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Anon/Cheerilee Fic #4: You Faggots Had One Job

Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 27 Sep 2014 14:41:35 No.19916604 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>19916612 >>19991312 >>20128439

Apparently our last thread died peacefully in it's sleep last night. It did not get the bumps it needed to make it through one more night. I blame Sentry and his mischievous capers ensuing today. So, here's another one.

=Archive=

Part 1: >>19613004 | http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S19613004

Part 2: >>19772114 | http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S19772114

Part 3: >>19788040 | http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S19788040#p19788040

Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/0hW7QHkq

In the wise words of Marvin Gaye, let's get it on.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 27 Sep 2014 14:42:13 No.19916612 Report

Quoted By: >>19917099

>>19916604
"Well, you uh...see, I was just merrily walkin' over to go check up on Junior at his little playdate that, well. Ended up to be a sleepover. And just so have it they were asleep, which you know, was sort of expected since it was elev-"
>Hot air comes out of her snout as she grunts.
>"Get to the point, Anon."
"Oh, you know. Yada yada yada. Misunderstanding."
>She gives you a crazy eye.
>"ANON!"
>You slide down the wall as she shouts at you, sitting against as she looks down at you.
>"You are going to tell me exactly what happened or else I'm going to BUCK BOTH OF YOUR HEADS IN!"
>You cower, covering your face with your palms.
"Okay! Okay! L-Look, no funny business happened, we settled it all, it's smooth sailing from there on."
>She gets into your face with a wicked grin and clenched teeth.
>"Oh, nothing happened! That's great! Everything is going to be fine now I suppose, your tramp of a friend just trying to get into your pants is all!"
>You roll your eyes, raising your voice.
"Look! What do you want me to tell you?"
>She heats up, snout crinkled.
>"I want to know what happened. Everything."
>You stand up, looking down at her, tired of her shit.
"Why is it such a big fucking deal? It's over! Nothing happened! She's cool now!"
>She glares at you with fire in her eyes.
>"Oh she's cool now! SHE'S COOL NOW! I suppose I can relax now, knowing you're all alone when I'm at work, maybe she can come over and hang out. Most mares would be concerned if a stallion invited another girl over, but you know, SHE'S COOL NOW!"
>Stomping your foot down, you look her dead in the eye and shout at her.
"You want to know what happened?! Fine! I went over to pick up Junior, he was asleep so me and her talked, she came onto me and almost sunk her hoof in my waistband. And you know what? I wanted it. I needed a load off with everything about this place. But I didn't, I came home to you!"
>Her anger simmered down to a shocked and saddened expression.
>Goddammit, Anon.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 27 Sep 2014 15:18:55 No.19917099 Report

Quoted By: >>19918240

>>19916612
>"...W-What?"
>Shitshitshit.
>Tread lightly, you damn tool, there's almost no turning back from what you just said.
"Uh...listen, schmoopy. I-I didn't mean that..."
>She smacks her flank down onto the floor and sits upright with a frown on her face.
"We all say things we don't mean when we're angry..."
>"You didn't..."
>You sigh and hold her, she lightly squirms out of your grasp.
>"No..."
>You sigh as you sit on the floor and facing on her level.
"Cheeri...I'm sorry, you know I would nev-"
>She rises up, looking at you, her watery green eyes seeming bigger than before.
>"You don't have to be sorry, I understand...why bunker down with a nagging bitch."
>She walks away from you, gripping her satchel in her mouth before slinging it around her long neck.
>"I get it, Anon. I know you...you're too nice of a person to tell me otherwise. I-I'm sure with..Rarity she'd truly be someone you love, rather than being such a...chore."
>You hear her mutter "easy cunt" under her breath as her back is to you.
>She walks to the door, as you run towards her.
"Wait, C-Cheerilee! Don't leave! That isn't true, sto-"
>You grasp her torso as she inches to the door, as you plead before she cuts you off.
>"Anon, stop."
>You pull her further back as she moves toward the door at a snail's pace.
>"Anon, let go!"
>Holding onto her back legs for life, she yells again.
>"GET AWAY FROM ME!"
>You surrender your grasp, as she clears her throat and looks at you within the door frame.
>"Goodnight, Anon..."
>She closes the door in front of you, as you fall to your knees, your hands going through your hair and rubbing your temples.
>You soon get up and walk around the lifeless house, pressing your head against the wall as a migraine brews.
>In a burst of anger, you feel yourself clutching your hair, and soon driving your foot into the wall.
>In return you leave a small dent as you now hop around the house on one leg, a huge blister on your toe.
>You collapse into the couch and sob lightly.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 27 Sep 2014 15:20:40 No.19917123 Report

Quoted By: >>19917361

Jesus Christ, two posts within a 45 minute range. What have I become today.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Sep 2014 15:37:46 No.19917361 Report

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>>19917123
A God-Tier writefag, that's what.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 27 Sep 2014 16:48:23 No.19918240 Report

Quoted By: >>19918275 >>19921375

>>19917099
>Be Purplesmart (no the other one)
>You later find yourself standing inside a shoddy tavern down Stable Lane, appropriately named Rat in the Pot.
>Sticking a tongue out, you quickly hop onto a stool as your hooves slide on the greasy tiles.
>The bartender comes over to you, polishing a shotglass.
>"What will it be, ma'am?"
>You look down to the floor, hesitating.
"A Winking Mare, on the rocks, two fingers."
>He raises an eyebrow.
>"No one's ordered that in nearly a decade."
>You let out a small quiet giggle.
>He clears his throat, tapping onto the polished wood.
>You don't really have anything on you.
"Can't you put it on my tab?"
>He strolls over to the other side of the bar, there is a bulletin board with pictures of several patrons headshots, there is one of you with a sticky note attached to it.
>He comes back to you and leans against the bar.
>"Ma'am, your tab exceeds over 1700 bits."
>You scoff, unbelievable.
>You don't even think you paid for most of your drinks anyways.
>At least not when you were in bed with the last stallion who ran this joint years ago.
"So? Just add to it then! I'll pay it back."
>He snickers.
>"Right."
>You soon see a large red stallion push 3 gold pieces onto the table.
>"This oughta cover it."
>The bartender sighs and trots off to the shelves.
>You turn over to the man who covered for you.
"Big Macintosh?"
>He looks down to you, tapping on the counter.
>"Eeyup."
>You give a warm smile.
"Thanks a bunch. It's nice to see you after that silly prank the girls played on us, huh?"
>He again replies.
>"Eeyup."
>You force a giggle as you rest your head down, sighing.
>He peers his head over to you.
>"Whut's a nice lil' mare like you doin' out here? Look at ya, a teacher like you oughta be somewhere else but gettin' drunk like a skunk!"
>The bartender places the drink infront of you, as you shake it slightly, watching the ice cubes jiggle around.
"It's a bit of a yarn, Big Mac. You sure you can endure it?"
>"Eeyup."

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 27 Sep 2014 16:50:32 No.19918275 Report

Quoted By: >>19918372

>>19918240
>two fingers
>horses
eqg is surely haunting me today

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Sep 2014 16:56:59 No.19918372 Report

Quoted By: >>19918425

>>19918275
You have nothing to fear. Flash is not going to steal Sweetie Belle...yet.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 27 Sep 2014 17:00:34 No.19918425 Report

Quoted By: >>19918540 >>19918554

>>19918372
Flash better stay in Purplesmart territory or I'm gonna sharpen a stick at both ends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Sep 2014 17:08:15 No.19918540 Report

Quoted By: >>19918674

>>19918425
Your word in gods ear mate. These a dark times to be a twifag. I'm glad I'm an applefag.

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Anonymous Sat 27 Sep 2014 17:09:55 No.19918554 Report

Quoted By: >>19918674

>>19918425
Poor, poor Twifags.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 27 Sep 2014 17:18:33 No.19918674 Report

Quoted By: >>19918840

>>19918540
>>19918554
Alas, she had already been dead an hour before the devil himself got to her.

Trees fell and wings rose.
As her grace fades, a waifu goes.
Some grew angry and noses a crinkle.
Toilet Sprinkle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Sep 2014 17:32:05 No.19918840 Report

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>>19918674
Made me kek

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 27 Sep 2014 18:41:39 No.19919901 Report

Quoted By: >>19920020

Well, I'm sure I lost a majority of my lurkers due to some comments related to our GLORIOUS WAIFU OVERLORD WHOM WE ALL LOVE VERY MUCH. So I'm just going to get back to writing before I get canned. Don't touch that dial.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Sep 2014 18:47:52 No.19920020 Report

Quoted By: >>19920116

>>19919901
>Dresshorse sluts it up
>Anon resits slut
>Flowerbutt finds out
>Leaves anon, presumably is going to get drunk and fuck big mac

poor fucking anon, his own son doesn't even like him...this better be worth it

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 27 Sep 2014 18:53:56 No.19920116 Report

Quoted By: >>19920795

>>19920020
We will see what happens soon enough Anon, I don't want to give anything away, but lets just say no character is in a story without reason. ;^)

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Anonymous Sat 27 Sep 2014 19:33:35 No.19920795 Report

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>>19920116
*concern deepens*

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 27 Sep 2014 20:21:17 No.19921375 Report

Quoted By: >>19921720 >>19921738 >>19925068

>>19918240
>You slam the glass cup into the table, on your fifth shot.
>You point your hoof at Big Macintosh as you sway around in your seat, as he chuckles at your inability to tell your story straight.
"...andf don't get me started on the *hic* ...the...the audacities of him not tellin' me!"
>He leans against the counter, guffawing.
"Ey...it ain't funny, du*hic*dude."
>You laugh uncontrollably and lay down on the stool on your stomach.
>Your speech becoming worse with slurs and a burning throat.
"Why're youphhhf here, Mac? Don't you gotta sweeteh to tend tuh? Shutterfly or whatever."
>He looks off to the side, wincing.
>"Now ah don't mean tuh poke fun...but by the Princess, her house...smelt like Winona afta floppin' around in the bath."
>You cackle across the room as you exhale heavily.
"Ya know..."
>You jab your hoof into his shoulder, as he swishes around his drink.
"Aye love that man...he's the...he's like tha...*hic* whole wurld. But gawd...what a secret-ing dickhole...he's a big dickhole."
>He holds your arm, tugging you slightly as you drone on.
>"Miss Cheerilee...you're lookin' pretty bad right n-"
>You shout across the bar, the patrons glaring at you.
"A BIG DICKHOLE!"
>He grips your arm with his forehoof, pulling you off the stool.
>His strong grip picks you up like a piece of paper.
>"Cheerilee, people be starin' at you."
>In your mentally limited state, you make a rather l-lewd suggestion.
"H...hey Big Mac...I *hic* I wanna you to FUCK me..."
>You are dragged out of the bar as you hear him stammer.
>"Miss Cheerilee! You gots a man to yosself! You oughta not think like a floozy!"
>You spit in his face as he holds your hoof and drags you along.
"Oh fuck YOU...I ain't no skank, jus' looking for a good ti- *hic* me, das all...besides, I left Anon...kinda."
>You see his red face turn pink.
>"That's...an awful thing to do."
>You giggle, burping.
"Come on, ya big sap...what Anon don't know can't hurt him, right? He never told me, *hic* I won't tell 'im this."

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Anonymous Sat 27 Sep 2014 20:48:57 No.19921720 Report

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>>19921375
>Dickhole
God I' so childish.

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Anonymous Sat 27 Sep 2014 20:50:06 No.19921738 Report

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>>19921375
*concern intensifies*

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 27 Sep 2014 20:53:08 No.19921792 Report

Quoted By: >>19921985 >>19922022 >>19922042

I think it's best I leave this up to the homies reading dis shiznit about what I should do. That and I need an excuse to not write and play Wind Wanker for an hour or two. Vote here!

http://strawpoll.me/2657913

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Anonymous Sat 27 Sep 2014 21:06:51 No.19921985 Report

Quoted By:

>>19921792
>http://strawpoll.me/2657913
>Whopper Jr.
Heh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Sep 2014 21:09:44 No.19922022 Report

Quoted By:

>>19921792
>petition from Postal 2
fucking based.

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Anonymous Sat 27 Sep 2014 21:10:58 No.19922042 Report

Quoted By: >>19922497

>>19921792
>one faggot actually voted for drunken revenge sex

fuck you faggot

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Anonymous Sat 27 Sep 2014 21:41:03 No.19922497 Report

Quoted By: >>19922570

>>19922042
he just wants to hear a description of Big mac's horse cock violating Cheerlie.. Can ya blame him?.. I voted for Cheerlie staying true..but the resulting shame she would have the next morning was tempting me to vote the other way...

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Anonymous Sat 27 Sep 2014 21:46:14 No.19922570 Report

Quoted By: >>19924121

>>19922497
Why not both? To an extent of course. She could start making out with big mac and then she feels guilty and ashamed, excusing herself to see anon. Feels ensue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Sep 2014 23:16:28 No.19923910 Report

Quoted By:

bump

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 27 Sep 2014 23:33:22 No.19924121 Report

Quoted By: >>19924179

So I'm back, I was actually considering blowing this off for tonight until tomorrow, but I just ordered Chinese, and my fortune cookie was "Don't stop now!" and feels ensued. Poll is pretty self explanatory, I do like >>19922570 's idea, but let's see what happens. Expect updates in a bit. picunrelated

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Anonymous Sat 27 Sep 2014 23:38:24 No.19924179 Report

Quoted By: >>19924259

>>19924121
Based fortune cookie. What did you order?

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 27 Sep 2014 23:44:11 No.19924259 Report

Quoted By: >>19924344

>>19924179
Shrimp toast, which in hindsight smells fucking terrible, chickun chow mein, egg rolls, and possibly dogs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Sep 2014 23:52:08 No.19924344 Report

Quoted By:

>>19924259
Sounds nice. Especially the dogs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Sep 2014 00:41:33 No.19924925 Report

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Bumping gently. Don't want to startle the writefag.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 28 Sep 2014 00:53:39 No.19925068 Report

Quoted By: >>19926316 >>19930151

>>19921375
>Be Anon.
>Cheerilee has been gone for almost 3 hours.
>You bury the side of your head into the arm of the couch.
>You start to get really worried, it's almost midnight and she's probably out all alone.
>That mugging comment she made earlier doesn't exactly calm you either.
>Not even Las Pegasus 911 can assist you in this time of need.
>And as an added bonus, you foot fucking hurts.
>This blister is probably going to be bigger than your toe if you don't do something tonight.
>You whimper as you get up and limp across the living room, to a cabinet near the window to look for the first aid.
>In your scavenging, you see a faint purple figure in the fog.
>You feel your heart slow down a pace, sighing in relief as you confirm that it is Cheerilee.
>Pressing your foot down as you hop to the door.
>The door swings open as she walks through, her legs quivering and head shaky.
>Her pupils are dilated and her breath stinks of cheap liquor.
>Her voice, slurred and broken.
>"Ayyyy...lmao."
>You look at her curiously.
"...What?"
>"Alnom."
>Grunting, you shut the door, as she fails to gets your name right.
>"Anonymoose..."
>She walks past you and goes through your fridge.
>"Did ye go shopping *hic* yet, A-Almanac?"
>Okay, now she's just off the trail.
"Just some wine coolers and apples from the marke-"
>You can almost hear her growl.
>"Why didn't ya tell me you got fuckin' wine coolers in here? I wou- *hic* ldn't have had to go out drinkin' in some dive!"
"Because I thought you didn't drink excessively anymore since the other day."
>She coughs, before trotting over to you and almost loosing her balance.
>"Well you're wrong, so fuck you *hic*, buddy...I ought-"
>While moving towards you, she falls over onto the carpet and vomits, you wrenching at the site.
>As she sobs lightly and coughs excessively, she passes out.
>You sigh as you go to get some paper towels.
>She's drunk.
>She's angry.
>She smells like a tequila worm.
>But that doesn't matter right now.
>She's home.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Sep 2014 01:45:17 No.19925765 Report

Quoted By:

Bump for great justice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Sep 2014 02:17:49 No.19926316 Report

Quoted By:

>>19925068
>Ayyyy...lmao
My sides

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Anonymous Sun 28 Sep 2014 03:12:20 No.19927433 Report

Quoted By:

Bump

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 28 Sep 2014 04:03:33 No.19928693 Report

Quoted By: >>19929281

Welp, I'm too fucking tired to write anymore for tonight. Trust me, I tried and the monitor hurts to look at now. That's it for now. Keep the thread alive guys, pastebin's updated if anything. See you fuckers in the morning, g'night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Sep 2014 04:25:44 No.19929281 Report

Quoted By:

>>19928693
sleep well fucker

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 28 Sep 2014 05:09:02 No.19930129 Report

Quoted By:

Ha, jokes on you, bozo. I wasn't even sleeping. I wrote one more post for tonight.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 28 Sep 2014 05:10:16 No.19930151 Report

Quoted By: >>19937575

>>19925068
>Several minutes and paper towels later, you drag the intoxicated mare to the couch, laying her snug and upright.
>You hear her snore and there's drool on the corner of her lip.
>Rolling your eyes, she takes up the entire couch, leaving you to be squished against the arm of the couch while you sit.
>You shut your eyes and cross your arms as you are about to fall asleep, until a shrill voice wakes you up.
>"Aaanooon."
>You ignore it, pushing your head further into your pillow.
>"Aaaaaaaaanoooooon."
>You grunt as you look over at her, still drunk, still smelly like a skunk.
>"Anon, I neeeed you."
>She whimpers as you edge closer to her.
"What?"
>"You gotta hold me, Anon. Rub my belly..."
>You growl under your breath.
"It's 2 in the morning, Cheerilee! Go back to bed."
>She pouts and rolls around on the couch.
>"Pretty pleeease?"
>You shake your head, throwing the blankets back on her.
"When you don't smell like a Long Island Iced Tea, I'll think about it."
>She looks up at you, her eyes still dilated and slightly bloodshot.
>"I don't really know what that is but come on, Anon...everyone's been a stupid gaylord to me tonight but you."
>Nice to know she still has her vulgar drunken vocabulary, if you only had a recorder.
>"Anon...just, make me feel special again. I want you to do that tongue thing on my belly."
>Do you really want to cuddle with a drunk right now?
>Her words start to grow on you.
>"Just say you like me. You can do whatever you want to me, just tell me you like me."
>Well, that just blew it.
>Still, you at least reply to her, not that hard of a task.
"Of course, Cheerilee. I don't know about you though."
>She turns, laying on her back, facing you with her eyes half open.
>"Are you kidding? You're like...the everything. My everything. Except you're not schnapps and stuff, so you're like...semi-everything."
>Her tipsy state brings out alot more than she's let off so far, as well as some idiotic outloud thinking.
>You give her a warm smile.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 28 Sep 2014 05:11:55 No.19930186 Report

Quoted By: >>19930689 >>19933922

Alright, for reals. Nite nite.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Sep 2014 05:45:20 No.19930689 Report

Quoted By:

>>19930186

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Anonymous Sun 28 Sep 2014 07:28:28 No.19932037 Report

Quoted By:

blemp

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Anonymous Sun 28 Sep 2014 09:44:16 No.19933531 Report

Quoted By:

Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Sep 2014 10:27:53 No.19933910 Report

Quoted By:

Bempi

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Anonymous Sun 28 Sep 2014 10:29:37 No.19933922 Report

Quoted By:

>>19930186
And now I can go to sleep too.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 28 Sep 2014 12:56:54 No.19934997 Report

Quoted By: >>19935152

Morning, faggots. Hope you enjoyed your sleep. Now, let's get writing.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Sep 2014 13:27:48 No.19935152 Report

Quoted By: >>19935271

>>19934997
Morning writefag. Want some coffee?

