Episode 513 : Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?
Story by Jayson Thiessen and Jim Miller
Written by Scott Sonneborn
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2xp2fu Friends Forever #20 (Discord & Luna) is due Sep. 9.
Pinkie Pie often falls into the role of meeting and greeting new arrivals in Ponyville (she even has a welcome wagon), but there's no shortage of friendly ponies in town who would do the same. Applejack might often be busy, but even she can find some time to properly greet a stranger
perhaps with fewer stipulations after learning a lesson from Zecora's arrival . She has some pride in being a source of support, and often makes good on her reputation. After getting chores out of the way, naturally. No need to repeat that one applebucking season.
It doesn't hurt to have extra potential customers, either. Hardly the only reason, but hey, more folk knowing the quality of Sweet Apple Acres' produce is nothing but a good thing. Everyone should savor the clean, crisp crunch of
celery !
>>24502682 Previous thread.
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Isaac is fucking ripped
isaac !!3gam3heWjui
Episodes 501 and 502: The Cutie Map Part 1 and 2
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2lqwd7 Episode 503: Castle Sweet Castle
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2mdkpp Episode 504: Bloom & Gloom
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2n501q Episode 505: Tanks for the Memories
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2nz6rq Episode 506: Appleoosa’s Most Wanted
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ovsay Episode 507: Make New Friends But Keep Discord
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2qn98m Episode 508: The Lost Treasure of Griffonstone
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2r8qez Episode 509: Slice of Life
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ttj4g Episode 510: Princess Spike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd6GZAZqxyM http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ur447 http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ur7o2 Episode 511: Party Pooped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uia0jY-i3CU http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2vopcz Episode 512 : Amending Fences
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQGbSZUWdlU http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2wmc8z ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs September 12: Episode 514 –
Canterlot Boutique Rarity's dream of owning a boutique in Canterlot finally comes true, but it comes at a price Rarity may not be willing to pay. September 19: Episode 515 –
Rarity Investigates! Rarity must prove that her friend is innocent when Rainbow Dash is accused of a crime that she did not commit. September 26: Episode 516 –
Made in Manehattan Applejack and Rarity are called to Manehattan to solve a friendship problem; they find themselves helping Coco Pommel with a major project in her neighborhood, but the three soon discover that they've bitten off more than they can chew. Anonymous
I think one of the saddest things ever is that Paul Bearer will never be a guest VA in the show
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I'm gonna call it a day Good night, MLPG
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Pony says she is gonna unleash her final flame.
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The horsening continues
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snuggles with your waifu
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I want to rut Twilight against a book lectern very, very hard.
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>>24507375 GET A WARRANT YOU FAT FUCK
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>>24507413 I do so love when artists clearly put effort into their pone anatomy
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>>24507389 >3 Rarara episodes in a row Anonymous
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>>24507335 >implying twilight wouldn't follow pyro Anonymous
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>>24507315 fucking unf I like that you made it into Twilight writing a fanfic like that one anon suggested Anonymous
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Will we get another Spike episode?
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>>24507429 They better not fuck it up.
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>>24507335 >>24507434 game was great
too bad tim curry can't voice again
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>>24507434 Maybe once she learned the truth about Stratos' intentions.
He's more up Trixie's speed, in my opinion.
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>>24507394 OOOHHHH YEEEEESSSSS
CAN YOU PONIES FACE MY UNDERTAAAAKEEEERRRR?????
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She ate all your Neapolitan ice cream.
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>>24507459 but i just cleaned the floors from the last filly.
why do fillies need to keep doing that on my floor
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>>24507471 >too bad tim curry can't voice again Sad what happened to him.
Just a few years back the guy was happily backstabbing left and right as the supreme Soviet premier and now he's a cripple.
No one deserves that shit.
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>Filly drinks your semen. She smacks it around her mouth a bit, looking somewhat pleased, then immediately scrunches. >"Hey! I said NO FRIED FOODS!" >She slaps you >"Again! Try again! Pineapples and mangos, 2 weeks! If I so much as think I taste some awful flavor that deviates from your diet, so help me I'll..."
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>>24507512 who the fuck buys neopolitan
i don't get it
do you want vanilla, strawberry or chocolate? and are you mixing them in your scoops or emptying each flavor out one by one? and then why not just buy a tub of the flavor you'll actually eat
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>>24507487 I think Twilight would come round to stratos' ways - it's not like any of the other gods are much better except for james and charnel, and neither of them really fit twilight
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>>24507519 What a fucking slut
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>>24507519 >tfw no filly addicted to your semen Anonymous
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>>24507512 >Luna wolfs down all your ice cream and then lies on the ground, shivering while the brain freeze takes its course >>24507531 I have eat them separately but change the flavor every two or three spoons.
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FRIDAY NIGHT was a couple of days ago. You had a nice weekend?
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Pony wants to study you so she has research material for her book about humans.
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let's dance boys
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How do I get good at drawing?
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>>24507570 >"Heeeeey Anon! Remember how you said you weren't 'in the mood' yesterday and said to try back tomorrow?" >"Well it's tomorrow! Tee hee! Sooooooo... how's the... how's the, um... penis, doing? Probably pretty tense now, right?" >"C'mon, I need it already. You said to try back today. I've been thinking about it all day during school and it's killing my GPA. Come on... undo these things. I'll do the rest, just... come on..." >"Please! I'm begging you! I'm going to get it out myself! Just let me get it! I waaaaant it, please!" >"No... no!! Anon, please... I'll do anything... just let me suck your dick. Cum in my mouth, in my mane... I don't care! Just let me... please!" Anonymous
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>>24507667 Why are they at a strip club?
