the front window. >It's Twilight. She looks like she's reading a book. >She notices you, and smiles. She waves a hoof, then moves from the window. >A few seconds later, the door opens. There stands Twilight. Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f
Psychopath in Equestria: Chapter 8 Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f Sun 13 May 2012 03:14:38 No. 1891949 Report >>1891931 >They drop you off in the train, a sliding door signaling their exit. >”All loaded up!” he shouts. >The train roars to life as it pulls off down the tracks. >You can’t take the confinement of this box any longer. >You kick open the side and hurl yourself out. >You find yourself where you think is the storage car, a surplus of boxes crammed within. >You’re mildly interesting what the cargo is, but you don’t care enough to investigate. >You look through the door into the next car, just more crates lying inside. >From car to car you move trying to get to the front of the train. >The train suddenly shifts, tossing a crate off of its shelf, crashing against the floor. >”What was that?” >”Probably just the crates, I’ll check it out.” >Damn guards. >You conceal yourself behind a stack as the guard enters. >He whistles a tune to himself as he scours the storage car. >That sounds awfully familiar to you. >”Aha,” he shouts finding the fallen crate, “Just a crate after all!” >He sets it back on the shelf and heads back to the door. >The train shifts again, sending another box flying off the shelf, right next to you. >”You need to be more careful or else-“ He silences as he spots you. jffry890
>>1891247 >The orange pegasus goes flying off of you. >You see Anon follow through with his kick and immediately charge the pegasus. >Anon tries to grab him, but the pegasus rolls clear and jumps onto his back. >He bites down into Anon's shoulder. >With a roar of pain, Anon reaches back and grabs the pony just below the jaw. >Anon pulls him off and slams him into the ground. >Anon moves to stomp the pony, but he rolls clear again. >With the other leg, Anon kicks him in the face again. >The pony goes flying into the air, but recovers before he hits the ground. >He dives on Anon, kicking him in the head. >Anon staggers and the pegasus makes another pass, again and again. >Anon's face was soaked in blood and swollen. >As the pegasus goes to make another pass, Anon jumps up and throws himself into the pegasi's path. >Taking the full brunt straight to his chest, he grabbed the pegasus as they made contact and fell through the air. >They slammed into the ground, Anon on his back. >The impact caused Anon to release the pegasus again. >The pegasus got to his hooves and, utilizing his wings for propulsion, charged Anon. >He jumped and slammed into Anon's chest as he was rising to his knees. >Anon was knocked onto his back, his head bouncing off the ground. "No..." you whisper, covering your eyes from the sight.
>The pegasus looks at Anon, then to you. >He smiles. >"Where were we?" Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f
Psychopath in Equestria: Chapter 8 Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f Sun 13 May 2012 03:15:08 No. 1891959 Report >>1891949 >”Stop right there criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I’m confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it’s off to jail.” “Resist Arrest?”
>”Then pay with your blood!” >Anon vs. Royal Guard. Fight! >The both of you leap towards each other. >He strikes first knocking you against the wall. “If you wanted to play rough then you should have said so.”
>You pick up one of the smaller crates and throw it at him. >He cradles the package and sets it down giving you the opportunity you needed. >You mount him, tearing off his helmet as he bucks wildly. “I think you need to take a nap.”
>You bring down your fist against his neck, knocking him out like a light. >This fight was curiously easy. Why did he let himself open like that? >”You alright in there?” another guard shouts. >Another person to deal with, how fun. >You slide open the door and walk into the next car, a passenger car. >The guard is the only one there oddly enough. >He’s staring out the window, not paying you any attention. >”Everything alright in there? What was the commotion all about?” “He had a little slip, nothing compared to what’s going to happen to you.”
>He turns to you glaring, “We’ll see.” >Round Two. Fight! AnonKnight !!Op76VNCRgC8
>>1891947 >"There you are, Anon. Come right in!" >Again, you duck a little to avoid hitting your head on the door frame. >"So, did Rarity get your measurements?" "Uh-huh. And what's more, she said my new clothes will be ready as soon as tomorrow. Miss Rarity really is too kind."
>"Oh, she sure is. You might say generosity is her middle name!" "And, Miss Rarity also asked me to deliver this..."
>You show Twilight the little box. "...To Spike. Is he around?"
>"Oh, he's asleep. Probably dreaming by now, hmhm. I'll just put it over here..." >Twilight levitates the box over to the nearby cabinet, and places it on the bottom shelf. >"...And he can open it tomorrow! Now, why don't you have a seat over there?..." >Twilight motions to the sofa. >"...And relax. You must have had quite a day! I'll just fetch us something to drink." >You walk over to the sofa and sit down, as Twilight walks into the kitchen. >On the coffee table in front of the sofa, is a book. >The book is quite small, but thick. Adorning the brown leather cover, is a golden silhouette of a very unusual looking creature. It looks like some kind of misshapen, unsymmetrical asian dragon. >Perhaps it's another one of the magical creatures that lives in Equestria? >Twilight soon returns, with two glasses of water, and a plate of cookies. She sets them down on the coffee table, and sits next to you. Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f
Psychopath in Equestria: Chapter 8 Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f Sun 13 May 2012 03:16:08 No. 1891987 Report >>1891959 >He swipes you with his hooves a couple times, each of you exchanging blows. >Neither of you seem to be able to land a hit. >You see a turn coming up, one he doesn’t notice. >You brace yourself as the shift throws him off balance. >You land your first blow against his unguarded snout, making him reel back. “At least you’re putting up a better fight than the other guy.”
>He wipes his nose on his hoof, a stream of blue blood running down his nose. >Blue? “Why is your blood blue? The others always had-“
>He smiles and attacks again, you dodging easily. >You swing off the seats and kick him backwards. >Where have you seen blue blood before? >This isn’t the first time you’ve seen it. >Your eyes widen at the thought. >The guard’s smile grows at your expression. >”You should have stayed in that forsaken land.” >He disappears in a puff of smoke, appearing once more as… you. >He dances around on his legs for a minute, getting used to his new form. >”How interesting. Chrysalis will reward me for bringing in the fugitive.” “You’ll have to catch me first changeling.”
>”Not a problem.” >He lurches forward and charges. End of Update. Feedback welcome. Tear into my story like Turkey at Thanksgiving.
Anonymous
>>1890513 >>1890556 >>1890563 >Anon kept smacking dat plastic booty >He spanked it for a little while >Finally, once he was done, he took a finger and tried poking it into the toy's marehood >The field seems still there, but weaker >Rarity was now bent over her bed >Her eyes closed, tears streaming down her eyes >The spanking had really hurt her, but also turned her on >She felt the presence trying to poke into her again >She was so turned on that the force-field disappeared >She felt the finger slide all the way in, and then it was removed >Something new was poking around her mareparts now Anonymous
AnonKnight !!Op76VNCRgC8
>>1891986 >"Help yourself to those cookies, Anon." "Thank you."
>You eat two of the cookies. "...Those are some very nice cookies, Miss Twilight."
>"Hmhm, thanks. Pinkie and I baked them yesterday." >They must be magic-infused cookies or something. They taste much better than any cookies you've ever had. >"...You know, you were really something today, Anon. Slaying that wyvern and all. Are you some kind of... Knight, or something? You... Sort of seem like one." "Well... Some of my ancestors were knights, a long time ago. But where I come from, there haven't been any actual knights for centuries, unfortunately..."
>"Really?" "Uh-huh. To be honest, I'm surprised I was able to fight that wyvern and live to talk about it. In all my life, I've never seen such a dangerous beast. In fact, I've never taken up a sword against anything, until today..."
>"Wow... Well, you did exceptionally well, considering. You fought with such skill, and honor, and courage... Even risking your own life to protect others..." >Twilight's eyes are glistening with admiration. >"You know, even if there are none left where you're from, you're a real knight..." >Twilight places a hoof on your heart. >"...In here." "Hmhm, I don't often receive such wonderful compliments... Thank you, Miss Twilight."
>"You're most welcome, Sir Anon. Hee-hee!" >You take your glass from the table, and drink about two thirds of the water inside, before putting it back down. Anonymous
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>>1891857 I would say don't let it get to you, but after, what? 40+ or so threads of people referring to you and rape as such, it's understandable.
Personally though, I'd much prefer you didn't, in time people will just stop caring about that. Like you mentioned once before, once your pastebin starts leveling out with normal stories and such, it'll be less of a thing.
Also, can't wait to see the new piece.
Zuul
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>>1891426 Okay, I read it. It's good. There are a few awkward sentences, and you really need to start using paragraphs, but it's a good story.
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
R&D - Suggestions for Improvement Leucine !BX6hHNiz6. Sun 13 May 2012 03:19:08 No. 1892054 Report >>1885212 >As the hours pass by the books Twilight brings back slowly turn from formal research materials to psychology, hippopology and then from that onto classical literature. She tries to keep an academic spin on things but the way she drifts off at certain passages you know what's going on. >"Hard to believe a simple love potion could do that." She murmurs, shutting the latest book, containing a cautionary tale. >"Love makes people do terrible things, Twi. It's a powerful emotion." Of course her dry approach to any subject isn't rubbing off on you. Not at all. >She nods, levitating another book in front of you. "I'm pretty well versed at this stage, I think you'll find." How does she manage to pull off being cute even when being smug? You don't know but you don't care. Might have something to do with the way she smiles when doing it, though. >"What's this?" You gently take the book from her telekinetic grasp. "'A Young Mare's Guide to Interspecies Relationships'?" You start to open it but the book is slammed shut by an unseen force and quickly levitated behind Twilight, who's exchanged her previous smugness for chagrin. >"Nothing you need to read! You're not a mare after all!" She chuckles nervously, the book flying under the table. >"Twi-" You lean over to her. >"I'm sorry!" She blurts. "I know you said to stop reading the book but this is one from when I was still living in Canterlot and I just thought if ponies don't like me maybe I could find a dragon or a gryphon because they wouldn't just see a frumpy librarian who nop0ny else would want!" She talks a mile to the minute, head steadily lowering until it's practically resting on the table. 4/?
AnonKnight !!Op76VNCRgC8
>>1892038 >"So, Anon, do you think you could tell me more about where you come from?" >Twilight's earlier curiosity about your home doesn't seem to have subsided one bit. >You go on to describe it without going into much detail. >As you'd expected, Twilight has never heard of "Humans", or "Europe" either... >Upon learning that Europe is a continent filled with millions upon millions of humans, her face takes on a sceptical, and very confused look. >She retrieves a small globe from a cabinet across the room, and asks you to point out where on the planet you live. >You take a few moments to look over the globe, slowly spinning it on it's axis. >...These masses of land don't look like any of the countries or continents on Earth. >"...Don't you recognise any of these countries?" "...No, none at all. There should be a really big mass of land around... Here..."
>You point to where you'd expect Europe and Asia to be. "Two more here here..."
>You point out where the Americas should be. "And, the island country I live on should be here... But, it isn't."
>Twilight is looking absolutely baffled by this point. jffry890
>>1892029 >dat Megas XLR pic Anonymous
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>>1891952 For the sake of realism and good endings, I gotta say that Anon should have killed the pony instantly, a kick to the jaw will send the pony either unconcious or kill it.
And yes, my jimmies are rustled.
Vhatug !!KiZRDoWmVOP
>>1891420 CRACK THE BONE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmTBYmaKK_A Really, if you'd left that last line for the next post, make em wait, the jittering would have transcended reality.
Also, since when does 4chan's captcha include Arabic?
AnonKnight !!Op76VNCRgC8
>>1892071 >"So... You don't live anywhere, in this world?" "...Apparently, I don't."
>"Then... Do you think you could've come here from... Another world, somehow?" "...It would appear that way."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlN-ux1JzG0 >"Hmmmmm..." >"Anon, when exactly do you think you arrived here?" >You take a few moments to think on it. "Well... I didn't actually notice I was here until this morning. In my country, there aren't any mountains like there are in Equestria, so when I saw the landscape I knew something was up. But now that I think about it, I believe I've been here since yesterday evening."
>"Hm?" "...Might I see your map again?"
>"Oh, sure." >A few moments later, Twilight returns with one of the maps from earlier. >"You meant this one, right?" >Twilight unrolls the map. It's the second largest one which shows more of the Everfree forest and the surrounding areas. "Uh-huh."
Anonymous
>>1892078 I have a folder of them, I wish it was bigger though.
AnonKnight !!Op76VNCRgC8
>>1892110 >You take the map, and point out where the bridge was. "Like I said earlier, I crossed a bridge... Here. It had gotten foggy, so I couldn't see much around me, including the other side of the river. When I was about half way across the bridge, I felt some kind of... strange, electrical energy in the air around me... And, when I reached the other side, the forest just wasn't the same."
>"And, then you stumbled upon the old castle of the royal pony sisters?" "Yes, that's right. Oh, and another thing. Early this morning, I walked back to where the bridge was and found it completely destroyed."
>"Oh..." >"...There must have been some kind of... Portal, around that bridge." "A portal? I've played games wi- Uh, I mean, I've read scientific articles about portals, but I wasn't sure they could really exist... Are you talking about a magical portal?"
>"Hm, maybe. Maybe not. I don't know how somep0ny would go about creating a portal to another world..." >"...So, you've been here for a whole day, by now, haven't you, Anon? The other humans must be wondering where you are." "Uhm... I... don't think so."
>"Huh?" Halfway through. Back in 5.
Chronicler
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>>1891987 How about I tear into it like Changeling after a successful kill?
Good update, liked it.
jffry890
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>>1892083 yeah, i thought of that immediately when i posted it. i am thouroughly displeased with myself for that.
Wuten !WutEnlvDVw
>>1892115 Everyone knows
ponies dig giant robots.
Mr Synthetek
http://pastebin.com/u/AnonAlighieri This guy said that he doesn't want to continue anymore. I liked his story though. I thought you should all know he wasn't continuing.
... I'd like to take a stab at restarting his story about the man in Equestria raising he filly. Expect updates soon if there is interest.... or if there is not. I just think it is a good enough story to finish.
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>1892054 >"Twilight." You reach a hand over but she shies away from it. In the silence of the library, you're sure you can hear her breathing becoming more ragged. >"Y-You're not a dragon or a gryphon, I know but I really do like you! You have to believe that! It's not just like you're some male of last resort for me, nop0ny else even treats me like you do, I don't feel the way I do with you around them." She takes a deep, shuddering breath. "But that doesn't matter because now you know just how much nop-p0ny even wants... wants..." She trails off, her breathing still shaky. >Without giving her a chance to move away this time, you lean over and put your hands on her shoulders. >"We've still got some time before the meal, c'mon, let's take a walk." You stand, gently drawing her up. >Twilight does so but still looks away from you, silent. You leave the books as they are, keeping yourself close to her as you both exit the library. It's been some time since you've been in the castle but you're sure you know where you're going. You direly hope so. >As the gentle scents of the arrangements grow stronger you know you're on the right track. Twilight's been quiet the whole way, though she's gone from looking to one side to at least looking in front of her. >Her expression is unchanging, though, blank with her eyes fixed on some invisible point in front of her. No matter how much you try, you can't tear her from that. Then, you've seen her get like this, you know what it means. >She slows down slightly as you emerge into the gardens, the evening sun just reaching over the walls. Now she finally looks about her, eyes quickly meeting your own. 5/?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>1892194 and now I want to watch MEGAS again
good thing I have the whole series on my computer >rope
AnonKnight !!Op76VNCRgC8
>>1892147 "...In my world, people go missing quite often. They disappear with little to no trace, and most are never found again. I'll just be one amongst thousands. Why, it could be weeks or even months before anyone notices I'm gone..."
>Twilight gasps in disbelief. >"T-thousands? Wow, That's awful, Anon..." >"But... Um, won't your family be worried when you don't return home?" "...My family, uhh..."
>Twilight gives you a sad but rather curious look. "...My family, what's left of it, wouldn't care to hear about me. Not at all."
>"Oh... I see." >Twilight's look of sadness lingers for a few moments, before warming into a smile. >"Anyway, it's getting late. Why don't you come upstairs and I'll show you your bed?" >A minute later, you arrive upstairs. The upstairs room looks nice and cozy, like the rest of Twilight's house. >Over by the window, you notice Spike, asleep in a basket. >Twilight shows you to one of the two beds in the room. >"It might be just a little small for you, but it should still be nice and comfortable." >Twilight's horn glows, and the little candle on the table by your bed ignites. >Fire magic? Cool. >"Oh, I forgot something downstairs. I'll be back in a minute. You just get settled, Anon." jffry890
>>1892232 All I Wanted Was A Slushie
best episode and the episode where your pic was taken from.
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>>1892207 Isn't he just on hiatus?
Anyhow, best of luck, looking forward to it.
You better not fuck it up for Alexandria..
AnonKnight !!Op76VNCRgC8
>>1892281 >Twilight walks back downstairs, and you sit down on the bed and take off your shoes, and place your shield on the floor before getting in. >The bed really is quite comfortable. The pillow and mattress are soft, but not too soft. The quilt is warm and not too heavy. Sure beats the stone bench you slept on last night. >Twilight soon returns, with two floating glasses of water and the book from the coffee table. >She sets a glass on your table, and levitates the book towards you. >"Anon, When I was sorting through some books earlier, I came across this one, and thought you might find it interesting." "Hmhm, thank you."