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 28 Sep 2014 13:42:57 No.19935271 Report

Quoted By: >>19935383

>>19935152

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Anonymous Sun 28 Sep 2014 13:56:37 No.19935383 Report

Quoted By: >>19935483

>>19935271
Dont you dare Twilight ! This coffee is for our fellow writefriend !

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 28 Sep 2014 14:09:34 No.19935483 Report

Quoted By: >>19935496 >>19935640

>>19935383

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Anonymous Sun 28 Sep 2014 14:11:23 No.19935496 Report

Quoted By: >>19935635

>>19935483

Well? What are you waiting for? Do it.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 28 Sep 2014 14:28:52 No.19935635 Report

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>>19935496
That's enough Photoshop hi-jinks for now, that and I'm shit at it. I'll start writing now.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Sep 2014 14:29:31 No.19935640 Report

Quoted By: >>19935650

>>19935483
Try me Twi. Fucking try me. Just you know, i own dual katanas which are ready for unsheathing.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 28 Sep 2014 14:30:24 No.19935650 Report

Quoted By: >>19937393

>>19935640

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Anonymous Sun 28 Sep 2014 16:14:56 No.19936819 Report

Quoted By: >>19936859

100 BUMPS ON THE WALL
100 BUMPS FOR THREADS
TAKE ONE DOWN
BUMP THE THREAD
99 BUMPS ON THE WALL

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Grim Ponka !!2IgrFeafAwp Sun 28 Sep 2014 16:19:14 No.19936859 Report

Quoted By: >>19937137 >>19937883

>>19936819

I am patiently waiting for more of that SweetiexJunior luvin.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Sep 2014 16:43:04 No.19937137 Report

Quoted By: >>19937642

>>19936859
Me too.
Will you continue your ponk story?

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 28 Sep 2014 17:02:45 No.19937368 Report

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Sorry for the wait, unexpected diversion and such, I'm about halfway done. Expect it in a few minutes.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Sep 2014 17:04:23 No.19937393 Report

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>>19935650

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 28 Sep 2014 17:14:50 No.19937575 Report

Quoted By: >>19937596 >>19937684 >>19941410 >>19942098

>>19930151
>"H-Hey Anon?"
>You lift her up by her legs, sliding her body onto your lap.
"Hmm?"
>She slowly taps her hoof against your side while she thinks.
>"...I forgot what I was thinking."
>You chuckle as you cradle her slightly, she lets out a cute and mildly disgusting burp.
>"Oh yeah...aye love ya."
>You run your hand along her chest.
"Yes, I love you too Che-"
>She interrupts you as she drones on.
>"I love ya, love ya, goddamn I love ya. I want us to make sweet love by the fire"
>You interject.
>"...Cheerilee, we don't have a fireplace."
>Her words evolve into a mess of odd requests.
>"...and go to the big city and Dodge together, we'll invest in timeshares and...uh, shop for house paint."
>You look at her strange, you're pretty sure she doesn't even know what she's talking about.
"Uhh...Cheerilee?"
>Puckering her lips, she cackles at you.
>"Come on Anon, ...gimme a little kiss."
>Her warm breath hitting your face, it smells like a decaying shrew.
>Closing her eyes as she smacks her lips, you kiss her on the cheek as she giggles.
>"No, no...Anon. I want a lil' lip action. Wrestle my tongue around, will ya."
>You take a hard gulp as you back away.
"I'd...rather not right now, Cheeri."
>She growls under her breath.
>"You better fuckin' do it, Anon. NOW!"
>She grips at your hair with her forehooves as she pulls you down to her level.
>Plunging her wet tongue into your mouth as her smelly lips press against yours, your eyes watery and sealed shut.
>You can just taste the bizzare cocktail in her mouth, your nose crinkling.
>She finally lets you go, as you jerk your head away from her face and let out a nasty cough, as she giggles.
>"Oh don't pretend you didn't love it...you got so sloppy too, it's so cute!"
"You mean you did? You practically spit in my mouth!"
>Her laughter dies down as she presses her head into your lap.
>"Oh...don't be such a...dickhole, Anon."
>You grumble under your voice.
>"Ya know I love ya, you big douche~"
>She soon crashes in your lap.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 28 Sep 2014 17:16:02 No.19937596 Report

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>>19937575
agh > where it shouldn't be >:^(

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Grim Ponka !!2IgrFeafAwp Sun 28 Sep 2014 17:18:57 No.19937642 Report

Quoted By: >>19937668

>>19937137

Are you talking to me?

If so, then most probably. Frankly I want you guys to decide. Although I will only be posting in the Pinkie thread. You guys need the based writefag.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 28 Sep 2014 17:20:30 No.19937668 Report

Quoted By: >>19937715

>>19937642
I don't know what story they're talking about, but I fucking love me some Ponks.

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Grim Ponka !!2IgrFeafAwp Sun 28 Sep 2014 17:21:36 No.19937684 Report

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>>19937575

Drunk Cheeri is best Cheeri.

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Grim Ponka !!2IgrFeafAwp Sun 28 Sep 2014 17:23:17 No.19937715 Report

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>>19937668

You and me both mate.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 28 Sep 2014 17:33:17 No.19937883 Report

Quoted By: >>19937978

>>19936859
I might get to it today, keep your fingers crossed.
Also I am curious about that Ponk thing too now.

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Grim Ponka !!2IgrFeafAwp Sun 28 Sep 2014 17:38:53 No.19937978 Report

Quoted By: >>19938053

>>19937883

Will do.

Oh and the Ponk thing is something I whipped up for the Pinkie thread.
>>19931537

I'm still a new writefag so don't really expect much.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 28 Sep 2014 17:43:44 No.19938053 Report

Quoted By: >>19938100

>>19937978
Hey man, this is my first time too and I'm pretty sure I got a whopping 14 people reading over 35,000+ words of Flowerbutt! Don't be so critical of yourself. You're doin' good.

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Grim Ponka !!2IgrFeafAwp Sun 28 Sep 2014 17:47:09 No.19938100 Report

Quoted By: >>19938217

>>19938053

Color me impressed. Thanks man, I'll keep at it. I may not be as good as I want but I think if I stick to this long enough I might even reach your level, maybe.

Flattery to speed up the Sweetie Belle green

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 28 Sep 2014 17:55:08 No.19938217 Report

Quoted By: >>19938489

>>19938100
"Aww, flattery will get you everywhere, Joe!"

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Grim Ponka !!2IgrFeafAwp Sun 28 Sep 2014 18:10:47 No.19938489 Report

Quoted By: >>19938565

>>19938217

Anyways, its been great talking with you man, I hope to read more of your stuff tomorrow. I'll be heading off to bed now. G'night/afternoon (?)

Can't wait for more of that Sweetie Belle.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 28 Sep 2014 18:16:20 No.19938565 Report

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>>19938489
Sleep tight, fellow Pinkiefag.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Sep 2014 19:35:43 No.19940001 Report

Quoted By: >>19955644

99 BUMPS ON THE WALL
99 BUMPS FOR THREADS
TAKE ONE DOWN
BUMP THE THREAD
98 BUMPS ON THE WALL

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Anonymous Sun 28 Sep 2014 19:35:58 No.19940005 Report

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bumparooni

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Anonymous Sun 28 Sep 2014 20:35:49 No.19941096 Report

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 28 Sep 2014 20:51:53 No.19941410 Report

Quoted By: >>19941759 >>19941907 >>19946102 >>19946968 >>19993364

>>19937575
>Be Junior, or Carlton or Fingers, whatever.
>You feel a hoof jabbing into your side, as you crack your eyes open.
>An orange figure is hovering over you.
>"Anon Jr, yous gotta get up."
>Yawning and sitting up in your sleeping back, as the other fillies and colts are pacing around the room.
"Ugh, Missus Bloom, what time is it?"
>She looks at you confused.
>"It's jus' Applejack."
>It's pretty weird how most ponies don't even have last names.
>"It's 'bout half past 8. We gotta get everyone home."
>You grunt, it's too early to be up for the weekend.
"Why?"
>Applejack looks behind her, to a flashing light on a wagon and a small crowd.
>"One of 'dem fillies got a concussion last night. Prob' fell against a table."
>You gasp, trying to see past the crowd to see two stallions with stethoscopes and those weird mirror things on their head.
"Are they okay?"
>"I reckon she'll be fine, nothin' big, just a big bruise."
>You sigh in relief, again questioning.
"Who got hurt anyways?"
>Applejack runs a hoof through her hair.
>"Your friend Scootaloo. Now, I ain't gonna play 20 Questin's with ya all mornin'. We gotta get everyun' outta here."
>Staying silent for a moment, you look at her with a concerned expression.
"So...are we still going to the carnival?"
>"No."
>You groan as you fall back onto the floor in your bag.
>"Come awn now, I want dis place cleared out in 10."
>As she walks away, you squirm out of your bag, standing up.
>You walk over to the crowd, considering everyone is almost two feet shorter than you, it's not hard to see whats happening.
>Scootaloo lays on a spreader, tired and eyes bloodshot, terrified to fall asleep with a concussion.
>Your mouth hangs agape, you look off into the crowd for Sweetie Belle.
>You see her with Apple Bloom and Twist.
>Walking over, Twist is sniffling, her snout snotty. Apple Bloom is quiet, a shocked look on her face.
>You put your hand on Sweetie Belle's back, as she hugs your arm.
>Sweetie speaks up.
>"What a shame."

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Anonymous Sun 28 Sep 2014 21:09:54 No.19941759 Report

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>>19941410
God damn!

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Anonymous Sun 28 Sep 2014 21:18:47 No.19941907 Report

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>>19941410
fuckin lol

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Anonymous Sun 28 Sep 2014 21:30:05 No.19942098 Report

Quoted By: >>19942162

>>19937575
>I want us to make sweet love by the fire
First thing that came to mind:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAo0xXn_Syk

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 28 Sep 2014 21:33:30 No.19942162 Report

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>>19942098
Cheerilee wants to lick on Anon's chocolate salty balls.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Sep 2014 22:05:28 No.19942765 Report

Quoted By: >>19944364

>>19941096
I don't get the joke. I want to get the joke. I know this joke is from Freakazoid. But I still don't get the joke. Could someone please explain the joke to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Sep 2014 22:46:31 No.19943625 Report

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Bumpity

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Anonymous Sun 28 Sep 2014 23:22:40 No.19944330 Report

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98 BUMPS ON THE WALL
98 BUMPS FOR THREADS
TAKE ONE DOWN
BUMP THE THREAD
97 BUMPS ON THE WALL

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Anonymous Sun 28 Sep 2014 23:24:13 No.19944364 Report

Quoted By: >>19948521

>>19942765
is just a silly joke

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 28 Sep 2014 23:26:15 No.19944405 Report

Quoted By: >>19944439 >>19944562

Well, I'm pretty damn stumped right now, I don't really know how to continue for tonight. I'm probably just going to sleep in and get back to this in the afternoon tomorrow. I hate leaving you with only two posts today, so tell you what, gonna post some shitty Spitfire oneshot I wrote a while back. Hope that holds you guys over somewhat. I'm sure I'll stop fucking procrastinating by tomorrow. But anyways, pastebin's updated. And I will see you tomorrow. Maybe later, we'll see. G'night.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 28 Sep 2014 23:27:35 No.19944439 Report

Quoted By: >>19944469

>>19944405
You open your eyes and quickly shut them again as you are blinded by the burning light of the sun. Sleeping on training again, even Rainbow Dash was on top of her duty today. Realizing it after looking at the ticking dial of the clock, you gasp for a moment, but blow it off for today. You could spare all the work today, that bastard Soarin' oughta take your place.

Growling at the name, that no good stallion. He always had an eye for the fangirls. You gave him your heart, and what did he give you? A nice sight of him on top of that baby blue floosy. You roll over onto the other side of the pillow, but to your surprise it's drenched in salty tears from yesterday. You gaze over to the floor to find bottles of empty sarsparilla. You don't even remember half of last night, but you assume it was about your new coltfriend.

"He's the sweetest thing you think to yourself," as you turn and roll off the bed, hitting the carpet. Ever since Soarin' he swooped you right off your hooves, you think as you walk out into the hallway to see a broken vase laying at the end in a billion pieces, along with a broken window in sight. "Sure sometimes he gets jealous of me and the other Wonderbolts," you think to yourself as you walk to the bathroom, as the words "Whore" and "Bitch" written crudely in a indigo paint display proudly on the door.

"And sometimes his temper may get the best of him in a bad situation," as you walk into the room and look at yourself in a cracked mirror, your eyes red from tearshed, and your right eye swollen shut and glowing a deep dark purple. You cry at the sight of yourself, as you run out of the bathroom.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 28 Sep 2014 23:28:41 No.19944469 Report

Quoted By: >>19993431

>>19944439
"Maybe even going overboard at most, even for his temper," you soon find your engagement band of the finest stones and gems laying on the floor, you fall to the floor, bawling, regretting what ever had happened last night. Memory almost a haze, you question what you could have possibly done.

"But he almost always makes up for it," you soon hear a knock on the door. You lay there still, weeping. You soon see through whats left of the window that it's the one who had done all of this. You fear what he may do next, if he will hurt you, if he will even...before you could think of what he is up to, he climbs through the broken window to see you lying defeated on the floor.

"And even in our uneasy times and arguments," he approaches you as you stand up, fear in your eye, but trying to hold a brave face as the strong mare you are, you are surprised when he collapses onto his knees, as he soon grips you across your stomach, and weeps uneasily onto the side of your neck.

"He's still my Nonny."

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Anonymous Sun 28 Sep 2014 23:33:32 No.19944562 Report

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>>19944405
Good night meta

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Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2014 00:59:55 No.19946102 Report

Quoted By: >>19946946

>>19941410
>We gotta get everyone home
>Everyone
>not everypony
I'm calling shenanigans. Based writefriend is too good to dun goof like that. He is obviously trying to convey a secret SOS in his story, on account of being abducted by the pony mafia. Fellow faggots, we must rescue him!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2014 01:47:19 No.19946910 Report

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Bump

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Mon 29 Sep 2014 01:50:14 No.19946946 Report

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>>19946102
I-I swear...i-it's just a typo! ...The Don rushed me today, if I don't get her 50 posts by Monday, she'll turn me into apple fritters.

I couldn't sleep. I got one more post for you fucks on the way. Stay put.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Mon 29 Sep 2014 01:51:42 No.19946968 Report

Quoted By: >>19947000 >>19947052 >>19954340 >>19957914

>>19941410
"Man, this sucks."
>About an hour later, you are walking back into civilization with Sweetie Belle.
>She pouts and stomps her hooves slightly, a similar response.
>"I really wanted to ride the Ferris wheel."
>As you walk among the streets, you reach out for her front hoof as she walks.
>She looks at you, concerned about what the heck you're up to.
>"...What are you doing?"
>Your words go uneasy, nervous to answer.
"You know...trying to hold your han- HOOF...y-yeah."
>She now looks even more confused.
>"While walking? Why would you do that? I'd lose my balance!"
>You continue walking with her silently, pursing your lips to avoid any more dumb ideas, before she suggests.
>"You know...if you do have to put your hand somewhere..."
>She flops her ear around, looking at you with a sheepish grin.
>You figure you should place your hand on her back, which you comply.
>She rolls her eyes.
>"Not there, you dink! My ears!"
>Blushing at your ignorance, you ascend your palm into her thick poofy mane.
>"Now just creep up behind my ears and scratch them with a finger or two...please?"
"Alright...I guess."
>You run your finger along the side of her left ear, soon pressing down on the base of her ear, scratching the back of it.
>She warms up, her mouth hangs open as she makes a questionable face of...pleasure?
>I guess since her tongue is hanging out, that's a pretty good assumption.
>The citizens of Ponyville stare down at you two, you wonder if it's because of her drooling, or your appearance.
>"Thats...the ticket~"
>She presses her head into your palm, as you run your thumb along her ears.
>You're fairly sure she doesn't even know where she's walking anymore, since she nearly just walked into a cabbage cart.
"So...you wanna go out and do something somewhere today?"
>She nods slightly.
>"Yeah, yeah sure Nonny...just keep scratching."
>You've had too many nicknames to count at this point, as you groan and oblige.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2014 01:54:35 No.19947000 Report

Quoted By: >>19947038

>>19946968
Is just me, or is Sweetie Belle a little outta character today?

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Mon 29 Sep 2014 01:56:50 No.19947038 Report

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>>19947000
I dunno how to really capture her like instantly after what just happened man, she just put Scoots into a concussion, I don't think she'd maintain her normal personality either right now.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2014 01:57:36 No.19947052 Report

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>>19946968
Thanks Meta! Bless your insomnia-induced post!

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Mon 29 Sep 2014 02:00:35 No.19947098 Report

Quoted By: >>19948556

Alright, now I'm out. Keep this thread alive, and again, Pastebin's updated. G'night.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2014 03:25:42 No.19948521 Report

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>>19944364
I still want it explained to me. Everyone I know finds it funny, but won't explain it to me. It's like the purple butterfly joke.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2014 03:27:59 No.19948556 Report

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>>19947098

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Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2014 04:46:49 No.19949895 Report

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Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2014 04:47:10 No.19949905 Report

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bump

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Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2014 07:36:33 No.19951949 Report

Quoted By: >>19953088

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Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2014 10:35:21 No.19953088 Report

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>>19951949

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Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2014 12:56:52 No.19953747 Report

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Bump

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Grim Ponka !!2IgrFeafAwp Mon 29 Sep 2014 14:32:28 No.19954340 Report

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>>19946968

This was what I was waiting for! I can't wait for more.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2014 15:52:12 No.19954937 Report

Quoted By: >>19955303

Bumpity Bump

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Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2014 16:33:17 No.19955303 Report

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>>19954937
Bump

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Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2014 17:04:29 No.19955644 Report

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>>19940001

Bumping dat rump.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2014 18:24:17 No.19956693 Report

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Bump

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Mon 29 Sep 2014 19:29:34 No.19957515 Report

Quoted By: >>19957539

You probably thought you were gonna read green today, surprise! (You will be.)

