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Momlestia #25

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 02:38:32 No.24411666 View View Reply Original Report

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>"Oh Sunshine, I'm so happy we all decided to go on vacation while you still have some of your summer break left. So where would you like to go next on our road trip? Maybe to the Crystal Empire to see your cousin. Perhaps that Kingdom of Magic theme park would be nice. Or maybe you would like to stay at the beach for another day or so. It's all up to you sweetheart."

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Crimson:
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Ten years
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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 02:40:33 No.24411693 Report

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>>24411666
>while you still have some of your summer break left
Where the fuck do you live?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 02:41:52 No.24411707 Report

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>>24411666
Damn mom, right before /sun/?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 02:43:31 No.24411736 Report

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 02:43:53 No.24411741 Report

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>>24411666
I heard a rumor mom-luna sometimes happens here. Is this true or a red herring?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 02:49:04 No.24411814 Report

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>"..Look at him, Luna. Perfect specimen of his species. The very epitome of physical fitness and mental sharpness."
>'Sister, he hasn't left the couch all day..'
>"Shhh..he's getting to that."
>"Mom. Mamaaaaa....moooom. Mommy."
>"Yes, sunshine?"
>"..I'm thirsty."
>"Ofcourse, let mommy take care of that."
>Mom's up on the couch backing her hindquarters towards Anon at eyelevel
>"Right theres good, mom. Can't really put this game on pause so uh.."
>He leans over slightly and finds her nipple and begins chugging
>'..I..I should be going. Sister, n-nephew.'
>"Nn..No, Auntie. Stay. I might still be thirsty after moms done."

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 02:53:51 No.24411884 Report

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>>24411814

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 02:58:48 No.24411952 Report

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>"I found a funny vase in your room and things happened."

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 03:06:17 No.24412054 Report

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>>24411736
>the first /mom/ thread
Does anyone else remember when Anon was initially reluctant to give into mom's 'special' love?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 03:13:36 No.24412153 Report

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>>24411666
>"Maybe to the crystal empire to see your cousin?"
>'YES. THAT. L-LET'S DO THAT.'
>"Oh, my sweet boy just loves his cousin Cadence, you two were always so close in your youth."
>Meanwhile at the hall of justi-, crystal empire..
>"Shiny? Dear, are you ok? You just shuddered and started shaking out of nowher-..oh yaay~ honey it's a letter from my Aunt & Anonymous!"
>'...T-that explains the anxiety attack & vomiting.'
>"Ooh I'll have to go make up the master bedroom for hi-..us..them.."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 03:19:10 No.24412248 Report

Quoted By: >>24412268

Molestia is still not reformed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 03:19:24 No.24412251 Report

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I want mom to age regress me and really mother me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 03:20:25 No.24412268 Report

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>>24412248
This isn't that JJ shit, faggot, fuck off. Bet you don't even have oedipal tendencies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 03:23:01 No.24412309 Report

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 03:26:32 No.24412352 Report

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>>24412309
Still a goodie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 03:27:26 No.24412366 Report

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>>24411741
I'm going to assume that's a no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 03:28:08 No.24412381 Report

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>>24412366
There's AUNTIE Luna, but no momluna as far as I know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 03:30:40 No.24412424 Report

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>>24412381
yeah. I don't see luna as the motherly type. I see her more as the big sister type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 03:31:31 No.24412435 Report

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>>24412381
I assume the closest I'll get is stories in which Celestia is away or something. Anything like that around?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 03:32:24 No.24412446 Report

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>>24412435
Can't remember, honestly. You'd have to look through the threads.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 03:40:31 No.24412564 Report

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>"Aww, sunshine...doesn't Twilight look so sad all by her lonesome in the corner?"
>'I'm not spending the gala white knighting that sperg, mom.'
>Mom gives a mock gasp and mutters "Rude" between chuckles
>"Well please, for me~, would you mind going over and seeing whats wrong? A depressed princess does not make for a confident leader."
>'WEEEEAK.'
>Mom plants a kiss on your cheek
>"Thank you."
>Well fuck fuck fuck fuckety fuck fuck
>You regret this more and more with every step you take towards the blubbering princess of the friendzone
>'..Uh, evening, Twilight. *coughMomsaidIhadtocomeoverhereandmakesureyoudon'tkillyourselforsomeshit..pardon, allergies.'
>"......"
>'SO..you're ok?'
>"W-well, actually, I-"
>'GREAT. Glad we had this chat, don't be a stranger, see ya round.'
>You walk over to mom with all the swagger of vince mcmahon
>"She alright?"
>'Unf, n-never better now that I'm back with you mom' you say while cupping her flank
>"I..I meant Twilight, sunshine."
>'Oh. Uh, yeah, peachy. Or something.'
>she deadpans
>'..Mom don't do that costanza face please.'

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 04:11:07 No.24412987 Report

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>"Oh, Anonymous..y-yess~...oh I'll give you all the foals you want, haa..woooh"
>'There it is again, mom, you don't hear that?'
>"..Alright, Anonymous, I definitely heard it that time. Sounds like it's coming from your room."
>'I TOLD YOU THAT TWILIGHTS STUPID CASTLE WAS BUILT ON PONY INDIAN BURIAL GROUNDS AND THAT HER MONSTROSITY OF A HOME DISPLACED THEIR SOULS AND THEY ALL CAME HERE BECAUSE THEY HAVE ISSUES NOT RESO-'
>'Hush, you..it seems like the sounds stopped.'
>"MMM, GAAH..OH ANONYMOUS~"
>..'H-HOW DOES THE GHOST KNOW MY NAME, MOM?'
>"That's it! No spirit shall bring harm to my boy!"
>You and mom burst into the room like Ponch & John from CHiP's
>'HANDS UP NOW HANDS DOWN, TELL ME WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW, KEEP ROLLI-'
>"Anonymous, sunshine.."
>'Oh right, BRACE YO SELF PUNK ASS GHO-...Twilight? What're you doing in my laundr- ahh sick, it's everywhere.'
>"Using magic to gain acess to an inhabited dwelling? Lewd acts committed with the property of royalty? Twilight, you'll be lucky if ALL I do is send you to the fucking moon."
>The pudgy purple princess of the friendzone lazily tips her sticky fedora at you and mutters through her cheeto dusted lips 'So euphoric right now, guys.'

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 04:32:59 No.24413329 Report

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>tfw mama's boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 05:01:34 No.24413775 Report

Quoted By: >>24413808

Is there a grreentext of Sunbutt catching Anon and Twilight fucking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 05:04:23 No.24413808 Report

Quoted By: >>24413837

>>24413775
No. It's kind of a meme/running joke here that Twilight has feelings for Anon that he just doesn't return in the least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 05:06:42 No.24413837 Report

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>>24413808
Or something similar to it like she catching him fucking a mare?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 05:12:07 No.24413909 Report

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>>24413837
I guess you COULD write something along those lines. It's sort of been done though. This thread mainly encompasses the comings and goings of Anon, his mom, and occasionally his Aunt & Cousin. Sort of an all in the family vibe.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 05:13:49 No.24413930 Report

Quoted By: >>24413988

>mfw ctrl + f "moml" gives a result
These threads are what keep me going.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 05:17:09 No.24413988 Report

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>>24413930
Then lend us some green. >>24411814
>>24412153 >>24412564 >>24412987, are all me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 05:18:26 No.24414012 Report

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>>24413909
Do what you think is best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 05:20:30 No.24414048 Report

Quoted By: >>24414112

>>24414012
>you
ME? Nigga, you were asking ME whats been done and what kind of stories are here. We're a once a month thread with no set writefags. I myself do a number of one shots and small greens to keep us from 404'ing, but with /sun/ coming I'm going to be stretched a little thin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 05:25:02 No.24414112 Report

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>>24414048
Sorry half asleep I read it too fast my mistake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 05:27:13 No.24414155 Report

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>Momlestia will never punish you
>Time-outs, spankings, early bedtimes
Why live?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 05:39:58 No.24414386 Report

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 05:40:26 No.24414393 Report

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>>24414155
>early bedtimes.
Reminds me of how in the first Eqg, they arrive in the crystal empire at what looks to be sometime during the afternoon, and Celestia tells them it's off to bed.

>"Now, off to bed, all of you."
>'..Mom, it's like 4 in the afternoon.'
>"Nonsense, sunshine, you know the crystaline timezone is ahead of Canterlots, now let's go."
>'I'm not even tired.'
>"ANONYMOUS D ROCKEFELLER..if you do not come over here, pick up your mother and take us to my chambers, so help me young man.."

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 05:57:57 No.24414669 Report

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>"..Holy shit, mom, you're right. Auntie's butt DOES taste like marble cake!"
>'N-nephew please, we beg of thee more licks and nibbles.'

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 06:22:09 No.24414995 Report

Quoted By: >>24415050

Big sister cadence?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 06:25:44 No.24415050 Report

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>>24414995
Cousin, actually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 06:29:39 No.24415100 Report

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>>24415050
Would still be nice to have a cute green about them when they were young.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 06:33:17 No.24415145 Report

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>>24415100
FUUUUCK, then write it then, jesus christ. This is a ONCE a month thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 06:44:33 No.24415275 Report

Quoted By: >>24415318

>>24415145
Why don't you write it instead? It does come only once a month.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 06:47:40 No.24415318 Report

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>>24415275
I've already done all the green in the thread so far, dick. I would've much preferred if the OP had waited until /sun/ was over to post this anyway.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 07:03:40 No.24415468 Report

Quoted By: >>24415717

>"You're just getting riled up over nothing, Shining. I'm sure as the princess of love, Cadence honors the vows you two made, to the letter."
>'Heh, guess you're right. Thanks for reassuring me, your highness.'
>'How do you think Anonymous & Cady have been holding up since we've been gone? There isn't alot to do around the castle..'
>"Oh I'm sur-..."
>Don't lie to yourself, Celestia, you know right now at this very moment, theres a 10-1 chance your son is balls deep in his cousin
>Probably teasing her teats and nibbling her ears, the same way he does you
>No doubt he's got her bent over some item of furniture, inhaling her mane, hilting inside her and biting the scruff of her neck
>Fuck that's hot
>'..Your highness?'
>"We should get back to the palace now."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 07:35:22 No.24415717 Report

Quoted By: >>24415824

>>24415468
moar?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 07:52:21 No.24415824 Report

Quoted By: >>24417776

>>24415717
>Maybe you ought to brace Shining Cuck for the worst
>No, she IS the princess of love and if it's meant to be, so be it
>..besides, Anonymous DOES have a pretty super dick
>'Why the sudden rush, Princess?'
>"Oh n-no reason, Anonymous tends to uh..well he lets his boredom get the better of him when he doesn't have structure."
>'Heh, I hear ya. Sometimes it seems like Cady has the attention span of Pinkie Pie.'
>"AHH~ Fffuck..n-no more Cadence, I just can't.."
>'Y-you ..if you give up, that means I win, Anonymous.'
>Oh fuck, seriously?
>'...Your majesty, i-is that coming from our chambers?'
>"N-now, Shining Armor, I'm sure theres a reasonable explanation.."
>'UNF I'LL-, I'LL NEVER GIVE UP, CADENCE, NEVER, GOTCHA!'
>"I SUBMIT, AHH~~, oh celestia, I submit, I submit, y-you win."
>The two of you burst through the door into the royal couples master bedroom
>Where Anonymous & Cadence lie sprawled out on a Twister mat
>Later on...
>"Goodbye Shining, Cadence"
>'Bye Auntie, byee Anonymous~'
>"Later on, Condense. Thanks for havin me over, Shiny. Took a beer or two from the fridge, we cool right?"
>"You gave us quite the jump earlier, sunshine. What with that rigorous game of Twister the two of you were engaged in."
>'That's what she said.'
>"..Oh, Anonymous, sunshine..you didn't."
>'I DID, mom. Unf, I spun the wheel and got right nut on left flank. Over and over.'
>You're silent in the carriage on the flight back for a while
>"..I always thought my niece could do better than him anyway."
>'You want me to teach you how to play Battleship, mom?'

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 08:52:30 No.24416234 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 13:26:06 No.24416730 Report

Quoted By: >>24417523

>>24411666
So where would you go with mom on vacation? Either in Equestria or Earth? Also would it just be you and her, or would others come with? Lastly, nice double dubs and trips.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 14:56:50 No.24417351 Report

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I want to cum in her sparkly mane.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 15:25:47 No.24417523 Report

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>>24416730
>Earth: Somewhere temperate/tropical, preferably on or near a beach.
>'Questria: Probably the same.
In either form, she's definitely got a beach body that it'd be criminal not to show off. Auntie would come with if she wants.
>"Alright, sweetheart, I'm ready. Lulu, are you done yet?"
>'I didn't think the beach would be Auntie's bag, mom. She uh..doesn't exactly tan well, you know.'
>"I know, but she wanted to be with you so she's chancing it."
>'Awww..unf..'
>"WE ARE READY NEPHEW, SISTER. IS OUR BATHING GOWN SUFFICIENT?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 15:48:47 No.24417754 Report

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>>24411666
My best Momlestia favorite is with Twilight Sparkle!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 15:50:48 No.24417776 Report

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>>24415824
noice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 15:59:31 No.24417870 Report

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>"Haha, nice one, sweetheart."
>You laugh through a flurry of mail as you grasp a letter and shout 'Take THAT uh..occupant!'
>You're out and about on your morning ride with mom taking out mailboxes with your ponyville slugger
>'Mom, that one, that one!'
>"Oh I see it, sunshine, hang on, we're coming in hot for this one."
>AssumeCostanzaStance.webbum
>You draw back and just fucking unleash on the starry purple mailbox
>Spike glumly sips his coffee and gives a feeble wave
>A confetti of letters settles around the purple princess of the friendzone who was on her way out to get her mail
>A box labeled 'bad minotaur' buzzes and vibrates at her hooves
>'HAHAHAH, O'DOYLE RULES!'
>"Happy tuesday, Twilight!"
>"..Y-you too, Princess."

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 16:07:40 No.24417943 Report

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 16:54:00 No.24418406 Report

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>"I *hic*- I *hic*-, I LOVE the mug, shunshine, thanksh."
>'Irishing up your coffee a little, mom?'
>"AYE."
>'Please, mom, don't do the shrek imp-..mom, seriously, WE'RE IN PUBLIC.'
>Mom stands up and wavers a bit on her hooves before declaring to the resteraunt that they're all trespassing in her swamp
>And that she has to take a fat ogre shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 16:55:46 No.24418429 Report

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>>24418406
I like drunk Celestia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 17:03:35 No.24418516 Report

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>tfw no official mother luna thread
I love you cousins.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 17:04:02 No.24418519 Report

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>"Doesn't mommy make a cute girl, sweetheart?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 17:38:05 No.24418926 Report

Quoted By: >>24418943

>"Oh Anonymous, my love, I know you harbor feelings untold for me, soon my love, soon.."
>'Gross! Ugh, Twilight can you not schlick off while I'm here? Geez..'
>"H-hush spike..c-can't concentrate with you talking..unf"
>'..What're we doing here at Crate and Barrel anyway?'
>"Haa~..oh..oh that was good. *Ahem* We're here because my dear and his mother are shopping to redecorate the palace."
>'Aaand stalking the both of them is going to help you win Anon's heart? I uh..I'm PRETTY the book said NOT to do that.'
>"Please, Spike, that edition of 'Ponyville Penal Codes And Laws Relating To Stalking' was seriously outdated.."
>'Uh..I meant 'How to win friends and influence ponies.'
>"Shh! Spike, h-he's coming.."
>"..Eugh..mom, did you get the chills right now, too?"
>'I did..yeesh, whats THAT about?'

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 17:39:08 No.24418943 Report

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>>24418926
>pretty sure*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 18:51:19 No.24419950 Report

Quoted By: >>24419999

>"..Are you guys just going to spend the next couple hours grunting and staring each other down."
>'Whatever it takes, Sunshine. Believe it!'
>"*sigh*..T-that's Naruto, mom."
>'I know, that's the one where Goku is training to be the best pokemon catcher hokage he can be, right?'
>"..I'm going back to bed."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 18:54:33 No.24419999 Report

Quoted By: >>24420223 >>24420265 >>24420376 >>24422342

>>24419950
Create the ultimate mother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 19:10:19 No.24420223 Report

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>>24419999
QUADRUPLES CONFIRMS

Although, I don't know if I would have chosen the teal eye color.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 19:13:36 No.24420265 Report

Quoted By: >>24420309

>>24419999
I'm not a fan of DBZ at all. But I think I might read this if someone wrote up a story about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 19:16:11 No.24420309 Report

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>>24420265
>if someone wrote up a story about it
BE the change you want to see.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 19:19:40 No.24420376 Report

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>>24419999
Would the name be Lunestia or something? Since Vegito is the name of that fusion.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 19:55:35 No.24421008 Report

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>"Did you miss mommy, sweetheart?"

