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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 02:07:35 No.28003942 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>28003963 >>28003972 >>28008382 >>28043419

Welcome to the Get Club Edition

All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!

Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:
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Art Compilation:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0

For aspiring writers:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX (embed)
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3

Steam group: >http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PraisetheSirens

Old Shattered Gem:>>27949785

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 02:09:59 No.28003959 Report

Quoted By: >>28004206 >>28009329

This is her thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 02:10:32 No.28003963 Report

Quoted By: >>28011106

>>28003942
First for BOOP

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 02:12:08 No.28003972 Report

Quoted By: >>28003982 >>28003985 >>28010634 >>28010770 >>28064858

>>28003942
I don't want to be under the Dazzlings' spell anymore.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 02:12:41 No.28003977 Report

Quoted By: >>28004014 >>28059482

>welcome

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 02:13:23 No.28003982 Report

Quoted By: >>28004431

>>28003972
The Dazzlings don't want to be under Anon's spell anymore.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 02:14:03 No.28003985 Report

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>>28003972

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 02:17:34 No.28004000 Report

Quoted By: >>28004238 >>28004431

Wait, so all three Dazzlings have gotten gets now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 02:19:00 No.28004014 Report

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>>28003977
>minor get

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 02:47:23 No.28004206 Report

Quoted By: >>28005283

>>28003959
okay

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 02:52:42 No.28004238 Report

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>>28004000
Dazzling Get

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 03:00:48 No.28004290 Report

Quoted By: >>28004349

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 03:09:54 No.28004349 Report

Quoted By: >>28004391

>>28004290
Is this a screen cap from the movie?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 03:17:26 No.28004391 Report

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>>28004349
Obviously,did you even watch the movie?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 03:23:48 No.28004431 Report

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I'm glad Aria got the get. I wish she'd gotten the previous one though. Glimmerfags broke our spree. Anyway, does anyone have the Adagio and Sonata gets?

>>28003982

Too bad for them I hold their fates in my hand. And I say dance, puppets, dance dance evolution!

Do you ever wonder if by writing our fiction we're creating a world and populating it with people whose fates we control? Like gods or something. God (if he exists) is beyond our comprehension, has created the world around us, has placed us in it, and shapes our fates in incomprehensible ways.
Makes you wonder what I'm smoking, huh.

>>28004000

Yep. Let's hope they get minis. Actually, let's not hope because that usually jinxes it. Let's instead express our desire for the Dazzlings to get minis that won't suck and that we'll be able to get our hands on. Oh and variants too, for alt facial expressions.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 04:36:56 No.28004780 Report

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Finally with the appearances of the best dazzlings I can shill my currently fav story on fimfic here
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/307058/fate-equestria-girls

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 04:53:42 No.28004862 Report

Quoted By: >>28005077

what the hell is this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 05:25:09 No.28005077 Report

Quoted By: >>28005088

>>28004862
The Dazzling thread. Are you new here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 05:26:57 No.28005088 Report

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>>28005077
Yes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 05:53:48 No.28005283 Report

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>>28004206

PonutJoe !WmgIgQivIE

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PonutJoe !WmgIgQivIE Thu 28 Jul 2016 10:03:55 No.28006308 Report

Quoted By: >>28006322 >>28006369 >>28007015 >>28012121

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 10:09:01 No.28006322 Report

Quoted By:

>>28006308
Love ya Ponut.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 10:35:23 No.28006369 Report

Quoted By: >>28006760 >>28007015

>>28006308
I'll have what she's having.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 13:05:05 No.28006760 Report

Quoted By: >>28007015

>>28006369
Grilled Flash's penis in a bun?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 14:16:08 No.28007015 Report

Quoted By: >>28007152 >>28018707

>>28006308
>>28006369
>>28006760

https://orcstain.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/extra03-04.jpg

The artist dropped by /co/ years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 14:46:41 No.28007152 Report

Quoted By:

>>28007015
>orcs are circumsized

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 15:58:54 No.28007426 Report

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Razzle the Dazzles

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 18:00:16 No.28008023 Report

Quoted By: >>28009179 >>28009685 >>28055276 >>28080508

Pre-work bamp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 18:52:44 No.28008382 Report

Quoted By: >>28009653 >>28011560

>>28003942
So I recently read that I Want To Be A Dazzling story where Femanon still has some of the Dazzling magic in her and becomes their little adoration machine. I just wanted to know if there were any more stories like that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 21:09:11 No.28009179 Report

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>>28008023

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 21:31:05 No.28009329 Report

Quoted By:

>>28003959
Those are nice legs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 22:14:34 No.28009653 Report

Quoted By: >>28010181

>>28008382
Link? That sounds interesting.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 22:18:43 No.28009685 Report

Quoted By:

>>28008023
Best Dazzling

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 23:21:25 No.28010181 Report

Quoted By:

>>28009653
These
>>28002788
>>28002802

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 00:12:50 No.28010634 Report

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>>28003972

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 00:26:01 No.28010770 Report

Quoted By: >>28010884

>>28003972
No can do, Anon. We here are the only ones their magic still works on. They'll never let us go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 00:38:39 No.28010884 Report

Quoted By: >>28011239

>>28010770
>Implying I would ever want to be let go by them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 01:01:51 No.28011106 Report

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>>28003963
Can I do the second?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 01:11:44 No.28011195 Report

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 01:12:56 No.28011208 Report

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 01:14:01 No.28011218 Report

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 01:15:05 No.28011227 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 01:16:07 No.28011232 Report

Quoted By: >>28011265

http://i.imgur.com/hHJ5m2n.gif
Enjoy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 01:16:39 No.28011239 Report

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>>28010884
They squeeze all the adoration they can out of you. Just enough to keep them young and healthy until they find a way to get their full powers back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 01:19:15 No.28011265 Report

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>>28011232
this is the first gif I enjoy out of these.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 01:42:49 No.28011451 Report

Quoted By: >>28011489 >>28011531 >>28011665

Hey, looking for an old green, couldn't find it in the archive. I remember it being pretty old, like right after Rainbow Rocks came out.

Was extreme femdom. Here's what I remember.
Adagio mocking Anon's small dick. She used him to eat her pussy and peed in his mouth. The other two Dazzlings spitroast him with strapons. He passes out and wakes up in the woods.

There was more to it but I don't remember much of the details.
Anyone got the one I'm talking about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 01:46:53 No.28011489 Report

Quoted By: >>28011514 >>28011531 >>28011665

>>28011451
Oooh I think I remember that one! It was a screencap, right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 01:49:19 No.28011508 Report

Quoted By: >>28014463

FIG.

UPDATE DAZZQUEST.

AM DRUNK. PLS RESPOND

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 01:49:57 No.28011514 Report

Quoted By: >>28011531

>>28011489
I remember seeing the thread it was in, and then caps of it later, so I know it's out there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 01:51:33 No.28011531 Report

Quoted By: >>28011665

>>28011451
>>28011489
>>28011514
Found a 4archive link. it's in this thread.

http://4archive.org/board/mlp/thread/19964017#p19980918

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 01:54:50 No.28011560 Report

Quoted By: >>28011601 >>28011631 >>28018707

>>28008382
>https://orcstain.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/extra03-04.jpg

So I found this...thing

http://pastebin.com/M76vqzbc

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 01:59:56 No.28011596 Report

Quoted By: >>28011602 >>28011607 >>28011610 >>28011631 >>28011882 >>28012209 >>28073846

High femdom greentext idea. Want to see if there's interest before I bother though. Feedback?

Anon was in an accident and had to get his penis amputated. The Dazzlings find out and torment him mercilessly about not being able to fuck women or jerk off anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 02:01:02 No.28011601 Report

Quoted By: >>28011882

>>28011560
>circumsized orcs

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 02:01:10 No.28011602 Report

Quoted By: >>28011625

>>28011596
What the actual fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 02:02:20 No.28011607 Report

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>>28011596
femdom is gay. futa is worse, but any kind of femdom is really fucking homosexual.
I'd take the dazzling guro request over femdom.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 02:02:37 No.28011610 Report

Quoted By: >>28011625 >>28011827

>>28011596

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 02:04:07 No.28011625 Report

Quoted By: >>28011649 >>28011666 >>28011679 >>28011680 >>28073846

>>28011602
>>28011610
I'm not hearing a no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 02:05:07 No.28011631 Report

Quoted By: >>28011671 >>28011827 >>28011882

>>28011560
Not sure why I had to learn about the Grounch, but thanks for the green.

>>28011596
I like this idea. It'd have to be a manly accident though. There's absolutely nothing worth losing your dick over unless it's in defense of your nation or something else as honorable.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 02:06:44 No.28011649 Report

Quoted By: >>28011827

>>28011625

Oh nonono, sure, go for it!
It's just an interesting prompt, uncommon!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 02:08:22 No.28011665 Report

Quoted By: >>28011707 >>28011900

>>28011451
>>28011489
>>28011531
Got the cap

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 02:08:29 No.28011666 Report

Quoted By: >>28011717

>>28011625
NO, FUCKING GOD NO, NO!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 02:08:57 No.28011671 Report

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>>28011631
He lost his dick to a meatball built neck beard during a War hammer tournament

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 02:09:28 No.28011679 Report

Quoted By: >>28011827

>>28011625
I'm giving you a thumbs up

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 02:09:29 No.28011680 Report

Quoted By: >>28011827

>>28011625
You disgust me.
Go on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 02:12:44 No.28011707 Report

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>>28011665
>sounding
Oh yeah, that's why I didn't get hard. I remember now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 02:13:46 No.28011717 Report

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>>28011666
Satan trips, abide by him

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 02:27:10 No.28011827 Report

Quoted By: >>28011900 >>28011988

>>28011610
>>28011631
>>28011649
>>28011679
>>28011680
>You walked into school. It was the first week you’d been back since the accident.
>Everyone knew. You weren’t sure how word got out, but somehow the whole school had heard you were now dickless.
>Every day you’d get pointing and whispering, followed by either stifled giggles or looks of sympathy.
>Still, no one had said anything to you directly about it.
>It had felt like an eternity since your last orgasm.
>”Hey Anon…”
>You turn to see Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, and Sonata Dusk. Collectively known as the Dazzlings, they were the queen bitches of CHS.
>Adagio had an evil grin. Aria had the same, arms folded over her chest. Sonata was clearly stifling a laugh.
>”We heard about your… accident.” Adagio spoke, using her fingers to make a scissors gesture on the last word.
>Sonata let her giggles out, joined by Aria.
>They were clearly up to something. You didn’t really know how to respond.
“W-what about it?”
>All three laughed.
>”It must REALLY suck for you, huh?” Aria quipped.
>”Did you at least get to bang one last time?” Sonata inquired.
>”I dunno, from the looks of him, I doubt he ever got to bang at all!” Aria added, earning yet another cruel chorus of laughter.
>”Now Anon. We want to get some… details regarding your situation” said Adagio. “Come with us.”
“Why would I do that?”
>”Trust me, you’ll want to get in on this.” She replied.
>Aria and Sonata each grabbed one of your arms and started dragging you.
>You tried to resist, but they kept overpowering you.
>You realized where they were taking you:
>The girls’ locker room.
>Sonata giggled again. “Don’t worry Anon…”
>”You qualify to go in now!”

Sal Monela !2Z84vs3sUM

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Sal Monela !2Z84vs3sUM Fri 29 Jul 2016 02:36:14 No.28011882 Report

Quoted By: >>28018707

>>28011596

Don't do it dude! Othon von Salza went CRAZY after he lost his dick. He became a tragic edgy super warrior who built a phalic starfighter that he piloted with his crotch.

>>28011601
>>28011631

https://orcstain.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/calling-3-4.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 02:38:31 No.28011900 Report

Quoted By: >>28011911

>>28011827
Are you...the Adagiofag that wrote >>28011665? This seems similar in style.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 02:40:27 No.28011911 Report

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>>28011900
No, but I do like that green. Maybe it's some subconscious influence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 02:52:26 No.28011988 Report

Quoted By: >>28012084 >>28044943

>>28011827
>The three threw you through the door and forced you down to one of the benches. There was no one in sight to rescue you.
>”Don’t get up.” Adagio warned.
”Wh-what?
>Sonata produced some rope. Aria held you down as Sonata tied your arms to the bench.
>Adagio stood imposingly close to you, and once you were secured, the other two stood at either side of her, evil grins on all their faces.
>“Ready girls?” Adagio asked.
>The other two nodded.
>”3…2…1!”
>On cue, The three of them flipped up their skirts, revealing a trinity of beautiful, immaculate pussies.
>You stared, awestruck. You cursed your balls. They were still making you horny for these girls, when you had no dick to fuck them with.
>”Hahahaha! Look at his face!” Aria belted.
>”He wants to fuck us SOOO bad!” Sonata teased.
>”What a cruel fate.” Adagio said.
>A green glow filled the eyes of all three girls.
>”Mmm, It’s been so long since we’ve had negative energy this strong…” Aria said.
>”Looks like we’ve found our new food source…” Adagio replied.
>”Yeah, and we can keep teasing Anon to feed off his energy!” said Sonata.
>The other two shot her a scowl.
>”What?” she said.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 03:08:39 No.28012084 Report

Quoted By: >>28012193 >>28012234 >>28012292 >>28044943

>>28011988
Ill continue tomorrow if people want.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 03:14:19 No.28012121 Report

Quoted By: >>28014597

>>28006308
Wait PonutJoe posts here?
yeah yeah i'm new to the Dazzling General

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 03:23:06 No.28012193 Report

Quoted By:

>>28012084
I'd... rather you didn't continue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 03:24:26 No.28012209 Report

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>>28011596
hey they friend

kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 03:26:27 No.28012227 Report

Quoted By: >>28012239

>"Battle! We'll go all in it!"
>"Let's have a battle! Battle of the bands!"
>What a miserable song.
>You lower your head closer to your lunch tray in some sad attempt to drown it out.
>It doesn't really work though.
>Their voices, those three freak girls dancing around the cafeteria, they worm their way into your mind.
>Hey, that song is pretty catchy.
>If you're tone deaf.
>God, they won't shut up.
>"Let's have a battle!"
>"Battle!"
>"Battle!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
>God damn it!
>You just wanted to eat your fucking lunch!
>You get up out of your seat, throw your food into the trash, and march out of the room.
"Every fucking day these stupid asshole kids try to get some community theater going! Every fucking day!"
>Where's your locker?
>Winding fucking hallways. Who built this stupid school?
>Why, if you had a time machine, you'd show that guy what for.
>Finally! Your locker comes into view.
>Combination...combination...
>Denied?!
>FUCK!
>Stupid lock system needs to be fixed! How many times do you have to talk to Celestia about this?!
>After another two attempts, your locker pops open.
>You fumble through all the shit in there until you come to a small orange pill bottle.
>Fucking doctors and their "you have to take these every day".
>You're not some fucking junkie. You don't have a problem.
>Prozac my ass.
>You reach for it, but your locker decides it hates you today and slams shut.
>Great. Not only is everything in this school fucking BROKEN, but now it's alive too?!
>Figures!
>"Well hello there."
>Wait, that's not a locker.
>That's one of the voices from the freak girls in the cafeteria.
>You turn your head and glare at them.
>The purple one meets your gaze with some indifference that you assume is her trying to be quirky to overcompensate for a complete lack of personality and drive.
"The fuck do you cunts want?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 03:27:06 No.28012234 Report

Quoted By:

>>28012084

You're an inexperienced writefag, yes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 03:27:29 No.28012239 Report

Quoted By: >>28012252

>>28012227

>”What’d you just call me?!”
“A cunt! Do you want a definition? I have a dictionary in the locker you just slammed shut!”
>”I’ll slam you next, punk!”
>An orange arm stretches across the purple girl’s chest.
>”Calm down, Aria. We can’t go starting fights with the local wildlife, can we?”
>”Did you hear what he just said?!”
>”Yes, I did. And I don’t approve of your tongue, Mr…”
“Go fuck yourself.”
>You turn back to your locker to try to input the combination again, but instead of the lock, you’re met with a blue face.
>On it are two eyes the size of dinner plates and a smile stretching ear to ear.
>Why’s she so happy?
“Move.”
>”Hi!”
“Move!”
>”My name’s Sonata!”
>You grab he by the shoulders and gently push her aside.
>By that, you mean you throw her onto the ground and being fumbling with the lock again.
>”Alright, that cuts it!”
>You feel a hand grab onto your shirt collar.
>Big mistake, bit--
>WOW FUCK
>You’re flying.
>You’ve never felt so free before.
>You could do anything right now.
>Including smash your head into a locker, like you just did.
>What the fuck just happened?
>You rub the sore spot on your head and get up. Somehow you ended up on the floor.
>At the other end of the hallway.
>”Aria, come on!”
>”He’s not getting off so easy!”
>Did she just…
“Did you just throw me?”
>The purple punk chick, Aria, is now feet from you.
>She grabs onto your shirt and lifts you up off your feet, slamming your back against the wall.
>”Where do you get off treating a girl like that?”
“Girl? All I see’s a raging bull.”
>”You’re not real smart, you know that?”
>You spit on her face.
>”Yeah, alright. Adagio, I’m killing him.”
>”You most certainly are not.”
“That’s right. Listen to your master, you fucking dog.”