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>>24507716 Why aren't you at a strip club?
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>>24507766 No one has ever convinced me that strip clubs aren't a waste of time thanks to the internet being filled with extremely specific fetish porn.
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>>24507648 UNF
>you will never be a little pony>will never be addicted to anon's semen >never orgasm hard as he cums all over your face and mane >the pure musk and scent driving you over the edge as you wink hard, moaning into his crotch as you inhale it Anonymous
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>>24507768 im glad the gods killed all the cyclops
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https://derpiboo.ru/960361 Rarity's haircut looks cute Anonymous
>>24507847 >Spike It's already shit
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>>24507863 Sorry about your shitty opinions, you have my condolences.
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>>24507878 >liking Sparity >tells other people that they have shitty opinions Anonymous
>>24507810 >"Grrlhph!" *cough* >"Aaaaaaoohhhhhh, yeaaaah... that's the stuff... Mmmmmmm.... dribble the rest on my neck... oh ho ho~" >"Whew... I don't know why that tastes to satisfying... I get the funniest feeling under my tail when I drink your cum..." >"I... I love it so much. The smell, the milking, the taste, the feeling I get.. is that like, how girl's do it? Does drinking your cum make me cum? It's not like rubbing one out, though... this is sooooo much better." >"Same time tomorrow night? Oh! I can get some ginger if you want to cut it up! DT showed me this amaaaazing new thing with it... it hurts, but like, in a really good way..." >*gab gab gab* >"Aaaannd... whewww! Hahahahaaaa... thhiiiisss... this isssss the best!" *giggle* "I loooooooove when this haaaaappens... your milk is liiike... pow, you know?" >*stumbles* Aaaanyways... I think... I'm going to gooooo to sleep.. if you're satisfied, alright?" *dribbling* "Heeeheehaaaahahahahaa!" Anonymous
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>>24507892 >still having shitty opinions lmao bruh
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>>24507925 >https://derpiboo.ru/968598 This is very nice. Derpy is a cute pone.
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Did you remember to rumble your Silver Spoon today?
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>>24507912 I guess I know what i'm fapping to tonight Anonymous
>>24507912 wait
is this like
a salt thing
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>>24507964 I rumbled my rumble instead
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>>24508000 Somewhat.
Whatever's in your semen, it has some weird side effect that makes her drunk.. or high. All you really know for sure is that it's very addictive and pleasant for ponies to drink and then goof around on.
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>>24508022 what a slutty horse
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>>24507952 i already have a hug bug in my pantry
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>>24507952 oh man
I would order some hugs
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>>24508092 that's how they get you
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>>24508099 >meme response >meme image meme!
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>>24508107 [muffled "meme" in the distance]
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>>24508130 [washing intensifies]
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The bird of Hermes is my name. Eating my wings to keep me tame.
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>>24507468 They're gonna.
Lowering your expectations makes it even better. >>24507487 >Inquistion Trixie Loyalist dog, your god is a corpse on a chair.
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can someone screencap that thing with twilight from the last thread
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>>24508232 Does it involve Twilights big, floppy flappers?
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>clickety clacketying intensifies https://derpibooru.org/962075 Anonymous
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>>24508251 No you fuck off
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>>24508261 that's just weird
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>>24507468 >PUMPING >A >BREAK ACTION >WEAPON Anonymous
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>>24508251 Pleeeeeease fuck off?
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ponies are very aggressive
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>>24508297 >BREAKING >A >PUMP ACTION >WEAPON Anonymous
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>>24508203 Releasing control restrictions to level 0
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How do i fucking upload shit on my phone?>Plez tel ma
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>>24508317 WHOOP WHOOP ANTHRO ALERT ANTHRO ALERT!
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>>24508338 >racist peace of shit Anonymous
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>>24508356 You release those pony women right now, sir
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Luna will be my mother and I'll prove you all wrong!
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>>24508422 Suck the ropes loose, then maybe
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>>24508430 Look at the fuckin eyebrows.
Holy shit.
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>>24508306 how does one be aggressively naked
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WE'VE FOUGHT MAGIC MORE THAN ONCE
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>>24508476 You be naked. Aggressively.
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>>24508496 I'm more concerned with the creatures behind him. Look at their fucking necks.
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Colt wants to take filly out on a date.
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>>24508530 He can have Nyx.
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Filly, on the edge of the crater, is getting impatient. Standing here, she realizes that Anon's two hours late.
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my litle pony promotes the stupidity and depravity the recent episode is a another filler
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>>24508293 >Sonata dusk no thanks
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In the beginning you go crazy. Boopin all the ponies ya got.
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>>24508637 She should wash away the anger
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>>24508644 TftM promotes stupidity and unhealthy reactions to solvable issues
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>>24508767 I think she honestly just needs to realize that it just has to be this way. Not even a warm and soothing shower would touch this.
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>>24508708 >hey that artist draws pretty decent pones. >I wonder what else they've dra... https://derpiboo.ru/815136 Anonymous
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>>24508807 >two artist tags >diaper edit Anonymous
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>>24508807 Applejack told me everything I needed to know
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>>24508829 Oh okay, so it's this person here who goes around editing diapers onto everyone else's artwork:
https://derpiboo.ru/tags/artist-colon-lphooves Jesus Christ.