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 20:13:35 No.24421335 Report

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>>24414386
pillowfight with mom

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 20:16:57 No.24421385 Report

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>>24421335
Sweet jesus.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 21:10:40 No.24422166 Report

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>"It's important we look our best for this coronation, Lulu. We have to be the perfect pictures of staunch, reserved leadersh-.."
>"Luna, what is that on your..uh.."
>'Stars above! It appears in our haste of acquiring our nephew's seed, a dollop or two was wasted!'
>"Oh no, Luna don't lick it of-, ahhh, you did it. I hope Twilight didn't see.."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 21:19:03 No.24422287 Report

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>>24411666

"I vote we stay at the beach."

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 21:22:52 No.24422342 Report

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>>24419999
>"Gasp...who are you supposed to buh?"

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 21:31:28 No.24422464 Report

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>>24422342
I am Celestiuna

I am real super princess

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 21:33:06 No.24422488 Report

Quoted By: >>24422529

>"You're so cute when you sleep, my love."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 21:34:04 No.24422502 Report

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>Celestia: Anon, my child.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 21:34:28 No.24422509 Report

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Thinking about mom during climax makes me spill some monster wads.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 21:36:03 No.24422529 Report

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>>24422488
>"Heh, yeah I kn-...WAIT, WHAT?!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 21:40:15 No.24422614 Report

Quoted By: >>24422683 >>24423416

>>24412153
Has Cadance restricted Anon to backdoor only since she's gotten married in order to at least honour her vows to some extent, or is he still granted access all areas.

Does Shining sleep on the couch when Anon's visiting or the floor at the foot of the master bed?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 21:42:32 No.24422651 Report

Quoted By: >>24422750

>>24422529

>"I see by the lump in the covers that you must have been having some very vivid dreams, sweetie. I certainly hope you weren't dreaming of any OTHER mares?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 21:44:59 No.24422683 Report

Quoted By: >>24422794

>>24422614
>"Hahaha, are the 3 buffoons not comical, Sir Armor?"
>'..N-no, they're funny and all, Princess Luna, my mind is uh..just somewhere else right now, sorry.'
>"Ah, ofcourse, it is not easy to drown out those moans of pleasure."
>"..Would thou careth to watch something on the television? It may cheer you up."
>'Sure. Thanks, Princess.'
>"Think nothing of it."
>Auntie Luna pats his shoulder
>'W-wait, where are you going?'
>"We are next in line ofcourse!"
>Shining sinks back into the couch and grumbles through reruns of Mr. Belvedere and Perfect Strangers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 21:49:33 No.24422750 Report

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>>24422651
>"N-NO DEAREST, OFCOURSE NOT, P-PERISH THE THOUGHT...MOM!!!!!"
>'At the moment I think you'll find your mother quite...incapacitated, Mr. Bond-, I mean Anonymous..'
>"..What'd you do to my mom, Cellofinge-, I mean Octavia?"
>Mom dances by your open door in noise cancelling headphones
>'GLORIA, YOU'RE ALWAYS ON THE RUN NOW, RUNNIN AFTER SOMEBODY, YOU GOTTA GET EM' SOMEHOW..'
>"DAMNIT MOM, DISCO IS DEAD, HELP!!! TAKE THOSE OFF!!"
>Octavia rubs her hooves together and laughs evilly while petting a whitecat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 21:52:47 No.24422794 Report

Quoted By: >>24422853 >>24423763

>>24422683

So is Twilight and Shining's mother the only member of their family that Anon doesn't treat like shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 21:53:44 No.24422814 Report

Quoted By: >>24422853

>>24411666
Does OP or anyone else know what happened to the dude who wrote Ten Years?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 21:56:30 No.24422853 Report

Quoted By:

>>24422794
I myself have never written anything involving Velvet Sparkle here. The animosity towards Twilight is just a long running meme here. If you want to see the two together, maybe paired up on a date by Anon's mom, go for it.

>>24422814
AfterHours is here once in a great while.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 22:13:37 No.24423105 Report

Quoted By: >>24423146

>>24421335
vacation with Mom

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 22:16:05 No.24423146 Report

Quoted By: >>24429714

>>24423105
Stealth public beach sex with mom.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 22:26:10 No.24423274 Report

Quoted By: >>24424477

>"Heeeeey, Anon, brodawg, dudemigo, pal o' mine.."
>'You trying to get punched again, Flash?'
>"I uh, I deserved that, bro. Peekin on your mom sunbathing with her girls out, that-, that was a party foul, my dude. I'm sorry."
>'..Whatever, you wouldn't be the first.'
>"Heh, yeaaah, guess guys will try-"
>'You are the first to live to tell, though.'
>"....Y-you too, dawg."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 22:35:59 No.24423416 Report

Quoted By: >>24423508

>>24422614
>"Hey, Shining, guess what!"
"I don't know, what?"
>"I'm pregnant!"
"Y-You're... Pregnant? I'm going to be a daddy?"
>"What? No not you, silly. You know you're not allowed to cum inside. Cousin Anon's the father, dear. Isn't that great!"
"Oh... yeah... great."
>"I can't wait to tell Aunty Celestia and Aunt Luna. Oh, and Twilight!"
"Could you maybe... you know, not tell my sister?"

Poor guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 22:43:51 No.24423508 Report

Quoted By: >>24423588

>>24423416
>Cadence routinely leaves the satyr bastard with Shiny while she, mom, auntie & Anon carouse around the crystal empire
>"Are you my daddy, mister?"
>Shining glares down over his pot belly and sighs before mumbling 'Fuck you, Anonymous.'

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 22:49:51 No.24423588 Report

Quoted By: >>24423604

>>24423508
Cadance's ear twitches as she swears she hears the wind whispering "Fuck... Anonymous."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 22:51:23 No.24423604 Report

Quoted By:

>>24423588
All my kek's.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 23:01:45 No.24423763 Report

Quoted By: >>24424102

>>24422794
>"Anon, you of course know my brother. This here is my dad and my m-"
"Wow, Twilight, you didn't tell me you had a younger sister!"
>Twilight rolls her eyes as you kneel down and take her fiercely blushing mother's hoof in your hand before kissing it and winking at her.
"Enchanté, ma chère."
>The older mare smiles dreamily at you as you stand back up.
>"Charmed. Oh and please, just call me Velvet."
>"M-Mom."
>The purple sperg looks incredibly uncomfortable as she desperately tries to find something else to focus on.
>"Twilight, hush."

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 23:24:12 No.24424040 Report

Quoted By: >>24424100 >>24424413

>"You wanna go to the skatepark today, Anon?"
>'I can dig it, mom.'
>"C-can I come, you guys?"
>Mom tips her shades down
>"..This is a family outing, Twilight."
>You lick moms ears and wrap yourself in her mane
>'Yeah, family biz.'

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 23:29:05 No.24424100 Report

Quoted By:

>>24424040
And than Anon broke both arms trying to do a flip.

Pony skateboards are not designed for bipeds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 23:29:12 No.24424102 Report

Quoted By: >>24424330

>>24423763
>At dinner Twilight and Shining Armor have their thousand yard stares transfixed on the far wall of the restaraunt
>Anon, his mom, and velvet laugh and joke through the night
>Twilight nudges Shining's hoof beneath the table
>"S-shiny, I..."
>'OH FOR FUCKS SAKE, TWILIGHT, REALLY?'
>"Sorry, sorry..A princess has needs though."
>Velvet quickly shushes the two
>"Now, Princess, Anonymous..I've..I can't help but notice the two of you are VERY affectionate with one another."
>Anonymous and his mother smile broadly and ask a passing waiter for the check
>Velvet doesn't go home that night

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 23:48:44 No.24424330 Report

Quoted By: >>24424695

>>24424102

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 23:50:30 No.24424350 Report

Quoted By:

>"Heeey~"
>'..Mom?'
>"Mmhmm."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 23:56:19 No.24424413 Report

Quoted By: >>24424426 >>24425220

>>24424040
>wrap yourself in her mane

How would that work?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2015 23:58:02 No.24424426 Report

Quoted By: >>24424534 >>24425220

>>24424413
IT JUST WOULD.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 00:02:33 No.24424477 Report

Quoted By:

>>24423274
Shut up, Sentry Dork!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 00:06:36 No.24424534 Report

Quoted By: >>24425220

>>24424426
IT JUST WORKS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 00:18:31 No.24424695 Report

Quoted By: >>24424788 >>24425026 >>24425086 >>24425642

>>24424330

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 00:26:45 No.24424788 Report

Quoted By:

>>24424695
>"HHHWHATCHA GONNA DO, NONNY?!"
>'No, mom please, no.'
>"SOMEBODY TOLD US THERE WAS A LITTLE HULKSTER HERE WHO WASN'T EATING HIS VEGETABLES AND TAKIN HIS VITAMINS, BROTHER!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 00:44:54 No.24425026 Report

Quoted By: >>24425106

>>24424695
Mom Cena

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 00:49:43 No.24425086 Report

Quoted By: >>24425106

>>24424695
MOOOM
>sweetheart what hapened?!
i got blinded mom!
>no sweetie your not blind
i-im not?
>No honey you just cant see me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 00:50:50 No.24425106 Report

Quoted By:

>>24425026
>>24425086
MOM CENA'S THEME

MOM CENA'S THEEME

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 00:59:00 No.24425220 Report

Quoted By:

>>24424413
>>24424426
>>24424534
I require visual proof.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 01:33:05 No.24425642 Report

Quoted By: >>24426064 >>24426970

>>24424695

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 02:06:00 No.24426064 Report

Quoted By:

>>24425642
>you will never bury your face in mom's chest fluff
>she will never hold you close
>she will never fold her wings over you and hum softly
>you will never fall asleep in Mom's embrace

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 02:25:00 No.24426311 Report

Quoted By: >>24426339 >>24426675

“Yeah, we got their flag! Cover me auntie while I get it back to base.”
>”Consider it done! I will ensure safe passage and escort you back to Moon Base.”
>Damn it was fun playing video games with your aunt.
>Mom was reluctant at first because she thought they were too violent, but auntie was able to convince her.
>’Video games develop hoof eye coordination, and if we turn the subtitles on it will be like he’s reading a book.’
>No wonder she’s your favorite aunt.
>… okay, she’s your only aunt but she would still be your favorite regardless.
>Besides, you don’t know what your mom was thinking saying these games were ‘violent.’
“Oh shit! I’m taking fire.”
>”I see him! HAVE AT THEE!”
>Auntie Luna’s character rushes the assailant and preforms an elaborate animated assassination scene.
“Oh nice! You stabbed him right in his kidney.”
>”Indeed, Let this be a lesson to all who attempt to harm the royal family.”
“Auntie, stop teabagging him! There isn’t time for that, we need to get this thing back to base.”
>”THERE IS ALWAYS TIME FOR TEABAGGING! This pleb needs to know their place.”
>You chuckle as the two of you get closer and closer to your base.
>One more victory in the bag for-
>”Prince Anonymous, Princess Luna, there you two are.”
>An all too familiar voice calls from the doorway.
>Twilight trots in and walks right in front of the screen.
>”I have something for you.”
“What the fuck Sparkle! I can’t see.”
>”YES! Oh wait, did you say ‘want’ or ‘what?’ I’m going to assume you said want.”
>You feel your controller shake and vibrate.
>”Move your ass Twilight Sparkle!”
>”Oh sorry!”
>She moves aside and you see both of your characters are dead.
>“What’s the matter Anon? Lag or something? Nothing personal, but Cadance just took our flag back.”
>Shining Armor’s voice calls out from your headset.
“Not cool Shining, your sister just walked in front of the screen.”

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 02:26:53 No.24426339 Report

Quoted By: >>24426675 >>24440170

>>24426311
>>24426311
>”Ha! But seriously, tell her we said hi.”
“Your brother says he hates you.”
>”Oh, he is such a kidder.”
>You turn off the console knowing you won’t be able to continue playing now that she’s here.
“So… to what do we owe the… pleasure of your company?”
>You say forcing a smile.
>”Pleasure of my company.”
>She whispers and smiles.
>”Twilight Sparkle, why are you here?”
>”Huh? Oh right!”
>She digs into her saddle bag and pulls out a game.
>”I made you a game.”
>Wait, what?
“You made a game?”
>”Uh-huh, here let me show you.”
>She magics the game into your console and turns it on.
>You see a pixelated version of Twilight.
>Guess she made herself the main character.
>Can’t say you can blame her, it would be cool to have yourself in a video game.
>Oh wow, pixel-light is interacting with your mom in the game.
>… and they’re… going to her bedroom…
>You look over at your auntie and share a puzzled glance.
“Um… Twilight… what kind of game is this?”
>”Oh, it’s a slice of life style thing. See? Here is where I’m helping tuck Princess Celestia into bed, and now I’m reading her a story to help her sleep.”
“So… you are like a servant to the royal family?”
>”No, no, no, this game just follows a sweet, adorable, and lovable pony around as she tries to make those around her happy. Especially the princesses and prince.”
>She looks directly at you for that last part.
>”And here is where I- I mean the character, helps relieve said prince of his stress. So what do you think?”
“Goddamnit Twilight…”
>”Can other characters help relieve the prince’s stress? Say for instance, one of the princesses?”
“Auntie Luna!”

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 02:46:37 No.24426675 Report

Quoted By: >>24430897

>>24426311
>>24426339
>having the skills to make a game by yourself where you can plow your waifu/husbando
You can't even be mad at Spergle for that.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 03:03:56 No.24426970 Report

Quoted By:

>>24425642
[insert witty play on words here]

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 04:46:07 No.24428385 Report

Quoted By:

DON'T YOU 404 ON ME!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 05:16:18 No.24428743 Report

Quoted By: >>24429359 >>24429379 >>24429537 >>24451652

>Be Kid Anon
>Be in royal toy room, with horse mom
>"And what do we have here? Things look out of place."
>Celestia picks up one of the many pony figures spread around the floor.
>"That ones the blacksmith, he makes all the swords for the knights and guards."
>You pick up the toy out of the air and put it back in the forge in the giant toy castle.
>It is a big castle as the area is about 4 king sized mattresses.
>"And what are all these ponies doing here?"
>She points over to the crowd of ponies all hurdled around two ponies, one laying on the ground.
>"They are from outside the gates. They came to tell about a dragon attacking."
>You pick up the ponies and begin to narrate for them.
>"Help. Help. A dragon attacked our crop and field, it's heading this way."
>Celestia takes up a toy and narrates too.
>"A dragon?! We must tell the princess!"
>You pick up the ponies and bring them over to the area you made the throne room.
>Celestia follows and sits down watch you play your stories.
>"Help princess! A dragon attacked us. It's gonna get us too."
>You pick up the princess figure, and begin to narrate.
>"A dragon attacking our kingdom, not on my watch."
>You then put down the pony figure and run to your toy box.
>There you pull out two figures.
>One is a giant red dragon, and the other is a doll that looks like you.
>You run back over to the others and your mother, who is smiling.
>"What's going to happen, are they gonna get the dragon."
>You shush her.
>"Yea Mommy, we are going to fight the big scary dragon."
>You extend the alicorn toys wings and put yourself on her back.
>"You can play the dragon, mommy."
>You pick up the toy and begin to fly them about the room in circles.
>"Now we fly Mommy!"
>"So what happens to our heroes, my sunshine?"
>"They fight now."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 05:41:40 No.24429068 Report

Quoted By: >>24429267 >>24429550

Luna states she's pregnant and won't be able to spend as much time with you anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 06:00:05 No.24429267 Report

Quoted By:

>>24429068
Challenge accepted
...
In a way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 06:10:38 No.24429359 Report

Quoted By:

>>24428743
>Then suddenly, you are the dragon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 06:12:45 No.24429379 Report

Quoted By: >>24429537 >>24488588

>>24428743
>Celesita make sounds for the scary dragon as it whooshes fire onto the team.
>And you make beam noises as the magic beams hit the dragon.
>"The dragon is so fast, what are they gonna do to stop it?"
>With her magic she flies the toy dragon all around the room, letting you chase after her, and then letting you chase after it.
>"Now the heroes finish of the dragon!"
>You ram the horn of the princess into the dragons chest.
>Celestia cries out the sounds of wailing as the dragon falls from the sky.
>She drops it onto a piles of pillows.
>She then makes a few grunt sounds as the dragons slowly dies.
>"The dragon is dead! The kingdom is saved, mommy!"
>Celestia picks up a crowd of ponies and begins to make cheering noises for them.
>"Hooray! Hooray! The kingdom is saved!"
>You drop the toys and go over to your mother.
>Thank you mommy! You saved us!"
>Celestia places a hoof over you and kisses your forehead.
>"You were their too, riding my back the whole time."
>You return to the pile of toys on the floor.
>"What should happen next, sunshine?"
>You run back to your toy box and pull out some more ponies.
>"More adventures of Prince Anon! He goes to rescue a princess from bad guys this time."
>"Well then, let's play."

