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Bowling seems to be a fairly popular pastime in Equestria. It seems a touch unwieldly for ponies to play, but it's enough for cutie marks, isn't it? Makes one wonder just how the order of marks go, if the activities must exist first, or if having them can necessitate the creation of them. In any event, bowling's a popular enough amusement for Ponyville to have a hall. Family nights, weekend tournaments... is it widespread enough for an Equestrian championship?
It'd be interesting to see the Canterlot team, anyway.
Maybe Celestia has played before. >>20906891 Previous thread.
Anonymous
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
Anonymous
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>>20911275 That is one cute unicorn pone.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
[complain-y horse noises]
Anonymous
Anonymous
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>20911307 POST DERP HORSE
OR BOWLING HORSE
OR BOWLING DERP HORSE
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>20911349 dream pony cute pony
Anonymous
>>20911349 I miss haven threads.
Anonymous
You're not gonna believe this, Jean-Ponies! All of them have ribbon cutie marks!
Anonymous
I drew a human Trucy too, so that's a thing.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>20911328 >taking Derpy bowling You are an absolute madman
Anonymous
Derpy is a very zombie pony
Anonymous
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>>20911387 keep pretending to be apple bloom
Anonymous
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>>20911305 that is a fluffy catbird
Anonymous
>>20911368 She is a qt
>>20911369 I do too. Even though the guy was probably full of shit
Anonymous
>>20911386 DRAW
miss manager Anonymous
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>20911390 I will wear a helmet
that poor pone needs to get out and have fun anonymous
even if it results in some property damage and hospital time
Anonymous
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>>20911370 The 8492nd pony DOESN'T EXIST!
Anonymous
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>>20911391 This guys fingers weird me out for some reason but I fucking dig the stuff he's done
Anonymous
>>20911403 I already drew her today, though.
Anonymous
>>20911408 >its her turn >shes about to let go of the ball >"Whoops!" >ends up sliding down the lane butt first >X Anonymous
>>20911398 Probably, but that's not important
>>20911420 what about dream pony
can you draw dream pony
Anonymous
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Pony is ready to go to that club you keep talking about.
Anonymous
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>>20911420 oh, DRAW
tiny applehorse then Anonymous
>>20911424 But anon, it's a 12 lane bowling alley
That's 12 Xs Anonymous
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>>20911406 Accidentally slapping you with her cock as she flies by
Anonymous
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>>20911446 Anon, that's very lewd! Anonymous
>>20911420 Please stop making your characters so cute.
Anonymous
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>>20911446 >weeks later she is showing off her trophy >the first and last tournament winner at that alley >under her name it says "My bad." Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>20911471 rip in pizzas madmax you were okay
;_;7
Anonymous
Anonymous
whats the lewdest thing i can get on amazon for 8.97
Anonymous
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>>20911420 Draw big pone kisses? Wait is this even a request thing? Anonymous
>>20911479 She's not dead, just homeless.
Anonymous
>>20911464 I can't; this is my curse.
>>20911435 But I would rather just dream OF a pony.
Which is my way of saying I gotta beb.
Good night, gentlemen - it's been a pleasure. Anonymous
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>>20911471 The nostalgia hurts me.
Anonymous
>>20911509 alright, but you better actually dream of pony
if you don't I'm going to be very disappointed in you
Anonymous
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>>20911475 hello burg pone
Anonymous
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>>20911529 Believe me, I'd like nothing more. Anonymous
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>>20911475 Wanna' eat that pone
Anonymous
Anonymous
I'm going to burgle that burg pone and nothing is going to stop me!
Anonymous
Anonymous
Guys, I think my filly broke.
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
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>>20911555 I SHALL STOP YOU CRIMINAL
Anonymous
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>>20911529 From those threads, I remember OPHD said he was a Britbong.
I wonder if Haven has an English accent or not.
Anonymous
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>>20911582 did AA do this scene
Anonymous
>>20911529 >To have a full fledged lucid dream about pone. one day.
Anonymous
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>>20911598 one time I had a dream where I was a pony
it was basically the greatest
Anonymous
>>20911598 I onetime had a lucid-ish dream where I cuddled with Applejack.
It was amazing. I could feel her warmth when I held her.
I woke up with the dumbest grin on my face, and I felt great for the rest of the week
Anonymous
>>20911598 The last time I had a pony dream it was about
me browsing MLPG. Anonymous
Anonymous
isaac !!3gam3heWjui
Anonymous
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>>20911667 those are the worst
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>20911671 Why does Purplesmart have such an obsession with ass play?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20911731 you asked
she delivered
now you're obligated to buy it by princess law
Anonymous
>>20911733 Because ballsanon likes Twily
Anonymous
Gib idea for Spike lewd
Anonymous
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>>20911757 Spike helping the CMC discover their true talent like
>>20911746 Anonymous
>>20911754 What if ballsanon put his nuts into Twilys butt?
Anonymous
>>20911659 had a semi-lucid dream kinda pone related that was recent
>walking down a hallway >hear a familiar bubbly giggle >"Whereee are you anon~" >look over my shoulder >catch a glimpse of pink, do a double take, nothing there. >start running >turn back around >See EQG pinkie running after me with a >rape face. Then I woke up.
I wasn't sure how to feel about it.
Anonymous
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>>20911757 minor greed expansion
Anonymous
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>>20911768 Ball penetration is a thing I've seen on the internet
Anonymous
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>>20911769 Only pone dream I've had was one where I was flying a plane and Dash was my copilot.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>20911769 Did she actually call you anon in your own dream?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20911786 >That icon change Nice.
Anonymous
>>20911786 it's kind of funny how mad people get at LK sometimes
Anonymous
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>>20911757 double pony cock vore
Anonymous
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Filly decided to join Tumblr.
Anonymous
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>>20911792 No, just my writefag kicking in.
Anonymous
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>>20911820 I'm willing to bet that most of it is the same guy with a stick up his ass
Anonymous
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>>20911820 what's even funnier are his responses
sometimes I wonder if he's secretly Canadian
Anonymous
>>20911820 it's kind funny how mad people get at people pretending to be mad at LK sometimes.
Anonymous
>>20911792 >Applejack calling out my name I don't ever think I'll get the warm and fuzzies that hard again.
Anonymous
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>>20911845 considering someone in the last thread had the same exact response as that ask I'm not so sure it's pretend
Anonymous
>>20911865 >pony will never be happy to see Anonymous
Anonymous
I've been so accustomed to just reading the name anon, that I actually find it odd If I try to envision any pony or other character saying my actual name.