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>>24508868 I'm surprised you don't like it
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>>24508868 Fetish is a powerful motivator.
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>>24508878 Poop should go straight from the butthole to the toilet bowl.
Also fuck I just realised some of these people probably crap into adult diapers and jack off while sitting in their own shit.
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>>24508913 There is a person here that pours oatmeal and apple sauce into their diapers.
xieril !xenORNGPBM
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lets discuss everything that is stupid about this pic
https://derpiboo.ru/969410 Anonymous
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>>24508913 >tfw i have done this its one of those things you instantly regret but then do again eventually
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>>24509044 >everything that is stupid about this pic the stallion the rest is fine
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>>24509029 AND THEN SHE DIED, ALONE AND AFRAID, SECURE IN THE KNOWLEDGE THAT NOBODY LIKED HER
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>>24509044 >Filtered tags: impossibly large penis ok, done
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>>24509042 I'd sque her apple
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>>24509072 IS THAT A PENIS?!
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>weekend is nearly dead I need horses cute horses to help me mourn its passing
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>>24509072 that pony's got style
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>>24509109 I'm a useless NEET with no skills in life, every day is a weekend on this eternal vacation, I bought the "inner pity and languishing" package before I left 4 years ago, and I haven't looked back since.
You should quit that fancy job of yours and settle with welfare and living in a projects like I do, if you hate the work week.
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>>24509109 JUST THINK
IT'S ANOTHER WONDERFUL WEEK TO LOOK FORWARD TO!
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>>24509159 vacation implies a change of scenery
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
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FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
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>>24509187 Thank you anonymous
That IS fairly cute horse
Looks like I am going to have to roll out the heavy artillery
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Pony hard, motherfucker.
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>>24509245 That's a really cute l'il pony.
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
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>>24509268 it's bon bon bon bon
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>>24509173 >A vacation or holiday is a leave of absence from a regular occupation, or a specific trip or journey, usually for the purpose of recreation or tourism. My leave of absence is from responsibilities and reality, my journey is through the everlasting and ever expanding miasma of the internet.
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>>24509274 THE BONNEST BON
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>>24509278 I forgot I made that post
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>>24509245 Please keep your name on, I have you filtered.
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>>24509331 it looks more like she's saying OOT
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What would you do to go to Equestria?
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>>24509352 I'd sleep with Applejack
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>>24509113 She's a very fashionable pony
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>>24509352 Blow like 1000 IRL horse cocks.
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I'M GOING TO TOUCH BONBON'S FAT MARE TEATS
xieril !xenORNGPBM
>pegasi can leave smoke trails behind them while they fly (dunno if it's just a wonderbolt thing) >you go out to do some errands >you look up to the sky and to your surprise you see something written there >it's a message reminding you about something you should grab from the grocery store/market
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Reminder that Scootaloo will never fly and the sooner she accepts that the sooner she'll get her state mandated career.
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>>24509379 god damn pegasi
abusing the airways
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
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Reminder that Sweetie Belle will never be a designer like her sister and the sooner she accepts that the sooner she'll get her state mandated career
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>>24509352 Make sure I don't have any loose ends over here, then sever ties with just about everything. It's not like I'd be coming back.
I'd probably bring my computer/laptop to see if I could make those work, though. Anonymous
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Reminder that 5 out of 6 main characters are never a cunt.
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>>24509352 Go to Zecora's hut and beg for a diamond dog transformation potion.
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Reminder that Applebloom will probably get something apple related to work on the farm so frankly I have no idea what's holding her back. Probably the other two.
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>>24509397 well
it's not like earth pones or unicorns can use them anyway, unless they've got a hot air balloon or something, so it's not that big of a deal
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>>24509419 ANON THAT'S LEWD
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>>24509437 Pegasus architecture just plain baffles me.
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>>24509461 clouds and magic and shit
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>>24509429 Where's the forearm sized dick?
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>>24509448 Are we lewd now
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How do pegasi have furniture? Why can it stay on clouds while ponies can't?
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>>24509482 Jesus fuck Dash's house is massive.
>>24509503 Seems like a good idea
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>>24509429 she's adorable holy shit
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>>24509461 >Rainbows are spicy >have a rainbow fountain coming out of your house xieril !xenORNGPBM
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>>24509461 I think it's pretty cool
got some roman stuff mixed with almost nouveau-like elements
plus they're freaking clouds so it gets some free extra points because of that
>>24509482 I forget how loaded she is
look at those fancy lights and statues, damn
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>>24509516 she definitely has the least modest house of the main six
I've always liked the head canon that her parents are loaded but she doesn't like to talk about it
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>>24509586 how do they sneak up so well?
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I wonder what fluttershys family is like.
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>>24509656 we're seeing her brother this season right?
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>>24509678 I hope he's cute.
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>>24509687 he's going to be just like Fluttershy
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>>24509678 We are? when did this happen?
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>>24509695 pony, obviously
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>>24509704 Their parents had to have at least one good kid, right?
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>>24509706 I think it was mentioned at a con a few months ago
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>>24509678 What are the odds he's actually a great guy who loves his sister and not yet another source of bullying?
>>24509706 A sourceless claim before the hiatus.
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I want someone to draw Anon spiking another Anon's drink with a TF potion and after he turns into a mare the other Anon comes in with a collar
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>>24509695 The blue one.
With the glasses.
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>>24509721 I spy a marevag
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>>24509753 that's just the clear strap on the body condom securely fastened underneath her
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>>24509732 You mean best Shadowbolt?
