612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g Friends Forever #30 (Twilight and Cadance) is due out this Wednesday; digital copy should be out in around 20 hours!
Pinkie Pie is a kind of pony that can find excitement for all hours and activities of a day, whether work, play, or even rest. That irrepressible energy can be directed anywhere! When it comes to dreams, though, it seems like she's happy enough where she is already and can just indulge in more of her favorites from the waking world until the dawn, and then she's raring for another good morning! If there's anything more to it, well, Luna probably knows for sure.
>>27750470 Previous thread.
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isaac !!3gam3heWjui
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>>27756904 what a cute lil family
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>>27756921 do sisters sometimes makeout?
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>>27756936 Only for practice.
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lemon
>>27756913 Painthorse is too cute to lewd eventhough I liked too plus I dont have permission to do that yet. Anyway have this sweetie belle being combed by dog.
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>>27756961 you draw cute fillies
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>>27756943 Could she win a beauty contest?
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>>27756956 >That angle. >They are mushing their noses and are probably going to bump teeth. They need more practice!
lemon
>>27756973 >not doing your best to draw fillies cute. Thats a crime.
>>27756981 W.. with sweets? Anonymous
>>27756996 you can really fill them with whatever you like
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>>27756996 With your very personal sweets
Anonymous
>pull up to random mare >pet her
lemon
>>27757004 >>27757000 Filly should learn that one's very personal sweet is for the one who owns it. Filly must be close to you if she wants some.
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>>27757006 Illegal petting!
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>>27757018 Filly wants to be very close to you, though !
lemon
>>27757039 If that is the case then perhaps filling them with my very personal sweets is a good idea after all.
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>>27757055 in the mouth right
lemon
>>27757064 Duh, where else?
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lemon
>>27757077 >wanting to draw anon filly >always forgot too. I really should draw hi.. I mean her one day.
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>>27757088 he prefers to be called filly
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>>27757091 Filly it is.
Also that tent is cutie,
Anonymous
>>27757091 >>27757091 What is anon filly even doing?
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Someone just post lewd already
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>>27757125 Anon filly lewd when?
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>>27757123 what else would you do as a filly alone at night?
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>>27757148 what a worthless colt
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>>27757157 >Sent your friend into a downhill spiral to destroying the world. >Only special talent you have is...picking up books. Anonymous
>>27756961 you draw the most fuckable fillies
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>>27756961 Who needs permission when you can just do it against her will and sick your fans on her later.
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>>27756961 draw nyx fillies
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>>27757036 gifs that don't loop are underrated nowadays.
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>>27757157 I'll destroy you
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>>27757216 he could have been a great wizard
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I hope the back half of S6 has more Glimmy
lemon
>>27757176 Do I? I am just trying to draw cute one's.
Perhaps its the filly hips. >>27757189 >sick your fans on her later? I dont understand.
>>27757192 What is with Nyx?
Also perhaps I might draw anon filly first.
>>27757277 Very cute these two.
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>>27757298 I can't imagine it won't.
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>>27757298 I hope it has more Glimmy and Sunny
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>>27757314 Oh sorry, I forgot you have no fans or friends here.
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>>27757314 A guy who likes to meme her, I think
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>>27757298 I really hope so!
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>>27757331 >Oh sorry >no senpaitachi or friends Dont be sorry senpai. I have pony.
>>27757348 Nyx kind of reminds me of Snowdrop. Both popular OC fillies
and kind of cutie. Anonymous
BOSS HEALTH
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Anonymous
>>27757373 >you grip your sword tightly and charge the dragon >moving much faster than you were prepared for, she raises a claw and flicks your weapon from your hands >you swear you see her holding back a giggle BOSS HEALTH
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>>27757397 compliment her good sunly looks
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>>27757397 Attempt to seduce.
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>Be working as a cashier today. >Mom comes up with one item and tosses me two more things she walked across the store with but changed her mind. >Two items, but she keeps trowing loose clothing with the packaging. >Its a pack of children's pony panties her kid ripped into and scattered all over. >Cram it to the side and finish her transaction. >Begin stuffing mlp child panties into this bag, probably looking at the patterns a little long. >Feel eyes on me. >Mid stuff I look and there is another group of customers looking at me. >Slowly stuff the last pair in the bag.