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Grim Ponka !!2IgrFeafAwp Mon 29 Sep 2014 19:32:15 No.19957539 Report

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>>19957515

OH THANK SWEET JESUS! I have been waiting for hours!

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Mon 29 Sep 2014 19:58:21 No.19957914 Report

Quoted By: >>19960608

>>19946968
"Uh...Sweetie, we passed the arcade...Sweetie?"
>She's practically ignored you the entire time, supposedly walking en route to her own house.
>You being the beta type like your old man you hold back on confronting her, you instead just stop petting her as she almost zones out.
>"...Why'd you stop?"
>You cross your arms while she stands still in the middle of the path.
"You're not paying attention to me."
>Sticking a tongue out at her and turning your head back from her.
>She blushes, twirling her hoof around against the dirt.
>"Oh...sorry, you wanted to go to the circus, r-right?"
>Responding with a palm to the face, you squeeze the bridge of your nose.
"Nevermind, let's just get you home I guess..."
>She bleats slightly with a frown.
>"Sorry, Carlton..."
>These names are starting to hurt your head.
"It's fine, Sweetie. We can just play later...maybe when Scootaloo gets better we can all go crusading?"
>She looks away as she speaks quickly.
>"I don't really think that's a good idea."
>You exhale and look down to your feet.
"Aww, alwight."
>She notices your fairly obvious disappointment, as you reach the boutique.
>As you stop just outside the exterior, she faces you and puts her hoof out in front of you, giving off a weak smile.
>You grasp it lightly, as she grins.
>"Hey, listen...maybe you should...nevermind."
>You raise an eyebrow, interested.
"What is it?"
>She nervously giggles.
>"It's nothing..."
>You smirk.
"It's something."
>She closes her eyes tightly as she squeaks out.
>"Maybe you can come over for dinner tonight?"
>Her snout lights up as she looks down.
"Sure."
>Now her eyes light up as she looks up.
>"R-Really?"
>You shrug slightly as you her in the eyes.
"Well...I kinda gotta ask my dad if I can come over first..."
>She giggles.
>"I hope he says you can..."
>She wraps her hooves around you, embracing you and burying her head into your chest.
>"I'll see you later...okay, Nonny?"
>You nod, grinning like an idiot as you walk back home.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2014 20:49:18 No.19958600 Report

Quoted By: >>19958681 >>19959038

Am I the only person who thinks there's gonna be a flash forward to jr and sweetie porking

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Mon 29 Sep 2014 20:56:32 No.19958681 Report

Quoted By: >>19959038

>>19958600
Oh, we shall see what happens soon enough. ;^)

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Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2014 21:25:25 No.19959038 Report

Quoted By: >>19959133 >>19960528

>>19958600
>>19958681
have junior's nuts even dropped yet?

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Mon 29 Sep 2014 21:31:14 No.19959133 Report

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>>19959038
Not really sure what age they're supposed to be, I'm pretty sure I said somewhere from 8 to 11 a couple times somewhere. So probably not. Though, mares are usually sexually mature at a young age...

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Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2014 22:40:29 No.19960242 Report

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bump

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Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2014 22:58:40 No.19960528 Report

Quoted By: >>19960765

>>19959038
Technically, your nuts drop the second you're born.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Mon 29 Sep 2014 23:03:21 No.19960608 Report

Quoted By: >>19960689 >>19962568 >>19963446

>>19957914
>You rush home, eager to tell Dad and Cheerilee about later tonight.
>Feeling light in the stomach, you feel you have butterflies from anxiety.
>That and you haven't had breakfast yet.
>After a long walk back, you finally reach your destination, casa del Anonymous.
>You knock on the door, several times in fact.
>But there's no answer.
>They're not sayin' anything.
>So finally you go over and you open the door, and it's just as you suspected.
>It's...no one.
>Maybe they went out or something?
>You walk in and close the door behind you, divebombing onto the couch.
>The remote is nowhere to be found.
>While scavenging the living room, you start to hear rummaging, but not your own.
>Soon the sound of a ketchup bottle or something.
>You can't help but giggle at the fart sound, but you can't help but investigate.
>Stopping what you're doing, you press your ear against the thin walls, as you hear muffled voices and creaking.
>You start to make out the voices to be Cheerilee, but she's crying and wincing and stuff, but she's laughing too.
>There's someone else too, probably Dad, but why would he call her a bunch of bad words?
>You're not even sure what a "nasty little cumslut" was anyways.
>Figuring someone might be trying to hurt Cheerilee, you grab the deadliest weapon you've come to know.
>The wooden spoon.
>Alas, it has been your sworn enemy.
>From the Great Failed Test of The 3rd Grade, to the Infamous F-Bomb of Thanksgiving Dinner, this spoon has splintered your backside for ages.
>But you feel you need to put aside your differences for this moment.
>You creep up to the door, hugging the wall as you do.
>Holding the weapon close to you, you put your ear to the door once more.
>"Yes, master! I want to limp for weeks!"
>Master?
>Maybe Cheerilee is taking karate classes or something.
>Still doesn't really explain the limp thing though.
>It's time to act now, as you kick the door open and your mouth hangs open, as your dad exclaims.
>"JESUS FUCK, JUNIOR!"

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Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2014 23:08:43 No.19960689 Report

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>>19960608
Goddammit, Junior!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2014 23:13:40 No.19960765 Report

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>>19960528
don't be a bundle of sticks, you know what I meant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2014 23:17:19 No.19960825 Report

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>>19960765
I know. ;-3 I did say "technically".

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Anonymous Tue 30 Sep 2014 01:07:27 No.19962426 Report

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Anonymous Tue 30 Sep 2014 01:16:23 No.19962568 Report

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>>19960608
OH SHIT. I HAVEN'T READ SINCE CHAPTER 2 AND MY SIDES ARE ALREADY GONE.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Sep 2014 01:55:55 No.19963203 Report

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bumpin for the glory of Meta

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Tue 30 Sep 2014 02:12:15 No.19963446 Report

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>>19960608
>Moments later, you find yourself sitting on the couch staring blankly at the wall, your Dad and...whatever Cheerilee is sitting beside you.
>Cheerilee clears her throat in the awkward silence as she tries to explain what you just witnessed.
>"Junior...what you just saw was...well, later in life, when a stallion and a mare grow close, they get rather...intimat-"
>You can't even look at her, you feel yourself to be too embarrassed.
"That wasn't the right place for it."
>You can see her cock her head at you in your peripheral vision.
>"...What do you mean?"
>Sighing, you attempt to look at her as you explain.
"You can't get a baby if you put it in the butt!"
>Her cheeks grow as red as a strawberry as your Dad can't help cover his mouth as a snicker escapes.
>"...Junior..."
>You further question, now looking over to Dad.
"And why did you keep cursing at her and calling her a "gum chewer" or something? I thought you gotta love someone a lot to do the sex."
>Your Dad soon rests his face into his palms as he groans loudly, unsure how to respond.
>Cheerilee soon intervenes.
>"You see, sweetie...sometimes people like to...play pretend or even, dress up. It makes things a bit more...interesting."
>You stick your tongue out, feeling like you have to chuck.
>She pokes you in the side with a hoof.
>"And how do you know about where babies come from so soon anyways, mister?"
"I have my sources in the classroom."
>She grunts.
>"I guess I know what course I'm teaching after Ancient Chineigh is."
>Your father looms over your shoulder, finally responding.
>"Son, I know what you just saw was weird for you at first, and it's hard to understand. And you seen some stones that were best kept...unturned. But THIS shall be yours one day, my son!"
>He points to his crotch, thankfully guarded by boxers, as Cheerilee socks your Dad in the head with hoof.
>"ANON!"
>You look over to Cheerilee again.
"I'll just go to my room if you want to...play pretend. Can it at least be a boy?"

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Tue 30 Sep 2014 02:51:15 No.19964091 Report

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Alright, I'm done for today. Sorry for the slow day. Keep this thread alive! Pastebin's updated, g'night everybody!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Sep 2014 03:06:33 No.19964340 Report

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>>19964091
Good night meta

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Sep 2014 03:33:02 No.19964809 Report

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>>19964091
<3

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Anonymous Tue 30 Sep 2014 03:53:44 No.19965198 Report

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Anonymous Tue 30 Sep 2014 05:15:05 No.19966573 Report

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Anonymous Tue 30 Sep 2014 07:11:04 No.19967843 Report

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>>19964091
Goodnight meta

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Anonymous Tue 30 Sep 2014 14:08:19 No.19970734 Report

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Bemp

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Tue 30 Sep 2014 18:46:47 No.19973251 Report

Quoted By: >>19974007 >>19974834

Hey guys. I'm not in my usual comfort zone for writefagging. I'm at the public library for now. Considering kids are walking by as there's a picture of Cheerilee on the screen and a 350 pound landwhale next to me looking up knives from CS:GO, I'd say I'm pretty uncomfortable writing for the moment. I'll be back in an hour or two.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Sep 2014 19:43:17 No.19974007 Report

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>>19973251

Never write in the library. Do what you gotta do.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Sep 2014 20:16:04 No.19974469 Report

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>just read the pastebin
>want more
I eagerly wait OP.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Sep 2014 20:37:00 No.19974834 Report

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>>19973251
Don't worry, we can wait.
We still love you Meta

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Tue 30 Sep 2014 20:54:17 No.19975067 Report

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>>19974834
>>19974007
>>19974469
I'm surprised you guys can tolerate my procrastination and absence. Anyways, I'm back. Gonna start writing now. picunrelated

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Anonymous Tue 30 Sep 2014 21:30:23 No.19975523 Report

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>>19975067
Of course we can Meta-kun. We love our writefag senpai.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Tue 30 Sep 2014 21:53:51 No.19975820 Report

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>>19975067
>Several uncomfortable hours later.
>You remove the pillow harness you made to protect your ears from the events unfolding on the otherside of the house and walk into the living room.
>Before you sit down, you look at Cheerilee cautiously, as she rolls her eyes and puts her nose back into her book.
>"We didn't do anything in here!"
>Not even halfway into that sentence, you plop yourself down onto the couch, one of Dad's crime shows are on.
>Looks like Detective Stapler and Jenson are on the case.
>To stop a "rake" or something.
>You soon find your father hovering over you behind the couch, as he noisily drinks one of your juice boxes.
>The last one...
>You lay your head back and look up at him.
"Hey Dad, what's a 'rape'?"
>His eyes grow large and Cheerilee audibly gasps, as he searches for the remote.
>"I...think you've asked enough questions today, son."
>He changes the channel to jewelry catalog thing.
>You groan, turning your head away from the television, you're sure not even Cheerilee wants to watch this crap.
>Peering over to the clock on the wall, you remember something.
"Dad, can I ask one more question?"
>He taps his feet against the carpet.
>"It depends..."
>He leans against the arm of the couch.
"Can...we go over to Sweetie Belle's for dinner tonight?"
>He giggles like a little schoolgirl, before bumping his fist into your shoulder "lightly."
>"Man, you smooth little bastard. I let you out wild one night and you already got a girl for your arm! You must really take after your father, hmm?"
>Cheerilee snorts to herself, affirming him with a sarcastic "mmhm."
>You rub your shoulder as you shrug.
"I guess...can I at least go? You guys can stay and eat whipped cream off your-"
>He halts you as you drone on.
>"Uh...heheh, nono. That's alright, we can go. We were just having sandwiches tonight, right dear?"
>She looks over with a blank gaze.
>"No."
>He scratches his head.
>"...Soup and salads?"
>She clears her throat.
>"I meant no, we're not going."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Sep 2014 22:03:20 No.19975927 Report

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junior hope is at 0%

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Sep 2014 23:00:36 No.19976655 Report

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>>19975927
Anon is his father and is a retard. He will work something for at least Junior. I bet Cherilee is just talking about Her and Anon .

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Anonymous Wed 01 Oct 2014 00:31:22 No.19977819 Report

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Wed 01 Oct 2014 01:01:43 No.19978263 Report

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>>19975820
>"Oh come on, Cheer. You can't be mad about this forever. Grow up."
>She closes her book, squinting at your father.
>"I grow up? You're one to talk! I am not going over that floozies for dinner!"
>They continue to bicker and grumble, you sit between them now as they hover over you on the couch, head to head, literally.
>"You need to get over it! You know nothing is going to happen!"
>She pouts.
>"So you expect me to just sit there and pretend to get along with her?"
>He pauses for a moment.
>"...Yes!"
>She obscures her face with her hoof.
>You sink your head into the couch cushions as you try and tune them out and watch this stupid jewelry thing.
>This turns out to make things even worse.
>You slide off of the couch as the two barely notice, as you walk into your father's bedroom.
>"You are so lucky you've got a cute ass!"
>You overhear this, eww.
>How can someones butt be cute?
>Poop comes from there!
>Puppies are cute, and babies.
>And Sweetie Belle.
>You scan the room and approach Cheerilee's nightstand, spotting her collection of potted plants next to a pair of wide-brimmed glasses.
>Even for a teacher, Cheerilee's got some dorky glasses.
>You grab a stem of something she called "Baby Breath."
>Now, babies might be cute, but their breath must smell like oatmeal or something.
>It's a pretty weird name for a flower too.
>You gather a couple of these, as you look over on the bed.
>There's a horse muzzle on the pillow, maybe Daddy was riding her today?
>As you get the flowers together, you leave the room and slip on your shoes and head out the door.
---
>Be Anon.
>"At least I had the common sense home! Why are you still fucking mad about this?"
>Hot air escapes her snout as she squints her eyes at you.
>"I can not even believe you right now!"
>She babbles on as you look behind her, the door hanging open.
>"Shh, shh, shut up for a minute...where's Junior?"
>Her eyes widen as she groans.
>"Just get your jacket, I guess we're going then."

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Anonymous Wed 01 Oct 2014 02:34:21 No.19979700 Report

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Wed 01 Oct 2014 03:30:44 No.19980436 Report

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Due to unexpected diversions, I have to cut this short for tonight. I apologize, I'd post some other shit I wrote, or upload one of my porn folders as a substitute, but I'm on mobile. Pretty shitty day for me today. I'll be back on track and posting double the greens by tomorrow. Sorry guys. Anyways, pastebins updated, keep the thread alive, and goodnight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Oct 2014 03:58:05 No.19980757 Report

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>>19978263
anon you are just a fucking asshole

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Anonymous Wed 01 Oct 2014 04:51:08 No.19981625 Report

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Anonymous Wed 01 Oct 2014 06:09:49 No.19982741 Report

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Anonymous Wed 01 Oct 2014 06:38:08 No.19983067 Report

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boop

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Anonymous Wed 01 Oct 2014 09:17:04 No.19984263 Report

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BuMp

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Wed 01 Oct 2014 10:09:32 No.19984522 Report

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Morning, faggots. Enjoy the graveyard update.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Wed 01 Oct 2014 10:10:39 No.19984530 Report

Quoted By: >>19987298 >>19989071

>>19978263
>Moments later, you both catch up with Junior and walk through the crisp leave-ridden path up to Carousel Boutique.
>Cheerilee declares under her breath to you.
>"You are so sleeping on the couch tonight."
>You snort at her, patting her head as her legs tremble.
"Cheerilee, we sleep on the couch every night."
>She stammers her speech as she thinks of something else.
>"W-Well then I guess...you're so sleeping on the bed tonight. No coming out of the room...I'm serious, you know."
>You snicker.
"Sweet. I got all my porn and mags in there anyways, I thought now would be the best time to tell you whats under the bed."
>She gasps at you, petrified.
>"You creepy little...pig!"
>You cackle as you walk up to the door.
"Ain't a sin to look. Maybe you can take some notes from Miss Mash, you should see the pin-up of her."
>Making a wolf whistle, she strikes your leg with a hoof as you almost fall over.
>Junior intervenes.
>"Wait. What's a porn?"
>You both stop your bickering and stand still, not responding to his question, as you clear your throat.
>You knock on the familiar door again.
"Alright guys, no turning back now."
>You look over to your miffed companion and say again, spaced out.
"No. Turning. Back."
>She turns her head away from you, a "hmph" sound escaping her mouth.
>You are soon greeted by Fashionhorse at the door, smiling at the dysfunctional crowd before her.
>"Ah, Anonymous! I only expected Carlton to be joining us for dinner tonight. What a pleasant surprise!"
"Well, we decided we sho- wait...Carlton?"
>She nods firmly.
>"Oh you know, the girls must have given him a nickname of some sort. I remember when Sweetie Belle called herself Velveteen once, lasted a day."
>She giggles to herself as she extends a hoof pointing inside.
>"Come in! Make yourselves comfortable."
>As you walk in, she greets Cheerilee.
>"Oh...how nice of you to join us, Miss Cheerilee!"
>She walks past her, mumbling.
>"Harlot."
>"What was that, miss?"
>"Oh uh. I said Velvet."