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 03:28:31 No.28012252 Report

Quoted By: >>28012267 >>28017552

>>28012239

>The orange one grabs her and pulls her away.
>”Adagio, he’s asking for it!”
>With her grip gone, you fall to the ground.
“Adagio? What kind of stupid fucking name is that? Isn’t that a music note or something?”
>”Hush.”
>”She pulls Aria close to her. They start whispering about something.
>Anger, discourse, fuel.
>That’s all you can make out.
>”Come on. Just one punch?”
>”No, Aria.”
>”One little broken rib?”
>”No, Aria!”
>”Fine!”
>She points her finger right in your face, tempting you to bite it off right there.
“Get that thing out of my face right now.”
>”You’re real lucky she was here to save your ass.”
>Would a broken tooth be worth it?
>”Otherwise I would have knocked you on your ass.
>Hell yeah.
>You jerk forward and bite her finger. Hard.
>Put shit in your face. See what happens.
>”Ow! You freak!”
>Whamo. Yep, there goes a tooth.
>You can feel that one bouncing around in your mouth.
>Bitch has a nice hook.
>You rub the sore spot on your cheek and use the lockers as supports to stand up.
>Fucking strong.
>What’s she got that you don’t?
>Probably magic. There’s magic everywhere in this pansy hugbox of a school.
>Adagio rubs her finger against your chin.
>She pouts like she actually cares, and in the sweetest, most innocent voice, says “I’m sorry about that. We won’t let mean old Aria hurt you again.”
>You grimace and slap her hand away, then shove her back a few feet.
“Don’t touch me, motherfucker.”
>”Fine. Be like that. Sonata, where are the pills?”
>The blue girl hops over with something in her hand.
>Something...orange…
>Wait a minute…
>She hands you over a bottle of...Prozac.
>She didn’t.
>She fucking didn’t.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 03:30:43 No.28012267 Report

Quoted By: >>28012391 >>28013046 >>28013067 >>28018660 >>28021421 >>28021767 >>28021793

>>28012252

>”Now,” continues Adagio, “Get that anger under control. We don’t want you getting expelled.”
>Then she rubs the red gem in her necklace. There’s some green smoke hanging around it.
>”But don't get too calm. It is perfect fuel for us.”
>Yeah whatever fuck you and your alternative hippie fuel.
>Wide eyed, you push past them to see your locker.
>O! What scornful Lord! Curse be upon ye!
>Your locker is torn open!
>The door is a mangled wreck sitting on the floor.
>Your books and papers and other shit are a mess!
>What the fuck?! Who does this?!
>Your face burns.
>Your heart is beating out of your chest.
“YOU FUCKING RAINBOW COLORED CUNTS!”
>You whip around, fists tight and ready to go.
>Nobody is there, though.
“WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO?! SHOW YOURSELVES, COWARDS! I’M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU’LL BE TASTING DIRT FOR A MONTH!”
>AND WHERE’S ALL THIS GREEN SMOKE COMING FROM?!

Just an idea I wanted to toy with. I noticed in the movie there are more instances of the Dazzlings feeding off conflict and anger than there are of them feeding on adoration and love. I didn't know if it was done before and I wanted to see it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 03:35:13 No.28012292 Report

Quoted By:

>>28012084
This would be appreciated

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 03:47:14 No.28012391 Report

Quoted By:

>>28012267
This was pretty dank my nigger,will there be more?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 05:00:30 No.28013046 Report

Quoted By:

>>28012267
This is good. You should play around with it more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 05:03:54 No.28013067 Report

Quoted By: >>28013428

>>28012267
i always wondered

isnt it dangerous fueling a murderous rage in people
what would they do if one of their victims pulled a gun and shot them

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 05:50:13 No.28013428 Report

Quoted By:

>>28013067
Probably nothing before they got shot. It's very common to forget that actions have consequences.

figfog

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figfog Fri 29 Jul 2016 09:00:41 No.28014463 Report

Quoted By: >>28014486 >>28015770 >>28016506 >>28044367

>>28011508
Here's the quick rundown of the delay
>I'm busy working on the deck of cards plus an rd daki
>I recently got health issues in the form of chest pains
>work
>getting a portfolio set up
Life happens mane

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 09:08:33 No.28014486 Report

Quoted By: >>28014504

>>28014463
>all that shit
bro you're a champ

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 09:13:42 No.28014504 Report

Quoted By:

>>28014486
Th-thanks mane. I try

PonutJoe !WmgIgQivIE

PonutJoe !WmgIgQivIE Fri 29 Jul 2016 09:44:37 No.28014597 Report

Quoted By: >>28015532 >>28033572

>>28012121
Yeah boiiiiii

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 12:12:02 No.28014943 Report

Quoted By: >>28015531

"Can I help you, sir?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 15:25:17 No.28015488 Report

Quoted By:

>page 9

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 15:32:12 No.28015531 Report

Quoted By:

>>28014943
why u so cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 15:32:20 No.28015532 Report

Quoted By:

>>28014597
You're ultra based.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 16:13:04 No.28015770 Report

Quoted By: >>28016022 >>28016432

>>28014463
>chest pains
Nothing too serious I hope?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 17:03:42 No.28016022 Report

Quoted By:

>>28015770
nothing to worry about

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 18:03:37 No.28016371 Report

Quoted By: >>28016392 >>28016433

Cuddles?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 18:06:22 No.28016392 Report

Quoted By:

>>28016371
Anon you're so cute :3c

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 18:12:19 No.28016432 Report

Quoted By: >>28016590 >>28017214

>>28015770
He just needs to run. Got him started on jogging.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 18:12:21 No.28016433 Report

Quoted By:

>>28016371
Whats with the hot cheeto dust on their face?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 18:23:01 No.28016506 Report

Quoted By: >>28016766

>>28014463
Do you feel a stiffness in your left arm? Does your chest feel like "too small"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 18:38:03 No.28016590 Report

Quoted By: >>28016941

>>28016432

Walk me through the science behind this advice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 19:10:15 No.28016766 Report

Quoted By: >>28016815

>>28016506
Oh shit. No stiffness but yeah on that chest thing. It feels like there's a vice on my chest when I try to breathe deep.

Pls no tumor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 19:20:33 No.28016815 Report

Quoted By: >>28016831 >>28018699

>>28016766

Go to a professional, dumbass. Don't take a witch doctor's advice. Death isn't some specter or spirit you can physically run away from.

And don't panic. A tumor will kill you before it gets so big that it starts pushing your organs against your ribcage.
There's a bunch of minor causes for chest pain. Heck, even sleeping in uncomfortable positions can cause chest pain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 19:23:45 No.28016831 Report

Quoted By:

>>28016815
>Go to a professional, dumbass
I'm giving it a week or two before I go see one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 19:37:13 No.28016941 Report

Quoted By: >>28017152

>>28016590
Sounds like dumbass over here handing out broscience.
>Breh you just gotta exercise more. What? No, ignore those palpitations. Tachycardi-what? Is that a vegetable? Bruh just keep runnin

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 19:54:54 No.28017068 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 19:56:20 No.28017084 Report

Quoted By: >>28017174

You niggers are dumb,Fig is clearly dealing with the realization that they will never be real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 20:05:09 No.28017152 Report

Quoted By: >>28017214

>>28016941

I understand the logic behind running. Cardio. But the problem is just what you said. You don't put strain on something that may have a problem. You wouldn't curl to mend a broken arm.

Hence why I want to know the reasoning behind the advice.

figfeeg

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figfeeg Fri 29 Jul 2016 20:07:43 No.28017174 Report

Quoted By: >>28017326

>>28017084
If I am destined to die, I hope they will be there in the afterlife.

Wait for me, Aria.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 20:11:53 No.28017214 Report

Quoted By: >>28017326 >>28017755 >>28017770

>>28017152
I'm calling >>28016432 a dumbass for the jogging advice, if that wasn't clear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 20:28:04 No.28017326 Report

Quoted By: >>28017755

>>28017214

Oh I know. I feel the same way you do. I'm just trying to be calm and rational.

>>28017174

I'll spare you the panic attack and just say that afterlife or not; we're fucked. Go look for a girlie that clicks with you instead and make her cosplay.
And take pictures. Mmmm yeah...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 20:57:24 No.28017552 Report

Quoted By: >>28017689

>>28012252
>“Don’t touch me, motherfucker.”
I can only read this in Tommy Wiseau's voice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 21:16:37 No.28017689 Report

Quoted By:

>>28017552
>This

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 21:26:00 No.28017755 Report

Quoted By:

>>28017214
>>28017326
Are you retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 21:28:40 No.28017770 Report

Quoted By: >>28017880

>>28017214
>thinking you need to go to the doctor for every little thing
How was it? Being raised inside of a bubble? He never said he's fucking dying over it. He said he has some chest pains. Some mild ones, not the kind that are saying "Fuck me i'm dying i can't function the second i feel it."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 21:43:30 No.28017880 Report

Quoted By: >>28017999

>>28017770

>It feels like there's a vice on my chest when I try to breathe deep
>Some mild ones

First off, not all of us hang out and speak with the various contentfags. Perhaps he's told you more, byt we can only judge from what he's said. And hurting when you breathe deep is cause for concern.

Also, you might want to refrain from belittling and insulting the people you're trying to change their minds. A conversation is an exchange of viewpoints and information. Not a shouting match for dominance.

HF Fri 29 Jul 2016 21:54:07 No.28017969 Report

Quoted By: >>28017985

I'm high

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 21:56:43 No.28017985 Report

Quoted By: >>28018004

>>28017969

You're alive and still around too!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 21:58:45 No.28017999 Report

Quoted By: >>28018215

>>28017880
Calling someone a dumbass, isn't necessarily an olive branch. But I digress, I've asked him and none of it seems to be beyond deconditioning. I'm not an expert, but I have dealt with enough physical health and fitness courses to garner that if it's something more serious, it's not anything that would be detected without major testing.

I didn't just walk into this blindly. It's not a heart issue from what I've gathered. At least, it doesn't seem like Pericarditis or a form of unstable Angina. My first thoughts in the case that it was serious was more Pleurisy, but unless something has changed in the last 24 hours, he told me it wasn't a really sharp pain.

As far as I'm tracking, when he worked up to do exercise, he didn't feel any major pains or anything outside of the normal spectrum. No increase in pain, no shortness of breath that comes with things like a serious condition. Just a general state of unfitness.

HF Fri 29 Jul 2016 21:58:56 No.28018004 Report

Quoted By: >>28018215

>>28017985
Of course. I have gained employment.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 22:33:35 No.28018215 Report

Quoted By: >>28019015

>>28017999

>Calling someone a dumbass, isn't necessarily an olive branch

It's not. I'm pissed at fig. Prevention is cheaper than treatment, and he doesn't have money to spare. I regret not taking my own advice in the past and instead going all pic related like fig does now.

While I still strongly advice a doctor, your reasoning makes sense now that you elaborated. I've had unfitness issues in the past myself, though I had other peculiar symptoms.

Btw is that you, Fife?

>>28018004

I'ven't seen you around in a long while is all. How's it going?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 23:17:35 No.28018517 Report

Quoted By:

Sometimes I like to think of the sirens as a race of whores. Males bail as soon as they realize they knocked up a female in search for a new one, females are neglectful towards their kids and have sex with every other male siren, and children run away from home early and indulge in sex with the older sirens for food, protection and fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 23:41:39 No.28018660 Report

Quoted By:

>>28012267
Is there going to be more?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 23:52:19 No.28018699 Report

Quoted By: >>28019179

>>28016815
>witch doctor
I heard a stiff left arm and a tight chest is an indicator for a heart attack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 23:53:52 No.28018707 Report

Quoted By: >>28019179 >>28042195

>>28007015
>>28011560
>>28011882
where can I read the full thing?

!XFifeNSjQo

!XFifeNSjQo Sat 30 Jul 2016 00:49:45 No.28019015 Report

Quoted By: >>28019564

>>28018215
Yes. Trust me I think he should see a doctor if it doesn't change but money isn't easy to come by, and it's not like he's going to accept charity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 01:05:14 No.28019134 Report

Quoted By:

Did the Pillarlings ever get completed my dazzle-bros? if so could someone post the complete picture or if not I hope the art fag is still here and knows that from what i last saw looked amazing and hope he finishes it and feels proud in the process He didn't make a lewd version did he?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 01:11:32 No.28019179 Report

Quoted By: >>28042195

>>28018699

Yeah I've heard that too, but I've also heard that it tends to happen during anxiety attacks, causing further panic. Just saying, not speculating.

>>28018707

Heck if I know, especially now that Kickass Torrent got closed. I only have the first six issues. Great looking comic too. Full of detail, colours, action, humour and good storytelling. Hell, we should all read it. I'm a mobilefag, so I'll storytime them on /co/ some other time and post a link here.

Also HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS THE ARTIST DREW ADAGIO YEARS BEFORE SHE WAS EVEN CONCEIVED! SHE HAS THE POOF, THE LOCKS, THE POINTY HAIRBAND AND EVEN THE PERSONALITY!

Showerfag mate, are you lurking?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 01:40:07 No.28019360 Report

Quoted By:

The only heart I want is hers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 01:43:36 No.28019388 Report

Quoted By: >>28019512 >>28019564

So a sorta funny and ironic thing happened regarding Make a Mistake with Me.

I went out for few drinks, and ended up spending whole night drinking with local one percenter MC gang. I told I was writing a story that featured a youth motorcycle gang, and they were super interested in contributing with their own stories.

So... I guess, expect MaMwM being 50% more realistic the next time I update?

I can't believe I made it out alive there

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 01:59:35 No.28019512 Report

Quoted By: >>28019548 >>28019564

>>28019388
Dude, motorcycle gangs can be a pretty based group to hang out with. Actually, in general, some of the most interesting people I know are from gangs, drug runners, and other such shady shenanigans. They have some really great stories, and I've never had a dull moment with them; some great guys and gals to hang out with if you're looking for an interesting evening (not necessarily safe or legal, but fun nevertheless) .

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 02:03:56 No.28019548 Report

Quoted By:

>>28019512
Oh definitely, they were hella interesting. I got probably more material than I can work with. Still, the moment they heard a word 'writer' they all got giddy, which was sorta amazing. I wouldn't mind drinking with them another time. What really amazed me was how jovial they were.

Back in my old home state, I always felt like I had to watch my back with the local groups. It's sorta refreshing to meet one with not-so-much beef with everyone else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 02:06:00 No.28019564 Report

Quoted By: >>28019617 >>28019956

>>28019015

Thought so. You motivate me, you know. Every time I get too tired to continue I think of you and push myself to do that extra set. My legs are rocks. The problem is that thanks to Café I've lost so much weight, my workout is getting easier so now I'm looking for wearable weights or pouches/bags that I can tie on me and put rocks on them.

>it's not like he's going to accept charity

Fig is the proud type? I like him more now.

>>28019388
>>28019512

>tfw trapped in the land of dull plebs

I'm jelly. I wish I could live a colourful life too. I almost feel like everything I want in life is hiding from me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 02:12:00 No.28019617 Report

Quoted By: >>28019956 >>28020606

>>28019564
To be honest, it's just about being at the right place at the right time. You can't really force it, Anon. That and the more interesting you are (or the better you can lie), the more interesting your life and acquaintances are. Focusing on a goal you want and catching it in rear naked choke is not a bad way of thinking about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 02:45:00 No.28019956 Report

Quoted By: >>28020017 >>28020606

>>28019564
What >>28019617 said; I got lucky (if you could call it that) with a bunch of my friends becoming drug dealers. Hustling coke over the Cali border, cutting it, and distributing it up the coast to the humble weed dealer. Oh, and the arsonists There is nothing quite as satisfying as seeing a public gazebo burst into flames...ya know, if you that's your thing. I got another buddy who has some connections to the Triads up in SF, and he has some fun stories to tell. What it really comes down to is who you know and whether or not you don't mind doing stupid things that can get the cops holding you up at gun point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 02:50:51 No.28020017 Report

Quoted By: >>28020243 >>28020811

>>28019956
Oh god, I've already spent too much time on the east coast; I said Cali not So Cal. it's So Cal (Southern California) and Nor Cal (or No Cal, cause why do those dirty Northern Californians get to use an extra letter and we don't?). Nobody cares about Central California, and rightfully so; it sucks for the most part and is full of meth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 03:14:54 No.28020243 Report

Quoted By: >>28020441

>>28020017
Funnily enough, I always thought EQG's Canterlot was always situated somewhere in NorCal, climate and all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 03:37:26 No.28020441 Report

Quoted By: >>28020811 >>28023020

>>28020243
Interesting. Whenever I write EQG green, it's silently set in Central California. Just feels right.

I feel like I portray the area as underwhelming. Not intentionally. It's just... well, Central California.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 03:55:17 No.28020606 Report

Quoted By: >>28020867

>>28019617

I've figured as much. Whenever I go out I go to as many places as possible and always look for new places to go and things to do. People are so dull, they find me interesting.

>rear naked choke

Speaking of which, some times I feel so frustrated by red tape, I want to physically force people to give me what I want. Information, satisfaction, compliance, peace and quiet. Yes, I know that's how a dangerous psychopath would think. But you only live once.

>>28019617
>>28019956

Yeah, nah...Call me a stuck up fascist with a stick up my ass or whatever but in my perfect world producing or possessing drugs would be punishable by death, as would being a mafia man.
I've lived all my life in the capital's ghettos seeing slavs and gypsy children move and sell drugs while the imported mafias sell protection and fight over turf at night. I recently saw a man who's stolen a few purses and helped in at least a break-in prepare and then sniff cocaine in a building's entrance stairs across the street from my house. I've seen the most pathetic junkies begging, threatening or passed out in parks.
These aren't interesting people. Not by a lot shot.

