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“Hang on, hang on, it gets even better!”
>Gesturing wildly with your egg sandwich-the closest you can consistently get to human food-you continue your story.“So, she’s scrabbling against the wall, and I’m slowly approaching her, doing the big hulking monster thing, and she looks back, and says, ‘Wait! If I give you what you want, will you let me go?’ and then she lifts her tail!”
>Across the dinner table, Nightmare spears a portion of her salad with a levitating fork, a smile dancing on her lips.>”The mud pony believed her disgusting nethers could tempt Our champion? We presume you paid the insult back in kind.”>You hastily swallow the half-chewed bite you’ve taken.“Even better! I made her think I was going for it! I said something like ‘good girl,’ grab her by her tail, and fumble with my belt a bit.”
>You pantomime the motions in the air in front of you.“I give her a moment for the shame of what she’s doing to fully hit her, then I yank her down by that tail and slap the cuffs on her!”
>The Empress of Equestria giggles away, her worries of the ‘day’ forgotten.>Right now, there’s no rebellion, no looming crop failure, no potential apocalypse if you can’t find Tirek before he gets the magic eating thing going...>Just the strangest couple in Equestria, enjoying a nice meal together.>...Yea.>Helping her beat Twilight and company was the right choice.>Her mirth vanishes at once, seemingly randomly.>A normal Nightmare mood swing.>”We wonder, Brute, if you would still retain your loyalty to us were it a human mare tempting you, rather than a pony.”>...What?>Alright, you can see why the ‘other mares tempting you’ story could make her get all insecure, but...is she really worrying about impossible scenarios?“Nightmare, there’s only room in my heart for one mare, woman, female, of ANY species, it doesn’t matter. And the being there is you.”
