Milk !miiiiilklE
Dick Tracy
Quoted By:
>>1974086 >Both The Hub TV Network nor American Greetings Properties had any knowledge of the pitch angle. Riiiight.
They just fucked up.
Good American !!EmwYyzLX4pH
>>1974151 I just don't think everyone deserves a speeding ticket to ruin their day. Real assholes or criminals would get it good though.
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
Kitty ♥ !KittykATys
Catherine !LOVEiTjjH6
>>1974062 the clowns have failed us..they have yielded no results. permission to execute them sir?
Smoker !theBear.fU
Duke !hAIRManINk
>>1974111 Uh huh. I completely forgot how maneuverable and efficient your semi automatic civilian rifle is. It's so practical for HALO insertions, it can EASILY be suppressed, you can change optics in a heartbeat, the stock telescopes, and of course it never EVER jams, just like the M4STM!
>Boy! Wouldn't it suck if I was issued an M16-A1? I hear those things jam like crazy! Anonymous
did the picture thing start working again for everyone?
The 20 Percent
>>1974194 Lie down. Take some Pepto Bismol. Call me in the morning. NEXT PATIENT!
Ťħề Ẫņŧỉpổņỹ !MercuryzNI
>>1974161 So come have tea instead of beating me up with your ninja moves or whatever.
Also, I was wrong about the article being taken down. I just fucked up the link.
Anonymous
Sweetie !ViaPony/vY
>>1974222 What picture thing? The thing where we put the pictures up?
Mr Thought The Hypnotoad !TXfrbKDHsM
Anonymous
>>1974193 >>1974216 yeah, no offense, but I think the guy that at least went through basic training knows more about guns than you.
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
>>1974234 no....
>>1974223 I don't have any.
Scootaloo
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>1974193 I guess I was being a bit too sarcastic
Everyone deserves tickets, even if you speed 1mph over the limit, you should get a fine
Dan !DanVS3nmJI
Jesus Fucking Christ.
Good American !!EmwYyzLX4pH
Quoted By:
>>1974216 Actually, they can do all of those things. You know there is almost no difference between them. And seeing as though you're TAUGHT to use semi I don't see how that's a big deal either. At least I know my rifle can be cleaned with dirt and piss and still work. But you're a troll
>>1974263 Basic training doesn't teach you anything about "guns". They teach you about your service rifle and how to use and it. That's it.
The 20 Percent
>>1974225 Great, now I'll need a passport. At least the ninja thing didn't involve all that paperwork...
>>1974267 Something you ate, perhaps?
Duke !hAIRManINk
>>1974263 Wait woah woah woah. I do NOT know more about guns than this nigga. I'm a lot more efficient with them, but he's definitely the resident firearm expert here. Put any weapon in my hands, I'll take out anything downrange. GA, on the other hand, could take it apart, tell you what's wrong with it, fix it with a pocket knife, and put it back together.
Purple Drank !!s8L8RXH+lal
Sweetie !ViaPony/vY
It's hot and I'm thirsty and I can't stop drinking things that are cold. I'm starting to feel sick, but I must keep drinking.
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
>>1974291 >attempting to think of amazing come back to tell stupid female Brain is processing..
Anonymous
>>1974254 earlier this morning all of 4chan error'd and no one could post pics, now some people seem to be able to and i get the same error, oh well...
Rainbow !AlicornGDo
>>1974062 >magnets >>1974067 You will do no such thing.
Ťħề Ẫņŧỉpổņỹ !MercuryzNI
>>1974291 Stop talking to people. Srsly.
SRSLY.
Because everybody you know is insane.
>>1974301 JUST DO IT FUCKER, JEEZ.
Anonymous
Mr Thought The Hypnotoad !TXfrbKDHsM
>>1974329 drink cold beer its good
Rainbow !AlicornGDo
>>1974291 I know that feel so hard bro.
Ťħề Ẫņŧỉpổņỹ !MercuryzNI
This thread is now guns.
Sweetie !ViaPony/vY
>>1974334 No one is error but you. Fix it.
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
Ťħề Ẫņŧỉpổņỹ !MercuryzNI
>>1974341 I do what I like and you're powerless to stop me.
Mr Thought The Hypnotoad !TXfrbKDHsM
Sweetie !ViaPony/vY
>>1974352 I don't drink alcohol. I am sober pony.