Anonymous
OC ponies a shit
Anonymous
time to break out the bebsi
Anonymous
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>>20911943 >hating OC ponies Anonymous
>>20911881 >pony squealing and giggling with happiness when you pick her up Anonymous
>>20911936 >that feel I probably wouldn't even tell them my real name
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>20911936 A friend of mine used my real name on a bit of erotic pony art she posted.
It felt weird and wrong.
Anonymous
>>20911967 It doesn't really matters anyways.
Anonymous
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>>20911981 no, I guess not
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20911967 I want to get a pony sounding name. Like Spunky Funky
Anonymous
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>>20911973 >tfw you're looking at furry porn and there's a shitty fursona with your real name Nothing ruins a picture harder
Anonymous
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>>20911997 All that's missing is a little growing pool of blood under Dash
Anonymous
Do not act out harmful fetishes on the ponies. Only nice, consensual fetishes.
Anonymous
>>20911964 Why must you hurt me so, Anon?
Anonymous
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>>20912028 I accept this ruling
Anonymous
>>20912028 What if you choose to act out a rape fetish, but consensually, where one only pretends to be the victim, and has safe words and stuff in play?
Anonymous
>>20912028 What about forcing them to degrade me, and they want to stop but I demand that they don't?
Anonymous
>>20912028 Optimally, my fetishes are harmful and consensual.
Anonymous
>>20912034 Because you know you'll never experience it. Anonymous
I just bought Captain Toad.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>20912047 Then it would be consensual.
>>20912049 >>20912053 These are not allowed and will be punished to the fullest extent of horse law, whether
>>20912047 enjoys it or not.
Anonymous
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>>20912078 >why do people hate Nintendo again It's mostly people being loud and annoying
Nintendo does good stuff
Anonymous
>>20912079 let consent = "consent";
Anonymous
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>>20912080 Woops, meant to quote the degrade guy.
Anonymous
>>20911967 I know for a fact that if I told them mine, they would leap right on to using the safe childish nickname every "witty" person since pre-K has given me
And I would hate every moment of it
Anonymous
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>>20912089 >Swift vomiting.jpg
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>20912079 If she comes and wants to cuddle afterwards. I find its a good measure.
Anonymous
>>20912101 what if the act beforehand could potentially leave her incapable of cuddles afterwards
Anonymous
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>>20912028 What if ponies' definition of harmful is really different from peoples?
Twilight wasn't significantly harmed by an impact that would have killed a human, what counts as harmful to them is probably pretty extreme.
I bet they can regrow legs and shit
Anonymous
>>20912091 >I'm... Anonymous >hi Nony! Anonymous
>>20912107 She can still be cuddled.
Anonymous
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>>20912119 >hi Nony If I kill myself, do I get sent back to earth again?
Anonymous
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>>20912121 what if the act in question leads him/her to be incapable of assuming a solid form?
Anonymous
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Which pony would be the best consort?
Anonymous
which pony would you pony
Anonymous
>>20912159 The pony that I love
Anonymous
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Your least favorite pony wants to get married to you so she can get a green-card.
Anonymous
>>20912167 well what pony is that you shit
Anonymous
>>20912159 >>20912167 The pony that he loves.
Anonymous
>>20912159 Bon Bon because tsundere horse.
Anonymous
>>20912167 >>20912179 So Fluttershy. Everyone loves Fluttershy.
Anonymous
>>20912174 Come on man. It's always Fluttershy. Fluttershy's the pony everybody loves by default but they pretend to like other ponies so they don't seem like one of the crowd.
I mean, who would even like Rainbow Dash?
Anonymous
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It's Friday night why aren't you with your friends?j/k you are with your pony friends, they're right here!
Anonymous
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>>20912202 I don't love her so much as I just want to dick her into a quivering mess that's completely dependent on my nightly visits.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20912119 >they all call femanon Annie Anonymous
>>20912224 it just had to be a dog
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20912238 I like that face.
Anonymous
Teaching filly to love her ponut and also let me love her ponut too.
Anonymous
>>20912240 She's a pretty pone.
Anonymous
>>20912244 Cheer up rainbow.
If I were allowed a harem, you would totally be my second choice, after fluttershy Anonymous
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>>20912249 Turning filly into your mare.
Anonymous
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HORSE CONFIRMED
Anonymous
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>>20912244 >>20912261 I'll take her, no problem.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>20912238 And what is wrong with that?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20912249 turning filly into a buttslut
Anonymous
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>>20912238 It just had to be that dumb baseball OC
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20912291 Too bad. That filly already gave her virginity to random dog.
Anonymous
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>>20912238 It's lemon's thing. He's not likely to branch out, but... well, maybe one day.
Anonymous
Anonymous
What if Spike
Anonymous
>>20912289 Dogs have the worst dicks
Horsecocks are a million times better
Anonymous
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>>20912305 That doesn't make any sense. He'd have two, tops, due to hemipenis.
Anonymous
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>>20912318 Only partially related, but cow vaginas are pretty terrible
Anonymous
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>>20912318 but knotting is the best
Anonymous
>>20912305 hemihemipenis?
Hell, why stop there?
He can have like, 30 goddamn dicks
Anonymous
>>20912318 And that filly chosen a dog over a horse.
Anonymous
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>>20912330 Only one man is allowed to have that many dicks
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20912330 >Spike becomes the alicorn equivalent of dragons because of having so many dicks Anonymous
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>>20912330 >bloominonion.jpg Anonymous
Anonymous
>>20912367 >best filly >incapable of flight Anonymous
>>20912375 The best little filly. A little trooper.
Anonymous
Anonymous
What about THIS little filly?
Anonymous
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>>20912436 She's kinda cute too.
Anonymous
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>>20912436 She's too lewd to brood
Just kidding Anonymous
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>>20912436 she's gonna be one hot mare someday
Anonymous
>>20912436 What ABOUT her?
Anonymous
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>>20912436 She's gonna up
with big applehips Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20912318 Dog dicks the size of horse dicks are the best, no question
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20912497 LET'S HAVE A BLAST
Anonymous
>>20912497 Pizza rolls and a can of Dr Pepper
Anonymous
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>>20912514 SOMEONE APPREHEND THAT COCK
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20912537 Damn dude. That brony loves pones so much she made them part of her body. You've been bested MLPG.
Anonymous
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We must breed ponies to balence the ded ponies
Anonymous
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>>20912537 did someone photoshop out a baby's nipples? seriously?
it's a baby, who cares
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20912562 I sure do love colored horse vaginas
Anonymous
So any news on if there will be a MAQ session today?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20912591 Aspirant said the quest is on hiatus until further notice
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>20912537 i can't believe i'm saying this, knowing my proclivities, but
>too young Anonymous
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>>20912612 Why would you fap to a 5< girl was a prosthetic leg?