>Twilight slowly walks over to her bed, and gets in. She lights her candle, then retrieves a book from under her pillow. With a quill from her bedside table, she begins writing in it. >You see a small bookmark about a third of the way through the book Twilight gave you. You open it on the marked page. >The left page is occupied entirely by a picture of a familiar beast. >"Wyverns...", The book reads... >"...Are wild, vicious, and cruel winged serpents. Like their distant cousins, the dragons, they can fly, and breathe fire. Unlike dragons, however, wyverns are soulless, evil monsters which possess no emotions, and feel nothing beyond an instinctive desire to prey upon smaller creatures..." >So, they're like the wyverns of your legends? Zuul
>>1891703 >Please let me know. Anonymous
>>1892282 I'm fairly certain it's from "TV Dinner" man, I don't remember a macross missile massacre being used against the REGIS Mk. V
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>1892218 >"What..." She stops, eyes still scanning though slower. "Where are we?" >You step in front of her, her gaze finally settling on your own. "Castle gardens, by the looks of it. Why don't we take a little walk around it." >The guard at the entrance doesn't bat an eyelid at the scene in front of him, something you're glad of as you lead Twilight deeper into the rows of flowers and the odd high shrub and tree. >When you feel you're suitably deep enough you stop her with a hand to her shoulder. There's a stone bench overlooking a view of the city below, Twilight sits down first, not looking at you again. >You join her, sitting close. >"Twilight." She still doesn't move her head. "We need to talk. About you." >"There's nothing to talk about." She mutters. "We'll just finish up here and... Just go back to the way things were before. No more stupid feelings to deal with." She gently stamps a hoof against the bench, jerking her head further away from yours. >"Would you be happy with that?" The mare flinches. >"Like I said." She spits, her tone laced with bitterness. "They're just feelings." >"Yours or mine, Twi?" Her head falls, moving back around. "Because it's not just about you, any more. And like it or lump it, anything you say isn't going to change how I feel." >"W-Which is?" She asks, barely above a whisper. >"That I care for you. I..." Goddamnit, don't stumble now, idiot. You realised this long ago, you're just saying it out loud this time, okay? "I love you, Twilight." >Twilight sits there, unmoving, silent and staring down between her hindlegs before you feel the gentle touch of a hoof against your hand. 6/?
Brainhorn !!X+la9AgNv4F
AnonKnight !!Op76VNCRgC8
>>1892310 >You spend the next ten minutes looking through the book. It contains a lot of familiar mythical creatures. >Hydra, Manticore, Cockatrice... >And a strange creature, which looks a lot like the silhouette on the front of the book. It's called a "Draconequus". >You read a few more pages, and come across another familiar beast, which, you learn, is a "Timberwolf". >The picture shows a small pack of them. Luckily, you only had to deal with one. >...Jumping iguana on a stick, Cerberus is here too! >And if the wyvern from earlier is any indication, these creatures aren't really mythical; they actually exist! >You take a moment to let that set in, then place the book on the bedside table. >You turn to look at the window. The moon is watching dutifully over all of Equestria. >Spike is sleeping peacefully in his basket. You can hear him snoring very quietly. >Twilight also seems to have fallen asleep. You can't help but notice how adorable she looks, all snug in her bed. Hmhm. >All is well in the library. You lie flat on your back, and pull the quilt up to your neck. >As you begin to drift away, you hear a sleepy little voice from the other bed. >"Goodnight, Anon." "...Goodnight."
>... jffry890
>>1892325 o wait, nevermind. i remember he was looking for something that wasnt smashing and it was a bunch of options similar to that.
yeah your probably right. my bad.
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>>1892360 Well that sucks...
Zuul
Azathoth !!47UJ0bBusVR
>>1892026 forgot my trip olol
>Anon stuck the head of his penis inside of the toy >Rarity shivered in pleasure >Anonymous struck his hips forward; his hips and lower stomach touched the toy >Rarity felt a weight on her backside and pushed forward slightly with the thrusts >Anonymous began to fuck the toy >Rarity laid face down on the bed, her mouth open and gasping as she felt this specter fuck her >His hips and waist touched her butt when he thrusted deep, and the touch gave a sharp pain where he had spanked her >Anon cradled the toy in his hands as he fucked it over his bed >He couldn't think through the sexual haze over his mind, but he did wonder >What was wrong with these fucktoys? Why did this one push him out? Was it like some sort of puzzle? >Soon he felt his climax oncoming, and could think no further as he blindly pounded the toy >Rarity felt the thing speed up and she gasped as it twitched deep inside her, releasing a spasm of hot and sticky cum >Of course, it wasn't really there; but it felt like it >Rarity stayed still as she felt the thing pull out of her >She shivered, her climax was so close! Anonymous
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>>1892405 That was a flamethrower he used in that scene.
I have seen MEGAS way too many damned times if I can recall this shit after months of not having watched it at all....
AnonKnight !!Op76VNCRgC8
>>1892369 >... >...Darkness. Darkness everywhere. "...Hello?"
>No response. "Where am I?"
>Nothing. >...Hm. You feel kind of strange. >You lift your right arm, and examine it. For some reason, it's all ghostly. And purple. >...And your entire body is like this. What's going on? Are you dead? >Oh, right. You're dreaming. Nevermind. >you touch your left hand with your right. Your hands feel not like solid matter, but like water. You move your right hand over your heart, which is beating slowly. >It's also glowing, visible through your ghostly form. >...That's so weird. >Your vision begins to fade, and you feel yourself slipping away into a dreamless slumber. >... Pic related, it's me when I mess up the verification.
r00tb33r
>>1891952 >"Orange pegasus, 3 o' clock." "Next to the yellow one on the ground?"
>"That's the one." "I've got a bead on him."
>"Paste the fucker." "Thought you'd never ask."
>The pegasus looks at Anon, then to you. >He smiles. >"Where were we?" >Just then, his head was obliterated, pieces of it exploding in every direction. >You and anon were covered in pony bits, but you were relieved. >The bastards would trouble you no more. FTFY
Brainhorn !!X+la9AgNv4F
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>>1892312 >>1892448 You're using too much sauce.
obligatory joke Seriously, I haven't read it yet. Between Leucine, jffry, and writing my own thing, I haven't gotten to it yet. But I will, soon.
AnonKnight !!Op76VNCRgC8
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>>1892481 >"...anon..." >You feel something shake your arm gently. >"...Wake up, Anon." "...mmhhmm..."
"Hmhm, come on, mister."
>You open your eyes. For a moment your vision is blurred, but it quickly becomes clear. >"Good morning, Anon." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezf6QZYC10Q "...Oh, Miss Twilight... Good morning."
>You yawn, then slowly move the quilt and sit up. >"Did you sleep well? You still seem a little tired." "Uh... Um, yes, I slept quite well. I just need a minute to wake up properly."
>A minute or two later, your drowsiness subsides and you stand up. jffry890
i gotta general question
r00tb33r
>>1892536 Not me, because I know everything will be OK, right?
Everything WILL be OK, right?
RIGHT?
Anonymous
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>>1892536 I wish you'd get back to writing, but my jimmies are untouchable.
Navarone
>>1892536 I'm not yet, but if you let Fluttershy get raped I'm going to help Brainhorn find you.
AnonKnight !!Op76VNCRgC8
>>1892481 >"...anon..." >You feel something shake your arm gently. >"...Wake up, Anon." "...mmhhmm..."
>"Hmhm, come on, mister." >You open your eyes. For a moment your vision is blurred, but it quickly becomes clear. >"Good morning, Anon." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezf6QZYC10Q "...Oh, Miss Twilight... Good morning."
>You yawn, then slowly move the quilt and sit up. >"Did you sleep well? You still seem a little tired." "Uh... Um, yes, I slept quite well. I just need a minute to wake up properly."
>A minute or two later, your drowsiness subsides and you stand up. Anonymous
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TheScooter, If you're in this thread and see this post, I just want you to know I love your stories
Anonymous
HeshieokFasla !etizf/97GU
fdsdf General HeshieokFasla !etizf/97GU Sun 13 May 2012 03:46:38 No. 1892575 Report Brainhorn !!X+la9AgNv4F
>>1892536 I'm getting there.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>1892207 I'd be interested in seeing it finished if AnonAlighieri isn't going to (as it seems). The current story arc has a pretty obvious ending to it, so it shouldn't be too hard to finish up.
StolenTurtle
>>1892536 ME, now continue your damn story!
i-if that's okay with you....i mean Anonymous
>>1892575 Speaking of continuing, Chrysalis?
Minto !!mZz+ajHHKkX
jffry890
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>>1892536 I can't answer that just yet. Right now, im somewhat neutral. I got faith in that something is going to work out 'n' shit...
De Shizz !MeErLn6DNk
Another Promo Video! De Shizz !MeErLn6DNk Sun 13 May 2012 03:49:38 No. 1892641 Report Hey Guys. Promo video for Wuten is done.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjeaorg9tkM Story Featured: Dystopian Anon.
Please leave feedback regarding the video, if you want.
Requests still open For authors.
AnonKnight !!Op76VNCRgC8
>>1892569 >"Come with me, Anon." >As you follow Twilight, You notice she's levitating some kind of small, pink plastic bottle beside her. >She leads you into another, smaller room, which appears to be a bathroom. There is a bathtub, which is currently a little over halfway full, and rising. The steam rising from the water would suggest it is very warm. >"I thought you might like to take a bath, Anon. You're still a little sooty from yesterday." >Twilight turns the tap off, and dips the tip of her hoof into the water. >"Hm, it's nice and warm. Now, Fluttershy said your hair is probably different than ours, so I thought you could use this." >Twilight gives you the pink bottle, and you take a quick look at it. The label shows a little, smiling pink pony. >"It's filly shampoo, so it's milder than the usual stuff. It should work great for you!" "Hm, thank you."
>"Now, when you're all nice and clean, come downstairs and we'll get you some breakfast." "Alrighty, then."
>"Oh, and there's a hairdryer in the cabinet over there. Make sure you don't turn it to the highest setting, it might singe your hair a little." >Twilight heads out of the room, and closes the door behind her. Vhatug !!KiZRDoWmVOP
>>1892536 There's no way a little creeper bested a combat trained human.
He was holding back for fear of killing him, right?
But now Anon's nice and pissed.
Not every rape has to succeed in AiE stories.
r00tb33r
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>>1892628 Yep. See
>>1892483 If you don't work it out in a way that pleases me, I'll probably just stick with this ending. I ain't gotta explain shit.
IntoTheVoid
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>>1892659 Only when it's human on pony rape.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
AnonKnight !!Op76VNCRgC8
>>1892648 >A short while later, you stand in front of the mirror, gently running your hands through your hair. That filly shampoo Twilight gave you seems to have worked very well. The hair dryer, on the lowest setting, has left your hair dry, but not drained of moisture. >You made sure to shake your clothes free of any soot remnants before you put them back on. The charred areas are a little irritating to your skin, but you won't have to tolerate that for much longer. You're going to go and see Rarity after breakfast, and assuming she didn't get caught up with anything, she'll have your new clothes ready. >You return the hairdryer to the cabinet, and make your way downstairs. >Arriving downstairs, you hear a few voices coming from the kitchen. >One voice is rather quiet... Fluttershy must be here. You can only just make out what she's saying. >"...So Anon was... All alone, by himself?" >You step into the kitchen, drawing everyp0ny's attention. >"Oh, here he is!" >"Morning, Anon!" >Says Spike, who is wearing a very nice red scarf. >"Um, hi, Anon." "Good morning, Spike. Miss Fluttershy."
>You take a seat at the kitchen table. >"Would you like some toast, Anon?" "Yes please, Miss Twilight."
>Twilight levitates two slices of toast onto the plate in front of you. Minto !!mZz+ajHHKkX
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>>1892356 >MFW this story. Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>1892356 >"Kinda dumb, falling in love with a-" >"You're not a frumpy librarian. You're still a beautiful young mare!" She turns her head aside but this time you can pick out a redness to her cheeks. "And a lot more than a librarian. Christ, Twi, you put some of the top researchers in Canterlot academia to shame! Do you have any idea how amazing it feels for me to be able to work alongside someone like you?" >The hoof pulls your hand close to her, you don't stop it. "So..." >"So every day I'm thankful for that. And a lot of days went by where I had to tell myself there's no way someone like you would be interested in me. I mean c'mon Twi, you could easily do way better." >"That's not true!" She whips her head about, eyes still a little red. "I-I never even -had- a coltfriend before you! If you didn't-" >You raise a hand, halting her. "If I didn't you'd just have been snatched up by some other lucky fool. You're the best thing to happen to me in my time here, don't even try to deny that." Her eyes quickly fall down, looking about the ground as her cheeks darken again. "Now, the only other reason you've never been romanced might be because you've worked so hard. But that's something I like!" >She shifts slightly, moving a little closer to you. "You don't mind that I lock myself away so often and just do nothing but research?" >"It's not like I'm not usually there with you, right? And like I was saying, you've come out a lot since those days, even, from what I've heard. I wouldn't want you any other way, though." >Her other hoof moves up to your shoulder, Twilight leaning in close to you. "You... really mean that?" There's a hopeful smile played across her face. 7/?
Minto !!mZz+ajHHKkX
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>>1892575 So bro, when's the next chapter of your Anon x Chrysalis story?
Wuten !WutEnlvDVw
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>>1892641 >mfw watching video AnonKnight !!Op76VNCRgC8
>>1892703 >"So, the filly shampoo seems to have worked. Your hair looks great, Anon." "Oh yes, it worked quite well. Thank you. And you too, Miss Fluttershy. How'd you know about my hair?"
>"Oh, I didn't, really. I'm just very, um... Intuitive, when it comes to caring for other creatures." >You eat a slice of toast. "That's a nice scarf, Mister Spike."
>"Heh-heh, thanks. Rarity made it for me." >You can feel a lot of adoration in Spike's voice. >"Say, she's making you some new clothes, right?" "Uh-huh."
>"Well, I'm telling you right now, they'll be awesome. Nop0ny in all of Equestria could ever hope to match Rarity's skill and creativity. Why, she's simply the greatest, most talented... most beautiful p0ny... who ever lived... Hmhm." >Spike seems to have slipped into some kind of trance. His eyes are staring at absolutely nothing, and little hearts are bubbling over his head while he strokes the scarf he's wearing. >Twilight and Fluttershy both giggle quietly. >You finish your toast, and drink a glass of water before saying goodbye to Twilight, Fluttershy, and Spike, who is still half entranced. >It's time to go and collect your new clothes. AnonKnight !!Op76VNCRgC8
>>1892790 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEwHaVsZBz8 >You've left the library, and are now approaching the most populated area of P0nyville. >The village is quite lively, at the moment. Jolly, too. Lots of ponies are trotting around, and talking to their friends. >Most of the stores and cafes are open, too. All of the cafes, you notice, are occupied by at least a few ponies. >A lot of the ponies notice you, and smile with gratitude and some amount of admiration. Feels good, man. >When you reach the town square, you see no evidence of yesterday's battle. The broken market stall has already been cleaned up, and replaced with a new, almost identical stall. As for the tree Twilight tore out of the ground, you notice the soil has been planted with a small bed of nice flowers. The wyvern, of course, is nowhere to be found. You wonder what they might have done with it... >And you were soon to find out. >"Anon!" >You turn around, and see Lyra, the waitress from yesterday, trotting towards you. She's not wearing her little waitress hat. Perhaps she isn't working today? "Oh, Miss Lyra. How are you?"
>"I'm just fine, thank you! And where are YOU off to, this morning?" "I'm on my way to Miss Rarity's place. She has been kind enough to make me some new clothes, to replace these ones."
>"Ooh! Ooh! Can I come with you? I'd love to see your new outfit, Anon!" "...Uh, sure you can."
>"Yay!!" >Lyra hops, joy apparent, and you continue on your way with the mint green p0ny in tow. MisterElGuapo !pMeRz7RJWA
Prince of Equestria - A Whole New Animal, Part 2 MisterElGuapo !pMeRz7RJWA Sun 13 May 2012 04:02:08 No. 1892893 Report Continued from
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>You grunt as you run down the hill between the castle boundaries and the city of Canterlot itself, looking yourself over following your grand escape. >Eh, a couple scratches and some dirty clothes, nothing you can’t handle. >The soft clop of your shoes on cobblestone begins to slow with your pace, coming to a stop as you behold the majesty of the city before you. >Sure, the castle had plenty of tall spires and grand rooms…but THIS! >All these buildings, great and small jag the skyline like saw teeth. >You smell countless smells wafting from the open doors of bakeries, takeries and fine dining establishments. >The hustle and bustle of so many p0nies of all different sizes, shapes and colors as they go about their daily lives. >A big grin crosses your face, your adrenaline pumping as your excitement rises. >This was a really good idea. >You weren’t meant to be cooped up in that stuffy old palace, surrounded by guards and annoying old p0nies who just want you to stare at books all day. >This…you know it in your blood. >This is where you belong! >The city calls to you, Anon. >It sure does, brain. It sure does. 1/x
JewnocerousRex
AnonKnight !!Op76VNCRgC8
>>1892873 >"...So, Anon, since yesterday a lot of ponies in town have been talking about you. They think you're a real hero, Anon! Hee-hee!" "...Hmhm."
>"Are you, like, a knight, or something? Have you fought evil monsters before?" "Hmhm, that's just what Miss Twilight asked me. But, no I'm not, and I haven't. There are no knights left where I come from, and there are no evil monsters. Not like that wyvern, anyway."
>"Oh? So, you must be naturally really good at fighting monsters, right? Is that your special talent?" "Um..."