Dan !DanVS3nmJI
>>1974332 I already told her, and I quote, "You won't leave me alone after I said I want to be single."
The 20 Percent
>>1974342 Cripes, I don't know if I want to if you're going to be that way. I guess it couldn't hurt, but still...
>>1974373 Berry Punch does not approve.
Good American !!EmwYyzLX4pH
>>1974324 FFFF- EFFICIENT? EFFICIENT?! NIGGER IM JUST AS ACCURATE AS YOU.
Anonymous
Sweetie !ViaPony/vY
>>1974361 I just drank two liters of coke/chocomilk/water. If I move my belly I can feel waves inside me.
Smoker !theBear.fU
Buddy
Guys, have you ever been dismissed with laughter after trying to convince someone of something you genuinely believe?
Anonymous
>>1974341 You know....for how stupid that sounds in terms of the physics we understand today, I'm willing to bet that part of it is actually true
>not the magic part, but the 'gravity particles' that cannot be easily explained by today's methods Rainbow !AlicornGDo
>>1974356 > >>1974371 Am not. I have handcuffs, silk rope, a steel riding crop, and a leather bullwhip.
Kitty ♥ !KittykATys
>>1974405 Yes
But then again it's just my family
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
>>1974379 Be like
"Bitch, I don't have time for this.
I have to save the internet."
And then stop replying.
Mr Thought The Hypnotoad !TXfrbKDHsM
>>1974373 >sober pony >not drinking alcohol i drink beer almost everyday but i dont get drunk
Scootaloo
>>1974341 There must be more. It can't be that easy.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>1974356 fuck if i know how, im not even good with computer, this sucks
Good American !!EmwYyzLX4pH
>>1974405 Nope. Because I made valid arguments and am very eloquent when I speak.
Anonymous
Griffin !SGriFfiNyI
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
>>1974401 drinking, and craving cold things is a sign of diabeetus.
But don't worry I do both things a lot too.
I have an oral fixation so I drink something.. like constantly.
Dan !DanVS3nmJI
>>1974342 YOU DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T TRIED
>>1974354 She's such a fucking idiot.
>>1974405 Welcome to my life.
Duke !hAIRManINk
>>1974396 Uh, no. lol. You're definitely one of the most well-trained civvies I know, but they don't let just any motor scooter into the STS. There's a reason my training takes four years.
Ťħề Ẫņŧỉpổņỹ !MercuryzNI
>>1974372 YESH. YESH.
>>1974388 Do it please. I'm nice and kind and dainty.
>>1974397 Nah.
>>1974410 You're not discouraging me here.
>>1974444 Try harder. Also quads.
Dick Tracy
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
>>1974417 Remind me to avoid your family.
Mr Thought The Hypnotoad !TXfrbKDHsM
Buddy
>>1974430 Normally, I am, too. I've never messed up so much with public speaking, but I did, and it got to me. I'm good now, though.
Dan !DanVS3nmJI
Good American !!EmwYyzLX4pH
>>1974450 Give us the same shit and I will match you.
Kitty ♥ !KittykATys
Sweetie !ViaPony/vY
>>1974443 I'm considering throwing up so I can drink more coldness. Oop, I just burped. That freed up some room!
>>1974438 Hi Belly-Bro!
>>1974422 But I almost got an ugly girl pregnant...
Anonymous
>>1974450 What happened to your room mate? She usually backs you up when you're arguing with Good american.
Good American !!EmwYyzLX4pH
Quoted By:
>>1974466 Well thats good.
Rainbow !AlicornGDo
>>1974428 Nope. Thems the facts.
>>1974444 NIce quads. You should invite her over, then be boning another chick when she gets there. Should be flawless victory.
>>1974457 No, but I'm hardly powerless against you.
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
Dan !DanVS3nmJI
>>1974457 Those are the second quads I've gotten today.
>>1974465 > Griffin !SGriFfiNyI
>>1974459 Good to be back. Studying grows boring after a while.
>>1974485 Hello, Sweetie.
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
>>1974476 Can fucking do.
I get the feel they might tick me off...
Dick Tracy
Dan !DanVS3nmJI
>>1974495 But I don't know any chick who would bone me.
Kitty ♥ !KittykATys
The 20 Percent
>>1974457 With razor blades. Upon further review, I just don't see how I could lose. Okay, I'll get around to eet.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
I just picked some apparently old food out of my teeth
Rainbow !AlicornGDo
>>1974541 A man then. Even better that way.