Lauren Faust (really) !!dJzl3p6NaXh
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>20912645 >Lauren Faust (really) Anonymous
this pony is faster than you at everything
Anonymous
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>>20912645 I WANT TO EAT YOUR FARTS
Anonymous
Why is goat train such a cool guy?
Lauren Faust (really) !ONk14TfQNk
Anonymous
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>>20912645 >implying Lauren remembers how to tripcode Anonymous
>>20912593 >virginia wolf >for any reason >at any point in time >ever Anonymous
>>20912671 You can't receive bronybux/be popular and be cool at the same time though.
Anonymous
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>>20912645 >>20912673 >implying Lauren has any business or desire to show up in /mlp/ nowadays Anonymous
>>20912661 I'm faster at not being a pony
Anonymous
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>>20912645 >>20912673 Are we trying to guess Lauren's tripcode password?
Anonymous
>>20912694 that doesn't count
Anonymous
I remember when Faust came to mlp.
Lauren Faust (really) !ozOtJW9BFA
Anonymous
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>>20912689 Goat Train is the exception though, he's a genuine likable person
Anonymous
>>20912661 There are some things you don't want to be the fastest at, Dash
Anonymous
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>>20912702 What's funnier is how pissy they got for being passed over in favor of this place. It was hilarious.
Anonymous
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>>20912318 I like human dicks the most. No other dick has the ability to have foreskin play
Anonymous
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>>20912702 I remember the time some artist who worked on the show came and answered a bunch of questions then asked everyone in the thread to draw some particular thing and all the drawfags were like nah i'm not gonna do that
Lauren Faust (really) 5l/hHZnoEA
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What is everyone doing?
Anonymous
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twilight sparkle as x-23 when
Anonymous
Anonymous
Tan
Anonymous
>>20912813 can I
can I boop the filly
Anonymous
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>>20912822 No. Because underaged booping is a crime.
If she's doing it herself, alone, with no one watching, she's allowed to because she's experimenting with her booptuality.
Anonymous
>>20912699 why are horse-y ponies so cute?
Anonymous
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>>20912813 SWEETIE
THAT'S LEWD
Anonymous
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>>20912822 only if you're willing to be turned into a doll first
Anonymous
>>20912841 Are these horsey? Or just more cow?
Anonymous
>>20912841 the horsier the better
Anonymous
>>20912734 >>20912808 It's okay for Dash to be fast at that, because she has no refractory period.
Anonymous
Good morning, MLPG!
Anonymous
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>>20912857 My little Bovines
My little Bovines
ah ah AH AH!
Anonymous
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>>20912863 I just want to reach into those leg pits near her haunches and spread her legs apart
Anonymous
>>20912863 >those child bearing hips Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20912899 what the fuck anon
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>20912863 I swear we just had this conversation, with Dash cumming so much she was begging to stop.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Someone mad about something again?
Anonymous
>>20912925 >Dash I stopped twenty minutes ago, you've just been recursively doing that yourself Anonymous
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>>20912925 it's by no means untreaded ground
but damn if it isn't hot
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20912858 2horsey4me
Also that dash is 2cunty.
Anonymous
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>>20912925 I've always had this idea for a fic where you convince Dash to try anal and she gets really embarrassed that she cums from it so many times
Anonymous
>>20912943 >get her off so much she's continually humping the air for a solid twenty minutes afterwards Anonymous
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Well, that gorespam got nipped in the bud, didn't it.
Anonymous
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pony wears the armor
Anonymous
>>20912858 NEEDS TO BE MORE HORSEY
THIS ISN'T HORSE ENOUGH
Anonymous
>>20912978 That's pretty much as horse as it gets without turning them into actual dumb smelly horses
Anonymous
>>20912903 A tradition around here
(celebrated by kids but you're never too old for free candy, now are you?) .
Basically, all the children have to clean one of their boots and put it in the window so "St.Nicolaus (who has a slightly altered name without all the st. stuff) can give them lots of candy inside it if they were good.
If they were bad, however, the devil going with him will stuff it with ash instead.
In the end, it's a day you'll find out lots of candy of all kinds in your window in the morning, like early Christmas with no lasting gifts.
Anonymous
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>>20912965 I'll have what she's having! *que laughtrack*
Tan
odds: build
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20912523 Equestria doesn't have that.
Anonymous
>>20913002 whatcha drawin'
that's a really pretty rarara Anonymous
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>>20912562 >do not open until Xmas Anonymous
UNF
http://ponyking.tumblr.com/image/104472469393 Also
you lot fucking broke me. I want an anthro girl and the Universe doesn't provide those. Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20913029 All my girls need their boobs past their elbows.
Anonymous
>>20913029 but would you rather have a large breasted horsewoman or a balloon-titty ponygirl like
https://derpibooru.org/778381 Anonymous
>>20912996 Neat!
Pinkie would love that.
Anonymous
>>20913046 ... That's still Sunset. I'd still date her and
hug her as best as I can. Anonymous
Onion pony decapitates the skelly
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>20913046 I'd rather have a stallion boy with a giant butt.
https://e621.net/post/show/566054 Anonymous
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>>20911598 I had an incredible half-lucid dream that just had me and RD sitting on a park bench watching as other ponies strolled by. We didnt say anything to eachother, we just kinda sat there.
Still when i woke up i was in a great mood.
Tan
>>20913024 I don't know. But what I do know is that:
I'm taking requests.
GIVE ME THE PONES
Anonymous
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>>20913101 Holy molley I want to molest him.
Anonymous
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>>20913107 pegasus ponies kicking clouds
Anonymous
>>20912678 Who is virginia wolf?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20913107 More bulgar pone
Anonymous
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>>20913107 christmas changeling
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20913140 man I fucking love rock candy
I want to put Pinkie's rocks in my mouth
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20913107 filthy rich in apples
Anonymous
>>20913140 that's a lot of candy
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>20912986 These are basically anime horses.
Anonymous
>>20913209 What is even anime about theme?
Anonymous
>>20913209 I always feel like I'm the only one here who likes these designs
Anonymous
PONY MYSTERY BOX
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>20913224 Evens: get pony
Odds: die
Anonymous
>>20913224 SPIN THE WHEEL
SPIN IT
GENTLY Anonymous
>>20913229 Pretending to be drunk on the internet is the lowest form of comedy.
Anonymous
>>20912986 >>20913220 >that fanfic where Dash was a real horse in a real world Anonymous
>>20913233 you get RAINBOW DASH
Anonymous
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>>20913238 lower than pretending to be a pony?
