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Welcome to WUB QUEST. I am your farcical and comically adept QUEST GUIDE, who also contains slight traces of FAGGOTRY and PUNGENT ODORS. I am here today to bring you on an ADVENTURE.
You are WUB HORSE, or as the common plebeians refer to you, VINYL SCRATCH. Your latest MLG TRAP REMIX has been accepted onto SPINNIN' RECORDS, and you have been summoned to meet with AIDEN JUDEHORSE and MARTIN PONNIX in their office.
Their OFFICE is on the opposite side of EQUESTRIA, and you must get there within a frustratingly restrictive timespan of THREE DAYS. You start in your LUXURIOUS CONDO in PONYVILLE. If you do not make it, you will LOSE ALL FAME and become a NECKBEARD with a MINIMUM WAGE INCOME.
After each post by your QUEST GUIDE, all anons are welcome to suggest a PATH OF ACTION. Various ELABORATE METHODS will be used to determine the path taken, which are guaranteed to be COMPLETELY FAIR and NOT INFLUENCED BY THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.
Now, WUB HORSE - what do you do?
You are WUB HORSE, or as the common plebeians refer to you, VINYL SCRATCH. Your latest MLG TRAP REMIX has been accepted onto SPINNIN' RECORDS, and you have been summoned to meet with AIDEN JUDEHORSE and MARTIN PONNIX in their office.
Their OFFICE is on the opposite side of EQUESTRIA, and you must get there within a frustratingly restrictive timespan of THREE DAYS. You start in your LUXURIOUS CONDO in PONYVILLE. If you do not make it, you will LOSE ALL FAME and become a NECKBEARD with a MINIMUM WAGE INCOME.
After each post by your QUEST GUIDE, all anons are welcome to suggest a PATH OF ACTION. Various ELABORATE METHODS will be used to determine the path taken, which are guaranteed to be COMPLETELY FAIR and NOT INFLUENCED BY THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.
Now, WUB HORSE - what do you do?