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>>24509759 Can this be my girlfriend? Anonymous
Filly wonders why do you have so few photos of yourself.
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>>24509727 Oh I thought that there was more substance to the rumor than that.
But if it is true, I really really hope he's not a bully just for the sake of a bullying episode.
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>>24509774 How did filly get in? Why is she going through my computer? Thank fuck she's only in the dummy folders.
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>>24509777 You know what? I looked into it.
I'm wrong. It was mentioned at SDCC:
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2015/07/sdcc-pony-panel-major-news-points.html So there IS a source on that.
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Anon you have to have sex with a real horse before you can go to Equestria. And I'm not talking about jerking it off. There has to be penetration.
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>>24509823 What if it kills me in the process?
Because it's probably going to kill me in the process.
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>>24509823 What's the downside to this?
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>>24509800 Filly is Windows.
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>>24509836 Penetrate a mare instead.
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>>24509843 It's kind of awkward I didn't think of this first.
It still might kill me. I should romance it first.
What do horses like?
They like apples, right?
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>>24509381 Sorry Faust. You got retconned
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>>24509839 I should get a filly that respects my freedoms, then.
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>>24509839 Mount filly's filesystem with linux and change all her filenames to use characters that are invalid in Windows.
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>>24510000 I make Stallion wear the blue.
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>>24510000 >pic has blue ribbon unf Anonymous
That filly you like is wearing a yellow ribbon around you, waiting for you to notice.
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>>24510028 What a lewd filly.
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>>24510000 Moody Mare Roommate Anonymous
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>>24510036 I'm no monarchist but I'll happily worship any princess that can crush 7 burgers in one sitting.
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>>24510045 >she trots around at odd hours >sometimes she neighs really loudly in your ear Anonymous
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>>24510083 unf
>>24510084 what an adorable pony
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WHEN THE HELL IS THE NEW EPISODE This hiatus is KILLING ME.
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>>24510083 what is it with that guy and rape?
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>>24510039 >Red: Fisting What a stretchy little mare.
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>>24510097 Nigga likes rape.
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>>24510039 what is that list of
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>>24510084 That Pinkie has pretty eyes.
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>>24510097 If you could draw you would draw your fetishes too.
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>>24510111 what do you think
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>>24510111 probably handkerchiefs
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>>24510084 Why does Pinkie have fingers?
Is she going to finger herself?
Is she going to finger
me? Anonymous
>>24510131 She'd probably milk you while fingering you and giggle about it.
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>>24510122 I mean like when and what do you wear these different colors? Or am I meant to assume that if I ever see a woman wearing a brown jacket she is into scat.
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>>24510143 pigeons are annoying
I would shoo away pigeon pone
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>>24510143 you keep posting pictures of that pony but you still have yet to draw her
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>>24510152 Is something the matter with fillies, Bongbong?
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>>24510143 Well, good, because I just finished them.
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Every time you fap a little filly loses her third eye shine.
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>>24510150 anon she's very friendly
also you can cuddle her! can you cuddle a tiny little pigeon? Of course not. That's why she's better than actual pigeons
>>24510153 I plan to draw her
I'm just busy with other stuff right now
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>>24510187 this has literally nothing to do with ponies
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>>24510194 What if he's talking about ponies on the computer? Huh? Did you think about that?
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>>24510187 Who in the world doesn't have at least an air conditioner?
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>>24510194 Neither does your post, faggot
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Aw ye. Mother Fucking Ponies
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>>24510231 >Her eyes widen as you address her >She doesn't speak >Just keeps staring, smiling Anonymous
>>24510237 Please don't fuck the ponies' mothers.
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>>24510217 A lot of Japanese houses don't have central air with vents. They'll rely on air conditioning units above windows or standing fans with timers.
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>>24510249 You are not the boss of me.
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>>24510249 But what if she is my wife and I am their father?
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>>24510262 That kid lives in San Fran fucking cisco
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Filly wants to know what Async Compute is.
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>>24510280 In that case he probably lives in a cupboard and pays $2000 a month
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>>24510280 >>24510288 And is also probably into NTR.
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>>24510217 >American southwest >no air conditioner >just 8-10 giant box fans Anonymous
Mute pony is just happy you're talking to her.
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>>24510313 >Mute pony So does that mean she can't say no?
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>>24510324 Technically, but she can make high pitched and panicked noises.
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>>24510324 No, she's just quiet but can express with other methods.
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>>24510308 >100f outside. >State issued drought. >Set AC to 65. >Water lawn every day. >Tell the water people they can fuck themselves and have fun trying to turn off the water, because this is America and trespassing will get you shot. Anonymous
>>24510333 This isn't what it looks like. She's not panicking, she's just excited. She's really anxious to get home if you know what I mean, isn't that right honey?
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>>24510358 Pony has run away, she manages to find some guards and you're arrested.
Try again y/n?
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>>24510324 She can still kick you in the balls and run away.
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>>24510377 >>24510333 I hate when it autosaves a shitty situation
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>>24510382 >She can still kick you in the balls unf
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Please do not rape the ponies
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>>24510410 I would love to suggle under a blanket with her
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>>24510382 Jokes on her, I like it when she plays hard to get.
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>>24510455 oh god, don't suggle her
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>>24510410 >>24510455 Who's the comfiest pony?
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>>24510476 Fluttershy can be pretty comfy
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>>24510476 >>24510490 Then who is uncomfy?