Anonymous
>>20913218 The expressive eyes (horses have dumb dull looking eyes) and the lack of real defining muscle groups
Anonymous
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>>20913240 >The Rainbow Dash Presents version of it Anonymous
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>>20913209 more like disney horses.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>20913246 They look western styled to me
Anonymous
>>20913236 you get DINKY HOOVES
Tan
>>20913224 I spin the wheel vigorously
Anonymous
Did you have a good Friday, mlpg?
Anonymous
>>20913255 If you're busy doing that, I'll gladly take her
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>20913284 no way, Dash is mine even if I'm dead
Anonymous
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>>20913268 fuck yes
this rules
it's way too late for her to be staying up though
Anonymous
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>>20913259 excuse me but I have been an anime watching professional for the last 10 years and I think i know a thing or two about anime and horses.
Anonymous
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I'm going to find me a butterfly net and catch a pegasus.
Anonymous
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Well, at least she likes it.
Anonymous
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>>20913284 Get your own pony that's not Dash.
Anonymous
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>>20913279 you get DUST DEVIL
DRAW HER Anonymous
>>20913288 how can you care for a pony when you're dead?
Anonymous
>>20913281 Yes I did, they're all right here in this thread! all of my best friends!
Anonymous
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>>20913306 ghosts can still cuddle
Anonymous
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>>20913311 hello best friend!
Anonymous
>>20913140 > implying meth Girl still has a fucking problem. You have any idea how expensive white sugar is?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>20913311 that rarity is too intense for me
Anonymous
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>>20913343 stop honking Pinkie it's almost 3 in the morning
Anonymous
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>>20913343 Should have been posted in the /a/ sticky.
Anonymous
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>>20913330 >You have any idea how expensive white sugar is? But she's making those things from legit, down to earth rocks.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Help me MLPG
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>20913406 why are the pegasus so birdlike
Anonymous
>>20913422 they're just born with bird instincts
Anonymous
>>20913399 She wants those dog dick, anon.
Anonymous
>>20913427 I wonder what their chirping sounds like
Anonymous
>>20913429 >lemon is BEA it all makes sense now
fuck off
Anonymous
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>>20913422 >>20913427 >>20913445 I think this is one of the main reasons people love pegasi so much. That and their wings.
Anonymous
>>20913457 who or what is BEA?
Anonymous
>>20913472 Breast Expansion Anon
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20913457 >make a dumb comment with a typo occasionally >get called BEA Anonymous
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>>20913058 I don't think you can wrap your arms around her.
BE Anon
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20913479 >Princess Celestia loves these little drawings she gets from spike >she often sends her own back Anonymous
Anonymous
Tan
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TAIYO NO JOO NO GYAKKO, DASTO TATSUMAKI-KEN
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20913567 This pic reminds me why I really like wings.
Makes them look almost angelic.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Because I'm an ugly OC? Oh okay I guess I could tell DJ Acid and that fat diamond dog that they could move in, since I won't be living here anymore
Anonymous
>>20913597 >>20913604 >>20913614 Gloomy, I was already drinking a Bebsi!
That you gave me!
Tan
>>20913614 calm down gloomy, you're a pretty horse, I just don't want to drink out of the same can.
Anonymous
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>>20913615 Too late, she's gone.
and she took the boopstation.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Pony just bebbed.
Anonymous
ANON LOOK OUT
Anonymous
>>20913643 Everyone stand back, I'll fuck it into submission!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Pony wants to play a half-minotaur fighter.
[lemon]
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>20912986 >dat horsey horses [lemon]
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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She's just a bad OC
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20913773 Okay
Curse dispelled
Welcome back
Anonymous
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>>20913805 Feeling Pinkie's Peen
Anonymous
Anonymous
Is it legal to keep a diamond puppy in your house like a small dog
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20913844 Actually no, it isn't!
Anonymous
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>>20913773 Slap pony across face with a steak.
Pony is cured!
Anonymous
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>breast expansion >literally a fetish for ruining a good thing
Anonymous
>>20913849 >wake up one day to find that filly Rarity has bedazzled your entire house Anonymous
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>>20913849 BUT THE PERFORMANCE IS TOMOWRROAW
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20913927 beb sounds good
goodbeb
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>tfw running into TAW's stories again
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>>20913963 Good morning, Anon.
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Do you think Ponyvillians make Christmas trees in their own houses?
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why is she so happy all the time anyways
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>>>/k/23850737 Can a nigga say /k/ got BTFO?
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>>20914016 Buttplugs!
Buttplugs every times, all the times.
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>>20914037 What? The fuck is this?
>>>/mlp/ Anonymous
>>20914029 >Dat breast palm Anonymous
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>>20914016 Ponies in pony lands being happy is almost a tautology.
She knows there's humans watching her at that very moment. Anonymous
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>>20914056 Stop making pure teenage love lewd
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>>20914038 You fuck off back into your little quarantine, /k/.
It's a wonder why 4chan even keeps a board so full of gun nuts on this site.
Get rid of you and the violence would go down, especially on the cyber level.
Anonymous
>>20914039 analplay twilight is easily one of the worst recent jokes here
Anonymous
>>20914090 Can you even call something like that a "joke"?
It would have to at least be funny, or deliver a punchline to be that, anon.
Anyway, why do people always depict the races of northern climates as non-ponies?
After all, the Crystal Empire (S3+ canon so the earlier creations get a pass on this) is full-on pony despite being in cold weather and when it comes to real horses, they don't really have problems in those climates either (funnily enough, it applies twice so for ponies who have an easier time adapting).
Is it because of the whole North pole Santa Raindeers trope?
MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY
MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY Sat 06 Dec 2014 10:49:28 No. 20914137 Report
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>>20914111 I want a race of Viking Rams
Also I need to replay that game since I'm so hype that they announce Banner Saga 2
Anonymous
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>>20914143 Leave Saine's girlfriend alone, man.
Anonymous
>>20914090 >recent jokes dude people have been claiming Twilight likes the butt stuff since season 2.
On account of her being an autistic shut-in who's gotten quite good at masturbating.
Anonymous
>>20914111 I think it's more that they just want a way to insert different species in, and for most, north seems like the most viable option to them. Plus just because the crystal ponies are there doesn't mean other races can't be, or that that's as far north as it goes
It's not really contradicting canon, but it's not founded on anything either
Anonymous
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colts running in to colts
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>>20914151 *HUNGERABS YOU BY THE THROATOLATE*
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>>20914159 I'm not against it.
I merely find it interesting and thought about what caused it.
Heck, my favorite Warmahordes piece is employing a similar principle (though the artist went for the species because LoE uses elves for its characters, hence the division to separate it from the Iron Kingdoms' ponies).
Anonymous
>>20914158 It's always been there, but it's just been fairly recently that guy's been using all the same pictures and only being focused on ridiculous anal exercises
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>>20914213 >ridiculous anal exercises ...they're not ridiculous.