And I'm not into destruction of public property either. In the end it's gonna come out of my pocket. If there's something public-sponsored that deserves to be burned down it's the parliament, rich people houses and anarchist squats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 04:24:55 No.28020811 Report

Quoted By: >>28023020

>>28020441
>>28020017
I can kinda see Nor Cal, but Central can be hell depending on where you are. On the coast it's nice and temperate, hitting an average of 70 F, but go 20 minutes inland and it jumps about 20 degrees. I always felt that Canterlot had seasons, so maybe something along the lines of Montana or Colorado, where the temperatures are still okay. Though I could see a little inland in Nor or Central Cal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 04:35:20 No.28020867 Report

Quoted By: >>28021473

>>28020606
I will say it is different when you have friends in those sort of...professions. I still wanna hang out with them, but I don't entirely agree with how they're living their life. It's fast and loose, no safety net, and most definitely living off the detriment of others. Sort of like the Silicon Valley

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 05:47:49 No.28021421 Report

Quoted By:

>>28012267
this needs to continue, I love Angry anon vs The sirens shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 05:57:13 No.28021473 Report

Quoted By:

>"I'm gonna have to blaze the shit out of this."

>>28020867

I understand that it's stupid to expect or demand two people with different mindsets and experiences to have the same opinion. Plus I just said that your friends (and perhaps you too even though I don't actually feel negatively about you) would be dead if I had things my way. I'm surprised at you not visibly taking insult.
It's just that whenever I read about someone, I place myself in their shoes. Sometimes it's vivid. The thought of me living off someone else's misery like that made me feel disturded and disgusted at myself.
Plus I have psychological issues regarding persistent problems and not getting closure. When I come across a problem I want it solved then, there and forever. I know my approach is flawed though. In fact my last commander told me "The way to hell is paved with good intensions, and I see you ending up in the biggest cauldron".

In stories I actually like the fallen hero stereotype (unless he is Anakin Skywalker) and the extremist who was right all along.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 06:44:19 No.28021767 Report

Quoted By:

>>28012267
More

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 06:49:40 No.28021793 Report

Quoted By: >>28021801

>>28012267

>The next day, you make it to school early so you can avoid the traffic in the hallway.
>There’s nobody around, just how you like it.
>Well, almost nobody.
>You do see a few people.
>The janitors, the teachers, and…
>Oh fuck.
>Ooooh fuck.
>Fuck fuck fickiddy fuck.
>Them! Those bitches that jacked your shit yesterday!
>You have half a mind to to turn half their minds into fucking mush! Where’s your crowbar?!
>Fuck it! We’ll go old school!
>You ready two knuckle sandwiches and march down the hall, ready to fight.
>You’re so close to them now.
>You can practically feel it. Your fists sinking into their faces.
>Their...rock hard faces.
>Shit, there’s three of them.
>And given the trouble one gave you…
>Fuck it, they’re not even worth it.
>Oooh but it would feel good.
>No, no. Forget about it.
>Just one hit?
>Go to class, Anon.
>You huff and take a left, avoiding them, and head to homeroom.
>It should be about 20 minutes until any students show up.
>Where’d you put your book?
>Oh, under the seat.
>You pull up your nice, thick, hard copy of Moby Dick.
>It’s a relaxing read.
>Maybe ten minutes pass when kids start coming into the room.
>Early but whatever. You’re not bothered.
>”Oh! Look who’s in our homeroom, girls!”
>What fresh Hell is this?
>”It’s that lovely green child!”
>”What’s his name again?”
>”It doesn’t matter.”
>”Hey, that’s not very nice. Everybody’s name matters.”
>”Shut up.”
>”Hey, kid. What’s your name?”
>”What’s your name?”
>”Hey. Hey, you.”
>”Hellooo~”
“WHAT?!”
>You slam your book down and look up at...3 girls.
>Adagio.
>Aria.
>Sonata.
>”I think he noticed us.”
>It’s not worth it, Anon.
>It’s not worth it.
>It’s not worth it.
>”Hi.”
“COME HERE YOU BITCH!”

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 06:50:41 No.28021801 Report

Quoted By: >>28021808

>>28021793

>You’d make a great judge with how hard you threw the book at them.
>Adagio barely dodges it.
>It does land Sonata right on the nose though. She falls back and clunks her head on the wall.
>You scramble out of your seat, getting stuck on the arm and tipping the whole desk over.
>That doesn’t stop you though.
>You’re right back on your feet in a second and bounding over desks to get to them.
“THIS IS FOR MY LOCKER!”
>You pull your arm back as far as it can go and let it fly.
>Your fist soars through the air and makes contact with Aria.
>She falls over.
>So much force went into that punch that you can’t stop yourself, and you tumble down too.
>Luckily enough you land right on top of her.
>No time for anime antics.
>You sit yourself up on her chest and start pounding away at her face.
“Take that! And that! You stupid! Ugly! Purple! Cunt! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!”
>God damn this feels good!
>Oh it’s like an orgasm!
>You can feel your rage slipping away with every hit.
>Of course her face feels like granite and your knuckles start bleeding after a while, but whatever.
>THIS is worth it.
>Eventually you run out of breath and you have to stop.
>You just sit there on top of her, panting, admiring your work on her bloody face.
>Yeah, smile you bitch.
>Wait, smile?
>Why is she smiling?
>She brings her hand up and wipes the blood away from her perfect, flawless, completely unmarked cheek.
>”You done?”
>How...how did she…
>No, fuck that.
>HOW she did whatever she did is not important.
>What IS important is that all your hard work is gone!
>You put a lot of work into fucking her up!
>How dare she throw it all away!
>You can feel your blood boiling.
>The heat in your veins just burns the tiredness away.
>You lift your fists up, ready to go again.
>”Ah ah, not now.”
>Adagio grabs your shoulders and lifts you off of Aria.
“Let go of me! She has it coming!”

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 06:51:56 No.28021808 Report

Quoted By: >>28021813

>>28021801

>”Homeroom is about to start. We wouldn’t want you getting sent out, now would we?”
“I’ll fucking send you out! Put me down!”
>You squirm in grip.
>Actually, it’s more flailing. Like a fish?
>And it’s doing nothing.
>What is the deal with these girls?!
>Why does nothing work on them?!
>She sits you down in a desk like a fucking child and holds you there.
>God she’s strong.
>You can’t budge an inch one way or the other.
>Now, the desk. That’s a different story.
>That you can kick. That you can hit.
>And you do exactly that until the tabletop pops off.
>”Jesus, man. Sonata, will you get him his pills?”
>”Sure thing!”
>The blue bitch starts rifling through your backpack.
“Get out of there! Hey, that’s mine! Hey! I said stop it!”
>You dense mother fucker!
>You blue footed boobie you!
>She fishes out your Prozac and starts reading the label.
>”For Anonymous. Is that your name?”
>”That’s a dumb name.”
>”I think it’s kind of cute.”
“Put that down!”
>”It says take one every six hours or as needed.”
>She tosses the bottle over to Adagio.
>When the orange woman takes her hand off your shoulder to catch it, you make your move.
>You slip out of her grip and leap to the side, but she’s too fast for you.
>In less than a second, all of her weight is pressed into your back, forcing you into the desk.
>She wraps her arms around your chest and locks you up.
>”I didn’t say you could go.”
“Go fuck yourself! You pig! You whore! You cheeto looking mother fucker!”
>”I think he could use more than one,” adds Aria.
>”Yeah. Give him a few.”
“Don’t you touch one fucking pill in that bottle!”
>”Or what? What are you going to do, tough guy?”
“Something!”
>”Adorable.”
>Adagio pops the lid off the bottle and pours out a handful of pills.
“Open wide.”
>Yeah, nah.
>”I said open wide.”
>You’d sooner eat dirt.
>”Oh well. We tried it the easy way.”

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 06:53:03 No.28021813 Report

Quoted By: >>28021885 >>28021889 >>28043081 >>28078002 >>28089277

>>28021808

>She tightens her hug.
>At first it’s just uncomfortable, but then it starts to hurt.
>Bad.
>Oh man, it’s like you’re being crushed.
>No, you are being crushed.
>You let out a groan of pain, and the second your lips part, her hand is right there.
>She forces the pills in your mouth and holds it shut.
>In the moment, you swallow.
>”Theeere we go. That’s it.”
>Oh fuck. How many was that?
>God damn it.
>These chicks think they can just waltz into your homeroom and treat you like a toy?
>Nuh uh. You’re going to show them a thing or two about respect.
>You’re going to…
>You’re going to do something.
>Something.
>The pain in your chest goes away.
>Adagio was hugging you.
>No, she was squeezing you.
>What’s she doing now?
>Well, it doesn’t really matter.
>They can do whatever they want. You’re tired.
>How long until homeroom?
>Eh, fuck it. Let them try to wake you up.

I'll leave it at that for now. I'm glad people are into the idea. Will be back with more later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 07:11:31 No.28021885 Report

Quoted By:

>>28021813
I'll be waiting man, keep up the good work

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 07:11:57 No.28021889 Report

Quoted By: >>28022794

>>28021813
Damn angry sex when

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 10:54:27 No.28022794 Report

Quoted By: >>28023899

>>28021889
Soon. Just be patient.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 12:17:03 No.28023020 Report

Quoted By: >>28023339

>>28020441
>>28020811
In my green, I'd say Canterlot is situated roughly around Redding in Nor Cal, mostly because when I drove through it its looks and temperatures brought the EQG city to mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 13:52:17 No.28023339 Report

Quoted By:

>>28023020
That sounds like it could work actually; never been there myself but I have a buddy who goes up there with family every year and he describes it as fairly pleasant

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 14:41:09 No.28023502 Report

Quoted By: >>28023914 >>28024066

>Anons claim Redding is a nice place
>I only know the place from Fallout 2

You guys sound like aliens to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 15:27:00 No.28023899 Report

Quoted By:

>>28022794
He'll yea

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 15:27:48 No.28023914 Report

Quoted By: >>28025205 >>28025637

>>28023502
If we're going by Fallout standards, then D.C. is a dangerous place to live in. It's totally not a crime infested shit hole irl, no sir :^)

Once you get past San Fran and Berkley, most of Nor Cal is really beautiful. If you ever get a chance, try ad see the Redwood Forests at one point, or even some or the Sequoia trees in the Central Valley.

I wonder how the Dazzlings would fare in the Capital Wasteland. I have this mental image they would be raiders surrounded by adoring droves who they would be sent out to protect their masters against any threat. Or they could just be mutated into one, three headed beast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 15:35:53 No.28024066 Report

Quoted By: >>28025205

>>28023502
Honestly, just about every city has something nice in it if you know where to look. Or know the right people. Or just know where to get the best local cuisine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 16:43:40 No.28025205 Report

Quoted By: >>28025637 >>28026008

>>28024066
>>28023914

Sadly I'm a europoor and can't afford to come and explore your exotic continent. Not to mention that I'd need a guide. Last thing I want is to get lost half a world away from home wth limited money and a plane to catch in a few days.

>I wonder how the Dazzlings would fare in the Capital Wasteland

We'd all probably end up dead on account of our lack of survival skills, superhuman abilities or equipment. Even those with irl army training or longtime hunters.
On top of that the Dazzlings are three powerless little fragile pretty girls. Unless they stayed in a large settlement like Rivet City and worked their asses off, they'd certainly end up dead or as abused rape slaves to a raider gang.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 17:24:05 No.28025637 Report

Quoted By: >>28025739 >>28027152

>>28023914
>>28025205
They would become The New Master and with a brainwashed supermutant army that adore them, they will take over the wasteland.
and sunset would be the vaultdweller this is going into FOE territory isn't it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 17:36:20 No.28025739 Report

Quoted By:

Now storytelling Orc Stain #1

>>>/aco/750235

>>28025637

I remember when Kkat started writing it. I never read it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 17:48:46 No.28025829 Report

Quoted By: >>28026245

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 18:10:25 No.28026008 Report

Quoted By: >>28027387

>>28025205
>exotic
Schwuchtel? Paruwa?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 18:43:52 No.28026245 Report

Quoted By:

>>28025829
Nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 20:38:12 No.28027152 Report

Quoted By:

>>28025637
>Implying Dazzles wouldn't just take over New Vegas turn it into a waifu real estate of highest caliber.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 21:10:11 No.28027387 Report

Quoted By:

>>28026008

Spin on it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 22:46:43 No.28028107 Report

Quoted By: >>28028603

Page 9 bump.

Also I finaly watched a number of joecartoon videos. Good god damned gracious, it's like someone shat on my eyes and ears and then further insulted me by thinking they're funny. I should had clicked away the moment I saw mention of Clasky Csupo. It was so damn bad, it pissed me off rather leave me just disinterested and unamused. Fucking Superjail seems stellar compared to this shitfest. Only Superfly had two moments that weren't utter shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 23:40:02 No.28028555 Report

Quoted By: >>28028602

https://derpiboo.ru/1212898?scope=scpe4fe6bf957e1acd5f7072b0d14a9e78f2d05c1c86

Dem tiddies.

short (Reforming the Sirens)

short (Reforming the Sirens) Sat 30 Jul 2016 23:43:04 No.28028574 Report

Quoted By: >>28028581

http://pastebin.com/LpcVg7gf

>You find yourself driving with extreme caution minutes away from Canterlot High
>With a girl asleep, snuggled up to the car door
>The smile she wore still faintly visible on her mostly blank resting face
>Part of you wants to let Twilight deal with a little bit of her sleep debt
>Your new position as "boss" insists you don't
>Calling her name doesn't work...
>At the next stop sign you reach over and firmly shake her shoulder
>"Hmm?"
"Can we talk?"
>"Of course, Anon!"
>She shows you an eager smile
>"Given a list of ten thousand humans I could pick and choose for conversation, you would be at the top."
"Really?"
>"Yes. Yes!"
>She rubs her knees
>"Yes, yes, yes."
"Why?"
>Then fiddles with her seat belt a while
>When it's resting comfortably, Twilight reaches down under the seat and pulls up a book
>"Oh, these beautiful Fall trees. What I'd give to rest right here in this painting."
>Her finger traces over the warmly colored leaves
>"In a sense I already am. Up here."
>Your eyes dart between the stick figure family decal on the car in front of you and the red-eyed, messy-haired girl poking her forehead
>"It's as though I have been granted freedom after years of incarceration. My heart is singing. I can... breathe."
>She touches your arm
>You grip the steering wheel tight
>"I shouldn't tell you, really. In all honesty Anonymous I have broken many rules with you that were stated by Princess Celestia herself. Even her name and title are privileged information at this time."
"So, coming to me for help was..."
>"A moment of weakness. Sharing information about Equestria with beings from a world so little understood?"
>Her words grow hesitant and sad
>"I fear what my Princess would say. Or what she would do."
>As your destination comes into view, however, she perks up again
>"But you're my lucky charm. And I know I can trust you with this, at least."
>You pick out a parking spot
>"It's because of you... giving me the idea of an enchantment..."