>"What's your cutie mark, anyway? I can't see it under your clothes. Is it a sword? A shield? Ooh! Ooh! is it a dead wyvern?" "Uh..."
"What's a cutie mark?"
>Lyra spends the next few minutes explaining what exactly a cutie mark is, as well as telling you a little story about how she got hers, which is a Lyre. >Lyre. >Lyra. >Hm, what a coincidence. Or, perhaps not. Applejack has three apples. Fluttershy has butterflies. And Rarity had diamonds, or something. Twilight's seem to be some kind of magical, sparkling star. "So, that's what those things are?"
MisterElGuapo !pMeRz7RJWA
Prince of Equestria - A Whole New Animal, Part 2 MisterElGuapo !pMeRz7RJWA Sun 13 May 2012 04:04:08 No. 1892942 Report >>1892893 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD4VofgnOkU >You can’t help but take off running down the street. >Ooh! Look at that! >Oh! And that! >Anon, alert! >You look up in time to see the stallion you’re about to crash in to, and the freshly-purchased cake on his back. >Aww man, the look on his face! >Anon, focus… >Yeah, yeah, I got it. >Well, at least you can tell Crescent that you worked on your martial lessons today. >You hit your knees as momentum carries you forward, sliding under the stallion. >The shock is too much for him as he staggers, him and his cake going to the ground. >Table, 12 o’ clock. >Constant training, don’t fail me now! >You roll and plant your feet, springing up onto the table like a jackrabbit, landing squarely in the center. >”WHAT THE-“ >Two very distinguished-looking unicorns are interrupted from their morning tea by a strange pink primate landing squarely in the middle of their table. “Ehehehe….sorry!”
>You take off running down the street, rattling the table enough with your dismount to send tea and monocles flying in every direction. >You turn back and wave to the three very messy, very perturbed p0nies you leave behind as you continue on your way. >Sticking your arm out, you snag a lamppost, using your leg as a pivot as you spin around it a couple times before using the momentum to change direction, heading down an alleyway. >Man, what was mom so scared about? This place is great! >Anon, p0ny hazard! >You don’t ever want to leOOOF! 2/x
Azathoth !!47UJ0bBusVR
>>1892458 >Anon dragged his Rarity toy to the bathroom >He spread her lips and filled it up with water >He would need to wash it out, before the semen got too hard. >Rarity stumbled from her room, her hips swaying >She was delirious >She wanted to go tell Twilight that the spell worked, but didn't want to tell her how she broke down >Even though she did >Suddenly, she felt a flowing warmth inside her >She gasped and shuddered >It filled her up, it was intense >The pleasure was too much for her and she cried out as she came; her thighs pressing together, humping the air >After a few seconds of climax, the water seemed to leave her >The warmth left as well, but it felt really satisfying >She would have to tell Twilight about that as well. --------------------------------
Real End for now. Hope you enjoyed!
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home from drill. am i updating tonight?lolnope[spoiler
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>>1892700 Bumping the thread with a short story
>Be day 200 in Ponyville >Be making Muffins >You love baking these muffins considering you've made a special recipe. >You learned how to make muffins within muffins. >Muffinception, you call it. >Derpy is your number one buyer. >One day you're going bat shit insane, you're making muffins within muffins within muffins. >When you set your beast out on display derpy senses its creation >She takes off to your shop doing a triple sonic rainboom in the process >Upon completion of the triple sonic rainboom >The CMC all get their cutie marks >Silver Spoon becomes a mare >Mayor Mare becomes sober >When Derpy stops in front of your shop the wind generated from Derpy comes right through your shop >The entire block of land she stops in front of goes flying in to the sky >Today was a sad day >And derpy never got her muffin within a muffin within a muffin. MisterElGuapo !pMeRz7RJWA
Prince of Equestria - A Whole New Animal, Part 2 MisterElGuapo !pMeRz7RJWA Sun 13 May 2012 04:05:08 No. 1892969 Report >>1892942 >”OW! HEY!” >You get knocked on your flank. You grunt as you sit up and rub your head. “Ow, what’s the big idea?”
>The white unicorn colt looks down at you with a growl. >”I should be asking you the same thing!” “You knocked me down!”
>”You ran in to me!” >You grit your teeth and glare at the unicorn colt as you stand up. “I bet. You knocked me over! Besides, blue hair looks stupid!”
>The unicorn looks at you as if you’re insane. >”W…YOU’RE STUPID!” “NO! YOU’RE STUPID!”
>”NO YOU! YOU’RE JUST…A FREAK!” >Oh no he didn’t… >You ball your fists. “And who are you?”
>The unicorn snorts through gritted teeth, swiping at the ground as he lowers his head. >”Shining Armor, and don’t you forget it, freak.” >Man, this…this DOODIE HEAD! >I’LL SHOW HIM! >GO FOR IT ANON! “My name’s Anonymous, and I can beat you at anything!”
>The unicorn can barely contain his laughter. >”Oh, anything? You look like you can barely walk! What’s with that two-legs stance anyway, freak?” >You bow up, getting in Shining Armor’s face. “Anything, anywhere, anytime, you girly p0ny.”
3/x
MisterElGuapo !pMeRz7RJWA
Prince of Equestria - A Whole New Animal, Part 2 MisterElGuapo !pMeRz7RJWA Sun 13 May 2012 04:07:38 No. 1893013 Report >>1892969 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=393ljctkNVA >Celestia glares down at Crescent Sparkle. >Sometimes, she wishes she could just send p0nies to the moon for any little thing. ”WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST HIM?”
>Crescent recoils a bit as the walls reverberate, wilting under the stern, glowing gaze of the goddess of the sun. >Nope, not a goddess right now, or a princess. >Just one VERY pissed off mother. >”Ahem…well, you see…your majesty…” >Oh, Celestia has had quite enough of this. >Her horn glows as she casts her spell. >Her research said that human boys tended towards rebellion and acts of defiance. >Guess they were right. >Her horn flashes as the recall spell did its work, bringing back the wayward…. >…. ”Crescent…why is the statue of Discord in my throne room, wearing my son’s clothes?”
>Crescent, for his effort, blushed hot with shame as he couldn’t meet Celestia’s death glare. >”You see, your majesty…the young prince has…umm…figured out the workings of the recall spell.” >Oh, someone is SO getting grounded for this. 4/x
Atlas !!slJz9yIlfQC
So what did you guys think of the small HoL update?
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>1892755 >"Wouldn't be here if I didn't." You lean down towards her. God, how many times did you see her like this with the setting sun highlighting her features so perfectly? How many wasted opportunities? Not any more. >Twilight halts inches from you, frowning. "I've never-" >"First time for everything." You lean in. >"I'd really prefer to check thUMPH!" You cut her off, lips meeting hers, the hoof in your hand now sliding up your arm to your shoulder. >Her eyes flutter closed as your now free hand slips around her back. Your world is purple, scents of lilac and juniper. Doesn't matter if it's just whatever soap or shampoo she uses, it's a smell you'll treasure from now on. >The kiss remains innocent, no point in pressing upon her inexperience just yet but it's more than enough as you both pull off from each other. >Her eyes open, meeting yours. She smiles sweetly, staying close to you. "Well! Um..." She looks down. >"Yeah." Your hand stays on her back, moving up slightly. "I-" What the hell were you going to say! >"I wonder if everyp0ny's first kiss is like that." She murmurs, leaning her head in against you. >"I'd feel sorry for them if it's not." You clear your throat. Christ, did you really just say that? Just what in the hell is this mare doing to you? >"Me too." Twilight moves into your lap, your arms encircling her as her hooves move around you. "Anon?" You look down, she looks up. "I love you." >"Love you too, Twi." You peer out over the low wall, noting the position of the sun. "Still got some time before the meal, just, you know..." >"Oh." She says very quietly, her smile turning small and mischievous. "Okay." 8/?
MisterElGuapo !pMeRz7RJWA
Prince of Equestria - A Whole New Animal, Part 2 MisterElGuapo !pMeRz7RJWA Sun 13 May 2012 04:08:09 No. 1893033 Report >>1893013 >”He’s such a bright boy! He can’t use magic yet, but he figured out your spell and he’s so studios and he can run circles around his physical instructors…and…” >Yeah, that’s not helping. “Crescent…my son is running around, unsupervised, somewhere in Canterlot, and for all I know, he’s stark naked.”
>Crescent gulps. “So tell me…why are you still here?”
>He doesn’t need a second hint as he disappears from the throne room. >Celestia sighs and rubs her forehead with a hoof. >She owes her own mother an apology if she was this difficult as a foal. >”Excuse me, your majesty.” “Really, Noble Air, I am in no mood…”
>Noble snorts. “We’re getting reports of a strange hairless primate causing disturbances all over Canterlot. Apparently him and a white unicorn are going around, causing havoc with various contests.” >… >Celestia wonders if it’s alright to ground children to the Moon for a day or two. 5/x
MisterElGuapo !pMeRz7RJWA
Prince of Equestria - A Whole New Animal, Part 2 MisterElGuapo !pMeRz7RJWA Sun 13 May 2012 04:09:38 No. 1893050 Report >>1893033 >”I BET YOU CAN’T CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THAT BUILDING!” >You promptly show Shining Armor that, yes, indeed, you can. “Child’s play! I BET YOU CAN’T EAT FIFTY DONUTS!”
>Shining Armor shows you that yes, indeed, he can. >The two of you are out before Donut Joe can ask just who’s going to pay for them all. >”urrrgh…yeah, well…I BET YOU’RE TOO CHICKEN TO TUG ON A FILLY’S HORN!” “OH YEAH?”
>One scream and a black eye in the shape of a hoofprint later, you prove that yes, indeed, you can. “Well…I BET YOU CAN’T LEVITATE THAT CARRIAGE TEN FEET!”
>Armor manages to levitate it seven feet before the confused earth p0nies inside scream, breaking his concentration. >Close enough. >After you two escape into the alley, you both catch your breath as you glare at each other. >Stalemate. 6/x
MisterElGuapo !pMeRz7RJWA
Prince of Equestria - A Whole New Animal, Part 2 MisterElGuapo !pMeRz7RJWA Sun 13 May 2012 04:10:38 No. 1893065 Report >>1893050 >Shining Armor looks around, determined to not let you have the last laugh. >… >A wicked grin crosses his lips. “Well? *pant* What next, Armor?”
>”I bet…you can’t dive off the tallest waterfall into Canterlot Lake at the base of the mountain!” >You know the falls he talks about. >You picture it and gulp. >Like Tartarus you can’t! “You’re on!”
>As the two of you take off towards the falls, a pair of purple eyes falls on your back. >Her pink wings ruffle. What are you doing out of the castle? >And where the heck are you going? >”Cousin Anon?” >Cadence takes off, following you to see what you’re up to. 7/7. Thoughts?
AnonKnight !!Op76VNCRgC8
>>1892936 >You and Lyra walk up to Rarity's door. You knock three times. >A moment later, you hear a voice from inside. >"Come in!" >You open the door and let Lyra in, before entering yourself. >"Oh, Anon, darling! You too, Lyra!" >Rarity drops a sheet of paper she was looking at, then trots over from the desk. "Good morning, Miss Rarity."
>"Hiya, Rarity!" >"Did Spike like his present, Anon?" "Oh, indeed he did. He seems... Enchanted, by it. Hmhm."
>"Hee-hee, that sounds about right. Now, as for you, Anon, your clothes are all nice and ready for you... Over there." >Rarity points to a box, over by a little table next to what looks like a changing room. >"I might have added a few little touches here and there, but I tried not to deviate too much from what you asked for. Why don't you go and put them on, and get out of those burned up things?" "Of course, thank you."
jffry890
>>1893065 i never read this before. i like it. im not gonna go back and read the rest of it though, cuz im too lazy.
AnonKnight !!Op76VNCRgC8
>>1893077 >You walk over to the table, and leave your shield on it. You grab the box, and enter the changing room. >"Oh, Anon, the light in there is broken. Just come out here when you're ready, and you can admire your lovely new clothes in one of these mirrors." >You take off your old, charred clothes, and take the lid off the box. You can't see very well for the lack of light, but you can still tell what is what. On top of the clothes, are two soft, cozy items, which seem to be thermal underclothes. Miss Rarity really is too kind. >Slowly, you put on your new clothes. The first thing you notice, is that they're very, very comfortable. Almost like you're wearin'... Nothin' at all! >Ooh, there's even a belt with these trousers. >Socks, too? And they fit perfectly? Wow. >"Are you ready, Anon? Come on, I wanna see your costume!!" "Just a moment..."
>You take a second to make sure you're not wearing the shirt backwards or anything, then step out. >You instantly notice Rarity's face beaming with satisfaction. >"A-ha! I did it! >"Ooh! Ooh! Anon, those are GREAT! You really look like a hero now!" >"You look absolutely wonderful, dear. Here, come and see for yourself!" >You walk over to the other side of the room, then step in front of the mirror. "..."
"...Wow."
HeshieokFasla !etizf/97GU
fdsdf General HeshieokFasla !etizf/97GU Sun 13 May 2012 04:13:38 No. 1893117 Report Quoted By:
>>1893065 I didn't read part one, but this is amusing. I await moar cowbell.
Minto !!mZz+ajHHKkX
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>>1893065 >Thoughts? Pretty fuckin' awesome.
AnonKnight !!Op76VNCRgC8
>>1893112 >You stare at your reflection for a few seconds, while Rarity and Lyra appear in the mirror behind you. >"Well, do you like them?" "...Miss Rarity."
"...These are excellent."
>The shirt, which is clear white is fitting, but loose, with blue cuffs. >The trousers aren't very different from your old ones, besides simply looking better. They are complemented by a belt of a darker shade of brown, which has an awesome shield buckle. >Around your neck, you wear a short blue neckerchief that also resembles the one you were wearing. It melds with the shirt perfectly. >"So, you love them?" "They're wonderful!"
>"yes, but do you LOVE them?" "...Yes, I do. These are the best clothes I have ever had."
>"Hee-hee!" "Miss Rarity, I can't thank you enough for these."
>"Oh, Anon dear, you're most welcome. Now, if you'll come over here, there's something else I have for you." >Something else?! MisterElGuapo !pMeRz7RJWA
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>>1893104 There's only like two parts for this one to catch up on.
IntoTheVoid
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>>1893065 I eagerly await the next part.
Anonymous
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>>1893065 This story is so fucking cute it's going to kill me.
AnonKnight !!Op76VNCRgC8
>>1893148 >You follow Rarity to the desk, while Lyra walks over to the little table and retrieves your shield. >Rarity levitates a bag out of a drawer, and sets it on the desk. It lands with a jingle. >No prizes for guessing what's in there. >This, darling, is your payment. "... Um... What? Miss Rarity, you do know it was you, who made these clothes, for me? Why, I should be paying you!"
>"Oh, hmhm, this hasn't anything to do with your clothes, Anon. Earlier this morning, I recieved an order, from a very pricy shoe shop in Canterlot! The items they ordered will take me a while to finish, but they paid a deposit today. And, since you provided me with the material for these items, you're entitled to some of the profits." "...Miss Rarity, I'm a little confused. First of all, what are these items?
>"Why, Anon..." >"They're twelve sets of genuine, gorgeous, impossibly rare..." >"...Wyvern scale boots!!!" >... "So... That's what happened to it."
Anonymous
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>>1893065 I'm definitely enjoying this
Zuul
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>>1893065 I love love love it. LOVE.
Brainhorn !!X+la9AgNv4F
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>>1892641 It was good, and yes, damn you, yes
jffry890
>>1891952 >You slide back, away from him. >His evil grin terrifying you more than anything you have ever met before. >You cover your eyes again. >He reaches a hoof out to you. >A hand rests itself on his shoulder. >"I was just about to kick your ass," Anon replied, mustering the best smile he could through a bloody mouth and swollen eyes. >The pegasus whirled around, attempting to back hoof Anon. >Anon held out his other hand and grabbed his hoof. >Grabbing his hoof with both hand, Anon lifts him over his head and slams him into the dirt. >The pegasus shouts in agony as Anon repeats this action several times. >Anon sets the pony upright, gripping him beneath the wings. >Anon suplexes the pegasus, bending over backward and slamming the pony's head into the ground. >Anon shouted in pain as his back hits the dirt. >He slowly rolled over and, with a groan and shaky knees, stood. >The pegasus also rolled over and stood. >Once again, he rushed Anon. >Anon lifted his foot and brought it down into the back of the pony's head, driving his face into the dirt. >As his head went down, his rear came up. >Anon grabbed his tail and brought the pony over his head again and slammed him into the ground. >Spinning around, Anon hammer-throws the pegasus into a nearby tree. Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>1893017 >To your surprise you're not dining in any of the fine establishments you passed earlier in the day. Quite the contrary, Twilight's arranged for a meal in the castle. Then again, isn't that just so like her? You chuckle at the thought as the two of you pass by the doorway into the dining hall, reflecting on your lateness. >"Goodness, Twilight, I don't think I've ever seen you late to one of your engagements." Celestia mock scolds, smiling at her student. Twilight looks towards you sheepishly then away quickly. "Oh! Did you take my advice and have some fun?" >Sure that she's too anxious to answer, you speak up. "You could say that, Princess." >"Mmm, there's little greater fun to be had than with the one you love, wouldn't you agree Twilight?" The unicorn just nods slowly, quickly moving over to her seat next the Princess. >Thankfully you're seated next to her. >Unlike most of the other times you've dined with the Princess this one feels different. Maybe it's with Twilight, maybe it's -with- Twilight... Again, it doesn't really matter. The atmosphere feels close, especially now that she's not constantly bouncing questions off Celestia. >And the Princess herself seems less interested in Twilight's research, asking more intimate questions about her friends and one or two about how you've been doing in settling in, that kind of thing. >And if she happens to mention the both of you within the same sentence you and Twilight keep your eyes on each other and not her. >The meal concludes as well as it's began, Celestia quietly wishing you both the greatest happiness together as you make to depart. 9/?
jffry890
>>1893318 >Tired, broken, and breathing heavily, Anon walked over and grabbed the pegasus by the throat, lifting him eye-level. >The pony spit blood into Anon's face. >Anon responded with a swift hook to the jaw. >Blood and spit flew from the pony's mouth as he was hit. >"Where the buck did you come from anyways?" he asks, barely able to choke out the question. >Anon bring the pony's face close to his own. "None of your fucking business, that's where."