Duke !hAIRManINk
>>1974475 If we were on semi's, I'm sure you could match me. But I REALLY doubt you know what you're doing with a SMAW, so let's stop here.
>>1974493 I don't know.
Dan !DanVS3nmJI
>>1974566 Nor do I know of any men that would bone me.
Good American !!EmwYyzLX4pH
>>1974493 We don't typically argue unless he goes on these superiority tirades, or fucks up my shit on Minecraft.
>>1974571 That's not what I use, so it's a moot point.
Mr Thought The Hypnotoad !TXfrbKDHsM
>>1974485 then your either a mega lightweight or you need to learn self control
Griffin !SGriFfiNyI
>>1974534 Anything interesting to report?
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
>>1974544 The thing that sets me off most is people who think they are better than someone....
So if one of your family members were to put you down... I dunno to you its your family but to me its just rage fuel.
I may be breathing too much into this though.
Dick Tracy
>>1974595 Nothing worth noting.
The 20 Percent
Rainbow !AlicornGDo
>>1974583 Then clearly, you need to find any of the above.
!TEFoxWNrbU
DICKS
Sweetie !ViaPony/vY
>>1974593 No! It means I take advantage of ugly passed out drunk girls and then regret it!
Kitty ♥ !KittykATys
>>1974601 That's just my brother ♥
Griffin !SGriFfiNyI
Dan !DanVS3nmJI
Quoted By:
>>1974615 Is that Uppercrust?
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
Duke !hAIRManINk
>>1974587 OH MY GOD, YOU"RE STILL MAD ABOUT MINECRAFT! ROFLQWERTLMFAOBBQ
No but really. You're a civilian, I'm something else entirely different. If shtf, I wouldn't want anybody but you on my side, but you can't go around saying you can outmatch the guy the navy seals call when THEY need backup. All in all, I do feel bad for trolling; and I'll watch this massive fucking ego of mine.
Dick Tracy
Quoted By:
>>1974634 He's probably asleep.
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
>>1974641 Older or younger?
Ťħề Ẫņŧỉpổņỹ !MercuryzNI
>>1974495 So what are you gonna do with those things?
>>1974502 Life is good when you get quads.
>>1974545 What.
!TEFoxWNrbU
DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS
Rainbow !AlicornGDo
>>1974640 You should try conscious attractive extremely drunk girls instead.
Dan !DanVS3nmJI
Mr Thought The Hypnotoad !TXfrbKDHsM
>>1974640 in rape there are no regrets when you are te one doing it
Scootaloo
Not joking this time......Its REALLY fucking hot in here.>and off goes the shirt.
Kitty ♥ !KittykATys
Anonymous
>>1974587 >>1974662 Well could one of you please tell her to get on? I want to talk to her...
Good American !!EmwYyzLX4pH
>>1974662 YOU BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN NIGGER.
THE BUTT HUT WAS SHIT AND YOU KNOW IT.
Ťħề Ẫņŧỉpổņỹ !MercuryzNI
>>1974649 They're lying to you. Wahaha and Skeggy and I had hours of debate the last couple of days about axioms, knowledge, and variants of the Gettier problem.
Good American !!EmwYyzLX4pH
Quoted By:
>>1974691 What makes you think I have anything to do with that clusterfuck?
The 20 Percent
>>1974660 I'm going to steal a page from your playbook and tell you to do something else. You know what I'm getting at.
>>1974671 Getting a passport so I can have tea with His Daintiness, that's what. Eventually.
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
Mr Thought The Hypnotoad !TXfrbKDHsM
Quoted By:
>>1974674 vagina vagina vagina vagina
mistress
!TEFoxWNrbU
Quoted By:
god damn where is he?
Dick Tracy
>>1974700 As I said.
Nothing of interest.
Sweetie !ViaPony/vY
>>1974678 But I was sitting beside the ugly one...
>>1974681 Yes there are. I should know. It's all fun and games until somebody misses a period...
Rainbow !AlicornGDo
>>1974671 Wouldn't you like to know.
The 20 Percent
Kitty ♥ !KittykATys
>>1974713 1- 1 1/2 years ♥
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
>>1974711 Shutup and suck my dick?
Rainbow !AlicornGDo
>>1974679 *sigh* Fine, you can borrow one of mine, but have it back by friday night.