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Anonymous Wed 01 Oct 2014 13:05:46 No.19985121 Report

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Anonymous Wed 01 Oct 2014 17:49:41 No.19987097 Report

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Anonymous Wed 01 Oct 2014 18:11:35 No.19987298 Report

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Wed 01 Oct 2014 18:40:15 No.19987594 Report

Quoted By: >>19987921

Afternoon kiddies. I didn't even realize the anniversary today. Well, I'll just post this then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4wY48LUkws

Update in about an hour.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Oct 2014 19:10:44 No.19987921 Report

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>>19987594
that clown was evil as fuck

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Anonymous Wed 01 Oct 2014 20:08:06 No.19988628 Report

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Wed 01 Oct 2014 20:42:49 No.19989071 Report

Quoted By: >>19989193 >>19991271 >>19992891

>>19984530
>You are now sitting at a round dinner table with Cheerilee as you await for the main course to stuff your food hole.
>Wait, did I say sitting?
>I should mention that you're towering over the table, and the stool is ridiculously small for a human as it snapped below you before.
>You are now kneeling at the table, an awkward expression on your face, as you soon face Cheerilee.
"I think my tibia fell asleep..."
>She obscures her face with her mane.
>"I have nothing to say to you."
>You roll your eyes as you grumble to yourself.
>Peering over to Junior, him and his "friend" as he says she is.
>What the hell do you call it here anyways?
>Marefriend?
>Foalfriend?
>A foal is a girl, right?
>Anyways, at least they seem to be having a good time.
>Then again they're like 9.
>Throw them a stick with string and they'll make a blast out of it.
>Aimlessly looking as you think to yourself, you look into Cheerilee's fluffy mane.
>The two shades of light pink swirl together seamlessly while you lose your focus on reality.
>It was like cotton candy.
>You wanted to just feel it in your palms once more, twirled around your fingers.
>You notice she turns her face to you while you are staring at her head from the side.
>She gives you an odd look, as you find yourself just gazing at her.
>Soon looking her square in the eyes.
>Her lime green eyes drowning out the reality before you, your shared gaze is only broken momentarily as she flashes her eyelashes in a blink.
>Your not sure of your expressions, your thoughts or emotions right now, only focused on her e-
>Putting a halt to your daydreaming, you soon hear Rarity's voice as you both dart your eyes to see her levitating the dinner in her horn's grasp, placing the dishes and bowls down onto the table.
>Finger foods, herring snacks, you figured you'd stuff yourself with just the fried mozzarella alone.
>You look down to your main course, bell peppers.
>You can't help to feel some particular beef is missing from these peppers.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Wed 01 Oct 2014 20:52:41 No.19989193 Report

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>>19989071
You're*
>:^(

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Anonymous Wed 01 Oct 2014 21:41:09 No.19989749 Report

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>>19989193
least you got to it before someone corrected you.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Wed 01 Oct 2014 23:20:31 No.19991081 Report

Quoted By: >>19991124

I will be posting two more greens when I get back in about 3 hours, sorry for the wait.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Oct 2014 23:24:46 No.19991124 Report

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>>19991081
don't worry

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Anonymous Wed 01 Oct 2014 23:38:33 No.19991271 Report

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>>19989071
nah really
anon is a fucking asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Oct 2014 23:39:52 No.19991292 Report

Quoted By: >>19992371

Sorry op

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Anonymous Wed 01 Oct 2014 23:41:24 No.19991312 Report

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>>19916604
Im sorry op I just fell asleep. But I tried man I tried.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Oct 2014 01:18:34 No.19992371 Report

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>>19991312
wut?

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Thu 02 Oct 2014 02:05:22 No.19992891 Report

Quoted By: >>19992958 >>19993718 >>19999924

>>19989071
>"So sorry for the haul, darling. Pilot light kept going out."
>She sits across from you as you hear Cheerilee make a quiet snarl.
>Rarity clears her throat as she calls across the house.
>"Sweetie Belle! Sweetie BELLE! It's supper time!"
>As hooves and feet tremble down the staircase, you almost inhale the fried mozzarella sticks, a thin stringy strand of cheese is hanging off the corner of your mouth as Rarity giggles to herself.
>Cheerilee jabs her fork into a block of tofu until it is a pile of icky mush.
>Not that it wasn't in the first place.
>You'd rather just give up meat than eat tofu and soy crap.
>Wait...if ponies don't eat meat, why the hell does that farm have a coop?
>You lick your lips at the thought of a fat fried chicken leg with some gravy, slurping up the strand of cheese like a noodle.
>Rarity covers her mouth as she snickers.
>"I take it Earth folk don't have proper manners?"
>You feel your head sink into your shoulders as your face lights up.
"No...I uh...just..."
>You fall silent as does the entire table, even the children, the clanking of forks seems to be louder and louder as you can just feel the tension thicken between the two ponies before you, Cheerilee staring down at her plate the entire time.
>For someone who's had such a pissy attitude all afternoon, she sure is jealous.
>You give a fake cough as you look at the slice of tofu lasagna on your plate.
"I uh...really like how you made the lasagna...Rarity."
>She gives Cheerilee a concerning look, replying to you half-heartedly.
>"Oh...thank you, dearie."
"Lasagna is always better when it's...fresh...it's never good when it's leftover, because you're like...hell yeah I'm stoked for this lasagna, and you nuke it and...it's all, scabby and-"
>Dude just stop.
>Rarity nods slightly.
>"Mhm."
>She fixes her view on the bubblegum teacher pony.
>"Say...Miss Cheerilee. I'm pretty full. What's better than getting some fresh air after a meal...care to join me outside?"
>She nods slowly.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Oct 2014 02:09:43 No.19992958 Report

Quoted By: >>19993261 >>19993832

>>19992891
>>"Say...Miss Cheerilee. I'm pretty full. What's better than getting some fresh air after a meal...care to join me outside?"
It begins, the catfight of the century!

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Anonymous Thu 02 Oct 2014 02:28:34 No.19993247 Report

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Anonymous Thu 02 Oct 2014 02:29:04 No.19993261 Report

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>>19992958
but anon, they aren't cats.... you daft fool you.

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Chrysalis !!y30WntgUcPQ Thu 02 Oct 2014 02:35:10 No.19993364 Report

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>>19941410
jesus. She has issues.

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Chrysalis !!y30WntgUcPQ Thu 02 Oct 2014 02:39:12 No.19993431 Report

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>>19944469
Anon is a fucking dick

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Chrysalis !!y30WntgUcPQ Thu 02 Oct 2014 02:59:01 No.19993718 Report

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>>19992891
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! RIP HER SHIRT OFF! wait...what?

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Thu 02 Oct 2014 03:06:14 No.19993818 Report

Quoted By: >>19993958 >>19995001

Oh, we shall get to these two mares soon enough. Will they wrestle in skimpy bathwear in a kiddie pool full of mud and oversized double-sided marital aids from Bad Dragon®? Tune in next time for another exciting adventure of your favorite characters such as Anonymous, Cheerilee, Whatever moniker Anonymous Junior is going by now, and featuring Sweetie Belle as Best Pone, only in...I still don't have a name for this thing yet.
I need to fucking lay down and cry myself to sleep, so I'm out for now. Pastebin's are updated, and I shall see you all tomorrow! Goodnight, you glorious faggots!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Oct 2014 03:07:13 No.19993832 Report

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>>19992958
>>19993261
No way, clearly Rarity realizes her mistake and wants to apologize and try and have a fresh new start with Cherilee as a friend.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Oct 2014 03:14:57 No.19993958 Report

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>>19993818
i love you... all of the homos

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Anonymous Thu 02 Oct 2014 04:35:58 No.19995001 Report

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>>19993818
Goodnight, more glorious fagoot

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Anonymous Thu 02 Oct 2014 05:19:25 No.19995494 Report

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Anonymous Thu 02 Oct 2014 07:14:19 No.19996629 Report

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Roll call bump

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Anonymous Thu 02 Oct 2014 10:46:30 No.19997784 Report

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Bump.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Oct 2014 12:30:33 No.19998279 Report

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Thu 02 Oct 2014 14:14:28 No.19998936 Report

Quoted By: >>19999037 >>19999365 >>19999503

Hey, hey, hey! Are you ready to have some fun? I got some kickin' greens, and I'm ready to see you shitpost! Get those cocks out of your docks, sit your asses down, and let's get started! GREENTEXT TIME!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Oct 2014 14:24:26 No.19999037 Report

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>>19998936
Hype

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Anonymous Thu 02 Oct 2014 14:51:16 No.19999365 Report

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>>19998936
gettin' pumped

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Chrysalis !!y30WntgUcPQ Thu 02 Oct 2014 14:58:26 No.19999503 Report

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>>19998936
YAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Thu 02 Oct 2014 15:22:20 No.19999924 Report

Quoted By: >>19999958 >>20000072 >>20000390 >>20000629 >>20001761 >>20003803

>>19992891
>Be Cheerilee.
>You and the town bicycle are now standing outside, as you lean against one of the pillars as you both take a drag from your cigarillos.
>Look at her, she's even got one of those stupid long cigarette holder things.
>What a prune.
>She presses her front hooves together as she faces you, coughing slightly.
>"My apologies dear, but I can't help to ask. Is something troubling you tonight, Miss Cheerilee?"
>You squint your eyes at her as the smoke escapes your snout, blowing it into her face.
>She makes a squeak as she shakes her head and turns away from you.
>"Agh! Such a boorish response, Miss Cheerilee! I expected more of you. "
>She makes a "hmph" sound, as she looks at you from the corner of her eye.
>"What's your problem?"
>You finally answer, clenching your lips together as smoke fumes up to your nose.
"You sure as shit know what's my problem, wench."
>She scoffs, before looking to her side.
>"...Did he tell you something?"
>You give her a dead stare.
"You're damn right he did. I knew you Rarity, you're a smart girl. Bit of a hotdog in a train tunnel though. Don't tell me you didn't expect something like this to happen down the line."
>Her teeth clatter as she backs up against the door, her stupid stick falling out of her mouth.
>You give her a crazy eye as you pull the cancer stick from your mouth as you approach her, puffing smoke rings into her face.
"Consider yourself lucky there's kids inside. Just keep your legs shut and I want you in my sight at all times."
>Her pupils dilate as she takes a hard swallow, sweat beading down her forehead.
>"O-Of course...C-Cheerilee."
>Your unbreakable expressionless gaze creeps sends a chill across her body.
"Miss Cheerilee."
>She whimpers to herself, a tear escaping the side of her eye.
>"Y-Yes...Miss Cheerilee."
>You spit the cigarillo out on the ground as you stomp onto it, grinding it into the dirt.
"Let's go inside, hmm?"
>Her legs shaking as she nods sporadically.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Thu 02 Oct 2014 15:23:24 No.19999944 Report

Quoted By: >>20000002

We're going to probably crash any moment now once someone gets "the get."

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Anonymous Thu 02 Oct 2014 15:24:10 No.19999958 Report

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>>19999924
Hes back

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Anonymous Thu 02 Oct 2014 15:25:51 No.20000002 Report

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>>19999944
We can survive the get.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Thu 02 Oct 2014 15:25:52 No.20000005 Report

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Meta4Get

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Anonymous Thu 02 Oct 2014 15:27:37 No.20000072 Report

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>>19999924
keep it up based meta

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Thu 02 Oct 2014 15:54:17 No.20000301 Report

Quoted By: >>20000353 >>20000937

I-Is it over...? Did we survive?

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Anonymous Thu 02 Oct 2014 16:00:20 No.20000353 Report

Quoted By: >>20000367

>>20000301
Told you we'd get over it. Story time?

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Thu 02 Oct 2014 16:01:33 No.20000367 Report

Quoted By: >>20000924

>>20000353
Story time.

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Chrysalis !!y30WntgUcPQ Thu 02 Oct 2014 16:03:28 No.20000390 Report

Quoted By: >>20000419

>>19999924
dam Rarity is a pussy.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Thu 02 Oct 2014 16:06:30 No.20000419 Report

Quoted By: >>20000529

>>20000390
Hey, she just got a hooficure, no way she's gonna risk muddying it up.

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Chrysalis !!y30WntgUcPQ Thu 02 Oct 2014 16:17:53 No.20000529 Report

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>>20000419
lol

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Anonymous Thu 02 Oct 2014 16:28:06 No.20000629 Report

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>>19999924
>That badassery of Miss Cheerilee

Dong status: expand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1ES8CtWd9c

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Grim Ponka !!2IgrFeafAwp Thu 02 Oct 2014 17:10:23 No.20000924 Report

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>>20000367

I want more of that sweet sweet green you make meta!

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Anonymous Thu 02 Oct 2014 17:11:58 No.20000937 Report

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>>20000301
someone deleted the get as soon as they got it. Thats why there is no shitstorm right now.

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Grim Ponka !!2IgrFeafAwp Thu 02 Oct 2014 17:58:02 No.20001380 Report

Quoted By: >>20001421

D-Did I scare you off Meta-sama?

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Thu 02 Oct 2014 18:02:10 No.20001421 Report

Quoted By: >>20001556

>>20001380
Nah man, I got a splitting migraine with an ear infection. I'm practically eating Aleve like potato chips right now. I'm about halfway done though, probably gonna take a nap after this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Oct 2014 18:19:02 No.20001556 Report

Quoted By: >>20001605

>>20001421

Dude if it's that bad then get some rest. We waited one week for you to continue your story, I think we could survive another. Get better, writing while sick is hard as fuck.

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Grim Ponka !!2IgrFeafAwp Thu 02 Oct 2014 18:23:25 No.20001605 Report

Quoted By: >>20001746

>>20001556

Whoops, forgot my trips.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Thu 02 Oct 2014 18:39:28 No.20001746 Report

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>>20001605
Nah, man. I got it done now. I'm sure it's fine.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Thu 02 Oct 2014 18:41:21 No.20001761 Report

Quoted By: >>20001816 >>20003656 >>20013660

>>19999924
>Be Junior.
>You've been eyeing your plate for minutes now.
>What is this thing?
>Sweetie Belle's sister says it's called miso soup.
>It looks like...diarrhea paste to you.
>Smells like it too.
>You poke at the pasty mixture in anxiety, while Sweetie Belle sits next to you, stuffing her face with scallions and fried rice.
>For someone like Sweetie Belle, she's sort of a messy eater.
>You look over to your father, who is...yep.
>Chomping down mozzarella and green beans.
>His entire jacket is covered in bread crumbs.
>You sigh as you attempt to scoop some of this soup into your piehole.
>Wait...is that-
>Seaweed?
>You slam your back against the chair as you spill the spoons content on the tablecloth, you find yourself puking in your mouth a bit.
>Swallowing the acidic stomach batter, you wince and rub your temple.
>Moments later, Anon snickers to himself, looking at you and giggling a bit.
>"Hey...Carlto-"
>He buries his face in his arms and laughs to himself, as you blush.
"Shut up, Dad...wasn't my idea."
>Dad raises his head up, a grin plastered onto his face.
>"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I understand...so, maybe you can pass me the butter...Carlton?"
>He suppresses a laugh, his face growing red.
>You cross your arms, as he cackles to himself.
>Sweetie Belle looks over to you, confused.
>"It's not that funny...is it?"
>As he continues, you grunt as you dip your hand into your bowl.
>You sling a nasty piece of seaweed at Dad's face.
>His wheezing laughter is now reduced to an "eww eww eww" on repeat as he endlessly claws at his face to remove the moist green patch.
>You and Sweetie Belle both share a devious laugh, before he pelts you with a saucy block of tofu, which soon deflates when it hits your cheek.
>This is the straw that breaks the camel's back.
>A declaration of war.
>You soon find yourselves tossing hors d'oeuvres and blowing spitballs at each other, before you both spot the two mares walking back in, mouths agape and sharing a gasp.
>Oh crap.

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Grim Ponka !!2IgrFeafAwp Thu 02 Oct 2014 18:45:14 No.20001816 Report

Quoted By: >>20001824 >>20002060

>>20001761

> Diarrhea past

My sides!

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Grim Ponka !!2IgrFeafAwp Thu 02 Oct 2014 18:46:18 No.20001824 Report

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>>20001816

*paste

Stupid keyboard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Oct 2014 19:08:28 No.20002060 Report

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>>20001816
Shhh... its okay. Everyone has a diarrhea past. Mine was two weeks ago.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Thu 02 Oct 2014 19:14:32 No.20002107 Report

Quoted By: >>20003302

Alright boys and goys, I feel pretty shitty so I'm gonna go lay down and probably overdose on aspirins and hot compress my ear off. So I'll be back later. TTYL <3

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Oct 2014 20:53:32 No.20003302 Report

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>>20002107
See ya later Meta. I love you

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Chrysalis !!y30WntgUcPQ Thu 02 Oct 2014 21:20:24 No.20003656 Report

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>>20001761
good update

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Anonymous Thu 02 Oct 2014 21:31:08 No.20003803 Report

Quoted By: >>20006064

>>19999924
Rarity is turned on and now wants that cherilee

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Oct 2014 23:42:24 No.20005436 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous Fri 03 Oct 2014 00:36:56 No.20006064 Report

Quoted By: >>20006247

>>20003803
Wait, now I see it too! Oh shit nigga, what have you done?

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Anonymous Fri 03 Oct 2014 00:51:50 No.20006247 Report

Quoted By: >>20006583

>>20006064
Created the most akward love triangle ever

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Anonymous Fri 03 Oct 2014 01:14:52 No.20006583 Report

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>>20006247
I'm really starting to become sick of your pokemon fags in /mlp/. Please die repeatedly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Oct 2014 02:08:02 No.20007365 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous Fri 03 Oct 2014 02:57:32 No.20008128 Report

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Vump

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Anonymous Fri 03 Oct 2014 03:35:05 No.20008708 Report

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moar

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Anonymous Fri 03 Oct 2014 04:23:24 No.20009490 Report

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bump

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Anonymous Fri 03 Oct 2014 04:36:00 No.20009674 Report

Quoted By: >>20013149

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Anonymous Fri 03 Oct 2014 04:50:42 No.20009936 Report

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Bump because it is apparently my one job

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Anonymous Fri 03 Oct 2014 05:52:24 No.20010803 Report

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Anonymous Fri 03 Oct 2014 07:54:30 No.20011986 Report

Quoted By: >>20012040

late night studying bump

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LarfPone001 Fri 03 Oct 2014 08:01:18 No.20012040 Report

Quoted By: >>20012140

>>20011986
>late night studying

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Anonymous Fri 03 Oct 2014 08:18:25 No.20012140 Report

Quoted By: >>20012175

>>20012040
I sure as hell am trying. I did go out and get pic related just in case I fail.