>With a war cry, Anon lifted the pony high above his head. >The pony kicked and screamed as Anon brought him down, choke-slamming him into the ground as hard as he possibly could. >The pegasus was knocked unconcious the second his head hit the ground. >His wings were bent something very unnatural. >Anon was doubled over, trying to regain control of his breathing. >Blood flowed from his face. >He fell to one knee. >He was wobbling a bit, his hands balled into fists and shaking. >He stood and lift his leg, hovering his foot above the pony's head. >You cringed and watched in horror, imagining all the rage and pain Anon is feeling being exerted into one final stomp. >But after holding it there for a few seconds, Anon backed off. >He looked over to you, curled on the ground and crying. >He looked back to the pegasus and sighed, walking over to you. --
of course it ends well. i cant allow this to happen.
>rope
Anonymous
>>1893016 Yes. Yes you should. Aaaand yes, though it felt like a tease almost.
PonyGone !Gi8l6ezzXk
Reporting in and feeling the LOVE
StolenTurtle
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>>1893332 You butt, why you no eat him?
Anonymous
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>>1893363 yes, I enjoyed it*
r00tb33r
AnonKnight !!Op76VNCRgC8
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>>1893269 End of chapter 3. Time to update my pastebin.
You gimme feedback pls.
Minto !!mZz+ajHHKkX
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>>1893016 You BETTER fucking continue it, if you don't I WILL find you.
Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f
Psychopath in Equestria: Chapter 8 Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f Sun 13 May 2012 04:30:39 No. 1893442 Report >>1891987 >You haven’t fought a human since before you got here. >His feet frantically stomp on the ground as he continues leaning forward. >You jump and pull yourself to the ceiling as the changeling comes crashing beneath you. >You land on his back, inciting a small groan from him. “You have to learn to walk before you can run.”
>Picking him up by the collar you slam him against the wall repeatedly, bloodying his face even further. >You flip him around to admire your work. “So this is what I’d look like if I sucked.”
>He coughs up a wad of blood and laughs at you. >”You have no *cough* idea who you’re dealing with.” “I kind of do,” you reply punching him in the ribs.
>”You’ll never stop us all.” *cough cough* >He squirms as you introduce your knee to his gonads. “Watch me.”
>You open the door dragging his body behind you. >”Never… stop…” “I have a question. You like trains?”
>He coughs up more blood in response. “Let me introduce you to his friend. Tracks.”
>You grab his arms and toss him underneath the train, giving the wheels a new blue coat. >Flawless Victory. Fatality. Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f
Psychopath in Equestria: Chapter 8 Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f Sun 13 May 2012 04:31:08 No. 1893456 Report >>1893442 >You close the door and sit down, finally able to relax. >You’ve had enough surprises for one day. >Sleep eludes you, the changeling’s words keeping you awake. >Why does it feel like he knew more than he let on? >You jump out of your seat and back into the storage car. >The guard is still knocked out, lying in a pool of drool. “What were you trying to protect?
>You grab the package and rip it open. >You reach inside, pulling out some type of black object. >The lack of light cloaks it, but it feels wet and squishy. >You squeeze it lightly, its fluid bursting from the core. >It smells disgusting, so you wipe off your hand on the unconscious guard. >The smell seems to have stirred him from his slumber, giving you a chance to obtain some answers. >You grab another box and drag him into the next car. “I think we got off on a bad start.”
>You heave him onto a seat where he stays due to your show of force. “Let’s cut the bull and you tell me what I want to know, starting with this.”
>You place the box before him, his expression telling you that he has the info you want. “What is this?”
>”It’s a box.” “Wrong answer.”
Minto !!mZz+ajHHKkX
Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f
Psychopath in Equestria: Chapter 8 Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f Sun 13 May 2012 04:31:39 No. 1893470 Report >>1893456 >You slam his head against the table and grip his jugular. “Maybe I wasn’t being specific.”
>You smash the package, destroying the object within. >He tries to stop you, but your grip assures his cooperation. “What is that?” you ask pointing towards the goopy mess.
>He refuses to answer, instead raising his head defiantly. “Have it your way.”
>You scoop up the remains and tighten your grip, forcing his mouth open. >He shakes violently as you shove the mess into his mouth, wood and all. >You ease off his throat and coax it all down his gullet. “I’m tired of playing games, what is that?!”
>He gasps for air, furiously trying to gag himself. >You slam him down again. “We’ve got hours before we reach Canterlot. Until then you’re my bitch! Now what is it!?”
>”It’s an egg!” he cries. “A what?”
>”You heard me!” >You slam him down again and again. “Don’t smart mouth me you little bitch. Now what is it?!”
>”An egg.” He mutters painfully. >”An egg from what?” “A changeling…”
Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f
Psychopath in Equestria: Chapter 8 Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f Sun 13 May 2012 04:32:08 No. 1893482 Report >>1893470 >You turn back to the storage cart. >That place is full of boxes like this, hundreds of them stacked on top of each other. >If Chrysalis raises them in Canterlot… “I’ll never stop them all.”
>You look back to the bleeding guard, wallowing in pain. >The damage finally got to him as he returns to his regular form. >You can’t let them reach Canterlot. >You pull him to the back cabin, tossing him on his back. >Placing a foot on his spine you grip his tiny wings. >You pull with all your might, tearing both of them off of him. >He pisses himself in agony, losing control of his bodily functions. “You helped me out so I’m going to let you live. Tell your buddies to call it quits, because there’s a new sheriff in town.”
>You lock the door behind you, sitting down on the median between the two cars. >You pull the pins holding the two together, the storage car slowing down behind you. >The crisis is averted for now, but who knows how many shipments have already been made to Canterlot already. >You sit down and lay your head against the window. >You close your eyes and drift to sleep watching the passing scenery. >Several hours later… >A screech pulls you back into reality. >You stretch, cracking your back and neck with a satisfying series of pops. >The guards’ voices echo around you, though none have entered the car yet. >You manage to slip out the back and run to cover before anyone notices you. >rope
Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f
Psychopath in Equestria: Chapter 8 Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f Sun 13 May 2012 04:32:39 No. 1893492 Report Quoted By:
>>1893482 >Canterlot. If only you were here under better circumstances. >Being a fugitive tends to dampen the mood. >You look back to the tram station, the conductor arguing with some guards regarding a “lost shipment.” >Happy to disappoint you boys. >Sensing the opportunity you sprint into a nearby alley and away from the scene. >Hope they liked the paint job. >You proceed through the alleys unfortunately far more crowded than those of Ponyville. >It’s filled with garbage, street raff and some fluid you don’t want to know about. >You eventually take to running amongst balconies as the roofs are too tall and guards patrol the walls above. >Your cloak does eventually come in handy, hiding you long enough to escape from an oncoming group of guards. >Chrysalis certainly has increased security now that she’s in command. >Leaders do tend to be paranoid after all. >At least this time, someone really is after her. >You make it to the Castle Courtyard, dodging in and out of the hedges. >Guards pass by obliviously, allowing you further access to the castle. >You pass by multiple statues, taking time to admire Discord’s. >So much power, so misguided. Tragic really. >The next statue is strikingly familiar. >Though it’s incomplete, you look as dashing as ever. >At least the sculptor got your nose right, you might have had to kill- >No Anon. You’re over that. This is your final job and then you’re done. Brainhorn !!X+la9AgNv4F
Huh. I'm writing this short story.
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>1893322 >Walking through the streets of Canterlot it's still busy, the night crowd out and about, young and old alike. You don't envy them the high life and boisterousness of the city, the intimacy of Ponyville perfectly matches the pony at your side. >Boarding the train, there's not quite so many this time. You take the opportunity to draw Twilight close to yourself as you sit down together. Her hooves rest across your chest as her head lies at your neck. >So much for the 'frumpy librarian', she'd done more than enough to dispel whatever thoughts she'd had of that earlier this evening at the garden. >You smile, recalling that. Just how in the hell had you been ignoring this for so long? >No, that's alright. This is what you want, now. What you've wanted all along but both of you were just afraid to say. >But who knows what'll come of this. You know your own feelings for the mare are strong but give this another year and where will you be? >With any luck, still within each other's grasp. 10/10
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>>1893065 I.. like it. Alot.
Ha, after all the 'sending anon to the moon'-jokes, a hopeful outcome came to mind. Would like to see Anon humming/whistling "Fly me to the moon" when facing Celestia about all of this.
"I heard Aunt Luna singing it."
>>1893332 *everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg*
Thunder !THuNDEReLg
Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f
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>>1893482 >You slide next to the wall, hiding within the bushes. >Two guards are standing at the doors. >Great, the only accessible entrance and it’s blocked. >Quick Anon, how do you distract someone? >Bing! You pick up a small rock and toss it away, its thud echoing. >The guards look towards the noise and follow it. Huh? That was easy. >They must be more changelings; no trained p0ny would abandon their post. >Now free, you creak open the door and slip inside, Chrysalis awaiting. End of Chapter. Feedback welcome. I know the whole egg shipment felt shoe-horned in, but I wanted something compelling to happen on the train. It was the first thing to pop into my mind so I put it in. I'll be starting on Chapter 9, the final one, whenever I feel like it so don't get your hopes up.
>>1893514 Unsatisfying ending, I know, couldn't think of anything more and I've got a friend bothering me to join him for some DayZ.
Tomorrow, I'll have the rest of this as well as more stuff, hopefully. Feeling like I'm getting back to myself.
Keep up the great work, folks!
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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Alright, I'm settled back home. Time to finish Part 5 and get it edited for posting.
PonyGone !Gi8l6ezzXk
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>>1893560 I was about to say, to. lol
>rope
Minto !!mZz+ajHHKkX
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>>1893560 >Tomorrow, I'll have the rest of this as well as more stuff. Looking forward to it.
PaleNarrator !.JT.7dRUrY
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>>1893537 Oh hey there Thunder old buddy old pal. Read my latest chapter? :3
Anonymous
any fics involving Pinkamena?
Anonymous
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>>1893514 >>1893560 The ending was fine, a little quick, but if you've someone bothering you, it's understandable. Regardless, love your updates and, as always, can't wait for more.
You as well.
jffry890
>>1893332 >He doesn't say a word. >He knelt down and brushed your hair our of your face. >He lifted your chin and caressed your face. >You know he sees the mark that pegasus left on your face. >He closed his eyes and slowly shook his head. >He stood and walk back over to the pegasus. >Oh no. >What was he gonna do? "Anon?"
>He bent down and grabbed the pegasus by the tail. >"Don't worry Fluttershy, I'm not gonna kill him." >This offered you some solace, but not much. "So... W-what are you gonna do with him?"
>Anon dragged him toward you and knelt down again. >"I'm sorry I allowed this to happen to you," he said. >"Are you alright?" he asked, rubbing the mark on your face. "I'm fine. I should ask you the same."
>He smiled as best he could. >"You know me," he laughed. "I have a little problem asking for help." >You smile and nod, "Yeah, I do." >He stands and starts walking towards Ponyville, dragging the pegasus behind him. "Anon?" you ask, very worried.
>"Please go home Fluttershy. I will be home soon enough to take care of you." >He is the one who needs to be taken care of. >The loss of blood must be going to his head. >But you don't listen. >Instead, you walk beside him, watching him the whole time. >He stares to the front, not looking down at you or saying anything. >You don't know what he's thinking, or what he's planning. >You are terrified at the thought of assuming the worse. >Ponyville is coming into view, and all you can do is watch as this series of events play out. --
thats it for tonight. im not leaving just yet, but im done posting for now. ill have another update for you tomorrow. maybe feedback please?
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>1893754 My next project is going to be just that.
Brainhorn !!X+la9AgNv4F
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>>1893792 Very good. Satisfying ending.
IntoTheVoid
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>>1893754 She may or may not become an assassin in mine.
Anonymous
>>1893501 If it's almost done you may as well post it.
Thunder !THuNDEReLg
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>>1893792 You're doing it right.
>mfw you was done for the night. IntoTheVoid
Family of the Black Moon: Do You Know the Muffin Mare? IntoTheVoid Sun 13 May 2012 04:53:02 No. 1893976 Report Welcome to Mr. Void’s ‘Super Happy Fun Murder Time!’>You’ve been here for two weeks, and still have yet to check out any of the sights. >Also, these ponies don't have mead, only something called "Applejack Daniel's Whiskey" >It's good, but it's not mead.
IntoTheVoid
>>1893976 >you’ve been walking around the gardens for a while now, ironically enjoying how peaceful it is. >There’s one thing that unnerves you though. >A marble statue, carved to look as various beasts combined, poised with its arms up in defense and fear in its eyes. >You can’t find any marks or flaws in the work; whoever carved this was a master of their trade. >The texture and detail is so perfect, it’s as if someone froze the beast in time. ???: “Your more right than you think. Though, not frozen in time, but trapped in stone”
>Wait were you talking to yourself out-loud? ???: “Maybe you were, maybe you weren’t. Does it matter though?”
“Who are you? Show yourself!”
???: “Ahh, but I already have… look up.”
“There’s no one there…”
???: “Or is there?”
“Cut this madness!”
???: “Madness?”
???: “No… that’s my Lord’s specialty. This… this is chaos.”
???: “But this has gone on long enough, allow me to introduce myself. I am Discord. Spirit of Disharmony, Embodiment of Chaos, Servant to Lord Sheogorath. And I have a proposal for you.”
>Proposal? “Go on…”
Discord: “Go to the town of Ponyville, sneak into the Sugarcube Corner bakery. Buy a cupcake and muffin, then toss them into the local fountain. Return here for your reward.”
>That’s it? “Sound’s easy enough.”
Discord: “We’ll see…”
Anonymous
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>>1893792 I do believe you gave a good number of people a little shaking with this
including myself . You've definitely been improving, and I can't wait to see how all this plays out. Sorry for not being able to say much.
Hmm... tomorrrow will have a Leucine and a jffry890 update... looking like a good day.
IntoTheVoid
>>1893994 >This Ponyville wasn’t too far of a trip. >and traveling gave you time to read up on that teleportation spell. >Now to find this “Sugarcube Corner” > You ask a rainbow-maned mare for directions. Mare: Yah, its right down there.
>You look where she points a hoof, and… is that house made out of pastries? >Damn ponies are works of art… Mare: Hey, Wait a minute! Aren’t you that lizard that was spying on Cloudsdale?
>You ignore her and walk off. Brainhorn !!X+la9AgNv4F
>>1893916 Yeah, no. I sounded better in my head. When I actually starting writing it I thought "Wow. This is absolutely retarded."
I'll get started on Picking up the Pieces.
AnonKnight !!Op76VNCRgC8
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Time for bed. Night, guys.
r00tb33r
>>1894022 Isn't that the way it's supposed to sound? That's the way it is for me.
Atlas !!slJz9yIlfQC
A quick update on the group portrait.
Brainhorn !!X+la9AgNv4F
>>1894061 No, not in a Drury Lane wacky-antics retarded. I mean a "Wow, this premise is terrible, how did I ever think this sounded good" retarded.
r00tb33r
>>1894110 I see. I know what you mean now.
NoLongerAnon
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>>1891173 Still catching up, but one word:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Ajax !OJ9MlE.Ma.
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>>1894089 I'll give it a go.
Brainhorn !!X+la9AgNv4F
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>>1894140 I SHOULD be able to tweak it and make it work, but that's for another day. Maybe. I'll probably just delete it.
IntoTheVoid
>>1894013 >You walk up to the counter and ring the bell. >and get transported to your own personal plane of Oblivion. Pink mare:”OhmygoshI’veneverseenyoubeforeandIknoweveryponieinponyvilleandthatmeansIhavetothrowyouapar
ty!”
>Party? Pink mare:“AndIcanintroduceyoutoallmyfriendswhichisalotofponiesbecauseimfriendswitheveryponieand-gasp-O
HMYGOSHIalmostforgotmynameispinkiepiewhat’syournamewhatareyouaretheremoreofyouwhyareyousoscaley?”
>By Sithis, does she ever shut up? “Look you little Daedric terror, I just need a muffin and a cupcake, then I’m out of town. Is that clear?”
>Oh look she’s tearing up. Pinkie: “oh… ok… yes it is…”
>Hmm, it appears you broke her. Pinkie: “Three bits…”
>Wow, is she really that depressed over this? >You love it. IntoTheVoid
>>1894195 >How can it take you thirty damn minutes to find a fountain? >Ah well, time to toss them in. >You wonder why Discord had you do something so easy. >He’s probably going to give you a shitty reward… >Wait… baked good’s shouldn’t grow like that… right? >By the Nine Divines! Their getting to the size of houses! >Suddenly, both sprout legs, and start brawling, knocking over onlookers and various stands. Pinkie: “Are you SURE you don’t want to stay for a part….y… OHMYGOSHTHISISAWESOMEHOW’DYOUDOIT!”