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 06:32:07 No.24429537 Report

Quoted By:

>>24428743
>>24429379
>tfw a cute story gets posted
You're a national treasure my man

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 06:33:49 No.24429550 Report

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>>24429068
Make self the child.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 06:40:29 No.24429606 Report

Quoted By: >>24429728

>It was a different era.
>From horizon to horizon, all the land the sun and moonlight touched had come to worship and love the sisters as gods, as paltry titles as queen, empress, or ancestors forbid princess became synonymous with insufficient. It was the way of things, how the world spun, there was never a time where the sisters weren't basking in the adoration of those beneath them.
>Only a handful remembered the time before time, and even less could tap into those memories.
>Sadly, you were among the latter category. Your memory had long been failing you in these recent centuries, every day you forget a little bit more of your long life. You could swear there was a time when Luna had a better sense of fashion and Celestia didn't think horned crowns were the best thing since sliced bread.
>You yourself however? Oh it had been the same for a long time. You were a freak, a mutant, a hideous abomination the likes of which had never been seen anywhere else. You were alone in this vast plane called creation, however the sisters reached out to you in the times beyond your memory. They took you in, raised you as their own, made you a glorious instrument of their will.
>Through you the sisters easily uprooted opposition to their divine right to rule, and through you terror was sewn amongst those that dared to wonder of a world free of their guiding hooves.
>However, for all your accomplishments, for all your favor, beyond the sisters you were hated. You were not a pony, and thus considered a lesser creature, a mere beast in the thrall of the divine sisters. Every waking moment you were bathed in the cleansing flames of prejudice and fear, galvanized in your purpose to spread the glory of the sisters to lands beyond the horizons.
>Which brings you to a moment, this moment in particular, the one currently being lived in. One day out of every month you were recalled from the farthest reaches by the sisters, to their black castle mounted upon the highest of spires.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 06:56:14 No.24429714 Report

Quoted By: >>24429813

>>24423146

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 06:57:40 No.24429728 Report

Quoted By: >>24429823

>>24429606

>As you approached the magnificent construct of volcanic obsidian, the torches lining the path burst to life with azure flame. They sizzle loudly as the torrential rain bombards them without remorse, yet they violently flicker out when you stray too far from their light.
>One by one, your arrival was heralded by the torches, and the almost panicked shouts emerging from the palace's many towers pulled a sneer across your fang-filled maw. As you draw near the end of the bridge, you peer down the black abyss below, feeling rather nostalgic as you spot the shimmering scales of many dragons roosting in the crags of the spire, their scales slickened by the rain.
>The heavy, ornate drawbridge slammed against the cobblestone before you, and the thundering skies filled with lightning to illuminate the rest of the way. Once under the protection of the castle, you gave yourself a good shake, freeing most of the unwanted rainwater from your person.
>The palace guards flank you, although they take great care to give you a wide berth, old fears still plain on their stoic faces. After all the centuries you would have thought that the anxieties you invited upon the residents of the palace would fade, yet almost every pony you crossed paths with offered only fear, hatred, and a hint of respect.
>Silently, you are guided through the magnificent halls of your old home, the walls lined with stained glass portraits, capturing the highlights of the sisters' accomplishments through time immemorial.
>You spot a few you don't recognize, ones that lack you and/or the sisters. Instead they portray six ponies. Two pegasi, two unicorns, and two simple earth ponies. Before you can commit your mind to deciphering the details the windows are long gone, and your mind returns to the task at hand.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 07:14:59 No.24429813 Report

Quoted By: >>24429823 >>24432785

>>24429714

>Without so much as a word you are brought to the great hall. Once upon a time, individuals of high stature, royalty and nobility, would rest here and meet the divine sisters, perhaps even partake in dinner and games. However that era has long passed, and now, it is simply a obnoxiously large dining room for you to catch up with the sisters when you are recalled from the front.
>The guards do not follow you in as you stomp into the hall, the sound of your armor clicking and grinding together making your presence known. You can already see the sisters at the equally obnoxiously large dining table that once sat nigh one-hundred, now only home to three.
>Celestia visibly brightens when her gaze meets your, "our prince has returned," she says serenely, the acoustics of the hall giving her voice much weight. She rises from her seat, meeting you halfway in her visibly restrained excitement. "My heart rejoices to see you again, my child."
"It is always a time for rejoicing when my ears are blessed with your divine voice, dearest mother."
>You bow deeply to punctuate your words, closing your eyes and awaiting Celestia's response. You are pleased when you hear a muffled giggle, obviously she still has the same weaknesses. "Dearest Sunshine, how you flatter me," she says with a wave of her hoof. "Come along then, I am sure your auntie yearns to have words."
>If you thought Celestia was happy to see you again, Luna was positively radiant with excitement. She could not hide it as well as Celestia, and even then it was easy to read her elder sister. Luna however, was almost squirming in her seat. "It has been too long, my prince," she says, unable to hold back a smile. "I... we have missed you."
"As have I, even with the knowledge that you watch me through the sun and the moon, it cannot compare to seeing you both with my own eyes."
>"Oh stop it~!" Celestia giggles. "You'll make these old mares blush at this rate, Sunshine."

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 07:16:24 No.24429823 Report

Quoted By:

>>24429813
Goddammit I quoted the wrong post. It was supposed to be >>24429728
This is the most newfag thing I've done since I posted porn here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 10:41:50 No.24430897 Report

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>>24426675
It comes with day 1 DLC and locked content on the disc that you have to pay to unlock. Also it requires a Uplay account.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 12:49:56 No.24431443 Report

Quoted By: >>24431510 >>24432651 >>24432682

You like it when I bump you, don't you, bitch?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 13:02:46 No.24431510 Report

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>>24431443
Celestia's time of the month.webm

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 13:03:31 No.24431512 Report

Quoted By: >>24431547 >>24431560

I bet you sick fucks want Celestia to forcefeed you tit milk.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 13:08:42 No.24431547 Report

Quoted By:

>>24431512

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 13:10:32 No.24431560 Report

Quoted By:

>>24431512
>Force
>Implying I wouldn't gladly do it willingly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 13:14:46 No.24431588 Report

Quoted By: >>24433471

did you guys ever do anything with that super anon meets/takes kid anon nuder his wing idea?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 16:31:14 No.24432552 Report

Quoted By:

Don't die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 16:47:00 No.24432651 Report

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>>24431443
Why is her cutie mark the Steelseries logo

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 16:51:10 No.24432682 Report

Quoted By:

>>24431443

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 17:03:21 No.24432785 Report

Quoted By:

>>24429813
Moar

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 18:20:10 No.24433471 Report

Quoted By:

>>24431588
>"Super Anon's gay, mom."
>'W-what? No! Certainly a strapping young man like himself can't be of..t-that persuasion.'
>"Yup, sho nuff, look in the paper."
>Mom grabs the daily bugle from you
>'..Anonymous, this headline reads 'J JONAH JAMESON MAD ABOUT SPIDERMAN THINGS'..'
>"Beneath that one, mom.."
>'..'Super Anon discovered to be light in the loafers pansy masquerading as alpha male. Reliable sources in the royal guard tell of late night illicit rendevouz between caped faggot and anonymous guard'..'
>A black silhouette of Flash Sentry with a question mark over the face is below the title

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 20:02:36 No.24434410 Report

Quoted By: >>24434490

Does Anon interact with the rest of the main 6, or does he try to avoid them like he does with Twilight? Are any of them potential wives or members of a herd in Celestia' s eyes?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 20:10:05 No.24434490 Report

Quoted By: >>24435526

>>24434410
Yeah. He's usually on good terms with the m5 to that point.
>"Twilight, darling, I just got a thank you note from Prince Anonymous and his mother for tailoring his suit for the gala."
>"Wee~ I got one too for catering his birthday!"
>"Mah whole family recieved individ-..we all got one, too! Sheeyoot, they LOVE their cider."
>"I got one too!"
>"What for, Rainbow?"
>"Uh...b-being awesome, duh."
>"..Yall got cum on yer wings there, awesome dash."
>"Oh d-dear..I got one, too. He was very, VERY grateful for my help in teaching him proper Phoenix care."
>"..V-very grateful..ooh..such a generous lover.."
>"Y-you ALL got some form of 'thanks' from Prince Anonymous?"
>"..You didn't, Twilight?"
>"I got a restraining order.."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 20:48:00 No.24434911 Report

Quoted By: >>24435026

>"Sweetheart, I..."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 20:58:11 No.24435026 Report

Quoted By: >>24435486

>>24434911
>Mom, I...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 21:39:08 No.24435486 Report

Quoted By: >>24435504

>>24435026
"Sister, nephew... I... I'll come back later!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 21:40:32 No.24435504 Report

Quoted By:

>>24435486
>"Nonsense, Luna, theres always room for one more."
>'E-even me?'
>"Twilight?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 21:42:09 No.24435526 Report

Quoted By:

>>24434490
>"You're in breach of your non-disclosure agreement, young lady."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 22:34:38 No.24436210 Report

Quoted By: >>24436223 >>24436230

Imagine how confusing it would be to be Anon raised by Celestia who only speaks horse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 22:35:10 No.24436218 Report

Quoted By:

Please don't die, mom. I promise I'll spend more time with you when I have some time off from work.

Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 22:35:35 No.24436223 Report

Quoted By:

>>24436210
it would be like how tarzan speaks fucking ape

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 22:36:36 No.24436230 Report

Quoted By: >>24445295

>>24436210
I'm sure he'd pick up the language in no time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ars_I3kzOAw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzS7OLd6faw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2f7Oy2HE_8

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 22:53:20 No.24436391 Report

Quoted By: >>24436813 >>24437306

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 23:37:56 No.24436813 Report

Quoted By: >>24437120

>>24436391
M-Mom I-I don't think this is appropriate

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 23:58:07 No.24437076 Report

Quoted By: >>24437119

i want to do superanon and kid art suggestions? like what are super anons powers? i was thinking like electricity or something flashy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 00:01:57 No.24437119 Report

Quoted By:

>>24437076
how about superanon showing kid anon an example of his powers? kid anon is super excited about and celestias there too

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 00:01:58 No.24437120 Report

Quoted By:

>>24436813
>"Nonsense, I'm your mother, there's nothing in appropriate about this. Now, again, with feeling."
>'...Goddamnit.'
>"I'm waiting~"
>Anon sighs before reading his lines
>'..Did someone order an extra large meat lovers?'

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 00:16:48 No.24437306 Report

Quoted By: >>24438150

>>24436391

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 00:22:41 No.24437392 Report

Quoted By: >>24437915 >>24451564

>"Anonymous, care to enter the school's raffle?"
>'School spirit is for nerds, mom.'
>"Aww you don't wanna put your ballot in your auntie's box?"
>'W-what?..Jesus, mom, we're at school right now..'
>"I didn't say anything inappropriate..just asked if maybe you wanted to put it on in your aunt's box. And then on her desk. Then mine. Then the broom close-"
>'WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT, I'M LATE FOR CLASS, LOVE YOU, BYE.'
>"I love flustering my boy~"
>"...He-, he's still going to put it in our boxes, yes, sister?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 01:03:52 No.24437915 Report

Quoted By:

>>24437392
more?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 01:20:58 No.24438150 Report

Quoted By: >>24438224 >>24438498

>>24437306
>"Anon do you see something you want for lunch~?"
Yes. Yes I do.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 01:26:11 No.24438224 Report

Quoted By:

>>24438150
God, that ass. It's..I mean like, it's just fucking THERE, man. Mom's ass deserves 24/7 worship.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 01:47:50 No.24438498 Report

Quoted By: >>24439082

>>24438150
"Like the view sweetie?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 02:30:34 No.24439082 Report

Quoted By: >>24439105 >>24439326 >>24449475

>>24438498
Wanna join our slumber party sweetie?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 02:32:54 No.24439105 Report

Quoted By: >>24439127

>>24439082
What happened to mom's legs? Fuck, what happened to everyone? They look like they all developed down's or something.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 02:34:26 No.24439127 Report

Quoted By:

>>24439105

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 02:49:57 No.24439326 Report

Quoted By:

>>24439082
There's only three princess in Equestria, not four!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 03:36:10 No.24440058 Report

Quoted By: >>24440167 >>24440567 >>24440701 >>24445867

>"You've been taking longer than usual."
>"Do you need help, sweetie?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 03:41:37 No.24440167 Report

Quoted By:

>>24440058
>"No, I'm a big boy and can do it myself."
>Something crashes on the floor.
>"Um. On second thought. Can you get auntie Luna too?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 03:41:40 No.24440170 Report

Quoted By:

>>24426339
moar?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 04:01:20 No.24440567 Report

Quoted By:

>>24440058
Jesus tits, Mom I can finish my math problems by myself I'm in the 10th grade now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 04:07:39 No.24440701 Report

Quoted By:

>>24440058
Just let me take a shit in peace, mom.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 05:11:11 No.24441548 Report

Quoted By: >>24443755 >>24456049

>Be Prince Anon
>Alone, fapping in your room
>See this the in window
What do?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 05:57:44 No.24442156 Report

Quoted By:

Gee, /mom/ sure is dead tonight.
I got a body pillow that I hug at night. I pretend it's her. I need a daki.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 07:31:39 No.24443132 Report

Quoted By: >>24443188 >>24443767

I want Celestia to sing me the national anthem as my lullaby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 07:39:34 No.24443188 Report

Quoted By: >>24443237

>>24443132
That's some weird fetish

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 07:44:48 No.24443237 Report

Quoted By:

>>24443188
God bless Equestria.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 09:05:46 No.24443755 Report

Quoted By: >>24448829

>>24441548
Maintain eye contact and finish.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 09:08:56 No.24443767 Report

Quoted By:

>>24443132
Muffled hamburgers and clapping in the distance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 11:53:05 No.24444308 Report

Quoted By: >>24444984

I wanna be the little spoon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 14:09:23 No.24444984 Report

Quoted By:

>>24444308
bemp

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 15:06:45 No.24445295 Report

Quoted By:

>>24436230
Good God that was a long time ago bump.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 15:09:54 No.24445316 Report

Quoted By:

>>24411666
am i seriously the first to notice that celestia is actually Satan duel-welding dubs!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 16:16:37 No.24445867 Report

Quoted By:

>>24440058
Yes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 16:19:10 No.24445891 Report

Quoted By:

>"Was pink your natural color, mom?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 17:32:22 No.24446409 Report

Quoted By:

Bump

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 17:46:26 No.24446539 Report

Quoted By:

Greens when?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 18:38:30 No.24447018 Report

Quoted By: >>24467178

>"Mom, hey mom! Dad's home!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 19:44:23 No.24447701 Report

Quoted By: >>24448846 >>24451099

>"Mom, she's doing it again."
>'Twilight, please, you're standing in my flowerbed.'
>She starts to unbotton her blouse and presses her tits against the window
>"WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME, ANONYMOUS."
>'I'm turning on the sprinklers.'

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 20:47:30 No.24448360 Report

Quoted By:

Donchu die on me! I need ideas for a plot. I might feel like writing once I get settled in college.

This wasn't worth waiting a month for. I might as well change that if I can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 21:25:29 No.24448829 Report

Quoted By:

>>24443755
Exactly, you must establish dominance

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 21:25:34 No.24448830 Report

Quoted By: >>24449058

You'll always be my boss, mom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 21:26:52 No.24448846 Report

Quoted By:

>>24447701
You're just making it worse

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 21:46:11 No.24449053 Report

Quoted By: >>24450653

>"M'Prince & Princess."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 21:46:50 No.24449058 Report

Quoted By:

>>24448830
>tfw hanging everywhere but /v/ and /vg/ to avoid MGSV spoilers.
That said, I have an idea.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 22:23:12 No.24449475 Report

Quoted By: >>24449798

>>24439082

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 22:52:40 No.24449798 Report

Quoted By: >>24449929

>>24449475
>"Welcome home from the Griffon kingdom Sweetie. Lulu and I have a surprise for you."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 23:04:20 No.24449929 Report

Quoted By:

>>24449798

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2015 23:34:34 No.24450291 Report

Quoted By: >>24450614 >>24451589

Would mom like the vidya's you play?
>"Oh my, that's certainly an intimidating figure."
>'Don't trip, mom, Subject Delta is mad fatherish and has protector skillz for days.'
>"Oh my-..he also has a penchant for drilling enemies it seems.."
>'What'd I tell ya, skillz.'
>"....D-do another one."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 00:03:33 No.24450614 Report

Quoted By: >>24450679 >>24451879

>>24450291
>"Do you like my new outfit Anon?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 00:06:29 No.24450653 Report

Quoted By:

>>24449053
Wings Off!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 00:09:38 No.24450679 Report

Quoted By: >>24451063

>>24450614
I want to give mom hickeys on her thighs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 00:47:49 No.24451063 Report

Quoted By:

>>24450679
who doesnt?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 00:51:24 No.24451099 Report

Quoted By: >>24451145

What do you want cute and lewd greens about this fine day? Bonus points to any that feature Auntie Luna and impregnation.
>>24447701
https://youtu.be/cv7xNUeDdbI?t=9s
Replace he with she, of course.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 00:55:35 No.24451145 Report

Quoted By: >>24451294 >>24451380

>>24451099
Seems like you've already got an idea in mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 01:10:50 No.24451294 Report

Quoted By: >>24451369 >>24451380

>>24451145
I'm just never sure how to get going on it.

