A thousand years is plenty of time to practice and perfect poise and decorum. Even so, a pony has her limits. Luckily, all that time honing diplomacy helps Celestia spot openings to make her moves, dispensing with unpleasantness discreetly. Most ponies don't even notice her discomfit unless she deliberately pulls them into the moment, which she only really does to defuse with light humor (witness the prank on the Cakes).
Celestia still sort of prefers when hosts engage her in dispensing refreshments, though she supposes not every event can have her judging culinary creations.
>>19414895 Previous thread.
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Another problem with Nightmare Night being a Ponyville only celebration is that it doeswn't make sense. Ponyville was founded by Granny Smith and her parents, long long after the NMM incident. Why would they create that with no reason
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>>19419320 Yeah, I'm really excited for that episode.
>>19419322 What doesn't make sense about it? They didn't create it: they remembered it. Wherever they came from told stories about Nightmare Moon, and gradually the story mutated. As Celestia said on the show, it's an old mare's tale, not endemic to any one city or town. It just so happens it was taken more seriously in Ponyville than in centers of learning and society like Canterlot, and it stuck around and influenced local traditions.
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>>19419258 >Luna's face when Twilight mentions she's dressed up as Starswirl >there's an awkward pause and then the conversation just goes on as normal that was a good episode
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>>19419320 Yeah, I'm pretty intrigued to see what they decide to do
A nightmare about straight up killing her sister would obviously be too dark, but I'm sure they could do something along the lines of Luna returning from her banishment and then being rejected by Celestia for something
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>>19419355 >Rarity is behind me Phaw.
I'll just stay ignorant.
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>>19419354 Think she'll appear again?
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>>19419380 I shure hope so.
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>>19419347 If anything I'd say that Ponyville didn't take Nightmare Night seriously and that's why nobody knew NMM.
But after the incident, welp what do you know, she was fucking real, let's also celebrate that stuff.
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Does anyone have that old thread downloader that included images and back links that was used for Renne quest?
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>>19419347 >I'm really excited for that episode. I like the thought of it, but I can't get excited for something when I don't know when it's happening, sadly.
That and the fact the newbies get to write Pinkie episodes throws a nice wrench into my hypo-meter, even if one of them already wrote lots of Pinkie Pie in books, so it shouldn't end up badly.
The perils of caring a bit too much about something...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__as77wrjGI Anonymous
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>>19419363 >"Fit in? Really?" >Twilight's angry half-scrunch as a response Anonymous
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>>19419405 Fluttershy being motherly. What else is new?
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>>19419363 There should have been a scene where Rainbow is all like "HEY GUYS REMEMBER MY COSTUME" and then sees Luna, and she's all "Yeah, when I tried to convince you to turn on your friends, sealing the fate of Equestria."
And Rainbow just shuts up.
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C++,C#,C,Java,Python,Perl,Haskell and Lisp pony all in one big cuddle pile, ears twitching and and legs softly kicking.
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>>19419438 That skintight flight suit. I want to grab those shiny haunches.
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>>19419424 I was just mirroring the way I'm currently on S5 matters.
Worried, despite not having that big of a reason to and on strings should something bad really happen...
... just forget it.
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>>19419452 and then someone misplaced a / and all of them crash
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>>19419469 This is why you're not invited to the pretty programming pony pile
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>>19419452 >Java Gross get it the fuck out of here
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Pony just told you that suicide is painless.
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>>19419452 also Assembly pony sleeping at the bottom.
>>19419485 You're making Java pony cry.
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what is the next pony related thing to look forward to?
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What if all the ponies could only talk in horse noises?
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>>19419516 Issue 23 of the comic is coming out in 10 days?
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>>19419520 then it wouldn't be equestria
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>>19419516 The next season.
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>>19419452 As long as Java and C# are chubby, overweight mares that act as giant pillows for the other languages, I'm fine. Also, assembly and C ponies should be skinny, Fleur De Lis pones.
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>>19419531 No, to them it is a full language but it only sounds like horse noises to you
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>>19419525 This
>>19419527 EQG:RR isn't pony related, though.
There probably won't even be a pony sequence this time around.
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>>19419518 Do you browse /pol/?
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>>19419497 >>19419536 I like this. I thought this was dumb but you've made me interested.
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>>19419544 then it wouldn't be equestria
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>>19419543 >the ride ending >ever Anonymous
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>>19419536 What about
Swift Anonymous
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>>19419520 I would learn their horse language. Or at least try really hard. But listening was always my biggest weakness with foreign languages. I bet all the whineys would sound the same. So would the neighs, nickers and sighs.
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>>19419581 I've gotten off plenty of times though.
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I suddenly want to write cute horse stories What's wrong with me, mlpg?
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>>19419647 You have the Horsis Cutestorsis. It's terminal.
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>>19419647 How cute? Is it just ponies being cute? Is there a lot of silliness?
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>>19419497 Tell Java pony that the garbage collector should have collected her as well.
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What do I write to filter out 4chan in DTA?
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>>19419520 That is a rather cute banban
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>>19419691 #include "install_gentoo.wat"
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>>19419704 >bonbon >happy Repent, for the end is neigh
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>>19419716 I know, it frightens me too
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>>19419691 the "\." tells it to match a dot (notice how all the others are followed by file extensions?). So remove that.
Actually, it'll probably work if you make it just /4chan/i
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>>19419686 Unf. Berate that pony. Ponies are cute when they're sad and I like them cute.
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>>19419704 Ban the Ban Ban!
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>>19419669 Is it infectious?
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>>19419729 Oh my fucking god that's so insanely cute
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>>19419729 Holy fuck! Dash, stop being cute!
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>>19419729 What kind of symptoms do I get with that?
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Quickly What is the size of snails vs train colt? Snails isn't particularly traditional puppet so i'm realize just drawing them the same size might be horribly wrong.
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>>19419742 >so i'm realize so i realize*
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>>19419742 Are you going to draw Snails fucking Train Colt?
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>>19419761 But how big is snips?
I don't have like any caps of snips
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>>19419742 ... That's not a train.
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>>19419478 >You will never peel off a pony's flight suit and bury your face in her sweaty ass and take a wiff I made myself horny and sad
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Nasse-Setä
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>>19419774 >Horny and sad Sounds like it's time to play a little wankstation 4! Or maybe some Xboner if you're into that sort of thing.
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>>19419780 Nothing much, Nazzi.
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>>19419742 Snips and snails both change scales all the time
It is really annoying
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>>19419793 I would, but I've gotten two sores on my dick from masturbating so much.
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>>19419809 Perfect.
Thanks
>>19419801 I gauss it's the curse of non-traditional puppets.
I'll just go with the size above
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hey i heard i can get ponies here is this the right place
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>>19419823 That's what you get!
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>>19419823 I fucking hate when that happens. That sore spot under the glans pisses me off so badly, but for some reason, I kinda like that type of hurt.
I try to use a jelly sleeve when I'm doing mareathons anymore.
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>>19419823 God damn. I'd recommend anal but you'd just get literally butt hurt.
What is it, three times a day? Anonymous
>>19419823 >>19419839 How do you even fucking masturbate this much?
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>>19419835 Yep, however if you want to take the best stab at their relative scale to train colt specifically, here
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>>19419836 Sure, man. You can have this one.
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>>19419786 Painting Space Marines
I was just wondering when the next season will start airing
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>>19419851 Oh
That is even more perfect
The top of their manes are at the same height, pretty neat.
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>>19419844 what, you've never gotten friction burns on your dick before?
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>>19419839 I just use my hand. Living with family and I can't have any type of fleshlight or other stuff around.
I guess I've just gotta stop jerking it for a couple of days.
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>>19419870 Can't say I have
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>>19419842 I'd let a guy crank on my anus three times a day, but maybe only for a week. Also, that would actually require lube. I'm good for 1 or 2 raw, but after that you're just asking for trouble.
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>>19419862 2015
No real release date revealed, not even at SDCC
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>>19419870 Do you use sandpaper?
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>>19419869 No wait, snails is just a little above
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>>19419862 >I was just wondering when the next season will start airing We all do...
What chapter, BTW?
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>>19419880 I USE MY MIGHTY HANDS
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>>19419873 Try to at least get some lube or something. You can hide that shit in a pillow case or sock drawer or under your mattress... something. You need less friction, more sliding.
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>>19419780 If that's really you, you should see some of your art that gets posted here. It's marvelous. Anonymous
>>19419844 Be a lonely, horny bastard with nothing else to do.
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>>19419870 Not once. How do you even
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>>19419880 He masturbates to the song Through The Fire and Flames and likes to keep rhythm.
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>>19419897 I mean, even when I was in my horny teenager phase and masturbated like four times per day I didn't get sores
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Why is the thought of Gloomy getting used daily by anons as a fucktoy so appealing I don't want it to be because I like Gloomy, but it is
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>>19419897 >pony clothes that emphasize and show off the cutie mark Anonymous
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>>19419918 Uh... have this instead. It's much better.
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>>19419905 Okay that gave me a good chuckle.
I kinda want to try it now. Anonymous
>>19419897 Oh my god. Was this requested? I remember this. Dat Rarity in her riding gear, that AJ in her head gear.
This is hot. Nasse-Setä
>>19419883 Imperial Fists.
>>19419878 Oh. Crap.