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>>27757407 >disarmed, you ask her if anyone's told her how positively radiant she looks today >taken aback by the sudden compliment, she blanks for a moment >>27757414 >"hey babe, what's a cute girl like you doing in a place like this?~" >despite the blatant transparency of your flirting, you see her cheek scales grow rosy >>27757419 >before she can reject you, (or burn you into oblivion) you wrap your arms around one of her massive claws, your hands barely reaching on the other side BOSS HEALTH
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BOSS ROMANCE
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>>27757440 Smooch the dragonhorse
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>>27757440 Aww yeah.
Slay the beast with romance.
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>>27757440 compliment her horns
dragon bitches love when you compliment their horns
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>>27757467 Just don't try to make a handlebar joke.
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>>27757487 that filly is mean though
Anonymous
>>27757490 No she isn't, her warranties expired and she became good.
Anonymous
>>27757494 I can't just kiss a filly though, there's lots of paperwork
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>>27757490 But filly kisses the filly.
So she must be good.
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>>27757497 There is no paperwork in Eqvestria.
Unless you're a mayor or a purple nerd, that is.
lemon
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>>27756961 draw more dogs doing cute things with fillies
and colts
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>>27757517 *ride pony* >>27757520 Perhaps I'll draw anon filly for next, but no promises.
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>>27757504 Absolutely sinfull
lemon
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pony make my peepee hard
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empty the filly
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>>27757545 Stupid sexy silver spoon
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Which pony would you summon for jolly cooperation?
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>>27757572 I want to see more of her in the show, she is a very pretty filly.
MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY
MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY Tue 28 Jun 2016 10:56:34 No. 27757627 Report Quoted By:
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Filly said that stallions are an expandable gender.
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>>27757645 Tell fillie i'll expend her.
Anonymous
Princess Celestia: "Silly Anonymous, humans don't have souls or free will, only ponies do."
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>>27757685 Sounds good Celestia, now let me defeat you so I can take your soul and transpose it into a sweet new weapon.
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>>27757722 That pony is too little
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>>27757726 They are My LITTLE Ponies, after all.
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>>27757700 The Tau suck. Fuck the Tau.
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Filly doesn't want to eat her vegetables.
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I was searching for something
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>>27757753 No!
They are little ponies, anon!
LITTLE ponies!
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>>27757754 Offer filly a sausage.
Anonymous
>>27757754 Well I'm not gonna eat them, that's why I gave them to her.
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>>27757756 That takes me like 5 seconds considering how fucking bright it is, do you want a cookie for doing that
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>>27757762 Fillies are not trash cans.
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Is there ever a circumstance in which no hooves are better than hooves?
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>>27757862 when you want to pick something up
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>>27757865 I mean more attractive.
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>>27757862 I guess boob fans don't have too much fun with hooves.
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>>27757862 I like titties
Human titties, not retarded crotchboobs
Also human waists are really nice
But I can work with both, really
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>>27757866 when you want your girl to give you a handjob
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Filly was hit with an anthro spell.
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>>27757889 You were hit with a bad post spell
Nothing changed
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>>27757889 I still want the filly inside. So I command her to find a cure and never show her face again until she has.
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>>27757895 But she's still the same filly.
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>>27757902 No, she is not.
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>>27757911 Why not?
She has the same face, mane, and coat.
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>>27757862 Quad-amputation fetish.
>tfw you'll never develop a loving relationship with your fuckpillow. Anonymous
>>27757914 She is not a filly at all anymore and until she is again there is nothing to be discussed.
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>>27757922 Is it just because she doesn't have hooves?
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>>27757934 Yes. And any and all other parts of her that was affected.
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It's okay to rape fillies right?
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nothing wrong with that
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>>27757972 only if they consent
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>>27757954 Excuse you.
These are canon the best best friends.
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>>27757972 >rape Never.
LOVE the foal.
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The filly knows too much. Dispose of her.
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>>27757938 Everything else is the same. She just doesn't have hooves anymore.
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>>27757954 *friend smooch*
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>Starlight >Trixie >Chrysalis
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>>27758044 Get the fuck away from me with that shit taste
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>>27758044 where are her wings?
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>>27758044 >he says while posting inferior Twilight Anonymous
>>27758044 be gone bookworm!
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>>27758058 >baiting for (You)s I'm only responding because I pity you
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If I buy a plush of an OC would I look like a total idiot?