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short Sat 30 Jul 2016 23:44:22 No.28028581 Report

Quoted By: >>28028588

>>28028574
>You pull in
>"That I ended up finding it."
>And you display pretend curiosity
>She lifts herself up to dig into her pocket
>A golden chain dangles from her fist
>Twilight presents it to you and, slowly, extends her fingers
>In her palm is a red gem
>Beautiful, though not as genuine as your mother would sometimes pretend
>Or as genuine as your forced look of awe and words of congratulation suggest
>"This is all I need. I can go back home, sort it out, and put it to rest. When the time comes to return to this world I will do so with a smile, and a mission to collect as much human literature as I can. All... thanks to you."
___
>You're dragged through Taco Bell's front door
>The cool air is welcoming, but your mind struggles to ignore the two girls speaking in whispers outside
>Rarity was initially shocked by your condition
>When reminded of her own family situation, she moved on
>"You promised my baby sister a meal," she practically mumbled, "so why don't you two go on?"
>So here you are, Sweetie's painful grip on your wrist guiding you up to the counter
>She lets go and does a little dance
>"Best day. Ever! Best day. Ever!"
>Order ideas are listed one after another. This taco or that burrito, weighed as if it were a life or death decision
>Though she debates with herself thoroughly there are repeating ideas
>Only three or four
>Following from the back of her head it seems like she's reading off of the dollar menu
"What are you doing?"
>"Huh?"
>You let a customer pass by and then join her
"Why the dollar menu?"
>"...Well, I want to get a soda too. If that's okay."
>She grins and holds her hands together
>"Please be okay with it."
"Well, the numbered orders come with a soda. Let's stick to those."
>"Don't think I'm gonna be one of those people who go crazy with other people's money."
>She wags a finger at you
"Don't worry about it. Order what you normally do."
>"...I was."

short

short Sat 30 Jul 2016 23:45:37 No.28028588 Report

Quoted By: >>28028600

>>28028581
>Sweetie turns back to the menu
>As realization hits, your eyes drift from the side of her head, to Twilight Sparkle through the large window
>Cupping a cell phone and speaking with highly animated hand gestures
>Rarity taps her arm here and there
>No doubt reminding her to stay quiet
___
>She looks ready to defuse her soda
>Her trembling fingers poke at the sides and then retreat as the ice shifts around
>"So. Much. Sprite."
>Next she picks it up and marvels at her ability to lift it, a second time
>"It weighs like forty pounds I bet."
"Not quite, haha."
>Some time passes
>Both of you turn to check on the girls outside
>You agreed to buy her food, not babysit her, so you're direct:
"What's happening out there?"
>"Hm? Oh. Uh..."
>Sweetie fidgets with a stack of napkins
>"She's talking to dad maybe? Or mom, definitely mom."
"What about? Are you okay with telling me?"
>For a while you interpret her awkward expression as a silent no
>But half a minute later she responds:
>"Like a week or something ago, I was watching YouTube and the internet started being slow-"
>She squints momentarily
>"-probably Despairity torrenting things again. So I paused it and went to get a drink. When I walked into the Kitchen my Dad was talking to Twilight."
>Sweetie spins the receipt around and takes note of the order number
>"And then he hit her on the butt."
>...
>"Like a football player! You know? Like, good job, star Nickelback player, you won the game. You know?"
>She forces a laugh
>"My dad was just being nice. He didn't know that you only do that to other guys."
>The receipt is spun around a second time
>Her waiting goes from charmingly energetic, to anxious and uncomfortable
>In your current state no words come to mind
>So you sigh and lean back
___
>Outside, you first spot your car door hanging wide open
>Then to your right you find Rarity, head resting in one hand, and Twilight, head nearly inside a familiar gym bag
>Though much smaller this time

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short Sat 30 Jul 2016 23:46:44 No.28028600 Report

Quoted By: >>28028607

>>28028588
>...Surely she wouldn't tell Rarity about the investigation?
"Hey, Belle. Were you serious about wanting one of those crunch wrap things?"
>Her lit up eyes give you your answer
>You dig out a bit of cash, stuff it into her hands and hold open the door
>Rapid fire thanks fade quickly as she charges for the counter
>By the girls, you announce your presence with a yawn and lean on the edge of their table
>"Hello again Anonymous!"
>The dork pulls her head out of the bag
>"We've got everything sorted out!"
>Rarity taps her shoulder again
>"Nothing in particular, though. Just things!"
>You spin a chair around from a different table and sit
"How'd you sort it out?"
>"Simple, really. I told Rarity's mother that-"
>"Anonymous, if you could mind your own business?"
>You look to Rarity, whose eyes are now covered
"It's funny hearing that from..."
>Shoving your drink's straw into your mouth is about all you can do to shut yourself up
>Rarity drops her hand into her lap
>"Care to finish your sentence?"
"No, not really."
>"Well, I'm not too surprised."
"...About?"
>"You staying silent, even though I know what's on your mind."
>You bite your lip and glance at a now tense Twilight
>No need to disturb her happy mood
"Anyway, do you guys want anything? I've got enough cash."
>Rarity rolls her eyes
"Is that a no?"
>"Changing the subject, another one of Anonymous' habits."
"Excuse me?"
>"And I don't NEED any cash I'll have you know."
"It was just a friendly offer... I already fed Belle, I might as well."
>She taps all five of her fingers on the shiny table
>"I said I DON'T NEED it, Anonymous."
>Her hushed yell is still far too loud for comfort
>A couple of customers on their way out look over their shoulders
"Hey... calm down."
>"I am calm."
"Uh, Twilight, maybe we should all get going."
>"OH, GREAT! That's perfect. Maybe she should go with you? You could drive back to your little paradise in the woods."
>...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 23:47:00 No.28028602 Report

Quoted By:

>>28028555
>https://derpiboo.ru/1212898?scope=scpe4fe6bf957e1acd5f7072b0d14a9e78f2d05c1c86
3dfag pls go

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Jul 2016 23:47:12 No.28028603 Report

Quoted By: >>28029004

>>28028107
Superjail has its moments; I personally love how fluid the animation is and all the detail in the background in the scene. So much is going on in that show in almost every minute.

Though enough of cartoons, we need more Dazzlings! and more green...please

short

short Sat 30 Jul 2016 23:47:47 No.28028607 Report

Quoted By: >>28028620

>>28028600
>"You go right ahead and teach her-"
>Finger quotes pop up
>"-human relations. Everything will sound brilliant and romantic with you pulling her strings."
>Rarity grabs something from beside her purse, and presents it as her smoking gun
>A book
>On the cover, a bright and warm Fall forest
>"Yeah! That's right! She told me allll about your little training program."
>The confusion on your face must be pissing her off even more
>"Where are you two at? Timid hellos? Awkward first date? First kiss? Tell me, Anonymous."
"Would you-"
>"She's not a virgin anymore! Is she!"
"Rarity."
>"You slept with her and I even know when and WHERE!"
>At your hands slamming onto her table, she flinches, eyes shut tight, one arm raised in front of her face
>She shrinks into the corner made by the back of the chair and the fence surrounding the area
"...Shut. Up."
>"O-Okay."
>Her voice is just above a whisper
>Rapidly, your anger turns to a powerful mixture of confusion and embarrassment
>You look to Twilight for some kind of explanation
>Her shaky voice is muffled by the gym bag covering her mouth:
>"Maybe my explanation should have been a bit more clear."
___
>"It has to be today."
>Twilight tends to ease up quickly if she has the pleasure of explaining something
>This time was no different
>As she gave Rarity the innocent details on your nonexistent tutoring sessions - in which you taught her day to day interactions between humans of different ages and personality types - her shoulders lowered and her smile returned
>At the end she added in that this was a good time for her to return to her home
>With a bit of excitement, she digs deep into her bag and pulls out a thick, shiny brown book
>On the front is a white feather symbol
>"Goodness! I almost forgot to give this to you!"
>She strokes it a couple of times before laying it into your hands
>"This is a ma-"
>She leans closer
>So does Rarity

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short Sat 30 Jul 2016 23:48:49 No.28028620 Report

Quoted By: >>28028632

>>28028607
>"Magical book. It's used for long distance communication and, believe it or not, communication across different worlds."
"Huh?"
>"...It's like talking on a personal computer. Write in one book, the words print themselves in the other."
>You can't tell if she's proud of her world's technologies, or proud of her explanation
>"I need you to keep this close and write once a day if you can. Just to check in and let me know how things are. Now, keep in mind that this book is normally reserved for those in my government and has next to no restrictions. It's very important that you write the correct code on the line on page 1-"
>Rarity interrupts
>Shocked that Twilight would trust such an item with you, rather than her, the conversation regresses
>But this time Rarity is calmed to silence more quickly
>The discussion slows to the point that Sweetie showing up outside again becomes the new topic
>Before you know it, Rarity's storming off to her car, Sweetie's shaking your hand and Twilight's thanking you again
>You sit in your car and watch her pull her trusty gym bag into the back seat of theirs
>She's buried back there
>...
>You've never been more exhausted in your life
>Seeing Rarity hop out of the driver's seat, seemingly under Twilight's frantic instruction, is something you're unprepared for
>Her shoe scrapes to a stop on the road beside your car
>...
"What's up?"
>...
>You shut your eyes and sigh
"I'm tired. Too sleepy to argue. Okay?"
>...
>"Anonymous?"
>You open them up again to a similarly tired, frustrated face
>"Would you consider telling me what's going on? What's actually going on?"
>She rests her hands on the half-raised window
>"If only so that I'll be able to sleep tonight?"
>That's the right tactic for appealing to you
>But, it's hopeless
>You quietly tap the cover of Twilight's magical book
"She already told you. If you don't believe it, I'm sorry."
>Her fingers tug on the glass

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short Sat 30 Jul 2016 23:50:08 No.28028632 Report

Quoted By: >>28028643

>>28028620
>A step back, with spiteful eyes, she shakes her head
>"She forgot to tell you the code. 'Loans and Hesitant Travels.'"
>Huff
>"What will you discuss with her?"
"I don't know."
>"Why would she give this to YOU?"
>This girl...
>You shut your eyes
>After ten seconds or so, she stomps away
___
>Back at home, just after sundown, you prepare the couch for one hell of a sleep session
>Your two employees had mixed feelings about Twilight's departure
>Sonata innocently assumed that it solves all of your problems
>Aria helped you explain that the fake necklace is, at best, a bit of time bought
>Still, the worst problem on Sonata's mind was you neglecting to order her anything this afternoon
>With her asleep in your bedroom and Adagio hopefully asleep in the guest room you lean into your new bed when you notice
>To your right, light coming in through the bottom of your parent's bedroom door
>Knowing how tired Aria must be, you knock
>When she doesn't answer you crack the door
>...and find her sitting in the corner
"Aria?"
>She's silent until you step inside
>"What happens when you break the rules? Do you get punished, or do I get something?"
"Oh. I'm sorry."
>You scratch the back of your head and say you'll be going to bed
>"Wait, idiot. Did you want something?"
"Just wondering why you're in the floor."
>"I don't know."
>The bed's properly made, with a giant pillow and thick, fuzzy blankets
"Don't like the bed?"
>"The bed's fine."
"Aria, if something's wrong, you can tell me."
>She looks down at the floor and sighs
>"...I just don't want to sleep in a bed when Adagio's on the floor."
"Is that all? Remember that box I carried up to her?"
>You grab Aria's wrists, gently pull her onto her feet, and lead her to one end of the bed
"That was a bed."
>"Really?"
"Yeah, a comfortable one too."
>"...Are you lying?"
>You pull the covers up over and push her into the pillow

short

short Sat 30 Jul 2016 23:51:09 No.28028643 Report

Quoted By: >>28028652

>>28028632
"No. Everyone gets a bed. Everyone gets to sleep. Let's all sleep."
>As you're leaving, she stops you again
>"Wait! This pillow sucks."
>She shoves it into the floor
"Seriously?"
>"I want... uh, I want that one you made me use."
>After a moment you catch on, and head into the punishment room to find it
>When you present it to Aria you can tell she feels a bit better
"Don't worry."
>She throws up a hand to catch it
"I'm sure it still smells like me."
>Then opens it up to let it fall beside her
>She frowns and stutters out something you can't understand
"Just a joke... I'm going to sleep... too tired."
>The light's turned off and the door shut
>You fall onto the couch
>Soon after, a girl slides over the back and on top of you
"What are you doing."
>She speaks in an angry whisper
>"Why were you in Aria's room?"
"Checking on her."
>"Why didn't you check on me then?"
>She grunts, seeing you shut your eyes and look for a comfortable position
"You don't need help sleeping. Aria does. Don't get all jealous."
>Sonata sits up
>Knees press painfully into your stomach
>"I guess that makes sense. Aria doesn't like to sleep by herself."
"Really?"
>"Don't say that though, or she'll get mad."
>Sonata waits for your response before realizing you're nearly asleep
>"Anon. I'm going to propose something... and I don't want to get lectured. It's been a looong day and we're both very tired. Aria's not the only one who hates sleeping alone..."
>You wake up fully again
>With lungs filled to the brim you sigh, scoop her up and carry her to your room like a princess
>Sonata gives you a big smile, until you put her down and turn around
>"Where are you going?"
"To bed."
>"Anon! Pleeeaase?"
>Temptation sets in
"Aria thinks you and I are a bad idea, and I agree."
>"But-"
"We have to convince Adagio that we're a capable team."
>"But!"
"We, we can't do this sort of thing."
>You step out and grab the doorknob

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short Sat 30 Jul 2016 23:52:11 No.28028652 Report

Quoted By: >>28028660

>>28028643
>...
"...For now."
>And close it
>You feel a bit frustrated looking at the door and imagining her gleeful expression
>Regret weighs down on you as you drag your feet to the couch,
>collapse,
>and finally... fall asleep
___
"Wake up already!"
>Standing outside your house with the girls, you pat Sonata's head
>"Two more hours... please..."
>It's warm, not hot
>The wind feels nice and gently shakes the rows of trees across the road
>It's a perfect day and you're facing it with a full night of sleep
"It's your first day of work!"
>Sonata groans in disgust
>Aria stands up from the rocking chair on your left, having finished tying her bandana
>"Ready."
"Your first job, Aria..."
>You point to an ocean of weeds, tall grass and an embarrassing amount of random items littered in your front yard
>The tall grass is on you, but everything else is hers
>"Wow, lame task."
>She steps off the porch and gets a good look
>A tug on your sleeve draws your attention
>"I'm allergic to weeds. If I touch them I die. And really Anon I'm at my best when I'm not sweating or feeling tired. You understand, ri-"
>She turns around to investigate your line of sight
>Aria, bent over with both hands wrapped around a red weed, unknowingly presents her back end and the purple pants that snugly rest against it
>She wiggles left and right as she searches for the best possible grip
"Maybe I should supervise you guys."
>Sonata's too sleepy to work, but not too sleepy to swing at you
>Down the road, with a fold-up chair and battery powered radio in your hands, you guide Sonata to her task
"I've got the perfect job for you."
>"What? Are you gonna look at my butt all day? In a place you don't even go!"
>She gestures towards the woods
>"We've been in here once and it was awful."
"The chair is for you."
>You stop by a dirt trail and set it up
>Sonata stares in confusion

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>>28028652
>Once sure you weren't joking she's quick to sit back and relax
>"What kind of job is this?"
"Lookout duty."
>She takes the radio
"There's a pretty good chance that Rarity or someone else will show up. They'll be in a car. The things on the road."
>"I know."
"Watch through these trees. If you see a car, get up and run-"
>You point toward the dirt path which leads deeper into the woods
"that way. It'll lead you to the house faster than you would think."
>"So I have to sit here all day?"
"Long enough for Aria and I to do our chores."
>She thinks it over
>"I guess this job is okay. But I'm gonna be bored."
"Got you covered."
>Sonata gasps at the radio's static
>You play with the dial
>It fades into Spanish music, then a talk show, Classic Rock and more Spanish music
"Play with it, find something you like. And get comfortable! You're going to be doing this every day!"
>"What!?"
>You head down the dirt path
>"WHAT!"
>And grin
>"EVERY DAY!?"
>A little spin nearly tips the chair over
>"NOOOOOOOOOooooooo... okaaaaay..."
___
>You press the tip of your pen to the top line on page one
>A chill runs down your spine
>There are eight lines in total. The top of the page is filled with instructions
>"...do not attempt to analyze, remove or duplicate this item's enchantments. Illustrations should be sent on odd-numbered pages. If multiple contacts are registered here, designate per page in the provided box. The cover's insignia will glow when new messages are available. Black ink is heavily recommended..."
>After skimming them, you continue writing Twilight's code on the top line
>It's difficult not to back away as ink bleeds its way onto the empty second page, letter by letter
>"Needless to say, everything written in this book, by you or by your contacts, is confidential."
>You inch closer to the words, almost in disbelief

short

short Sat 30 Jul 2016 23:54:19 No.28028671 Report

Quoted By: >>28028677

>>28028660
>"Sharing the contents of this book with anyone other than your contacts, the superior who issued it to you, or to your Princesses, is absolutely forbidden."
>Then inch away again
>"Accidentally rewarding this book to citizens, criminals, or members of enemy nations especially, due to negligence, warrants a severe punishment."
>The writing stops briefly before finishing up on the bottom right:
>"Communications begin on page ten."
>Slowly, you turn pages, examining the strange swirling symbols that fill them along with an alphabet you don't recognize
>Page ten is another story
>"Please write as soon as you see this."
>Unsure of what you're doing, you move a shaking hand a few inches below and write,
"Twilight?"
>A response fades in quickly
>"Thank goodness, she gave you the right code. I've been worried all day."
"Sorry, was busy."
>Not used to writing things by hand, you keep your responses short
>"No worries."
>...
>"Anonymous, please remember to write regularly."
"Ok. Try to relax."
>You stretch your arms above your head and smile
>"It won't be easy after all that happened."
"Don't worry. I'll continue without you."
>"What do you mean?"
"I'll look for the girls. If I see them I'll write."
>You lay back on your couch with the book open on your stomach
>"Thank you, but please be careful."
"Say, how long will it take to check the necklace for enchantments?"
>Twilight's response takes much longer this time
>Probably carefully calculating her answer in fear of losing her know-it-all status
>In the meantime, Aria opens the door, bandanna and apron crumpled into a ball and thrown into the corner
>"Done."
>She rests her hands on her hips as you walk to the window to pull up the curtain
>The right half of the yard is covered in patches of dirt
>Random junk from this morning has all been moved into the shed, except for a box which is packed full of weeds
>It's impressive work for only a handful of hours

short

short Sat 30 Jul 2016 23:55:21 No.28028677 Report

Quoted By: >>28028752 >>28029897 >>28030357 >>28050118 >>28051357

>>28028671
>Eager to return to the book, you give her a thumbs up and turn around
>"Excuse me."
"Huh?"
>...
"What?"
>You shrug and turn around again
>This time she grabs your arm
>"Really? A certain other employee got a pat on the had just for waking up, and I bust my butt all day for a thumbs up?"
>She looks away
"I see how it is."
>You smile and raise your hand
>"Hey. I didn't mean-"
>Aria freezes
>Her hair flattens and stands as you give her four enthusiastic pats on the head, then an affectionate rub for good measure
>"GE-"
>She shuts her eyes and sinks into her shoulders so far that she gets a double chin
>"STOP-"
"You did a very good job Aria. I'm proud of you."
>"...Sto..."
"You're awesome."
>"Sssto... oh man-"
>She ducks under your arm, runs straight to your parent's bedroom and slams the door
>Probably shouldn't push her, but teasing comes too naturally
>Back on the couch, you need only wait about a minute longer for Twilight's reply:
>"The first test is complete. No traces of enchantment were found. Hiding enchantments is common, and several layers of protection are possible, so it could take days or even weeks to be certain."
"Sounds rough."
>Weeks would be nice
>Maybe it's enough time to make the Sirens convincingly civil?
>Your thoughts drift from Aria and Sonata to... Adagio... and you find yourself wanting a lot longer than that
___

Updates won't be ridiculously spaced out anymore.
I'm hoping to move into the final phase of the story soon and get it completed already, but there's still quite a lot left.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 00:05:44 No.28028752 Report

Quoted By: >>28030401

>>28028677
Dude, it's been a while. Nice to see ya back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 00:39:39 No.28029004 Report

Quoted By: >>28029137

>>28028603

I just thought that since the subject came up a few days earlier and a number of people find it interesting, it wouldn't hurt to talk about it a little when people are keeping quiet and we need a bump. Plus I'm pissed about joecartoon.