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>>19419851 It's not a train, it's a tractor
goddamn cityfags fuck cunt shit cocks fox piss pus zigger slam jam ass tard
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>>19419943 Marat on perseestä. Anonymous
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>>19419935 You think I made that up. I'm not that clever.
Does anyone remember the name of or have a link to the youtube video of the guy who stopped in the middle of his Mario Let's Play to fap?
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Is pony the biggest timesink for you?
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>>19419935 Try beating it on Expert.
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>>19419970 I guess. It used to be WoW.
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>>19419936 Someone said they would draw it, but to my knowledge they never delivered.
Then someone asked a drawfag to do it, and they did.
In my opinion it needs more pseudo-bondage gear: saddle, spurs, etc. But it's still bot as fuck none the less Nasse-Setä
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>>19419954 Kriegit on liian kalliita >>19419970 I haven't ponied in months.
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>>19419970 >Twilight can't stop playing with your penis >It's becoming a problem Anonymous
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>>19419729 >>19419735 Someone post the one where he hugs her and she puts a hoof to his chest.
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>>19419908 During hiatus or during the season? Just think about how tight she'd get around your cock as she shrinks down during the premiere. Anonymous
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>>19419970 Yeah, it used to be vidya but I haven't enjoyed any game at all lately
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>>19419970 What else am I going to do?
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>>19419970 Not nowadays. I ponied for about 6-7 months straight when I started coming to MLPG back in 2012.
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>>19420000 Is that how Dash trains?
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>>19419970 Definitely.
Games are pretty stale and don't have much meaning behind them without ponies.
I pick up a game now and then, play it religiously for a few days and then back to ponies it is.
Too bad Hasbro is never going to release some great 3D platformer with ponies... I can't even imagine how many times I'd 100% that game, provided it would be at least decent.
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>>19419970 Same as
>>19419999 . Occasionally I get a really good one that will tear me away for a while, but I always drift back here eventually. The comics/books/rare news keep me somewhat attached regardless.
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>>19419974 I can never again see that claw pose as anything ominous
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>>19420010 If a pony game had any type of fun multiplayer component I'd probably be lost to it fast.
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>>19420000 Get a hobby.
I hope you find happiness. Anonymous
>>19420034 Why can't people just ignore this lunatic?
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>>19419970 WoW before I quit. I still sometimes get a craving to play, but I remember that not only has the computer that I played it on crapped out, but they're trying to milk the series for all it's worth now.
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>>19420042 You know, I'm glad no proper pony MMO exists, I'd never do anything except play, eat, shit and sleep
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>>19420051 Because he's a phenomenal lunatic and entertaining to watch.
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>>19420051 Chris? I-is that you?
I love you man Anonymous
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>>19419970 Right now it's Path of Exile
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>>19420060 I don't know, sounds like a good deal to me.
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>>19420042 Or that kind of game, yeah...
A good MP experience is pretty hard to do even without making it pony-compatible, hence why a platformer would be much more likely.
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>>19420066 But he's a woman now
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>>19420060 If they made it so I could be an alchemist mare in a pretty dress I'd fuckin lose it.
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>>19419953 Its a classic toy train engine. Most of which back in the day had only 2 sets of wheels.
Steam powered tractors did not have enclosed drivers cabins, nor did they move fast enough to have the exhaust cloud billow back like a train in motion
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>>19420076 I miss the old Ratchet and Clank games..
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>>19420052 >"I'll try the game for a month." >Play for a few hours. >Back running circles in a capital city. >Uninstall. Anonymous
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>>19419970 I'm not sure what my biggest addiction is. But coffee, alcohol and video are all pretty cheap. And pony rounds out any remaining minutes of time I had left.
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>>19420088 >link wasn't shitty porn Nice work, Anon
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>>19420085 >the armor for females are dresses that get progressively fancier the more you level up Anonymous
Why is Canni the only pony con OC that has porn
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>>19420052 >but they're trying to milk the series for all it's worth now. Man, I feel 'ya, being a fan of RTS, hence even pre-Activision Blizzard and all...
They even put a remix of Warcraft 3's Human song at the very end of WoD's Menu theme, desperate bastards.
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Which pony is the lewdest pony?
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>>19420115 Wait, do you get a new dress and its fancier or do you just flash real bright and BAM new dress?
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>>19420115 unf.
So would a Rarity's goal to be battle mage decked in the finest, fanciest armored dresses?
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>>19420134 >battle mage doesn't sound like Rarity.
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>>19420128 The pony you love but only for you Anonymous
>>19420130 Galacon OC.
Made by Jan, the guy behind the infamous Button's Mom.
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>>19420128 Celestia or Rarity.
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>>19419836 that entirely depends on how many bits you brought.
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>>19420134 >ponies get neater and sweeter armor as they level up >it matches their personalities >Rarity gets regal, armored dresses >Rainbow gets progressively sleeker cyborg looking flight suits >Fluttershy goes from football helmets and pillows to tree bark, rocks, and water goddess robes >Trixie gets more inviting, flashier, and saucier wizard robes Anonymous
>>19420159 How much to kiss her ponut?
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>>19420123 >Shit I better go back in time to stop the orcs drinking Mannoroth's blood else they'll all become bloodlusted crazies >Phew, now that Mannoroth is dead we can get to conquering Azeroth and becoming bloodlusted crazies Anonymous
>>19420165 Free To kiss yours? 30 Bits Anonymous
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>>19420164 >Twilight's end game armor is literally just a Starswirl cosplay Anonymous
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>>19420164 >Trixie in a low cut robe >nothing there to show off unf
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>>19420164 >most dresses get fancier and flashier with more accessories >Trixie's dresses are unique in that they get skimpier as they advance I'm fapping to this with only my imagination
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>>19420159 How much for letting me nap on her butt? Nothing sexual. I just want to rest my face on a warm cheek.
That AJ picture still has me in the mood for someone to lay against.
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>>19420154 I bet that guy has a thing for cougars/milfs
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>>19420167 They are orcs, no matter how much Metzen tries to undercut it with all that "noble savages fooled by deamns," stuff.
They are supposed to Waaagh by design for teef and glory... funny how they can't even control their own rip-offs.
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>>19420159 >bit digger She'll need to do a bit better than that.
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>>19420207 Slap you for having such a shit taste in porn
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>>19420164 >By the end game, Trixie is wearing nothing but ribbons and jewels to cover up naughty bits and decorate her saddle >Cape is just a sash >Still has the hat, though Anonymous
>>19419851 Drew a little something
Didn't realize the line width i was using was different until it was too late. Shit.
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>>19420225 I'm confused yet amused
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>>19419691 /i\.4cdn\.org\/(.*?)\/(.*?)\.(jpg|png|gif|swf|webm)/
you're welcome
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>>19420225 >that expression on train colt haha
Little guy is obsessed
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>>19420194 it still costs the same, even if not for sexual
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>>19420207 Wow, that is absolute shit.
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>>19420222 >ribbons and jewels to cover up naughty bits unf
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>>19420234 I was too lazy to draw in any actual trains in his box.
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>>19420201 A cougar in a cute pony. Would you this pony?
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Why are TF2 cosplayers are so universally terrible
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>>19420207 >can't do anything with it >it's in pain because genitals are so massive it's hard to move Kill it, of course. That's what it would want. That or the removal of it's genitals.
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>>19420217 you slap at the air and hit nothing
now you are alone
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>>19420207 It's complete shit.
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>>19420201 TOO many butts. I need more hands.
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>>19420222 I bet she'd have a jewel-encrusted butt plug under her ribbon.
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>>19420207 >I think I'll try and shove my terrible fetish in mlpg today >what could go wrong? FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
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>>19420273 Anon pls you can teach them to take turns
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>>19420265 >cant do anything with it do you lack an imagination or what
also snuff is the worst fetish compadre
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>>19419900 I think I got off like 8 times that day.
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>>19420274 You know she would, but you'd never be able to see it. You just know it's there. She won't tell anyone outside of an extremely misleading hint in one dialogue box during a scenario.
It's agonizing to know you'll never see it.
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>>19420167 >>19420211 At the risk of sounding like a blizzdrone if you read the multiple shortstories leading up to WoD you would know Garrosh manipulated Grom into believing Azeroth would come and enslave the Orcs in the future by showing a vision of the future of the Orcs in internment camps. Grom was perfectly content with staying in Nagrand and hunting game and having his tribe beat the shit out of each other for fun, even if he admitted he found it a bit boring, until Garrosh used his magic timey glass shard to show Grom drinking the Demon blood and fucking his entire race. So now Grom is super desperate to make sure that never ever happens.
They're invading Azeroth partly for glory and loot but it's specifically Azeroth because Garrosh tricked them into thinking Azeroth would attack first if given the opportunity.
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>>19420284 This was the expected reaction though, it's fun watching things play out as they should. Proud of you mlpg
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>>19420297 What the fuck.
I can barely do 2. That one time i tried 3 i gave up after 30 minutes.
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>>19420263 That Pony is married Anon, and I respect the institution of Marriage.
I would another cougar pony though.
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>>19420289 You literally can't. It's like an 80 lbs bag of cement. What the fuck are you going to do? They can barely move without having grossly disproportionate legs. They don't have enough blood in their body to get erect. There's literally nothing that can be done with a gross dick that big.
Kill the fool and know that you've helped them out more than anyone ever could.
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>>19420319 She looks darn cute there
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>>19420207 This is shit that ate other shit and craped out more shit
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>>19420303 Goddamnit Garrosh why are you such a turd blossom?