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LarfPone001 Fri 03 Oct 2014 08:27:05 No.20012175 Report

Quoted By: >>20012478

>>20012140
Clever, very clever.
But you should get at least 3 hours of sleep after you study.
Otherwise you wont have time for the information to sink into your long-term memory.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Oct 2014 09:37:36 No.20012478 Report

Quoted By: >>20018907

>>20012175
Sucks too that I am in a shitty sleep habit. went to bed at 9 pm my time, woke up at 2 am. Thanks for the advice though. Hopefully I can get some shut eye.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Oct 2014 11:56:09 No.20012974 Report

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Bimp

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Anonymous Fri 03 Oct 2014 12:34:53 No.20013149 Report

Quoted By: >>20013195 >>20013250

>>20009674
Why do I have the image of Anon now being fucking Rick Astley or Conan O'Brien or whoever that is. Anyways, welcome back guys to another exciting day of Cheerilee & Friends working title greentext, where I have close to 10 hours of free time to write and you're left with 2-4 greentexts a day. I called in Jewish to work today, Yom Kippur is fucking based. It's good to be a fake Jew for a day. So I'm gonna sit my ass down and write these things, and probably do jackshit in between them. So relax, pull up a chair, have a nice iced tea, pull out your 27 inch japseye and snort a line off of your shaft and autofellatiate yourself because we're about to begin with some tasty ass greens aaaaall weekend, faggots. Stick around.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Oct 2014 12:43:05 No.20013195 Report

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>>20013149
y-y-yes sir

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Fri 03 Oct 2014 12:52:54 No.20013250 Report

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>>20013149
Forgot my trip

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Fri 03 Oct 2014 14:29:16 No.20013660 Report

Quoted By: >>20013692 >>20014970

>>20001761
>Be Sweetie Belle.
>You kick your hooves against the bottom of a stool, as you, Junior and...Junior's Dad sit in the timeout corner.
>Come on, Rarity. It was just one spitball.
>...Maybe two.
>Maybe you also threw a mozzarella stick.
>You pout as you look to the ground.
>Junior's Dad crosses his arms and whines like a little girl.
>"I shouldn't even be here...you started it."
>"Shut up, Dad."
>He sticks his tongue out and blows a Bronx cheer at Junior.
>Junior response is just as immature, getting into a slap fight with his father.
>You groan as you try and pull Junior away.
"Guys! Stop i- WAAAH!"
>As you rip him off of his Dad, you slide off the stool onto the floor.
>You wince as you rub your bruised flank, Junior sliding off of you, responding with a halfhearted-
>"Sorry..."
>You observe Rarity dashing in, running to your side.
>"Sweetie Belle, are you alright, darling?"
>She lifts you up to your hooves and notices the blemish on your side, as she scoffs.
>"I can't even leave you alone in time-out it seems...I still can't believe you three did such a thing!"
>You all say in unison in an unenthusiastic monotone.
"Sorry Rarity..."
>"And furthermore the consequen-"
>You soon hear a audible cough across the room as you see Rarity slightly jump, the color draining for her.
>Despite the fact that she's completely blank of color.
>"Rarity, you shouldn't stray away from your friend. It's quite uncouth."
>You grow a concerned look as Rarity's voice goes shaky.
>"I-I apologize profusely...M-Miss Cheerilee."
>The purple pony slowly trots over to the corner.
>"Perhaps you and Sweetie Belle should clean off the table, I'll take my idiots home."
>You turn over to Junior as you extend your hoof to him.
"Well, I guess I'll see you tomo-"
>Suddenly, you feel yourself levitating as Rarity's horn carries you.
>"Y-Yes indeed, Miss Cheerilee! Come on Sweetie! Help me with the d-dishes now!"
>You reach your hooves out to him before you sigh and put them down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Oct 2014 14:34:21 No.20013692 Report

Quoted By: >>20014195 >>20015701

>>20013660
Cheerilee is a bitch holy shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Oct 2014 16:02:00 No.20014195 Report

Quoted By: >>20014225 >>20014246

>>20013692
Dont fucking forget psycho fucking Sweete who based Scootaloo over the head with a fucking glass bottle, almost killing her. I mean Jesus fucking Christ Meta.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Oct 2014 16:06:20 No.20014225 Report

Quoted By: >>20014284

>>20014195
So we have two crazies. Fun.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Fri 03 Oct 2014 16:09:29 No.20014246 Report

Quoted By: >>20014284

>>20014195
Oh, I didn't forget. Trust me, something tells me you'll like the next caper with the CMC. ;^)

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Grim Ponka !!2IgrFeafAwp Fri 03 Oct 2014 16:13:53 No.20014284 Report

Quoted By: >>20014366 >>20014674

>>20014225

>>20014246

And you say you can't write Ponk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Oct 2014 16:22:57 No.20014366 Report

Quoted By: >>20014378 >>20019905

>>20014284
Well, I'm not the writer of this thread. But I refuse to write pinkie pie. Fucking hate her.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Oct 2014 16:24:03 No.20014378 Report

Quoted By: >>20014435

>>20014366
Then re-interpret her. No reason to the use cannon.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Oct 2014 16:29:32 No.20014435 Report

Quoted By: >>20014468

>>20014378
Why would I write pinkie or any character for that fact, if I don't write them as canon as possible? (This obviously excludes characters who don't have a canon personality.)

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Grim Ponka !!2IgrFeafAwp Fri 03 Oct 2014 16:34:15 No.20014468 Report

Quoted By: >>20014674

>>20014435

Oops, sorry man. That comment was supposed to be for Meta, I just used your comment to point out that he is good at writing crazies. I for got to put your comment in green, my bad.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Fri 03 Oct 2014 16:59:57 No.20014674 Report

Quoted By: >>20014732

>>20014468
>>20014284
I wrote Ponks in here for like a couple posts back in the second/third thread, but she had like only 2-3 lines. Poinks is the best horsie though, it's tempting. Whenever I manage to push out at least two more posts here, I might consider taking a spin in the Ponka Pae thread. Don't expect anything on par with this, or anything at all.

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Grim Ponka !!2IgrFeafAwp Fri 03 Oct 2014 17:06:29 No.20014732 Report

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>>20014674

I know about those. I've been lurking here since the beginning

You'll do fine. If anything, your brand of comedy is perfect for Pinks. I can't wait to see what you're going to cook up.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Fri 03 Oct 2014 17:39:28 No.20014970 Report

Quoted By: >>20020514

>>20013660
>"I swear, you two never cease to surprise me with every day."
>Be best dad.
>It's getting late, and you're walking home, skipping next to Flowerbutt as you cradle your prodigy.
>A particular little thing that you are just so fond of.
>It's amongst the only things in the world you will love more than life itself.
>You peek at it, a tin tray hastily wrapped with aluminum foil, as you grab another breaded delight and pop it into your mouth.
>From the description you gave your appeasing appetizer, it sounded like you were talking of a son, but that would be silly because Carlton is on Cheerilee's back.
>Moments later, you soon arrive at your doorstep.
"Fun night, wasn't it?"
>You look at the expressionless Cheerilee.
>Even that stone transporter that passes through here couldn't rival her emotionless complexion.
>You divert your attention to the lock as you garner no responses as you open the door.
>Waltzing inside, you plop down onto the couch and spread your legs, the tray in your lap.
>Turning on the TV, you slowly peel the foil off, the crinkling noise is music to your ears.
>It's Saturday night, time for late night.
>As you shove the bread crumbs and cheese into your mouth, you tune into a talk show.
>Some donkey with an orange toupee is interviewing one of those crystal ponies.
>You wish you knew what they were talking about if you weren't lost in the taste of the sauce.
>Is this fucking raspberry marinara sauce?
>You could just eat this shit for life.
>It's not like bread makes you fat...right?
>While you've been so involved in these cheese sticks, you've come to notice Cheerilee has sat next to you.
>She doesn't seem really mad anymore, since you just wrapped your arm around her and she hasn't swatted it away.
>You kiss her ear, as her face starts to go wobbly for some reason.
>Suddenly she rests her face in your shoulder, crying lightly.
>Shit, what?
>You lift her from your shoulder as you gaze upon her wet face.
"...Did you want one?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Oct 2014 19:05:53 No.20015701 Report

Quoted By: >>20015990

>>20013692
>Cheerilee is a bitch holy shit.

And anon is an asshole
is like full circle

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Anonymous Fri 03 Oct 2014 19:35:11 No.20015990 Report

Quoted By: >>20016053 >>20016812

>>20015701
>No one is perfect in this story
I am so happy.

Its like icecream is character development.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Fri 03 Oct 2014 19:41:04 No.20016053 Report

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>>20015990
That has got to be the best comparison to anything I've heard all week.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Oct 2014 20:50:37 No.20016812 Report

Quoted By:

>>20015990
Oh god my sides. That gif.

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LarfPone001 Fri 03 Oct 2014 23:28:07 No.20018907 Report

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>>20012478
No problem. Good luck

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LarfPone001 Sat 04 Oct 2014 00:52:23 No.20019905 Report

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>>20014366
I agree

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Anonymous Sat 04 Oct 2014 01:01:47 No.20020012 Report

Quoted By: >>20020038

How does one keep a thread alive? started one yesterday and it died this morning.

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Anonymous Sat 04 Oct 2014 01:03:44 No.20020038 Report

Quoted By: >>20020140

>>20020012
yes

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Anonymous Sat 04 Oct 2014 01:12:16 No.20020140 Report

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>>20020038
>yes
not helpful.... but thanks

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 04 Oct 2014 01:41:05 No.20020488 Report

Quoted By: >>20020669

So, it's been 8 hours since the last post. Sorry about that, while I was taking my ear drops I had to lay down for a few minutes. In short, I fucking passed out while doing that. I'm back now, and I wrote some more. So I'll put that up right now.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 04 Oct 2014 01:43:36 No.20020514 Report

Quoted By: >>20024987 >>20027893

>>20014970
>In hindsight, you realize you're fucking mentally handicapped.
>If you were any dumber, you'd be talking about rabbits while Cheerilee bashes your head in.
>Of course she doesn't want one, you elephantboulder.
>It's at this point you realized this bond is pretty much just a complete juxtaposition.
>You cradle her head, holding her up to your level as tears slip down her cheeks.
"So I guess that's a no?"
>Just stop talking.
>Please for the love of God or Celestia or whatever it is here.
>It's amazing your stupidity and foreign appearance haven't coincided to land your head on a pike in this town.
>Putting a halt to your attempt at consoling her and just bring her close to you, her head resting over your shoulder as she weeps.
>You pat her back lightly as you embrace her tightly, her hind and front legs wrapping around you.
>You wonder what's eating at her?
>Maybe it's why she's been so bitter tonight.
>Maybe Rarity might have said or did something tonight?
>You did see Rarity act like a bit of a twonk when you left.
>Well, maybe.
>Maybe it's you.
>Aside from being as bright as a golf bag, you're a lot different than everyone else.
>I mean, to them, you could be uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits and maybe she just pities you.
>No no, that can't be it.
>Maybe it's the fact you're just being ungrateful really.
>Or even a bit of a...what's the word.
>Cunt?
>But it's with good reason!
>She went out and got hammered over something that didn't even go down!
>You figure if you both keep holding that over each other, it's just going to tear you both to pieces.
>From what you can imagine, you both come to realize this by now.
>She could be sorry for all the negativity she's put you through tonight.
>Then again, your guess is just a guess.
>She could probably just be upset she's here.
>You attempt once more to express your affinity and concern for her.
"Cheerilee..."
>She looks up at you, sniffling and eyes wobbly.
"...You're my semi-everything."

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Anonymous Sat 04 Oct 2014 01:58:56 No.20020669 Report

Quoted By: >>20020717

>>20020488
Ear Infection?

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 04 Oct 2014 02:02:56 No.20020717 Report

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>>20020669
Swimmer's ear.

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Anonymous Sat 04 Oct 2014 02:20:05 No.20020910 Report

Quoted By: >>20021147 >>20021244 >>20021369

Relevant for this thread

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Anonymous Sat 04 Oct 2014 02:37:46 No.20021147 Report

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>>20020910
Shit nigga thats kawaii as fuck.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 04 Oct 2014 02:45:40 No.20021244 Report

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>>20020910
This is just great. I'll probably use this for the next thread. it's getting to the point where i have more cheerilee pictures than my clop foldernot sure if that's a good thing or not

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Anonymous Sat 04 Oct 2014 02:54:57 No.20021369 Report

Quoted By: >>20021456

>>20020910
Now I want to see a pic/short comic of an aged Cheerilee and Anon giving their goodbyes to a 20 y.o. or so Anon before he starts walkin out of the house with a duffel bag/backpack/travel bag or whatever.[/spoiler:lit] Junior will have to leave someday and start fresh with whomever his girl in Equestria will be. I feel so happy about this one outcome;_;

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 04 Oct 2014 03:01:45 No.20021456 Report

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>>20021369
Something tells me you'll like the epilogue I have planned once we're done. But let's keep that on the down low, hmm? ;^)

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Anonymous Sat 04 Oct 2014 03:10:23 No.20021578 Report

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>>20021456
>Excitement cannot be contained

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 04 Oct 2014 03:33:36 No.20021836 Report

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I think this will be it for now, though. I'm pretty tired and I'm tapped out of what to do for now. Might get to starting off some shit in this thread >>19931537 but don't keep your hopes up because again, I'm pretty tired. But I'm done here for now. Pastebin's updated, and keep this thread alive or...well, I'll just probably make another one. Goodnight!
it's still yom kippur here so picsomewhatrelated

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Anonymous Sat 04 Oct 2014 05:27:11 No.20023482 Report

Quoted By: >>20023573

all alone once again eh.

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Anonymous Sat 04 Oct 2014 05:34:26 No.20023573 Report

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>>20023482
Nah, i'm still here

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Anonymous Sat 04 Oct 2014 06:28:03 No.20024321 Report

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Bump

you expected a bump but it was me a crappy story

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you expected a bump but it was me a crappy story Sat 04 Oct 2014 07:37:56 No.20024987 Report

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>>20020514
>You're my semi-everything

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Anonymous Sat 04 Oct 2014 10:08:49 No.20025844 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous Sat 04 Oct 2014 10:45:05 No.20025982 Report

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>>20024987
half everything.... one would assume that the boy is the other half.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 04 Oct 2014 12:10:36 No.20026310 Report

Quoted By: >>20026441 >>20026444 >>20026518

>>20024987
>>20025982
It was actually a nod to something Cheerilee said a couple posts ago, but sure I guess. Anyways. Morning folks. How's everyone doing? Don't answer that, just telling you more green is on the way in an hour or two. Hope you stick around because well, gotta have someone to read it.

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Anonymous Sat 04 Oct 2014 12:39:40 No.20026441 Report

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>>20026310
heh I forgot that line about schnapps and stuff. So maybe mozarella sticks with raspberry marinade would be anon's other semi everything instead the boy.

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Anonymous Sat 04 Oct 2014 12:40:28 No.20026444 Report

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>>20026310
Awaiting fresh green

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Anonymous Sat 04 Oct 2014 12:53:43 No.20026518 Report

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>>20026310
Can't wait for your delicious green meta. I want it all inside my brain

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Anonymous Sat 04 Oct 2014 15:44:08 No.20027511 Report

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bump for gren

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 04 Oct 2014 16:23:57 No.20027878 Report

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Sorry for the wait guys, friend rescheduled for brunch at last minute. I'm back now and I wrote something. Putting it up now.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 04 Oct 2014 16:25:00 No.20027893 Report

Quoted By: >>20030982

>>20020514
>Beep. Beep. Beep.
>Goddammit, this stupid watch is glitching again.
>You never got the hang of this 48 hour timer, you probably set it wrong.
>Because you certainly didn't picture yourself getting up at 4AM on a Sunday.
>Then again, you never really wake up any time before 1PM on...well any day come to think of it.
>Unemployed and sleeping in.
>The life of a prince.
>Or at least a towering bipedal freak of nature whom no one wants to hire and lives tax-free.
>Yippie.
>You spend 5 minutes trying to blindly find the buttons to turn the thing off in the near pitch black darkness.
>May as well stay up.
>You click the power button on the TV, the flashes of light guide your way to the kitchen.
>Grabbing your shoulders and rubbing them, you really think you oughta put on the heater.
>Or at least wear a shirt.
>Speaking of which, where the hell is it anyways?
>You're pretty dopey sometimes, but you're fairly sure you'd notice if someone took the clothes right off your back.
>But in retrospect, you'd probably doubt that.
>Limping at a snail's pace into the kitchen, you pour water into the coffee maker, shove a cup inside, and lean your head against it, shutting your eyes.
>You rest as you think about last night, and well, appetizers.
>Fried cheese aside, you can't really remember much from last night.
>Just a lot of crying, you don't even think Cheerilee even talked.
>Before you can wonder about anything else, you find your hairy chest become saturated in hot liquid as you scream and jump and run around the kitchen.
>You forgot to put a fucking mug under the maker and it just shot out coffee and it's spilling everywhere.
>Struggling, you find a pot and stick it under the maker as it spews coffee lifelessly.
>You grip your stomach as you head back to the living room.
>Looking down, you see Cheerilee.
>She's wearing your shirt, loosely buttoned and oversized for her.
>The collar is wet from her crying, but under her disheveled mane, you can make out a small smile.

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LarfPone001 Sat 04 Oct 2014 16:37:17 No.20027996 Report

Quoted By: >>20028028

I have to say, aside from the gramatic and spelling errors from early on, I am quite enjoying this.
One of the main spelling errors I have seen is the use of alot. alot isn't a word, gotta use dem spaces.
Otherwise I haven't seen much.
Keep it up.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 04 Oct 2014 16:42:04 No.20028028 Report

Quoted By: >>20028499

>>20027996
Yeah I know I screw up with alot...well, a lot. If I really make that mistake quite often, I'll keep an eye out in the future.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Oct 2014 17:32:54 No.20028472 Report

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bump

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LarfPone001 Sat 04 Oct 2014 17:36:46 No.20028499 Report

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>>20028028
>I'll keep an eye out

Sounds good to me. It isn't that much of a problem.
But its something to watch for.
You're doing well to keep it running this long.

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Anonymous Sat 04 Oct 2014 18:45:03 No.20029283 Report

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Cheeribump

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Anonymous Sat 04 Oct 2014 19:43:26 No.20030026 Report

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bomp

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 04 Oct 2014 20:51:41 No.20030820 Report

Quoted By: >>20038288

Scumbag Windows 8 restart to update while I was writing and I lost everything. The one time I don't write in Notepad+. I'll rewrite it now.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 04 Oct 2014 21:03:57 No.20030982 Report

Quoted By: >>20031254 >>20033426 >>20043201

>>20027893
>As you stand, you divert your attention to the flickering television.
>There's an infomercial from what you can make out to be a cardio exerciser or something.
>From what you can see, that stallion's pants are too tight, you can make out a-
>Now you got first degree coffee burns and third degree brain damage.
>You gag as you turn away, soon hearing the beep of the coffee maker.
>You figure you should probably clean up the kitchen counter, you can hear the liquid dripping onto the floor endlessly.
>As you walk back, you hear a high-pitched moan, as well as various stiff joints cracking.
>You look back to see a purple hoof in the air.
>Eh, you'll tend to your caffeinated catastrophe later.
>Stepping in front of Cheerilee, she wiggles around aimlessly as all the sudden noise starts to wake her up.
>Eventually, a green iris begins to show itself as you kneel down into her sight.
"Morning, hun."
>A small grin forms on her face as her eyes refuse to open completely.
>"Heeeey, snugglemuffin~"
>I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabetes.
>These stupid pet names were the bane of you.
>But you can't help but get a bit of a guilty pleasure from them.
>You shake your head slowly.
>You see her snout perk up as she sniffs and makes an "mmphf" sound.
>"You smell like french vanilla..."
>Your face goes red as she swings her hoof around as your long sleeve flails around in the air with it.
"I had a bit of a...'kettle malfunction.'"
>She giggles to herself, blushing as you catch her looking down at your wet torso.
>"I could get used to you being shirtless...mmhmm..."
>You smirk, pacing around the couch.
"It's 4 in the morning, Cheerilee."
>She snickers to herself as she sighs.
>"It ain't no trouble to look, schmoopy."
>As you two gab with each other, you sit down with her.
"Cheerilee."
>She brushes her leg against your lap.
>"Yes, Nonnywonny?"
>You grunt at the assault of pet names as you clear your throat.
"What was last night?"