This is important scientific research!
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>>20914170 >That .gif I want to be a slutty diamond dog
Anonymous
>>20914170 Nvidia_Fur.gif
No offense to the lads at Nvidia but those fur effects are just way overdone most of the time and it's pretty apparent to anyone who's seen a furry animal at least once in their life. Anonymous
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>>20914279 Never seen any of those Nvidia tech demo presentations where they add actual fur to the animals but it behaves like the fur of those dogs in anon's gif even if it's something like a tiger or a wolf?
Anonymous
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Vidalia Sprout is getting humped by a werediamond dog
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>>20914322 give her a silver bullet
vibe Anonymous
Anonymous
>>20914359 shouldn't you be asleep?
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>>20914322 Videlia going to a costume party and having to be stopped from attacking anyone in a monster costume
Anonymous
>>20914392 I'm depressed and can't sleep
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>get home late >walk in on dad going through mom's purse for money >nope the fuck out of there
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>>20914430 Go sit on the toilet and finger your butthole for a bit.
If you don't have any rubber gloves, a sheet of saran wrap also works.
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immortal ponies
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>>20914486 go be contrarian somewhere else
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How and why have we been ded for two days straight now?
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>>20914520 This is the longest hiatus we've had yet anon
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>>20914520 hiatus is a hell of a drug
Anonymous
Replace "men" with "stallions" and it's MLPG.
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>>20914550 they're called african american ponies anon
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>>20914538 >stallion looks up at you in slight disgust as you shoot ropes all over his muzzle j-jeez
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>>20914579 disgusting kill yourself pls
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on the topic of disgusting
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>>20914611 Man, fuck that shit.
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>>20914627 That's gross anon. Contain your fetishes.
Anonymous
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>>20914651 What the fuck is that
Anonymous
>>20914651 I'm curious, but I'll probably be horrified if you told me what that is
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>>20914611 I'm sure they have a bathroom in the restaurant
Anonymous
>>20914662 I want to say it's bread soaked in semen, but that's kind of a lot of semen
Anonymous
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>>20914655 A soggy biscuit
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>>20914671 The consistency isn't enough to be like semen. That looks like bread soaked in milk.
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Collect the ponies.
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>>20914671 It doesn't look like semen, it looks more like milk
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>>20914677 I'd play soggy biscuit with a few stallions Anonymous
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>>20914685 >not futa mares >not DJ acid Anonymous
>>20914685 stallions have no endurance
they're always done after a few seconds
that is not a game you would be winning
Anonymous
Stealing pony's coffee maker And bong
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>>20914689 I'm a good sport Anonymous
>type in weird fetish rainbow dash on google to add to the topic >diapers >suicide
Anonymous
>>20914698 >instead of freaking out she simply buys another one >now you have two bongs Anonymous
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>>20914709 >no matter what anon does he cannot get under her skin >She's always calm and chill no matter what Anonymous
Pony wants a reason to live
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>>20914705 >even Google tells you to kill yourself Anonymous
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Anybody remember the strange waifu threads? The fuck happened to those?
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>>20914718 Pick up the pony and take her to the movies.
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>>20914722 >google and my mother would get along splendidly Anonymous
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Pony wants to kiss a real girl
Anonymous
>tfw boring life >tfw up at almost 8am on a ded mlpg
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pony says PLEASE WAKE UP ANON
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Pony says don't worry, be happy~
Anonymous
>>20914753 Life is as amazing as you make it to be
You could be out getting breakfast right now in some diner possibly making new friends
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>20914753 Naw man, city life is fun as long as you're social and not a shut in. Gotta go to free things, go to events, go see music, go jump off a bridge, do anything.
Anonymous
>>20914764 >>20914761 >lies to make me feel better theres a reason we all watch ponies, we're losers
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>>20914767 That's just you
Anonymous
Someone call a paranormal expert to this thread.
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>>20914767 speak for yourself
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>>20914767 I'm
>>20914764 That's completely wrong. I spend all my time on here and I still lead a normal life. Just don't tell the normies what you do, and you'll blend right in with them. Look, anyone can do it.
http://imgur.com/a/aRVA6#7 Anonymous
>>20914770 all those ghost hunter shows are freaking awful.
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>>20914787 The scary thing is people watch it Anonymous
Rumble is not for sexual.
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>>20914787 >people still believe in ghosts >2014 Anonymous
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Casually rimming stoned Vinyl while she plays video games
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>>20914795 >Rumble >not for sexual Anonymous
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Rumble being dominated by fillies at DT's slumber party and forced into pretty dresses and makeup
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>>20914793 My step brother used to watch them all the goddamn time.
I hated it.
I couldn't even tell what he got out of it. He's one of those zombie like viewers who just stares blankly at the screen, giving no tells, and will pick something and watch it to death for months and then drop it all of a sudden.
Anonymous
>>20914806 Intensifying in licking whenever she gets to a boss Anonymous
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>20914811
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>>20914816 gently sucking on her clit during cutscenes Anonymous
>>20914822 fingering her ponut along to the beat of the music if she's playing a rhythm game Anonymous
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>>20914831 Bouncing her on your cock during quick time events Anonymous
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>>20914846 You wouldn't put a human dick on a stallion.
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>>20914861 Anon, why do you want to watch this show so badly?
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>>20914848 Denying her whenever she game overs Getting her to squirt whenever she clears a stage Anonymous
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>>20914871 Sloppy stoned makeouts when she beats the game Anonymous
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post porn or it gets worse
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I would seriously kill a filly just to get my hands on this
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>>20914877 Followed by a mindblowing stoned pony blowjob Anal if she beats it on hard Anonymous
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>>20914883 Anon pls
I want to forget that era
;_; Anonymous
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Shinji did nothing wrong.
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they eat the poo poo
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Please don't fap to the ponies
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r u some kidn of fgt who doesnt jerk off to ponies eating shit
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>>20914889 Ordering pizza after Fucking her while she's eating Anonymous
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>>20914882 something something angry reply
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>>20914913 >cum outside, squirting all over her belly >get a decent amount on the slice she's chewing on >she looks at you with a smug grin and eats the rest of the slice with much enthusiasm Anonymous
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>>20914924 shyra comes in she starts shitting everywhere even on the pizza vinyl looks at you with a smug grin and eats the rest of the pizza with much enthusiasm Anonymous
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>>20914924 Octavia comes home to see the mess you two made And seeing Vinyl covered in sweat and cum Anonymous
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>>20914945 Dipper's cheeks
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>>20914964 Anon
anon please I need to know where you got that from
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>IT WORKS FOR PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGS
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>>20914952 I'm going to boop this horse.