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>>19420303 You do sound like a nerd, but thanks for setting things straight at the very least.
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>>19420323 Again
>do you lack an imagination It could be light as a feather or permanently flaccid brosepf, also snuff is still bad
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>>19420090 Trains do not have one set of wheels larger than the other and the front section of a train's engine is not so significantly smaller than the driver's section.
You are Wrongo McWrongerson, PhD, CEO of Wrong Industries, Head Office in Wrongtown, United States of Mistaken.
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I find those fat spike images incredibly unf
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>>19420312 >>19420348 Yep.
It sucks being a nerd. I can act perfectly normal, make friends, find girls and date them and they'll tell me "Oh yeah I'm a huge nerd I love star wars and harry potter" but I know deep down I'll never find a girl who I can go full /tg/ on.
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>>19420353 It ain't snuff. It's a mercy kill. I just want to put them out of their misery and know that they'll be in a better place.
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>>19420342 why you samefaggin
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>>19420333 You only say that because she's nude.
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>>19420367 No that's still snuff now matter how you sugarcoat it, it's like those people who say foodscat is different from scat
And that's just wrong
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>>19420319 Let's say she wasn't for a second.
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>>19420385 unf unf unf
Dash is my favorite petite pony.
But Derpy shouldn't be in that category.
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>>19420385 Petite little blue pegasus.
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>>19420366 You kidding? Go to a nerd university and look for girls that are enrolled in physics. I found a super cute redhead that was into d&d, ponies, mechas, anime, and some really, really weird porn. She was cute as fuck too. Little glasses and tons of energy.
She was smart to the point of intimidating, though. Also, kind of dry sense of humor, but goddamn if you mentioned astrophysics she'd nearly cum explaining cosmic background radiation.
They're out there.
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>>19420404 LABIAS
DO
NOT
WORK
THAT
WAY
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>>19420252 would you kiss it or him Anonymous
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>>19420384 Snuff is if you're killing someone for the explicit purpose of getting off to it. I'd be doing a mercy kill.
You can't seriously tell me that killing someone is equivalent to a sexual fetish. That'd be like saying Hitler killed 6 million Jews because he was just that kinky.
...oh god... what if...
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>>19420393 Sure, I'd make Satyrs with her.
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>cox or whatever that tubedick thing is time to leave and be productive!
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>>19420404 Literally made me sick
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>>19420416 yes and yes I really want to kiss those big lips Anonymous
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>>19420414 Way to go anon, you've insulted them and they've kicked you in the face and left, way to go
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>>19420404 rat is not all that great of an artist, tbh.
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>>19420355 Yes they do. Did you not read the "toy" train engine part?
Toy trains, especially the old kind pulled by a lanyard almost always had 4 wheels, with the back set larger
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>>19420408 >was What happened?
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>>19420404 1000% unf. This is good and great.
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>>19420404 I feel the need to burn my monitor
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>>19420420 We've established it isn't a mercy kill though, you're just being silly
And if you're killing someone in any way, it's snuff bro, also keep the hitlers out of this he did nothing wrong dummy.
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transformation
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Anyone else watching the Simpsons marathon?
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>>19420432 What kind of toy train doesn't have any other cars attached? Even a coal car, the most essential of all cars to the train's operation? I can see how you can stretch it to look like a train, but it looks much closer to a tractor.
It is more reasonable to assume it is a tractor than a train.
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>>19420434 I was an compsci faggot. She was 3rd year, so we hung out for like 2 years, then she wanted to go to another university to complete her masters.
It was a sad, sad day when we had to
firmly shake hands and part ways.
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>>19420428 what like cuddle up with him in public, place one hand on his fat cock and just squeeze that meaty girth, then start suckling on his puffy, ebony lips as he whines in response Anonymous
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>>19420462 The kind that is an engine? Equestria doesn't even have steam tractors that we have seen
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MLPG Status: ded Diagnosis: anal cancer
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>>19420462 >What kind of toy train doesn't have any other cars attached? One that needs to fit on a colts butt
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would you go on an adventure with this pony?
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If we're going to post dumb fetish material, then I'm going to post mine.
https://e621.net/post/show/514552/armor-avante92-breasts-clothed-clothing-dragon-fem I like dragon girls in armor with weapons Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19420480 But all the trains we HAVE seen, and that you've showed, have cowcatchers and bells. The colt's cutie mark has neither.
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>>19420497 what we should be discussing is how he'll grow into a massive, buff
and affectionate train-pulling stallion
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>>19420503 >Adventure with banana autist do you think it'll take place outside her cottage this time
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>>19420521 >cows getting hit by the friendship express pls no ;_;
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How do I load up all images in a thread at once?
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>>19420521 It's a train specifically because of the cabin's placement over the wheels. If it were slightly more forward, it'd be a tractor.
I also thought it was a tractor this entire time until I zoomed in and saw it is, indeed, a little toy train.
Anonymous
I would love to hold a filly in my arms and watch the sky. Just sitting outside in the darkness. Waiting for something. Maybe a meteor shower. I'd like to have a filly. As a child. But then I think about how maybe a dog would be a good analogy? Because I know I couldn't have a filly before I have a mare so I could get a dog instead. But I don't think I could take care of a dog better either. So here I am sitting alone wanting a filly.
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>>19420506 I'm posting my dumb fetish material too then
http://imgur.com/QxZrVpe I like thing a lot Anonymous
>>19420550 There's a buttan for that in the header
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>>19420553 What about the wheels, then? They're black, like tires. If they were train wheels, they'd be some shade of grey.
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>>19420568 Where? I'm using default 4chan
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Please respond.
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>>19420573 You faggot.
You got me. I laughed. Anonymous
>>19420561 Eh, shitty tastes.
Anonymous
>>19420592 As if you wouldn't want to study bigusdickus with him
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>>19420585 That's in 4chan X. If you're not using, then I don't know.
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>19420521 The trains we have seen have also been 8 or six wheel variants
That doesn't mean his cutie mark is not a 4 wheel toy train, as most TOY trains favored the 4 wheel layout, and yes they often did not include a coal or any other type of linked car. They are toys.
Look at it this way. The red and black little toy train engine is pretty much as cliche as you can get for "little boy toy"
Its pretty much the perfect cutie mark for a generic background colt.
Anonymous
>>19420601 I'd try to help him study how to get his penis back to normal size so he could have his life back.
Anonymous
>>19420597 You keep calling other tastes bad, yet never relaying what your own taste is
this is peculiar
Anonymous
>>19420597 I'd be insulted, but you didn't post your own taste.
I bet you don't even have taste, you just call every fetish shit.
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>>19420584 Yeah just wanted to show it wasn't just their hair but also their standing positions.
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>>19420615 Anon shrinkage is stupid
Go big or go home faggit
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>>19420561 I just realized that it's hard as fuck to find pictures of my fetish
https://e621.net/post/show/56358/anus-armor-dragon-female-flying-hindpaw-paws-pussy Well, good ones. I'd rather have accurate genitals on my dragon girls too, but beggars can't be choosers.
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>19420581 Old 4 wheel steam locomotives had metal banded spoked wheels, they were black, or black and some other color.
However his cutie mark depicts a toy version, so they could be made of anything
Anonymous
>grown stallion is going to have a toy train as his cutie mark He is going to get shit for the rest of his life.
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>>19420643 He's going to make toy trains as an adult and be the coolest person at Career Day.
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My fetish is naga ladies, but instead of snake lower bodies, it's like a grubqueen kinda body
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>>19420643 He'll probably become a conductor.
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>>19420668 Well no, that's hot too.
You're still a shit, though.
Anonymous
>>19420668 better than any of the other shit posted so far
nothing wrong with being vanilla
people like to just be elitist about fetishes, of all things
Anonymous
Why always with the fetishes. Why can't you just be happy with cuddling the ponies.
Anonymous
>>19420668 Oh wow a fetish for pony ass haven't seen that before
Anonymous
Pony needs to know.30 nuggets or 40?
Anonymous
>>19420641 >>19420612 The black of those wheels is too thick for it to be a toy train. They are certainly not spoked, either. And I still hold that the driver's compartment is too large in comparison to the front section for it to be a train: it looks like it's sitting on top of it, rather than behind it, which suits a tractor better. Trains, even toy trains, always have much (proportionally) larger engines. And ponyville is farmland, so a tractor is more likely than a train.
And little red tractors are ALSO cliche little boy toys.
Anonymous
>>19420682 Nigger, that's the guy who started calling fetishes shit
don't call the people who were upset by that elitist
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>>19420690 if pony keeps eating that shit she's gonna get fat
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>>19420399 I can't believe stonershy paid money for that shit
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>>19420684 What if my fetish is cuddling ponies?
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>>19420682 >better than any of the other shit posted so far Nah
Anonymous
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>>19420689 My fetish is little piercings in intimate areas. That tail piercing is where I'm getting my boner from. Also, just because you can get hard to something nobody else finds attractive doesn't mean your tastes are better than someone elses. You just have lower standards. Anonymous
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>>19420399 I sincerely hate the fatfags that are making me look at this by not keeping it deep down in their porn folders or fetishchats.
Anonymous
>>19420698 but I agreed with him, they were shit
elitist might be the wrong word, more like overly defensive
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>>19420684 We have some huge horndogs here.
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>>19420684 I could cuddle a pony all night long. As foreplay, during, and afterwards. We could even skip the sex.
dotkwa
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>>19420684 Because we're dead and we've got nothing else to talk about.