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>>27758075 Twilight IS cuter with wings.
Smoothback Twiliy is kinda lame
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>>27758070 oh great, now there's two of them.
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>>27758080 filly gets a time-out from the internet
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>>27758094 A plush of this horse.
I've always liked her.
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>>27758080 >using a known password That's not a hack, that's barely social engineering
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>>27758190 I'm not made of money, anon
I would also like a custom plush of wallflower Anonymous
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>>27758038 I would go swarming with Chrysalis.
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>>27758214 The OC is a girl the creator is male.
Stop being stupid on purpose.
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>>27758214 >eyelashes >female build Anonymous
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>>27758243 Not him, but I'd love a Renne plush
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>>27758243 I really wouldn't mind an Minituffs plush either Anonymous
>>27758226 Stop being stupid.
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I don't recognize any of these OCs
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>>27758267 >animation error Stop being stupid
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>>27758267 >I'm going to use an animation error to further my point You know he showed up with a colt build later, right?
Anonymous
Take your gay internet slapfight somewhere else
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>>27758270 I have a folder dedicated to nothing but OCs
I wish we did more stuff with Flora Anonymous
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>>27758289 I want to have a gay internet cock slapfight
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Exorcist filly
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>look around new porn on derpibooru >find this https://derpibooru.org/1185283?scope=scpe7fcc31f08db356c07ef742db8768d398eab06b53 Will he ever learn how to draw anything holy shit
that spine
that's not a pony it's a fucking snake
and those feet are stylized at best
three fucking toes and two dimensional
jesus christ everything about the anatomy of this picture is terrible
So how'ya been mlpg
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I wanna seduce dragonlestia
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>>27758367 >tag filtered: anthro Not even going to open.
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>>27758382 it's LMJ, you don't wanna open that shit
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>>27758367 >150 upvotes I hate derpibooru's userbase
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>>27758390 bronies are the worst
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>>27758402 >nipples Anon you know the rules.
No shithorse nipples allowed.
I'm sorry.
Anonymous
>>27758402 You were expecting something good to come out of the pony fandom post S3
You only have yourself to blame
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>>27758402 >boobs stay the same size after she lost 90% of her body mass Implants.
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>>27758415 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqQ1FtQKocM >unironically enjoying this remix what the hell is wrong with me
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>>27758411 Pretty sure nipples aren't inherently bannable
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>>27758446 THE TUFT FAGS HAVE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>27758419 is chrysalis all natural?
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>>27758456 >Madmax is long dead Anonymous
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>>27758461 Boy, I love generic anime drawings
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>>27758461 if you define natural as "moving all your vital organs to breasts in order to free up space for your oversized womb churning out thousands of eggs", then sure, she's natural 102%
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>>27758461 get that shit away from this place
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>>27758475 >moving all your vital organs to breasts in order to free up space for your oversized womb I read a manga like that once
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I've honestly become more partial to the WAAAAAAAH, which to me is a far more convincing response to the upper levels of pain like amputation, which honestly shouldn't even have any full diction. People go absolutely fucking insane when they lose limbs, and any reasonable headcanon will maintain that ponies experience at least as much sensitivity as humans.
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YOU GUYS SEEN THE LAST AT EPISODE
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
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>>27758558 "HOLY FUCK A TALKING HORSE!"
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>>27758558 >that magazine never noticed that before, oh my
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>"FUCK YO COUCH, BUY ANOTHER ONE, YOU RICH FILLY MOTHAFUCKA."
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>>27758580 Best Overwatch Girl
Fourth best Main 6 pone Anonymous
Anonymous
guys help, i have the same problem every night.
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>>27758612 Why dont you just
make love to both of them in order to tire them out?
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Anonymous
Which monstrosity has the better outfit?
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>>27758649 They're both shit
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>>27758659 You don't like Fluttershy's dress? What if the real Fluttershy wore something like it?
Anonymous
Still better than breezies.
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
>>27758667 >>27758649 Every eqg outfit needs to be put on the pony.
Anonymous
>>27758649 they should get naked
together
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>>27758667 It's actually the worse outfit of the two, it's way too complicated and overdesigned
Anonymous
>>27758580 Is Fluttershy a heal slut?