Anonymous
Where do I put the straw?
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
Anonymous
What if we took /gfg/we'd have /hsg/
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>>20914975 Based Justin Roiland.
Anonymous
>Bad Dragon now has a deer butt fleshlight
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>>20914979 Oh, I think you know...
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>>20914980 I'll boop you too.
She'll be sending innocent pony noses to their eventual doom in the form of a scrunchy face.
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>>20914985 In what ways are deer butts different to other butts?
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>>20914981 /gfg/ is weird.
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>20914988 You may boop many
but you will be overwhelmed
Then off to the boop dungeon with you
again
Anonymous
>>20914998 When you think about it
Isn't armor a type of clothing item?
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>>20914985 Not just and deer butt fleshlight
A boybutt fleshlight
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>>20914998 >The last pony inmate Anon got thrown in with hasn't stopped crying >It's been a month Anonymous
>>20914996 wow, that's...
That's kinda dumb. The image is good but holy shit the product is so dumb.
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>>20915001 Barding is a thing for real horses too anon, and it is certainly not considered clothing. One thing I like about the guard armor in the the show is that it actually takes after barding rather than being another human transplant, right down to the martingale stars on the front of the armor
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>>20915010 that was very good.
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>>20915006 What's dumb about it.
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>>20915011 >>20915013 I don't know man, it just looks bad. Are you supposed to put your dick in that pencil-shaped hole? And what are those tiny lines, they're supposed to look like fur? It just looks stupid.
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But seriously though, what's with the GF fandom and all their AUs?
Anonymous
How are you even supposed to fit your dick inside that thing
Anonymous
>>20915045 It's stretchy, really strechy.
Anonymous
>>20915052 or it's targeted to pencil-thin dicks
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>>20915063 anon do you have a very small dick
it's no shame to admit you're inferior
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>>20915069 Quit being retarded
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>>20915059 Most male masturbators can pass a grapefruit, hole size is moot when it comes to sleeves.
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>>20915072 There is no need to be angry because of the size of your penis, anonymous
You need to simmer down
Anonymous
Filly decided to fellate you to see if she can wake you up faster.
Anonymous
We interrupt our scheduled morning beb for some breaking news:
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>>20915109 I question where and from who filly picked up this idea.
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>>20915018 It supposed to look like a little fuzzy butt, the hole is very stretchy for that tight feeling
Anonymous
Your waifu planting a big wet horse kissy right on your cheek
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>>20915116 She has seen too much doujins. And it's late and she's hungry.
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>>20915133 >kissy What are you, 5?
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>>20915143 >questioning a kissy from your waifu dont even reply to me
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Filly tells you that you need to kill six billion demons
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>>20915151 >six balloon demons FTFY
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>>20915158 The solution to every pony related problem
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>>20914872 >Dash shoves a giant broccoli up her butt.jpg Anonymous
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>the thread is 10 hours alive >page 5 >23 images to go
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Transformation into a pony stallion 's best friend's wife 's futadiamond dog admirer
Anonymous
>>20915183 transformation into shyra Anonymous
>>20915189 Transformation into a diamond dog bitch that gets to ride Shyra through Equestria Anonymous
Anonymous
So since I'm an pessimistic, asocial asshole with no friends I realized if I ever had an OC I would want it to be a griffon because that would fit better.
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>20915233 You can still be all those things and be a pony anon
Unless you just like griffons better
Anonymous
>>20915233 Griffons are cool
Are you a cool dude?
Anonymous
Transformation into 0r0 MSOB
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>>20915247 If I transformed into MSOB I'd use my god-given talents for good instead of evil and draw reasonably-breasted women and ponies.
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>>20915247 Wait, do I turn into one and then the other
Youc an't just chain transformation phrases like that with no context
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>>20915246 I'm not a cool dude. I've done a few cool things but overall I'm pretty lame. A griffon me would probably never have his feathers layered quite right and smell just a little sour. You could probably still smell the roadkill I pecked at on my beak breath.
>>20915241 I don't like griffons better, but I don't think I could ever capture that pony-ness that makes ponies pony.Most of them have that bounce in their step. And have a special talent.
Anonymous
I've just caught up with paranatural
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>20915278 Actually anon there are quite a few ponies that are the opposite, a good many of them are jerks, assholes, and generally unpleasant at times. They are just less violent then people and prone to strange musical outbursts
They are just cuter, quadrupedal people. Only their rulers seem to be special in this regard
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>>20915280 The last pnat chapter was cool but too wordy. Here's hoping chapter 5 is better. Also I'm hyped for guest comics and merch.
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>>20915268 Fourier transformation
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>>20915259 >messing with the natural order of things Anonymous
>>20915290 For the most part, ponies seem relatively pleasant though.
Assuming griffons have their own kingdom like it seems they do, they are a dominant species in their world. At least in their region.
If we were to follow the Equestria Girls magic mirror logic, beings from one dimension take a suitable form when they enter another. This isn't always perfect but that's the general idea.
So what I'm thinking, is there's nothing to really say a human from Doug world would have to be a pony in Equestria. They might even be a zebra. The mirror runs on magical bullshitian, but I think that's not ridiculous.
So tl;dr, I think being an awful person means I think a griffon has a better chance of fitting me.
Anonymous
transformation into a hyper titcolt drawn by lamia
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>>20915330 >griffon enters the EQG world I wonder what happens.
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>20915330 There is no logic to the EQG mirror when dragons turn into lapdogs
Plus you have multiple, different species turning into the same species when going through the mirror, ponies become humans, do do the weird siren horse monster creatures, etc
But dragons become dogs
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>>20915336 have you ever seen Rick and morty's cronemberged humans
that
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>>20915341 Not necesssarily all dragons become dogs.
Other than the obvious rule of funny, I think part of the choice of Spike's form was his age and size.
Then again, what the hell else would a dragon turn into? A bear?
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>comics without alt text
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FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>20915358 A human, like all the other species that go through the mirror
Plus, powerhungry assholes turn into the exact same thing as all around good protagonists as we saw in the first movie so there is no reason to assume it would turn you into anything other than what every other human would be turned into- personality does not factor into it
Anonymous
>Rebellious teenage filly comes home... late. >She drops her saddlebags off by the door on top of all the shoes >Her goth punk chains and bracelets rattle as she glomps onto the couch, liberally taking the remote and changing the channel to some goth drama-dy on Nickelodeon >She sees you looking down at her on the couch >She lifts her tail. To your disappointment, she's not wearing any panties >Then, with great and terrible shock, she rudely winks at you, revealing a cummy trail of spunk. She got creampied at school?! >Looking over her shoulder for just a brief glance at your expression, you see the profile of a smug grin before she turns back to the TV. >"Take a picture, it'll last longer."