Imo, there's more to moving drawing pictures than animation. There's character design and script. What the moving drawings look like and how they act. Smooth motions are nice, but they won't do you much good when the subject in question is hard to look at.

I'll stop now. Sort just posted some long so that's covered. All I can offer is ideas and requests for the drawfags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 00:57:41 No.28029137 Report

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>>28029004

Short*. Durr...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 02:36:46 No.28029770 Report

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 02:49:15 No.28029897 Report

Quoted By: >>28030401

>>28028677
even now, I still remember that thread and its stories.

rip pants, but at least you're still around shorts.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 03:36:17 No.28030251 Report

Quoted By: >>28030322 >>28030436

Ari has a butt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 03:47:37 No.28030322 Report

Quoted By: >>28030456 >>28041254

>>28030251
It's a big butt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 03:51:18 No.28030357 Report

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>>28028677
Damn it's has been a while I'll have to re-read this if you really are gonna be updating more frequently

short

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short Sun 31 Jul 2016 03:56:33 No.28030401 Report

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>>28028752
Thanks, sorry about the slowpoke updates.

>>28029897
Those threads were a lot of fun.
Pants come back
Unless he ended up homeless again, writing green would take preeetty low priority

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 04:00:30 No.28030436 Report

Quoted By: >>28030560

>>28030251

it's a very slappable butt. the kind of butt that You'd want to leave your hand print on despite her threatening to knee you in the balls because she's trying to hide how much she'd love it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 04:02:23 No.28030456 Report

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>>28030322
For you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 04:05:51 No.28030496 Report

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miss long hair dont care

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 04:08:12 No.28030518 Report

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 04:09:19 No.28030529 Report

Quoted By: >>28030542 >>28030563 >>28033586

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 04:10:21 No.28030538 Report

Quoted By: >>28030573

http://i.imgur.com/f1DIiza.jpg
Enjoy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 04:11:25 No.28030541 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 04:11:32 No.28030542 Report

Quoted By:

>>28030529
>Blackified
>Girl love
>Weird nose

Such a fresh coat of Tumblr, I love it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 04:12:28 No.28030554 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 04:12:52 No.28030560 Report

Quoted By: >>28030950

>>28030436
>implying she isn't self-conscious about it
>implying your hushed stares wouldn't make her feel even more self-conscious
>implying slapping her cheeks wouldn't mentally break her
>implying she wouldn't want to get raped in the butt with you demeaning her "titanic" ass
>implying you wouldn't record it
>implying you wouldn't blackmail her with it
>implying she wouldn't send you willingly more blackmailable material
>implying you wouldn't rape her so long she would lose consciousness
>implying you wouldn't do it again, and again and again
>implying you wouldn't cuddle afterwards

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 04:13:10 No.28030563 Report

Quoted By: >>28030613

>>28030529

Why does Aria look like a dude?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 04:14:25 No.28030573 Report

Quoted By: >>28031057

>>28030538
Thanks, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 04:19:16 No.28030613 Report

Quoted By: >>28033586

>>28030563
You mean why does ve look like a woman trapped inside a gender - fluid non binary
attack helicopter. Check your privilege you shitlord.

t. Tumberfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 04:59:38 No.28030950 Report

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>>28030560

>Implying she doesn't know you've been checking her out
>implyng she doesn't intentionally tease you by walking around without pants on
>Implying you wouldn't give in and her a firm slap on dat ass
>Implying you wouldn't catch her arms as she goes to slap you and pull her in for a kiss
>Implying you woulddn't love feeling her melt as you lead her towards your bed
>Implying you wouldn't pull down her panties and throw her legs up over her head
>implying you wouldn't love the sounds of her moans as you mating press the fuck out of her
>implying you wouldn't cum inside, making her mad and throw you off herImplying she wouldn't slap you and call you a stupid fuck for cumming inside her like that
>Implying she wouldn't knock your door later that night for a booty call
>Implying she wouldn't stay for cuddles
>implying you wouldn't wake up next to her the next morning and wonder what you should make her for breakfast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 05:11:49 No.28031057 Report

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>>28030573
>lolirock
there went my cock... hey that rhymes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 06:56:27 No.28031896 Report

Quoted By: >>28032182 >>28032344 >>28032640 >>28032991

So what are the best pastebins here? What stories would you describe as quintessential Dazzling?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 07:55:20 No.28032182 Report

Quoted By:

>>28031896
DQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 08:21:58 No.28032344 Report

Quoted By:

>>28031896
Babysitter's Dick ofcourse

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 09:20:09 No.28032640 Report

Quoted By: >>28034042

>>28031896
Can't remember it off the top of my head, but the green where Aria gets off to Mr. Roger's. One of you faggots probably know the name.

I would also recommend MistakeAnon's "Make A Mistake With Me" and short's "Reforming the Dazzlings." TSPunk had a green where Anon is a teacher at Crystal Prep who adopts the Dazzlings which was also pretty damn enjoyable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 11:38:50 No.28032991 Report

Quoted By: >>28033498

>>28031896
Sonata's Clutzy Reformation is one of my favorites

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 14:00:42 No.28033498 Report

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>>28032991
who?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 14:03:36 No.28033512 Report

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Cute as hell. We need more pictures of Aria "cracking" without being tsundere.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 14:20:04 No.28033572 Report

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>>28014597
Wow you responded to me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 14:24:08 No.28033586 Report

Quoted By: >>28033989

>>28030529
we wuz Blazen and shieet

>>28030613
More like
>t. Joel
I read your post in his voice

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 15:42:42 No.28033989 Report

Quoted By: >>28035005 >>28035116 >>28051813

>Aria Blaze
>No fan art of her wearing a blazer

I can't blame the drawfags though, blazers look terrible.

>>28033586

I hate the shoehorned diversity crap, but I'd bury my dick deep inside her and explode like a bunker buster. Hooah!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 15:49:31 No.28034042 Report

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>>28032640
Anon world order i think was the Aria rogers infatuation

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 17:29:31 No.28034744 Report

Quoted By: >>28034793

Song that I heard recently that made me think of make a mistake with me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skb1EDDuSJc
Felt like sharing it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 17:35:16 No.28034793 Report

Quoted By: >>28035401

>>28034744
Ol' Musselwhite does have that dirty blues influence that permeates Make a Mistake, yeah. His and John Lee Hooker's songs have been listened a-plenty while writing various updates.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 18:03:29 No.28035005 Report

Quoted By: >>28035267

>>28033989
Did you just say "Hooah?" Are you a fucking boot? Shut the fuck up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 18:22:02 No.28035116 Report

Quoted By: >>28035267

>>28033989
>Aria wearing any manner of women's business clothes
I support this

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 18:44:44 No.28035267 Report

Quoted By: >>28035508 >>28036633 >>28037546

>>28035005

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WGy3L75rhZ

>>28035116

Have one. I have another somewhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 19:01:50 No.28035401 Report

Quoted By: >>28035979

>>28034793
I'm a big fan of the blues mane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 19:16:49 No.28035508 Report

Quoted By: >>28036453 >>28041759

>>28035267
>Adagio has huge tits
nope.avi

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 20:15:06 No.28035979 Report

Quoted By: >>28036116

>>28035401
There's a Canadian artist by the name of Champion who has the blues sound to his music, mainly in his first album "Chill 'Em All." You may have heard one of his songs, "No Heaven," which was featured prominently in the advertising campaign for the first Borderlands. The whole album is pretty goods, produced with synth drums and him playin guitar riffs, looping them, then layering on more guitar goodness. Some good songs to start with from him are "NnGn," "Die in Peace," "Tawoumga," and "Two Hoboes."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 20:36:03 No.28036116 Report

Quoted By: >>28036461 >>28040269

>>28035979
Nice. I'll check him out. How do you feel about Jazz? I'm a Kansas Cityfag, so Jazz is kind of a thing we do here along side the blues too.

Sal Monela !2Z84vs3sUM

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Sal Monela !2Z84vs3sUM Sun 31 Jul 2016 21:22:51 No.28036453 Report

Quoted By: >>28037272 >>28041222

>>28035508

>Sonata wakes up
>She sits up and stretches, yawning without a care in the world
>She notices mid-stretch that her large shirt fits her like a nightgown
>"Must have lost weight overnight! Taco diet is paying off!" she thinks to herself
>She looks down at her belly, and realizes that she's not supposed to be able to
>Her eyes cross
>She pats her chest
>"EEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
>Sonata freaks out and screams!
>This wakes Aria up, who throws a pillow at Sonata to shut her up
>"Shut up Sonata! I swear every day with you is a fucking adventure."
>Then Aria starts her daily morning ritual by scratching her ass
>And then she freezes and screams
>"AAAAAAAA!"
>"EEEEEEEEE!"
>"AAAAEEEEE!"
>"My boobies!"
>"My ass!"
>Both sirens burst out of the room in blind panic
>"Adagio! Adagio!"
>The two girls find Adagio with one leg outside the window
>She has a firm, big ass and a jumbo bust
>"Wtf..."
>Adagio pulls her leg back in
>"Adagio, what the h-"
>Adagio flips the two girls off while swinging her legs left and right in a mocking dance
>"Asset stealing beeaaaach! What whaaat!"
>She then backflips out of the third floor window, lands on her feet and starts running
>"Cunt!" spits Aria
>"Dick!" replies a smiling guy from the street
>Aria goes back to the bedroom and kneels on her bed's side
>She pulls a box from under it
>She sighs as she opens the box
>"Last time I said it'd be the last time..."
>Aria puts a cover over her eye. Then she takes a coat, a hat and a cutlass out of the box
>"What are you doing?" asks Sonata
>"Arrr Dusklad. Imma track down the orange whale and take back the booty she stole from me."
>Sonata nods in determination
>"I'm coming with!"
>Sonata disappears under bed
>She emerges a few seconds later armed with bear traps, rope, poof bait and a pair of groping human hands
>"I'm ready. Let's pee and go."
>Aria just stares at Sonata and her clutter in disbelief for a moment
>"What the devil, matey?"
>"These? These are my booby traps."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 21:23:42 No.28036461 Report

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>>28036116
People like Count Basie and Hot Lips Page are legendary when it comes to Kansas City jazz scene. Hell, I rue the fact that Reno Club no longer exists because that place housed some of the biggest names of the industry. Hot, crowded, small and with a whorehouse upstairs, places like that no longer exist... on the record, anyway.

Though if I had to say, I think I'm most grateful for Big Joe Turner. Without him, we'd most likely be missing some major elements of rock. Shake, Rattle and Roll is a classic.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 21:43:33 No.28036633 Report

Quoted By: >>28036687

>>28035267
I have some myself. Just didn't feel like digging for them at the time. I always support more business attire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 21:50:45 No.28036687 Report

Quoted By: >>28037546

>>28036633

Same here. I was reading some /fit/ literature earlier and I feel down and demotivated by the fact that humans aren't futas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 22:52:36 No.28037272 Report

Quoted By: >>28061307

>>28036453
Nice Sal, very nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 23:19:28 No.28037546 Report

Quoted By: >>28037790

>>28035267
>>28036687
You seem like you're a degenerate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2016 23:45:50 No.28037790 Report

Quoted By: >>28041791

>>28037546

A lil' drunk earlier, but I certainly have my issues. The other guy joked and then I did too.
Regarding the spoiler I was reading the Book of Pook and dwelled on my and Pook's perspective on male and female mentality. I'm fed up with futa too, but think about it. If all humans were futas then

1) We wouldn't have this huge, unbridgable chasm between male and female mentality (which imo is a huge obstacle to happiness) while maintaining the ability to reproduce.

2) We'd have no gender or straight/gay sjw horseshit plaguing the progress of society.

3) There wouldn't be nearly as many white knights around.

4) Every human's chance of getting laid or getting together and starting a family would double. In theory anyway.

It makes sense.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 00:26:15 No.28038183 Report

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 00:28:21 No.28038209 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 00:29:23 No.28038217 Report

Quoted By: >>28038963 >>28039646

http://i.imgur.com/PeIRJ1d.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/qD2je7R.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/uyhk518.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/eWDwBJv.jpg
Enjoy

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 00:30:30 No.28038229 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 00:32:05 No.28038252 Report

Quoted By: >>28038264

>>28038229
Is this the horse wife guy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 00:33:13 No.28038264 Report

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>>28038252

Yep.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 01:36:01 No.28038963 Report

Quoted By: >>28040086

>>28038217

>Foreign speaking vaginas

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 02:47:39 No.28039646 Report

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>>28038217

I think I've seen that cultist guy before. Is he like that puke oc Rally Flag?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 03:28:02 No.28040086 Report

Quoted By:

>>28038963

>Implying vaginas make a lick of sense even when they speak your language

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 03:45:45 No.28040269 Report

Quoted By:

>>28036116
I never got too much into jazz, stopped at "Take Five" (cause come on, who hasn't listened to "Take Five"?). Been meaning to explore that genre a bit more, but I got side tracked by metal. So Cal is super big on the various forms of metal for some reason. Between the heavier stuff and some UK Underground Bass scene, I have plenty of labels and artists to explore. Occasionally I'll find a new sound/genre that appeals to me and binge it for a week. That's sorta where I'm at with jazz; never consistenty listened to it past the binge week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 05:14:57 No.28040967 Report

Quoted By: >>28042656

MISTAKEANON PLEASE FUCK MY BOIPUSSY, YOUR GREEN IS SOOOO GOOD.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 05:16:31 No.28040977 Report

Quoted By:

bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 05:53:31 No.28041222 Report

Quoted By: >>28061307

>>28036453
>booby traps
Sal, your pun game is on par

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 05:58:42 No.28041254 Report

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>>28030322
It's a really big butt

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 06:43:06 No.28041488 Report

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 06:44:10 No.28041494 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 07:33:45 No.28041759 Report

Quoted By: >>28043766

>>28035508
fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 07:40:15 No.28041791 Report

Quoted By: >>28043883

>>28037790
> huge, unbridgable chasm between male and female mentality (which imo is a huge obstacle to happiness) while maintaining the ability to reproduce
Thank modernism for this outlook.
>no gender or straight/gay sjw horseshit plaguing the progress of society
They'd choose something else, which they do now.
>white knights
Thank modernism for this occurence.
>Every human's chance of getting laid or getting together and starting a family would double. In theory anyway.
Debatable. Snails are technically "futa", being hermaphrodites.

All in all, what we're experiencing is nothing more than some effort in bringing complementary parts against each other. By taking the leash away from nature, endless progroms would follow, and this progressivist nonsense wouldn't survive in good old fashioned Darwinian theory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 09:30:38 No.28042195 Report

Quoted By: >>28042272

>>28018707
>>28019179
http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Orc-Stain
Enjoy :^)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 09:56:28 No.28042272 Report

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>>28042195
>Enjoy
That's my line pal.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 11:36:18 No.28042656 Report

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>>28040967
Dude.Chill. We're all fucked anyway.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 12:15:21 No.28042776 Report

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Alright, Chapter 2 of Make A Mistake With Me is reading like a Persona game. I expected hooking up with cute girls then suddenly I'm thrusted into the Dark Hour.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 13:25:26 No.28043081 Report

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>>28021813
Wens da update

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 14:09:33 No.28043281 Report

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>>28042776
Persona you say? How do you go from cute girls and motorcycle gangs to that wacky realm? Is it more of the dark atmosphere that's leaking in or we actually going to a dark world that appears at the strike of midnight?

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 14:11:09 No.28043290 Report

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>>28043281
...I feel stupid now; I reread and saw the comment on the Dark Hour. Welp, I uderstan where this going. Time to get comfy

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Cafe Dazzling Mon 01 Aug 2016 14:26:14 No.28043362 Report

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>>Last time on Cafe Dazzling: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/279811/cafe-dazzling

I… WUT? ADAGIO, WHO IS THIS?

“That’s Anon. He’s a regular human so can you cut him a little slack Uncle C?” asked Aria.

HE IS YOURS?

“Well, I guess we are partners. And, uh, staying at his place?” answered Dagi.

COHABITATING? HOW LEWD. WHAT WOULD YOUR FATHER SAY?

“Probably what took us so long…” Sonata muttered under her breath. She pantomimed a person talking with her hand and made a squeaky Bane voice. “When are you three gonna give me some grandkids?”

>Sunny, the only person close to enough to hear her, was positively scandalized by the comment. Or she would be, if she wasn’t a post graduate program pony girl old enough to have seen her share of heat cycles. Still, what surprised her was that it was Sonata that said it. Sunset glanced over at Anon. There was a little drool, and maybe a new eye twitch or two, but he was holding up surprisingly well all things considered.

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Cafe Dazzling Mon 01 Aug 2016 14:28:59 No.28043375 Report

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>>28043362

WHAT WAS THAT?

“He’s our friend. Alot of stuff happened and we kindaaa got exiled from Equestria,” replied Aria.

NEVERTHELESS THE CHALLENGE HAS BEEN ISSUED. NO TAKEBACKS. ADAGIO, YOUR DAZZLINGS SHALL COMPETE AGAINST MY CHAMPIONS…

>A burst of light blinded them as the collars on the Rainbooms shattered.