Mr Thought The Hypnotoad !TXfrbKDHsM
>>1974682 its surprisingly cool here
>inb4 canada Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
>>1974738 Want me to kick his ass?
!TEFoxWNrbU
Quoted By:
>>1974746 Fellow canadian.
Duke !hAIRManINk
>>1974692 You insulted the Butt Hutt. You made fun of the Shit Shack, you berated the Crap Castle, you laughed at the Anus Abode, and you went so far as to degrade the Turd Tower. I wanted revenge. What say you some time we actually start working together and build us a mighty new world of freedom and free open-carry?
>>1974691 I think she's in the shower or something. Maybe she went to bed.
Rainbow !AlicornGDo
Quoted By:
>>1974724 Convenience is no excuse. That is not the nature of the hunt.
Sweetie !ViaPony/vY
Kitty ♥ !KittykATys
Dan !DanVS3nmJI
>>1974743 Nah, it's fine. She stfu after I said what Umbra thought I should.
Mr Thought The Hypnotoad !TXfrbKDHsM
Quoted By:
>>1974724 >missing periods nigga please that happens to me every other week. (not really)
Rainbow !AlicornGDo
Sweetie !ViaPony/vY
>>1974757 You guys sure have a lot of pet names for each other's butts.
The 20 Percent
Quoted By:
>>1974740 Precisely. Get to it.
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
>>1974766 Alright.
But I would.
And can.
Just saying.
Kick your ass too.
Dick Tracy
Quoted By:
>>1974788 Obviously not gay.
Scootaloo
>>1974730 Try to keep your fantasies to yourself.
>>1974746 Lucky...
Mr Thought The Hypnotoad !TXfrbKDHsM
>>1974765 >niagara falls >rained its cool and that reminds me time for another beer
Good American !!EmwYyzLX4pH
>>1974757 >free open carry We can do this.
!TEFoxWNrbU
dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
Dan !DanVS3nmJI
Quoted By:
>>1974783 I hope she dies.
Dick Tracy
>>1974809 He's asleep.
Shut the fuck up.
Duke !hAIRManINk
Quoted By:
>>1974788 The Butt Hut was essentially this really shitty hut we made out of dirt to survive the first night on GA's server, but he thought it was too unclean for him and wen off to make his own little house, which I proceeded to burn the fuck down.
Mr Thought The Hypnotoad !TXfrbKDHsM
Ťħề Ẫņŧỉpổņỹ !MercuryzNI
>>1974711 But if you come here, how will you escape?
Nobody who comes to Canada ever leaves...
>>1974722 ha ha.
>>1974729 That's why I asked.
Rainbow !AlicornGDo
>>1974804 >Niagara Falls I call shenanigans, it hasn't rained since like 2 o clock.
Kitty ♥ !KittykATys
Dan !DanVS3nmJI
!TEFoxWNrbU
>>1974816 Stuff it hatter, its of great importance. Someone call him or some shit, if I am to diliver what he (won't admit) he wants.
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
>>1974841 You really wanna do this?
Rainbow !AlicornGDo
>>1974829 Well you'll just have to wonder and fantasize.
Duke !hAIRManINk
>>1974808 Yeah brother! I'll set myself up tomorrow, I have my SSGT test to study for tonight.
Mr Thought The Hypnotoad !TXfrbKDHsM
>>1974838 well i went outside and its pretty damp assumed but its pretty cool out no?
Kitty ♥ !KittykATys
Dick Tracy
>>1974855 I'd rather not.
He finally fell asleep at a reasonable time.
Ťħề Ẫņŧỉpổņỹ !MercuryzNI
Anonymous
>>1974873 I know you're seeing my posts, soldier. Go get Rainbow Dash and tell her to get on here.
The 20 Percent
>>1974802 Ooh, somebody has a rather high opinion of themselves...
>>1974829 Is that so? I'll just have to find a way. I think I can.
>>1974887 Go ahead and do it. You'll be fine. In fact, I'm betting on you.
In other news, I must be off to the Photoshop to manipulate pictures of ponies. Y'all have fun now, ya hear?
Sweetie !ViaPony/vY
Rainbow !AlicornGDo
>>1974878 I checked. I suppose it is cool, compared to the last few days.
>>1974897 Hrm?
Duke !hAIRManINk
>>1974903 Dude. I don't feel like getting up. You said I might as well be RD, so why not talk to me instead?
Good American !!EmwYyzLX4pH
>>1974873 Word, word. That'll go swimmingly I'm sure.