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>>19420698 But those other fetishes WERE shit
I hate dickgirls and hypergenitals.
Anonymous
>>19420722 >just because you can get hard to something nobody else finds attractive doesn't mean your tastes are better than someone elses. Never said that dumbo, only said that it's about as common as living fuck
Anonymous
>>19420739 have you ever drawn anon and Fluttershy as a filly?
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You guys are not nearly as cool as this dude.
Anonymous
>>19420743 And there's nothing wrong with that. Stop pretending there is.
Also, it's common because people actually like it.
Anonymous
>>19420727 >overly defensive Calling someone else a shit in response to being called a shit is overly defensive?
And you say that while defending someone?
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>>19420764 As do I, but you have to realize that even though you're fine with it
Anonymous
would you tell your waifu if she smelled bad?
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>19420696 You keep missing the "toy" part. Most toy trains did not have spoked wheels, that would be expensive and unnecessary. The real life trains they were based on did, which is why the toy version inherted the colors, the engines were also red and black in real life.
The toy inherited the color, but the construction is simplistic. The wheels on the toy would be wooden discs with a screw or peg in the center, especially if its based, and I belive it is, on the old timey lanyard pulled toy locomotive, which was usually entirely made out of painted wood.
The wheels are just wooden disks nailed to the train body and painted accordingly, kind of like a pinewood derby car
Anonymous
>>19420778 I'm pretty sure that guy is a moron
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>>19420785 I'd just have her take a shower with me.
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>>19420785 I'd wash them myself.
Anonymous
>>19420793 FS man he's just janking your chains
Anonymous
>>19420785 Why would Dash not bathe? I bet she'd have to do a lot to maintain that beautiful mane and tail.
Anonymous
>>19420778 yes because you dragged it out of me, the other responses were unsolicited
but this is a stupid argument so I'm going to stop now
Anonymous
>actually discussing if a fetish is shit or not Who actually gives a shit, just fap to things that make your dick hard and ignore the other stuff
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>19420803 He has angered my train collection anon
They call for blood
isaac !!3gam3heWjui
dotkwa
>>19420751 you mean both of them young? I don't think I did
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>>19420813 >you dragged it out of me What? It was the first thing you said.
>I'm going to stop now Good.
Anonymous
>>19420817 Tell that to the dude who samefagged at the beginning of this
Anonymous
>>19420812 It's all natural
Anonymous
>>19420819 >repeating your filenames Really, isaac?
Anonymous
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>>19420827 Na, just little Fluttershy, regular anon
But either way
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>>19420837 >Samefagged nigger
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>>19420817 Not our fault fetishfags are so defensive.
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>>19420795 When talking about fetishes, you're all morons
Anonymous
Let's put an end to one of these debates quickly. I'm honestly curious what you guys think here.
http://strawpoll.me/2414961 isaac !!3gam3heWjui
Anonymous
>>19420843 Look at that pony showing off her belly and her hooves. All of her snuggily bits are exposed. What a snuggle slut.
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>>19420857 Think I remember seeing porn of pony Peter and Twilight. A lot of it
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>>19420868 You sure proved me right
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>>19420857 Yeah I never really fully understood this weird Peter Parker x Twilight Sparkle thing, but there's a huge amount of images of it.
Anonymous
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>>19420812 >>19420843 I don't think she messes too much with either her mane or tail. It's always been a little disheveled and wild. She probably doesn't get it cut too often either. I bet later in life it gets to the point where she just doesn't care and lets her mane grow out rather long.
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>>19420877 moot should just implement a polling script already
Anonymous
>>19420893 There's nothing to respond with when someone claims samefagging, because even showing definitive proof would warrant a ">mspaint"
You're just a stupid fuck
Anonymous
>>19420877 daytime mlpg is full of vanilla
futa arguments are not unexpected
dotkwa
>>19420859 ah yeah, there's anon cuddling fillyshy
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>19420904 What is it about Fluffy's puppets that makes htem immediately recognizable even in a thumbnail
Anonymous
>>19420904 Unf
>Holding Dash down and forcing her to get a mane cut Anonymous
>>19420909 see all I did was say there was a samefag and you've called me a stupid fuck and a nigger so far
I don't really see why anyone would get so hostile over something so small really
Anonymous
>>19420904 Dash with a long mane is really cute
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>>19420877 Looks like the general consensus is that they kinda suck or just aren't terribly favored over normal girls.
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>>19420912 >Wonder why there's so much shitposting about fetishes >Realize we're not even at bump limit, and it's the weekend Ooooh
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>>19420924 >same dead eyes >same angle >same pose Anonymous
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>ponies with bed mane
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>>19420924 Those soulless eyes.
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>>19420428 what about frotting
Anonymous
>>19420929 I'm just calling you a retard.
calling out samefagging is just as stupid as calling someone autistic
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>>19420924 They don't look very lively for some reason.
Anonymous
>>19420958 again, hostility out of nowhere
anon if you're just going to keep namecalling at least keep it civil instead of using youtube-level insults
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>>19420924 It's the eyes. Instead of redrawing the far eye, he copy/flipped the closer one. It's really easy to tell it's his work when you see the 3/4.
Anonymous
>>19420904 >long, luxurious maned dash OH YES PLEASE
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>>19420970 What the hell are you going on about
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>>19420992 Some guy is getting all huffy puffy over something dumb and acting like the piss, I honestly don't know why
Anonymous
>>19420926 Why would you cut it? It'll give something nice to run your fingers through on quiet nights.
>>19420933 >>19420980 There's something about unkempt wild hair that's really attractive.
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>>19420919 So Dot,
Got some stuff with anal for Flutterbutter? Anonymous
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>>19421019 >>19420980 Well gees, when you put it like that.
Anonymous
>tfw niche, patrician fetish Enjoy your pleb fetishes.
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>>19421031 Shut the hell up faggot
Anonymous
>>19421009 >>19421031 So are you all out of an argument then? Alright
Also it was easy to tell at the beginning due to the style of the posts, if you really wanted to know.
Anonymous
>>19421019 >>19420980 I could read a story about Dash having long mane and tail problems while trying to fly
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>>19421019 Messy, windswept hair is the best.
Anonymous
>>19421050 Shut the fuck up, chief
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>>19420919 Oh I didn't know that was a filly shy, hard to tell from the angle
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>>19421060 You first, comrade
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>19421066 ponies should be so fast to kick things
Anonymous
>>19420818 You have a train collection?
And here i was thinking you couldnt get any more perfect
Anonymous
>>19421085 Why do anthros always fuck up the face? How hard is it?
Anonymous
>>19421085 this isn't a story about Dash's long mane at all
Anonymous
>>19421056 I would read this.
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>>19421085 I usually like anthro and I don't like that
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>>19421056 >>19421107 >MMC where Dash has Rarity's mark Imagine
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>>19421095 Anon and Flying Saucer stitting in a tree
B-O-O-P-I-N-G Anonymous
>>19421092 is that pony pouncing
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>>19421121 This is becoming spam now.
Anonymous
>>19421045 >tfw every single fetish >tfw my sexuality is out of control, it's like a mass of tentacles, stretching and contorting, finding themselves around things I try not to think about but invariably does and I ALWAYS get aroused >Can't go down the street without thinking about fucking some old lady, or sucking some guy's dick or having some fat black lady sit on my face or licking some little boy's feet or eating some lady's scat or drinking her piss or seeing some fat guy and can't help to think about worshiping his belly >mfw the things I fap to the most are the things MLPG finds disgusting Anonymous
>>19421121 His dick has got to be taking blood from some major vital organs to keep like that. It's about the size of his torso, I'm going to guess those bedroom eyes are just a symptom of him about to pass out.
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>>19420818 Trains suck
Other guy is right.
Tractors are cooler.
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>>19421121 >shitpost >shitpost harder >shitposting stopped? >MORE COX XD Anonymous
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>>19421124 I actually really liked timid Dash with Fluttershy's mark just fine
I wish that they could have fleshed out that story a bit more in a 2 parter so we could have seen more of them acting differently
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>>19421121 >smoking ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
Anonymous
>>19421056 >>19421100 unf
Snuggling with an older Dash with a long, feminine mane.
>Sniffing her mane >Rubbing her ears >She pushes your head down with her hoof and you obey >You kiss and rub her tummy just the way she likes it Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19421142 >trying to apply logic to porn 2006 called
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>>19421056 >trying to take a shit >can't see down there because of mane obstructing view >accidentally poop on tail oh jeez
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>>19421141 >tfw I used to be the same way >tfw your bragging is lost on me >tfw I finally settled down on one or two fetishes and am obsessed with them on levels nobody can comprehend Anonymous
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>>19421156 >She pushes your head down with her hoof and you obey u wot
Anonymous
>>19421150 Ironic shitposting is still shitposting!
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>19421095 Well its in storage but technically
I liked the civil war era ones mostly, but the early diesels are neat too, the F class especially Anonymous
>>19421165 >explain something >it's bragging I'm into everything anon, I'm sexually open to everything and anything, your precious fetishes are nothing but mere sexual amusements to me.
Anonymous
>>19421159 Did it want to take you back into 5th grade so you could learn what makes a penis work?
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>>19421175 She's moving your head (the one with eyes) away from her mane because she wants you to give her tummy attention.
Dash likes it when you rub her tummy. Everyone knows htis.