>Oh Shor… you know that look… >It’s the look of a killer who found their first victim. >You brace yourself. >Pulling out your dagger as she somehow obtains a knife from thin air, you wait for her to strike at you, but she runs straight past you towards the cupcake and muffin brawl. >Both the muffin and the cupcake turn to her, sensing the new opponent. >You wonder if leaving a giant muffin to crush her will break a rule… >probably… Thunder !THuNDEReLg
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>>1894089 What is this you're doing?
jffry890
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>>1894089 what are you doing?
IntoTheVoid
>>1894221 >Just then, a blonde and grey Mailmare smashes through you, knocking you on flat on your scaly ass. Mailmare: “MUFFIN!”
>She proceeds to smash a war hammer into the oversized baked good, eating pieces as they fly off. >How she can carry that heavy thing in her mouth, you will never know. >Pinkie on the other hand is carving off the legs and arms of the cupcake, screaming in glee about how big of a party she could throw with it. >oh well, why let them have all the fun? >You sprint towards the muffin, stabbing into its eye with your blade. >The muffin staggers back in pain, throwing you off of it. >And… it picks you up and swallows you. >Wonderful… PaleNarrator !.JT.7dRUrY
Vhatug !!KiZRDoWmVOP
>>1893792 My, Anon was just viscous (Understandably), I honestly thought he was going to kill that stallion for a minute.
And that's typical Fluttershy, she's almost raped, and the only thing she cares about is Anon's well being.
All in all, a very critter jittering chapter, with a very satisfying resolution.
IntoTheVoid
>>1894237 >You’ve eaten muffins, but this is a first. >The baked good of evil has no digestive system, only a hollow chamber. >You ready a spell, preparing to blast your way out when you’re suddenly lurched to the side as the bready beast topples over. >Then, a light. >The Pegasus from earlier seems to have eaten a hole into the side of the muffin. Mailmare: “Are you ok Mr. Lizard?”
>You climb out. “I’m fine, can’t say the same about my pride though…”
>Pinkie seems to have finished off the cupcake. All that's left of it is the paper and a bit of frosting. >You turn to face the derp-eyed mare and a straight-haired Pinkie. “What is your name, grey one?”
Derpy: “I’m Derpy, Mister…?”
>What a cruel name. “Anonymous.”
>Hmm… they both seem to be skilled fighters. I wonder… “Say, Derpy and pinkie, how would you like to join the Family?”
Pinkie: “I don’t know… isn’t that REALLY fast to get married?”
>You laugh. >Pinkie looks up at you with confusion, while one of Derpy’s eyes turns to you. “That’s not quite what I meant.”
IntoTheVoid
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>>1894277 And done.
http://pastebin.com/u/IntoTheVoid So, Should I: Have both join, have Pinkie join, have Derpy join, or Neither
The Mandroid !b0nLshMElM
jffry890
>>1894270 the chapters not over just yet
Vhatug !!KiZRDoWmVOP
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>>1894334 I figured, just meant what you've posted thus far.
Thunder !THuNDEReLg
>>1894265 Wondering if you saw;
>>1886542 Ajax !OJ9MlE.Ma.
>>1894089 Whaddya guys think?
PonyGone !Gi8l6ezzXk
HeshieokFasla !etizf/97GU
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>Sonic Boom was flying through the sky! >She was such a happy filly! >Suddenly, Chaos SPESS MEHREENs! >"Get out of here, evil Chaos!" >The MEHREENs laugh, "No you bro. We come from MLG to conquer all the pony" >"fggt, pls go" >The SPESS MEHREENs growl angrily, turning on their bolters >Sonic Boom expected this, wiping out her M483, quickscoping all the MEHREENs >"Haha, fucking scrubs." >The MEHREENs flood the chat, calling hax. >Sonic Boom flies home. "Mom? Dad?" >"You need me." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBsdWW7MOew >"Oh my gosh, what is this I don't eve-" >Hundreds of needs fill all of Sonic Boom's orifices. Rainbow Dash manages to defeat the creature, but it's too late. >"Honey, are you okay?" >Sonic Boom punches her mother in the face, eyes bloodshot, "NO! YOU TOOK HIM AWAY!" >"But Sonic Boomb..." >"I NEED HIM!" >Sonic Boom then tried to find him, but failed. She died alone at the age of 63. PonyGone !Gi8l6ezzXk
r00tb33r
Saw a bunch of Fetishy one-shots, so I wrote one.>Walking home from work, you thought about Fluttershy. >It had been weeks since she had showed up and asked you that familiar question. >Had she run out of ideas for what your fetish could be? >Come to think of it, her attempts had become extremely far-fetched in the last few years. >It was a surprise every time. >You may not admit it, but... You had come to enjoy her endeavors to get to your heart. >Your life was terribly monotonous as the initial infatuation the ponies had with your uniqueness had worn off. >You were just another pony to them. >Finding a special somepony was something you thought would come easy to you at first. >Applejack certainly had a thing for you, but she was not your kind of girl. >At this point, her rape attempts were more of a game than anything, and you had come to terms with her long ago. >You'd call her your friend now. How things have changed since those first years. >You sighed, but smiled. >There would always be one pony you could rely on to brighten your day. >"Anon?" >You said this as a reflex. You hadn't noticed her approach. >"Am..." >This time seemed different, felt different. More sincere, more... Real. >"Am... I your fetish?"
PaleNarrator !.JT.7dRUrY
r00tb33r
>>1894511 "No, Fluttershy."
>The response was automatic as you'd gone through the motions literally a thousand times. >She hung her head, much more dejected than usual. She offered no response. >She tended to take your rejection in stride, but now tears welled in her eyes. >She turned around, her wings dragging in the dirt on her way home. >Could this be her last attempt? >Shouldn't you be happy? >Has she not bothered you nearly every day for the past five years? >Or maybe... Did it only bother you because... You told yourself it did? >Was Fluttershy not the only one who truly loved you? >Your stomach felt like it was doing somersaults. >Did she not love you unconditionally, in spite of the way you treated her? >Like dirt, you thought. You treated her like dirt. >Your vision started to blur. >Now you thought about her eyes. Her deep teal eyes that always assumed the best of you. >All of the guilt came smashing down on you at that moment. >It felt like you had eaten a dumbbell as the weight inside you grew. "Fluttershy," you uttered, softly.
>She stopped, slightly perking an ear, but did not turn around. >You finally broke. >A painful sob was all you could manage as hot tears streamed down your face. >Now Fluttershy turned to face you, her face streaked with tears. >You would never hurt her again. Nopony would ever hurt her again, as long as you lived. >She raised her eyelids, revealing her deep gaze that now pierced your heart. >When she saw the state you were in, she was astonished, her jaw dropping and and wings perking up a bit. >How you caused such a creature so much agony was ripping you apart, but now it was time to make it better. >You opened your mouth, which only resulted in a croak. You tried again. r00tb33r
>>1894528 "I'm..."
>You struggled, sobbing, but never averting your gaze from her deep, unassuming eyes. "So sorry..."
>You'd fended them off, but now you were overwhelmed again. >Another deluge of tears and now sorrowful moaning overtook you as you dropped to your knees. >What have I done, you thought. How have I been so blind, so stupid. For so long. >Fluttershy stood frozen, her eyes shimmering in the evening sunlight. >"A-Anon..." She stammered. >You fought the waterworks once more in a final push for one last thing you had to say. "I love you, Fluttershy, with all my heart."
>You collapsed onto your forearms, striking some of the rocks on the path. >You deserved every ounce of that pain, times a million. >The pain and guilt tore your being to shreds as you began to wail. >You dropped your head to the ground, unable to support it. >The tears now flowed up your forehead and into your hair. >You didn't deserve to breathe, but death would be too much of a luxury for such a depraved lowlife as yourself. "I love you too, Anon."
>You felt her tears splashing onto your head. --------------------
All I have for now. Pastebin updated.
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>>1894397 I think you've misunderstood what you're suppost to do. Thunder !THuNDEReLg
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>>1894520 I'm glad you like. I might do some more.
>After effects and photoshop, FUCK YEAH! Anonymous
>>1894555 The fuck do you mean "that's all you have"? You better get back to writing then, bro, because I'm bookmarking that shit.
Ajax !OJ9MlE.Ma.
>>1894597 i just do these things for shits and giggles Anonymous
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>>1894397 Oh god... that fucking picture.
r00tb33r
>>1894695 Hmmmm... A bite. I'll see what I can do.
S
>>1894703 >i just do these things for shits and giggles We all have, but he is legit making a painting/drawing/portrait/whatever of the writer's storyanons in the AiE-thread. (And
only the writers anons)
Ajax !OJ9MlE.Ma.
>>1894869 But I do write. Anonymous
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>>1891166 I just wish humans were not always shown as chaotic, we have rules for war for fuck's sake. that and our everything works with the natural laws of our universe. I understand how someone would think of us as mean or evil, but never chaotic.
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>>1894089 Me?
>dafuq's going on mang? Muse
>>1894089 I did one a while ago. I don't know what to call my anon though, and ideas would be welcome.
Anonymous
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>>1891640 oddly enough, I never have. that very idea disgusts me.
PaleNarrator !.JT.7dRUrY
>>1894984 >Anon is a pony >Pony is an Alicorn >Your Anon is an Alicorn You McFucked up.
S
>>1894892 You're missing the point. Is that really the Anon in your story?
All the suddenly, he enjoys politics and theatre? You haven't established it yet.
Right now, I feel like your anon looks more like this (pic related).
Enough of this, its starting to take to much focus away from my project. Hopefully you get what I am saying.
r00tb33r
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>>1894695 >>1894862 I'm writing, but I'm going slower. I also have to stop for awhile, but expect an update in the next thread.
CropTool !hZ9weYVi6o
Navarone
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>>1895092 You! Why aren't you updating anymore?
Anonymous
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>>1895072 You seem to not understand it was a fucking joke.
I'll just ditch my trip for now.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
Ok, readying post-cannons.
Honesty Lost Act 2 Part 5 inbound.
Catch up here:
http://pastebin.com/Qmh1F4dZ shankedCircuit !ArcEDvsP5o
>>1894555 HNNNNGG. That was adorable, please keep writing!
Gadget !Y54YDBzz9U
MisterElGuapo !pMeRz7RJWA
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>>1895141 MY BODY IS NOT PREPARED
Rune !4y4upteP02
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Did Atlas say who all the Anons he was doing are?
Muse
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>>1895054 He's a human that's transformed into a pony with magic. I'm not the only writer to have done this. He still switches back from time to time.
Anonymous
Wuten !WutEnlvDVw
Sup guys, posting character card here
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
Honesty Lost, Act 2, Part 5 Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q Sun 13 May 2012 00:55:00 No. 1895262 Report I woke up the next day at noon. The last night was fresh in my mind as I walked to the kitchen and cobbled together a late breakfast. Winona sat in front of the door and I watched her while I ate, my eyes eventually trailing past her to the box sitting squat next to the door and the dog. When I finished eating I pulled the package of dog food out of the cupboard and poured it into her bowl. She came running eagerly into the kitchen to eat her belated meal as I got up and set about picking up the last of Winona's things. I didn't like the thought of bringing her back to the Apples; after all, she was the last real tie I had back to Applejack, but the thought of keeping her around in my home, constantly reminding me of the loss and the guilt was more than I could bear any longer. By the time the dog had finished devouring her meal I had finished packing the rest of her affects into the box by the door. I looked back into the living room, at the picture of Applejack on the mantle.
The Mandroid !b0nLshMElM
Minto !!mZz+ajHHKkX
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
Honesty Lost, Act 2, Part 5 Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q Sun 13 May 2012 00:58:00 No. 1895296 Report >>1895262 Winona cocked her head to the side, as she always did, and stared at me confused for a bit before getting up and, tail wagging, began to bark excitedly. Having no free hand with which to hold a leash, I wiggled the door open and allowed the ecstatic dog to bound outside ahead of me. The sun shone with its usual summer intensity and the midsummer birds' songs mixed with the faint endless drone of the cicadas as I walked up the road to Sweet Apple Acres, Winona in tow, circling around me, barking and wagging her tail as I went. Going outside had brought back the old enthusiasm that the dog had always had when Applejack was around. It was refreshing to see her so animated and happy, but at the same time, it brought up memories of my lost mare; memories that I wanted to bury to drive out the pain I now associated with them.
The farmhouse came into view after ten or so minutes of walking in the hot summer sun, and my pace slowed in anticipation of the exchange that I knew was coming. As if she could read my mind, Winona stopped her bouncing and barking the moment my pace slackened. A faint whine came up from the dog as she saw where we were headed. We continued up the path to the farm and I held my emotions in check so as not to make a scene. Winona's exuberant behavior hadn't lessened my resentment, but as we drew ever closer to Sweet Apple Acres, I felt more and more conflicted. At last we reached the front gate and I walked up to the front door, placing the box on the porch before knocking.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
Honesty Lost, Act 2, Part 5 Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q Sun 13 May 2012 01:03:00 No. 1895395 Report >>1895296 “Big Mac, can you get that?” I heard Applebloom holler to the stallion from inside the house
“Eeyup,” Came the response. I waited a minute in silence before the clopping of hooves came into earshot, followed by the opening of the door. Big Macintosh looked at me, a range of emotions running across his face as his eyes fell on the box sitting next to my feet and Winona scurrying around in the front yard, chasing a squirrel that had caught her attention.
“Afternoon, Mac.”
“Afternoon, Anon.”
“How are you all holding up?”
“Well enough, I s'pose. Yerself?”
“I'm fine, thanks.” We stood there in awkward silence for a few minutes before I looked down at the box saying, “I brought Winona's stuff to give back, along with her...I can't take care of her any longer. It's too much for me.” I lied. Whether or not Big Mac picked up on it, he remained silent. “So...yeah...I'll leave her with you guys. I think she should be with her real family, if that's alright with you?”
“Eeyup,” The simple reply relieved me. I had been expecting more conflict in returning Winona to the Apples, but Big Mac took her without any more questions.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
Honesty Lost, Act 2, Part 5 Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q Sun 13 May 2012 01:04:00 No. 1895424 Report >>1895395 “Alright, thanks for understanding. I'll see you around.” I turned and started walking back to the gate. Winona, having lost interest with the squirrel, began to follow me. I stopped when I heard the jangling of her collar behind me. “No. Stay, Winona. You're staying here now. Big Mac and Applebloom and Granny Smith will take good care of you, so don't follow me.” Winona let out another whine as I got up and walked out the gate, making my way back down the road, alone.
I returned home, still conflicted thinking about what I'd done. Winona wasn't there to remind be of my loss, but there was still plenty around the house and around town that kept bringing my thoughts back to the mare I'd loved and lost. Vague doubt set in as I looked around the house absentmindedly. I shook it off as hold-over doubt from the walk over to Sweet Apple Acres. I was all alone with no Winona to remind me of the day Applejack died, and I found some relief in that. I felt as though I might actually be able to start moving on from the loss of Applejack and looked at the picture of her on the mantle, a slight smile crossing my face. For the first time in over a week I sat in the yard and read, now able to focus on something other than my guilt and grief.
OneTripPony !4CLZ2c9/kY
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>>1893560 That was sweet, not unsatisfying.
S'good to read that there's more on the way though.
Also, glad to hear you're on the way to feeling yourself again.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
Honesty Lost, Act 2, Part 5 Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q Sun 13 May 2012 01:06:00 No. 1895464 Report >>1895424 For a few days after dropping Winona off with the Apples I felt like my old self. I had stopped drinking, cleaned up the mess that was my house, and even started to go into town again. As the days wore on, though, and I watched daily life in Ponyville carry on as if nothing had happened, my bubble of relief became increasingly hard to keep from bursting. I saw business as usual return to the town and, while I knew that Applejack would have wanted it that way, I couldn't help but be a little saddened by it. Every so often at home I'd catch myself looking to the door, half-expecting to see Winona sitting there, waiting for Applejack like always. By the time a week had passed, I had begun to sink back into a depression. I had managed to stay away from the liquor, but I had lost all will to be active. Before it got out of hand, like it had the week before, I decided it was time to talk to Rainbow Dash.
It wasn't a long walk to Rainbow's cloud house. I followed the road through town and then a little past the park until I saw it looming into view. I walked closer to it until I could shout and get the mare's attention.
“Hey, Rainbow, you there??” I shouted, my hands cupped over my mouth like a megaphone. I got no reply. “You home, Rainbow??” After waiting for five minutes with no response, I turned to go back. After a few steps I felt the impact of something heavy against my back. I fell to the grass as I turned to see what had hit me. When I recovered from the surprise, I saw a pair of magenta eyes staring angrily back at me.
“What the buck, Anon?” She pinned me to the ground, her frustration clearly showing in her words.
r00tb33r
>>1895154 I'll need to wait until the feelmaster
>>1895141 is done. Glad you're enjoying it!
Found some music for my story, though. Thinking about adding it to the Pastebin, but I'm not sure how I feel about music in a written story.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MwjX4dG72s&ob=av2e Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
Honesty Lost, Act 2, Part 5 Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q Sun 13 May 2012 01:08:00 No. 1895491 Report >>1895464 “What, Rainbow? What did I do?” I had expected her to be frustrated and hurt from my behavior the past two weeks, but this was a bit much, even for her.