UNLESS YOU CAN DEFEAT MY CHAMPIONS, YOU SHALL NOW BE THE ONES TO REPAY THEIR DEBT.

“Wait, the Rainbooms? We’re trying to free them. Couldn’t they just throw the contest?” asked bacon mane.

NO, THEY ARE UNDER A GEAS. FAILURE TO COMPETE TO THE BEST OF THEIR ABILITIES WILL RESULT IN THEIR BRAINS MELTING.

“It doesn’t matter! The Rainbooms are all shit waifus!” shouted Anon.

>A look of concern crossed the Dazzling’s faces.

>Two kitchenettes rose from the stone floor. Gleaming stainless steel surfaces, gas ranges, and Teflon coated pots and pans appeared on hooks.

“WTF is this teflon shit?! We’re pros dammit, cast iron or gtfo!”

IS… IS HE GOING TO BE OK?

“Yeah, he’s honestly doing much better I thought he would.”

>Aria looked over at Twilight. She could see a dull green glow waving behind her eyes. The Rainbooms mechanically formed up on the right side of the stage behind their kitchen islands, save for Pinkie, who skipped. To absolutely no one’s surprise she had another collar on.

THE STAGE HAS BEEN SET. COME, WATCHERS!

>Strange shadowy shapes filled the audience. Black chitin covered monstrosities, cucumber shaped beings of questionable geometry with star shaped mouth/proboscis, a couple dirty filthy satyr things but with the human bottom and horse top, and other creatures too disgustingly strange to perceive. Anon suddenly snapped out of his insanity for a moment.

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Cafe Dazzling Mon 01 Aug 2016 14:30:41 No.28043381 Report

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>>28043375

“Is… is that a candy blue colored unicorn wearing a robe and wizard hat?”

>The dark wizard pony, the last in a long line of direct descendants from Starswirl the Bearded, nommed on a floating stick of cotton candy. Of the things he had seen, it was this that pushed Anon over the edge. He stared into the abyss, and the abyss stared back with her deep purple judging horse eyes.

“What are yooou staring at, monkey?”

>Of course it fucking talks.

“Nope. Nopenopenopenope.”

>Aria sighed, then slapped Anon right across his face. He blinked, clarity returning. How could she know his fetish?

“You good now Nonny?” asked Sonata, as she reared back to give him a slap on the other cheek.

>Anon caught her hand before she could swing. He could only get so erect.

“I’m good, I’m goood.”

>He worked his jaw with his hand, not entirely sure whether Aria had held back or not. Composure recovered, he nodded to the rest of the Dazzlings and they turned as one. Adagio nodded back and stepped forward.

“Uncle C, we are ready to battle the Rainbooms!”

>There were murmurs throughout the crowd. The dreamer from R’lyeh blushed.

PLEASE, JUST CTHULHU IN FRONT OF THE OTHERS DAGI.

>He had tried to whisper, but failed horribly, as all the words had been imprinted directly into the psyche of all the observers rather than spoken.

COUGH COUGH THROAT CLEARING NOISE. VERY WELL. LET THE CHALLENGE BEGIN!

Welp, that's it for now.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 14:40:03 No.28043419 Report

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>>28003942
Did it lead to rape?

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 15:24:35 No.28043576 Report

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>>28042776
>>28043281
>>28043290
Later the story dips straight into /x/ territory. It's kinda hilarious.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 15:58:15 No.28043766 Report

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>>28041759
>fag
Nothing wrong with liking a delicious flat chest anon.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 16:08:06 No.28043820 Report

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>>28043576
I'm been meaning to ask this regarding your green (assuming you're MistakeAnon): the Lucky Bastards cigarettes are considered a low quality, low price nicotine source, correct? Could you give a ballpark to how shit this brand is with an example, say Camels or Malboros, or some equally cough inducing brands that provide that sweet, sweet nicotine fix?

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 16:13:45 No.28043864 Report

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>>28043381
So much green to catch up on

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 16:17:16 No.28043883 Report

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>>28041791

>Thank modernism for this outlook

It's always been like this. Give something to a man and he'll either be greatful or suspicious because it came out of nowhere. Give something to a woman and she'll just take it feeling nothing because she thinks she deserves it.
All that's changed is that now little miss take doesn't have to marry a man in order to leech off of him, and she is free to tease any number of men without her oh-so-important social standing suffering from it. She used to be a whore. Now she is strong and independant.

I don't completely disagree with the monster of feminism though. At the very first it was about legal representation. I can't find myself disagreeing with that. It's everything else that was let out of Pandora's box.

>They'd choose something else, which they do now.

True. Remember the tumblr pedo movement? I wish it'd gained more popularity so as to discredit social media "activism" in the eyes of normies.
What are the sjws raising a stink about now?

>Thank modernism for this occurence.

Men have always had this mentality of their being and efforts revolving around women. We have slavery coded into our dna. It's frightening to think and realize that someone else has such control over you.
I think men have always been like this but have reached this low now because women now have the freedom to be as self-centered and nasty as they want and mistreat people guiltlessly.

>Debatable

Hence the "in theory". In theory the number of potential matches would double as it'd grow to include people who are currently gay or your own sex. In practice though, a number of people are attracted only to inanimate objects, insects etc. They'd still be unavailable.

>Snails are technically "futa", being hermaphrodites.

The reason is said futa instead of hermaphrodite is that I love my masculinity and would rather leave it behind entirely than become an androgynous parody like Marilyn Manson.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 16:38:50 No.28043995 Report

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>>28043883
>Remember the tumblr pedo movement?

That's a funny way of saying /pol/ trolls; seriously, their hands were all over that in order to try and discredit same sex marriage, feminism, and too fuck with tumblr cause, well...it's tumblr.

The idea was to take the feminist ideology of a woman's body belonging to her, then taking a skip and a hop to say that little girls should get to consider what age they can consent because they are women, and it is their body and chose as too what they can do with it, laws be damned.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 16:55:18 No.28044087 Report

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If the Dazzlings are also carnivorous as well as absorbing magical energies, and they still treats humans as 'foods'.. What body parts that do you think our girls would enjoy eating the most?

>Adagio
Head. She's very delicate with untensils.
>Aria
Ribs, Hands, Feet. Those part with some cruncables bones
>Sonata
Anything, as long it has meat. And she had a soft spot for innards

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 16:57:27 No.28044100 Report

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>>28043820
It's meant to be a pretty shit brand yeah, burning unevenly and leaving a pretty horrible taste in your mouth. While the name is an obvious nod to Lucky Strikes, the smokes themselves are actually based off of knock-off Baisha brand cigarettes I smoked while in China. Not too horrid, and just enough bite for me. They were far-call from the official Baisha, though, which were far better. Locals took their cigarettes very seriously.

If you want an American equivalent I suggest to try Eagle 20's red. That's pretty much the closest I've gotten. Discount brand that does not tax the wallet of a poor student too much.

Incidentally, Lucky Bastards are a bit of a running gag in greens and other stories of mine. You can bet that if there's a smoker in the story, he or she'll be smoking them. In-story they're supposed to be an Asian imitation-brand of Lucky Strikes by a company which went belly up in less than a year, meaning that they're a dwindling resource.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 17:02:17 No.28044122 Report

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> Lucky Bastards are a bit of a running gag in greens and other stories of mine.

Kinda like Red Apple cigaretts in Tarantino's films.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 17:16:46 No.28044194 Report

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>>28044122
Huh. I figured I must've gotten it from somewhere. So that's where.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 17:21:10 No.28044229 Report

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>>28044194
You're welcome anon.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 17:32:10 No.28044326 Report

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>>28044100
Ya know, cigarstte prices are great in California since they don't tax the crap out of them. My go to pack is American Spirits Black: $5 plus sales tax. Gotta love Commiefornia sometimes, especialy when it comes to alcohol and tobacco products. Not a heavy smoker, but man do I love cigars. I'd much rather spend $20 on one of those than get a couple packs of cigs; more flavor and it goes well with my whiskey.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 17:36:36 No.28044352 Report

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>>28044326
I try to save cigars for special occasions, like parties or trips or whatever. If it's just a normal night out, I'll go with a pack or two. Still, I can't say I didn't enjoy the former more.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 17:39:40 No.28044367 Report

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>>28014463

Am medic. Can help. Send me a line if you're ever unsure of anything.

Head up. We all love you. Take you time

for serious though. I really am

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 17:54:55 No.28044456 Report

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>>28043576
I just got finished reading all of it. Now I don't whether or not I'm in the mood to play Persona or Hunter: the Vigil. The Dazzlings are top notch. And fuck, all of these allusions to myth and conspiracy. I eat that stuff up. Either way, it's a fun read, I love all the characters, and I can't wait for more even though the song selections aren't typically my genre of music. Still, I love how the music is just as big a part of Anon's personality as his delinquency is.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 18:13:55 No.28044566 Report

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>>28044352
All this talk of tobacco...I think it's time I enjoyed my 15 minute break for today.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 18:17:31 No.28044583 Report

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>>28044456
MaMwM is a big on Americana and related myths. So stuff like smoking, motorcycle gangs, conspiracy theories play an important part in it. Same with music, as genres, styles and artists can instinctively make one think of a certain place or a time-period.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 19:17:47 No.28044943 Report

Quoted By: >>28045706 >>28046579

>>28011988
>>28012084
I would like if this story went on

...please

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:12:59 No.28045706 Report

Quoted By: >>28046579

>>28044943
Me too :'(

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:44:45 No.28045955 Report

Quoted By: >>28045964

I want summerfags to go and stay go but that's never gonna happen because the world doesn't revolve around me now does it? go write it yourself faggots :^)

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:46:02 No.28045964 Report

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>>28045955
also if you were too dense to tell I quit

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:48:42 No.28045983 Report

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>>28045964
Tubular BRO!!!!

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:34:14 No.28046372 Report

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>>28043995
You shouldn't be laughing now, since it seems they were right.

>>28043883
>It's always been like this.
That's why we leash and train dogs.
>leech
Crops don't leech off your work and time, but you benefit greatly by doing so.
>legal representation
Representation without justification is the monstrosity here. You don't read about the statistically low numbers of blacks getting murdered by civilian whites, do you?
No, shooting a fleeing intruder is lawful and good. Read the law and philosophy.
>being and efforts revolving around women
Correction: family.
>coded into our DNA
We're coded to be animals, and we humans are obviously better than animals by striving for greater things and taming ourselves.
Do you know how a horse is tamed? It's called breaking. Look it up.

>inb4 [literal inerpretation of metaphors]

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 23:01:11 No.28046579 Report

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>>28044943
>>28045706
My stance on the matter

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 23:22:33 No.28046711 Report

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 23:23:35 No.28046720 Report

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 23:24:36 No.28046730 Report

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Enjoy

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 23:25:39 No.28046739 Report

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 23:26:42 No.28046745 Report

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 23:27:05 No.28046746 Report

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>>28046739
This is great

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 01:00:58 No.28047445 Report

Quoted By: >>28048801

>>28046372

>inb4 [literal inerpretation of metaphors]

Something about training in the fields to become strong as a family of horses in order to lay down the law on some dogs.

>Teach your daughters better
>Get your wife to share the burdens
>The important thing is the court's not a group's judgement
>Discipline yourself

My answers are

>They'll get ostracized or they'll learn the "norm" through school and culture
>Fucking agreed. That's how my grandparents' generation achieved equality and mutual respect
>Law doesn't matter to an entitled mob. One black guy dies, and everyone goes nanners. One blue guy dies and not even a nostril bleeds.

Plus where I'm from, wounding a burglar will land you a fine and prison time. Weapon (not just gun) laws are extremely prohibitive to the point that it's illegal to carry chains or pepper spray).
Also the media tend to smear the names of citizens countrywide before there's a court decision, and we have militant teams of anarchists who burn cars and businesses, and pass their own judgement regardless of the court finding you innocent or not. And they watch the news.

>Discipline is a nicer term for denying yourself. I don't see how denying satisfaction and pleasure leads to happiness.

Regarding family, I disagree. I've seen a bunch of men making clowns of themselves, bragging or getting shit done in order to get laid. None of them wanted to get married. Even I work out and hit on girls in order to get laid. I've had a few girls interested in a relationship and I rejected them because I just want to fuck (before you say anything, their personalities weren't captivating).

Family only becomes a man's focus when it happens or sometimes when he hits middle age.

My biggest bother is that as a romantic and a lazy bastard I find the idea of a constant powerplay and denial of showering your loved one with love disatisfying and unenjoyable.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 02:04:45 No.28047891 Report

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Alright, so I need a definitive answer: what's the best attribute of each Dazzling? Ass, breasts, hips, or thighs?

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 02:16:31 No.28047993 Report

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>>28047891
The bellybuttons

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 02:36:29 No.28048142 Report

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>>28047891

Can a drawfag draw the competition scene from the Judgement of Paris with anon as Paris, Flash as Hermes (optional) and the Dazzlings as the goddesses (perhaps with Adagio being confidently alluring, Aria being lewd or tsun, and Sonata being happy/sexy)?
Bonus points if anon feeds the apple to pony Sunset to everyone's surprised outrage in a second pic.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgement_of_Paris

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 03:57:55 No.28048801 Report

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>>28047445
>extremely prohibitve arms laws
Once I was in Europe for a visit I had to bloody learn the law so I could find out that it IS technically legal to kill a fleeing intruder if you assumed they had something you owned, but you'd still need a good lawyer.
>discipline
The lack of discipline is what lead us into this whole mess.

But nobody listens to the guy(s) talking about naturalistic morality and the Bible. The world goes down exactly like how Deutoronomy foretold it? Who cares!
I was surprised to find other people talking about this on this board.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 03:58:59 No.28048807 Report

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>>28047891
big, pregnantly round bellies.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 04:35:50 No.28049055 Report

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>>28048807

X-ray of a siren embryo swimming inside Adagio's pregnant belly when?

>>28048801

I'm more surprised people have yet to complain.
Laws change from country to country. One of the top priorities of socialist countries is to disarm their citizens and penalize any form of violence. We are unable to revolt. Total Cuckistan.

>Bible

Imo at least part of the Bible or it's source material was written as a manual with guidelines for the establishment and maintainment of a society and branded as God's law so as to make savages apply it without needing convincing or an explanation. For example, wanking leads to reduced birth rates. A society needs an increasing population in order to have more power and chances of survival. You don't understand or care? God will punish you in eternal hellfire and daemons will rape your soul. And so you stop fapping.
As such, the signs of the end times are actually causes and signs of a society's dessolution and moral decay. This also explains why the Apocalypse is always upon us but never actually happening.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 06:17:13 No.28049704 Report

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 06:42:22 No.28049836 Report

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>>28049704
Green where Adagio watches you jack off into her panties when?

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 06:51:37 No.28049899 Report

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>>28049836
woo baby dat cameltoe

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 07:16:16 No.28050072 Report

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>>28047891
>Sonatass

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 07:24:11 No.28050118 Report

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>>28028677
You have my undivided attention sir!

I just read the pastebin and i am fucking GLUED to this story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 08:27:27 No.28050470 Report

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>>28050118
This. Please continue.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 10:22:39 No.28050648 Report

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>>28049899

You mean "that's a lot of spaghetti", right?

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 11:17:12 No.28050869 Report

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>>28049055
There really isn't much need to complain over the conversation so far; sure, it's a little off topic, but it seems to have been fairly civil so far, thus why none of us have really complained. I mean, heck, we were talking about cigarettes earlier. We'll all here for one reason: our love of the Dazzlings. Through Dazzlings there will be peace...as long as that's what they want from us.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 12:23:01 No.28051055 Report

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>>28050869

People used to get so pissy about religion and the like. Seeing how /dzg/ changed after a number of contentfags left to socialize with eachother, I can't help but wonder which of those I admire I'd consider dirt if I knew them on a personal level. I had an invite that I declined though.

I guess now it's safe to write a green about the Dazzlings accidentally selling anon's soul to satan and christian rock star Sunset Shimmer coming to the rescue.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 13:51:39 No.28051357 Report

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>>28028677
Woot, short is back!

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Cafe Dazzling Tue 02 Aug 2016 14:55:53 No.28051594 Report

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>>28043381

>Also last time: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/279811/cafe-dazzling

>A hush fell over the crowd. Even the snooty blue unicorn that Anon prayed everyone else could see fell silent.

AS THIS IS A SPECIAL OCCASION, I HAVE CHOSEN A SPECIAL JUDGE…

>A new shadow formed on stage between the two factions. To Anon it appeared to be a nondescript middle aged man. Fairly fit looking, small ears, thinning dusky blondish hair, wearing a well tailored black suit with a red tie. As he stared the image seemed to waver for a second. If he didn’t know any better he would think that there was a 30 story tall fish man standing before him beside Uncle Cthulhu. But that would be silly. Aria, Adagio, and Sonata looked shocked. Taco Siren was the first to recover.

“Daddy!”

>The blue girl ran up and hugged her father around his clearly normal human sized neck. Purple grump's perpetual façade of grumpiness fell as she also wrapped her arms around her father.

“Hey there sweeties! How goes it?”

>He looked over at his eldest daughter.

“Hey my little Dagi, what’s up?”

“Nothing much, Dago.”

>Her voice dripped with sarcasm as she stretched out the “O” at the end.

