You're in your waifu's house, and the trash is full. For some reason, your waifu jumps at the chance to go take it out. You notice she's out for a while, so you go out of the house.

You are surprised to see your waifu inside a stranger's car. He turns his head to you. He is none other than Che Guevara. He winks at you before giving a kiss to the lips of your waifu, who does not notice you. Then he drives off.

Che Guevara stole your waifu. Wat do?