>>1974903 He's an Airman, not a soldier. Just an FYI
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
>>1974887 Too late.
We're goin' there.
You and me toe to toe.
I'll destroy you, and then claim Alpha status of our relationship.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>1974409 Magnetism is the effect of quantum spin on a macroscopic scale. Gravity may be either a fundamental interaction of energy, or the result of interaction by a subatomic particle, the higgs boson I believe, though I am not certain if that is the correct particle.
Dick Tracy
>>1974922 Best idea I've heard for a while.
I'm going as well.
!TEFoxWNrbU
>>1974889 (sigh) Fine. I'll have to change everything now. I have a question for you then. How scientificly able do you think he is? Like thick like AJ, Or someone Twilight might be able to talk to without dumbing down?
Mr Thought The Hypnotoad !TXfrbKDHsM
>>1974926 the weekend was killer
Kitty ♥ !KittykATys
Scootaloo
Quoted By:
>>1974910 The highest.
>>1974922 Peace out fellow crusader.
!TEFoxWNrbU
Quoted By:
>>1974944 could you answer my question before you go?
Anonymous
>>1974928 No. I want to talk to her, it's about guy problems.
Mr Thought The Hypnotoad !TXfrbKDHsM
Rainbow !AlicornGDo
Quoted By:
>>1974954 Yeah it was. Finally. I think the freak weather is finally over, this has been fantastic skating weather.
Dick Tracy
>>1974948 I don't know how intelligent he is with scientific matters. It rarely came up.
Ťħề Ẫņŧỉpổņỹ !MercuryzNI
>>1974910 Okay, if you're that brave. Whatever.
>>1974926 Can't be assed.
!TEFoxWNrbU
Quoted By:
>>1974984 Thank you. Means I'll have to wing it. Have a good night. rest well
Duke !hAIRManINk
Quoted By:
>>1974936 It's a joke, really. I can't promote for a long time, but they're trying to fast track me before I deploy for reelz.
Rainbow Dash !!T2UdrWkLSWB
>>1974903 >>1974966 Duke dragged me out of the shower, this better be bucking good.
Rainbow !AlicornGDo
>>1974990 I see. Very well then, you'll not know the sting of my whip. Maybe next time.
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
>>1974958 Oh me.
Still kick your ass.
I think this is the testosterone talking. Kitty ♥ !KittykATys
>>1975009 Maybe you need to lay down ♥
Anonymous
>>1975000 Sorry! I kind of need a girl's opinion on something...
Rainbow Dash !!T2UdrWkLSWB
>>1975039 Well? Spit it out
Anonymous
>>1975000 Not the anon who called, just saying boy issues probably could have waited till after the shower...
>>1975039 Save time, include issue, let her get back to her shower
Ťħề Ẫņŧỉpổņỹ !MercuryzNI
>>1975007 But I wanna.....
Duke !hAIRManINk
>>1975000 I dragged you out so you could get your trips and talk to this guy.
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
>>1975038 Naahh
I'm fine.
Just tell me if I get annoying.
Just in an up mood.
Luck of the Irish
Rainbow !AlicornGDo
>>1975071 Nope, you didn't want to imagine it. Now you won't know how good it could have been.
Kitty ♥ !KittykATys
Mr Thought The Hypnotoad !TXfrbKDHsM
Quoted By:
>>1975079 i herd a get where is it?
Rainbow Dash !!T2UdrWkLSWB
>>1975062 I don't know Duke just dragged me out
>>1975079 Shut up, I'm mad at you
Scootaloo
>Open the door >get on the floor >And find a seat, we will begin shortly
Anonymous
>>1975058 I really don't mean to bother you...
I was wondering how to let a guy know you like him, like REALLY like him. I'm trying to convince my friend's brother to go out with me and he's almost oblivious.
>>1975062 Wait, are you the army guy?
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
Ťħề Ẫņŧỉpổņỹ !MercuryzNI
>>1975093 But I don't want to just imagine it...
Kitty ♥ !KittykATys
Ťħề Ẫņŧỉpổņỹ !MercuryzNI
>>1975128 oh u
Are we drinking?
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
Duke !hAIRManINk
>>1975109 You were in there for like 20 minutes! What the fuck kind of shower takes 20 minutes?!
Rainbow !AlicornGDo
>>1975151 Then cross the border and get your sorry ass to Buffalo.