Anonymous
>>20915372 So what you're saying is the mirror is racist.
So all sentient species that go through the mirror (should) turn into humans. That's fair.
But should all humans into ponies going the other way? That seems lazy. And what determines the pony race?
Could a being 'lose' their original species by going through the mirror, turning into a human, then going back through and ending up as a pony?
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>>20915372 ...does that mean... would a human, not necessarily those anthro hybrids, turn into a pony when they go back through to Equestria? Would we look like "anthro" pony abominations to pones?
Anonymous
>>20915384 Scootaloo is grounded.
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>20915388 The mirror no, maybe the world? Ponies and humans are linked, there is a human version of every pony already in the world, and a pony version of every human in equestria. Humans translate into ponies when they go through the mirror, and vice versa, nothing else. Some other species do too for some reason, though probably because they were alread horse like.
IE the mirror makes equines human and humans Equine, because for some reason, that is how the worlds exist.
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>>20915394 But that's her natural state!
hohoho
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>>20915397 As good of an answer as anyone could give.
I guess we saw the diamond dogs as humans. And Cranky was human. I guess griffons aren't a big leap.
Anonymous
>>20915394 >She just laughs and shrugs it off >"Whatever." >She lifts her tail further, pushing some more. Another bead of cum rolls out of her ass. Oh god... what the fuck was she doing at school? Did she even go? Is she some kind of whore now? FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>20915415 It may have something to do with the mirror being created by ponies too or something. I am sure they would make it pony centric just out of habit. I mean who else is using magic mirrors?
Anonymous
>>20915422 So ponies being ignorantly racist makes the mirror pony-centric. This I can believe.
Anonymous
>>20915417 >there's a knocks at the door >you go and open >it's shyra Anonymous
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>>20915442 >open the door >shit's all over the floor >everyone walk the shyrasaur FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
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>>20915436 Maybe not even ignorant. If the mirror is old enough ponies were already plenty racist against even other pony breeds, I can't image they were any better towards non ponies.
Anonymous
Wait, since when mouse hovering over the posts time shows the "x hours and y minutes ago" thing?
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>>20915461 Holy shit, this is a thing. Hovering over the time specifically.
You just taught me something.
Anonymous
>>20915461 It doesn't for me
What 4chan x fork do you use?
Anonymous
What if this was the portal to Equestria and you weren't told in advance?
http://youtu.be/adBj5_lXngE?t=2m37s Would you do it?
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>>20915465 it's on the default extension apparently
>there are people here who don't use 4chan X how do you even live
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Pony is seeing the light.
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>>20915476 >>20915483 >using a shitty buggy script that breaks more often than youtube changes its layout >versus something that just werks Anonymous
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>>20915488 4chan x hasn't broken for months
Maybe you're just retarded
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>>20915488 >something that just werks >being a macfag Anonymous
>>20915468 A transdimensional portal would be fucking horrifying in the first place. There's no reason it wouldn't be something as awful as that.
And I imagine the point where you come out would look just as shitty and black from sucking up crap like that. Probably out in the middle of nowhere and full of swamp. You wuld probably think it just spat you out somewhere nearby despite being unable to find familiar landmarks or stars.
Your first clue would probably be when you get attacked by some fantasy creature and realize you're in a really dangerous place.
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Transformation into Flyingsaucer
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>>20915468 First, I'd wonder why I paddled a boat out to a ruin. After the ghosts showed up, I'd probably pussy out and run.
If I knew it was Equestria on the other side, then I'd tough it out and trick myself into jumping.
But like this guy said
>>20915507 it'd probably lead to some shitty place in the Everfree. What if I didn't even emerge as human and I was some hellspawn thing in Equestria? That would suck. Ponies will not cuddle a hellspawn unless it's really, really cute.
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>>20915488 I know this is bait but I'm gonna reply anyway I've been using 4chan X for years (different forks) and it almost never breaks, and when it does it gets fixed within a day usually.
How does it feel not being able to refresh the index instantly without reloading the page?
And not having proper search?
And having a thread updater with an interval of 2 hours?
And hover expansion always putting images in the corner?
And no archive redirection/dead post displaying?
etc
Anonymous
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
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>>20915468 What if the portal to Equestria sends you to Equestria, but it's the dimension where everyone eats their own shit?
Anonymous
>>20915532 but I don't want to gain 400 pounds
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>>20915542 Another problem would be landing in some feti-shits headcanon version of Equestria. I'm aiming for pure natural Equestria or my own headcanon, but it would be terrible to get stuck in someone elses shitty version. I'd be horrified forever and probably kill myself.
Shyra
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>20915554 You know that is a horrifying but good point
You have just as much chance of landing in hyper futa anthro shitestria as landing in the "real" one
We need to develop a way to prevent this or at least tell where a portal is going
Anonymous
>>20915554 If we're going on an infinite universe theory where everyone's fetish world does exist, then there's only 1 where it's natural Equestria and 1 where it's your head canon. But there would also be universes only subtly different as well as fetish worlds.
And of course universes made of cake. And one made entirely of fire. But don't worry, there's more kinds of cake than fire so the former is slightly more likely.
Anonymous
The multiverse theory really cheers me up for some reason. I guess it's because I know in some universe I am doing things right.
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>20915589 Or even better anon
In some universe you are a pony
Then again that is probably more depressing than anything
Anonymous
>>20915600 FS not everyone wants to be a pony
I wouldn't want to be a pony
Anonymous
>>20915581 Except from a universal perspective where cake doesn't exist at all and there's all kinds of different types of fire that might even have fruity flavors based on their color.
They still burn, though.
I'd be okay to land in a natural Equestria where everything is canon except Luna and Celestia are the only alicorns, Twilight is the new Starswirl, and one of Fluttershy's birds is blue instead of green. Give me that one.
Anonymous
>>20915600 >In some universe you are a pony >just you >no equestria Anonymous
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>>20915576 >hyper futa anthro shitestria HOW MANY NIGERIAN KIDS DO I HAVE TO SACRIFICE FOR THAT
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>>20915589 I like the multiverse theory because it means that out of all the available universes that my consciousness picked, I chose to be a part of this one. It gives me a strong sense of purpose.
Something insanely good is bound to happen. If not, I can always pick another universe after this 'anchor' expires.
Anonymous
Please do not feminize the Rainbow Dash
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>20915608 I cannot comprehend this anon I am sorry
>>20915611 I WOULD MAKE IT WORK
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>>20915621 Fucking stop me.
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>>20915609 It might be interesting to read a
>fanfic where the human in equestria does know something about the world but it doesn't match exactly how it seems on the show or his/her expectations. It'd kind of be like a form of culture shock.