Mind if I run my idea by you?

I'm thinking that Anon is very popular with the mares just since he's so different. Mom notices, teaches Anon about sex and herding and puts a spell on him to make pregnancy possible, and then Anon becomes the ultimate alpha stallion. And runs his bitches in Twilight's face.

Feat. Mom, Auntie, Cousin Cadance, Velvet, and the Mane 5. Twilight can go away.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 01:17:25 No.24451369 Report

Quoted By:

>>24451294
>Everyone except Twilight
Seems to meet the criteria we hold dear in /mom/, have at it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 01:19:22 No.24451380 Report

Quoted By:

>>24451294
I'm not>>24451145
but that sounds intense if you don't know what your doing. I would like to see a scene where Anon starts get approached by lust filled mares, and even fillies start to scream and hug him.

treppahcs

treppahcs Wed 26 Aug 2015 01:37:31 No.24451564 Report

Quoted By:

>>24437392
I like this

Has there been any Equestria girls Momlestia green? and if so can someone give a pastebin link?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 01:39:04 No.24451589 Report

Quoted By: >>24451623 >>24451673

>>24450291
She plays with you videogames while she is not busy.

"ok mom, just walk or run to the right, don't touch the brown mushrooms, or the plants that appear and shoot fire at you"
"no mom, it's just a game, nobody is gettin hurt or anything"
"the flower is good, and that weird mushroom with green was a life"
"don't be nervious, take your time and run under him and touch the axe"
"ok, you can do it, use the plataforms to make your way up the stage."
"OK, you have the fire flower kill the fucker using it on long distance"
"just run,runrunrun, jump!!,hammer brothers oh my mom!"
"ok, i've never made it to here but i know the sequence, is up, down, medle"
"WOOOOOHOOOOO, MOMMY, YOU DID IT, YOU SAVE THE PRINCESS!!"
>"but i'm right here honey"
"the princess in the videogame, you saved the mushroom kingdom"
>"one more kingdom saved by me under my belt"
"what was that mom?
>"nothing sweetie. did you finish your story lessons?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 01:41:16 No.24451623 Report

Quoted By:

>>24451589
They have a shift button for a reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 01:43:05 No.24451652 Report

Quoted By: >>24456803

Now I want to write some green. But what, naughty or cute. If you must know I wrote this earlier.>>24428743

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 01:44:32 No.24451673 Report

Quoted By: >>24479878 >>24479957

>>24451589
I want Celestia to get addicted to Crusader Kings.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 02:02:33 No.24451879 Report

Quoted By: >>24451894 >>24453022

>>24450614
>"Anon! These fucking scrubs are fucking camping again!!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 02:04:11 No.24451894 Report

Quoted By:

>>24451879
Just let her play FTL or BoI Anon. Come on.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 02:05:36 No.24451908 Report

Quoted By: >>24463602

>"NO SISTER, HE'LL EXPECT ONE OF US IN HIS BED COME MORNING."
>'We've expanded the dong..'
>"YES. THE FIRE RISES."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 02:31:36 No.24452201 Report

Quoted By:

"ok mom, we walk out of the party and..."
"don't worry that why we are knights"
"we run and punch to kill the bad guys an obtain back the magic stone"
"no mom, don't worry about them, they started a war with us."
>"Baby i'm dying!, leave here, go forward to the light of life!"
"calm down mom, that was the last bad guy, here i go"
>"no Nonny, go, i don't want you to-"
>the knight that has been getting CPR revives and gets half of his life.
"there you go mom, take care and use your magic"

>"honey, why there is there princess...HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THEM!!"
"they have been capture, i don't know were they are going, we need to save them!"
"baby, what is happenings now"
"mom, this means we have to fight each other for the princess"
"don't worry mom, i will let you-"
"hey don't start without me!"
"ok, you win this fight but i will win the war".

That afternoon.

On the dinner table, everything went well till the dessert.
>"I'm sorry you highness, but this is the last piece of cake, the baker told me that the royal kitchen will be restocked tomorrow morning."
"it's ok, don't worry about it, we are just going to have other..."
With the speed of the light, Prince Anon grabs and eats half of the piece of cake.
>"sorry mommy, you snooze, you lose"
"oh, it is on, Honey"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 02:40:20 No.24452313 Report

Quoted By:

Creep with me as we cruise through the hood
Maniac lunatic, call er' Mom Eastwood

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 03:32:44 No.24453022 Report

Quoted By:

>>24451879

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 03:38:10 No.24453099 Report

Quoted By: >>24456025

>"Yes..yes, that's good. Squeeze it all out. Mmm, yeah, ooh you've still got some left on the tip..let mommy get that~"
>'From now on you're banned from being in the kitchen while I'm baking & frosting cakes, mom.'

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 04:17:02 No.24453593 Report

Quoted By: >>24453747 >>24454150

"this game is fairly new mom, in this game we are plants, and our job is to keep is our garden safe."
>"plants?, honey, are you sure that this is a good idea?"
"don't worry, i'm sure that we will be alright"

>"oh, look at this lovely plants that we have here."
"ok, told you what does every plant does and what hability everyone has, you just have to chose."

>"i just love the design of this little flower, and her bullets are made of fire, that is going to be usefull."
"ok mom, just remember that we have a lot of plants to plant just in case, and you can cure youself and me whenever"

>"you are doing just well sunshine, his is very fun!"
"what did i tell you, with your fire sunflower and plasma peashooter we are gonna win this"
"watch behind mom!"

>"what was that honey!?"
"An Imp mom, a suicide unit!, keep the covert fire, i'm going to the gravestone!"

>"ANON!"
"Calm down mom, it's just a game...mom?"
>"don't worry baby, mommy is coming!"
>they were just to many of them, an just went she was getting to me with 5 seconds left to try to respawn, an All-Star zombie tackles her through the air.
>"ANON!!"
>her royalty canterlot voice is used as she yells.
>"YOU, YOU KILLED MY BABY!!"
>you have no idea what is happening right now.
>"YOU ARE GONNA SUFFER THE POWER OF THE SUN!!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 04:26:32 No.24453747 Report

Quoted By: >>24453874

>>24453593
i like this. Momlestia rage quitting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 04:34:56 No.24453874 Report

Quoted By:

>>24453747
but it's no over yet, and she is not letting any zombie kill her baby without paying the price.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 04:55:11 No.24454150 Report

Quoted By: >>24454199

>>24453593
>you and mom are just overpowered.
>your heavy machine mode is just not enogh.
>her solar beam of mother is not powerful enough.
>mom just active her hability to put her Lilly Healer between us.
>"i think it's all baby"
"i think you are right mommy"
you don't know what is happening right now but you just feel the emotions take over your own body.
>"i just want you to know that..."
>you just put all that is left of you vine to silence her.
"i know mommy... i love you too"
>tear start to fall from her eyes plants herself on the ground.
>you do this too, for this is the last stand.
>and the attack of the boss wave beings.
>giant gargantuar wave.
>and with the punch of the 3 gargantuar, you both fall.

>and with that the game ends."your garden has been destroyed"
"i'm sorry mommy, i fail you in my labor to protect you, i'm so sorry mommy"
>you start to cry and hug your mom with great strenght.
>"i'm sorry baby, i wasn't strong enought to protect you!"
>just as she does.
>the wailing of your cries alert the guards. Who come with spears and spells through the doors of the room.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 04:58:55 No.24454199 Report

Quoted By: >>24454279

>>24454150

>On the week.
>Mom has started to take her long sword with her everywhere.
>the mages and the doctors of the castle had been requested to bring her a lot of books to her room and studio.
>she has requested you to stay in the castle for undefinetly time.
>not tha you want to leave the castle.
>you have requested the trainer of the captain of the guard that gives you trainig to do under the orden of the Princess Celestia, (not that she knows).
>your studies of potions and the use of crossbow has been improved in this day.
>go for a walk to the royal garden, the day is good and sunny.
>"Hello Nonny!"
>your mother says as she approach to you.
"hi mom!, how are you doing?" you say as you try to ajust your pants, they are really heavy with the equipament you have with you.
>"i'm good, honey, just enjoying a walk to in the garden to be with my darling son"
>she says that as she ajust her sword.
>your paranoia is feeling somewhat wrong.
>this can't go on, that was just a game.
>maybe you should calm down talk to mother.
>this have gone long enough, you are going to your-
>you hear arustle between the bushes far right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 05:06:16 No.24454279 Report

Quoted By:

>>24454199
"COVER!!"
>you say as you grab a bottle and a lighter that you took from the kitchen.
>the bottle with the chemicals explodes with great force and as you position youself in from of mother with a crossbow in each hand.
>rapid recharge turn more easy, just put, pop and lock ready to fire.
>as you armed your crossbow, you feel energy flowing through you.
>you take a quick look and see that mom has put a magic shield as she is branding her sword.
>your throag and muscles feel fine now. that training has been taxing.
>you put your fingers ready to shot, went from the bushes trots out a stallion with a camera on his neck.
>"I WAS JUST TRYING TO TAKE A PICTURE!"
>he yells as he stands and try to coppe with what happened.
>when he regains his sence, he starts to sweating bullets.
>from the edge of his eyes you see that tears are starting to fall.
>"i'm sorry."
>he bows down to you both and then runs as fast as the light.
"...mom..."
>"...yes, sweetie?..."
"i think we need to calm down and talk"
>"i know honey, i know."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 05:18:05 No.24454415 Report

Quoted By:

>"Right here. Right now. On Twilight's desk."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 07:11:35 No.24455634 Report

Quoted By:

bump

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 07:16:02 No.24455673 Report

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>most momlestia art involves twilight/spike
go find your own mom, damnit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 07:54:18 No.24455934 Report

Quoted By: >>24458358

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 08:08:38 No.24456025 Report

Quoted By: >>24456808

>>24453099
I've just realized I need Princess Celestia to be the mother of my children.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 08:13:40 No.24456049 Report

Quoted By:

>>24441548
GRAB HER

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 10:30:24 No.24456635 Report

Quoted By:

I want to suck on her horn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 11:25:15 No.24456803 Report

Quoted By: >>24456882 >>24457359

>>24451652
Maybe EqG Momlestia, with Anon going to the school where his mother is a principal at? That'd be pretty good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 11:26:34 No.24456808 Report

Quoted By:

>>24456025
Just now? Damn son, that's a little late to the party.
Exquisite tastes nonetheless.

treppahcs

treppahcs Wed 26 Aug 2015 11:48:21 No.24456882 Report

Quoted By:

>>24456803
I would read that and i'm working on something on it as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 11:53:48 No.24456905 Report

Quoted By: >>24457851

>>24411666
Americans how do you even pronounce mom? Does it rhyme with bomb?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 13:39:58 No.24457359 Report

Quoted By:

>>24456803
So how do you figure? Mom and auntie going out of their way to be embarrassing? Anon abusing his connections for mischief? Office sex?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 15:16:39 No.24457851 Report

Quoted By:

>>24456905
The 'O' makes more of an 'ah' than an 'oh' when it's being said.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 15:55:35 No.24458143 Report

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>"Y-your mom's hot, Anonymous."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 16:21:53 No.24458358 Report

Quoted By: >>24458440 >>24459269

>>24455934
>"Would you like to be mommy's special somepony sweetie?"

Anonmanon

Anonmanon Wed 26 Aug 2015 16:25:31 No.24458379 Report

Quoted By:

>"It's always a pleasure to start all years that has come and that will arrive talking to you, the students that conform this institution of knowledge"
>Principal Celestia says as she stays in the podium.
>"It' is, with great pride, be the principal of this institution."
>"where we form and built the new generation of people that will inheir the future of this, our world"
>you can feel the seriousness on her face as she speaks with great strength and pasion in her voice.
>you can see why she waked up too early, she was wearing her best suit for this event, the start of the new school year.
>her usual creamy coat changend with a clean and white one.
>under that a shirt of certain kind, but you know that shirt well, when the sun comes down, it turns a little golden, making her sparkle, making her almost feel... powerful.
>you have to stop reading those tolkien books.
>to her right side is Vice Principal Luna.
>she always looks serious and luscious.
>this time she looks serious and luscious.
>but with the word "serious" on capital letters.
>her usual blouse and pants changed for a blue coat and pants, her shirt was a baby blue.
>you know those dresses.
>your mother and aunt bought them, and bought one for you that contrasts with that clothes.
>you are wearing it right-
>oh no...
>you know where this is going.
>oh no,oh no,oh no,oh no
>YOU HAVE TO ESCAPE!
>Before is too late!
>MY NEW SCHOOLAR YEAR DEPENDS ON IT.
>RUNBITCHRUN.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_h4l7_dYQU&index=24&list=PL8iKnsKkqf1cI_YVR73nLhohb0blexECu
(0:30)
>you make your way through the mass of students that is in front of you.
>you swear that this was not your plan.
>this was made for one evil overmind.
>you see the exit.
>your are still making your way.
>i need to go fast.
>almost there.
>and just when you are almost there.
>you feel the collar of your suit getting pull.
>you are face to face with what you think it's the nurse of the school.
>"where are you think you are going young man?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 16:34:17 No.24458440 Report

Quoted By:

>>24458358
>"I..I do, mom."
>'Hmm?'
>"Uh..I mean sure, yeah, cool."
>'Awww~'

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 16:37:57 No.24458475 Report

Quoted By:

I feel like writing a greentext for Anon with Celestia as a mom but he hates the sun and hates being awake before sundown.

Anonmanon

Anonmanon Wed 26 Aug 2015 16:44:29 No.24458534 Report

Quoted By: >>24458883 >>24467526

>you are almost without air for your flailing through the students.
>"trying to escape?"
>she says pulling you from your shirt.
>shit, she is a bit smaller that you, but has strength for days.
>"english, mother funker, do you speak it!?"
>damn this can't get worst.
>"you, little shit, are coming with me."
>she says as she pulls you to the student body.
>NO YOU HAVE TO ESCAPE!!
>"And with that said, this school meeting is finished."
>you turn to the podium.
>"GOOD START, EVERY ONE"
>and with that the meeting ends everyone starts to talking while the teachers finish their coffees.
>"huh, you little shit. you have luck."
>she says as she lets you go.
>"but next time, you won't have much luck."
>damn, that was close, and for you can see, this was over an secure.
>maybe you just needed to calm and think more straight.
>this was you new school now.
>and with you mother and aunt being the principals of the school, maybe this was not so bad as you though-
>"YOOHOO NONNY!"
>you turn to the stage, and see what you most fear.
>"COME HERE HONEY, LET MOMMY HUG YOU FOR YOUR ENTER TO HIS YOU NEW SCHOOL!"
>you just feel your blood turn cold.
>everyone is watchin you.
>"HUZZA!!, WITH THY UNION IN THIS INSTITUTION, THE FAMILY HAS BEEN DOUBLE!!"
>AUNT LUNA!
>"SHE IS RIGHT HONEY, COME HERE BEFORE THE BELL RINGS, AND WHEN THE BELL GOES RING, YOU ARE A STUDENT, AND MOMMY WILL BE YOUR PRINCIPAL AND AUNTY YOUR VICE PRINCIPAL!.
>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 17:34:32 No.24458883 Report

Quoted By: >>24458953

>>24458534
Engrish isn't your first language, is it.