“You're doing it again! First you throw Winona out of your house, then you turn into Mr. Happy for like, two days, and then nop0ny hears from you for almost a week, again! What's the deal, Anon??” Her hooves dug into my chest.
“I'd -hurk- tell you, but you're going to need to get off me first...” I looked up at her and her features softened somewhat when she saw the state I was in. She flapped her wings and lifted herself off of me. I sat up and she landed next to me.
“Alright, so tell me what's going on. Because from where I'm sitting, it looks like you're doing something you'll regret.”
“I visited Applejack's grave last week. Rarity was there. We talked for a little and it just sort of clicked that I had to start moving on...”
“So you gave Winona back to the Apples? What kind of plan was-”
“So I went home and started thinking about a lot of stuff, and it all kept coming back to Winona.”
“Sheesh, Anon, you sound like you-”
“Rainbow. Just listen, okay?”
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
Honesty Lost, Act 2, Part 5 Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q Sun 13 May 2012 01:09:00 No. 1895517 Report >>1895491 She sighed and nodded as I went on. “I realized that I was constantly shoving my own guilt onto her. I haven't gotten over my not being there for Applejack and having Winona around to remind me of that only makes it worse. Frankly I'm surprised I'm able to say these things so openly right now, but they've been sitting for a while, festering.” Rainbow raised a hoof and paused before dropping it again. “I've gotten myself to the point that I can function again, but I've slipped back the last few days and I'm afraid if I keep going like this I'll have some kind of breakdown...” I looked over at Rainbow to see that her angry face had turned to one of concern. “Look, you're my closest friend, Rainbow. I don't like how things ended up with Winona, but I can't handle having her around anymore. I just need some time to think about what I'm going to do from here on out and I need you behind me on this. I promise, I'll keep you in the loop, alright?” There was a long silence while rainbow processed what I'd said. Aside from Rarity, I hadn't confessed what was going on with me to anyp0ny, and even then, it hadn't been the whole story. Eventually though, she spoke up.
“Okay, Anon. But please, don't just drop off the face of Equestria like that ever again... You're better than that. Do what you gotta do, Anon.”
“I will, Rainbow. Thanks. And I'm sorry about last week. I shouldn't have done that to you.”
“It's alright, Anon.”
“I'm going to head back. I'll be in touch.”
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
Honesty Lost, Act 2, Part 5 Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q Sun 13 May 2012 01:10:00 No. 1895532 Report >>1895517 “See you later...bro.” She put a hoof out and I met it with my fist as I got up. I was hit with a wave of unplaced anxiety as I left the cyan mare's company. Talking to Rainbow should have cheered me up; her loyal support in light of my revelation was a much-needed break from the feeling of alienation and separation I felt in the past week. Despite that fact, and despite all my friends' supportive behavior, I still felt a great weight upon me as I walked home, contemplating how I could come to terms with Applejack's loss and my own self-blame.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
Honesty Lost, Act 2, Part 5 Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q Sun 13 May 2012 01:11:00 No. 1895544 Report >>1895532 Back at my house, I took a seat in the kitchen and poured some water. I mulled over the talk I had with Rainbow and thought back to whether or not I had done the right thing regarding Winona. The thought kept creeping into my head, and the more it did, the more I agreed with it, that Winona hadn't been the problem. Clearly, looking around at the house, this was the case. Even with her out of the picture, I had managed to fall back into a rut, with the thankful exception of the drinking. The more I thought about it, the more the idea would come into focus. I sat there, thinking at length about what I should do, until around three in the afternoon when I finally found myself coming back, over and over, to the idea that I had been working over in my mind for the past week. I got up from my chair and headed out the door, determined to see where the idea would lead me, lest I fall all the way back into my earlier depression. My pace was quick and driven. I made my way through the town until I came upon my destination. Taking a deep breath, I stepped inside and approached the counter. A stallion with a haughty look on his face and a well-kept black mane watched from the counter as I entered and addressed him.
“Afternoon, Rich. Are you still dealing in real estate?”
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>>1895544 And that, my friends, brings us to the end of this update. Pastebin will be updated shortly.
Thoughts?
OverlordAnon
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>>1894089 The, uh, actual character; Chosen Undead Anon is the only thing I haven't done since, as I explained artistic talent, I have no.
Looking at my drawing is like looking at one flaming bus wreck trying to mount another flaming bus wreck.
I'll endeavor to figure out something, Atlas.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>>1895488 >feelmaster Never been called that before. Glad you're enjoying.
Pike
Hey guys, short little status update here
PaleNarrator !.JT.7dRUrY
>>1895604 Feels. Feels everywhere.
r00tb33r
>>1895604 I accidentally read part of your last update, and it was heavy on the feels. I plan on reading it from the beginning as soon as possible, and I'm looking forward to it!
Atlas !!slJz9yIlfQC
>>1895260 >>1895092 >>1894984 >>1894397 >>1894324 >>1894265 Thanks for these, hopefully I should be able to add most of them into the painting.
That being said, I'm thinking about doing part 2 of my Bird Watching reading, but I'm not sure if anyone would be interested.
Brainhorn !!X+la9AgNv4F
>>1895604 Great work as always.
Vhatug !!KiZRDoWmVOP
>>1894555 I liked this, I too would love to see it continue.
I know you are, but I guess more fans, more will to write?
Brainhorn !!X+la9AgNv4F
>>1895674 I would be very fucking interested.
Post the first part so I can listen to it again.
Anonymous
>>1895616 In case you're too lazy too google, this is what he's talking about.
Anonymous
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>>1895674 Of course people would be, myself included.
Minto !!mZz+ajHHKkX
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>1895685 >>1895653 >>1895648 Thanks for the comments. I'll be writing the next part if anyone needs me.
The Mandroid !b0nLshMElM
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>>1895616 You know, one of theses days I'm going to learn not to look up things people tell me not to. Especially on 4chan.
Today is not that day.
OneTripPony !4CLZ2c9/kY
>>1894089 Sounds like a larf.
MisterElGuapo !pMeRz7RJWA
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>>1894089 Here you go Atlas
OneTripPony !4CLZ2c9/kY
>>1895616 Take care of yourself, sounds nasty that cyst thing.
Glad to see you back too.
>>1895570 I'm still worried something is going to go bad for this anon.
That's not a bad thing, of course, means I've become invested.
Looking forward to more.
BettySpaghetti !WrC9J0xcUw
[Anon and the ugly pony 6]>one day you were chilling at sugar cube corner eating pancakes >they didn't have waffles today >fucking Pinkiestop >you got over your crack habit with all of the advertizing dollars you raked in with your Clear Eyes© promotion >Before you could get over it Rainbow Dash broke up with you >fucking biiiiitch >you met your current girlfriend, Pinkie Pie, in rehab >you love her but she's not the way she used to be on drugs >she's not as hyper now and is generally just a normal pony >you want a normal life >life is good >then Spitfire walks in the door >fucking whore >she coughs up some blood >you wonder what kind of fight she was in >oh wait, he has a mouse in her mouth >she's trotting over to you >oh, she's giving you a dead mouse as a present >Spit:"Heeey Anon... you got any stuff?" >Spit:"Holy shit, man... you're clean???" >Spit:"Could you do a piss test for me? I have a job interview in an hour." >*sniff* *sniff* >yeah, she still smells like baked trash and dog shit (maybe a cock or two) >Spit:"Whaaaaat? Really?" >Spit:"Can you help wash me?" >you go grab some Febreze© and spray it all over Spitfire >you're pretty liberal with it >polish shower, fuck yeah >Spit:"Okay, now I need your piss." >Spit:"Just put it in my mouth." >Spit:"Do it anyway." >you go upstairs and fuck your normal, non-hyper pink girlfriend
Atlas !!slJz9yIlfQC
>>1895699 http://soundcloud.com/atlaspony/bird-watching-part1 Also, I just realized I linked the wrong character sheet. Those are damn near useless. I need THIS one filled out.
Make sure to put your name, a contact address (a forum name works fine), and in the DETAILS tell me what he looks like or should be doing in the picture. Posture, accessories, ect.
Azathoth !!47UJ0bBusVR
>>1894089 Oh me!
When do you need the character sheet by? I'll have one for you late tonight or tomorrow. If that's inconvenient I'll just sit out.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>>1895917 >something is going to go bad for this anon you mean aside from the bad things that have already happened? Because that hit him pretty badly.
Gale
>>1894089 count me in. My anon isn't even fully "introduced", but consider this a bit of a...spoiler.
OneTripPony !4CLZ2c9/kY
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>>1895707 I'm smart enough to listen to pike when he say's 'don't look'...
...but the second someone put a spoilered pic it was like DeeDee and the big red button.
First response?
Ew, nasty.
Second response?
...Looks like tyranid battle scenery.
Anonymous
r00tb33r
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>>1895696 I'm pretty excited that people liked it, but it's honestly not going to give me more will to write. I wish it did, but having ideas is what gets me going. That's probably why I've written so much on the other story in my Pastebin, which is going on 9000 words. The vast majority of the views are mine, because I edit and open it a lot.
Still, thanks for voicing your interest. I'm forming ideas right now and I'll try to get them written tonight.
Gale
>>1895932 damnit, have to fill another one out?...
> Okay. Atlas !!slJz9yIlfQC
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>>1895940 Please use
>>1895932 And you can do it whenever. I won't be doing this REALLY soon. I'm starting some ideas, but I need to collect data fully before I start. I want EVERYONE to be content with my portrayal of their anon.
OneTripPony !4CLZ2c9/kY
>>1895948 Mmm, the worst has already happened, true.
I've just got this impending sense of... I don't know.
Further trauma?
He's cutting a lot of ties, leaving a lot behind.
It's understandable, but I'm finding myself dwelling on what the guy risks losing in the process.
just a note; not looking for an answer except in the story when it comes. Just some 'stream of conscious' feels I got while reading I'm laying out here. Brainhorn !!X+la9AgNv4F
>>1896017 >>1895950 Is he crying, or does he not know how earbuds work?
Anonymous
HippyPony !VjO7OHrszM
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>>1895930 still gets me laughing, no matter when I read it.
The Mandroid !b0nLshMElM
Gale
>>1896055 If you've read the chapter I posted the other day, it's a terrible, nasty scar he has going from his eye all the way down his neck.
Fuck if he knows how he got it.
But I know, and that's what's important! Anonymous
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>>1893065 I'm completely okay with this, looking forward to more.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Brainhorn !!X+la9AgNv4F
>>1896107 I'm afraid I did not, in fact, read it.
Kingdom He
F arts isn't my cup of tea.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>1896052 If all goes well, you'll get your answer tomorrow.
Anonymous
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>>1892947 This is an utterly ridiculous tale. I like it.
BettySpaghetti !WrC9J0xcUw
>>1895950 Too weeaboo. Even for... her.
Brainhorn !!X+la9AgNv4F
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>>1896243 Oh snap.
That's a baaad sign, Gale.
Atlas !!slJz9yIlfQC
>>1896155 I thought I was the only one who wasn't zealotry enthralled with Kingdom of Hearts.
It's okay, I just can't take it seriously enough to get into it.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
Gale
>>1896243 Or it could be that's just how I fucking draw. Excuse me for being too immersed in a culture or art style you apparently only want to dip your toes into.
Also, I thought I'd pointed out that Weeaboo is NOT a very tolerant or accepting term.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>1896277 You are not alone
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>>1896308 Woah there, boyo. Let's take it easy there.
Gadget !Y54YDBzz9U
OverlordAnon
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>>1896243 Nnnndaaaayum. That's a sign right there.
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k Sun 13 May 2012 01:59:00 No. 1896367 Report Chapter Five of Red Rum Cake> Posting initiated >two and a half weeks later, you’re now outside the castle of Canterlot, hiding in a fashion of silence within the hedges of the royal garden >ever since the time you drew Prince Blueblood’s name, you’ve spent days gathering information on him, paying plenty of time hiding out in the capital to gather information and witness him at work >he’s not a shy one, willingly going about to do his obscene business in broad daylight >now that you’ve firmed up your resolution, you had dedicated a plan for entering the Canterlot castle for the past week >and it’s going to be hell with Pinkie Pie joining you >it’s fairly dark out, and the both of you are in your usual gear, your arsenal and Pinkie with a small rucksack >you were considering using skin suits, not that you wouldn’t be given away as the only human, nor Pinkie with her flat hair sticking out >she nods as you pull you an old, wooden mask, twisted and carved >the both of you are admiring it when Pinkie decides to ask: >Pinkie: “Anon, what is that? I don’t think that would hide your face very well.”
Anonymous
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>>1896277 That's your problem, you're taking it seriously.
Anonymous
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Ajax, I just finished reading your story and I must say I really like the animal anon premise. I hope you stick with anon pretending to be an animal though.
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k Sun 13 May 2012 02:00:00 No. 1896387 Report >>1896367 I haven’t gotten to use it before, but it’s one of the three “special” tools I keep for intense situations. The obelisk which can cancel out magic,
>you pat a side pocket on Pinkie And this mask has a special property. It took the longest persuasion of a now dead pony to give it up; it was an artifact experimented on with the essences of some races called the “Changelings” or whatnot.
>Pinkie: “Oh… those things. Pathetic shapeshifters.” Yeah, well, the Mask of Shadows gives me a similar power for about five minutes at a time, meaning I can look like any possible thing; however, it for some reason won’t change my eye color, and so it’s possible for me to give myself away.
>you put the mask back in the sack, prepared to use it later on, and you peak around the hedge >there are two guards stationed at the entrance, one on each pillar; oh fucking joy Alright, Pinkie. When I said avoid killing anyone… I lied. Stay hidden, and take out the other guard when I do.
>Pinkie: “Hehe, okie~!<3” >with that, you pick yourself up and begin walking towards the lit entryway to the castle like you own the place -----
>it was a little under a minute when one of the guards spotted you casually rambling up >he stares for a moment to make sure he isn’t seeing a mirage before he calls out >Guard1: “Uh, halt. It’s late at night, what business do you have here, and why are you arriving from this area of the castle?” Minto !!mZz+ajHHKkX
>>1896308 >Also, I thought I'd pointed out that Weeaboo is NOT a very tolerant or accepting term. Weeaboo's are the scum of the earth, They will never be accepted or tolerated.
Gale
>>1896345 sorry.
California heat's getting to me, and I'm just not very happy about this.
I warned people. I did.
This story would be based off kingdom hearts.
I also told them that I'd be taking only the ORIGINAL elements, not the gay final fantasy or disney elements.
And yet, people STILL hate on it.
There's only so much I can take before my kind and accepting outer persona starts to not giave any more fucks.
Brainhorn !!X+la9AgNv4F
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>>1896308 >I'd pointed out that Weeaboo is NOT a very tolerant or accepting term That's kind of the point, actually.
Also, don't get so mad about it. We're just busting your chops.
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k Sun 13 May 2012 02:01:00 No. 1896404 Report >>1896387 >you point to the badge on your overcoat, and they jump to attention >it was interesting enough for them to witness seeing a human for the first time, let alone yourself being an agent of the crowns I’m here with important information that must be personally delivered immediately. It concerns the true identities of the killer located in the Ponyville area
>they get excited at this, shuffling to let you through >Guard2: “If you continue past the stairway, there is a main foyer that has a guide stationed there; she should be able to take you to either of the Princesses.” Alright, thank you.
>they stand at attention as you pass them, and not even half a foot beyond them did you whip out a dagger and jam it through the back of the sentry’s neck, cutting through the spinal cord and throat in one vicious stabbing >the first guard silently collapses as the second turns to see the horror Guess what? It looks like you’re finding out before the princess does, lucky you.
>he goes to inhale, his sudden eruption of fear preparing him to scream >before he could even try, a butcher knife is halfway through severing his enter head off, as Pinkie appears from behind the pillar with the blade in her hooves >don’t ask how, you don’t know >the guard is still alive, barely gasping as his body enters shock on the ground >Pinkie: “For a guard, you sure don’t know how to protect yourself!” >with the crude joke laid down, she finishes the beheading with one form swing, blood splattering everywhere >she smiles at the sensation of murder, lightly grinding the blade into a spinal column Briham
>>1896367 Tyko, I was reading an earlier chapter of this and I just wanted to point out something. You keep referring to a "mascot." I think you mean "ascot." It's that sort of scarf/tie thing.
StolenTurtle
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>>1896404 Gnomes are bad and you should feel bad
Chronicler
Anonymous
>>1896396 Do they still have Fatburger in California? I fucking love that place.
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k Sun 13 May 2012 02:03:00 No. 1896425 Report Enough of this witless banter. Bakas.
>>1896404 >Pinkie: “That was… satisfying.” I bet it was, but they were innocent people doing their job. While you may have no problem with killing them in cold blood… I will repent for my sins later on.
>she frowns at you for your easily naïve morals, and you point at the guard you took out Decapitate this guy too, right where I put my knife in. It’ll look suspicious if there’s two different types of weapons used here.