Rainbow Dash !!T2UdrWkLSWB
>>1975132 That's all? Just tell them you like them sheesh. If there's one thing guys don't like it's girls that beat around the bush, and if there's one thing they LOVE, it's girls that know what they want and arent afraid to go for it.
Mr Thought The Hypnotoad !TXfrbKDHsM
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
Rainbow !AlicornGDo
Quoted By:
>>1975168 A good shower can take up to an hour.
Luck of the Irish
>>1975176 >probably gay men in /b/read How horrifying Rainbow Dash !!T2UdrWkLSWB
>>1975168 The good kind, or the one's where you join me like you used to soldier boy
Kitty ♥ !KittykATys
Anonymous
>>1975167 I don't know if he likes me like that...
>>1975175 does that really work? I'm worried that I'll just outright tell him and he'll get freaked out and hate me.
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
>>1975194 Theres freaking gay guys in here?!
Ťħề Ẫņŧỉpổņỹ !MercuryzNI
>>1975173 You're so not serious...
Scootaloo
>>1975160 Nah man, Im all out.
>for now. Luck of the Irish
Mr Thought The Hypnotoad !TXfrbKDHsM
Duke !hAIRManINk
>>1975195 That was once. ONCE. And nothing happened.
Ťħề Ẫņŧỉpổņỹ !MercuryzNI
Quite frankly, anybody who knows the differences between postmodernism, metamodernism and remodernism without looking them up should be shot in the face.
Rainbow Dash !!T2UdrWkLSWB
>>1975205 Yes it works, guys ALWAYS wish the girl would make the first move. They think it's sexy.
Luck of the Irish
>>1975236 It means hipster scum
Rainbow Dash !!T2UdrWkLSWB
>>1975235 Suuuure soldier-boy.
Rainbow !AlicornGDo
>>1975205 It works on most guys. A lot of us like confidence.
>>1975212 Come down and buy me a drink, and maybe I'm not.
Luck of the Irish
Quoted By:
>>1975238 >women >in /b/read DO YOU EVEN BREAD?
Ťħề Ẫņŧỉpổņỹ !MercuryzNI
>>1975221 So go jack a liquor store...G.
>>1975245 I'm always surprised when you talk to me.
Anonymous
>>1975238 What if i'm not exactly a girl...
Rainbow Dash !!T2UdrWkLSWB
>>1975267 ...Do the same exact thing.
Luck of the Irish
>>1975262 My filter extension got fucked with the new HTML
And 4chan X's filter hides posts even remotely related to you. Which is stupid.
Ťħề Ẫņŧỉpổņỹ !MercuryzNI
>>1975254 But we only just met...
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
Sol Badguy !!MCWLeg6Uove
Quoted By:
>>1974157 I really don't see the point in this. I don't see any plans of incineration or mass murder.
Scootaloo
>>1975262 Nah nigga, that ain't me. Also, Friday is payday(and my senior prom) So all kinds of shit will be happening then.
Dan !DanVS3nmJI
>>1975267 hay bby
where u live
Duke !hAIRManINk
>>1975251 Please. We were so plastered neither of us could stand up, you kept nodding off, and we both just sat there talking about how awkward it was.
Ťħề Ẫņŧỉpổņỹ !MercuryzNI
>>1975281 I had to make a choice between your friendship and Sweetie Belle porn.
And I love you.
But Sweetie Belle was there first.
*camera pans away as Mercury walks away, his shadow stretches across the snow covered ground, and the crunch of footsteps are all that can be heard*
Rainbow !AlicornGDo
>>1975285 What can I say, I'm a fan of debauchery. I've had relations with no less than three people that I'd known for just a few hours.
Mr Thought The Hypnotoad !TXfrbKDHsM
>>1975267 is he gay? if not get the fuck out and find GOD you heithan
Rainbow Dash !!T2UdrWkLSWB
>>1975327 If that's how you want to remember it, you were more wasted than I was.
Luck of the Irish
>>1975330 I'm crushed
>>1975337 >Find GOD >GOD >NOT DOG Go burn, heretic.
Anonymous
>>1975280 So basically just say 'Hey, I really like you and want to be with you even if I'm not 100 percent you're gay?"
Won't that ruin our friendship if I try it?
Dan !DanVS3nmJI
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>>1975337 Or he can come over to my place.
