>>23824768>"Nonny, why'd you-""I can't fuckin' believe how stupid I am."
>Pinkie jumps, and rests a hand on your shoulder"She thinks I'm..."
>You scratch the back of your head"She thinks I like you, Pinkie."
>She clasps her hand over her mouth>"What?! Why?">You groan"She says I'm always staring at you when I talk to her."
>"Why would she think that??""Because I am. Like, every single time."
>Pinkie's hand slides off of your shoulder and her arms sway by her sides>"Nonny. You can only like one girl at a time. That's the *rules*.""I know. Don't take this the wrong way, but I don't like you like that."
>You're both quiet, so you peek over to gauge her reaction>Thankfully she's smiling"Like I told you before, I always forget the stuff you tell me to say. And, I don't know, I guess I was looking at you trying to remember."
>"Hmmm... do you remember now?""Yes!"
>Your foot hits the dirt hard and you gesture with your hands for emphasis"It's so annoying. Every time, my mind goes blank. And then you gave me an opportunity to be alone with her, I could've fixed this and I..."
>You rub your face>God you're such an autist around her>If you can't ask her to hang out, how are you supposed to clear this misunderstanding up?"Anyway, she did ask for my phone number."
>"WHAT!! That's huge, Nonny!""She only wanted it to help me hook up with you though."
>"THAT'S- slightly less huge, but still great!">Pinkie hops in place and claps her hands a few times>"I mean- I mean, this is actually-">She's almost as excited as Sunset was>"I'm thinking about it and I keep realizing just. How. PERFECT this is!""Whoa there."
>You hold her still by the shoulders"How is this in any way a good thing?"
>"The ball's in my court now! Like- Sunset is Rainbow. I'm Pinkie Pie. And this misunderstanding is the court.""What, does that make me the ball?"