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LarfPone001 Sat 04 Oct 2014 21:24:24 No.20031254 Report

Quoted By: >>20033426

>>20030982
>I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabetes.

MY SIDES... AHHHH!!!

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Anonymous Sat 04 Oct 2014 22:29:09 No.20032099 Report

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Bempity

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Anonymous Sat 04 Oct 2014 23:23:52 No.20032853 Report

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bump

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Anonymous Sun 05 Oct 2014 00:14:36 No.20033426 Report

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>>20030982
>>20031254
you spelled 'diabeetus' wrong.

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Anonymous Sun 05 Oct 2014 01:47:07 No.20034455 Report

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bump

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Anonymous Sun 05 Oct 2014 02:48:50 No.20035052 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous Sun 05 Oct 2014 03:51:34 No.20036007 Report

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Writefag come back

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Anonymous Sun 05 Oct 2014 05:17:39 No.20037349 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous Sun 05 Oct 2014 06:07:43 No.20037989 Report

Quoted By: >>20038003

Writfag come back home

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Anonymous Sun 05 Oct 2014 06:08:55 No.20038003 Report

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>>20037989
Stop being impatient, holy fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Oct 2014 06:34:36 No.20038288 Report

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>>20030820
Sweet recovery. Been offline for a couple of days due to IRL travel issues. Thank you for being a writefriend.

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Anonymous Sun 05 Oct 2014 07:44:54 No.20038888 Report

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night bmp

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Anonymous Sun 05 Oct 2014 10:07:34 No.20039682 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous Sun 05 Oct 2014 12:12:30 No.20040414 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous Sun 05 Oct 2014 12:32:16 No.20040534 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous Sun 05 Oct 2014 13:00:39 No.20040706 Report

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Bumping

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Anonymous Sun 05 Oct 2014 15:22:45 No.20041612 Report

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Bump

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 05 Oct 2014 16:07:19 No.20042012 Report

Quoted By: >>20042453

Oh, howdy guys. I...may have went out and got a teeny tad bit hammered. I'm sure /mlp/ was busy Saturday night too...right? Couldn't really get that other post out. But fear not! I shall provide the delicious lettuce in a few moments. And then a few moments comes a few hours. So stick around!
picunrelated

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Anonymous Sun 05 Oct 2014 16:50:20 No.20042453 Report

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>>20042012

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Anonymous Sun 05 Oct 2014 17:53:14 No.20043166 Report

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 05 Oct 2014 17:55:26 No.20043201 Report

Quoted By: >>20049387

>>20030982
>Her expression goes cold as she looks down, burying a hoof into the cushions.
>"I don't really want to talk about it..."
>You sigh as you still don't have an answer, but you run your hand along her side as her mood deflates.
"It's okay Cheerilee. I understand."
>You really don't understand but whatever.
>"I'm sorry about..."
>She goes silent again, whimpering.
>You figure it's about last night in general, as you pick her up slowly and hold her, her back pressed against you.
"It's alright...you want some coffee?"
>She nods slowly.
>"Coffee would be nice."
"...You mind if it's in a pot?"
>Turning over to you, she has a concerned and almost unmoved look on her face.
>You are now both sitting at the dinner table, you have a blanket over you as she still wears your shirt.
>It's kind of cute, the sleeves are too big for her and she almost drags the thing around with her on the floor.
>Like a kid wearing a father's old overcoat.
>You sip from the stainless steel pot as you pass it over to her.
>"...How did this even happen? I swear I left the kettle already in the maker last night..."
>You scratch the back of your head, blushing.
"Maybe I can make up for it with breakfast?"
>She shakes her head, pupils dilated.
>"Nonono, I got that covered! Trust me...heh."
>You sit back and cross your arms as she takes a sip from the pot, giggling a bit.
>"A bit too much creamer, honeybunny."
>You groan.
"I'm not a pet or something."
>Her voice goes down to a lower mocking tone.
>"Don't pretend you don't love it, schmoopy."
>You roll your eyes, as she gets up and walks to the stove, laughing to herself.
>As you finish your coffee, you walk up behind her, rubbing along her neck as she stirs around a spoon.
"Whatcha making?"
>She purrs as you massage her neck.
>"Homefries."
>You peer over into the bowl, sticking your tongue out.
"Cheeri, humans can't eat hay."
>"You're missing out then~"
>You shut your eyes and turn your head.
"I guess it's ketchup sandwiches for me...again."

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Anonymous Sun 05 Oct 2014 18:53:55 No.20043863 Report

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bumpf or more

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Anonymous Sun 05 Oct 2014 20:11:22 No.20045060 Report

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bump

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Anonymous Sun 05 Oct 2014 20:15:19 No.20045114 Report

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bump for pretty please more

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 05 Oct 2014 21:01:34 No.20045667 Report

Quoted By: >>20046277 >>20047755

Sorry guys, I was writing over in the Ponks thread here >>20045260

Getting back to work on Flowerbutt now.

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Anonymous Sun 05 Oct 2014 21:50:35 No.20046277 Report

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>>20045667
Please do.

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Anonymous Sun 05 Oct 2014 23:40:37 No.20047724 Report

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Anonymous Sun 05 Oct 2014 23:42:26 No.20047755 Report

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>>20045667

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Anonymous Mon 06 Oct 2014 00:48:29 No.20048685 Report

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*waiting intensifies*

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Mon 06 Oct 2014 01:29:50 No.20049387 Report

Quoted By: >>20060617

>>20043201
>You take another bite from your disgusting and soggy sandwich, you were more of a honey mustard person anyways.
>While Cheerilee scarfs down her bowl of homefries with glee.
>You grunt as you look over to the window, the sun waking up and it's beams shining onto the metallic sink.
"Beautiful, isn't it?"
>She peers over to the window as well, the trail of light mesmerizing.
>"Oh wow, sun's out already? I should head down to the market."
>Your slight smile droops at her less than astonished answer.
>"Think I might do some shopping. I'm gonna pick up some of those chocolate-flavored cigar wraps...you want something, dearie?"
>You roll your eyes and playfully gag at her.
"You know all that tobacco and nicotine crap is bad for you, Cheeri."
>She scoffs at you.
>"Who says I'm wrapping tobacco?"
>Pondering her question, your face goes frozen.
>Fuck, man!
>"Well, anything?"
>Falling back into reality, you answer slowly.
"Um...some of those potato chips that taste like cheesy garlic bread and...Junior needs some double A's for his stupid game..."
>You rub your chin and crawl back into your thoughts as you say Junior's name.
>It's Sunday, Cheerilee is gonna be out for about an hour or two.
>Why not do something with your son?
>He's been in that damn room all week.
>Well...not exactly.
>Rephrase that, he hasn't exactly did anything with you for quite a while.
>Even before you landed in this world somehow.
>Hell, even Cheerilee has spent more time with him, helping with/doing his homework and watching him play his games.
>Maybe a baseball game?
>Nah, too cliche.
>Arcade?
>Just what you need, his eyes peeled at another screen.
>"Anon?"
>You shake your head as you awake from your daydreaming.
"Huh?"
>She taps her hoof as she waits by the door.
"Oh, uh...that one beer with the dragon on it?"
>"Crackle Lite?"
>You nod as she snickers.
>"Tastes like dragon piss more like."
>You groan as she walks out.
>"Love ya, Anon!"
>She shuts the door as you head to Junior's door.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Mon 06 Oct 2014 02:44:49 No.20050484 Report

Quoted By: >>20050657

Alright guys. That's it for tonight. Before I go, I wanted to apologize for the scarcity of posts and length between them. I'm being honest that I'm not just procrastinating and putting off doing them...well most of the time I'm not anyways. I can assure you I'll at the very least be getting out 2 posts a day, 3-5 being the most average figure. Maybe I'll get back on the horse soon enough and writing will fly. All the waiting, it's about as annoying for me as it is for you I'm sure. Well, with that out of the way, I'll see you all tomorrow. Pastebin is updated, pic unrelated, and goodnight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Oct 2014 02:57:47 No.20050657 Report

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>>20050484
Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow!

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Anonymous Mon 06 Oct 2014 04:33:44 No.20052339 Report

Quoted By: >>20056646

Page 10 bump

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Anonymous Mon 06 Oct 2014 05:06:54 No.20052978 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous Mon 06 Oct 2014 07:43:07 No.20054892 Report

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Bump.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Oct 2014 10:41:52 No.20055637 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous Mon 06 Oct 2014 13:37:37 No.20056381 Report

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Anonymous Mon 06 Oct 2014 14:40:14 No.20056646 Report

Quoted By: >>20057340

>>20052339
>>20052978
>>20054892
>>20055637
>>20056381
At least post a pic

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Anonymous Mon 06 Oct 2014 16:33:23 No.20057340 Report

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>>20056646
yo

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Anonymous Mon 06 Oct 2014 18:03:46 No.20058010 Report

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>>20057340
Wow, that is actually pretty fucking sad.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Oct 2014 20:26:33 No.20059555 Report

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Cheerials bump

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Anonymous Mon 06 Oct 2014 21:34:24 No.20060443 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Oct 2014 21:38:26 No.20060494 Report

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>>20060443
What is it with /mlp/ and nosebleeds

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Mon 06 Oct 2014 21:44:20 No.20060576 Report

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My fellow faggots, it is with great pride and honor to announce I am back from browsing the library. After spotting someone with a Flock of Seagulls haircut with a Pinkie Skrillex shirt and a landwhale laughing wheezily while searching "Spongebob Memes" on the library computer, it is again a day where I wish I just stayed home and used TOR Library. I've wrote a couple things on the go, something for this, and something for the Ponka thread. Sit tight.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Mon 06 Oct 2014 21:47:42 No.20060617 Report

Quoted By: >>20061694 >>20062624 >>20063527

>>20049387
"Hey. Junior. Junior! Carlton!"
>You shake him around as he lays on his side.
"Come on, kid. Get up!"
>He lets out a lengthy groan as he swats your arm away.
>"Dad...it's like midnight o'clock, you asshole. Go drink or something..."
>Speaking of drinks, you find a glass of warm and curdling milk on his nightstand.
>Grabbing it, you wait for him to shut his eyes again, before pouring it slowly on his head as he spasms, falling out of the bed, coughing.
"Watch your language."
>You smirk at him as he gets up, fists clenched and fuming.
>"What the heck, Dad?! That's like, waterboarding or sumthin'!"
>Getting ahold of some of his dirty clothes on the floor, you wipe the sour milk off of his face.
"Listen Junior, we oughta do something today. Something fun. Father and Son."
>He crosses his arms, exhaling.
>"Sounds pretty gay."
>Tapping your foot.
"The spoon begs to differ."
>He takes a hard gulp, before looking off to the side.
>"But...I promised Sweetie Belle we'd go over to Sugarcube Corner for milksh-"
>Hushing him, you kneel to his level, holding his shoulders.
"Listen, Jun-"
>Adjusting to his newfound moniker.
>"It's Carlton."
>You get up in his face, looking down at him.
"Listen...Carlton. What's more important to you? Some elementary crush, or your family?"
>The room fills with silence as your face falls a bit.
"...Don't answer that actually. Listen, I'll call Rarity and tell her Jun- ...Carlton rescheduled his playdate."
>He snorts a bit.
>"It's not a playdate, it's a HOT date."
>Your find yourself making a "pfft" sound as you laugh to yourself.
"Easy there, Romeo! ...So, I was thinking, maybe...the arcade?"
>A smile meets his face, as he soon runs around the room, looking for his jacket.
"BUT!"
>His head turns as he peers over to you, confused.
"One condition...you gotta give me a hug."
>He sighs, as he puts a counter offer on the table.
>"Handshake?"
>You shake your head, giggling.
>He rolls his eyes and embraces you awkwardly as you pat his back.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Oct 2014 23:12:36 No.20061694 Report

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>>20060617
>"Sounds pretty gay."

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Anonymous Tue 07 Oct 2014 00:15:53 No.20062475 Report

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Tue 07 Oct 2014 00:28:47 No.20062624 Report

Quoted By: >>20062888 >>20065342 >>20075615

>>20060617
>You later find yourselves inside a sleazy little arcade.
>The soda is flat, the pizza tastes like crackers with ketchup, and these fucking robotic singers on the stage are sending chills up your spine.
>You feel sorry for whoever gets the night shift around here.
>Anyways, you've been standing around with a cup full of tokens as Junior runs back and forth.
>He darts towards you again, a grin plastered on his face.
>"Dad! DAD! Eight tokens, come on!"
>You raise an eyebrow.
"Eight tokens? That's about 2 bits! What the hell is worth that much?"
>He points over to some rinky dinky crane machine as you facepalm.
"Carlton, you're not a toddler. You know those things are a stupid scam. Why don't you just find something you can ACTUALLY win at?"
>He whines and tugs on your arm.
>"Come ooooon Dad!"
>You pull your hand out.
"Anon Jr, I am not wasting 2 bits on some damn rigged game. Why don't you look for something to do over there?"
>You point him towards a corner of blinking mounted bikes and mini cars.
"Look, it's better than wasting all our tokens on some stupid teddy bear. Here, I'll even play with you."
>"Isn't there like a sign that says 50 year olds can't play the arcade games?"
>You roll your eyes and ruffle his hair up.
"That's without a child, plus I'm only 36. And believe it or not, I was your age too Carlton. I think I know my way around a joystick and button."
>He chuckles as he walks over to the corner.
>"Alwight, let's do this one then, it's got motion sensory control stuff too, the avatar mimics you!"
"Motion what now?"
>You prop yourself onto the mounted motorcycle and feed the greedy machine with tokens, as you select your characters and bikes.
>"Mine's got a skull on it."
>He smirks as you retort.
"Well my biker's a chick."
>You both start to play the game, as you knock him off the snowy cliffs and get a speed boost, soon enough, you're getting really involved, flailing your arms around and shouting.
>Junior hides his face in his shirt.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Oct 2014 00:51:15 No.20062888 Report

Quoted By: >>20062941 >>20063299

>>20062624
>thinly veiled Five Nights at Freddy's joke
I only know of that game because I just watched Markiplier play it. I'm a fucking casual.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Oct 2014 00:54:54 No.20062941 Report

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Anonymous Tue 07 Oct 2014 01:20:03 No.20063299 Report

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>>20062888
Look on the bright side,atleast it wasn't pewdiepie

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Anonymous Tue 07 Oct 2014 01:27:58 No.20063430 Report

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>>20063299
I thank myself everyday for not knowing about pewdie outside of my brother's rambling and the occasional cameo he has with Seananners.

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Grim Ponka !!2IgrFeafAwp Tue 07 Oct 2014 01:34:16 No.20063527 Report

Quoted By: >>20063566

>>20060617

Huh, I didn't think that the name 'Carlton' would actually stick.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Tue 07 Oct 2014 01:37:13 No.20063566 Report

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>>20063527
It's on and off (somewhat) intentionally, it's probably going to be used more or less in the future.

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Grim Ponka !!2IgrFeafAwp Tue 07 Oct 2014 01:44:09 No.20063710 Report

Quoted By: >>20063763 >>20065719

>>20063566

The whole 'Carlton' thing is starting to get on my nerves to be honest. It has nothing to to with your writing style nor the story itself, it's just every time I read his name I end up singing the Sweetie 'Bel Air' theme in my head, complete with spinning Will Smith.

Aww great, now it's on a perpetual loop... I knew I shouldn't have shared my feelings.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Tue 07 Oct 2014 01:47:05 No.20063763 Report

Quoted By: >>20064107

>>20063710
Just to add to the fire, I've been listening to this all day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4NCnH7RPZY

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Grim Ponka !aLVVVpRFtA Tue 07 Oct 2014 02:05:53 No.20064107 Report

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>>20063763

That... wasn't that bad

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Anonymous Tue 07 Oct 2014 03:24:14 No.20065342 Report

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>>20062624
Let us in

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Anonymous Tue 07 Oct 2014 03:49:12 No.20065719 Report

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>>20063710
> Junior IS Will Smith

Everything just got better

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Tue 07 Oct 2014 04:17:07 No.20066185 Report

Quoted By: >>20066445 >>20068365

Welp, that's it for tonight folks. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. Actually...you should probably stay here and bump it every now and then... Keep this thread alive. Pastebin's updated as always, and I will see you all in the afternoon. Take care.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Oct 2014 04:34:40 No.20066445 Report

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>>20066185
goodbye faggot we love you

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Anonymous Tue 07 Oct 2014 07:10:46 No.20068365 Report

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>>20066185
night meta

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Anonymous Tue 07 Oct 2014 14:08:28 No.20070113 Report

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Bumping

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Grim Ponka !!2IgrFeafAwp Tue 07 Oct 2014 14:14:26 No.20070140 Report

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>>20070113

Thank you Anon! I thought this thread was lost! We can't have this dying on us now, it's getting to the good part.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Oct 2014 16:34:11 No.20070921 Report

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>>20070113
Yet another bump

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Anonymous Tue 07 Oct 2014 17:47:44 No.20071468 Report

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Final bump before bad

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Anonymous Tue 07 Oct 2014 18:52:22 No.20072153 Report

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Tue 07 Oct 2014 20:46:19 No.20073775 Report

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Alright, kiddies. Gather around, it's feeding time! ...err, I mean reading time! You can still suck on my teats if you'd like.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Oct 2014 20:57:17 No.20073900 Report

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>>20073775
Oh boy oh boy oh boy

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Anonymous Tue 07 Oct 2014 22:03:46 No.20074680 Report

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Bumping for great justice

>>20073900

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Anonymous Tue 07 Oct 2014 22:38:57 No.20075111 Report

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>>20073775
I thought it was story/feeding time. What Happened?