Anonmanon

Anonmanon Wed 26 Aug 2015 17:43:52 No.24458953 Report

Quoted By: >>24459054

>>24458883
school assignment, trying new thinks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 17:56:42 No.24459054 Report

Quoted By:

>>24458953
>school
Do go on.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 17:58:40 No.24459072 Report

Quoted By:

>"Sweetheart, are you ready for Twilight's coronation?"
>'Yeah, I gue-..damn, mom.'
>"It was not a design of my choice, Anonymous."
>'..You gonna meet up with the munchkin guild later on and celebrate the wicked witch's death?'
>"Hush, you.."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 18:29:02 No.24459269 Report

Quoted By: >>24462263

>>24458358
>"Give mama a hug!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 18:32:16 No.24459303 Report

Quoted By:

>ITT:

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 18:33:50 No.24459318 Report

Quoted By: >>24459469

Where John .......?properly bunking school again .watch mlp. LOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 18:55:02 No.24459469 Report

Quoted By:

>>24459318
Are you having a stroke?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 19:10:36 No.24459591 Report

Quoted By:

>"Anonymous Wayne Gretzky Montana Griffey Jr, you will put me down RIGHT now, mister."
>'Aww, you don't wanna fly to the castle, mom?'
>"You're so grounded, young man."
>'What's that? Tickle you? You're the boss, MOM.'
>"Wha? N-no don't, Anonymous Percival Jones Mayweather III, you put those hands dow-, no hahah!!! s-stopit!! aaaahahah!!!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 19:12:33 No.24459617 Report

Quoted By:

>"Auntie Luna has been trying to transform into some creature from one of her anime games. She said you'd know more about it."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 19:54:33 No.24460024 Report

Quoted By:

>"Race to Anonymous's room on 3, ok?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 20:07:25 No.24460155 Report

Quoted By: >>24460177 >>24460188

Saw this in the catalog and kek'd a little.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 20:09:45 No.24460177 Report

Quoted By:

>>24460155

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 20:10:51 No.24460188 Report

Quoted By:

>>24460155
Good timing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 20:57:57 No.24460655 Report

Quoted By:

>"Oh that boy...I told him NO parties.."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 21:51:43 No.24461112 Report

Quoted By: >>24461135

Whic games mother Celestia and kid Anon would play together?
Mario bros, Castle Crashers and Plants vs zombies garden warfare sound good, but what other games would they play?
Would aunt Luna want to play with us, or uncle Discord?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 21:53:43 No.24461135 Report

Quoted By:

>>24461112
Oh shit I forgot that discord could play a good member in this royal family, now I want some green of him with Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 23:28:08 No.24462006 Report

Quoted By:

bump

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 23:52:55 No.24462263 Report

Quoted By: >>24462753

>>24459269
>"These games Anon gave us are fun arent they lulu?"
>"INDEED!!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 00:11:42 No.24462478 Report

Quoted By:

"Aunty, stop spamming dark pulse"
>"BEGONE ANPHIBIOUS MONSTER, RETURN TO YOUR POND WHERE YOU BELONG"
"No, my Swampert! Leona!"
>"YES! MY BELOVED PRINCE, KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE, BECAUSE FROM THERE COMES YOURS TRULY!"
>"now, now, Lulu, Remember that Anonymous has school tomorrow, he needs to rest."
"Aw, mom"
>"no buts little mister, it's time to sleep"
"ok, mom" Anon says as he hands his nintendo 3ds from to his aunt magic.
>"Now remember, dear nephew. Sleeping is importan to a prince developing"
"ok, aunty" Anon says as he approach calmly for a hug.
>"remember that we can continue with you in your sleep"
>a smile come across the sleepy face of anon.
>this was a pokemon battle kind of day and night.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 00:39:14 No.24462753 Report

Quoted By: >>24463151 >>24467144

>>24462263

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 01:15:56 No.24463151 Report

Quoted By: >>24464126

>>24462753

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 01:55:30 No.24463602 Report

Quoted By:

>>24451908
Kekkled my shekels.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 02:45:31 No.24464126 Report

Quoted By: >>24464425

>>24463151

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 03:18:52 No.24464425 Report

Quoted By: >>24464855

>>24464126

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 04:00:19 No.24464855 Report

Quoted By: >>24465547

>>24464425

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 04:53:28 No.24465547 Report

Quoted By:

>>24464855
Pharaoh Celestia was literally the only good thing to come out of the reflections arc. (Besides this reaction picture)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 05:43:38 No.24466211 Report

Quoted By: >>24466863

Lewd mom?

>S-sweetie, why did I let you talk me into wearing these again?

"Because, Mom, the only two nearby mares that have the ass for this are you and the Twilight Sperglord. Three guesses which one I'd rather bend over the throne.~"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 05:49:20 No.24466260 Report

Quoted By:

>"Easy on the irish coffee's there, mom."
>'Dunnae tell me how to *hic* live, donkeh.'

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 07:30:44 No.24466863 Report

Quoted By:

>>24466211
>Twilight
>having anything that fits the definition of an ass
She wouldn't even be on the list in the first place, honestly. Those panties are probably twice if not three times her size.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 08:33:34 No.24467144 Report

Quoted By:

>>24462753
This is tattooed on my back

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 08:43:23 No.24467178 Report

Quoted By: >>24467402

>>24447018
I cant help but wonder how celestia deals with Anon's fathers constant campaigns against other empires. I think there was a green where he kept bringing back elfen whores for is son

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 09:59:36 No.24467402 Report

Quoted By: >>24468664

>>24467178
Angry. Angry about elves.

The last thing she wants is her son polluting the royal bloodline with knife-eared scum.

treppahcs

treppahcs Thu 27 Aug 2015 10:44:22 No.24467526 Report

Quoted By:

>>24458534
good but we need more

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 15:33:05 No.24468664 Report

Quoted By:

>>24467402
same

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 15:33:35 No.24468666 Report

Quoted By:

thread needs a bump. so here's a barely related story.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 15:48:26 No.24468786 Report

Quoted By:

>"HAIL CELESTIA!"
>'Good day, my adoring subjects. Thank you for the kind welcome.'
>"SIG HEIL!"
>'ANONYMOUS.'

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 15:55:19 No.24468832 Report

Quoted By: >>24468885 >>24468928 >>24469074 >>24469218

>"Oh anon you do make a cute little pony!"
"Mom change me back!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 16:03:07 No.24468880 Report

Quoted By: >>24468889 >>24480775

tfw no luna mom threads

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 16:04:12 No.24468885 Report

Quoted By: >>24468889 >>24468901

>>24468832
Why would you want changed back?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 16:04:32 No.24468889 Report

Quoted By:

>>24468880
make youre own then
>>24468885
hands

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 16:05:35 No.24468901 Report

Quoted By:

>>24468885
Having to learn how to walk and function in a new body is going to fucking suck. Also hands.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 16:09:23 No.24468928 Report

Quoted By:

>>24468832
>In this picture sunbut
t casually reminds her son just how powerless he is compared to her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 16:34:39 No.24469074 Report

Quoted By: >>24469094

>>24468832
>"No. I like you this way."
>'Mom...'
>"Oh t-there you are, Princess Celestia. I was look-..hello, whose this little guy?"
>'MOM, SERIOUSLY, MOM.'
>"Why, don't you recognize Anonymous, Twilight?"
>'WHAT THE FUCK, MOM?!!'
>"*squee* He's adorable as a colt! Ooh I could just hug him for days."
>'I don't know HOW, mom, but I will get you back for this.'

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 16:40:22 No.24469094 Report

Quoted By: >>24469116 >>24469153 >>24469158 >>24469178 >>24469200 >>24469311

>>24469074
>Anon tries to puff up and look tough
>His cheeks bulge out, a scowl across his face , chest tuft protruding and ears flattened against his head
>Celestia and twilight burst out laughing and cooing at the same time at his adorable display
>Huffing he turns to walk off to be miserable in his room
>And falls on his face gaining a nose bleed. anon then realizes he can't walk in pone form
>Sunbutts face when.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 16:43:45 No.24469116 Report

Quoted By:

>>24469094
drawfags pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 16:49:21 No.24469153 Report

Quoted By: >>24469303

>>24469094
>Anon finally figures out basic motion
>Dragging his ass around to walk
>The princesses find it adorable and tease him wherever he goes
>Sometimes they pick him up and put him on his back so he cannot move
>He waves his hoofsies trying to get up, but cannot as that requires complex control of his body
>Celestia likes to get in his way, and not move no matter how much he swears until he boops her
>One day they float Anoncolt out on an inflatable pool bed
>He swears and complains, while the princesses laugh
>He falls off the slippery wet pool bed
>Because he can't walk much less swim
>Anoncolt drowns
>All the princesses profusely apologies everyday, at the smallest grave ever dug in the rarely used royal grave yard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 16:49:42 No.24469158 Report

Quoted By:

>>24469094
>Anon holds back tears trying to act tough, Celly goes over and comforts him with a motherly smile

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 16:53:48 No.24469178 Report

Quoted By:

>>24469094
I'd just jump out a window and kill myself. That'd show her I was serious.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 16:58:03 No.24469200 Report

Quoted By: >>24470040

>>24469094
>"If you ever need a sitter for him, Princess..."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 17:00:39 No.24469218 Report

Quoted By: >>24469955

>>24468832

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 17:13:56 No.24469303 Report

Quoted By: >>24469311 >>24469315 >>24469376

>>24469153
>Feeling humiliated anon pouts at his mom
>Chuckling celestia relents and attempts to turn him back
>After several moments an im patient anon pone questions why he isnt back to normal
>Celestia hesitates but tells him she cant seem to change him back
>She quickly silences anon pone and asks twilight to try
>She cant either
>Anon goes numb
>Celestia sweeps her son up in a wing hug
>She attempts to apologize
>Feeeling bitter anon pushes her away, unwilling to meet her gaze and mutters a heart-breaking line
>"Whatever...not like i knew what i was anyway. guess im normal now huh?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 17:14:36 No.24469307 Report

Quoted By:

>cousin lovin

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 17:14:56 No.24469311 Report

Quoted By:

>>24469303
meant for >>24469094
sry

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 17:15:43 No.24469315 Report

Quoted By:

>>24469303

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 17:27:34 No.24469376 Report

Quoted By: >>24469398 >>24469433 >>24469464

>>24469303
>Celestia does everything to try and cheer her son up. it doesn't work
>All the mythology and history books she and her son poured over together looking for any mention of his people all gone.
>He put a dream catcher above his bed sealing out his aunt
>He barely says a word to the sisters anymore, not even looking their way more than twice
>He even torched photos of the two together, cutting out the parts that contained his original body
>Anon was never violent before, frustrated once or twice but he never got physical.
>Until one day twilight came rushing past with a bloody snout, apparently she'd been too 'lovey dovey' with the prince.
>Anon snapped and hit the purple pone as hard as he could sqaure on the muzzle
>Celestia doesn't know what to do.
>Anon plots running away.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 17:30:02 No.24469398 Report

Quoted By:

>>24469376

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 17:33:48 No.24469433 Report

Quoted By:

>>24469376
No no no no no no

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 17:38:07 No.24469464 Report

Quoted By: >>24469485 >>24469492 >>24469515

>>24469376
>Deep down anon is angry
>Angry because he feels the one thing that made him special has been taken away.
>Hes afraid that mom wont love him now.
>Because now, now hes just a magicless pony, at least before he was just a magicless alien.
>something strange and exotic.
>But now hes a pony, no wings, no horn, no hands and not even the normal magic that all ponies have.
>Anon runs away, angry and afraid.
>Better to spare himself the pain and humiliation when mom gets bored of him now that hes just like everypony else and yet less of one too
>Besides who'd want him now?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 17:40:35 No.24469485 Report

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>>24469464
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY FEELS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 17:41:00 No.24469492 Report

Quoted By: >>24469612

>>24469464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8ir8rVl2Z4
>song plays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmuFBK26TtE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmuFBK26TtE Thu 27 Aug 2015 17:44:56 No.24469515 Report

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>>24469464
>Celestia cant find him.
>She's searched for weeks now.
>Nothing
>She can barely eat.
>Barely sleep
>She cant find him
>She the goddess of the sun itself cant find one child
>One scared, alone and possibly hurt little child
>Her son.
>Her son that SHE hurt.
>She has to find him. he is her baby she must find him.
>But she cant.
>"What kind of mother am i?"
>"I-it was just supposed to be a prank"
>"What have i done?"
>"I cant wake up.This has to be anightmare"
>"I-ill wake up, i-i-ill wake up and anon whatever his form will be resting against me!"
>"This is a nightmare"
>"And yet-yet i-i can't wake up!"
>The rain is falling today.
>And anon is starting to feel so very cold,,,,,

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 17:48:39 No.24469537 Report

Quoted By: >>24469553

DESIST
E
S
I
S
T

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 17:50:53 No.24469553 Report

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>>24469537
>"sister..."
"HUH anon baby is that you?"
>"N-nay my sister its me"
"Oh luna im sorry i didnt see you come in"
>"i...i felt it prudent to tell you... the sun has not risen yet.."
"o-oh forgive me luna.. i'll do that now, m-must ave slipped my mind"
>"Y-yes sister."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 17:51:13 No.24469555 Report

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I don't need these feels, man ;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 17:51:54 No.24469562 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 17:57:06 No.24469612 Report

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>>24469492
oh god that song.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 18:11:31 No.24469720 Report

Quoted By: >>24469747 >>24470823

>"pfft"
>"i dont need her"
>"what was her name anyway?"
>"sunlest or something?"
>whatever...
>im fine
>got everything i need
>"no one is gonna control me again"
>"im fine being alone"
>"I dont need anyone else"
>"not some stupid colt who needs his mommy"
>"i-ican take care of myself!"
>"yeah! who needs them"
>"........"
>"i-im cold"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 18:14:25 No.24469747 Report

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>>24469720
p-pls stop

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 18:37:03 No.24469955 Report

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>>24469218
needs a happy in here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 18:44:30 No.24470040 Report

Quoted By: >>24470137

>>24469200
But that's what best cousin's for.

no you dont get to be happy today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyUwg2fBg3k

no you dont get to be happy today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyUwg2fBg3k Thu 27 Aug 2015 18:47:27 No.24470071 Report

Quoted By: >>24470099 >>24470127 >>24481027

>His body hurt
>His head
>His hooves
>But his side hurt most of all
>His mouth ran dry with the taste of metal
>"I dont need anyone see!"
>"I killed that hydra all by MYSELF"
>"I didnt need anyone to hold my hand!"
>"I kept cutting and cutting till it couldnt breathe!"
>"ME! me, m-me"
>"d-dont need anyone"
---------------------------------------------------------------------

>Rain had begun to fall
>It was cold like ice as spat down from the heavens
>A green and red figure,stumbled though the heavy showering
>Coming to rest under a tree and laying down at its base
>The tree did little to cover the small thing, the leaves having fallen and rotted away as winter approached
>Leaving a grimy mess of half-decayed flora mixed with pungently smelling mud around the dark,almost black bark of the tree
>The small thing curled against the trunk like a red-splattered green ring upon the finger of some dead thing
>It breathed slowly now, rain pelting its form and icy wind ,coiling around its throat, straining its tired lungs
>The small one was tired so very tired.
>It thought it heard a voice out in the rain.
>But all could hear was the crack of lightning as it lanced through the sky and the slow beating of its heart.
>Visions flooded its mind.
>Tall monoliths of glass and steel
>Strange hairless things with beady eyes and spiders for hooves
>A vast library of knowledge that contained no books.only light and sound.
>A laugh that filled his heart with forgotten emotion
>And a warmth...A warmth that almost burnt away the cold around him.
>....
>"aͪ̐҉͕̤̖̩͕͚n̙ͭo̗ͭ̃͑̐̎̇̔n̨̬̹͙̦̲͎̆ͤ͑"
>.....
>And thats when the small one realised the warmth was real.
>And someone he had almost forgotten was holding him so tight.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txrPOJG5bUc

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 18:49:55 No.24470099 Report

Quoted By: >>24470127

>>24470071

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 18:52:55 No.24470127 Report

Quoted By: >>24470538

>>24470071
>>24470099
Okay now you can be happy faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 18:53:38 No.24470137 Report

Quoted By: >>24470729

>>24470040
That's pretty nice, Cadey. I can already tell Shining will be all over you with that tonight.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 19:29:52 No.24470538 Report

Quoted By: >>24470775

>>24470127
Fuck you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 19:46:41 No.24470729 Report

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>>24470137
Shining is being punished with three months no sex and locked in a chastity cage for failing to satisfy his wife's needs. It's all on you now, Anon. Are you a bad enough dude to boldly go where only the college hoofball team has gone before?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 19:50:50 No.24470775 Report

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>>24470538
look he found his mommy in the end alright calm down. and besides he proved he has potential he killed a fucking hydra. quite brutally

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 19:55:01 No.24470823 Report

Quoted By: >>24470834 >>24470874

>>24469720
Man, Anon's starting to sound a lot like a proto-Gollum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 19:56:13 No.24470834 Report

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>>24470823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNclO-nCeDs

I went and forgot the bleedin' link, din' oye guvna.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 20:00:16 No.24470874 Report

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>>24470823
>"uhhhm"
>"ooh? wats this?"
>"shiny"
>"hhmmhmm"
>"pretty little thing"
>"pretty."
>"warm"
>"yes"
>"mine"
>"mine.m-my.."
>"my precious"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 20:19:43 No.24471079 Report

Quoted By: >>24471131 >>24471178 >>24471250 >>24472376 >>24473470

>"Yo yo yo, sweetie! Aunty Luna and Big C are here to tell you why having sex with lots of strange mares isn't as 'radical' as you may think!"
>"Verily!"
"Oh god, not this shit again. Look, I already told you that we always use pro-"
>"Yo, lil' sis, let's educate this fool about the dangers of STD's and unplanned pregnancies."
"Who the Hell are you calling fool?"