Anonymous
>>27758673 Fuck you the Breezies are fantastiq
Anonymous
>>27758677 They probably do that at some point. This is a book cover or something, right? Fluttershy sleeps naked and would insist Dash do the same so she feels less awkward.
I think.
>>27758674 So whe is Dash wearing a cute scarf, shorts and... whatever the hell she's wearing there. A sleeveless flowy thing.
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>>27758691 camp is such a confusing time in a young girls life
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>>27758683 Are the breezies Norwegian?
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>>27758697 His accent doesn't sound anything like that.
Anonymous
Has there been a Rarity and Twilight episode in the series yet?
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>>27758711 I don't think so
>a billion Pinkity episodes >not Raratwi episodes Kill me
Anonymous
Has there been a Rarity - Dash/Shy episode yet/
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>>27758717 What would you want to see out of an episode with just the two of them?
Anonymous
>>27758711 No, not really. The closest we got was the Spike one and there was fuck all interaction anyway.
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>>27758722 >Rarity - Dash Rarity investigates
>Rarity - Shy Green is not your colour
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>>27758724 Twilight freaking out over an interview or something and Rarity helping her
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>>27758722 Green isn't your Color was pretty focused on Rarity and Fluttershy with the obligatory season 1 required Twilight there.
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>>27758726 >fuck all interaction SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT
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What ifx Rarity episode
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>>27758731 That's close to the idea I had too. Probably would need to be in a field she has no idea how to really act in that Rarity has more relevant knowledge in than twilight would find in her books.
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>>27758717 I understand your pain.
At least I became friends with a >fanfiction author that writes a shitload of great Raritwi Anonymous
>>27758717 >wanting more twilicorn episodes ew
Anonymous
>>27758735 alright, you got me on that one.
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>>27758746 Any royal event or high society event. It could be with Rarity trying to train her and eventually just give up and be like one of those date episodes where someone tells the other person what to do trough a small earpiece.
Or you could do it the the way around, where Rarity needs some special spell or magic training for a new dress thing she wants to try out.
There's a lot of things you can do with them but nothing.
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>>27758763 Still being mad about Twilicorn is pretty sad
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>>27758750 Ponies should wear ALL the beanies.
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>>27758786 still holding on to damaged goods is pretty sad
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
>>27758796 But that would cover up their nice manes.
Anonymous
>>27758750 yo you can't just say that and not name the author
I wouldn't mind reading some light shipping material
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>>27758813 But they don't cover up all of it; you get to see the cute bangs and the hair hanging out of it. You don't get to see all of it though and that's part of the charm; less is more.
Look at this rainbowfag. Literally 2cool4me.
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
>>27758829 It also covers up their cute horsey ears and beanies aren't cute enough to make up the difference.
A net loss of cute.
Anonymous
>>27758817 Monochromatic.
Mono is like the only author that even writers this ship on a constant basis.
Also read The Shadow of a Doubt. That fic is goddamn incredible and is easily the best Raritwi fic out there
Anonymous
>>27758844 Cute horse ear bulges in beanies are insanely cute though
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>>27758847 Yeah.
Those stallions though. Biting their lips. Unf.
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>>27757986 that smug twilight is great
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>>27758845 Awesome, thanks. That's plenty of one-shots for me to read in the next couple weeks.
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Would twily visit this library?
https://youtu.be/AkUwgEXoabw TOO BAD, no women or children or ponies allowed.
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Filly is becoming a philistine and it's your fault.
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>>27758961 Pony is irregular
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>>27759031 if i had a library of rare magical books i wouldnt allow big fat smelly horses in there
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
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>>27759052 But they're little horses.
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>>27759081 If you want her to, sure.
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>>27759052 strong ponut musk has been proven to deteriorate the pages of books.
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>>27759086 Are you a pony?
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>>27759148 I want to be a filly.
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>>27759154 Do you have any idea how hard it was to explain to my parents that I am fillykin? I love fillies a lot because I want to be a filly NOT because I want to fuck a filly, I have to explain this daily.
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>>27759148 That's dumb, ponies don't exist, how could I be a pony if they don't exist?
Anonymous
>chromecast a youtube video at my dads house >"user horsepantylover has joined the group" displays across the screen
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>>27759228 >"H-haha-ha, it's a funny joke, isn't it?" Anonymous
>>27759242 fuck google, its such a hassle having to switch accounts for when i want to watch normie videos and another account if i want to watch horse mating or girl fart videos or videos of hot korean girls eating massive amounts of food.