Mr Thought The Hypnotoad !TXfrbKDHsM
>>1975354 >heresy its what i do
Manny !!gJJsTbDaKfU
>>1975317 Hey bby u wunt sum fuk?
Ťħề Ẫņŧỉpổņỹ !MercuryzNI
>>1975313 Oh boy. Yeah. Try not to get arrested for anything serious.
>>1975332 The border is a long way to go for debauchery...
>>1975354 I'm not *that* bad.
Luck of the Irish
>>1975379 Burn
>>1975396 You still have your moments.
At which point I start hiding posts.
Mr Thought The Hypnotoad !TXfrbKDHsM
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>>1975363 yes he'll think your a faggot and then tell everyone your gay and that you had the hots for him
Rainbow Dash !!T2UdrWkLSWB
>>1975363 I honestly have no idea how to handle that situation. You don't know they're gay, do they know you're gay?
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Scootaloo
>>1975389 For the love of god, why have you returned?
Dan !DanVS3nmJI
Wahaha~!
Duke !hAIRManINk
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>>1975348 I woke up on the kitchen table, suited up, and left for work with a killer hangover. You were sleeping like a log in your bed. If anything happened, you were dreaming it.
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
Rainbow Dash !!T2UdrWkLSWB
>>1975430 No, but your FACE is HAHA
Mr Thought The Hypnotoad !TXfrbKDHsM
>>1975389 manny wheres your friend?
Luck of the Irish
Rainbow !AlicornGDo
>>1975396 True. Then lets just say if you find yourself at the border, look me up. You're an interesting individual.
Wahaha~!
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>>1975441 He impersonated me for a bit.
Scootaloo
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>>1975396 Dont worry.
>police ain't got shit on me. Catherine !LOVEiTjjH6
>>1975424 shall i execute them sir?
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Luck of the Irish
Anonymous
>>1975416 Yeah, and he seems pretty okay with it. I just don't know if he's gay as well.
>>1975317 I don't know you...
Luck of the Irish
Wahaha~!
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Ťħề Ẫņŧỉpổņỹ !MercuryzNI
Rainbow !AlicornGDo
Manny !!gJJsTbDaKfU
>>1975424 Ey esse I can come and go as I please yo.
>>1975443 Hes outside working on the mini cooper yo.
Ťħề Ẫņŧỉpổņỹ !MercuryzNI
>>1975495 I don't believe it
Scootaloo
>>1975455 Have you dealt with the clowns?
Dan !DanVS3nmJI
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>>1975363 I just tell guys if I like them, I don't ask if they're gay.
I mean, if you tell them how you feel, then how they react will be pretty clear as to what orientation they are.
Mr Thought The Hypnotoad !TXfrbKDHsM
>>1975467 does he have gay face?
have a feminine voice?
if these criteria arnt present then your chances are slim to none
listen to my advice play it safe. But if you go for it then good luck to you my homosexual friend
Rainbow !AlicornGDo
>>1975516 That you're interesting, or that I'd whip someone I met on the internet?
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
Lets play Hangman>phrase about /b/read citizen
Catherine !LOVEiTjjH6
>>1975517 They were dealt with traditional execution style a bullet to the back of the head.
Rainbow Dash !!T2UdrWkLSWB
>>1975467 If he's gay, go for it, if he's not, dont. That's the best I can do.
Ťħề Ẫņŧỉpổņỹ !MercuryzNI
>>1975531 (you're supposed to say "habeeb it")
Why haven't we ever talked before?
Diego !!rMw80yBeeXp
>>1975501 OKEY WHO THA FUCK KEYED MY CAR ESE WHO THE FUCK KEYED A FUCKING CLOUD INTO THE SIDE OF MY MINI COOPER
Mr Thought The Hypnotoad !TXfrbKDHsM
>>1975541 solving: umbra is gay
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Rainbow !AlicornGDo
>>1975560 We have. A few times. About pony play, slaves, and general S&M.
Scootaloo
>>1975501 Not in this thread you dont, boi. Now I suggest you take your piece of shit car and drive off a cliff.
>>1975550 Very good. See to it that they feel a fate worse then death.
Manny !!gJJsTbDaKfU
>>1975561 Esse me and the blue horse put designs on your car yo, it's dope right?
Luck of the Irish
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
Ťħề Ẫņŧỉpổņỹ !MercuryzNI
>>1975574 Oh. yeah, that was probably with me then.
I can't remember a fucking thing.