So we've talked about ponies Celestia and Luna would approve of Anon dating, but are there any that they'd strongly oppose him having a relationship with? You know, apart from the glaringly obvious ones like Chrysalis.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 20:24:05 No.24471131 Report

Quoted By: >>24471166 >>24471194 >>24471199 >>24475260

>>24471079
Now I want Anon to date Bug Queen so bad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 20:28:01 No.24471166 Report

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>>24471131
>"I'm the bad girl your mother always warned you about, sweet thing. Make no mistake, I'm bad for your health."
"That's exactly why I can't quit you."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmjvz-JApS4&list=FLUEWHbEwDtjji9ZrKKmuT1w&index=47

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 20:29:31 No.24471178 Report

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>>24471079
Shit, I meant to type "MC Luna" but my fingers were on autopilot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 20:31:32 No.24471194 Report

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>>24471131
But she's only interested in him for one reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 20:32:09 No.24471199 Report

Quoted By: >>24471396

>>24471131
You know she will turn into Celestia and tell him it's okay because she isn't really his mom, but it would still be alright to call her mommy. Our she could turn into Twilight and they could fuck in front of the real Twi, just to mess with her and show her what she will never have.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 20:33:37 No.24471221 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 20:35:01 No.24471234 Report

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Still waiting on that child support.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 20:36:34 No.24471250 Report

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>>24471079
They break into the pony version of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE

Straight busta, nigger.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 20:51:09 No.24471396 Report

Quoted By: >>24471764

>>24471199
>she could turn into Twilight and they could fuck in front of the real Twi, just to mess with her and show her what she will never have.

>"M-Mercy please, my love. It's too much, I can't take another orgasm or else I'll pass out."
>Twilight looks on as HER rightful prince charming leans forwards and silences the changeling queen currently disguised as her with a passionate kiss.
>"Maybe... Maybe I could take over? I mean perhaps she's right. Fifteen orgasms in ten minutes can't be healthy, Anon. Don't you think?"
>Anon breaks the lip-lock with his lover and looks up at the purple pony sitting looking dejected in the corner of the room.
"Nah, she's fine. Oh but hey, do me a favour and pass me the lube from the drawer behind you. I feel like going spelunking."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 21:30:12 No.24471764 Report

Quoted By: >>24472080

>>24471396

>"No wait, Anon, don- GAH! By the hive!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 21:59:09 No.24472080 Report

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>>24471764
It was on this night that Anon had to carry his lover to the A&E whereupon she was promptly diagnosed with an imploded rectum.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 22:29:39 No.24472376 Report

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>>24471079

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2015 22:53:28 No.24472676 Report

Quoted By: >>24473424 >>24476977 >>24478910

Celestia growing two thin bulbasaur like tendrils out of her back and wrapping you inside them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 00:03:04 No.24473369 Report

Quoted By: >>24474607 >>24477614

Damn, we're pretty short on content this month. Usually I'd be writing a bunch of short oneshots to keep the thread bumped but work's been brutal these past few weeks and I just can't find the motivation.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 00:07:06 No.24473424 Report

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>>24472676

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 00:12:31 No.24473470 Report

Quoted By: >>24473513 >>24491824

>>24471079
>Equestria is female dominated
>role reversal
>"Good evening, Princess Celestia."
>'Oh, hello, Ms. De Lis. To what do I owe this pleasure?'
>"Madam, I am here to court your son. Fair Prince Anonymous.'
>"Date my son?"
>Anon peeks out from behind mom hiding his face with a paper fan
>"Ooh Ms. De Lis, I do declare~.."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 00:16:58 No.24473513 Report

Quoted By: >>24473559 >>24491824

>>24473470
Nah.

>"Madam, I am here to court your son. Fair Prince Anonymous.'
>>"Date my son?"
>Anon walks out of the kitchen holding a can of some drink, stops and takes a sip.
>>>"THIS TASTES SO FUCKING BAD!"
>Before taking another sip and walking away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 00:20:57 No.24473559 Report

Quoted By: >>24473630

>>24473513
I do the same thing with bad liquor all in the name of getting smashed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 00:27:42 No.24473630 Report

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>>24473559
I do that with this paki drink i found at walmart for 20 cents a can.

Pakola. It's cream soda.

It's not as bad as i make it out to be, but it has this weird initial taste when your mouth is dry and a weird aftertaste. So i sometimes scream about how bad it is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 01:03:24 No.24474004 Report

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>"..I think your tail looks fine, mom."

AfterHours

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AfterHours Fri 28 Aug 2015 01:56:12 No.24474607 Report

Quoted By: >>24474638

>>24473369
I know that feel

>”Anon, Sunshine?”
“Yeah mom?”
>”Is everything alright?”
“Yeah, more or less I guess. Why do you ask?”
>”Oh, well… it’s just that it’s been a while since you wrote it all.”
“Ah jeez, I’m sorry mom. I’ve just been busy is all you know? What with work and stuff like that.”
>You scratch the back of your head.
>”I understand sweetheart, you’re just far too busy for me.”
“What? No.”
>”No, no, I get it. My little Ray of Sunshine is too old and busy for me. He has a life of his own that takes up his time. I should have cherished those times we were together more now that he’s gone.”
“Okay mom, now you’re just being overly dramatic. But I see your point, I’ll try to write more.”
>”And stop by more often?”
>You roll your eyes.
“Yes, I promise.”
>She beams at your words.
>”Thank you Sunshine.”
>She nuzzles you.
>”Now let’s stop by the kitchen for a treat. I think they have a few slices of cake left with our names on them.”

But seriously I’ll have some actual green out soon.

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 01:58:59 No.24474638 Report

Quoted By: >>24477375

>>24474607

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 02:52:55 No.24475260 Report

Quoted By: >>24485392

>>24471131
Fuck, I only wish I wasn't shit at writing sex scenes and motivating myself and coming up with plots hue, else I'd definitely write this.
Maybe Celestia decides that Anon needs to pull his weight, a starving Chrysalis wants to learn and to be redeemed, and Celestia makes Anon teach Chrysalis. But Bugbutt can't learn when she's hungry. So she needs lots of love.
...I like this idea.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 02:57:51 No.24475337 Report

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>"Princess?"
>Mom sighs '..Godfuckingdamnit...'
>'*ahem*..Yes, my former student?'
>"W-hy doesn't Anonymous like me?"
>'Oh for the love of cak-..Twilight, I can't put the amount of reasons into words.'

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 03:20:03 No.24475626 Report

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*click*
OP is a faggot, 10 yd penalty, 2nd down
*click*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 03:49:12 No.24476070 Report

Quoted By: >>24476368

I'm stoned and just ate a shitload of junk. I want to take a nap with mom & auntie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 04:14:06 No.24476368 Report

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>>24476070
who doesnt?

AfterHours

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AfterHours Fri 28 Aug 2015 04:39:03 No.24476714 Report

Quoted By: >>24476737 >>24480010

>You are Anon, Prince of Equestria.
>But that isn’t important now.
>What is important is that Mommy said you were finally old enough to go to the Grand Galloping Gala.
>Every other year you had to go to bed and miss it.
>You are finishing getting dressed into your more formal royal clothes.
>You never really liked them.
>They were stuffy, too warm, scratchy, and you couldn’t really move in them.
>But Mommy said that you had to wear them if you wanted to go to the Gala.
>You hear a knocking on your door.
>”Are you decent my little one?”
>Mommy calls from outside your room.
“Yes Mommy.”
>You respond.
>She opens the door and enters.
>”My goodness, just look at how good you look.”
>She says appraising you.
>You grin and giggle at her words.
>”But there seems to be something missing.”
>She says while tapping her chin with her hoof.
>You start looking down at yourself, unsure what you forgot.
>”Oh, I know.”
>She uses her magic to get your crown from your nightstand.
“Aww, Mommy do I have to wear that? I hate wearing my crown.”
>You plead with her.
>”I know you aren’t fond of your crown, but you need to be well dressed tonight. And that includes your crown. Now come along, let’s get you to the party.”
>She says placing the crown in your hands.
>You pout and follow her out of your room and down the hall.
“But it’s heavy, it hurts my head, I can’t run with it, and I don’t like it.”
>You made some good points, she has to let you not wear it now.
>”Well you won’t be running tonight so that’s a nonissue. Also Mommy and Auntie Luna both wear our crowns all the time, and you don’t hear either of us complain do you?”
“No…”
>You huff.
>”Also, it has Mommy’s cutie mark on it. You said you loved it.”
>She says turning and looking at you.
>You look at the golden crown in your hands and see her mark in the center and yourself reflected in it.
”I do…”
>You reluctantly say.

AfterHours

AfterHours Fri 28 Aug 2015 04:40:34 No.24476737 Report

Quoted By: >>24476762 >>24480010

>>24476714
>You both stop walking and are waiting at a set of closed doors.
>”So will you be Mommy’s good little stallion and wear your crown for me? Please?”
>She asks you.
>You don’t want to wear it.
>But you do want to make Mommy happy.
>You slowly put it on your head.
>Mommy smiles.
>”Thank you Sunshine. Now you look so handsome, you’ll need to be careful. All the mares will want to talk with you, or maybe dance with such a fine looking young stallion like yourself.”
>She says while adjusting your crown with her magic.
“Ewww, gross Mommy.”
>You say sticking your tongue out.
>”Will you at least have one dance with me?”
>She asks.
“Okay.”
>You reply with a smile.
>The doors open and you both enter the ballroom.
>”Now honey, I want you to stay by me tonight. There are a lot of other ponies here and I don’t want you to get lost. Alright?”
>She leans down so you can see her face better.
>You grab her leg and nod.
>”You don’t have to be that close sweetie, and I’m going to need that leg back so I can walk.”
>She laughing.
>You let go of her leg and continue to walk into the party.
>”Dear Sister, so good of you to finally make it. And who is this date you brought with you tonight?”
>Your Auntie Luna says as she approaches you.
“Auntie Luna, it’s me.”
>You tell her while giggling.
>”Oh so it is, I barley recognized you with your crown on.”
“Mommy said I had to wear it. I didn’t want to though.”
>”Why ever not? You look ever so regal with it on.”
“It’s heavy, it hurts my head, it makes me stand out, and I can’t run or play while wearing it.”
>Mommy rolls her eyes at your list of reasons.
>”Hmmm.”
>Auntie hums while lowing her head to inspect the crown.
>”Indeed I see your predicament. Unfortunately there is not much I can do to assist you tonight. And as for how heavy it is, that is what is called ‘The weight of the crown.’ Get it?”
>She says laughing

AfterHours

AfterHours Fri 28 Aug 2015 04:41:51 No.24476762 Report

Quoted By: >>24476779

>>24476737
“I don’t get it.”
>You tell her shaking your head.
>“Hmm, perhaps because you are too young you do not get it. Had you been older you would be rolling on the floor laughing, as the fillies and colts say today.”
>You don’t think they say that actually.
>”I will catch up with you two later. Because for now, I must mingle.”
>She says with a sigh.
>She leans down and kisses your cheek causing you to fidget and wipe away the kiss.
>”Please save me a dance young prince.”
“Okay.”
>You watch as she walks away deeper into the crowded room.
>”That’s two appointments my little prince has on his dance card tonight. Looks like somepony is awfully popular with the mares.”
>Mommy teases.
>You feel your face start to warm up.
“M-mommy.”
>She covers her mouth with her wing and starts to laugh.
>”I’m sorry Sunshine, I was only having a little fun. Now come along, everypony is just dying to meet you.”
>You follow closely behind Mommy as she makes her way through the party.
>”Princess Celestia, a pleasure to see you again.”
>Both of you turn to see a Griffon looking at her.
>”Ambassador Talon, so glad you could make it tonight.”
>”Why I wouldn’t miss it for the world your majesty. A lovely party as per usual.”
>He says and then looks down to you.
>”And who might this be?”
>Suddenly you begin to feel nervous and step closer to Mommy.
>”This is my son, Prince Anonymous. It’s actually his first Gala, so he is just a little shy right now. Why don’t you say hello to Ambassador Talon, Anon.”
>You move away from her ever so slightly and look up at him.
“Hello Ambassador Talon, how are you this evening?”
>You say with a slight bow, trying to be polite like you have been taught to.
>”I am doing very well your majesty, thank you.”
>He returns your bow.
>”First Gala eh? Well I hope you’re enjoying it so far.”
>”We actually just arrived.”
>Mommy adds.

AfterHours

AfterHours Fri 28 Aug 2015 04:43:12 No.24476779 Report

Quoted By: >>24476792 >>24480010

>>24476762
>”Then I won’t keep you. Princess, if I don’t see you the rest of the party, have a pleasant evening.”
>He again bows his head and leaves.
>Mommy leans down to you and kisses your cheek.
>”That was very good honey. I’m so proud of you.”
>You smile ear to ear with her praise.
>You follow behind her and most of the night goes on like that.
>Somepony calls out to her, they want to talk a bit, she introduces you, and then somepony else shows up, and everything starts all over again.
>After the hundred millionth pony she was talking to, your tummy rumbles.
>You remember you didn’t eat dinner yet.
>Mommy said there was going to be plenty of food at the party, but where was it?
>You look around and see a pony carrying a tray of food.
>Your tummy rumbles again and you lick your lips.
>Looking up, you see Mommy is still talking with a pony.
>Or they are still talking with her more accurately.
“Mommy…”
>You whisper and tug lightly on her dress to get her attention.
>She doesn’t seem to notice so you tug again a little harder.
“Mommy… I’m hungry. Can I get something to eat?”
>She is still talking with the other pony but you think you saw her nod.
>Since she knows you’re going to get food it should be fine.
>You walk away from her and try and follow the server with the food tray.
>It’s pretty hard because of how crowded the room is.
>There he is, he’s walking into the next room.
>You quickly chase after him, being careful not to run.
>Mommy said no running tonight.
>You finally catch up to him.
“Um, excuse me?”
>You say trying to get his attention.
>He looks down to you.
>”Yes sir?”
“Can I please have one of those?”
>You ask pointing to his tray.
>”Of course sir.”
>He lowers the tray for you to grab a sandwich from.
>You reach out to grab one.
>…
>Those are very little sandwiches.
>They have to be the smallest sandwiches you’ve ever seen.
>You look at the tray, back to him, then back to the tray again.

AfterHours

AfterHours Fri 28 Aug 2015 04:44:17 No.24476792 Report

Quoted By: >>24476810 >>24480010

>>24476779
>”Is… is everything alright sir?”
“Um, I’m kinda hungry. Is it alright if I have more than one?”
>”Of-of course. Please take as many as you would like.”
“Okay.”
>You nod and take 4 tiny sandwiches.
>That’s about the same as a real sandwich.
“Thank you.”
>You walk away and begin to munch on your first sandwich.
>After you finish your first little-wich as you now are calling them, you get thirsty.
>Luckily you see another server walking with what looks like glasses.
>You start to follow her into another room.
>You catch up with her and try to get her attention the same as the other server.
“Excuse me.”
>She looks at you.
>”Yes your highness?”
“I’m thirsty, is it alright if I have one of those?”
>You point to her tray.
>”Oh, I’m sorry sir. But these drinks are for grownups.”
>You lower your head in disappointment.
>Grownups get the best stuff, like their special drinks you can’t have.
>”But I know another server who will have something for you. Please follow me.”
>You smile and follow her into another room, while eating another little-wich.
>Actually small-wich would probably be a better name.
>You look and see the mare you were following talking with another mare with a different tray of drinks.
>The second mare walks over to you and lowers a drink to you.
>”Here you are your highness.”
>You take the drink from her and smile to them.
“Thank you both so much.”
>You bow slightly and walk away.
>You make short work of the rest of your small-wiches, totally better name, and your drink.
>Another server took your empty cup.
>There are a lot more working tonight then you normally see during the day.
>Mommy wasn’t kidding when she said there were going to be a lot of ponies here.
>You start to scan the room and look for Mommy, but you can’t find her.
>You start to panic a little.

