Alright everyone, OP is back. So since you already assume I'm a faggot who did not deliver, let me assure you that I most certainly did.
>>>/trash/682856>"But, OP, what took so fucking long you fucking faggot?"WELL HAVE I GOT A STORY TO TELL YOU! So there I am with my new makeshift fucktoy, plowing away in spite of the gods and Lauren Faust... when my fucking roommate comes waltzing in my room drunk as fuck. Now, mind you, time sort of stopped and we exchanged what can best be described as awkward glances for several long moments before he finally realized what it was I was doing.
Then he decided through peals of laughter that he would inform the entire neighborhood of my horsefuckery. So, rather than explain to you how my last hour or so has been, I'll just leave you with merry Hearthswarming tidings. Enjoy the holiday, horsefuckers. I'm... I'm just gonna go now.