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>>27759228 >not switching accounts beforehand Anonymous
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>>27759195 Lyra, you're drunk, go home.
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>>27759260 I want to take that mare out for
a salad Anonymous
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>>27759260 >google connects all of your shit so they can provide you with advertising that is relevant to your interests, for your benefit fuck this horse shit, i have NEVER seen any ads i thought were relevant and i still keep seeing goddamn advertising for vacuum cleaners ever since i looked up vacuums once 2 years ago for my grandma
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>27758535 scoot's face is great there
Anonymous
I wish my ponies would level up faster, I'm sick of grinding those dumb caves.
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>>27759338 you can buy a boost to lvl50 for only $35
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>>27759329 you think her face looks great there wait until you see it covered with my semen
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Shortstackazon Gigabusty Hyperglycemic Overproductive Motherly Raunchy Slutty Pure Incongruous Oppai Princess Sugar
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>>27759329 if you eat another ponys donut can you taste their magic aura?
Anonymous
>>27759329 YOUR face is great there
Anonymous
From now on, it's all booze and colt-hookers.
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>>27759392 >and colt-hookers. FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
Anonymous
>>27759471 What a cute horse
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>27759497 Royal Riff is pretty great
definitely cute tier
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Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
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>>27759591 >no apple nucleus Anonymous
>>27759514 SO DON'T YOU TRY TO FLEX AND TRY TO LOOK ALL MEAN
AYO CHECK IT THAT'S DEAD THAT'S IT
CAUSE ALL YOU PHONY ASS DRESS HORSES SHE'S GONNA BUST YOUR SHIT
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>>27759635 10/10 anon. I chuckled merrily.
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>nips drew r63 of his NEEThorse
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>>27758611 wait, so it was filly who lit the wild fire all along?
Anonymous
Fillies are like handguns.
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>>27759687 owned by many Americans?
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>>27759687 Keep them on hand?
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>>27759165 >tfw aromantic ponygender with demi-androsexual tendencies >my pronouns are pon, pone, poneself Anonymous
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>>27759260 Disable & delete your history if you're going to use it like that.
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>>27759766 Feels good man.
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>>27759789 Why is he so great
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Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
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>>27759687 Do you open or conceal carry your filly?
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TV was a mistake
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>27759987 What a lewd horse
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>27760003 she knows what she likes
Anonymous
>>27760014 It seems like starbutt and Raindrops are both checking out scrollbutt
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>>27760022 They find his proposal more than adequate
Anonymous
>>27760003 I like a pony with permanently wet inner thighs
Anonymous
Filly said that there's a sale on stallions w/ girly colours downtown. 50% off
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>>27760051 I'm gonna buy them all
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
Anonymous
>>27760063 WHY DON'T WE DO IT, IN THE RAIN
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>27760090 >wet stallions unf
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>>27760090 It would be a little disappointing if I got to Equestria and when it rained all the ponies just smelled like wet dog
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>>27760100 They smell like wet
candy .
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>>27760100 Its going to happen anon, horses are going to smell like wet horses
Look on the bright side, ponies are far better at drying themselves off so you won't have to suffer too long
or you will just get used to it
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
>>27760100 What if they're disappointed that you smell like wet human?
Anonymous
>>27760120 wet humans have a smell?
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
>>27760129 To ponies, maybe.
Anonymous
Stallions kissing stallions
Anonymous
>>27760137 This is good because I get the unkissed mares.
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>rule 63 Derpy
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>>27760176 I could get on board with the 2nd part of your post only for the comedic possibilities. If they ever fuck cities will crumble.
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>>27760090 >No cutiemark Lewd but sad
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>27760137 I will kiss stallion AND it will be stallion kissing stallion
this is the only correct outcome
Anonymous
What if colt wanted to filly?
Anonymous
>>27760136 >>27760129 Humans smell like shaving creme and pheromones to ponies, though fillies can only smell humans through interpretive dance.
They gain the ability to normally smell once they blink 800 million times, or gain their cutiemark.
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>>27760176 A literal weapon of ass destruction
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>>27760209 >shaving creme >not pretending to be a tall dwarf Anonymous
>>27760202 I'd direct him to the gayest thread on the board.