>she happily nods and gets to work, as you pull out the blade and wipe it on the guard’s mane >if Twilight is smart enough, she can interpretate this as a clue -----
>after a few seconds of wrapping up the guards’ fate, you leave them plainly in sight as you and Pinkie slip into the gilded doorway into the southwest wing of Canterlot castle >soon you’re both in the quiet and well lit halls of Equestria’s royalty >the two of you wildly slip behind the pillars, quietly waiting for the guards to make their rounds >you know that you have minutes before the guards are discovered, and soon you’re silently sprinting up the stairs, Pinkie Pie hopping in tow >as you make it to the top, you immediately duck as you spot guards chatting as they stroll in your general direction >with only seconds before they discover you, you pull Pinkie close and pull out something from her pack >a simple rock, but a useful tool nonetheless >in a high and wide arc, you lob it into the air across the hall, and it lands right into a jar resting on a majestic pedestal Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k Sun 13 May 2012 02:04:00 No. 1896439 Report >>1896415 Thank you, I'll correct that asap.
>>1896425 >you and Pinkie scuttle down and out of view down the stairway as the pot tips >the guards, distracted by some menial topic of conversation, hear the jar break from across the room >as they shuffle past the stairs to witness the scene, you pick up Pinkie and inaudibly make your way across the hall, hiding behind a pillar as another pair of guards comes to investigate the noise >Guard#3: “What’s going on, here?” >Guard#2: “We were making our rounds, when we heard this vase fall!” >Guard#4: “Likely story, you! I bet he’s making an excuse, knowing full well that he’s popular for knocking things over!” >apparently the night shift are a bit more edgy than the normally stoic guards you’re used to, and you manage to get to the next staircase with little issue, tossing Pinkie down as she quietly cheers >however, you’re quick to suppress the lone and surprised sentinel as he makes his way around the corner, a knife meeting his throat before he could even open his mouth >he pounds at your chest in vain, his eyes begging for mercy >dragging him up a couple stairs, Pinkie executes him out of his misery, and you toss him over the edge, his body sailing down to the ground floor below >this second loud crash catches everyone’s attention as you stay low to the stairs and pray no guards come down >as you hear the sentries shuffle down, you make it to the third floor, and Pinkie hops on your shoulder once the both of you don’t see any >Pinkie: “*whispers* This is kind of fun! I love sneaking around and killing stuff!” Yeah, well, usually I’m not breaking into the royal palace of the kingdom and trying to kidnap royalty. I’m ready to piss myself.
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k Sun 13 May 2012 02:04:00 No. 1896448 Report >>1896439 >she goes to giggle but you cover her mouth, motioning for her to be quiet >you peer around the final corner into the hallway, only to be met by the most ridiculous sight The hell is this bullshit…
>there are exactly two dozen guards in front of Prince Blueblood’s door to his personal chamber >you knew he was extremely vain and egotistical, but the levels he went as to make sure no one bothers him is beyond any sound reason >you know you couldn’t kill that many guards, let alone quickly enough to not give yourself away >you lean back, listening to the commotion going on two floors below >you reach into Pinkie’s pack one last time and pull out of the Mask of Shadows and the obelisk, tucking the latter inside your undercoat Pinkie, stay quiet and stay here. If I don’t come out within three minutes, or if I undergo some sort of unfortunate event, get the hell out of here. Follow the plan I told you before, and inherit everyone I own.
>she stifles a snicker at your serious tone and rubs her nose against your cheek >you don’t know how to respond to such an odd gesture, and you try your best to sheepishly smile >Pinkie: “Don’t talk like that, silly goose. Just hurry up, I hate knowing there’s cake home and I’m not there to eat it…” Silly Pinkie, always thinking about cake and murder.
>Pinkie: “Don’t forget you!” >you give a nod as you slip on the mask, your mind focusing on the pony you have in mind >soon a black aura swarms you, and your head twists into agony as darkness voids your sight BettySpaghetti !WrC9J0xcUw
>>1896395 Mah one piece nigga....
PaleNarrator !.JT.7dRUrY
Gale
>>1896423 never been to one, never will.
Sorry, but staying in shape is hard enough as it is. A Fatburger would be the kiss of death for me. Thus...I dunno, I stopped caring about the place?
So The answer: I just don't know.
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k Sun 13 May 2012 02:06:00 No. 1896478 Report >>1896448 >you feel your cloths melting away, your arms writhing to join the floor with your legs >you realize the sensation of losing your fingers, replaced by gold plated hooves >your forehead is in agony as a horny protrudes from it >your back and sides cringe as two wings are unleashed >you almost pass out from the pain of such a dramatic change -----
>Pinkie is bewildered with her suddenly different company, and you quickly adjust to the change as your four hooves lead you around the corner >you never attempted to be *her* with this mask, but you’ve practiced vocal mannerisms, the way she moves >even your hair flows like hers do >as you approach the twenty four guard squadron, the supposed leader realizes your presence and jumps to attention >Guard Leader: “P-Princess Celestia! W-What are you doing here…?” There’s been a commotion going on below, an intrusion has been made into the castle. There is a guard hurt below and two were attacked at the nearest entry. I need you to help the search to find the intruder.
>Guard Leader: “Yes, your majesty. Guards, follow me. >they all shuffle blindly past you, missing Pinkie as she takes cover behind a statue >one guard hesitates as he passes by, somewhat noticing your eyes are an odd color >he quickly takes off in embarrassment as you turn your head to acknowledge him, darkly grinning as they all foolishly exit the area they should be guarding the most Incompetent imbeciles. Only one doubted my identity, and they obeyed without a second thought. Such is the loyalty to the Princess, I suppose.
Gale
>>1896451 >Calls me weeaboo and then posts Franky. sudo !Gsih3Wfnlk
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Good news everyone! Next thread, I'm posting the next part of FiE. Who else is excited?! :D
Briham
>>1894089 Wait, are these for characters or writers? I thought you were making a portrait of the writers. Oh well, I have three, one for myself, one for heart of destruction, and one (out of a planned three) for Mental Mayhem.
Here's myself.
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k Sun 13 May 2012 02:07:00 No. 1896498 Report >>1896478 -----
>approaching the door, you can tell by the light tint of magic that someone, likely Blueblood, has mystically been locked >thankfully in Celestia’s impersonation, you’re granted the same abilities as she is, even if only for another four minutes >your lower your horn to the door, and the cast is dispelled into non existence >you give a slight chuckle, the mare’s voice taking your own as the door silently opens at your will >you can see in the darkness the prince sound asleep, a large pile of bits absurdly sitting on the table >you shuffle to the side, imbibed by the shadows of the room, and close the door >mentally pulling off the mask, you’re warped back into your normal self >this guy is a hell of a heavy sleeper >you scan the room and the stallion for any sign of tamper or traps >asserting that there are none, and that is the legitimate target >you walk towards him, pulling out a trifling vial and a tiny needle >you fill up the syringe with a drop of Pinkie’s Azaperone, and approach the sound asleep prince >he stirs slightly just as you stand above him >Blueblood: “Mmmhf…?” Time to sleep, sweetheart.
>his eyes shoot open as you stab him with the needle, injecting the tranquilizer into his artery >he swings his magic in full throttle before you could react, and you’re swung across the room into a chair Bloody… unicorns.
>he flops out of the bed, the needle falling out of him, as he panics at what the hell is going on >he begins swaying, the sharp change in blood pressure forcing the chemical faster through his heart Briham
>>1896495 LonelyAnon (does that name sound a bit too emo?) from Heart of Destruction
Anonymous
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>>1896460 >I just don't know. That would have sufficed. Sir Typesalot.
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k Sun 13 May 2012 02:08:00 No. 1896517 Report >>1896498 >in his frantic, he mumbles something and starts casting some sort of ominous looking spell >you whip out the obelisk just in time, swinging it to reflect the incantation >the cast hits the dresser with the bits on it, and it bursts into an inferno of flames >having used his last ounce of willpower, he slumps to the floor as the tranquilizer takes full effect, the fire quickly spreading to the silk on the bedframe >you put away the obelisk and pull out the mask, and a couple seconds later you’re lifting a somewhat heavy Prince Blueblood on your back >exiting the flaming room, you’re ready to scram the joint when you find yourself face to face with the REAL Celestia, along with five dozen guards >Pinkie somehow is not being seen hiding behind the pillar Curses- Hello, Celestia.
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>it’s dead silent, save the fire spreading to the rest of the bed >Princess Celestia is dumbfounded to see a ruffled version of her, Prince Blueblood on your back no less >her eyes narrow, as if recognizing who you are >well shit, guess you’re going to the moon >Celestia: “I see you came to strike a blow to my kingdom again… Queen Chrysalis.” >you blink >you leer with a joy at being recognized as the ruler of the Changelings, and give a remarkably cold laugh I see you saw right through me, Celestia. However, today is my victory. Blueblood is MINE!
>Celesta: “Not this time, GUARDS!” >you have seconds left as the magic of the mask begins to fade off >guards charge at you, and with the little knowledge from the books about magic, you focus on Pinkie Pie, Blueblood, and yourself Minto !!mZz+ajHHKkX
Anonymous
>>1896486 Somebody needs a nap.
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k Sun 13 May 2012 02:09:00 No. 1896544 Report >>1896517 >just as they reached you, you were gone in a flash, a teleportation spell clearing the three of you out >Celestia: “Find HER! We cannot let Queen Chrysalis take my nephew!” -----
>in a dark alley of Ponyville, you land into a pile of trash, along with Pinkie Pie and an unconscious prince >the mask forcibly separates from your face, plopping into your lap Ugh, guess who’s gonna be taking two baths tonight. You alright Pinkie?
>Pinkie: “Hehe, yeah! Anon, that was awesome, you just beat the Princess!” >her hair is at full bloom with static electricity, the excitement thrilling her to no end Indeed, not only did we have some fun, we both got this scummy bastard AND convinced Celestia that it wasn’t us.
>you look at the unconscious pony next to you, only to find his face pummeled in a trash bag >you sneer in glee, finally seeing the little bugger getting dirty in reality for once >now to make sure he dies with his hooves dirty Alright, let’s get home, and enjoy some of that fucking cake.
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>an hour later, after securing Prince Blueblood and making sure he can’t use magic (or rather, Pinkie did), you take a well-deserved shower and clean off your sweaty/bloodied clothing and overcoat downstairs in a rough cleaning solution >hanging them to dry near the incinerator and putting the heat on “not hell”, you go upstairs to find Pinkie sitting at the kitchen table with a well-crafted cake >you notice it says “Congratulations, a winner is YOU!” on it >well said, Pinkie, well said Alright, Pinkie; we did pretty boss today. I hope you find the event satisfactory.
>she giggles, looking at you in awe and wonder >Pinkie: “I loved it! Thank you so much for the date Anon<3!” Anonymous
>>1896525 Someone change his diaper, he's getting butthurt all over the place.
Briham
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>>1896511 The Id from Mental Mayhem.
I'll make a pic for the Super-Ego and Ego as I continue on the story.
Brainhorn !!X+la9AgNv4F
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>>1896495 They're Anons. One Anon per author.
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k Sun 13 May 2012 02:10:00 No. 1896571 Report >>1896544 >you sit down, and cross your arms in a thinking motion A date? I wasn’t under the impression that we were dating, nor was I aware that this was a passionate get-together.
>Pinkie, despite being her cheerful self, blushes at this >she rubs her hooves together in anxiety, unsure how to respond Pinkie Pie, I-
>Pinkie: “One second, Anon.” >she shuffles away to leave you in wonder, and you can hear Pinkie running the sink >after about a minute, you lean back on your chair as Pinkie came back in- >her hair was wet and brushed down somehow >it appears she’s trying her best to look serious for you >you’re trying to decide if she does or not seem more thoughtful >if she’s trying to convince you, it’s more effective than the “look” If you’re trying to make a point, Pinkie, make it now. We have a cake to eat and a prince to kill, torture if I’m a good mood after this.
>she gulps, a pink still overhanging her face in a deep casted blush, and it appears she’s trying to gather courage to either say something important, or cast the knife she was going to cut the cake with at you >you’re not here for games >you’re here for fucking cake Spit it out, Pinkie, or cut this fucking cake!
>Pinkie: “AnonIreallyreallylikeyouandIthinkweshouldgooutanddatelikewedidthisnightand-“ Alright, now cut the damn thing!
>if she had balls, this is where they drop >at the very least her chin slammed the table >Pinkie: “Y…you’re ok with that?” Pinkie, give me a break. I’m a professional killer with a self-guided devotion to justice, and you’re a well-designed psychotic killing machine that smells like cotton candy.
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k Sun 13 May 2012 02:11:00 No. 1896599 Report >>1896571 >she blinks, unsure what this means I’m trying to say that, eh. Yes, I think we’ve spent enough time together that we can consider us dating.
>her eyes well up like this is a freaking soap opera Please don’t cry, Pinkie. If I didn’t like you, I wouldn’t have let you in here, I wouldn’t let you sleep in my bed so I can chase the nightmares away, and I certainly wouldn’t have let you live. If you want to call that romance, that’s fine with me. Just don’t expect anything to change, and I’ll be damned if you try sharing my blanket with you.
>she still couldn’t help it, despite your plea >she lets loose a couple tears and leaps over the table >into your arms she goes, knocking you and the chair over in the momentum Good fucking god, you can leap… you’re going to puncture a lung one day- you know that, right?
>Pinkie: “Anon, you’ve done me more than enough kindness.” If you try to- oh come on, at least give me the warning before I have to do it.
>you have two fingers planted on her lips, as she tries to press them on yours >you have a job to do; pleasure, if you decide on any, must come later Pinkie, I agreed to what you said. You know I care about you, and your well-being. I will promise to make you happy whenever you’re near me. But I’m not going to allow such ardor to occur when I am craving that bloody cake and the end of an unconscious unicorn below me.
Gale
>>1896549 I've gone too long without something awesome.
Jffry's story was beginning to help, but...
I need MOAR.
NoLongerAnon
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>>1893332 Catching up, reached this point, can only say this: RIGHTOUS FUCKING VICTORY!
Anonymous
>>1896486 have you even posted a story? I feel I need something more substantial to point fun at you for.
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k Sun 13 May 2012 02:13:00 No. 1896635 Report >>1896604 Shut up.
>>1896599 >she blinks, unsure what this means I’m trying to say that, eh. Yes, I think we’ve spent enough time together that we can consider us dating.
>her eyes well up like this is a freaking soap opera Please don’t cry, Pinkie. If I didn’t like you, I wouldn’t have let you in here, I wouldn’t let you sleep in my bed so I can chase the nightmares away, and I certainly wouldn’t have let you live. If you want to call that romance, that’s fine with me. Just don’t expect anything to change, and I’ll be damned if you try sharing my blanket with you.
>she still couldn’t help it, despite your plea >she lets loose a couple tears and leaps over the table >into your arms she goes, knocking you and the chair over in the momentum Good fucking god, you can leap… you’re going to puncture a lung one day- you know that, right?
>Pinkie: “Anon, you’ve done me more than enough kindness.” If you try to- oh come on, at least give me the warning before I have to do it.
>you have two fingers planted on her lips, as she tries to press them on yours >you have a job to do; pleasure, if you decide on any, must come later Pinkie, I agreed to what you said. You know I care about you, and your well-being. I will promise to make you happy whenever you’re near me. But I’m not going to allow such ardor to occur when I am craving that bloody cake and the end of an unconscious unicorn below me.
OverlordAnon
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>>1896523 Crocodile was such a badass. Tough call between him and Kuro for my favorite villain. Though Enel and Don Flamingo are up there too.
Gadget !Y54YDBzz9U
>>1896604 >day 396 in equestria >visit spagheti sparkle because you feel better about yourslef around her >"h-hey anon" >you lean inclose and whisper in her er your favorite anime is shit
>she gets mad and starts to yell but she just throws up instead >you put on an orange wig and sunglasses >she shits herself >you go home and watch inuyasha >normal day in the life of animeweedlord420 Gale
>>1896618 I'm on the active list, thus I have posted something.
Logic.
Finally, something I haven't fucked up on today.
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k Sun 13 May 2012 02:14:00 No. 1896651 Report >>1896635 >you pick her up and manage to get yourself upright, sitting on the top of the still knocked over chair Business before pleasure, dear.
>you set her on the table as you bring your chair to its rightful vertical pose >Pinkie: “Buuuut… you’re about to eat cake, isn’t that a pleasure?” It’s a guilty pleasure, and yes I’ll be enjoying it first.
>she smirks at you admitting your liking for her baked goods, but continues her soft interrogation >Pinkie: “What about me, then~? Wouldn’t I be also a pleasure like this cake?” >she actually attempts to pose in a sexy fashion between you and the cake >this makes you burst out laughing >Pinkie: “What’s so funny?!” You, posing. Pinkie, you are so random!
>Pinkie: “Hey!” >you shrug, hands up in mock surrender I’m just playful; I don’t mind you being random. As for your question, the answer is also “yes”. However, I would like to conclude that while you also may be a “guilty pleasure”, you’re one I would prefer to save for last.
>Pinkie begins silently debating, looking at the ceiling in some sort of effort of deciding whether or not it was worth arguing >thankfully the idea strikes her well, and she returns to her seat to begin cutting the cake About time, geez. You really need to learn not to tease me when there’s cake involved; you may find that one day I like your cooking more than you!
>she grins darkly as she hands you a slice >Pinkie: “I might have to do something to my cooking for you when that day comes.” Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k Sun 13 May 2012 02:14:00 No. 1896665 Report >>1896651 You try that, and I’ll be making sure your throat will be lodged with every cooking utensil I have stocked here.
>she smiles sweetly at these words of idle threat, the both of you knowing full well neither of you would attempt their own intimidations >Pinkie: “You’re such a sweetheart, Anon~!<3” Mmfmmrghpl.