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guys guys guys just keep it in your pants till nighttime then you can lewd about foxes fucking ponies or whatever
Anonymous
>>19421185 >Can't go down the street without thinking about fucking some old lady, or sucking some guy's dick or having some fat black lady sit on my face or licking some little boy's feet or eating some lady's scat or drinking her piss or seeing some fat guy and can't help to think about worshiping his belly Yeah no, that's bragging.
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>>19421156 >you will never worship your waifu's tummy Anonymous
>>19421176 Never thought you were a train guy.
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>>19421196 >I find all sorts of people unf >NO UR BRAGGING Jesus christ
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>>19421056 It wouldn't happen while she's in her prime for obvious aerodynamic reasons, definitely when she's older or retired and her body can no longer meet the demands for her inner fire.
It's one of the few ways I can picture her for when she finally winds down and must experience the world as an older and more mature mare. She may not be as fast or as crazy as she once was but her mane will be a testament to how her spirit can never be tied down.
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>>19421186 >5th grade >learning how penises work I don't think so man
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>>19421203 And what about >YOUR FETISHES ARE JUST PRECIOUS AMUSEMENTS TO ME?
Anonymous
http://strawpoll.me/2415166 Time to find out the truth. To hammer the decision. To let the question rest forever after.
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>tfw all my fetishes are considered normal >tfw I don't have to worry about gf freaking out is good feel
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>>19421200 it's essential for your body to train regularly
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>>19421097 Most anthro artists don't draw pony and they end up putting their bad habits into the faces.
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>>19421200 With how much he enjoys slavery, it shouldn't surprise you that he idealizes the Confederacy so much. Trains are part and parcel to that.
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>>19421218 Mad Coxfag detected
fuck off furfag, you're not wanted here
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>19421134 Yes! They are known to do that on occasion
>>19421200 Trains were one facet. I have always really liked large, motive machines. I was all over ships too. Especially turn of the century era steamers. Anonymous
>>19421212 That's just shining you on because it's obvious that you find someone who finds everyone attractive as some sort of bragging, I don't know what your fetishes are.
Anonymous
>>19421157 Gee, that was quick.
Anonymous
>>19421225 I'm convinced stories like these are satire. No one can be this disconnected.
Anonymous
>>19421242 No, that's you bragging about being some sort of fetish master.
I'm not impressed.
Anonymous
>>19421249 Again, daytime mlpg dude
it hates anything that isn't vanilla
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>>19421200 >tfw it's always either trainfags or bikefags Anonymous
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>>19421225 >tfw no gf with the same fetishes as me Anonymous
>>19421261 It doesn't have to be vanilla, it just has to be something that isn't complete shit.
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>>19421261 Gideon is completely fucking awful
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>>19421257 Here we go again
>It's bragging because he's into all of these things I'm not into >He's bragging about being into stuff >I'm not totally bragging when I say "You're all plebs and I have the patrician fetish" Care to explain what your fetishes are? Because this point I'm pretty sure they're on the lower end of the spectrum considering how you act towards people who happen to be hedonist.
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>>19421239 Did anyone ever notice that most of the stallions we see in the show are minions? Like I mean that in a volumetric way, maneiac, celestia's guards, the tribal ponies. They make up something like 90% of the minions we see, while in town they make up 20% of the population. Is it some kind of pony ritual that has males going out to become lackeys for a hero or villain? What's up with that?
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>>19421270 >hates anything that isn't vanilla Anonymous
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>>19421255 I remember reading a story that was like
>At red light >Guy in car next to you trying to make eye contact >Scared he wants to rape you, scared rolling up the window will enrage him >Anxiety attack while waiting for light to change due to these fucking batshit delusions >Blogs about it It's just funny now
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu73ng-W60o >Pony wants to use your computer for just a minute Anonymous
>>19421239 Would you put a collar on a train stallion?
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>>19421282 Did you miss my first post in response to your bragging?
It was "I used to have all the fetishes like you, but then I just got obsessed with a couple". My fetishes aren't important, I'm just letting you know that you're not as cuhrazy as you think.
Anonymous
>>19421270 I think it's just a couple of anons that are either posting really awful things to be annoying or worse, they genuinely like it and should be ignored anyways
I bet they're the same people who like Shyra and DJ Acid
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
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>>19421294 I think he would look cute in one but I do not wish to own pony so I would not put it there
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>>19421312 >I bet they're the same people who like Shyra and DJ Acid OY
Don't scapegoat this shit bro
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>>19421200 >Never thought you were a train guy. Nerds among nerds, what are the chances you wouldn't stumble upon some people who like trains/spaceships/weapons/mechs/...?
Anonymous
>>19421312 This behavior is normal for Shyrafags.
Leave DJ Acid alone, though. Anonymous
>>19421310 >STILL NOT EXPLAINING WHAT HIS FETISHES ARE >>19421045 So you can't back up your bragging? You're just saying
>Nuh uh you're shit tier fetishes >I'm the big fetish guy around here >ur a pleb Anonymous
>>19421337 >This behavior is normal for Shyrafags. hey fuck off, I think this spam is cancer too
Anonymous
>>19421356 Pfft, whatever.
Anonymous
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>>19421286 Let's see about that
http://strawpoll.me/2415276 Multiple answers, let's see what daytime MLPG is really like.
Anonymous
>>19421312 >>19421337 What the shit is a Shyra? Is it that weird caterpillar thing?
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>>19421373 Stop shitposting with strawpolls
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>>19421369 Fluttershy with her train set is always cute.
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>>19421373 >Other guys voting feet, muscles, and facesitting You guys can sit with me
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>>19421365 dont be a dick man
also the pony version is really hot
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>>19421339 Not to mention, my fetish, the one that *I* only have, is incredibly off the wall and cuhrazy,I'm sure it is much more than your two fetishes.
That's actual bragging, I'm making the claim that I have the weirder, much more vast but incredibly niche fetish.
It's computer viruses Anonymous
>>19421373 Granny fuckers represent!
Anonymous
>>19421373 >two guys voted for everything Way to inflate the curve.
Anonymous
hey guys have you seen this yet?
http://imgur.com/Nu4TY7I all of my UNF
Anonymous
>>19421390 I love girls with muslces so goddamn much. Probably why I like thinking about AJ as a well-toned mare that's into anal.
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>>19421406 Don't judge, that's just their fetish!
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>>19421373 Just so you know I voted for everything but pony. Because I'm an evil mastermind.
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>19421283 Yeah that was pointed out at least once before, and it kinda sucks
At least we do have some nice background pony stallions showing up though
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>>19421411 AJ is a fat tubby lardass who loves anal
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>>19421406 I actually voted for oviposition, so only one guy went through and voted for the shittier stuff.
Anonymous
>>19421406 Well I don't know about the other guy, but I find everything on that last arousing.
>>19421390 >>19421400 There's not enough human Granny Smith porn.
Anonymous
>>19421373 >5 other loli/shota votes >loli/shota in top 5 :3
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>>19421408 It's just a recolor of that AJ x Braeburn flash
not my cup of tea either way
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>>19421336 We're all mostly nerds here with uncanny interests and hobbies. It doesn't have to be necessarily tied to stereotypical interests although those are the most prevalent.
We mostly get to see writers and drawfags share theirs as it's the most presentable in this format of an image board. People that would be into more material and hands on things might not be able to share theirs or there may be no appropriate context to bring it up.
It'd be kind of hard to share skydiving or basejumping. I mean, you could probably get a rainbow dash cutie mark on your gear but muh power level. Anonymous
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>>19421420 >you will never be the fuck toy of the stallon cult Anonymous
>>19421373 >cum inflation and loli/shota How many of you are into oppai loli Anonymous
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>>19421434 is it musclegrill time
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>>19421420 Wow, those tribal ponies are pretty hot
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>>19421437 >Hooray! >I'm for sexual! Anonymous
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I'm sick mlpg please send the doctor pony
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>19421450 This guy is the cutest out of all of them
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>>19421469 You need a human doctor. Unless you're implying you're a pony.
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>>19421472 I'd cuddle with him but i don't want to get facepaint all over me
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>>19421472 I wonder what that symbol means.
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>>19421450 Even the fat one?
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>>19421445 >defeating one of the biggest points of loli Anonymous
>>19421390 >muscles This is a rather broad category. Lots of people just mean they like athletic figures. Bodybuilders and steroid freaks are more niche.
https://derpibooru.org/574459 Anonymous
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>>19421442 >It'd be kind of hard to share skydiving or basejumping. I mean, you could probably get a rainbow dash cutie mark on your gear but muh power level. CMC would like you... I mean, they've failed to try both of those over the course of one episode.
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>>19421479 no, only the pony doctor can cure me
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>>19421472 Yeah, he really is
Is there any porn of him? Anonymous
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You know, I'm actually kind of surprised. For how often futa gets thrown around in here, there must be only 1 or 2 of you that actually likes it. >facesitting right under pony I'm among giga niggas, I see.
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>19421487 maybe it somehow means he is a good ponk launcher
because boy was he
Anonymous
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>>19421492 I'm not into lolis, but if I were, I would definitely be in it for that DFC.
Especially when they're just budding, unf .