Dan !DanVS3nmJI
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>>1975467 Yeah, but we can get to know each other, pretty boy.
Luck of the Irish
>>1975590 Can I buy a vowel?
Kitty ♥ !KittykATys
>>1975590 >inb4 kitty is gay Rainbow !AlicornGDo
>>1975591 And then you got angry that I did this.
Anonymous
>>1975556 Okay. I'm going to go for it. I have no idea how this will turn out, but we'll b at the same party tonight. Thanks Dashie!
>p.s. hope Duke finally comes around for you lol Ťħề Ẫņŧỉpổņỹ !MercuryzNI
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
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>>1975606 I dunno if thats how it works.. here.. let me tweak s-
>>1975622 Winrar
Diego !!rMw80yBeeXp
>>1975583 EES NOT JUS DOPE ESE IS SUPER DUPER BUENO!!! LES PARTY LIKE CASTRO JUST GOT TESTICULAR CANCER!
Rainbow !AlicornGDo
Rainbow Dash !!T2UdrWkLSWB
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>>1975634 Anytime, and don't worry I got Duke around my hoof.
Ťħề Ẫņŧỉpổņỹ !MercuryzNI
>>1975625 I did? I guess it's possible.
Dan !DanVS3nmJI
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>>1975634 IF HE REJECTS YOU, YOU KNOW WHERE I AM
Manny !!gJJsTbDaKfU
>>1975661 Dude I'm Mexican I don't give a fuck about Castro yo
Ťħề Ẫņŧỉpổņỹ !MercuryzNI
>>1975661 >>1975696 the fuck is this shit
Rainbow !AlicornGDo
>>1975684 It did seem like fairly silly anger. You might have just been messin around.
Catherine !LOVEiTjjH6
>>1975582 I'll have our super secret R&D team research a way to drive a mini cooper up there asses a fitting death.
Tracer Bullet
>>1975703 Roleplayers.
Mexican roleplayers.
Ťħề Ẫņŧỉpổņỹ !MercuryzNI
>>1975707 People have mostly given up on hassling me about using the same image seventy times in a row.
But when the singular alternative is which filly they want to see in explicit sexual acts, it somewhat incentivizes the shutting of the hell up.
Dan !DanVS3nmJI
>>1975696 >>1975661 Hey boys, when you're done mowing my lawn, I have a surprise for you.
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Anonymous
>>1975740 Because they filtered you.
Scootaloo
>>1975721 HAHA, you are turning out to be a fine field agent.
Ťħề Ẫņŧỉpổņỹ !MercuryzNI
>>1975761 If I'm already filtered, then I have no incentive to behave.
I can't lose!
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
Manny !!gJJsTbDaKfU
>>1975750 Yo Diego this gringo has a surprise for us yo
Mr Thought The Hypnotoad !TXfrbKDHsM
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>>1975761 wow kick to the nuts
Dan !DanVS3nmJI
>>1975761 I haven't filtered him.
i don't have 4chan x Rainbow !AlicornGDo
>>1975740 I suppose you have a point.
Anonymous
>>1975782 You could come off the filter for a while. But you can't resist spamming porn.
Sol Badguy !!MCWLeg6Uove
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>>1975529 Oh, we're advising homosexuals now? I enjoy that activity. It's lovely. Very lovely.
Scootaloo
Dan !DanVS3nmJI
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>>1975784 >>1975794 I just laughed really loudly Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
Catherine !LOVEiTjjH6
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>>1975780 I try sir. Also the R&D team have developed a shrink ray,and i got some sedatives and suicide drivers..Lets see how these two Mexicans will feel when they are drugged and have a mini car launching at about a 110 straight to their prostates.
Anonymous
Good American !!EmwYyzLX4pH
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>>1975805 I aspire to always have a point, no matter how silly it may be.
>>1975808 It's not a question of resistance. It's a question of desire.
Regardless, the pony threads that began on /b/ were composed of /b/tards. This board, and this thread are offshoots from that. Am I supposed to believe that the denizens of that horrible, horrible place are upset by a bit of porn?
Oh my good god, please.
Umbra♂ !E.HERO/pgU
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>>1975828 sshhh the mcnuggies are getting cold
The loveable equine known as !Esquireomg
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Funtimes !Partays6Ms
Ťħề Ẫņŧỉpổņỹ !MercuryzNI
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>>1975799 But if you did, you'd filter me? Oh Dan...