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>>24510480 aaaAAAW HERE IT GOES!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>24510504 Harshwinny is the least comfiest pony.
Anonymous
>>24510349 >wasting water on your lawn Anonymous
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>>24510476 The one that you love
Anonymous
>>24510504 Are there any uncomfy pones? There can be least comfy but are any actually truly uncomfy?
Anonymous
>>24510550 What's that Twilight?
You want me to shovel cocks into your mouth?
Well allrighty then!
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>24510554 >being poor and letting your home look like shit I tell ya hwat
Anonymous
>>24510566 luna is pretty uncomfy to snuggle.
massive sharp horn
huge bony wings
tiny butt with no cushion
she wears her metal shoes always even to bed
Anonymous
Mature mares with experience or young innocent fillies?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>24510570 >>24510581 She'd love for you to fuck her mouth like it's the last pussy on earth but what she'd really like is for you to
power drive her plump purple ponut Anonymous
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>>24510603 >it's not that bad! Anonymous
Anonymous
>>24510614 Mature mares WITH young, inexperienced fillies.
Anonymous
>>24510614 mature fillies with experience
Anonymous
>>24510626 Anon that wasn't a choice!
Anonymous
>>24510614 Mature, experienced mares age regressed into fillies.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>24510636 it's never a choice
why is it never a choice
Anonymous
>>24510635 >>24510648 Wouldn't that just be the best thing?
Anonymous
>>24510587 >using excess water in a drought. Anonymous
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The fillies have arrived.
Anonymous
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>>24510603 That is completely wrong. Except for the shoe part I guess
Anonymous
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>>24510666 MAKE IT HAPPEN SATAN PLEASE
Anonymous
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>>24510635 >>24510634 >>24510666 You're under arrest for underage filly-andering
Anonymous
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>>24510666 not as good as big cuddles with freshly enlarged giantess fillies
Anonymous
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>>24510614 Option 3: Futa mares with hair triggers
Anonymous
>>24510665 Because little horsies know not to acknowledge filthy homogay degenerates
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>24510699 >filthy homogay degenerates You're just jealous that we're having WAAAY more fun than you.
Anonymous
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are zebras forced to use different stalls and learn in different schools?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>24510750 Admittedly, I used to be.
But I've heard the stories. You've got that whole fetish of passing on STDs to unknowing victims thing. Degeneracy.
Anonymous
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>>24510774 that's not a "homosexual" thing
that's a "people are fucked up" thing
Anonymous
>>24510750 Doesn't fisting imply a fist?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>24510787 You mean this fist?
This one right here?
This stanky fisting-fist?
Anonymous
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>>24510750 >"...Are you sure about this hun?" >"Yeah, sure just go for it." >"...I don't want to hurt you thought." >"Oh don't give me that, it's fisting. Of coarse it will hurt! In the good way at least" >"Well I know it would, but what if my hooves are too bi-" >"Cadence, just do it already. You wanted this after all!" >"...Well when you put it like that, okay." Anonymous
>>24510762 >>24510768 >>24510790 Holy shit does that mean we've been hanging around 40 year old hags for the past 5 seasons?
Anonymous
>>24510816 No, because ponies live way longer than humans
Anonymous
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>>24510727 Damnit Night Glider I just fixed that!
Anonymous
>>24510727 I want to move to place with no pegasi
Anonymous
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>>24510668 >Drought. >The river is literally right there and they refuse to use it. Fuck em.
Anonymous
>>24510869 So... underground?
Anonymous
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>>24510819 If that were true, why is it legal to have sex with Scootaloo?
Anonymous
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Get pegasus pony really drunk. Pull all her feathers out while she's passed out. Use them to make a nice feather pillow. Put it under pegasususus' head.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>24510882 I'm going to go live with the Diamond Dogs.
Anonymous
>>24510896 She is just asking for a WPSHHin
Anonymous
Anonymous
Filly refuses to go to walkies with you. Her schoolmates will make fun of her if they find out she's a human pet now.
Anonymous
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>>24511000 I'll take whoever makes fun of her for walkies too
the walkies will be eternal
Anonymous
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>>24510953 >What do you mean theres nothing there? Anonymous
Anonymous
Would you call a smaller universe than our own a microverse or a miniverse?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>24511064 More like, butt-stab the pony, with your penis,,,,
Anonymous
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>>24511070 depends on what parts of it are small
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>24511070 Just a universe. Unless you mean their universe is contained in our own, then I'd say a microverse
Anonymous
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>>24511094 This nigga gets it
Anonymous
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punish the bad ponies
Anonymous
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How do I get the pony to gallop? I sat down on this one and all she does is look all petrified and afraid.
Anonymous
>>24511074 Reminder that MMC was made By Hacks, For Hacks
Anonymous
>>24511155 is "reminder that..." ever not followed by a shitpost?
Anonymous
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>>24511155 It seems like the writers just love tortured and sad little ponies
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>24511172 name one thing wrong or untrue about what was said
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>24511207 While "made by" is pretty ambiguous, MMC was written by Larson. He might be the best writer on the show.
Anonymous
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>>24511172 If we count your post as the shitpost, sure thing
Anonymous
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>>24511193 Pony is a fuckup.
Anonymous
>>24511226 Even Larson hates the episode, and it's a cop-out to sell toys
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>24511239 but it's still "untrue" to say that he is a hack, he was an integral part of the making of the episode
>>24511248 what is happening right now
Anonymous
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>>24511193 Give pone a kiss on the forehead and reassure her everything is fine.