>you can’t talk while eating cake, geez -----
>fifteen more cake drenched minutes later, you’re full of Pinkie’s delicious dessert and now downstairs rinsing out the knifes you and Pinkie used during the excavation >you take the Mask of Shadows and open a somewhat hidden door, lit only in the back by a single light bulb >in what could be seen, nothing was here but barren walls >and a single iron chest, chained in several ways to make it otherwise inaccessible >there was a single thing in there, a simple object >yet its powers were so destructive and horrifying that even you refuse to use it >you obtained it by chance, and yet you swear it was fate by mysterious and higher forces >thankfully in your hands, it will never see the light of day again >as you reach it, you place the devious mask on a hook above it, back in its resting place >Pinkie: “Hey Anon… what’s that?” >she sits at the door to the closet, looking in with mild curiosity Pinkie, it is something that would make even the immortals fearful of their life; the darkest of creatures would tremble in its sight; so foul and hated this thing is, for it is the embodiment of death itself.
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k Sun 13 May 2012 02:15:00 No. 1896685 Report >>1896665 >her eyes grow wider and wider with each word you speak, and you walk up and past her If you trust me and care about me as much as you should, you will forget about it until the day comes for it to be used.
>Pinkie: “Okie~! When will that be?” Never, hopefully.
>she groans as you slam the door closed, which ostensibly was enough to rouse Blueblood from his sluggish stupor >Blueblood: “Whuh… ugh, my head…” Heya, sweetie! Got some bad news for ya, bud. Ya see, this little paper,
>you brandish the paper strip Has your name on it, and unfortunately for you that means you may or may not have to die.
>Pinkie: “Hehe! You’re so mean, Anon~!” >Blueblood tries struggling against his bonds hopelessly >he then realizes that destiny called for him to be a unicorn, and began trying to unravel himself >this led to anguish cries What, magic not working for you too well? Perhaps that thing Pinkie chopped off earlier caused a problem. Should we glue it back on?
>you point at a bloody mass on the table with a terrible smile, and to the prince’s horror he realizes that his horn is now separated from his body >Blueblood: “You…ugh… you TRAITOR!” Oh, please. Like I want to hear that from the so called “beloved royalty” that used his name to get everything he wanted, through pressure or force.
>Pinkie is looking at the knifes placed in a long row on the table, trying to decide which one she’ll use Gale
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>>1896645 I meant Awesome I've actually read. From what I've seen, yours is good.
I'm just not caught up enough to know what the fuck is happening.
Brainhorn !!X+la9AgNv4F
>>1896647 They won't make fun of you if you don't react to it.
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k Sun 13 May 2012 02:17:00 No. 1896712 Report >>1896685 >Blueblood: “Anon, please… we’ve worked together, you… I have done great things. I promise I’ll pardon you, just please… please let me go.” Hey Pinkie, try that one with the jagged blade.
>you point at the knife that seems more of a tiny saw than anything >Pinkie gleams with joy as she snatches the weapon in question >Blueblood: “What, what are you going to do to me?” What am I NOT going to do to you? Go ahead Pinkie, grab “it” for your collection.
>she trots forward in her usual chipper manner, and the horrified stallion begins screaming at the approaching mare >Pinkie: “Anon… he’s yelling.” What, I thought you enjoyed the screams?
>Pinkie: “I do, but… I think he’s a bit annoying. Can you…?” >you reach for the ball gag, the first to use it, and force it into Blueblood’s mouth >his muffled shouts fall to deaf ears as Pinkie steadies herself beside his flank, trying to pick out the best motion >his head begins swinging in agony, despite the lack of pain induced yet >you snatch his snatch in an iron grip and force him to look into your cold eyes Remember when you reminded me that I was nothing but an ant to you, before tossing my bits to the ground for me to collect? Yeah, I didn’t forget that. I didn’t overlook those mares I watched entering in your place with a broken soul, begging you for mercy, and leaving with beaten faces and destroyed flanks. I don’t forgive the times you’ve raped and destroyed people that were at your mercy, and- Pinkie, remember to cut away from you, I don’t want you hurting yourself sweetheart.
Anonymous
Okay I need a story, which one should I read? This is far too much of a selection to just delve in randomly.
Gale
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>>1896710 I'll try harder next time.
Just for you.
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k Sun 13 May 2012 02:19:00 No. 1896742 Report >>1896712 >she giggles at your concern for her safety, and begins carving into his flank for his cutie mark >his screams are being drowned out by your own mad cackle Anyways, where was I…? Oh, forget it- just enjoy the ride, and keep your hooves inside at all times.
>as Pinkie finishes cutting the delicate piece of flesh off, his quiet shouts of anguish begin to seize, his spasming hind giving in from the agony Alright, Pinkie, let me do one thing, and he’s all yours.
>she nods as she admires her new cutie mark >Pinkie: “Oooo, it’s so pretty~!” >you reach for a long blade, your survival knife, and go over to the incinerator >you turn up the heat and hold the blade to it >the intense fires waft over your leather gloves, stinging your fingers, but you hold in place until it becomes white-hot. Pinkie, you’re so silly. You should know that you’re more beautiful than any other pony, especially this grunt.
>Pinkie: “Tehe, I know that, silly! It feels nice that you say that though…<3” >you return to the conquered stallion, ready to accept death as it comes I just wanted to give you one little reminder of the pain of all those people you’ve harmed maliciously and in cold blood. Perhaps you’ll be reminded of their screams as you make your own?
>with this thought you dive your knife into his right shoulder, and even through his gag the shrieks were enough to pierce your body I guess I forgot to say this, seeing how it’s past midnight. Happy birthday, Prince Blueblood. Hopefully Pinkie will give you a hell of a party.
Navarone
>>1896728 What are you looking for? Feels? Clop? Brutal rape? Just a fun story?
Brainhorn !!X+la9AgNv4F
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Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k Sun 13 May 2012 02:20:00 No. 1896779 Report >>1896742 >she already has a scalpel ready for whatever plans she has next >you sit down and finish the wood carving you made of him, the look of subjugated terror on his face fresh in your mind >Pinkie: “This is wonderful! Do you know what this calls for?” -----
>after about a half hour of watching Pinkie Pie have her way with Blueblood, you clean up the mess and both shower (separately, of course) and are soon in your silk pajamas and bed Late night, guess we’ll sleep in a bit late tonight.
>Pinkie: “Mmm, can we~?<3” Yeah, I suppose we can spoil ourselves a bit more.
>still in her own blanket, she snuggles her body against your own, the only barriers being two thin cloths of silk and the blankets So, you want to “date” me now, eh… if I may ask, why do you want such a term? I hardly consider what we do together a healthy relationship.
>she turns her head to look at you, sleep driving her eyes slowly shut >Pinkie: “You’re Anon, goofy. Might as well lay a claim on you since I can’t stick a knife in ya.” Hm, I see. Well,
>you lift your blanket over her, and snatch her in your grasp Might as well enjoy you being my, eh… what do they call it here?
Anonymous
>>1896753 Just a fun story, don't mind clop but don't go actively seeking it.
Navarone
>>1896781 http://pastebin.com/u/PaleNarrator His Drury Lane story is a fun story. Random, completely out there, and really fun.
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k Sun 13 May 2012 02:22:00 No. 1896824 Report Quoted By:
>>1896779 >Pinkie’s quite embarrassed at the motion, although she’s just as pleased at the contact >Pinkie: “Are you ok with me calling you my special some*pony? I wasn’t sure if…” Of course it’s fine, Pinkie. Take a look at this.
>she turns around, having balled into your arms, and her lips are met with yours, if only for a second >for a bubblegum pink mare that’s usually hyper and jumpy, she’s suddenly shy and timid >Pinkie: “Anon…” You’re welcome, and you did great today. You wanted to thank me, right?
>Pinkie: “… am I really that easy to read?” No, but you’re easy to understand. The beauty of being close to someone; sometimes you understand them better than yourself. Goodnight, Pinkie.
>Pinkie: “G’night~! Or is it morning?” It’s morning.
>Pinkie: “Then good morning~! Sleep well, Anon. <3” You too, sweetheart.
>end Will update soon:
http://pastebin.com/u/tyko2000 Feel free to catch up or read the unholy 450 page story!
MisterElGuapo !pMeRz7RJWA
>>1896728 Self-promotion time.
pastebin.com/u/MisterElGuapo I have a few stories, but folks seem to like Una Nota Dolce a lot. I don't know why, these people are crazy.
Albert Reginald
BettySpaghetti !WrC9J0xcUw
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>>1896781 http://pastebin.com/u/bettyspaghetti Lots of comedy
Lots of clop
Lots of feels
Lots of creepy romance
Spaghetti Sparkle
OverlordAnon
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>>1896813 Until...
You hit that last chapter. Bit of mood-whiplash there. Still great work though. Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>1896728 http://pastebin.com/u/Fillydelphian I've got a few genres in there. No clop though.
Also check out Sherm, Aether, Guapo, Leucine, Scooter, or R/T for feels, romance, clop, and lulz, though not in that order necessarily.
Anonymous
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>>1893792 Hey, jffry890, I'm a little late on this, but after seeing your name I just marathoned your entire Pastebin. Let's just say that being stuck at a point like this is rustling my jimmies something fierce.
Please keep writing. You're incredible.
Briham
>>1896728 What do you like reading? I'll summarize my stuff in case any of it interests you (Yes, I have finally succumbed to self-promoting):
>Detective Anon: Humorous Mystery story. Fairly short >Anonymous Park: Long extinct Anonymous are brought back to life as exhibits in a theme park. Shit goes horribly wrong. Absolutely NOTHING to do with any sort of popular dinosaur movie. Humor, satirizes Anonymous and Bronies. >Heart of Destruction: An Anon arrives in Equestria. He emits an aura of magic nullification which is harmful to Equestrians. Must find a way to fit in or get home, and deal with growing feelings for a certain pony. Feels. Work in Progress. >Mental Mayhem: Anon's mind has been fractured by Discord; now the Mane 6 must venture into his mind to reunite the Id, Ego, and Super-Ego. Action. Work in Progress. >AiE Tarot Challenge: Shorts inspired by the Major Arcana of the Tarot deck. Only wrote The Tower and Justice so far. Meant to make you think. (Feel free to write your own Tarot story, btw, it's an idea open to all writers) All can be found in my Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/u/Briham r00tb33r
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>>1896829 This, read Una Note Dolce. Embrace the feel, you will not regret it.
Also, making good headway on Fetishy Redux for anyone who's interested. Update will come in new thread.
NoLongerAnon
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>>1894277 If you're still here, and haven't decided, I say, both
INTERNET
>>1896895 Heart of destruction is one of my favorites, I hope you will continue soon.
Brainhorn !!X+la9AgNv4F
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Picking up the Pieces part 10 is under way.>Day 44+56x2 in Equestria >Walking through Ponyville >See Zecora >She starts to say something >Duct tape her mouth shut so I don't have to rhyme >She pulls out a knife and shanks yo ass >She steals your wallet while you bleed to death >Around Zebras, never relax >Today was a bad day
Gale
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Alright, so I read a few of the posts I made, and I realized a bit too late I was being a bit of an asshole when you guys were only trolling. Most of you, anyway.
Anonymous
if there is any writefags on tonight that are taking any requests i have one.
Thunder !THuNDEReLg
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>>1895932 Not too late to join in am I?
Anonymous
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>>1897005 wasnt there something along the lines of a douchebag anon? I can't remember it exactly, but I think the essence was anon being a dick to everyone, and them not doing anything about it. The story was short-lived I think
Navarone
IntoTheVoid
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Just for anyone who missed this lovely little news article.
>Day square root of -1337 in Equestria. >Flutters is on your door step with a bag of peanuts and this article. http://now.msn.com/now/0503-licking-monkey-butt.aspx “Fluttershy… I don’t even want to know any more…”
>You kill yourself that night. Gadget !Y54YDBzz9U
>>1896728 http://pastebin.com/u/AetherPony - Lots of clop but very well written. Father of the AiE threads.
pastebin.com/u/bettyspaghetti - Get some tape on those sides or you might lose them. Cloppiest it gets but all for the sake of comedy(except a few instances.)
pastebin.com/u/DJ-Anonn - Our most improved author. His DJ story is funny if you can live through the errors and the Spitfire one is pretty good. Worth looking at.
pastebin.com/u/Fillydelphian - More like Feelydelphian
pastebin.com/u/jffry890 - Cool Fluttershy romance, REALLY knows how to avoid cliches in a good way. Absolutely worth reading.
pastebin.com/u/Leucine - Undisputed King of Romance.
pastebin.com/u/MisterElGuapo - Wonderful Octavia fic, I have yet to check out his new one but I hear good things about it.
pastebin.com/u/Pikeman - Damn good Gilda story
pastebin.com/u/The_Shermanator - Without a doubt our most prolific writer. There's a reason why 'Take a shot every time someone recommends Sherm's story' is in the AiE drinking game.
pastebin.com/u/zuul - New but interesting concept so far, I look forward to more of his works.
I know I missed a few but this is more than enough to help you start.
Anonymous
Brainhorn !!X+la9AgNv4F
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>Day holy fuck in Equestria >Pinkie bounces up to you, annoyingly. >"Hey Anon! I'm going to a concert and have an extra ticket! Wanna go!" >She takes you to see Insane Clown Ponies. >Pony rappers who wear makeup and sing about killing ponies. >It's incredibly juvenile, but entertaining. >Unfortunately, it's too much for Pinkie and she snaps. >"Juggapones 4 Lyfe!" >She pulls out a hatchet and starts killing ponies left and right. >She's finally taken down and arrested. >She's found guilty and executed shortly after. >Today was a good day.
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k Sun 13 May 2012 02:39:00 No. 1897203 Report >>1896728 You want feels. I got those, and good news: I'll sell them to ya cheap.
http://pastebin.com/u/tyko2000 You want action? I pack that. Humor and sadness? Yeah, those are in supplies.
Clop? It's in the back. Enjoy it if you want.
It's a obscenely large story that you will read and stir feelings that may or may not include bewilderment.
I say this not as a boasting method, but because people have told me this.
I believe them, and so should you.
Briham
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>>1896972 I'm glad. It's the story I'm most invested in, and I'm happy to see it's appreciated. I plan to resume it after I finish Mental Mayhem, which taking longer than expected but is about half way done.
BettySpaghetti !WrC9J0xcUw
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>>1897055 >Spaghetti Sparkle >Cloppiest it gets Quit it~ You're making me blush~
Also...
25 Non-Clop Chapters
15 Clop Chapters
25:15!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not the cloppiest author! I can't beeee~!
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
Navarone
>>1897203 Size doesn't matter, Tyko.
Though if it did... I have you beat. I just don't have it posted here, because good God can you imagine that?
FAGGOTRY INCORPORATED, LLC !LunaLxvyJo
FAGGOTRY INCORPORATED, LLC !LunaLxvyJo Sun 13 May 2012 02:42:00 No. 1897271 Report Quoted By:
>>1894089 OK
Alliance Lieutenant Anon
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k Sun 13 May 2012 02:44:00 No. 1897336 Report >>1897248 Where did I mention size of my story?
Oh trust me, I think what you have written is wonderful, godly even.
I still will proclaim my writing for AiE far superior than what you amass, no matter how long you write that.
Anonymous
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>>1896308 It's a shame you're too much of a faggot to even understand just how far you have your dick up your own ass, goes to show that when half of the writers told you to drop that shitty ass story and you didn't, it wasn't a fluke, you just really are that big of an annoying Dyke.
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k Sun 13 May 2012 02:47:00 No. 1897398 Report >>1897336 Let me rephrase that question so I don't sound ridiculous:
Where did I mention that the size of my story reflected the quality of my story in a critical factor that allows you to try to claim that "you have me beat"?
Navarone
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>>1897398 Wait, shit, you didn't. The way my mind organizes posts is kind of odd. I saw where you mentioned the 450 pages in one post, and then I saw where you plugged your pastebin, and my mind connected the posts somehow.
My apologies. Blame my partial insanity.
Cosmic
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Engaging lurk mode. Also hey everyone!
Anonymous
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Since I'm posting something, I guess it's appropriate to take up a tripcode.>Day...you've lost count in Equestria >You've been here a long time >Far, far too long >You're old and tired >Time hasn't been kind to your health. >Equestrian medicine was geared towards ponies, not humans, and even though they could use magic, you still aged as you normally would >Even Celestia could do nothing for you; and as your cells followed their programming, dividng, functioning, dividing, and dying, the errors in your DNA continued to pile up and the aging process continued naturally >You still could perform easy tasks that required more brains than muscle >You had become something of a tinker in your time in Equestria; you had a successful shop for many years as Ponyville's mechanic and machinist >But that didn't matter anymore; the shop had burned down years ago, and along with it, your tools >You never had the time nor inclination to rebuild >Especially not as your friends began dying of old age >Celestia rarely gave the gift of immortality >To the best of your knowledge, only she and Luna were immortal >She always were genuinely sad when one of her subjects died, however, and attended the funerals >Sometimes, if it were a pony she knew especially well, she would give a euology >If the pony were the bread-winner of the family, she would give the widow a pension so the family wouldn't have financial trouble >It never was easy, though, to say goodbye to a friend >The worst part was that humans had a longer lifespan than ponies
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>>1897188 >>1897188 >>1897188 >>1897188 >>1897188 new thread, head on over and start posting/reading