“Became the most popular music artists in Equestria, enslaved town after town with our voices, single handedly invented almost every genre of music, got banished by a neck beard who was salty that he couldn’t beat us, hung out with conquerors and kings for a few centuries on Earth, got beaten by a bunch of magical high school girls, ran a restaurant.”

>She let her sarcasm fall as she smiled a genuine smile at him.

“You know, the usual.”

“Hah, well looking at you girls, I can see why you never came home to Y'ha-nthlei. Was thinking maybe you were all just late bloomers!”

>He laughed. The stage tremored. Anon seemed to be the only one to notice.

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Cafe Dazzling Tue 02 Aug 2016 15:02:33 No.28051616 Report

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>>28051594

“We were actually really close Daddy, we had fins and everything, but then we got transformed and sent through the mirror,” added Sonata. “Thinking about it, old Starswirl did us a favor. A lot of cool things happen on dry land!”

“Well, I can see how you girls might enjoy these forms over ponies. I’ve had a few adventures on Earth myself.”

>He laughed again. It was then Anon realized he was the one shaking, not the stage.

“Hey! That’s not fair, how can he be the judge!” shouted Ponko.

>He bent down to regard the pink one.

“I assure you, little lady, that either outcome would serve my purposes.”

>He glanced back at his girls.

“It would be nice to my little girls around again.”

>He turned back over to Cthulhu, his brother from another other. He motioned to Plinka.

“How can that one still talk?”

I HAVE NO IDEA.

“Well, enough visiting I suppose. Guests! Welcome! We have here a rare challenge to the Dreamer himself, Lord Cthulhu! It will be my little princesses, the Dazzlings, versus the Rainbooms!”

>Cheers, grunts, slurps, hoof stomps, and strange screeching noises washed over the stage from the very diverse crowd.

“As it would be quite a feat for these teams to create a meal suitable for Cthulhu, what with his usual fare of sanity and hope being in short supply here…”

>The audience broke into laughter at this. Or at least the non-Euclidean equivalent of laughter.

“I, Dagon, shall be the celebrity judge.”

>More cheers and shouts from the crowd. It seemed Dagi's father was some kind of big shot here, Anon reflected, as he tried to still the tremors rolling through his body.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 15:54:15 No.28051813 Report

Quoted By: >>28052118

>>28033989
>Aria Blaze
>No fanart of her blazing it

>I hate the shoehorned diversity crap
I don't think that was the artist's intention I think they just like some chocolate.
It's funny cause that was the first Aria pic I saved cause I didn't like her at first, and I can't imagine her being pale white like I do with Adagio or Sonata

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 16:54:07 No.28052076 Report

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>>28046739
Wat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 17:04:45 No.28052118 Report

Quoted By: >>28060951

>>28051813

>And then Aria spent her day doing anon's taxes for him

I don't mind some thick chocolate myself. But diversity crap aside, purple and brown look terrible together, not to mention the green too.
I'm not a big fan of white Dazzlings either, but white skin doesn't clash with pastel hair. I prefer them yellow, purple and blue.

>No fanart of her blazing it

I think there is some. If I could draw, I'd draw Aria stoned and calm with the universe behind her, and a "there is no need to be upset" caption under her like in the zen ape image just for you.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 18:26:01 No.28052544 Report

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 19:56:17 No.28053266 Report

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 20:32:58 No.28053558 Report

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God she is perfect.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 21:43:57 No.28054026 Report

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>>28052544
Thats fucking horrible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 22:25:14 No.28054329 Report

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>>28053558
Such beautiful, inviting armpits

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 00:31:12 No.28055262 Report

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 00:32:47 No.28055276 Report

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>>28008023
http://i.imgur.com/eLCdbw3.png
Enjoy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 00:33:55 No.28055287 Report

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 00:34:59 No.28055298 Report

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 00:36:04 No.28055311 Report

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 00:37:22 No.28055318 Report

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http://i.imgur.com/lA8Sf4q.png
http://i.imgur.com/O5ltN7g.png
Enjoy

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 00:37:55 No.28055325 Report

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>>28049899
that's not a camel toe

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 00:38:26 No.28055329 Report

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 00:39:28 No.28055337 Report

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 00:46:07 No.28055393 Report

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>>28055325
Wot

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 00:49:27 No.28055427 Report

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>>28055311
I want to protect their smiles.
>She will never know you fight to protect her smile

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 00:51:11 No.28055444 Report

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>>28055393
it's a see through

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 00:54:49 No.28055472 Report

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Twiggy aliens

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 00:56:44 No.28055486 Report

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>>28055311
Twiggy aliens

Sal Monela !2Z84vs3sUM

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Sal Monela !2Z84vs3sUM Wed 03 Aug 2016 01:37:42 No.28055859 Report

Quoted By: >>28055879

>>28049704
>>28049836

Implying it's her panties.

>You are in the school hallway minding your own business when a pair of soft hands land over your eyes
>"Guess who" says a familiar sultry voice
"Adagio?"
>Adagio removes her hands and swings in front of you with a smile
>"Got it in one! How are you, minion?"
>The sirens have lost their pendants, but they still have sway over you and they know it
>They like to tease you about it, but playfully rather than maliciously
>You do little things for them and in turn they give you pats, kisses and kind words
>Perhaps deep down they are greatful that someone adores them
>However you do feel a little bit insecure about how they see you
"Don't call me that. You make me feel small and yello-ow!"
>Adagio slaps you on the arm
>She is short and sensitive about it, and thought the comment was directed at her
>"Meanie. And here I was going to give you a present for putting up with us."
>She pouts
>You stiffle a giggle and refrain from asking if it's a "bananaaaa...!"
"A present? What present?"
>Adagio smirks
>"Close your eyes and open your hand."
>Nope. You know from elementary where this is going
"No way. You're gonna spit your gum in my hand or put something else gross in it."
>"No I won't!"
"Oh yes you will!"
>"Open your hand!"
"Nu-uh."
>Adagio sighs and facepalms
>"Open your goddamn hand already!"
"O-Okay..."
>You close your eyes and cup your hands
>You feel something soft brush against your palms
>"You can open them now."
>You open your eyes and look at Adagio's present
>It's something red
>It looks like those things women use instead of sponges in the shower
>No wait, it looks like a bunched up handkerchief
>You unfold the red thing and stare at it in disbelief
>A red pair of panties!
>Oh look, they have a cute little bowtie

1/3

Sal Monela !2Z84vs3sUM

Sal Monela !2Z84vs3sUM Wed 03 Aug 2016 01:38:59 No.28055879 Report

Quoted By: >>28055901

>>28055859

>You hear a giggle at the edge of your conscience
>Adagio places a pink-gloved hand upon yours in order to draw your attention back to her
>"To my number one fan..." she says with a lewd smile
>She looks you in the eye and leans closer
>Actually she props herself on her toes to reach your face
>She caresses your cheek with her soft fingertips and then lets them make their way down to your chest
>She puckers her lips to kiss you but pushes you gently away just before you make contact
>Aw what?
>Adagio turns her back and walks away slowly and seductively
>She's giving you a great view of her poof and heavenly swaying hips
>She presses something on her cellphone and laughs
>Good gracious, that laughter!
>You wipe your sweat with whatever's at hand at the moment
"Wait, what the hell am I doing?"
>You're rubbing a pair of panties all over your face
"Gah!"
>You stop immediately and look around to see if anyone's noticed
>No student seems to have noticed anything
>You look at the red panties again
>Adagio's panties...
>You bring your hand on your face and sniff them discreetly
>*Sniff sniff*
>*Sniiiiiiiff*
>It smells like hibiscus detergent
>They are clean, freshly washed
>You are disappointed a little
"Adagio, you tease."
>You rub the fabric between your fingers
>Something about the texture feels so good in your hand
>And to think that you're touching the panties that were touching Adagio's..."
"Ohhh..."
>You tremble slightly at the thought of her slit
>This is like an indirect caress of her privates
>Does she shave? Does she have a mini-poof down there?
>You keep rubbing the panties between your fingers almost hypnotized
>As such you don't notice Sunset and Aria
>They were walking and talking about guitar strings until Sunset notices you and freezes mid-sentece as if struck by lightning

2/3

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Sal Monela !2Z84vs3sUM Wed 03 Aug 2016 01:40:56 No.28055901 Report

Quoted By: >>28056669 >>28056913 >>28058259 >>28059388

>>28055879

>"Sunset? Is everything alright?" asks Aria
>Her words show concern, but her wicked smile betrays a mean pleasure
>Sunset can't speak
>"P-p-p!"
>She is overwhelmed with embarassment and anger
>Instead she just looks at you playing with a pair of very familiar panties
>And then she reaches her bursting point
>"PERVERT!" she yells, drawing everyone's attention
>You raise your head, wondering what the latest drama is and who's involved
>You hear an almost stomping clicking of bootheels approaching you
>A hand comes down and grabs your present before you even realize you're under attack
"Sunset?! What the hell?"
>"Give me back my panties!" she yells as she tries to yank them off your hand
>Alas, the straps are coiled around your fingers
>Sunset, red with fury and shame, loses control of her temper and punches you
>It's a good punch too, one of those where you put your back to it
>*Ker-pow!*
>....
>The next day the school newspaper read "Sunstruck! A panty-stealing student who shall remain anonymous was caught red-handed yesterday by one of his victims and severely beaten. While we cannot reveal the bruiser's name, we can say that she has a history of anger management issues. In other news Sunset Shimmer was expelled yesterday and snatched up by Crystal Prep."
>Somewhere in a dark office
>Diamond Tiara puts down the newspaper she was reading
>"This is amazing! My last three journalists were good at uncovering news. But you? You MAKE news!" says the excited spoiled brat
>Adagio smiles as she rubs her novelty red kryptonite pendant
>"Do I have the job, boss?" she asks, adding a mocking overtone to "boss"
>Diamond Tiara sticks out her hand and Adagio shakes it
>"Welcome aboard! Gabby Gums..."

3/3

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 02:55:08 No.28056627 Report

Quoted By: >>28056669

>page 10

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 02:59:54 No.28056669 Report

Quoted By: >>28061307

>>28055901
Good job Sal.
>>28056627
Such lazy worship. A crying shame.

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 03:30:56 No.28056913 Report

Quoted By: >>28057617 >>28061307

>>28055901
The ending took me by surprise. Nice job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 04:45:46 No.28057403 Report

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>>28055276
I did, very much. Thanks enjoyfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 05:21:02 No.28057617 Report

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>>28056913
>That outfit

Muh dick

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 05:32:51 No.28057687 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 06:24:16 No.28058035 Report

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>>28057687
That's a pretty cute artstyle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 06:56:20 No.28058259 Report

Quoted By: >>28058320 >>28061307

>>28055901
Kek
Pretty good.
I wonder if sonata would be the only dazzling not to fuck with anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 07:07:41 No.28058320 Report

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>>28058259
Sonata would at least try to join the other two. That's obvious. She does it all the time in the movie.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 09:25:11 No.28059007 Report

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 11:20:13 No.28059388 Report

Quoted By: >>28061307

>>28055901
Alternate ending:
>Yes. Yes. You too... MR. President...

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 12:01:14 No.28059482 Report

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>>28003977
>after all the sonata gets
nice try

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 13:20:31 No.28059762 Report

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>>28048801

Tell me more about discipline. How did you develop yours? Are you in the army? Do you practice martial arts? Are you working out?

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 15:58:45 No.28060477 Report

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 16:04:14 No.28060512 Report

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 16:15:07 No.28060574 Report

Quoted By: >>28060631

>tfw you have to change your work password today and can't reuse use your waifu's name as part of it.

Feels bad man.

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 16:22:51 No.28060631 Report

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>>28060574
I know that feeling

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 16:55:18 No.28060801 Report

Quoted By: >>28060965

Sonata a cute.

A cute!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 16:57:01 No.28060812 Report

Quoted By: >>28060967

Sonata is trash and should be bullied really hard

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 17:25:17 No.28060951 Report

Quoted By: >>28061307

>>28052118
>and a "there is no need to be upset" caption under her like in the zen ape image just for you.
That would be extremely based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 17:28:01 No.28060965 Report

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>>28060801
>she's humping the rock and see cums

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 17:28:10 No.28060967 Report

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>>28060812
The only hard thing I'd bully her with is my dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 17:31:59 No.28060991 Report

Quoted By: >>28061137 >>28061211 >>28061307 >>28061315 >>28061457

Who is the fattest Dazzling?

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 17:54:46 No.28061137 Report

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>>28060991
After searching derpibooru.....apparently Adagio is.

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 17:59:40 No.28061173 Report

Quoted By: >>28061489

Oh shit,It's dat grump

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 18:04:39 No.28061211 Report

Quoted By: >>28067815

>>28060991
Thiccdagio

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 18:17:03 No.28061307 Report

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>>28037272
>>28041222
>>28056669
>>28056913
>>28058259

I usually take all comments as sarcasm for shits and giggles, but seeing people taking the time to let me know they read my crap (especially when I'm outclassed by no less than three other writefags in the same thread) really helps my mood. And that makes you larger than life.

>>28059388
>Oselot killed (tortured to death) the DARPA Chief under the President's orders

Now that was something, though I was too young to find it interesting at the time. I did however enjoy the dialogue between Liquid and Oselot if you died during the torture minigame.

>>28060951

Sorry mate, I mess with paint.net from time to time but I'm no drawfag.
>>28060991

https://derpibooru.org/692044

"So I got a little overweight after that trip to Syria. So what. There's just more of me for you to love."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 18:17:41 No.28061315 Report

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>>28060991
Fat, or just "bloated" :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 18:34:43 No.28061457 Report

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>>28060991
Sonata's got the big fat ass

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 18:37:59 No.28061489 Report

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>>28061173
oh shit waddup

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:57:00 No.28062126 Report

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 20:24:30 No.28062349 Report

Quoted By: >>28063062

What's /dzg/'s favorite foreign dub of the Dazzlings?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QPb42Wpraw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:47:44 No.28063062 Report

Quoted By: >>28063358

>>28062349
Freedom

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 22:24:45 No.28063358 Report

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>>28063062

This.

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 23:27:22 No.28063821 Report

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 23:28:26 No.28063832 Report

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 23:29:28 No.28063847 Report

Quoted By: >>28063979

http://i.imgur.com/gWb2HlN.png
Enjoy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 23:30:38 No.28063862 Report

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 23:31:42 No.28063877 Report

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 23:32:45 No.28063886 Report

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http://i.imgur.com/cYPoq8z.jpg
Enjoy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 23:33:55 No.28063894 Report

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 23:49:06 No.28063979 Report

Quoted By: >>28064154

>>28063847
This picture needs a dick to go with that jawline

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 00:19:40 No.28064154 Report

Quoted By:

>>28063979

>tfw genes have deprived you of a jawline

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 01:51:43 No.28064842 Report

Quoted By:

>>28063894
how does that feel?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 01:53:49 No.28064858 Report

Quoted By: >>28065519

>>28003972
I'm serious. I WANT TO GET OFF THUS RIDE WITH THE DAZZLINGS! THEY'RE FUCKING EVIL!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 02:05:17 No.28064983 Report

Quoted By: >>28065969 >>28066271

>>28063821
Wouldn't sonata be riding me.

..unless she's got a penis

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Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 03:01:02 No.28065519 Report

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>>28064858

>"Why did Nonny kick us out, Dagi?"
>"Because he doesn't love us anymore, Sonata. He doesn't care is we're cold or hungry."
>"My tummy rumbles..."
>"I'm sorry. We can't afford to eat today either."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 04:02:33 No.28065969 Report

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>>28064983
She clearly wants rear entry you fucking nerd

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 04:19:14 No.28066120 Report

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>>28063862

cute! now we need Aria dressed as Sonata.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 04:37:00 No.28066271 Report

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>>28064983
t. Virgin

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Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 05:00:22 No.28066435 Report

Quoted By: >>28066481 >>28066483 >>28066536 >>28066543

It's been a while since I've posted here. Its so nice to see this thread still alive. Got to know some cool cats from this thread.

Is turning the sirens into cats still a thing maybe? I felt like drawing them as cats for some reason. Especially Sonata.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 05:07:48 No.28066481 Report

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>>28066435
>more cat dazzles
Fuck yeah someone remembers them. Based Drawfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 05:08:01 No.28066483 Report

Quoted By:

>>28066435
If it's not still a thing it should be.
10/10 would abduct from pet shelter and snuggle relentlessly

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 05:15:54 No.28066536 Report

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>>28066435
Daw shuch pretty kitty, much purrfect

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 05:16:47 No.28066543 Report

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>>28066435

Welcome back. How long were you away?