>>19421499 I can go from ottermode to about that right there. Either gender. I like muscles. Anonymous
>>19421516 >there must be only 1 or 2 of you that actually likes it. Ok now you're fucking retarded
Anonymous
Faggots, if you're gonna make strawpolls on MLPG at least make them related to the damn show. Here's a good example:
http://strawpoll.me/2415335 Anonymous
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>>19421517 I'd like to think that after this was all over Pinkie found him in private to get launched again and again
Anonymous
>>19421499 i don't want to be rude, but what's the appeal to people who like this. i just want to understand a bit
Anonymous
>>19421527 Stay mad, unpopular-tastes-in-porn fag.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19421516 I like it, I just wouldn't call it one of my fetishes.
Like I don't seek it out, but if it's a futa pic with my fetishes, I won't turn it down.
Anonymous
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>>19421536 >No Piece'a Pie SHIT POLL
Anonymous
>>19421408 i am not a fan of overly specific cutiemarks
Anonymous
>>19421542 if you think that low of a number of people like futa then stay stupid bro :'^)
Anonymous
Eternal belly rubs by the decree of nightfilly moon
Anonymous
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>>19421563 but the bellies need rest
they are pink, and chafed
Anonymous
>>19421499 This is hyper-muscles. Nobody likes this.
>>19421560 The votes are in. You're not in good company.
Anonymous
>>19421467 Which pony is best oppai loli for cum inflation Anonymous
>>19421539 I don't really understand why I like a lot of the things I like. I just do.
https://derpibooru.org/491879 FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>19421558 me either, especially the really detailed ones
none of the ponies have very detailed butt symbols, its one of the easiest OC alert flags there is
Anonymous
>>19421563 >You get to Equestria >But it's years and years before anything happened >Luna and Celestia are still fillies >You're their caretaker Anonymous
>>19421574 seeing as how theres 4 votes and you posted this in one thread, nah
Anonymous
>>19421589 With as much weird porn I click on the feds must think I'm some kind of freak. Don't even get a wiggle from pony shit. Don't know why.
Anonymous
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>>19421593 >did he see me? >oh god he saw me Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19421589 that's as good an answer as any i guess.
Anonymous
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>>19421594 >She becomes nightmare moon >Bap her on the nose with a newspaper >Threaten to take away bellyrubs and storytime >..."I'll be good." Anonymous
>>19421599 That's what I'm saying. Barely anyone here likes that crap.
Anonymous
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>>19421594 >Celestia won't stop crying because Luna just stole her favorie plushie >Have to juggle cooking three different meals because of their odd dietary needs and sleep/wake cyles >and now there's a god damn dragon demanding tribute in the cortyard too >Just another day in the life >Also philomena just crapped on the nice rug Anonymous
>>19421607 I feel sorry for the nsa agents assigned for us.
They probably question why they should continue to even get up in the morning.
Anonymous
>>19421536 Wow, what a landslide victory! At least MLPG has a good taste in ponies.
Anonymous
>>19421373 I want all these in one image.
Anonymous
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>>19421626 right, in one thread
Anonymous
>>19421641 Commission faceless.
Anonymous
>>19421626 They're just the most vocal and get noticed the most. That's how it works in real life society too.
Anonymous
>>19421634 >implying they haven't converted and are posting the shitty fox cock thing in the thread They got fed up and are just trying to shitpost in here now.
Anonymous
>>19421658 faceless is dead anon
Anonymous
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>>19421634 >Have they killed themselves yet? >You know they haven't. >Tell them to drink the bleach again. >Is that a namefag? >Insult him, it will kill their morale. >I just want it to end Steve. I just want it to end. Anonymous
>>19421574 >This is hyper-muscles, nobody likes this Excuse you, pal.
>>19421539 It's really hard to put into words. All the normal reasons you'd like muscle, power and strength, wanting to cop a feel of some rock-hard bicep, the implications of getting sweaty in the gym, etc. just amplified to silly levels. Even with the fetish, you can tell it's silly.
Real bodybuilders that reach that level are super gross, but something about it being drawn makes it really appealing. Maybe it's the fact that I want to like real bodybuilders.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19421634 >NSA agents can only browse MLPG an hour at a time >once, they left an agent do a double shift >he now spends his days doodling obscene fetishes on the walls of his cell in the asylum Anonymous
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>>19421662 I mean I'd suck that fox things dick if it was musky no lie
Anonymous
>>19421660 I don't get it, though. I mean, I like some weird stuff, but I don't wear a fucking badge telling everyone about it. Why not just keep it kind of quiet unless asked about it?
They pile this shit on all the time. Are they hoping to convert someone with their bad examples of art?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19421640 penka pi that's not how polls work
Anonymous
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>>19421666 As in ded? Or dead dead?
Anonymous
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>>19421683 Was there a horse dildo mounted on the wall?
Anonymous
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>>19421690 >Why not just keep quiet New to MLPG?
Fetishes are kind of a thing here.
Anonymous
>>19421674 Real steroid freaks and real fatties gross me the hell out but drawings tend to stylize away the distasteful parts and leave something appealing (unless it's like zebodoy or something).
https://derpibooru.org/30088 Anonymous
I wish i was, in Ponyfergus Only for nights, nights in Stalliongran
Anonymous
>>19421658 >implying faceless takes commissions Jr might if you can actually get a hold of him. Better get ready to burn a hole in your pocket, though.
I paid $60 for some OC x lauren faust porn. Anonymous
>>19421717 >I paid $60 for some OC x lauren faust porn. Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19421691 That sounds exceedingly restrictive I'm a fan of them getting filled up from both ends. Cute gargling noises Anonymous
>>19421674 >I want to like real bodybuilders. wait, you mean 'like' or 'be like'
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>19421714 Dubliners version is the best version Anonymous
>>19421717 >I paid $60 for some OC x lauren faust porn. Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19421717 >I paid $60 for some OC x lauren faust porn. Anonymous
>>19421717 I wonder if I can get him to draw me some Marker x Faust porn.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19421740 And if she swallows it she can spend all that extra time and attention on milking you with her cute little mouth, her soft hands, and her big pillowy breasts Anonymous
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>>19421690 My theory is something I like to call Internet Community Syndrome.
People visit a place for so long that they start to feel like it's their own special community and so they start to treat it like a blog instead of its intended purpose of being a place for a shared interest.
As a result you see people talking about their lives and other offtopic subjects a lot, in this case fetishes.
Anonymous
>>19421766 If you have the money sure. But if you do that we won't be friends anymore, anon.
Anonymous
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Week 5 of jelqing, not sure if doing it right
Anonymous
>>19421713 That picture's a little too much for me, I like
https://derpibooru.org/641951 a lot though.
>>19421753 I mean 'like'. I want to appreciate that much power and strength sexually, but their aesthetics just turn me off. The only bodybuilder I've ever come close to finding attractive is Arnold.
Anonymous
>>19421754 Loudon Wainwright's version for me. Just gives the feels. I guess it's a pretty similar version to Dubliner's, Loudons voice just charms me right down Anonymous
>>19421690 It's probably that and and a mixture of involuntarily seeking others with similar interests to validate their degeneracy to quell the notion of not being alone. It's like how gayfags (gayfags, not normal gays) and weedfags have the unending urge to mention and shoehorn dick and weed into everything they say or do.
Anonymous
>>19421766 Better make it tasteful. I want some cute lesbian kissing between MLPG's mascot and the goddess of MLP.
Anonymous
first bug drawn in years I need more practice suggest a do
Anonymous
>>19421776 Actually I was thinking more about her getting spitroasted You know, that way her bosom and bulging gut can sway below her to the rythm of the thrusting Anonymous
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>>19421810 How about
a tea party ?
Anonymous
>>19421804 Yeah, young Arnie had such a fucking good bod. I either want a body like that or to be skinny and smooth.
Anonymous
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>>19421819 Octavia cum inflation Anonymous
>>19421790 >If you have the money sure. I have around 10k in a 'rainy day' account.
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>19421805 I can respect that. Jim McCann does it for me Anonymous
>>19421819 Bug pony playing with trains
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19421807 >gayfags, not normal gays Anonymous
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>>19420884 fuck you!!!you hate
prude.!
Anonymous
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>>19421819 Rarity putting finishing touches on a life-sized version of a Chaos Dwarf hat.
Anonymous
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>>19421819 Needs more holes in the neck.
I like the expression though.
Anonymous
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>>19421819 Go check on the changelings
gotta make sure they're not procrastinating
Anonymous
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>>19421819 Bug pony kissing a giant beetle and loving it completely
Anonymous
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>>19421839 Yeah. There's a difference and I've known both.
Anonymous
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>>19421825 This is my goal body.
Look at those fuckin' arms, like steel bars. Anonymous
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>>19421819 horse panties
you know you want to
Anonymous
>>19421820 Multiple partners, I see. How many are in line? Anonymous
>>19421828 I can easily understand why. Anonymous
>>19421873 She is mad as FUCK.
Anonymous
>>19421804 >want to draw fetishy muscle art >already insecure as fuck Anonymous
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>>19421880 Of courser she mad.
Her sister is interrupting her.
Anonymous
>>19421867 Let's say just two, for now FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>19421873 >>19421880 Did anyone else catch that the entire quartet from Best Night Ever was sitting together in the stands in Equestria Games? Octavia was sitting next to Freddy boy
Anonymous
>>19421810 Faceless can draw a pretty unf Marker. I usually don't find Marker attractive because of her silly hair. I've only seen a few pieces that made me unf and those weren't porn pieces either.
Anonymous
>what do you mean you like muscular ponies? >I just spent the last 3 months getting chubby for you
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19421904 Did not notice.