Oh wait we're already here. Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
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>>27760176 if he is in the air and turns around to quickly, he will likely know some unconscious.
Anonymous
>>27760226 I still wonder why we're so disproportionately gay`
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>27760188 What if his cutie mark is a shape that has no shading and is exactly the same color as his coat
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>>27760318 So his talent is being the unpopular guy that noone ever pays attention to?
Anonymous
>>27760298 What if we're the cuter version of gay?
Anonymous
>>27760355 This is the cuter version of gay
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>>27760355 I dunno, that's pretty gay
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>>27760363 that's just the same thing as before but with more stallions
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>>27760437 Over my cold dead body
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>>27760467 at least he's not pushing him into other colts
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Did your senponi notice you today?
Anonymous
filly wants to get her er pierced to look cool
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>>27760228 she looks happy, that is a good sign
Anonymous
>>27760529 tell filly that if she gets her ears pierced, a monster will come in her sleep and eat her and take her piercing for itself
does filly still want that piercing?
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>>27760529 First she wants to get a 'thug life' tattoo, now it's ear rings.
Parenting, mirite? Anonymous
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Rumble dumps Scoots. He did the right thing.
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>>27760601 You can't dump someone you're not in a relationship with
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>>27760601 I'm not going to read this meme shit.
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>>27760593 Well Scootaloo better enjoy it, because tonight is gonna be intense for her.
I am the 'monster' that will eat her and take the piercing for my own. Fillies need to learn respect. Anonymous
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>>27760668 Damn, i forgot his butt branding.
Anonymous
>>27760690 >filly will never feed you her pie with a spoon Anonymous
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Why doesn't Twilight save all the friendships?
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>>27760695 >You will never spoonfeed the colt your pie Anonymous
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CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
Anonymous
All these little ponies that you see,
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>>27760765 What'd you do to the poor ponies?
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>>27760765 >wander is over I am at full sadness
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>>27760825 >Wander is over Anonymous
I'm gonna call it a day
Anonymous
>>27760825 >cartoons end That's kind of what happens dude.
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>>27760825 >>27760837 >no one is skinning Wander alive for fucking their biggest chance of defeating Dominator It's literally his fault.
Hater, Sylvia and Peepers were ready to work together and Wander fucked it up intentionally. Fuck him
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>>27760881 fuck off lie-yra
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>>27760906 Remember when the complete silence regarding pony's ratings, sales and lack of news regarding a new season made everyone think the show did shit and will be canceled after one season.
Those were fun times
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sex with ponies
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>27760981 I would totally get something like that if it were from the show and was the ponyville backgrounders
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>>27761028 That's a lot of horseporn
Anonymous
>>27761028 Oh god, that's even worse than what it's normally time for.
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>>27760981 that is super rad
>>27761021 stop being lame
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>27761051 thats not lame that would be amazing
Anonymous
>>27761083 LOIRO
AND
BENBEN
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>>27761083 Lyra is such a cutie it is unreal
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>>27761083 who even owns the little pink filly, she's all by herself
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>27761147 She seems to be a communal filly
>>27761093 >>27761140 Lyra is an amazing horse
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
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>>27761147 Ponies can let their fillies out alone and keep their doors unlocked.
Anonymous
>>27761147 You can't own a filly!
Anonymous
>>27761170 yeah that's what filly said too but no one stopped me
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>>27761147 before anon came to town all fillies were allowed to roam around on their own
Anonymous
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>27761267 Who's the left one?
He's pretty hot
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>>27761267 someone should move those stallions a few inches closer
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>27761290 Hes just one of the standard Canterlot background stallions
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>>27761308 >>27761312 >tfw your husbando has no name Anonymous
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>>27761330 A stallion must have no name if he is to be servant of the many flanked god
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
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>>27761330 You don't even know his name and he's your husbando?
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>27761330 Well at one point people called him Bruce Mane
which is totally dumb but it will find you pictures of him
Anonymous
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>>27761368 enjoy your horse butts anonymous
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describe your waifu without using her name, race, or color
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>>27761446 you should really teach the ponies proper panty etiquette before you deploy them
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
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>>27761357 >>27761368 I always called him Patrick.
He's hip to be a square. Anonymous
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>>27761456 you call your own waifu that?