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>>20915576 >hyper futa anthro shitestria That must look like hell from Event Horizon for canoniverse ponies
Anonymous
Pony reminds you that her teats aren't drums.
Anonymous
>>20915619 >out of all the available universes that my consciousness picked, I chose to be a part of this one. Uh anon? I don't think the multiverse theory says you can "pick" universes with your mind. That's more of a religious thing.
Anonymous
>>20915622 Good luck leaving your house as a talking pastel colored marshmallow pony. That definitely won't attract unwanted attention, especially from the government.
Anonymous
>>20915642 the bat who lived please
please
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>>20915630 SHE'S GETTING AWAY
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>>20915589 Then he's not you.
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>>20915641 I think he's referencing the theory of quantum immortality where your consciousness always persists in a universe where it doesn't disappear. I kind of butchered that but that's the jist of it: you can't die.
So inevitably at some point you realize you're immortal and that the universe really does revolve around you.
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>>20915640 What a strange thing to remark on
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>>20915641 Whatever. Randomness doesn't exist. There's a reason for everything, Anon, at least in this universe. I'm not a victim of fate or chance. I'm a champion of potential.
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>>20915642 Anon that may be exactly the best course of action
It would be obnoxious but also a form of defense- It would be pretty hard for clandestine government baddies to to disappear someone on center stage, especially in that scenario. Everyone is going to be curious and is going to be watching you pretty much 24/7
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>>20915660 But that's wrong
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>>20915657 >the theory of quantum immortality where your consciousness always persists in a universe where it doesn't disappear. No, I do not understand this. Your consciousness ends after you die.
>>20915660 You're a champion of Xom, anon.
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>>20915648 I'm just saying that going outside would risk you getting kidnapped by a number of alphabet organizations and locked away in an underground laboratory to be researched on or some shit.
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>>20915665 Right. But the theory goes in some universe somewhere everything that was going to kill you didn't. Even if by an impossibly small chance, it happens.
So somewhere you end up effectively immortal. It might just be this one! Go ahead, give it a try.
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>>20915679 Because it would be wish fulfillment.
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princess is making that face again
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>>20915691 Even her subjects are making that face.
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>>20915688 So, it falls down to faith in the end, huh? For some reason, I doubt the answer has ever been found. If it's a matter left to faith, then I'll invest joyful curiosity into it rather than adopt a stance of doom on my existence.
Some things are beyond the grasp of science. There's really no way to know for sure.
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>>20915685 Yeah, but that's only possible if the universe is actually infinite. As in "infinite-infintite", not just really goddamn big, like we think. I remmeber someone say they expect it to be about 30x10*24 light years big and that a truly infinite universe is just a fantasy.
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>>20915711 I will now draw dozens and dozens of pictures of the Dazzlings in skimpy clothing
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>>20915710 >string theory You know they redesign the 'constants' in that equation every time they unbalance it?
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>>20915709 >Some things are beyond the grasp of science. GOD ALERT
GOD ALERT
ALL FEDORAS ON DECK
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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>>20915718 Remember, infinity would not be bound to a single dimension because that would limit it. Maybe the 3D portion of the universe actually has a quantifiable size, but what about the rest?
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>>20915723 I'm not gonna enter a discussion with someone who doesn't know the difference between quantum mechanics and string theory
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>>20915728 Is it wrong to say? Some 3D science just cannot quantify things that aren't 3D. We don't know how to yet.
Faith isn't necessarily connected to god, Spergy.
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>>20915733 then it would still be non-infinite, unless there was an infinite number of dimensions.
I'm going to masturbate to the thought of an infinite universe
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>>20915745 I like to masturbate to different dimensions
different dimensions where my fetishes happen
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>>20915738 Well, good. I doubt you understand even a fraction of that article, so don't waste my time making me explain it to you.
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>>20915756 that's the point
if the universe is truly infinite, the I am having sex with hyper futa celestia right now
it'd be so great
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>>20915757 I'm only a physics undergrad, but I'm sure I understand the article more than someone who doesn't know the difference between string theory and quantum mechanics
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>>20915756 >you will never go to the princess butt dimension if god is real then why is this the cruel truth
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>>20915718 That's a universe though. We're talking about an infinite number of finite-sized universes within a multiverse. Each one created every time something could go more than one way.
I'm not even going to pretend to understand quantum theory crap though. It goes back to the cat representing being both dead and alive at the same time because particles are apparently in multiple states until observed.
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>>20915756 >tfw will never travel to the musk dimension Anonymous
>>20915723 Huh. Seriously?
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Can MLPG recommend good web hosts that are okay with lewd content of cartoon animals
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>>20915765 Well, your first problem:
>applying QUANTUM physics to matters that are usually only described in RELATIVISTIC terms Particle/quantum physics do not work on any scale larger than atoms, mostly because we're still learning about these particles we've barely developed the technology to be able to physically observe. This is kind of the entire reason Hawkins has spent a greater portion of his life trying to make Quantum Relativity a thing.
So now what? Your probability theory, which is heavily referenced all throughout string theory, doesn't make a lick of sense in context to our retarded conversation.
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>>20915786 >>20915786 >>20915786 Artistry must run in the family.
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>>20915744 >Some 3D science just cannot quantify things that aren't 3D. Yes, we can. You're just too dumb.
Average protonneutronelectronfag.
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>>20915544 Hey, that's just mean.
It's more like 300 pounds. Anonymous
>>20915774 Yeah, that was a big debate. They ran into a scenario where they couldn't balance out an equation, so they altered the constants. My buddy was super pissed off about that.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmological_constant They can't make their theory work with this at all.
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>>20915788 Your argument was literally that randomness doesn't exist and that there's a reason for everything, which is just wrong
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>>20915793 Give me a good example then. We still measure time through relative observation (4D), which is a flawed way of accurately describing time (because it depends on Earth's gravity, current speed relative to another observer, etc).
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>>20915803 shit, that's new.
I was getting hyped for string theory.
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>>20915820 Randomness doesn't exist. My point still stands. Everything existing for a purpose works better than 'Why? because chaos"
which doesn't exist in an ordered universe with physical laws Anonymous
>>20915828 Are you actually retarded or just pretending?
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>>20915840 Are you actually trying to use ad hominem now that you have absolutely nothing to counter with?
Knock, knock. Open up. Time to think.
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>>20915828 >universe is ordered >we cant know it all tho computing status: does not
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>>20915864 To the extent of any scientists knowledge, the observable universe is ordered. We have never witnessed an event that couldn't be stretched to a logical extreme and explained.
There's a big difference between 'random' and 'it would take too goddamn long and be way too complicated to model this system to figure out exactly what happened, even though we technically can'