AfterHours

AfterHours Fri 28 Aug 2015 04:45:20 No.24476810 Report

Quoted By: >>24476829 >>24480010

>>24476792
>Then you remember that you left the room and came into this one, you just need to back track a little.
>You return to the other room and look for Mommy again, but like before you can’t find her.
“Mommy…”
>You say in a panic as you begin to look the room over again.
>This isn’t good.
>You look again and again but can’t find her or Auntie Luna anywhere.
>You practically run into a different room and finally find her.
>Forget the no running rule now, you finally found her.
>You run up and wrap your arms around her leg and bury your head into her.
“Mommy, I found you!”
>”Oh what’s this?”
>Your eyes open wide.
>That wasn’t Mommy’s voice.
>You let go and take a step back.
>You see a tall unicorn wearing a similar dress to Mommy’s but it isn’t her.
“Y-you’re not my Mommy…”
>”No I’m not I’m afraid.”
>She shakes her head.
>”What do we have here dear?”
>A tall unicorn with a moustache asks her.
>”I believe it’s a lost prince.”
>”Good heavens, we can’t have that now can we?”
>You start breathing faster and feel tears starting to form in your eyes.
>You’re lost, scared, and you might not ever see your Mommy again.
>That thought was enough for the tears to start and the sobbing quickly followed after that.
>The unicorn you thought was your Mommy crouches down and puts a hoof to your face.
>”Shhh, it’s alright, there, there. Don’t worry. We’ll help you find your Mommy.”
>”We will?”
>She looks at him very seriously.
>”I mean yes, of course we will old chap.”
>Their words make you feel better and you stop crying.
>”There, there, everything’s going to be alright. Why don’t you hold onto my dress so you don’t get separated from us while we look for her, alright?”
>You nod and grab onto her dress.
>The unicorn looked like he was about to say something again but another look from her silenced him.
>You followed them into several different rooms but still couldn’t find her.

AfterHours

AfterHours Fri 28 Aug 2015 04:46:25 No.24476829 Report

Quoted By: >>24476842 >>24480010

>>24476810
>Then as you were about to give up and start crying again you heard her.
>”ANON! Anonymous, where are you?”
>You look to the voice and see your Mommy looking franticly from side to side.
“Mommy!”
>She turns at the sound of your voice and you see tears in her eyes too.
>You let go of the dress you were holding onto and run to her.
>She crouches down and welcomes you into a warm hug, wrapping her wings around you.
>You start to cry again as does she.
>She holds you close for a while before breaking the embrace.
>”Anonymous! Where were you!? I was looking everywhere for you. Didn’t I tell you not to wander off?”
>The worry is gone from her voice and is replaced with frustration.
“I’m sorry Mommy. I was standing next to you like you asked me to, but I got hungry so I went to get something to eat. But then I couldn’t find you.”
>You start to cry again knowing you did a bad thing and made her angry.
>She sighs and kisses your forehead.
>”We’ll talk more about this later. Fancy Pants, Miss De Lis, thank you for bringing my son back to me.”
>”You’re ever so welcome Princess.”
>The mare looks over at him.
>”We’re just glad you are back together.”
>”Again, thank you. But if you will excuse me, I think a certain little somepony has had more than enough excitement for one night. Come along Anonymous.”
>You know that tone and decide it best to walk with her.
>You follow her out of the Gala and back up to your room in silence.
>”Anonymous, do you know how scared I was when I couldn’t find you?”
>She asks when you both enter your room.
“I’m sorry Mommy.”
>”Why didn’t you say you were hungry before walking off like that?”
“But I did. I thought you nodded it was okay.”
>”I’m sorry honey, but I didn’t hear you. If I did, I would have gone with you. It was very crowded down there tonight and I didn’t want you to get lost like you did.”
“I’m sorry…”

AfterHours

AfterHours Fri 28 Aug 2015 04:47:30 No.24476842 Report

Quoted By: >>24476901 >>24480010

>>24476829
>You start to sniffle again feeling more tears coming.
>She leans down and wraps you in another hug.
>”Oh sweetheart, it’s alright. Don’t cry. I’m not angry.”
>She wipes your tear with her wing.
>”Just learn from this experience for next time alright?”
“Okay Mommy.”
>”And to make sure you remember, you are going to bed right now.”
“But Mommy-“
>She gives you a look that tells you this isn’t up for debate.
“Okay…”
>You get changed into your pajamas and crawl into bed.
>She uses her magic to tuck you in.
>”You know I am firm with you because I love you right Anon?”
“I know Mommy…”
>She leans in and kisses your forehead.
>”Sleep tight Anon, I love you.”
“I love you too Mommy.”
>She turns and starts to walk out.
“Mommy?”
>She stops.
>”Yes honey?”
“I’m really sorry about wandering off.”
>”I know.”
“Can you please sing to me tonight?”
>She turns around and walks back to the side of your bed.
>”You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.”
>You close your eyes and feel her brush the side of your head with her wing.
>”You make me happy, when skies are grey.”
>You always loved when she did this.
>”You’ll never know dear, how much I love you.”
>It always made you fall asleep so easily.
>”Please don’t take my sunshine away.”
>She leans down and kisses you again as you drift off into slumber.

AfterHours

AfterHours Fri 28 Aug 2015 04:50:38 No.24476901 Report

Quoted By: >>24477768 >>24478091 >>24479621

>>24476842
That's it for tonight, hope you enjoyed. Just wanted to put out some green since I had a bit of time tonight and had this idea in my head. I should hopefully have one or two parts of Ten Years up this weekend when I get more time. Have a good night all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 04:55:07 No.24476977 Report

Quoted By:

>>24472676
Sounds comfy. Just don't rape me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 05:24:52 No.24477375 Report

Quoted By: >>24480466

>>24474638

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 05:50:01 No.24477614 Report

Quoted By: >>24478735

>>24473369
don't worry, a never before seen writefag is working on making his debut version. From one sunbro I heard it's good so far, but I just want a bit more before I begin to post. It's non greentext, but yeah, I think you guys will hopefully like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 06:10:03 No.24477755 Report

Quoted By:

>>24421335
jeusfucking tits

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 06:12:21 No.24477768 Report

Quoted By:

>>24476901
Really enjoyed your writing meng
Good night

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 07:00:01 No.24478091 Report

Quoted By:

>>24476901
Thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 09:54:22 No.24478735 Report

Quoted By:

>>24477614
I'm fucking pumped! Been waiting for /mom/ for far too long

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 10:59:48 No.24478910 Report

Quoted By: >>24479517

>>24472676
Are they white and shit like her coat?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 13:35:18 No.24479517 Report

Quoted By: >>24479557

>>24478910
You fookin' wot bump.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 13:41:47 No.24479557 Report

Quoted By: >>24479693

>>24479517
Like white tentacles or whatever it is? I wouldn't mind a tentacle hug if it didn't lead into incest.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 13:53:55 No.24479621 Report

Quoted By:

>>24476901
That was pretty cozy, keep at it,
Mom would be proud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 14:15:42 No.24479693 Report

Quoted By:

>>24479557
Oh right. I thought you were saying that Celestia's coat was shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 14:57:49 No.24479878 Report

Quoted By:

>>24451673
sequel : save transferred to EUIV?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 15:10:58 No.24479957 Report

Quoted By:

>>24451673
As somebody that literally can't stop playing the Game of thrones mod for that game, I can vouch for its addictive properties. So much divine blood incest and sister/daughter fucking, unf! Gotta keep those attractive Valyrian features somehow.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 15:19:31 No.24480010 Report

Quoted By:

>>24476714
>>24476737
>>24476779
>>24476792
>>24476810
>>24476829
>>24476842
I..I have to go hug my mom now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 16:42:23 No.24480466 Report

Quoted By: >>24480479

>>24477375
>"I'm not angry at you Anon, just really disappointed."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 16:43:45 No.24480479 Report

Quoted By: >>24483920

>>24480466

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 16:52:34 No.24480523 Report

Quoted By:

>"Alright mom, I'm ready for the Purple Dork's coronation."
>'Fantastic, Sunshine, let's go-...Anonymous, sweetheart, you can't wear that t-shirt.'
>"Aha, the text on the fabric implies dear nephew's member is the aforementioned food item. Priceless."
>'See, mom? AUNTIE has a sense of humor..'

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 17:27:36 No.24480704 Report

Quoted By: >>24480716 >>24480764

>"s-sweetie yo-you got blinded im so sorry!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 17:28:24 No.24480712 Report

Quoted By: >>24480724

>"What's that, mom?"
>'Oh, it's a letter from Twilight. She's recently elected to go check on her human counterparts in their equivalent of our world.'
>"Neat. I was wondering why it was dramatically less autistic around here."
>'Oh hush, she even sent along a picture, for you.'
>"I'm a big guy.."
>'Excuse me?'
>"Internet thing, mom. Anyway, let's have a looksee..."
>No
>How is this possible
>Her bipedal counterpart is actually cute
>Not just cute
>Like, 'tee hee im genuinely innocent and wholesome, see how I'm twirling my hair' cute
>"D-DID SHE SEND ANYMORE LIKE THIS?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 17:28:48 No.24480716 Report

Quoted By: >>24480731 >>24480774

>>24480704
How are we supposed to fend off rape attempts from Spergle and Octavia now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 17:29:51 No.24480724 Report

Quoted By: >>24480752

>>24480712
>liking those abominations.

They look like horrible human beings, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 17:30:48 No.24480731 Report

Quoted By:

>>24480716
>become the blind ninja anon
>become daredevil

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 17:35:44 No.24480752 Report

Quoted By: >>24480760

>>24480724
b-but muh candy colored teenage girls..

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 17:37:15 No.24480760 Report

Quoted By:

>>24480752
It has nothing to do with the colors but more to do with the model types. And who wants to date a teenage girl still in high school?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 17:38:11 No.24480764 Report

Quoted By: >>24480774

>>24480704
>"Rape? Dear, it's not rape, it's merely the fulfilment of our marital obligations to one another. You remember our wedding, don't you? It was such a perfectly beautiful day! The crowds clapped as we shared our kiss after saying our vows and we proved daddy wrong when he said no stallion would ever love me like he did. It was... i-it was... Oh by the stars, daddy, why‽ No! No! shh.. it's okay, Octavia... You have your Anon now. Our noble prince that will never leave us or hurt us!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 17:41:05 No.24480774 Report

Quoted By:

>>24480764
Shit, that was meant for >>24480716

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 17:41:13 No.24480775 Report

Quoted By:

>>24468880
>Read Momlestia stories
>Pretend that Luna is Celestia instead
>Mom luna material

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 17:47:35 No.24480807 Report

Quoted By: >>24480908

>"One side you ukelele' strumming mule! Prince Anonymous has previous engagement with The Great & Powerful Trixie!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 18:02:12 No.24480908 Report

Quoted By: >>24481039

>>24480807

> "الخطوة جانبا، أنت الذي ترك الكلاب جبل لها مثل عاهرة"
>("Step aside, you who lets dogs mount her like a whore.")

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 18:12:54 No.24480994 Report

Quoted By: >>24481047

>>24411666
"God fucking damn it! Why did we have to bring your toadying hoof-licking sycophant lackeys? All they do is get in the way of family time."

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:) Fri 28 Aug 2015 18:17:47 No.24481027 Report

Quoted By: >>24481043 >>24481100 >>24481204 >>24481228 >>24492401

>>24470071
>Celestia couldn't feel anything
>She couldn't feel her sisters hoof on her back
>She couldn't hear her student's sob
>She couldn't see her guards avert their eyes in shame and pity
>She couldn't feel his heart
>She couldn't feel his warmth
>She couldn't hear his voice
>She could only feel numb...
>He was gone
>And it was her fault
---------------------------------------------------------------
>No.
>No.
>NO
>For the first time in thousands of years she had gotten to be happy!
>She had known love!
>And it had been taken from her!
>What good was her power when it couldn't even save the ones she loved the most?
>Her son was DEAD.
>Her sister had been locked away for a thousand years after BETRAYING her.
>The stallion she thought she had LOVED had turned her back on her to sow chaos through her land.
>And her 'former student' and her PATHETIC little friends caused her nothing but trouble with their escapades and meddling.
>Her son was dead.
>And it was all Their fault.
>Twilight's silly prank had caused this.
>And she would suffer for it
>They would all suffer for their crimes.
>A terrible light began to shine upon the land of Equestria that night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 18:19:02 No.24481039 Report

Quoted By: >>24481068 >>24481091

>>24480908
Is she fertile?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 18:19:35 No.24481043 Report

Quoted By:

>>24481027
why?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 18:19:58 No.24481047 Report

Quoted By:

>>24480994
>"Tis not the end of the world, pink one. Cease your blubbering."
>'D-don't go easy on her, Auntie, unf..mmph, b-bitch is ruining our faa~..family time, haa..'

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 18:22:34 No.24481068 Report

Quoted By:

>>24481039
Like the Crescent.
HURR HURR HURR HURR

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 18:26:04 No.24481091 Report

Quoted By: >>24481111 >>24481150 >>24481186 >>24492208

>>24481039
Certainly, though she is an honourable mare who has sworn to know no pleasures of the flesh and bare no children until she and Anon are wed. Butt stuff doesn't count.

She's the best choice.

>Loyal.
>Beautiful.
>Intelligent.
>Cultured.
>Royalty & in line to inherit the throne of Saddle Arabia.
>Dislikes Twakle Spakle.
>Larger body size in comparison to Equestrian ponies allows Anon to not have to hold back during sex.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 18:27:32 No.24481100 Report

Quoted By:

>>24481027

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 18:29:39 No.24481111 Report

Quoted By: >>24481150 >>24481186

>>24481091
>Gets on well with Anon's family.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/2/4/821562__explicit_nudity_princess+luna_princess+celestia_smiling_upvotes+galore_anus_vulva_looking+at+you_bedroom+eyes.png
>Cute hooves.
>Willing to declare jihad on Anon's other suitors.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 18:34:30 No.24481150 Report

Quoted By:

>>24481091
>>24481111
>mom size proportions
Her. I pick her, mom. That one.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 18:38:55 No.24481186 Report

Quoted By: >>24481211 >>24481229

>>24481091
>>24481111
I like the idea of humans impregnating Equestrian creatures too much.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 18:40:36 No.24481204 Report

Quoted By:

>>24481027
I suppose you either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the monster, etc etc.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 18:41:24 No.24481211 Report

Quoted By:

>>24481186
>too much
No such thing. Just imagine those awesome vagina's milking you dry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 18:42:10 No.24481218 Report

Quoted By: >>24481282

Celestia and Anon swapping bodies and Anon ruling Equestria while acting like a /r9k/ chicken tendie frogposter

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 18:43:35 No.24481228 Report

Quoted By:

>>24481027
>Mom
>"ANON! OH YOURE ALIVE!
>"eat a snickers"
>"wh-what why?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 18:43:54 No.24481229 Report

Quoted By: >>24481288

>>24481186
The resulting child would grow up to be the rightful ruler of the greatest nation the world had ever seen, as Saddle Arabia and Equestria became one and the same. And the spice will flow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 18:49:19 No.24481282 Report

Quoted By:

>>24481218
>ponies comment how well behaved Prince Anon seems as of recent
>'Mom' & Auntie have WAY MORE sex
>"S-sister, this feels strange.."
>'Unf, d-don't worry Auntie, I'm not really your sister, remember.'

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 18:50:20 No.24481288 Report

Quoted By: >>24481345

>>24481229
>a child will be born that unites the east and west
Isn't that one of the prophecies relating to the anti christ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 18:50:44 No.24481291 Report

Quoted By:

>>24411666
I'd just like to point out mom has ascended to a new plane of existence
>Double dubs
>Satan trips

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 18:57:20 No.24481345 Report

Quoted By:

>>24481288
I... wouldn't worry about it. Just let Anon stick his dick in that horse and relax. Besides, I thought the Anti-Christ was supposed to be born of a jackal or something, not a pony?