Cap? (is that?)
Anonymous
I think I drew a small horse.
Anonymous
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>>19421909 >not just using magic and potions to change shape FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>19421924 I will have to find it. I have it, but I forgot what I named it
I hate when I do that
Anonymous
>>19421905 She's pretty unf with braces
Anonymous
>>19421922 How about you go back to the piss instead
Anonymous
>>19421890 Don't be ashamed, especially if you drew THAT shit. Embrace your fetish and make it yours. The world needs good muscle stuff, you know that.
I myself am trying to learn to draw with the goal in mind of being the first artist that comes to mind when you think of my fetishes. I think that's an alright goal.
Anonymous
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>>19421890 just do it. don't take it here though. if people takeit here on purpose, then you know they're just trying to start shit
Anonymous
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>>19421909 That's right cunt, now drop and give me 20!
Anonymous
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>>19421905 I remember when he drew me a request way back when. He never posted without doing something or showing artwork. I kind of wish he was still around.
RIP raisin Anonymous
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>>19421905 Notice how he makes his signature a little more hidden in his less trolly pics?
Anonymous
>>19421932 At least you name them
I'm too lazy even for that
Anonymous
>>19421925 but without a point of reference how do we know that this isn't a big pony?
Anonymous
odds - back ta werk evens - vidya or something
Anonymous
>>19421935 >especially if you drew THAT Oh god no. That's redsilver's work.
I'd club a baby seal for his skills.
Anonymous
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>>19421909 Who told you to do that shit?
Put some shorts on, we're going jogging.
Anonymous
>>19421934 i'm not from the rest fo the board
u are
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19421967 post your commission if youre so tough
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
Anonymous
>>19421905 Marker can be for unf
Anonymous
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>>19421959 >I'd club a baby seal for his skills But would you set aside an hour a day of practice for them? also https://derpiboo.ru/593902?scope=scpefa1b6d1c6b88126a5a5bca3817aef90679838d8f is hot as fuck, draw things like that Anonymous
>>19421980 That's not me, it's someone posing as me. And no, it's private. It's a present to one of my friends. Anonymous
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>>19421983 Oh
No wonder i missed it
Anonymous
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>>19421980 Stop responding.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19421959 do you have a crush on your muscle-senpai anon? Anonymous
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>>19421895 I can understand wanting to keep an adorable little girl like that all to yourself. Does she have them switch off so she can have their seed mixing in her little tummy? Anonymous
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It's your fault, fetishfags, that we're gonna get swept off page 10 before reaching the next general.
Anonymous
>>19421990 Fuck off, Shockwave/Broke/Croptool. Shove shoving your retarded fetishes into Marker.
Anonymous
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>>19421933 But she looks like a dork, anon
Anonymous
>>19421990 jesus, anon has a girly frame
Anonymous
>>19421956 You could have just taken my word for it, I guess.
>>19421957 arrite, back to projects
Anonymous
>>19422026 the corset helps
Anonymous
>>19421827 So what are you going to do when you actually need your rainy day money and you spent it all on poorly drawn pornography?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19422008 fuck apostrophes
Anonymous
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>>19422026 That's how the stallions like it.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19421996 >It's a present to one of my friends Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19422026 >>19422038 Why don't you keep your shit fetish out of Marker, Shockwave/Broke/Croptool?
>>19422028 Is that a shoe?
Anonymous
>>19421925 hey hey is it that pony
Anonymous
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>>19422039 Barter my poorly drawn pornography at the grocery store.
Duh.
dotkwa
Anonymous
>>19422057 Link to tumblr?
I need more
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19422067 It's A pony, yes.
Anonymous
I find ponies in glasses extremely hot
Anonymous
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>>19422097 Same. Especially if they're secretaries or librarians. Anonymous
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>>19422097 It's a very good look for them.
Anonymous
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>>19422057 good luck to you then
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19422079 >Does anyone else see that Celestia? Anonymous
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>>19422073 I don't think he uses his tumblr much but he's redsilver or redsilverartist in most places.
Anonymous
How do I get back on the ride?
Anonymous
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>19422131 You should probably wait for it to pull back into the station first
Anonymous
Glasses? Glasses are the best. Ponies in glasses are also the best
Anonymous
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I find stallions in dresses extremely hot
Anonymous
>>19422131 Watch "A Dog and a Pony Show". That should do it. If not, get drunk, then watch some S2. That will definitely do it.
Anonymous
>>19422131 watch the show
if you like the show, then woohoo!
If not, whatever.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
I heard glasses and I came here as fast as I can.
Anonymous
>>19422142 What WERE they doing all night? Anonymous
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>>19422142 Librarian Ponka when?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19422178 Reorganizing documents And fucking Anonymous
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>>19422152 >Watching A Dog and Pony Show Why would you ever want a reminder that Femrover wouldn't actually be musky and pear-shaped
Anonymous
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>>19422173 I feel like aj would have huge old man glasses
Anonymous
>>19422161 >>19422152 I gonna try that.
Hopefully I can get back some magic we had around a few years ago. I miss the community and stuff.
>>19422140 When will that happen?
Anonymous
>>19422142 Mayor Mare is sexy.
Anonymous
>>19422194 >Twilight has an orgasm after sorting all Ponyville population projection documents in alphabetical order Anonymous
Anonymous
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>19422216 We don't know yet, whenever the next season starts up again. That is generally when we are at our best and its easiest to get swept to your doom in the rushing river of pony again
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19421909 >>19422220 Mayor Mare is ashamed that she's the youngest Pony to preside as mayor. She thinks that no one takes her seriously.
Anonymous
>>19422228 >she wasnt even touched, she just liked organizing that much Anonymous
>>19422172 no, I'm ded
what can I do for you? Anonymous
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>>19421925 I want to hug Beartrap
Anonymous
>>19422262 not that guy
but did you draw any sunhorse
Anonymous
>>19422262 your bugponys are adorable
Anonymous
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>>19422254 >it was good couple of minutes too of her spasming and writhing in pleasure >Rarity and Mayor Mare can only look on in horror and with a slightly morbid, but erotic curiosity Anonymous
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>>19422247 I hope that will work.
I wonder how much the community and the show changed during my break.
Anonymous
>>19422251 It would help if she didn't live in the same town as PRINCESS ™
Anonymous
>>19422274 No, sorry. Other projects have come up that I need to get done. Maybe if I do a drawstram I can work on that - I don't think I should work on these projects publicly.
>>19422285 Well, thank you.
Anonymous
>>19422317 >I don't think I should work on these projects publicly Well now you have to
Anonymous
>>19422026 >tfw will never be the girly anon that gets dommed by pony or fucked by stallions Anonymous
>>19422335 >tfw will never be the subservient anon that gets dommed by femdogs Anonymous
>>19419300 I wonder what would be Celestia's favorite soda?
She could be lovely bathing in it.
Anonymous
>>19422348 >tfw will never be the chubby, latex wearing diamond dog that forces the subservient anon to lick my paws Anonymous
Anonymous
Fat Applejack who loves anal
Anonymous
>>19422362 I want it to be this
I think it is the cutest drink for her to drink
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19422332 I dunno, maybe if I ask. They're not anything special, I just know that some folks want the pictures for personal use and don't want anyone knowing about them.
it's just a goo pony (which will be fun trying to get that to work) picture and a tiny cadance picture Anonymous
>>19422374 Oh you.
>>19422383 I dunno.
That sounds so Fluttershy-ish.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19422420 Nah, Fluttershy is this.
Trust me, I'm a pony beverage expert.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19422335 >tfw you'll never be the filler of an applejack and rainbow dash sandwich Anonymous
>go to condom store to restock >Somehow find out cashier is into pone >Admit I kinda like pone as well >she wants to talk more >find out she is ponko Welp, time to find a new store to buy condoms from
Anonymous
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>>19422457 I trust your insight.
Anonymous
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>>19422480 >not giving the cashier the d Anonymous
>>19422480 >a store >that just sells condoms Anonymous
>>19422457 >love tea >too lazy to make my own >literally all the bottled shit has lemon in it Jesus fuck it's tea not lemonade.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19422513 That one's really good though, the lemon is really muted and goes well with green tea.
It's a focus on citrus-y flavors, not just lemon.
Anonymous
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>>19422507 No it's a WaWa type store that is on the edge of town I go to only for condoms.
Anonymous
>>19422469 >tfw Applejack will never make you wear the corset and collar >she will never force you to fuck Dash while she pegs you Anonymous
Anonymous
>wanna start drawing pony >no skills, no talent >it's already 2014 I'm sorry batman. Bugs won. It's hopeless.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19422544 Wish she was
futa .
I prefer organic apples.
>tfw no double anal by Dash and AJ Anonymous
>>19422569 Not doing anything doesn't do anything for you
Anonymous
>>19422569 You can always find a new show to start learning drawing for.
Anonymous
>>19422569 All you're gonna get out of posting that is ">that feel" or "no, you're just too lazy to practice".
Pick and choose which response you'll act on
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19422362 >Celestia >Drinking something as disgusting as soda She'd be drinking lemon juice,lime juice,pineapple juice,watermelon juice,orange juice,apple juice or milk.
Anonymous
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>>19422628 I wonder how taboo it is to drink another pony's milk
Anonymous
Cuddling with a slobby mare
Anonymous
>>19422638 unf
>>19422588 Oh, I was going to say futa but since MLPG doesn't like it I'd thought it'd be best to swerve from it.