Cat Dazzlings never were a big thing, but a few contentfags like to portray them with cat mannerisms in pony form every now and then. Cats are awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 05:20:01 No.28066568 Report

Quoted By: >>28067148

>Anon gets a cold
>How will each Dazzle treat him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 06:42:09 No.28067148 Report

Quoted By: >>28067161 >>28067238 >>28067482 >>28067640

>>28066568
>Sonata can't do anything completely right but her effort warms his heart as the soup burns his lap
>Aria buys a bunch of shit for his cold, meds and other stuff and denies that she got them, saying they've been there all along
>Adagio is micro-managing his condition with the research she's done on natural remedies. She also sings to him with his head on her lap at night to give the drug-induced blank sleep more soothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 06:43:14 No.28067161 Report

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>>28067148
*make the drug-induced blank sleep more soothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 06:54:40 No.28067238 Report

Quoted By: >>28067435

>>28067148
>you will never

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 07:29:41 No.28067435 Report

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>>28067238
You got the right idea, but we can pretend it can happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 07:37:29 No.28067482 Report

Quoted By:

>>28067148
>She also sings to him with his head on her lap
>I will never experience a lap pillow
I don't know what I'm even living for at this point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 08:08:47 No.28067640 Report

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>>28067148
This made me go back and read on of my favorite greens

http://pastebin.com/ZvK2DgRC

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 08:29:06 No.28067753 Report

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Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 08:35:34 No.28067787 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 08:36:36 No.28067793 Report

Quoted By: >>28069061

http://i.imgur.com/NQyzzJM.jpg
Enjoy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 08:36:38 No.28067794 Report

Quoted By: >>28067797

>>28067753
Why is she raping a rock

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 08:37:03 No.28067797 Report

Quoted By:

>>28067794
The rock was asking for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 08:40:20 No.28067815 Report

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>>28061211
Can someone make a 'Dads Trophy' edit for this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 09:27:10 No.28067997 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyhRmL4_ueY

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 10:52:39 No.28068340 Report

Quoted By:

>>28067753
on the hunt for the D

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 12:47:50 No.28068744 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 13:09:16 No.28068844 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 13:10:17 No.28068847 Report

Quoted By:

http://i.imgur.com/024QuhQ.png
Enjoy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 13:48:28 No.28069061 Report

Quoted By:

>>28067793
>Aria's face
"Goddammit why did this bitch have to eat the spiciest fucking salsa before coming over here?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 14:41:26 No.28069282 Report

Quoted By: >>28069845

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 16:03:45 No.28069845 Report

Quoted By:

>>28069282
Oh nice, haven't seen that one. Artist?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 16:53:12 No.28070171 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 17:09:35 No.28070259 Report

Quoted By:

>>28063862
Sonata: Look at me! I'm Aria! SHUT UP SONATA!
Aria and Adagio: ...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 18:03:11 No.28070628 Report

Quoted By: >>28073402

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 18:33:42 No.28070885 Report

Quoted By:

Anti Glim-glam spammers/prework bump.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 20:08:17 No.28071631 Report

Quoted By: >>28072224 >>28072431 >>28073673 >>28073681

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 21:25:33 No.28072224 Report

Quoted By: >>28072413

>>28071631
Best Dazzling

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 21:52:51 No.28072413 Report

Quoted By:

>>28072224
Gives best blow jobs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 21:55:25 No.28072431 Report

Quoted By: >>28072476 >>28072912 >>28075192

>>28071631
But Sonata is saving herself for me. This is fake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 22:03:00 No.28072476 Report

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>>28072431

This is what scientologists actually believe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 22:43:57 No.28072777 Report

Quoted By: >>28072812 >>28073055

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 22:48:47 No.28072812 Report

Quoted By:

>>28072777
>anthro

And fuck off, incoming unintelligent amphibianposters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 23:03:14 No.28072912 Report

Quoted By: >>28075157

>>28072431
Don't worry she may suck a lot of dick, but she's saving her pink for you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 23:25:25 No.28073050 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F87nNHcOWbc

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 23:26:09 No.28073055 Report

Quoted By:

>>28072777

Anonant-man version when? Actually this would make for an easy prompt for micro/vore greens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 00:20:57 No.28073402 Report

Quoted By:

>>28070628
>red Anon
My n-
>hair
Nigger

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 00:58:48 No.28073630 Report

Quoted By: >>28073661

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 01:06:09 No.28073661 Report

Quoted By: >>28073703

>>28073630
Aria sucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 01:08:19 No.28073673 Report

Quoted By:

>>28071631
Made me chuckle.
Also gave me a boner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 01:09:37 No.28073681 Report

Quoted By:

>>28071631
DELETE THIS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 01:16:43 No.28073703 Report

Quoted By: >>28073723 >>28073733

>>28073661

I know, right? I took her down to the village to meet my grandma the other day (cause my mom is dead) and an adder bit me. Fucking zoophiles releasing snakes left and right in worked fields...So anyway, we were far from civilization and I'd probably die. Then Aria bent down and sucked on the snakebite like a heaven-sent hoover. She sucked out so much blood, I passed out.
Next time I take her down to the village; I'll get a snake to bite my dick or her ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 01:19:43 No.28073723 Report

Quoted By: >>28073824

>>28073703
>ah shit
"What's wrong aria?
>snake bit me on the ass
"Oh shit, you wanna head to a hospital or something?
>no no, I've got it
>she contorts herself so her mouth is sucking on her own ass
"unf"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 01:21:45 No.28073733 Report

Quoted By: >>28073824 >>28073868

>>28073703
>She sucked out so much blood, I passed out
Bitch is clearly a vampire.

Better ram a stake through her heart next time you meet her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 01:35:54 No.28073824 Report

Quoted By:

>>28073723

Hahah! You glorious bastard.

>>28073733

>Bitch is clearly a vampire

>You finally convince VampAria to give you a blowjob
>"Oh my, will you look at that bloodsausage...I can't wait to suck it dry. I can feel the blood running in it's vains."
"No teeth!"

>Better ram a stake through her heart next time you meet her.

Found the Team Jakobfag. I'd father Alucard with her. Or Blade if she's black.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 01:38:32 No.28073846 Report

Quoted By:

>>28011596
>>28011625
Only if it involves the Dazzlings forcibly femanizing anon in an attempt to rehabilitate him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 01:40:22 No.28073868 Report

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>>28073733
Better ram a *snake through her heart

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 03:17:03 No.28074598 Report

Quoted By: >>28074817 >>28074840 >>28075034 >>28075302

Do you guys think sonata would have tits like this when she's an adult?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 03:46:59 No.28074817 Report

Quoted By: >>28074932

>>28074598
No
But Adagio

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 03:50:21 No.28074840 Report

Quoted By: >>28074934

>>28074598
>when she's an adult

She told me she was eighteen!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 04:04:36 No.28074932 Report

Quoted By:

>>28074817
In her dreams, maybe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 04:04:47 No.28074934 Report

Quoted By:

>>28074840
>inb4 Japan

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 04:20:01 No.28075034 Report

Quoted By:

>>28074598
>when she's an adult
She's 1500+ years old. She's an adult.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 04:41:35 No.28075157 Report

Quoted By: >>28075192

>>28072912
>she may suck a lot of dicks
Take that back!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 04:47:33 No.28075192 Report

Quoted By: >>28075241

>>28072431
>>28075157
She's a siren.

Taking dicks is part of her daily routine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 04:56:09 No.28075241 Report

Quoted By:

>>28075192
Must be nice having someone you can relate to.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 05:04:41 No.28075302 Report

Quoted By:

>>28074598
Fucking Mazinkaiser is the shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 06:09:44 No.28075638 Report

Quoted By: >>28075643 >>28075650 >>28076490 >>28078233 >>28081718

What do sirens sounds like when they make noise

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 06:10:31 No.28075643 Report

Quoted By:

>>28075638
Whatever you desire most.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 06:11:23 No.28075650 Report

Quoted By: >>28075725 >>28075736 >>28075752

>>28075638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-LIqdjqHts

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 06:27:02 No.28075725 Report

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>>28075650
You made me spit out my drink laughing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 06:29:40 No.28075736 Report

Quoted By:

>>28075650
bruh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 06:32:39 No.28075752 Report

Quoted By: >>28075882

>>28075650
Probably what they sound like now without their gems

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 07:03:45 No.28075882 Report

Quoted By:

>>28075752
Quite the opposite, I'd say.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 09:36:08 No.28076490 Report

Quoted By: >>28076675

>>28075638
Isn't it obvious?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-GKskTV_Io

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 10:33:22 No.28076675 Report

Quoted By: >>28078556

>>28076490
U r a nerd

-love Aria

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 14:16:04 No.28077311 Report

Quoted By:

El bumpo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 15:00:45 No.28077485 Report

Quoted By: >>28077510 >>28077948

>I'll suck you off, but only halfway, and you have to finish in my ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 15:07:28 No.28077510 Report

Quoted By:

>>28077485

Sounds good to me. Where do you live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 16:35:26 No.28077948 Report

Quoted By:

>>28077485
But who are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 16:43:39 No.28078002 Report

Quoted By:

>>28021813
Still waiting on that update bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 17:14:21 No.28078233 Report

Quoted By:

>>28075638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjEMedxfvUQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 17:47:00 No.28078556 Report

Quoted By:

>>28076675
do you honestly think aria wouldn't be a professional wrestling fan?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 19:03:45 No.28079574 Report

Quoted By: >>28081496

fridge art bumpu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 19:50:35 No.28080462 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 19:53:25 No.28080508 Report

Quoted By:

>>28008023
>>28055276
http://i.imgur.com/bafcxq7.png
Enjoy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 21:19:27 No.28081496 Report

Quoted By:

>>28079574
Anybody have that original fridge art from back in the days of /dzg/?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 21:33:44 No.28081635 Report

Quoted By: >>28081718 >>28081903

And a dagi moomoo to finish the set

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 21:40:41 No.28081718 Report

Quoted By: >>28082065

>>28067753
>>28075638
>>28081635
These are so cute!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 22:02:51 No.28081903 Report

Quoted By: >>28082380

>>28081635

Cute as fuck, though I'm not big on the winking.

>tfw you will never hunt down sirens to milk them
>tfw you will never let mothers go
>tfw you will never set them free afterwards
>tfw you will never daww as they make their way back towards the water like seals
>tfw you will never laugh after hearing them complain to eachother about their nipples being sore from the milking
>tfw you will never notice how easy it is to catch a particular siren

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 22:19:47 No.28082065 Report

Quoted By: >>28082539

>>28081718
>TFW no Aria sea horse to tell that her horse form is so cute
>She will never say "Shut up idiot." While blushing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 22:49:46 No.28082380 Report

Quoted By: >>28082539

>>28081903
>piscine crotchboobs
Nice.webm

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 23:08:38 No.28082539 Report

Quoted By: >>28082774 >>28082964

>>28082065

>You tell seahorse Aria she is cute
>She tells you to get lost
>You tell seahorse Sonata she is cute and pat her head
>Seahorse Aria comes and bites your hand

>>28082380
>Knowing piscine

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 23:33:28 No.28082774 Report

Quoted By: >>28082879

>>28082539
>Be Anon you already knew that your qt tsundere gf Aria is from an alternate universe who is couple thousand years old.
>Pussy is bomb and tight as 18 so who cares.
>Aria and her sisters want you to visit their world.
>k
>Go in portal.
>Feel your arms being stretched out like spaghetti, knees feel weak, vomit into the warp zone, Dagi's spaghetti.
>You fall face first on the ground.
>You get up on your feet.
"Girls where are you?"
>"Down here dumbass."
>You look where the voice came from and saw that your girlfriend and her sisters are now miniature horse-fish things.
>All of my what.
>And why do they look strangely arousing?

Wat do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 23:53:12 No.28082879 Report

Quoted By: >>28082918

>>28082774

Pick one up and tell her she's even more adorable than before. But I wouldn't get her too close to my face in fear of biting my nose. Dagi would take the compliment with a self-satisfied smile and run a hoof over her head fins. Sonata would go "yaaay" at being lifted and praised. Aria would be unamused and tailslap you in the dick.

Course I'd fuck at least Aria. If she refused then I'd threaten to fuck the other two. Or I'd sleep in the cuddlepile with my dick out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2016 23:58:16 No.28082918 Report

Quoted By: >>28082968

>>28082879
>Tailslap in the dick.
>In the dick.
Ow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 00:04:29 No.28082964 Report

Quoted By:

>>28082539
Would you prefer the term "ichthyic crotch mammaries"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 00:04:52 No.28082968 Report

Quoted By:

>>28082918
>That tail inside your urethra, thrashing around

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 01:31:22 No.28083580 Report

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"In their quest for power the Dazzlings split (initialy gladly) and one of them ends up in Lordran where her magic doesn't work. One misforture befalls her after the next. Sometimes, when danger isn't imminent, she likes to take out her useless trinket and use it to seek refuge in fond memories of herself cheerfully swimming with her pack."

Given the item's description I think an icon of a locket with a picture of a Dazzling in it would be more appropriate, but the resolution is too small for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 02:52:55 No.28084168 Report

Quoted By: >>28084208 >>28084241 >>28084829

https://camo.derpicdn.net/dbc039f68af8036ca38666b0477dc8d1e9e3bade?url=http%3A%2F%2Fpuu.sh%2Fqr7X8%2F151dfd9df3.gif
Enjoy :°)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 02:58:20 No.28084208 Report

Quoted By:

>>28084168
Go, speed jacker!
Go, speed jacker!
Go, speed jacker!
Go!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 03:03:38 No.28084241 Report

Quoted By: >>28084922

>>28084168
>Enjoy
That's my line pal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 04:25:51 No.28084829 Report

Quoted By:

>>28084168
Hell yea bud

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 04:39:24 No.28084922 Report

Quoted By: >>28085345

>>28084241
fuck off autist

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 05:54:44 No.28085345 Report

Quoted By: >>28085467

>>28084922
No bully this is my safe space

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 06:14:27 No.28085467 Report

Quoted By: >>28085476

>>28085345

>tfw want to vote Trump but I'm not an american citizen

There are so many great hypothetical people in fiction. Why did god see fit to put technically-humans upon His green earth rather than people's waifus...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 06:16:45 No.28085476 Report

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>>28085467
I was kidding duder :/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 07:33:45 No.28085829 Report

Quoted By: >>28085855 >>28085880

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 07:38:56 No.28085855 Report

Quoted By:

>>28085829
Kek, I would like to know what happened

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 07:47:36 No.28085880 Report

Quoted By: >>28089414

>>28085829
Looks like she read "I wanna be a Dazzle".

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 09:56:52 No.28086368 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 11:20:15 No.28086618 Report

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 11:21:19 No.28086628 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 12:16:25 No.28086767 Report

Quoted By: >>28087078

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 13:44:33 No.28087078 Report

Quoted By: >>28087337 >>28087515 >>28089558

>>28086767

Take me away...
Bury me in the sand...
Cause after all these years I'm still the same...
A sad and bitter man...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ2uLcXzMPc

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 14:09:05 No.28087234 Report

Quoted By: >>28088402

Man, currently on a roadtrip with my buddies. Should make for good material for Make a Mistake.

Update on monday probably.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 14:26:53 No.28087337 Report

Quoted By:

>>28087078
not the song i was thinking of but that works too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jUB23lEcWk

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 14:57:15 No.28087515 Report

Quoted By: >>28089911

>>28087078
Why is Victory songs so good? Literally one of the best albums ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 15:53:25 No.28088402 Report

Quoted By:

>>28087234
Looking forward to it. Can't wait to see what you have in store for us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 16:41:31 No.28089277 Report

Quoted By:

what's the next bread gonna be called?

>>28021813
still waiting for that update son

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 16:56:05 No.28089408 Report

Quoted By: >>28089523 >>28090808

This general was a terrible, grievous mistake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 16:56:48 No.28089414 Report

Quoted By:

>>28085880
More like experienced.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 17:10:10 No.28089523 Report

Quoted By:

>>28089408
Salty vibes are Aria's favorite. You've done well, son.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 17:14:10 No.28089558 Report

Quoted By: >>28089911

>>28087078
Ah, heavy metal...Anon, you've made my day. Now, let's talk about that new thread, we're past bump limit. Theme Last thread was a mistake edition ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 18:04:54 No.28089911 Report

Quoted By: >>28090054

>>28087515

I know, right? Btw you might want to giveKorpiklaani a try. They redeemed the accordion in my ears, much like how Charlie Daniels redeemed the violin.

>>28089558

More like heavenly metal. I love the apotheosis it brings. That feeling that you are ten feet tall, invincible, stoic, ablaze with a briliant flame and called by something beyond. To metal is to ascend.

I suggest Salty Vibes edition with an image of Adagio saying that she can't believe they lost and Aria telling her to let it go. I can't find the pic or artist though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 18:23:08 No.28090054 Report

Quoted By: >>28090188

>>28089911
I got you; this is the pic you were talking about, right?

Also, you wouldn't happen to have heard of a band called Brocas Helm, would you? They got some great music, mainly revolving around heavy metal and the fantasy sort of stuff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNDXoo2bTsU

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 18:40:41 No.28090188 Report

Quoted By: >>28090773

>>28090054

Yep, that's the pic.
And hell yeah I've heard of Brocas Helm! I first heard Cry of the Banshee in the battle with the Metal Queen in Brutal Legend. I think I've mentioned either Drink and Drive or Skullfucker in a green in the past.

Btw, are you the anon who returned recently?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 19:48:27 No.28090773 Report

Quoted By: >>28090784

>>28090188
Oh shit son! Drink ad Drive is mah jam! I kinda have returned recently, after sorting a ton of stuff in my life. I gotta get back ito writing green for another thread after sideling for the past few months. What green didyou mention Brocas Helm? I also got into them from Brutal Legend and finally caved in and bought the album that featured Cry of the Banshee: Defender of the Crown. Gottta say, my favorite songs there are Time of the Dark, Drink and Drive, Ghost Story...fuck it, the entire album is great, especially Drink the Blood of the Priest (the organ synth in the beginning is fantastic). Also, it's page 10

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 19:49:59 No.28090784 Report

Quoted By: >>28091013

>>28090773
I would do the next thread, but I'm on mobile helping a friend sand some furniture.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 19:52:26 No.28090808 Report

Quoted By:

>>28089408
So... We Made a Mistake with You?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 20:17:22 No.28091013 Report

Quoted By:

>>28090784
Screw it, making it: >>28091000

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