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 19:03:06 No.24481389 Report

Quoted By: >>24481405 >>24482763

>"My boy getting married and his mother doesn't invite me? Whats up with THAT?"
>'Dad! Glad you could make it. Mom, it's da-'
>"I am aware of this, sunshine." Mom deadpans

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 19:05:19 No.24481405 Report

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>>24481389

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 19:25:10 No.24481566 Report

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pls don't 404 while I'm at work, mom

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 20:14:48 No.24482111 Report

Quoted By:

>"Uh mom?"
>"i uh well, i sort of got us entered in the tournament"
>"Mom i'm sorry but we must prepare "
>"prepare for MORTAL KOMBAT"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 20:30:19 No.24482278 Report

Quoted By: >>24482465

So how about this for a story prompt? Mirror Anon and Anon switch places. Mirror Anon is infatuated with Twilight and the Mirror Twilight hates the Mirror Anon. Now that they're switched normal Twilight lives the attention she is getting and the others think that Anon is a changeling because of his change in attitude but Twilight doesn't care. Meanwhile in the Mirror verse normal Anon keeps ignoring that Twilight, that worlds Twilight also likes the new Anon's attitude and in the end, tries to get with him anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 20:46:12 No.24482465 Report

Quoted By:

>>24482278
do they have hot sex through the portal too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 21:14:09 No.24482763 Report

Quoted By:

>>24481389
I would read about relationships between Anon Sr. and Anon Jr. where Celly doesn't like the dad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 22:23:16 No.24483373 Report

Quoted By: >>24483498

Ok faggots, where's the momlestia clop at?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 22:35:31 No.24483498 Report

Quoted By: >>24483509

>>24483373
in your heart

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 22:36:53 No.24483509 Report

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>>24483498
Extra points for buttfucking Cadance

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 23:21:17 No.24483920 Report

Quoted By: >>24484275

>>24480479

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2015 00:01:16 No.24484275 Report

Quoted By: >>24484786

>>24483920
>"See something you like?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2015 00:08:53 No.24484365 Report

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I want Celestia to unbirth me
and Sperg-light can't join me in there

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2015 00:51:36 No.24484786 Report

Quoted By: >>24485235 >>24485846

>>24484275
>"You just have to wait your turn sweetie."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2015 01:38:57 No.24485235 Report

Quoted By:

>>24484786
bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2015 01:52:14 No.24485392 Report

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>>24475260
This will be ready by the next Momlestia thread. Hold me to it. I don't want to post now since I haven't written or edited enough, but I'm doing it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2015 02:31:33 No.24485846 Report

Quoted By: >>24486440

>>24484786
bump for Mom

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2015 03:23:40 No.24486440 Report

Quoted By: >>24486994 >>24488111

>>24485846

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2015 04:17:49 No.24486994 Report

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>>24486440
last bump...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2015 05:49:51 No.24487913 Report

Quoted By:

bump

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2015 06:12:05 No.24488111 Report

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>>24486440

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2015 07:20:24 No.24488588 Report

Quoted By: >>24489115 >>24489348

>>24429379
>'What happens next?'

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2015 09:12:30 No.24489115 Report

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>>24488588
Nothing just happy thoughts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2015 10:06:19 No.24489319 Report

Quoted By: >>24491140

I want mom to sit on my face

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2015 10:17:32 No.24489348 Report

Quoted By:

>>24488588
>The Rock gif describing everything

Seems legit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2015 15:24:10 No.24490658 Report

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boop

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2015 16:25:25 No.24491140 Report

Quoted By: >>24491650

>>24489319
Naughty.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2015 17:27:25 No.24491650 Report

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>>24491140
>"Anon could I have a bite of your Birthday cake?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2015 17:43:47 No.24491824 Report

Quoted By:

>>24473470
>>24473513
>"..You're here to court my son? Anonymous?"
>'Whose here to do what now, mom?'

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2015 18:16:57 No.24492208 Report

Quoted By: >>24504059

>>24481091
So do they have to consummate their marriage at the wedding in front of the crowds?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2015 18:25:31 No.24492301 Report

Quoted By:

>"My, my, I must say that rumors of your handsomeness do not do you justice, Prince Anonymous."
>'Oh pshaw..I bet you say that to all the stallions, Ms. De Lis.'

Tripp_Shippy

Tripp_Shippy Sat 29 Aug 2015 18:36:43 No.24492401 Report

Quoted By: >>24492654

>>24481027

>It had been nineteen years since you were found in that alleyway.
>You couldn't remember anything when they asked you who you were, you just remembered pain and loneliness.
>After not being able to find any information on you you were put in an orphanage.
>You didn't stay there long as your adoptive parents came along only three months later.
>Over the years you grew up to be a fine young man.
>In college with excellent grades, a loving family, and a bright future.
>But...
>There was something wrong.
>You know there was something from before you were found.
>The nightmares you had for many years spoke of monsters, terrifying woodland, and biting cold.
>Or in the rarest of dreams images of tall four legged beings of all shape and color.
>And in all of them there was always a white towering creature in the background somewhere, watching.
>Always to far away to make out clearly.
>You needed answers, you needed to know where you came from.

Tripp_Shippy

Tripp_Shippy Sat 29 Aug 2015 19:01:41 No.24492654 Report

Quoted By: >>24493032

>>24492401

>You studied forensic science, hoping to be able to back track to your origin.
>It took another five years but you had graduated from college with masters and entered the local police force.
>You tirelessly researched your case file while trying to balance out your other work.
>You felt closer than ever to finding out what it all meant, who you were.
>You have found that there seemed to be some kind of unusual energy surrounding the alleyway you were found in.
>It was extremely faint and would have never been detectable had he not been looking for out of place things like it.
>You went to the alleyway nearly every day, experimenting with this energy.
>You used electricity, chemistry, and many other tests to try and get some kind of response from of this energy.
>The results were minimal at best.
>Nearly on the verge of giving up you decided to try one last desperate thing to get a response from the unknown power.
>Looking at the crystal you had purchased you remembered what the old lady said to you when you had entered her store out of curiosity.
>"Ahhh, I can see the suffering you have gone through. Please take this, it will help you on your journey for home. Only five dollars for such an unfortunate soul."
>Of course you had not given any though beyond it being some way to try and sell you some junk, but you had quite liked the palm sized crystal and five dollars wasn't a bad price.
>Now as you stood in front of the entrance to the alleyway you wondered just what the hell you were doing.

Tripp_Shippy

Tripp_Shippy Sat 29 Aug 2015 19:38:25 No.24493032 Report

Quoted By: >>24493050

>>24492654

"Shit, it's just a quartz stone. Just what in name of god am I even supposed to do with the damn thing?"
>Looking around you sigh.
>You can see remnants of some of your previous tests scatted here and there.
>With the only other thing to do being go home and try and find something else you hadn't tried yet..for the seventy-third time, you hold out the crystal in front of yourself.
>...Nothing.
>You try waving it around, you try striking a few poses, you try saying hocus pocus, and still nothing.
"Screw it, at least it was fun doing something stupid after all this work."
>You start to walk away, throwing the crystal behind you.
>Just as your about to turn the corner you hear a low humming come from behind you.
>You pause, not entirely sure you want to turn around.
>Finally looking back you see something that makes you do a double take.
>The crystal landed close to where you were laying when you were found, and it was giving off a soft glow.
>Taking a few tentative steps towards it you kneel and pick it up.
>As you lift it the glow fades as does the humming.
>Looking it over you can't find anything different about it from before.
>You look back to where it had landed.
>You decided to place it right in the middle of were you had been.
>Almost as soon as it touches the ground it reacts.
>The humming return louder than before, and so does the glowing.
>It almost seems to pulse.
>You back up in surprise as it begins to float.
"The fuck?!"
>When it reaches to around your chest level it starts to spin in place at insane speeds.
>The humming increases in pitch, the glow strengthens.
>You close your eyes and cover your ears, the light and sound becoming too much.
>Than it suddenly stops.
>You wait a moment, and carefully open your eyes.
>To find yourself in the middle of a forest.

"Oh double fuck..."

Tripp_Shippy

Tripp_Shippy Sat 29 Aug 2015 19:40:24 No.24493050 Report

Quoted By: >>24493267 >>24493319

>>24493032

That's it for a little while. I'm very interested in continuing this story, so I'll definitively be doing more when I can.

Trippy_Shippy

Trippy_Shippy Sat 29 Aug 2015 19:58:13 No.24493267 Report

Quoted By: >>24493319

>>24493050

Shit, spelled my own name wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2015 20:03:41 No.24493319 Report

Quoted By:

>>24493050
>>24493267
I hope you get to finish this, it seems like a really interesting premise.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2015 20:57:49 No.24493993 Report

Quoted By: >>24495021 >>24495288

>"The shorts. Lose em'."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2015 21:08:03 No.24494121 Report

Quoted By: >>24494224

Here's a little prompt: To stop a war from happening, Prince Anon must marry a royal member of the kingdom (I say either Chrysalis or a griffon queen/princess would be fun). She moves into her castle. Celestia and Twilight comes and visits often to make sure he's being treated well. Celestia is furious for having her son stolen from her and Twilight is jealous because she missed her chance to ask him out. Anon's new wife is aware of this and flaunts their new relationship at them. Anon is incredibly annoyed with his spouse because even though he tries to make their marriage work for the sake of Equestria she acts like a brat. He has enough and leaves her. She feels really bad about making him angry like that, so she comes to Canterlot to apologize. Celestia and Twilight, both happy that Anon is back again, prevents her from seeing him. By chance, Anon finds the three fighting each other. She apologizes to Anon, saying she wants him to come back. It ends with either Anon saying yes and they both have a happier marriage or Anon says that if she truly wants him back, she needs to earn her love this time, causing a rivalry in love between her and Twilight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2015 21:14:08 No.24494224 Report

Quoted By:

>>24494121
Could be interesting. May have to wait for the next /mom/ though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2015 22:20:10 No.24495021 Report

Quoted By:

>>24493993
bump

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Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2015 22:39:13 No.24495288 Report

Quoted By: >>24495549 >>24496442

>>24493993

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2015 22:42:11 No.24495325 Report

Quoted By: >>24495587

>"Sweetheart, look! I'-, I'm cruising down the street in my 64'!"
>'..I see ya, mom. How are you steering that thing?'

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2015 22:58:55 No.24495549 Report

Quoted By:

>>24495288
>"I dunno mom, I mean uh..she kind of IS my aunt."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2015 23:01:09 No.24495587 Report

Quoted By: >>24495636

>>24495325
Celestia feels a slight bump as she rolls over a young filly playing in the street. Anon helps her bury the body in the woods and vouches for his mother that she was enjoying a quiet picnic with him on the other side of town at the time and that they never saw any filly matching the description of the one currently being searched for by the authorities.

Terrible secrets bring people together.

Also any rumours that the body was sexually assaulted after death are purely fictitious.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2015 23:04:15 No.24495636 Report

Quoted By:

>>24495587
>you will never hide evidence of a murder with mom

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 00:20:04 No.24496442 Report

Quoted By: >>24497102 >>24500102

>>24495288

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 01:19:42 No.24497102 Report

Quoted By:

>>24496442
rip mom

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 02:11:56 No.24497751 Report

Quoted By: >>24497766 >>24499574

I just... I dunno. This thread's post-to-content ratio is too damn high. I waited a fucking month for this and there was only one decent green. I'd expect this from the /sun/ thread, but...

All this disappointed feels. You're tempting me to write more stories like "All I need is my Mommy" for next month.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 02:13:28 No.24497766 Report

Quoted By:

>>24497751
You had 454 posts to try your hand at it instead of complain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 03:26:50 No.24498741 Report

Quoted By:

boop

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 04:28:57 No.24499574 Report

Quoted By:

>>24497751
So....do something about it. Write.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 05:10:22 No.24500102 Report

Quoted By: >>24502266 >>24504587 >>24504723 >>24504852

>>24496442
>"Ready for our sparring lessons?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 07:33:21 No.24501374 Report

Quoted By:

bed time bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 10:07:39 No.24502091 Report

Quoted By:

bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 11:01:56 No.24502266 Report

Quoted By:

>>24500102
Anon steps into the ring, his theme blaring over the arena speakers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ohKCftjsOA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 15:14:34 No.24503340 Report

Quoted By:

Bumping from 10.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 16:44:18 No.24504059 Report

Quoted By: >>24504649

>>24492208
Nope. In bed, under the covers, in the missionary position, with the lights off, with lots of eye contact and for the sole purpose of creating an heir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 17:40:40 No.24504587 Report

Quoted By:

>>24500102
bump?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 17:46:56 No.24504649 Report

Quoted By:

>>24504059
Anon gets really jealous after the baby is born, as his mother spends almost all of the time she reserved for him now doting on her beloved grandchild.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 17:55:32 No.24504723 Report

Quoted By: >>24504870

>>24500102
I want to wrassle with mom & auntie.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 18:09:25 No.24504852 Report

Quoted By: >>24505470

>>24500102

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 18:10:34 No.24504870 Report

Quoted By: >>24505147 >>24505227

>>24504723
What would be your wrestler name?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 18:36:43 No.24505147 Report

Quoted By: >>24505168

>>24504870
the plow

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 18:38:01 No.24505168 Report

Quoted By: >>24505227

>>24505147
Signature move, taunt and victory celebration?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 18:41:53 No.24505227 Report

Quoted By:

>>24504870
The Milf Mauler
>>24505168
My signature move would be 'Hide the salami'. I'd hotdog mom or auntie until they relented and beg me to stick it in already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 18:56:28 No.24505419 Report

Quoted By: >>24505451

How would Celestia act like as a grandmother?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 18:58:16 No.24505451 Report

Quoted By: >>24505558

>>24505419
Constantly ask for grandkids to visit her.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 18:59:34 No.24505470 Report

Quoted By: >>24505578 >>24505646 >>24505690 >>24506492 >>24506529

>>24504852
>"Would you like to go to work with mommy today?"

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Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 19:06:59 No.24505558 Report

Quoted By:

>>24505451
>Personally acting as their guardian and teacher, eventually taking them on as her new student(s).
>Spending exorbitant amounts on them for their birthdays.
>Teaching them how to run a country.
>Disapproving of their romantic interests.
>Acting abashedly racist towards zebras at family gatherings.
>Asking if their mother's feeding them right.
>Wishing they'd visit more often.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 19:08:07 No.24505578 Report

Quoted By:

>>24505470
Sure, I wouldn't mind getting to work on you. I hope your desk's clear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 19:13:26 No.24505646 Report

Quoted By: >>24507681

>>24505470
"Mom im a fucking horse"
"it was weird enough that you breastfed me"
"Humans don't react well to other sapients"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 19:16:31 No.24505690 Report

Quoted By:

>>24505470
>Other employees have brought their elementary school aged sons and daughters
>Mom shows up with her 30yr old manchild son

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 19:22:06 No.24505748 Report

Quoted By: >>24505788 >>24506468

I never understood the point of take your kid to work days. It's not really a thing where I live, and it would be logistically impossible for me because I can't just go taking a kid with me into secure areas of an airport. It seems like just an excuse for the teachers to not have to do any work for a day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 19:26:31 No.24505788 Report

Quoted By:

>>24505748
My mother worked at a daycare center, so everyday was go to work with mom day for me.
It's why I'm so attached to her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 20:36:17 No.24506468 Report

Quoted By:

>>24505748
pleb

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 20:38:07 No.24506492 Report

Quoted By: >>24506529 >>24508084

>>24505470

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 20:42:13 No.24506529 Report

Quoted By:

>>24505470
>>24506492
>"Oh he is absolutely darling, Ms. Celestia!"
>'Don't be shy, Anonymous, say hello.'
>Anon hides behind his mom, giggling and covering his face with her hair

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 22:34:07 No.24507681 Report

Quoted By: >>24507724

>>24505646
>Pone kid anon
>Human momlestia
Green when?

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Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 22:39:00 No.24507724 Report

Quoted By: >>24513918

>>24507681
>anonpone
How bout no.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 23:15:11 No.24508084 Report

Quoted By: >>24508303

>>24506492

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 23:41:53 No.24508303 Report

Quoted By: >>24508379 >>24509599 >>24510188

>>24508084

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 23:51:17 No.24508379 Report

Quoted By:

>>24508303
Green please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2015 01:33:25 No.24509599 Report

Quoted By:

>>24508303
good cake

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2015 02:29:41 No.24510188 Report

Quoted By: >>24511752

>>24508303
MY MOM IS NOT A SLUT

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2015 04:05:22 No.24511376 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2015 04:30:20 No.24511752 Report

Quoted By:

>>24510188
She kinda is...

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Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2015 05:27:10 No.24512569 Report

Quoted By: >>24514204

See you next month, /mom/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2015 07:02:05 No.24513623 Report

Quoted By:

Time for all good Anons to go to sleep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXcGORjWte8

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2015 07:37:45 No.24513918 Report

Quoted By:

>>24507724

How about yes, you meme loving fuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2015 08:16:01 No.24514184 Report

Quoted By: >>24514246

>"So uh... listen, Anon. Remember when I said that I'm pretty sure you couldn't get me pregnant? Well funny story... See the thing is that, uh... On second thought, this is a bad time. I'll see you next month. Bye cousin!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2015 08:19:00 No.24514204 Report

Quoted By: >>24515560

>>24512569
We only make these monthly now? What the fuck /mlp/. It's like you never want Celestia threads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2015 08:25:22 No.24514246 Report

Quoted By:

>>24514184
If it comes out as a satyr then there's literally no way that this can be swept under the rug. Otherwise just let Shining raise it, he won't notice the difference.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2015 08:38:44 No.24514353 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2015 13:17:16 No.24515560 Report

Quoted By: >>24515641

>>24514204
>It's like you never want Celestia threads.
Blame /sun/ for thet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2015 13:34:22 No.24515641 Report

Quoted By: >>24515659

>>24515560
I think you're a little late. Make sure to start drama at the very beginning of the next thread, because that's exactly what we all need here, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2015 13:37:06 No.24515659 Report

Quoted By:

>>24515641
>start drama
you know is truth

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