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Magicless Anonymous #5: Anonlich edition

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 16:01:52 No.29620523 View View Reply Original Report

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>"It's ok if you can't do magic, Anon."
>"You are just a human after all."
>"Nobody expects anything out of you."
>"Just leave the hero work to us. We'll bring you back a souvenir."

Live:
"Obsession" by Sea Urchin http://pastebin.com/5ECNnjxF
"Magicless Anon" by MSG http://pastebin.com/VbAKPiVJ
Undead:
"ArtifactAnon" by Anonymous http://pastebin.com/RCnBBA90
"Anon's horn problem" by Anonymous http://pastebin.com/pwaq7a3L
Dead:
"Anon's Bizarre Adventures" by Ritefrend http://pastebin.com/Fsm9pvU2

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 16:16:09 No.29620581 Report

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I love the smell of a fresh general in the morning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 16:23:36 No.29620603 Report

Quoted By: >>29620619 >>29620740 >>29620802

Just let it die, holy shit.
Things die, you can't keep them move their corpses around like puppets forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 16:25:33 No.29620619 Report

Quoted By: >>29620740 >>29642612

>>29620603
>updates almost every day
>dead
pick one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 16:25:45 No.29620620 Report

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>>29620523
This is still going on?

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Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 16:52:31 No.29620740 Report

Quoted By: >>29621320 >>29621354

>>29620603
we have two writefags right now, I think.
like >>29620619 says, depending on when they drop updates we aren't going more than a day or two without them each time. If you wanna bitch at a thread, go bitch at one of the umpteen generals that could all be lumped together but refuse because "muh technicality".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 17:10:30 No.29620802 Report

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>>29620603
Sounds like you're just jealous you can't do magic.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 17:13:46 No.29620824 Report

Quoted By: >>29621383

>>29611789
>>29616814
>>29616837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQE9H4nT1SI
>"You already know my reputation, I am Dr. Anonymous; the greatest magicless scientist who ever lived, and I want thirty-three and a third billion bits for my anti-magic cannonball project."
>"If you don't fund my project, I'll use your TOWN as research and that will make the people... magicless..."

>"What's the good of having all the money in the world if it doesn't give me any magic? And if I'm not magical, no one deserves to be magical!"

>"Rover! Who is that!? You didn't /miss/ one did you?"
>"You MISSED ONE! There's a magical pony!"
>"...Well if there's one magical pony, there's more than one. And this time I expect you to get them... ALL."

>The magic of friendship is the only anomaly Anon couldn't factor in, nor understand, it's not even true magic.
>Gets his tower besieged by the magicless mane six working together through the power of friendship™.
>Everything's still fucked anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 18:16:26 No.29621068 Report

Quoted By: >>29621100 >>29621114

>>29620802
>you're just jealous you can't do magic
aren't we all

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Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 18:25:06 No.29621100 Report

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>>29621068
I got meme magic, son.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 18:27:17 No.29621108 Report

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>>29621100
Checked
Praise Kek!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 18:27:57 No.29621114 Report

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>>29621068

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 18:29:01 No.29621120 Report

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>>29621100
Yeah, at least we have that. Wish we could do more and learn how to create and throw fireballs n shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 18:29:32 No.29621122 Report

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>>29621100
Dumb egyptianposter

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Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 18:30:47 No.29621125 Report

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>>29621122
dumb dumbposter, but not dumb dumbs

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Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 18:31:04 No.29621126 Report

Quoted By: >>29621146 >>29621203 >>29621313 >>29625326

>>29621100
I should write a fic where anon is a prophet of Kek and is sent by our Lord and savior to spread his word to the ponies of Equestria.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 18:36:03 No.29621146 Report

Quoted By: >>29621158 >>29621212

>>29621126
How should he praise Kek in a place without internet?
Create it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 18:38:37 No.29621158 Report

Quoted By: >>29621212

>>29621146
>implying memes didn't exist before the internet

They were just harder to spread was all.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 18:46:58 No.29621186 Report