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Tue 07 Oct 2014 23:05:06 No.20075402 Report

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>>20075111
Unexpected diversions ensued. Should be up in a few minutes.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Tue 07 Oct 2014 23:21:23 No.20075615 Report

Quoted By: >>20075675 >>20076293 >>20078909

>>20062624
"Boys, I'm home! ...Boys?"
>Be Cheerilee.
>You peer side to side, your neck sticking out from the door frame as you examine the empty house.
>Walking into the house cautiously, you make way to the abandoned kitchen as you slide the paper bag of groceries off your back onto the table.
>Rummaging through the bag, you make sure you got everything.
>Orange juice?
>Check.
>Anon's stupid potato chips?
>Check.
>Cigar wraps?
>Check.
>You dump out the bag onto the table, pushing the food aside, with the exception of a can of what seems to be pistachios.
>Peeling the lid off of the small container, you grin as you look at the tiny green baggie inside.
>White Widow?
>Check.
>Trotting over to the fridge, you get the proper necessities you need for lazing on a Sunday afternoon.
>Sipping casually from a wine cooler, you struggle as you slowly try and roll the cannabis contained cigar correctly.
>God, it's times like this you wish you had a horn.
>Stupid unicorns and their...stupid telekinesis.
>Fuck, you probably should have got a pack of cigarettes and cut off some filters or something.
>Oh well, what's a bit more tar down your throat gonna do?
>You finally perfect your magnificent blunt, even though magnificent is quite the overstatement as bits of the shredded product spills out from the tip.
>Oh well, time to get down to business.
>You collapse into the couch as you turn on the television to be greeted with a cheesy Neighties-esque punk rock music video.
>Striking a match against the coffee table, the fiery stick grows you clutch it with your teeth, inches from your snout.
>You light the blunt resting on your hoof as you pop it into your mouth, taking a lengthy inhale.
>Exhaling with pursed lips, as a thick fog scales your face, traveling up your nostrils.
>Your back buries itself further into the pillows and cushions as a sheepish grin meets your face.
>Soon enough, you find yourself getting up, eyes bloodshot and craving garlic bread quite a bit.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Oct 2014 23:27:02 No.20075675 Report

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>>20075615

It begins.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Oct 2014 00:19:49 No.20076293 Report

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>>20075615
best Cheerilee ever

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Anonymous Wed 08 Oct 2014 01:58:19 No.20077755 Report

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be nice to the teacher

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Anonymous Wed 08 Oct 2014 02:05:00 No.20077884 Report

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>>20076293
>ruffled fur
u-unf...

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Anonymous Wed 08 Oct 2014 02:41:47 No.20078547 Report

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Bumping for Mary Cheerilee

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Wed 08 Oct 2014 03:04:47 No.20078909 Report

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>>20075615
>Be Anon.
>Today was a good day.
>Well...excluding the fact that you got kicked out of the arcade for yelling at a young colt after he used a speed boost and rammed into your bike.
>Still, that fucker knew what he was getting into.
>Anyways, you dropped Junior off on his silly little date, giving you some time alone with Cheerilee.
>Maybe some REAL "alone time."
>That Horseshoe Bay Hoofie thing she did last time was rather nice...
>You come to a stop at the door.
>For some reason, you can feel the air grow thick, somewhat warm and moist as the pungent scent of lemon.
>You can almost taste a flavor of dirt on your tongue, as you wonder what the hell that smell is.
>Opening the door, you're greeted by a thick gale of smoke, and the sound of crinkling foil.
>Looking over to the couch, you see Cheerilee's arm resting over the couch, as she turns her head over to you slowly.
>Her eyes red and irritated, and a dopey smile on her face.
"Oh my gosh, Anon! Heeeeeeey."
>Clenching your fists, you slam the door.
"Are you seriously SMOKING POT in my house?!"
>She giggles, her voice crackling.
>"Anon, you're SOOOO cute when you're pissed at me...I really, really...like it."
>She blushes as she smashes her head into the pillows once more.
>You stomp over to her, as she lays watching rap videos on the TV screen, her hoof buried into a bag of potato chips.
>"Anon, look, Anon. Anon...I got your chips. An-"
"You do realize it smells like a fucking Jeff Airplane concert not even 10 feet outside the house, right?!"
>She shushes you, as she speaks up.
>"Psssh. Don't be on your rag, Anononon. I got a PBA card. It's all peachy, Anon...why dontcha come sit down with me?"
>Rolling your eyes, you walk into the kitchen, you spot a brown bag laying on the table, as you open it and peer at the goods.
>Or perhaps the lack of goods.
"Cheerilee? Did you even go shopping at all?"
>"Ye-hah, of course, Non."
"Then where are the groceries?"
>She releases a long nasty burp.
>"What groceries?"

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Wed 08 Oct 2014 03:05:59 No.20078928 Report

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>>20078909
shit missed a >

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Anonymous Wed 08 Oct 2014 03:30:48 No.20079208 Report

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Just been rereading the pastebin when something came to me
>You snickered a bit, it was always an odd sensation when someone as stern as a teacher cussed

>MFW i had a Biology teacher woman who not only cussed but gave the middle finger right in the middle of a class multiple times.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Oct 2014 03:59:36 No.20079601 Report

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Wed 08 Oct 2014 04:46:58 No.20080286 Report

Quoted By: >>20081068

Alright fellas, that's a wrap for now. Pastebins updated and Cheerilee is fucking blazed. Good night and see you tomorrow.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Oct 2014 06:04:40 No.20081068 Report

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>>20080286
Alright, cya later.
>>20079601
>Pic

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Anonymous Wed 08 Oct 2014 08:12:47 No.20081946 Report

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Anonymous Wed 08 Oct 2014 19:00:27 No.20086204 Report

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Anonymous Wed 08 Oct 2014 20:36:58 No.20087345 Report

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Where are you dear writefag?

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Anonymous Wed 08 Oct 2014 20:54:09 No.20087506 Report

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>>20087345
In your heart

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Wed 08 Oct 2014 21:58:31 No.20088260 Report

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>>20087506
Have you accepted Meta-kun as your true savior? (Updates in a bit.)

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Wed 08 Oct 2014 23:22:19 No.20089308 Report

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>>20078909
>You start to simmer down with Cheerilee and her lack of consideration about the fact that everyone outside can smell what she's doing.
>Not to mention the entire house is a hotbox of smelly fumes.
>But, over time, as the vapor wafts throughout the room, you seem to "calm down."
>You sit down on the couch with her, as you cross your eyes, aiming for the television.
>Exhaling, you rest your head against Cheerilee's rump, breathing in and out, as you feel your heart is about to burst from your chest.
"Cheerilee...you wanna share some with me?"
>She looks over to you, your face in her hip as she snickers.
>"Noooooo."
>You frown as you weakly swat an arm around in front of her.
"Come on, Cheerilee. Please?"
>"Maybe if you move your purty mouth a bit down south..."
>Her laugh is of that of a sinister witch, high-pitched and ugly.
>You grab the blunt from the corner of her mouth.
"Like fuck I will."
>Taking a drag from the sloppy spliff, your eyes grow weak.
>After about 10 minutes, you soon start to just literally suck on the thing like a vacuum, as you soon start to cough like a maniac.
>"Haaaaaaa Anon. You take some long ass drags."
"Shut up, Cheeri. It's be a looong while."
>"Psssh, whatever...can you still eat me out or something?"
>Your cheeks blending fairly well with your irritated eyes, you lift your head and sit up straight.
"No way, Cheerilee! Lick yourself or something, bitch..."
>"Did you...just call me...aaaaaa bitch?"
>You chuckle as you nod, slumping over as she pushes you aside.
>"Fuck yoooou then, you stupid...watermelon dick, face. I oughta kick you in the ribs, you big bastard!"
>She lays herself in your lap as you both quietly watch the television, the room silent with the exception of several "stoner noises" and hushed laughter.
>But, soon enough, Cheerilee starts to brush her mane against your torso.
>"Heeeey, Anon..."
"What's the matter, Cheeri?"
>She lets off a toothy grin.
>"Ever like, think about...our future or somethin'?"

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Anonymous Thu 09 Oct 2014 01:14:39 No.20090721 Report

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Thu 09 Oct 2014 01:16:46 No.20090749 Report

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>>20090721
Oh that picture takes me back to a simpler time. Also one more post coming up within the following hour.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Oct 2014 02:32:13 No.20091959 Report

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page 9 bumparoo

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Thu 09 Oct 2014 02:42:09 No.20092115 Report

Quoted By: >>20092236 >>20092255 >>20103934

>>20089308
>You press your head into the cushion.
"Whaddya mean, like the Mayans or something?"
>She giggles, shaking her head.
>"Noooo, silly. I don't even know what that is. I mean, like...our future. Us, as like, a people. No, as like a...a couple. Yeah."
>Letting out a burp, you slump into the couch as you nearly slide off.
"Gots no friggin' idea what you're talking about, ya batty mare."
>She whimpers, as she takes another drag from her joint, exhaling as the smoke trails up towards your face, sweat rolling down your forehead.
>"I'm talkin' about, ya know...being like one of the TV shows, with the, family and stuff. Except you're not wearing those stupid ass sweatervests. Maybe ditch this town and get a couple acres in Dodge...live off our own tomatoes, and...tomatoes, and...some of this good shit right here!"
"Cheers, I gotta tell ya, I don-"
>She grips your arm and looks into your eyes with an irritated expression.
>"Shut the fuuuuck up man, I'm not done yet!"
>You nearly jump, as she taps her hoof on your lap and continues.
>"Just you, me and Junior and...you know, maybe, maybe. If Celestia one day, looks upon us...and like, bends the rules just once...maybe we can have a little filly runnin' around."
>You can start to see Cheerilee's face shake, her eyes watering up.
>"W-We'll name her Blue Bayou...NO! R-Red Ribbon...it's a working title...I can see her running around Anon...she's got a mane just like momm-"
>She bawls into your lap, as you run your fingers through her mane, trying your best to reassure her.
>Nonetheless, she continues through her tears.
>"A-A-And I can see...she's throwing rice and flowers and cute crap like that...I got this, beautiful band of diamonds and g-gems around my hoof, and you're...you're...you're in a tuxe-"
>Snot leaking from her snout, she mutters unintelligibly into your waist.
>Eventually she falls asleep on your lap, as the smoke goes dry.
>You gently scratch her ears as she naps, looking out the window.
"Someday."

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Anonymous Thu 09 Oct 2014 02:50:11 No.20092236 Report

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>>20092115
Fuck. Just... fuck.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Oct 2014 02:51:48 No.20092255 Report

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>>20092115
This aint cool Meta. I wanted to see giggly shit from StonerLee, not shit that makes me fucking gut clench.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Thu 09 Oct 2014 03:03:59 No.20092444 Report

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>>20092255
Stonerlee is probably my favorite so far, I'm pretty sure Anon and Cheerilee are going to share a bong or something once or twice in the future for some comedic filler or something.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Oct 2014 03:17:40 No.20092649 Report

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>>20092444
Nice get, also top quality keks and feels with this story. Keep 'em coming

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Thu 09 Oct 2014 03:20:42 No.20092680 Report

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>>20092444
I never asked for trips.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Oct 2014 03:27:35 No.20092776 Report

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>>20092680
>Answers double dubs with trips
Stonerlee confirmed to be best Cheerilee

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Anonymous Thu 09 Oct 2014 03:34:55 No.20092868 Report

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>>20092680
Sholy Hiet

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Thu 09 Oct 2014 03:36:34 No.20092901 Report

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>>20092776
The character Cheerilee will now evolve into a Towelie-esque stoner character complete with topshelf cutaway gags and political messages towards the end of each post. Anon will actually end up getting killed off and Rarity shall become his replacement, as Cheerilee's scissoring buddy.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Oct 2014 03:47:39 No.20093042 Report

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>>20092901
The story will then evolve into a meaningful and deep metaphysical prose, questioning the death of the universe, entropy, and if its fair if Lesbians use dildos. Throughout the story, as Cheerilee drowns out the pain of losing Anon with hot lesbian Rarara sex, she hears a constant ringing, a ringing not medical in nature, nor magical. Driven to madness by the constant noise, she attempts suicide by noose, but as he is putting the rope around her neck, she hears Anons voice calling out to her, asking her something. He melts down as Anons voice echos through her mind, empty from her pain and suffering. Her mind cannibalizing itself in a recursive, fruitless search for some sort of logic, of an answer. An answer to an impossible question.
Who was phone? .

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Thu 09 Oct 2014 04:08:31 No.20093310 Report

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>>20093042
That was absolutely beautiful, you had me at metaphysical. But anyways, I'm done for tonight. Pastebin is updated, and I will post more tomorrow! Goodnight everybody!

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Anonymous Thu 09 Oct 2014 16:41:50 No.20097847 Report

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Anonymous Thu 09 Oct 2014 18:39:02 No.20099064 Report

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Anonymous Thu 09 Oct 2014 21:15:25 No.20101263 Report

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Oh where oh where could our writefag be, oh where oh where could he be...

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Thu 09 Oct 2014 21:54:08 No.20101816 Report

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>>20101263
I'm always in your heart. And your mind. But not your stomach, I'm not into that shit. But I am also writing in a separate thread. But I'm done there for now, so...let's get down to business here.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Oct 2014 22:24:07 No.20102238 Report

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>>so...let's get down to business here.

bow chicka bow wow

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Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2014 00:11:50 No.20103852 Report

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Fri 10 Oct 2014 00:16:13 No.20103934 Report

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>>20092115
"So...you're telling me he stole your tickets and bought himself a dumb old Chineighse hoof-trap?"
>Be Sweetie Belle.
>Nonny...err, Carlton has been filling you in about his whole day today at the arcade.
>It's quite the tale, the roles seem to be quite reversed.
>"...and then he got us both kicked out! Like, literally KICKED OUT!"
>You giggle as you take a sip from the towering glass of thick chocolate vanilla swirl at the center of the table.
>One glass, with two straws.
>A bit all too cliche, and pretty icky, you hope you don't get mono or something.
"So uh...Junior. Did you uh, brush your teeth this morning?"
>He takes a sip from the milkshake, as he looks at you questionably.
>"That's a pretty lame question to ask. My dad put a bar of soap in my mouth last night because I said 'shitballs', so kinda."
>You nervously giggle as you push the drink aside slightly when he passes it over to you.
"I...guess that works."
>You press your hooves on the table as you both sit in awkward silence.
"So."
>"So."
"Soooo...uh, weather's pretty nice out, huh?"
>He answers, uninterested.
>"Yeah, it's...kinda chilly."
>Again sinking back into a nerve-racking silence, Junior soon exclaims.
>"Ugh! This is so boring! Why did Scootaloo have to be in a concession or whatever? We could have all went crusading or something!"
>Whimpering, you rub your shoulder as you mentally roll around in your guilt.
>What's going to happen when she comes back?
>Maybe she might tell your Nonny.
>No! You can't let that happen!
>He'll think you're a freak!
>But that's what you are.
>You really really hurt your best friend over nothing!
>Nothing...more like her, trying to uh...get her tongue in his mouth!
>Oh, it's no use lying to yourself!
>You're a creep! A weirdo!
>"Sweetie Belle?"
>You shake your head, as you zoned out.
"Oh...sorry Carlton, I was...uh..."
>He awaits your response, you hold back telling him anything, mindlessly spurting.
"Uh...wanna practice making out again?"

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Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2014 00:17:46 No.20103959 Report

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>>20103852
>OHWHOAAAA GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FU-HUNNNN

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Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2014 01:53:57 No.20105324 Report

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>>20103934
keep going

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Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2014 03:07:55 No.20106314 Report

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Bumpy

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Fri 10 Oct 2014 04:26:34 No.20107476 Report

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>>20103934
>You soon find yourself clinging your hind hooves around Nonny just outside the confectionery.
>Occasionally pecking against your white lips, he twirls you around, holding you close.
>You can't help but show your enthusiasm.
"Whee!"
>He holds you in his grasp, hands scooped into your sides as you both soon begin to explore your mouths.
>You and him have only done this a couple times or so, but you have to say, he's gotten quite the "experience".
>And endurance, dear Celestia.
>How your Nonny just wrestles your tongue around for just minutes.
>It's just-
>"Oooh! Heya again, loveydoveys!"
>Almost propelling into the sky, you break the kiss abruptly as you divert your attention to a certain disruptive pink pony.
>You both say in unison.
>"Pinkie Pie!"
"Pinkie Pie!"
>She giggles and snorts, as she pushes you apart jokingly.
>"Aren't you a teeny tiny bit too young to be kissing? I remember when I was a lil' old filly I used to think boys we're gross! Well...actually, I didn't really meet any colts because I was being homeschooled on the farm, but I like to think I woulda-"
>You fall from his grasp to your hooves as you crinkle your nose up at Pinkie.
>Junior butts in with a response, apparently not knowing what the word 'colt' means.
>"I'm not even in a cult!"
>As Pinkie is occupied with addressing Junior's confusion, you pull her aside.
"What in the hay are you doing, Pinkie?"
>She rolls her eyes as she grins.
>"Well, duh! Remember the little talk we had the other day, missy loo-loo?"
"But I'm not even doing any of that weird stuff!"
>Pinkie shakes her head.
>"Tsk tsk tsk. Well, Rarity doesn't really like any of this kissy stuff either! Well, not that she knows or anything but-"
>You press your nose against hers as you look into her eyes.
"Pinkie Pie, can you please...promi- Pinkie promise me you won't tell my sister?"
>In response, Pinkie jabs herself in the eye with her hoof.
>"Ol' Auntie Pinkie Pie's got this secret sealed!"
"But you aren't my aunt!"

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Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2014 04:32:15 No.20107555 Report

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>>20107476
>I'm not even in a cult
Oh junior

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Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2014 05:10:54 No.20108073 Report

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>>20107476
>How your Nonny just wrestles your tongue around for just minutes

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Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2014 07:48:53 No.20109933 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2014 07:50:40 No.20109969 Report

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Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2014 14:04:11 No.20112837 Report

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Page 10 bump

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Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2014 15:39:17 No.20113710 Report

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testies 123 testies 123

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Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2014 16:22:04 No.20114109 Report

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>>20107555
1. >Checkin' em
2. > Soap in the mouth so kinda.
Maybe ol Anon Sr. shoulda jabbed that soap in his ear for a cleaning.