Anonymous
>>24511253 It was a hackjob episode, and if you can't see that then you might be a hack. Ergo; By Hacks, For Hacks
Anonymous
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>>24511193 Sometimes we all fuck up.
Good on pony for burning it to hide the evidence though.
Anonymous
>>24511284 You know what, you're 100% right.
I don't know what I was thinking.
I guess your job here is done.
Anonymous
>>24511239 the only "hacks" are the comic writers
they literally don't give a shit about the subject mater
Anonymous
>>24511312 Throwing together whatever just to push the Princess Twilight Sparkle agenda and sell toys is a huge blaspheme to the subject matter regardless
Anonymous
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>>24511312 You're right about the comic though
>>24511304 Don't worry about it anon
Anonymous
>>24511339 don't try and blame hack writer for shitty characters on the show like when Dash was a cunt and sabotaged the weather for the whole episode
Anonymous
stop being so negative anons, you're bumming out your date
Anonymous
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>>24511364 That episode was a hackjob. I don't think Rainbow Dash would ever do something like that and it was very OOC
Anonymous
>>24511379 She's not my date. I don't even know her. Stop lying to me.
Anonymous
>>24511312 >the only "hacks" are the comic writers I love how they bullshitted up some prototype-magic-mirror, which Celestia used to visit her boyfriend in another dimension (a reverse-Sombra who was actually good).
What the fuck.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>24511416 That shit ain't canon. They ruin Celestia and Luna every chance they get
Anonymous
>>24511413 >>24511418 Wow rude, you're the one who asked her out and everything. At least show her a good time
Anonymous
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>>24511460 >implying I ask anyone out Anonymous
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>>24511460 Goddamn pony stop smiling like that. Are you trying to kill me?
Anonymous
>>24511416 See, this makes no sense from beginning to end. Bizarro Sombra absorbs the "evil" of Bizarro Luna and Bizarro Celestia and becomes a fanged, growling, rabid beast, despite the two evil princesses being cartoonishly, smirking lel villeinz all along.
Anonymous
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>>24511553 i try not to analyze it too much.
it was bad from every angle
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>24511379 >>24511460 Is pony really okay with just ordering a donut? I don't want pony to feel like she needs to be choosy on my expense
Anonymous
>>24511627 it's a horse donut, they're very nutritious
apparently 4chan thinks donut is not a word
Anonymous
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>>24511553 Even the show's definition of "good" and "evil" are loose as shit, so of course the comic would fuck that up
Anonymous
>>24511640 it's doughnut sometimes, and isn't that your browser? Unless they told you "donut" is spam
Anonymous
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>>24511553 Bizzaro luna a qt
Anonymous
>>24511640 Because it probably goes by the retarded way of spelling it doughnut, which it does.
I'm gonna blame the UK on this again. Fuck you, Europe
Anonymous
>>24511662 beats me
I donut know how the 4chan spell check works
Anonymous
>>24511605 Unicorn wizards: No sense of right and wrong.
Anonymous
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>>24511679 fuck you discord this is why no one likes you
Anonymous
>>24511700 >There's probably much better wizards over there >With bigger hats and larger beards! fucking bullshit
Anonymous
>>24511669 I was reminded of this for some stupid reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6BaujmeF_4 >>24511700 That comic bothered me a whole lot.
All the other fiendship comics did some exploration of the villains in reasonably interesting ways. I rather liked them
The siren comic was literally just what we were already told in the movie
Anonymous
>>24506416 >breaks the sound barrier to save their sorry asses >"Thanks" >helps save the world >aces their shitty academy And nothing. They were happy to use her illegally to win that contest though
Anonymous
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>>24511155 that's always really nice to go through
Anonymous
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>>24511726 >Magical creatures start fucking shit up in Equestria. >Send them thru the magic mirror for someone else to have to deal with! If only we could have done the same to Hitler.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>24511748 Just like every higher learning institution.
Anonymous
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>>24511734 damn I loved that game
my brother has a PS4 and has been bored so I just bought it for him right now
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>24511833 oh man i can't believe how asleep i am right now
Anonymous
>>24511833 yes sweetie. what is it?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>24511833 GO AWAY I'M MASTURBATING
Anonymous
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>>24511865 something something secrets
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>24511881 Someone say mass debate?
Anonymous
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>>24511833 Oh shit what am I doing in a little filly's room.
Anonymous
>>24511857 >I just thought >maybe if you wanted >I mean if it's okay >we could like >try and get my cutie mark Anonymous
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>>24511833 did you get into the mountain dew
Anonymous
>>24511898 Evil Twilight go home
Anonymous
>>24511906 Well, I guess it's worth a shot. What'd you have in mind?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>24511906 >that same night Anonymous
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>>24511918 But she's already mass debated everything at home.
Now she's coming to mass debate you!
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>24511973 Knock yourself out.
Anonymous
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>>24511969 >instant life bond Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>24511906 go to sleep
maybe you'll get a sleeping cutie mark
Anonymous
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
I want to make a pony out of this pony.
Anonymous
Sweetie Belle fell asleep, don't worry
Anonymous
>>24512085 How could you make a pony out of her?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Cuddle the little marshmallow.
Anonymous
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>>24512085 what isn't ponied
should stay unponied
haven't you read the monkey's paw?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>24512110 tactically throw a blanket over them
then dutch oven them
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
>>24512117 By ponying her.