Anonymous
Scrubbing Bubbles
>Your favorite pony decides to spend the night with you >they walk in to your room >find a life size soft plush doll of them. Standing there. Staring at them
Anonymous
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>>19422638 >what the hell is this yellow stuff in your coat? >"oh I had hot dogs last week!" Anonymous
>>19422651 >but since MLPG doesn't like it that was just one vocal douche
Anonymous
>>19422569 Don't you have a paper, eraser and some pencil handy?
Just skectch some stuff... you don't have to show it to anyone, if you don't like it, eraser is always your friend (throwing paper away is not a good idea... plus, think of the trees).
Just find some easy pony guide and draw lots and lots of circles.
Being creative is fun and you don't exactly have to move mountains to find a topic to draw, just a simple pony with simple mane... it's just a doodle, after all.
Anonymous
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>>19422657 I want to cuddle my waifu while she wears a fursuit of herself
Anonymous
>>19422672 Not according to the poll.
Anonymous
>>19422589 In the old days I would have had a chance to be competitive with hard work.
I mean Moe was the usual artist posted to demotivate people.
Now he would be average at best.
>>19422596 In theory yes.
But I lack the emotional connection with other stuff.
>>19422597 Yeah. I know.
Anonymous
>>19422651 >MLPG doesn't like futa How could this happen?!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19422544 >pegging set phasers to UNF
Anonymous
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>>19422243 Why is adult Sweetie Belle playing against her will?
Anonymous
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>>19422685 except that poll was asking for fetishes, not if one likes futa or nto
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19422708 MLPG generally likes futa, but we're too vocal about it sometimes and thus people who don't like thing started becoming vocal too, but against it.
Anonymous
>>19422673 I'll give it a shot.
I done that a few years ago.
I remember I was around on tumblr with some drawfags around here back in the day.
I just feel that I'm way too late.
Anonymous
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>>19422685 I said last thread that even though I didn't vote for futa, I still don't mind it.
It's just not one of my fetishes.
[lemon]
Anonymous
>>19422691 Why don't you try to enjoy yourself instead? Trying to jump straight into fame is pointless and too stressful.
Anonymous
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Don't fuck the filly
Anonymous
Anonymous
there are people on /co/ right now RIGHT NOW who think Wander over Yonder is shit.
Anonymous
>>19422766 Do you upload your draws somewhere?
Also,
how often do you draw NC? Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19422747 Alright then.
I was feeling concerned about this issue.
Anonymous
>>19421833 Behold
That was fun
Anonymous
>>19422766 MLPG has unanimously voted futa to be a shit fetish.
Scrubbing Bubbles
>>19422747 I get the impression some people are just
dicking around Anonymous
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>>19422480 >not giving her the d Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19422788 I kind of think it's shit. I don't really like any of the characters and whacky antics can only be entertaining for so long.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19422480 I don't see the problem here. You would've made a nice friend.
Anonymous
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I want the Pinkie one
Anonymous
>>19422797 You should draw just some regular drones.
There's not much art of the regular changelings.
Anonymous
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>>19422316 well dressing like the wrong princess certainly won't help
Anonymous
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>>19422788 Oh well, it's just not their thing.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19422788 The annoying wacky well meaning guy
(Spongebob) always getting one over obliviously on the angry ambitious hothead
(Squidward) got old fast
Anonymous
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>>19422788 And? That is the poster's opinion, just like how people doesn't like this show or any cape hero comics.
Anonymous
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>>19422710 From shit to shit Anonymous
Anonymous
[lemon]
>>19422790 What is NC?
>>19422798 Eh... not into futa so..
Anonymous
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>>19422851 It reminds me more of Droopy dog than Spongebob.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Breaking your waifus heart.
Anonymous
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>>19422788 I really got to catch up, fucking no place has the newer episodes
Anonymous
>>19422767 I know.
But there is no way anybody would care about my stuff.
I used to enjoy drawing when I was involved with the community but I forgot how to do that.
Sorry for the personal blog.
Anonymous
>>19422900 You need to go to a place with other artists and draw and have fun alongside them instead of trying to compete.
Anonymous
>>19422798 Stop projecting
Anonymous
>>19422913 Any suggestions?
Anonymous
>>19422749 >I just feel that I'm way too late. You're behind just some measly 32 000 years with this "drawing" thing, anon.
I'm sure you can catch up easily.
Anonymous
>>19422887 New Conglomerate.
He's calling you a scum bag.
Anonymous
>page 9 >still 30 images to go We're sinking, this time for good. It has been an honor, gentlemen.
Anonymous
>>19422918 Stop parroting that word, I swer 2god
Anonymous
pony bought some high heels to feel pretty
Anonymous
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>>19422952 only when you stop handing out incorrect information matey
[lemon]
>>19422894 Uhhmmm... if I feel like it. Its been sometime though since I've drawn one....
Anonymous
>>19422943 >NC >Scumbag Nah, I'd have called him a VS then.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19422975 stop acting like such a horse, Dash
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19422956 Why would pony only wear two shoes?
Anonymous
>>19422966 I like your NC stuff, it'd be great if you drew more of it. Also, do you upload it anywhere? Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19422951 Not on my watch
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19422968 Silly clapistans...
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19422480 >going to a specific store >only buying condoms Wow that must be fun for the staff to talk about.
"Hey did condom guy come in today?"
Anonymous
>>19423013 Fluttershy, I can see your...
dirty pillows Anonymous
>>19423007 >>19422979 No. The horse cannot be allowed to continue. All shall perish.
Anonymous
>>19422942 I wasn't talking about getting the skills.
In theory even I could learn it.
I just wanted some attention with this stuff but I'm no way competitive in the current pony art market.
It's breaking my "heart".
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>>19423014 Smelly dumb VS scum
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>>19423025 nuh-uh we'll keep the ride going
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>>19423026 >I just wanted some attention with this stuff but I'm no way competitive in the current pony art market. That's just silly, anon.
Anyone who can draw a pony is already a venerable drawfriend 'round these parts.
Doodle some, drawfag a bit around here and you'll have some great practice and art under your belt by winter... it's much easier than it seems, really.
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>>19423025 DON'T LOSE YOUR
pony related WAAAY!
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>>19422710 >mfw I never want to look at my old shit again Fucking revolting stuff.
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>>19422838 Do drones require more or less love than their queen to survive?
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>that space dandy episode HOLY SHIT
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Scrubbing Bubbles
>Working the orchard with Applejack >Its a powerful heat today with the sun out >you take off your shirt and try to pat the sweat off of your face and chest with a towel >Only it wasnt a towel. It was Applejack's tail. She was resting in the shade by the towels>You dont realize until after like 20 seconds
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"Man, fuck that Rainbow Dash man. Thinks she's too good for me. Fuck her."
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>>19423061 >>19423079 The moment man devoured the fruit of friendship, he sealed his fate ... Entrusting his future to the ponies, man clings to a dim hope. Yet, the bump limit is the means by which all is revealed. Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end. It matters not who you are ... Death awaits you
Anonymous
>>19423072 Thanks. I'll check it.
>>19423071 Yeah. I forgot.
I feel like Rip Van Winkle in the story.
I missed a long time of horse, somehow got back but stuff is different now.
Any sfw topics that are popular around here?
Last time I was around Plane ponies were the thing to draw... and Lyra in a hat.
Sorry for asking. Just curious.
[lemon]
>>19422992 So far I got my tumblr and the imgur, drawing some slave dash so far.
http://i.imgur.com/bEVoMcE.png Anonymous
>>19423112 The question is, did she realize?
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>>19423130 >tumblr and imgur I don't have the link to either
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>>19423086 i don't actually mind my old art, sure some of it is really bad, and i don't een mind the lack of improvement. what bothers me is that i'll probably never really fit in with people serious about their art
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>>19423138 Better question:
Did she like it? MSOB !kFo0klyrAk
>>19422710 2011 to yesterday
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>>19423130 I like this thing a lot
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Yesss...such is the fate of all ponies who will one day bow to their human masters!
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Guys why is Blitzpony so based?
Nasse-Setä
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>>19423130 >Slave Dash I like thing, keep going
[lemon]
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>>19423118 See you in the new horse soon, despairanon
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>>19423166 >magical goat pantie shot oh boy my fav
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SEALED BY DRUIDS
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>>19423127 >Any sfw topics that are popular around here? Not that I know of...
The last "thing" were the subverted waifu charts back in July.
>>19423127 >Sorry for asking. Just curious. It's okay, that's what we're here for, anyway.
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>>19423221 Ponies are meant to be filled with dog cream.
isaac !!3gam3heWjui
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>>19423230 >>19423230 >>19423230 Zebras and princesses. Zebra princesses?
Celestia and Zecora seem like they'd get along.
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>>19423245 >gets last image anyway Dammit. I'll get you next time Celestia.
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>>19423085 why are there three sunhorses?
not that I'm complaining or anything Anonymous
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>>19423257 I see. Thank you.
Is it ok if I'll post my >implied stuff here?
I don't want to have a blog or anything.
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>>19423275 >one from the show >one from the good comic >one from the bad comic where she want to destroy her own universe to be with Sombra Anonymous
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>>19423200 Thank you very much
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I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
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>>19424093 I SAW THAT! DON'T THINK SOME PEOPLE DON'T KEEP A DEAD THREAD OPEN FOR SOME TIME! NOW EVERYONE WILL KNOW!