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>>27761463 I'd read a three-page monologue on Pinkie's latest album
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>27761463 Well whatever his name ends up being hes pretty ok in my book
Anonymous
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>27761566 summon back our spirits anon
Anonymous
>>27761576 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>27761589 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE WE SCREAMING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>27761438 has sweetest voice in the show
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>>27761648 you're a filly?
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>>27761438 75 feet tall, beautiful smile, room for everyone.
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>>27761438 Stole 40 cakes.
Anonymous
You need to make some friends.
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>>27761705 you don't get to bring friends tho
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>>27761705 Joke's on you, they're all I need.
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>>27761709 Rub her belly.
Then her nips Anonymous
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>>27761765 >"Yeah, and that's my cereal over there." Anonymous
You're sleepy, exhausted, and not in the mood, but your mare is in heat and she wants her rutties now.
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>>27761768 I would never be with a mare who calls it "rutties"
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>>27761768 Bone the bones out of her then sleep.
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>>27761768 why would you type that
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>>27761774 >>27761777 >not loving a mare with daddy/brother/etc. issues Anonymous
>>27761809 >Fucking crazy. >Ever. Anonymous
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>>27761818 >fucking anything >ever Anonymous
Who Wants to be a Pony Mare?
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>27761868 anon probably
stallion is the way to go however
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>>27761868 >wanting to be a pony nigger I have THUMBS
ponies ain't got shit on humanity
Anonymous
>>27761878 But then I don't get mare bits
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>27761901 of course not, you get stallion bits
Anonymous
>>27761910 Mare bits just seem more fun. IDK.
Anonymous
>>27761901 >>27761916 >wanting mare bits I don't want to HAVE mare bits, I want to FUCK the mare bits.
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thinking about roiding
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>>27762020 filly no dont dew it
Anonymous
>>27761928 Fucking the mare bits with mare bits seems substantially less fun than using your current equipment.
Anonymous
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>>27762020 do synthol instead
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>>27761768 If you ignore her, she will get bored and go away.
Anonymous
>>27762020 Anon there are other ways to shrink your dick.
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>>27761768 Lucky for her, while most people sleepwalk, I sleepfuck.
It was actually very embarrassing while I was growing up.
Anonymous
>>27761774 >yfw your waifu only calls it 'rutties.' What do you say now?
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>>27762036 please stop drawing the butts of ponies so large
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>>27762080 smack her snootle with a rolled up newspaper
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I just want to sleep in a bed made of fillies.
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Anonymous
>Two favorite bands dropping albums in August >One is on my birthday
Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM
Hey guys, whatever happened to OkieDokieLowKey?
Anonymous
>>27762200 He updates his tumblr pretty regularly.
He even drew diamond dog facesitting.
Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM
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>>27762207 Oh, shit, I could've sworn I was following his blog. Thanks.
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>>27762200 He left those places since they suck, he's now on tumblr
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>>27762115 >>27762122 I read these two together in my head and now all I can think about is fingering filly in bed.
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>>27762228 Well, I like them.
of Montreal and AJJ Anonymous
>>27762062 Synthol?
>>27762067 I read test actually increases dick size
Anonymous
Snooty music horse is better.
Anonymous
>>27761460 what kind of panties does fluttershy wear?
Anonymous
>>27762253 psuedo-steroid
http://leanmuscleproject.com/what-is-synthol/ steroids actually decreases the size of your balls
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>>27762226 Good, good, let the fillering flow through you.
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>>27762255 Snooty music horse is pretty friggen cute
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>>27762284 They're so small you could easily lose track of them
Anonymous
>>27762282 she has a collection
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>>27762300 that's pretty hot
Anonymous
>>27762283 who cares about ball size
Anonymous
>>27761868 I could honestly go either way. The stallions are so cute and they get a horse cock so it's pretty damn even with being the pretty mare. I just don't want to be Big Mac sized. I want to be average stallion sized if I'm a stallion.
Ideally I get to be a foal first.
Anonymous
>>27762299 I want to step on that filly's tail
Anonymous
>>27762344 I want to beat you up
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>27762340 Hear hear
the normal background stallion type body is by far the best one
Anonymous
>>27762349 I hope you try, I'm like seven feet tall
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>>27762373 Oh yeah? Well, I'm like super ripped and stuff
isaac !!3gam3heWjui
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