Anonymous
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>>24512129 I'll cuddle her insides with my dick
Anonymous
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Quest objectives:Don't break the filly's heart.
Anonymous
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
Anonymous
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>>24512120 what have you done to that song Anonymous
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>>24512117 APPLEJACKS!
ASSEMBLE!
Anonymous
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>>24512155 calm the fuck down anon jesus christ
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>24511833 Is that heart coming from your head or the other end?
Anonymous
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>>24512199 she's just a filly man
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
>>24512193 As long as pony accepts and it's consensual ponying.
Anonymous
Pony is speaking in Heart again.
Anonymous
>>24512226 for fucks sake pony, I've told you a hundred times that I don't speak hearts
Anonymous
>>24512219 AJ, you look tired!
Anonymous
applejack psh more like crapplesack
Anonymous
>>24512226 This is a good sign.
If your ponies regularly speak to you in hearts, or stare at you with heart eyes, this generally means they wish to breed with you.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>24512243 tell me you wouldn't hit this like a morning plow
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
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>>24512238 That's what happens when you're the hard workingest pony around.
Anonymous
>>24512271 no but i'd hit her with a stern get out of my house
Anonymous
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>>24512260 do they realize I can't get them pregnant?
Anonymous
>>24512286 and into my bed
Anonymous
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>>24512286 you are no longer welcome on the apple farm
Anonymous
>>24512243 >wuh? >What's so funny about cousin Crapplesack? >Something wrong with being named after a sack full of Crapples? Anonymous
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>>24512307 what's a crapple
Anonymous
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>>24512301 why is your bed outside
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>24512260 What a cute silly mare.
Anonymous
Would you lotion her crotch? don't want her to get burned
Anonymous
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>>24508088 >>24508100 i really want to play this game
Anonymous
>>24512361 who even are they?
Anonymous
>>24512386 looks like a cutesy version of Flutterdash
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
>>24512378 Unicorns can lotion their own crotch.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>24512417 I want to hold those sun buns
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>24512417 but princesses apparently can't
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>24512440 can you turn into Fluttershy?
Anonymous
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
>>24512438 Those are some hefty sun buns. I'm not sure you could handle them.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>24512470 That's a pretty good indicator.
Anonymous
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>>24512458 don't worry, the bikini will protect my hands from the heat of her buns
Anonymous
D O N O T F U C K T H E H O R S E S$350 fine
Anonymous
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>derpibooru mods advocating age of consent being 13
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>24512458 Eh, seems manageable.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>24512458 >Tie it into several square knots. Anonymous
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>>24512470 looking like something ross drew is a good start
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>24512440 My pet dog who died when I was 14
Please bring him back miss witch horse lady
Anonymous
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>>24512538 Wow anon that's really romantic
Anonymous
>>24512440 can I just fuck you as you are right now?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>24512563 why would you wanna fuck a gross, crunchy bug?
Anonymous
>>24512563 What if changelings are too insecure to fuck in their regular form?
What if they'll only agree to do it if the lights are off?
Anonymous
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>>24512570 FUCK YOU MOONDANCER YOUR EPISODE WASN'T EVEN THAT GOOD
Anonymous
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>>24512580 Then fuck that turn into octavia
Anonymous
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>>24512538 MONKEY'S PAW
FIRST TEX NOW YOU?
Anonymous
>>24512417 Probably gonna need more than just one bottle, too.
Anonymous
>>24512592 if you need 3 bottles of lotion to go outside maybe you shouldn't go outside
Anonymous
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>>24512580 agree to fuck them with the lights off
but install lights that allow you to adjust the dimness so it gets slightly brighter as you're fucking
see how long it takes them to notice
Anonymous
>>24512607 It would help if she would stop trying to use those stupid sample bottles and actually BUY REGULAR SIZED
Anonymous
ponies that fit in the palm of your hand
Anonymous
>>24512623 Twilight would be fun to talk with
I want to invite her over to watch a dumb movie with me
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
Anonymous
>>24512630 That's my dream, Anon ;_;
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>24512642 I hope she wouldn't be the type to try an find faults in the movie we're watching and just enjoy it, but she probably would
Anonymous
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>>24512649 >filename the fucking uhhh brincess
Anonymous
>>24512625 ponies that don't
Anonymous
>>24512659 No no no, see, that's the best part. She might do that in the beginning, but you just need to lay the ground rules for her: Shut your trap until it's over, and then we can go on a 3 hour rant about exactly what they fucked up and what was amazing, and compile theories on what might have happened off screen.
That's not asking too much, is it?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>24512670 um no i would like it if my ponies did not have the potential to crush me
Anonymous
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>>24512470 If I'm going for fetish that's a good end point for pone
If I'm going for cuddles and romance then about half that. Mrs. Cake sized
Anonymous
>>24512700 That's a good idea. I hope she doesn't squirm too much during the movie.
I can see her just going crazy during something like Interstellar
Anonymous
>>24512723 just rub behind her ears. calms her right down.
Anonymous
>>24512705 That can be arranged.
Anonymous
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>>24512723 >implying you wouldn't purposely cuddle with her so she can squirm in your lap Anonymous
Anonymous
CELESTIA IS THE CENTERFOLD
Anonymous
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>>24512738 >BUT THE ENDING DIDN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE >WHY WOULD HE STEAL THE.. >ohhh...that feels good MightyShockwave !!yjydoTIW6PH
As someone who has never drawn a city before. Holy Holy HOLY HELL I have a newfound appreciation for the talent and effort people put into drawing cities. Ain't gonna do that again, no sir!