Quoted By: >>29621228 >>29621300 >>29622251 >>29625326 >>29639381

>>29621100
>"I got meme magic, son"
>Anon said to you and the girls.
>Confusing you since he has no son that you know of and he certainly addressed you with that statement.
"Meme magic? Please, Anon, this is serious."
>He gets this maniacal glint in his eye.
>He reaches to his pocket and produces dice.
>He then adopts an innocent manner as he says:
>"If dubs then everything will be fine."
>He throws the dice on the ground and watches with utmost attention, like a primitive huddling towards a fire.
>You glance at the dice.
>2 2.
>22
>"Check 'em!"
"Yes, very nice Anon, but we really need to-"
>"Princess, Princess! It seems the problem as been solved!" A courier pony comes to you out of breath.
>What?
>"It seems the minotaurs have solved their donkey issue by building a wall and inciting mass deportation of the illegals!"
>Wait, no! That isn't the way! We all need to embrace everyone as friends!
>"Ahah! PRAISE KEK!" Anon celebrates.
>Did he...
>No, he has no magic!
>"Alright everything turned out perfectly,"
>No nothing's perfect in that situation!
>"lets all go out for some pizza!"
>The human walks away humming a strange tune in-between singing "Shadilay"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 18:49:50 No.29621203 Report

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>>29621126
Bateman, the true God, knew that to spread his message, he would need to work under a new name that the masses would accept into their hearts. That's why he made and gave us Kek, a lesser diety whose purpose is to extend Bateman's message to the normies and indoctrinate them into Getianity.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 18:51:36 No.29621212 Report

Quoted By: >>29621546

>>29621146
>>29621158

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Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 18:57:35 No.29621228 Report

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>>29621186
Top Kek

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Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 19:15:43 No.29621300 Report

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>>29621186
The numbers mason

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 19:18:20 No.29621313 Report

Quoted By: >>29625326

>>29621126
>anon is magicless
>invasion of equestria happens
>changelings or griffons or Sombra or some shit
>cue the thread prompt
>anon is like "k"
>lazes around all day doing nothing to help with the war effort
>just spreads gossip and yells stuff
"You degenerate cucks, don't trust what the media says! Research for yourself, you indoctrinated tards! Do you know who's funding them? That's right, the Bluebloods have glaring financial links to every part of their war effort! And that's what they don't want you to know, that's what everyone's ignoring - because you know who owns the newspapers? The same kikes! You just have to open your eyes and look, you fucking mudpony niggers!"
>sometimes he rolls a set of dice while yelling
"I'm telling you, the siege of Baltimare is going to collapse soon - the are doing their best to hide it but there's no way they can keep up their army's morale with supply lines like that; just wait and watch for the rout! The Kikeblood owned newspapers aren't reporting on that, because they want to destroy the Equestrian morale - but I'm telling you, there's gonna be the biggest happening tomorrow!"
>2-4-3-3-3-3-3 rolls
"Quints! HAPPENING!! Get in here lads!"
>"Shut the fuck up anonymous, we're actually trying to work and help the ones fighting at the front! We get that you have no magic, but you could at least not yell in the middle of the town while we, who do have magic, are trying to work!"
>next day
>"BREAKING: Baltimare siege lifted, enemy retreating in disarray"

writefags pls
I want to read something like this now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 19:21:28 No.29621320 Report

Quoted By: >>29621346 >>29621546 >>29621925

>>29620740
>"muh technicality"
This thread counts as one of those, though.
It's AiE with a focus on a magicless Anon.
Which is odd considering how, more often than not, most AiE stories feature a magicless anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 19:26:49 No.29621346 Report

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>>29621320
AiE-fags can bring their stories here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 19:29:18 No.29621354 Report

Quoted By: >>29621373

>>29620740
>create a catch-all general for niche ideas
>nobody uses it and every thread continues being a bump general
Feels bad man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 19:33:06 No.29621373 Report

Quoted By: >>29621542

>>29621354
If you're talking about the niche fetish general, that's because it was for fetishes.

Last I checked most people aren't getting off to anon being frustrated by a lack of magic, or any other of the generals around.

Also if a general is able to stay alive for multiple threads with content flowing in, I don't think it counts as niche, at least not yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 19:36:33 No.29621383 Report

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>>29620824
Would watch/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 20:09:37 No.29621542 Report

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>>29621373
>If you're talking about the niche fetish general, that's because it was for fetishes
Should read the OP sometime.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 20:10:29 No.29621546 Report