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Grim Ponka !!2IgrFeafAwp Fri 10 Oct 2014 19:37:43 No.20116521 Report

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Bumping with a Ponk.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Fri 10 Oct 2014 20:19:10 No.20117197 Report

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Hey guys, happy Poneiversary! I'm feeling pretty good today, and I got nothing else on my plate, let's try and put up more than 2 posts for today! Stick around!

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Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2014 21:20:42 No.20118072 Report

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>>20117197
I don't know why i did this

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Fri 10 Oct 2014 21:23:46 No.20118110 Report

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Fri 10 Oct 2014 22:35:53 No.20119505 Report

Quoted By: >>20119704 >>20119732 >>20120428 >>20121343

>>20107476
>After coming to an agreement with the nosy pony, you turn around to face Nonny.
>Wiping a hoof across your cheek, diverting your attention elsewhere.
"So..."
>He scratches his head as you two are left to an awkward standstill.
>His cheeks rosy red, you clench your teeth into an awkward grin.
>"So..."
>Pondering what else you could possibly doing, you think back to what Rarity and Pinkie said.
>They said that weird thing they thought we were doing was fun.
>But, they also said you have to be more "mature" for it!
>And have a very special somepony!
>Psh, what does silly Rarity know?
>She's so stupid, she had to have TWO special someponies to do it once!
>Talk about being a 'noob!'
>Ugh, Junior's stupid vernacular is rubbing off on you again.
>Besides, you are mature!
>Kinda, you're fairly sure this sex thing is something you can handle.
>All you gotta do is...you hope you don't actually have to put it in your butt...
>Maybe you can just lick, eww, no!
>It probably tastes like asparagus or something.
>Oh, who are you kidding?
>Rarity's right, you're too dumb for this.
>But...maybe she isn't.
>And...she's out with Fluttershy for the day for that stupid ensemble thing.
>...Hmm.
>If childhood has taught you anything, it's that the things that your elders don't want you doing, are always the things that are fun!
>It's worth a try, you guess.
>Maybe you can start a little...ahead.
>Like when Rarity had Caramel over after the big rodeo, and he just licked her butt.
>You always thought he was giving her raspberries from your sight through the keyhole.
>Still, she seemed really, really happy with it.
>Maybe he can do that?
>But would you have to lick his butt too?
>Eww!
"Hey, Carlton...maybe we can play a few games at the boutique!"
>He lets out an "ooo" in interest.
>"Are we gonna play Dragons and Dames?"
>You brush your hoof against your chin.
"...Kinda."
---

You know what's going down tonite. ;^)

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Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2014 22:50:31 No.20119704 Report

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>>20119505
Sweetie has been spying her sister private life way too much...

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Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2014 22:52:24 No.20119732 Report

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>>20119505
>Rarity needed 2 special someponies to do it one time
Its like a fashionista hoe down, sweetie is in the chute roaring to do
OP involve Spike pls

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Anonymous Fri 10 Oct 2014 23:42:49 No.20120428 Report

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 11 Oct 2014 00:58:10 No.20121343 Report

Quoted By: >>20121648 >>20124261 >>20124529 >>20124530 >>20126279

>>20119505
"Uh...so, where's the board games?"
>Be Junior.
>You're sitting Indian-style on the rug, your expecting Sweetie Belle would put some board games like Dragons and Dames or Martians vs. Goblins.
>But, apparently you were playing a new game today, that's always fun!
>She stumbles into the room, but there's no box or anything with her.
>Maybe it's one of those pretend games, like charades!
>...This is starting to get more and more uninteresting.
>She giggles at you.
>"Well...I thought we'd try a new game..."
>You turn your head to her.
"I don't see no game."
>She sits herself down on top of her bed, tapping the bedframe with her hooves.
>"It's a different kind of game...we take turns using our...tongues."
>You perk up.
"Like tying cherries with our tongues?"
>Metaphysic would make a joke about cherries, but he feels that you're too young and naive to know anything of that sort.
>"No, silly! ...Come sit up here on the bed, I'll show you what I mean."
>Crawling up the bed, you lay back and look up at her.
"So what's this about anyways? Tongue kissing?"
>She rolls her eyes, blushing.
>"Sorta. You see...I want you to kiss some lips."
>Sitting up, you position yourself inches from her face before she holds your head with a hoof.
>"But. Not those lips, silly!"
>Opening her legs, she points down as you gaze at her small puffy pink-
"PRIVATE PARTS!"
>You fall back and cover your eyes, blushing up a storm as she laughs.
>"Junior, it's okay!"
>Panicking, you quiver your lips.
"But you poop from there!"
>She smirks.
>"Not right now I don't."
>Shaking your head, you bury your head in her pillow.
"I'm not kissing that!"
>She runs a hoof down your back.
>"Come on Junior...if you kiss mine...I'll kiss yours!"
"But I have balls!"
>She blushes, soon pulling you out from the pillow, looking you in the eyes.
>"Junior...how about I lick yours first, so you see how it feels...?"
>You cross your arms, sticking your tongue out.
"Whatever. You're a weirdo today, Sweetie Belle."

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2014 01:18:32 No.20121648 Report

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>>20121343

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2014 02:30:02 No.20122583 Report

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2014 04:12:10 No.20123907 Report

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bump

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2014 04:37:55 No.20124261 Report

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>>20121343

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 11 Oct 2014 04:53:07 No.20124529 Report

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>>20121343
>You lie back, pressing your head against her pink pillow, as you feel her hooves press against your waistband.
>Blushing uneasily, you turn your head to the side as she pushes your pants down.
"It's cold...I think I should leave them o-"
>She pouts.
>"Come on, Junior! This is what special someponies do together! Aren't you my special somepony?"
>Drawing your attention to her, she makes big hurt puppy eyes at you, along with a fake quivering overbite.
>You roll your eyes and sigh, laying back down.
"Just don't bite anything..."
>She grins as she pushes your trousers down to your ankles, your pre-pubescent member barely standing.
"This is like...big back on Earth you know..."
>She blushes as she pokes at your head, you shiver a bit.
>You feel her hoof lightly run down the base of your wiener, curling your toes.
>"Don't you like when I rub my hoof on it?"
>You can feel blood rushing to your nether regions, as you witness your privates arise slightly.
"It's...really nice."
>She presses your member in between her hoofs, as she rubs them together, as if she was starting a campfire.
>Soon pushing them up and down, as you shut your eyes and wince.
"...You said you'd lick it too..."
>She conceals a laugh.
>"Oooh, now you're into it all of a sudden?"
>Face as red as a tomato, you only nod to her, as she brings her snout to your head.
>Her tiny soft tongue licks the back of your shaft, fondling the glands.
>Up and down, her lips resting on the pink pecker.
>You let out a high-pitched moan as her snout is soon buried into your sack, her tongue juggling.
>She pulls her face away and looks up at you, your lively dong pressing against her upper lip.
>"Do you like that, Nonny~?"
>You pant as you nod to her, speechless, as she runs her tongue along your head quickly.
>"How about this?"
>She takes a deep breath, opening her mouth as she takes in your tip as you subconsciously press your hand behind her head, as she presses herself further down, tightly closing her eyes.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2014 04:53:15 No.20124530 Report

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>>20121343
i did not hear a no

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 11 Oct 2014 05:06:07 No.20124800 Report

Quoted By: >>20125725 >>20125743

That's it for tonight, ladies and gentlemen. I'll continue in the morning. Hope you enjoy the jailbait. Sweetie Belle is the best loli cunt. Pastebin's updated, and goodnight!

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2014 05:59:48 No.20125725 Report

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>>20124800
oh lordy
i never read these things but you have my attention

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2014 06:00:50 No.20125743 Report

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>>20124800
also why why do i feel like i have heard of you

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2014 06:27:31 No.20126065 Report

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so i wait

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2014 06:44:27 No.20126279 Report

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>>20121343
>>Metaphysic would make a joke about cherries, but he feels that you're too young and naive to know anything of that sort.
wat

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2014 06:48:25 No.20126322 Report

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Ever have those moments where the autism clears temporarily and you think "what the fuck am I doing?"right before it closes back in again??.. I just had one of those...

feel free to continue.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2014 06:49:46 No.20126332 Report

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2014 09:16:12 No.20127399 Report

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2014 09:56:26 No.20127693 Report

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>>20125743
I don't know, you should check his pastebin and find out.
http://pastebin.com/u/Metaphysic

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2014 11:23:56 No.20127984 Report

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>>20125743

Maybe you've seen him in the Pinkie Pie threads.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2014 13:16:53 No.20128439 Report

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>>19916604
hey bros. Your thread was on page 9 so... Bump for you all.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 11 Oct 2014 14:30:37 No.20128907 Report

Quoted By: >>20129553 >>20130085

>>20125743
I dunno. I only started using this trip when I first started writing this. I'm really only writing for Ponka and this thread for now. So that's a pretty narrow area. I mean I have a FiMFiction too with this name, but there's nothing on it.

Anyways, goodmorning you sick bastards! Are you ready for more tangy green about 9 year olds fucking? You better be ready.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2014 15:54:24 No.20129553 Report

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>>20128907
im ready
also i think it was one of the paste bins

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2014 16:05:34 No.20129655 Report

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Meow

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2014 16:44:14 No.20129981 Report

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2014 16:53:03 No.20130085 Report

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>>20128907
>tangy
>green
>nine year olds fucking

I was born ready.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 11 Oct 2014 17:40:15 No.20130565 Report

Quoted By: >>20132034 >>20132217

>>20124529
>You watch her as she goes down on you.
>She descends further and takes most of your shaft into her mouth, slowly bobbing up and down.
>"Does my Nonny love this?"
>You fail to respond in English as you spout out gibberish as she quickens her pace.
>Counting how many times she goes up and down.
>One time, two times, it was one two times.
>It was two plus me equals- err...
>On second thought, you can't really think straight as you kick your legs around while moaning like a little girl.
>Not to mention you just suck at Maff in general.
>Speaking of sucking, you feel Sweetie's snout press against your hairless waist.
>She has covered your wiener in a thick coat of saliva, her tongue sticking out and supporting it.
>Every now and then she breaks free from your hands force to dismount from your member to cough.
>Her heavy pants and moans are apparently somewhat a weird pleasure for you, as you feel yourself throb.
>This time, as she slides off of you, she soon falls over, laying on her back as she points to her moist sex.
>Moving her legs, spread eagle.
>Cross the block.
>Her tail lying flat as her folds are now in your sight, and gushing.
>"Come on Nonny...you promised~"
>Well, it was bound to happen.
>Sighing, you lay on your stomach, you can smell it slightly as it wafts through the air.
>It sorta smells like peaches and salt.
>You shake your head as you draw yourself closer, inches away from the wet slit.
>What are you supposed to lick then?
>It's like some complex machine, but made of flesh.
>Now, the lip things must be where the baby comes from, but she has a butthole too!
>Didn't she say babies come from the butt or something?
>Girls are weird, but sexy for some reason.
>Where does she pee from?
>Since she just licked the thing you apparently pee from, it's only fair to...well, locate it.
>You find a small little pink bump, maybe that's like, the head or something!
>Poking it with your fingertip, you hear her wince and let out a squeaky moan.
>Jackpot!

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2014 18:59:23 No.20131432 Report

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2014 19:45:46 No.20132034 Report

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 11 Oct 2014 20:02:36 No.20132217 Report

Quoted By: >>20132237 >>20132272 >>20132511 >>20135407 >>20135450 >>20138532

>>20130565
>"N-NONNY! ...Be gentle...please?"
>You guess it's sensitive, just like your wiener.
>This must be it then.
>Well, time to get busy.
>Pressing your thumbs against her thighs, you stick out your tongue.
>She winces and closes an eye as you graze her pee-dome thing with your tongue.
>At least you think she pees there.
>And from something that pee comes out, not bad.
>Tastes like...custard or something.
>Her hind legs close in and wrap around the back of your head, as she soon sits up slightly.
>"Yesssss, Nonon!"
>She squeals as you mimic what she did, by wrapping your lips around the little dome and suckling on it.
>Her furry legs pushing down onto your neck as you lick.
>You slowly push yourself off of her pink bubble thing before smacking your tongue against her soaking wet lips, tasting the fluids as they drip out.
>It has a bit of a tangy taste, like citrus.
>"N-Non, that feels...uuuunggg"
>Suddenly you feel your tongue bury itself into her lips.
>But not voluntarily.
>You can hear a slight chime as you peer up, seeing Sweetie Belle's horn lit.
>Your tongue is mindlessly slapping against her inner walls as she exhales heavily, jerking her head back and forth.
>You try and jerk your head back but you can't move a think above your neck.
>A few minutes in, she suddenly presses down on her waist with her front hooves, while her hind legs press down on your head to the point of nearly suffocating you, as she screams across the room.
>She lolls her tongue out as you feel a sudden wave of fluid hit your face.
>Her face redder than ribbon, she lets you go, your facial expression going dizzy.
>Pulling away, you face her, she has her eyes slightly crossed and her mouth agape.
>She was in pure ecstasy.
>"Nonny...t-that was amazing..."
>Sliding off the bed and rising to your bare feet, you walk to the door.
"It was, I guess...kinda. I'm gonna go get some snack cak-"
>Yet again, you find yourself frozen in place as her horn glows.
>"Oh, Nonny...We're not done yet!"

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sat 11 Oct 2014 20:04:05 No.20132237 Report

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>>20132217
a thing*
Fuck.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2014 20:07:21 No.20132272 Report

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>>20132217
>We're not done yet

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2014 20:27:55 No.20132511 Report

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>>20132217
my erection can cut diamonds

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2014 21:23:47 No.20133100 Report

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>>20132511
Dubs confirm. Get to west Africa plz

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2014 21:38:06 No.20133299 Report

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>>20133100
>go to west Africa
For what? Ebola?

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2014 22:04:14 No.20133711 Report

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>>20133299
that and cutting diamonds out of the earth.
Dubs again, you must do it

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2014 22:05:33 No.20133730 Report

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>>20132511
>>20133100
>>20133299
>>20133711
All these double digits.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2014 22:17:00 No.20133913 Report

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>>20133730
thanks for noticing friend :^)

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2014 23:05:32 No.20134541 Report

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Never change /mlp/

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DM730 Sat 11 Oct 2014 23:36:57 No.20134942 Report

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i want off this wild ride ;_;

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Anonymous Sat 11 Oct 2014 23:45:02 No.20135014 Report

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>>20134942
MR BONES SAYS
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
also bump

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 00:13:30 No.20135407 Report

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>>20132217
>"Oh, Nonny...We're not done yet!"

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 00:17:12 No.20135450 Report

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>>20132217
>>"Oh, Nonny...We're not done yet!"
oh lordy

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 01:36:16 No.20136341 Report

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100 BUMPS ON THE WALL !
100 BUMPS FOR THREADS !
TAKE ONE DOWN AND BUMP THE THREAD,
99 BUMPS ON THE WALL !

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 02:00:01 No.20136573 Report

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Well, we're nearing the reply limit but the show must go on. Who wants to start the new thread when this one reaches 500?

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 02:16:56 No.20136760 Report

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>>20136573
Meta should create a new one, like always.

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 12 Oct 2014 02:23:44 No.20136831 Report

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>>20136760
I will when the time comes, don't worry. But for now...let's get back to work. Stay tuned.

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 02:23:52 No.20136834 Report

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I'm feeling a little pic related about this jailbait, but I want to keep reading.

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 04:03:47 No.20138461 Report

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 12 Oct 2014 04:07:22 No.20138532 Report

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>>20132217
>You bat your arms around at the ground as you feel yourself levitating through the air, before plummeting onto the bed yet again.
>What else could you possibly do?
>As you think about it, you notice her getting onto her hooves, before pressing her head into the pillow, her firm rear in the air.
>You feel like you're going to have a heat stroke with your cheeks lighting up more than usual today.
>Her tail sways in the air, her gushing privates visible.
>"Nonny...I-I don't know why but...just put it in there...please."
>Sweat trailing down your face, you stammer.
"W-Why would I have to have a kid?!"
>She winces as she keeps her tight butt in the air.
>"I think you n-need to take it out and pee on my leg or something...R-Rarity does it all the time...but she drinks it!"
>You stick your tongue out and feel yourself vomit a little bit in your mouth.
"Sweetie Belle! THAT'S GROSS!"
>She blushes, closing her eyes and whimpering.
>"Look, we'll cross the bridge when we come to it but...p-please, Nonny?"
>You roll your eyes, muttering to yourself.
"We're SO playing Dragons and Dames after this."
>She 'squees' in delight as you approach the backside of her, standing up.
>Grabbing a hold of her tail, you press your Anon Junior Jr against her juicy taint, teasing it as she groans.
>"S-Stop it, Nonny! Quit fooling around and...put it in..."
"Where do I put it?"
>She grunts, impatient, before you graze your head against her plump folds.
>Her knees buckle before speaking in a more quiet tone.
>"P-Please be gentle, Nonny...don't break anything."
>Pressing your other hand onto her blank flank, you slowly push yourself in, your stomach pressed against the fluff of her tail.
>Your teeth clench as you delve further in, her face running red.
>However, contrary to what she said, you soon hear her let out a bloodcurdling scream as you feel something tear.

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 04:47:08 No.20139181 Report

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>>20138532

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 12 Oct 2014 04:55:52 No.20139297 Report

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Alright, that's enough for now. I'll wrap this clop up in the morning. Pastebin's updated, take care.

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 05:52:45 No.20139985 Report

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>>20138532
>you soon hear her let out a bloodcurdling scream as you feel something tear
Worst case scenario at this point
-Sweetie freaks out from the pain and blood and Junior/Carlton freaks out from the scream and also the blood, they call off sexy times for now to try to help with her bleeding and attempt to clean up the bed.
-Rarity comes back home early (Classic) and finds out that they were playing Dongkey Kong with each other.
-She is enraged that Sweetie didn't heed her advice about promiscuity and that she did it with a 'hairless monkey' no less.
I hope it doesn't turn like this.

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 06:04:04 No.20140099 Report

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>>20138532
Jesus Christ there goes her Hymen. Poor Junior is probably thinking he killed her.

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 06:14:37 No.20140221 Report

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>>20140099
>>20139985
I can only hope that this ends well although they are just kids

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bump

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 12 Oct 2014 13:36:35 No.20143114 Report

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Metaphysic !!ewmnTFkanUz Sun 12 Oct 2014 13:37:40 No.20143119 Report

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>>20143114
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>>20143119
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