Anonymous
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>>24512704 That little bastard...
Anonymous
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>>24512754 HER BLOOD RUNS COLD??
Anonymous
>>24512739 ehhh still too big
although being the little spoon might be nice for once
Anonymous
>>24512760 You just drew a couple of brown boxes with smaller blue squares.
How is that a nuisance?
MightyShockwave !!yjydoTIW6PH
>>24512760 Fucking perspective man.
Vanishing points and all that shit.
Plus trying to ink straight lines is tougher than curved lines, by far!
Anonymous
>>24512769 Good news! This model's adjustable.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>24512793 The absolute perfect size.
But a little smaller wouldn't hurt either.
Anonymous
>>24512760 pretty neat tho
Anonymous
Anonymous
you seem very relaxing right now mlpg
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
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>>24512810 I like the little ponies.
MightyShockwave !!yjydoTIW6PH
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>24512813 no now i'm angry ahhhhhh fuck you ahhhh
Anonymous
>>24512809 Why are you posting that awful shit I drew last year?
Is this what you want? Does this make you happy?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>24512866 yeah that's right be sad i uh i hate you yeah
Anonymous
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>>24512879 I want to relax on that cloud with her
Anonymous
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>>24512809 >no feathers dropped
Anonymous
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>>24512810 I want it super bad.
Anonymous
help the ponies are keeping me awake
Anonymous
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>you will never get to feel soft pony fur resting on your skin during a snuggle session with your waifu, purposely setting the temperature a little lower than normal so you can be comfy in an embrace and share body heat and never want to let go
Anonymous
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
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>>24512947 You'll have to cuddle them to sleep.
Anonymous
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>>24512947 >tfw if you sleep the ponies will get you. Anonymous
>>24512857 I like drawings
I like your drawings Anonymous
Anonymous
>>24512975 Have one more "drawing" for the road then.
Anonymous
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>>24513021 so who's that sexy filly in the background with the big horn
Anonymous
i want to use pinkie's mane as storage for my stuff
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>24513030 >oh yeah? >like this? Anonymous
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>>24512962 hahaha
I want to chill with Melancholy.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>24513064 Why does she keep bullying ponelets?
Anonymous
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>>24513064 I don't care that you're the princess, get out of my house
Anonymous
>>24513048 first of all no nostrils and second of all uhhh i meant like for like an umbrella or loose change
Anonymous
>>24513048 That has nothing to do with storage, Pinkie.
Anonymous
>>24513069 Why do they insist on being so short?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>24513092 pinkie why are you storing your saliva in the mouths of every pony?
Anonymous
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>>24513086 >stand next to princess >she's intimidated that you're taller than her >becomes unusually timid and submissive Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>24513086 >Princess ponies will never laugh at your size Anonymous
>>24513092 im starting to think you just wanted an excuse to post pictures of pinkie making out with other ponies
Anonymous
>>24513117 WHY DON'T YOU TRY BEING SHORT
Anonymous
>>24513123 that's not true
I have Pinkie doing other things too
Anonymous
>>24513064 I want her to trample my dick like mufasa
Anonymous
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>>24513127 Why don't you STEP IT UP.
Anonymous
>>24513134 What else does pink horse do?
Anonymous
>>24513135 DON'T SAY THAT NAME
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>24513181 what
what do you want purple horse
Anonymous
I hear Celestia uses magic boosts to make herself look taller than she really is.
Anonymous
>>24513189 Celestia is a giant magic alicorn who controls the sun
She can do whatever the fuck she wants
Anonymous
>>24513184 she looks like she wants some bellyrubs
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>24513199 YOUR HIGHNESS NO
DON'T POSE FOR THE CAMERAS
Anonymous
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MOTHER TELL YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO WALK MY WAY
Anonymous
>>24513209 I'm not some belly rubbing machine
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>24513224 Princess Twilight Sparkle gets her belly rubs either voluntarily or with force.
Anonymous
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>>24513255 on an adventure!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I hope the next thread is about Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy and the Wonderbolts and Fun and Princesses and Diamond Dogs and Celestia and Rarity but just her boutique, and Applejack, and Apple Bloom and their farm and Pinkie Pie Pinkie Pie!
Anonymous
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Yo where's da nu hoss?
Anonymous
>>24513269 Equestria is not a democracy.
It is an oligarchy ruled by nigh-immortal princesses.
Your rights end where they say they do.
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
>>24513301 You aren't even safe in your sleep.
Anonymous
>>24513309 but where's the Applejack in a bridle
Anonymous
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>>24513309 And Unicorns can just teleport through walls. So you're pretty well fucked even if you barricade yourself in a bunker with a years supply of amphetamines.
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
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>>24513326 Maybe once I'm finished with the other picture I'm stuck on.
Anonymous
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>>24513309 You're really not.
If you're fantasizing too much about overthrowing the throne you'll probably wake up in the dungeon for questioning.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>24513367 Fuck you, my thread is older!
Anonymous
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>>24513378 >Multiple people doing one job with zero coordination Anonymous
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>>24513383 yeah but mine has character
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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>>24513411 you win, just buy me a bottle of champony and we'll still be friends
isaac !!3gam3heWjui
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Well, it looks like you guys sorted it out.
>>24513357 >>24513357 >>24513357 is the one that survived!
Anonymous
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WHY ME WEENIE SO HARD