Quoted By: >>29621832 >>29625326

>>29621320
They have no focus on "magicless" part though.
>>29621212
>anon arrives before the show
>starts writing like this on every wall
>rolls dices and assigns post numbers to every one
>ponies force him to stop
>now he is doing it at night
>then comes the day of 1000's Summer Sun Celebration
>night at noon
>anon starts "posting" ITS HAPPENING everywhere while everybody is in panic
>eventually manages to post "Celestia wins" with 88888888 get exactly at sunrise
>Ponyville attributes victory over N.M. to him
>starts posting general information from the show with sporadical gets
>eventually grows his followership enough to create powerful egregores
>que Equestria and ponies being magical and all he manages to actually summon Kek
>now there are two Chaos Gods in Equestria

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 21:03:18 No.29621832 Report

Quoted By: >>29621840 >>29621950 >>29625326 >>29626828

>>29621546
>"Anon, you can't use magic!"
>Twilight, I have acquired meme magic from Lord Kek, which is far more powerful than anything you conceive, for it is the ability to alter the course of history itself.
>Impossible battles can be won, no matter how stacked the odds may seem.
>Every great leader in the human world throughout history had worshiped Kek at some point, it was only when they stopped believing in him that their influence over the world begin to wane.
>Meme magic reflects the strength of a person's will to influence events, to influence society, and to influence the world.
>"That sounds like a load of nonsense to me, anon!"
>Very well then, I challenge you to a magical duel tomorrow. If I win, you must acknowledge the power of Lord Kek and worship him instead of Celestia.

(sorry can't write more gotta take a test)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 21:04:14 No.29621840 Report

Quoted By: >>29626828

>>29621832
Ok this is fantastic, please come back after your test

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 21:20:19 No.29621925 Report

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>>29621320
Ironically both writefag's stories aren't currently focusing on being magicless

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 21:21:19 No.29621933 Report

Quoted By: >>29621949 >>29621956

If dubs, Sea Urchin or MSG will post green within next 24 hours
If trips, both of them will

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 21:26:14 No.29621949 Report

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>>29621933
hot damn

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Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 21:26:17 No.29621950 Report

Quoted By: >>29626828

>>29621832
>somebody expanded on my promt
I'm honored. Please continue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 21:27:02 No.29621956 Report

Quoted By: >>29621978

>>29621933
I implore kek to summon Sea Urchin

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 21:32:08 No.29621978 Report

Quoted By: >>29621992 >>29622172 >>29622453

>>29621956
Didn't I already say I'd update today? No summonings required.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 21:35:03 No.29621992 Report

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>>29621978
Well good because my singles had me worried there

Also you're probably gonna update at some ungodly hour like you always do once I'm already asleep

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Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 21:36:20 No.29622000 Report

Quoted By: >>29622010 >>29622059 >>29622078 >>29622648

>>29617671
>More green coming tomorrow.
tomorrow when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 21:38:07 No.29622010 Report

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>>29622000
Tomorrow today.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 21:46:17 No.29622059 Report

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>>29622000
Check'd

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Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 21:50:10 No.29622078 Report

Quoted By: >>29622140

>>29622000
ZOOMED WORDS

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Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 22:00:06 No.29622140 Report

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>>29622078
It's just trips you nigger
Calm your zoom

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 22:07:12 No.29622165 Report

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>>29621125
dumb sanicposter

MSG

MSG Mon 06 Mar 2017 22:07:39 No.29622172 Report

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>>29621978
Looks like I don't have to post tonight

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Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 22:11:42 No.29622194 Report

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>>29622172

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Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 22:12:06 No.29622198 Report

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>>29622172
U r fgt!

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Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 22:20:27 No.29622251 Report

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>>29621186
PRAISE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 23:05:18 No.29622453 Report

Quoted By: >>29622467 >>29622478

>>29621978
>Sea Urchin will update today
I wonder what will happen next.
It looks like Twilight will report Anon for sure.
What will Celestia do after getting that letter?
Imprison him? Banish him to Tartarus? Erase runes from his body and wipe his memories? Rape?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 23:08:45 No.29622467 Report

Quoted By: >>29622741

>>29622453
>"Now Anonymous, you're Twilight's friend so I'm going to let you choose your punishment. We have imprisonment, banishment, rape, lobotomy--"
"Rape?"
>"Rape it is, then."
"No, that wasn't--"
>But she was already strapping on her plastic marecock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 23:10:38 No.29622478 Report

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>>29622453
>Erase runes from his body and wipe his memories
I'm not sure that would accomplish anything but making him even worse. When he came to the ponies, Twi especially, would be walking on eggshells around him, which would likely kindle his hatred to even greater degrees. Plus even with the runes gone he still has all his notes, and his souls is still in that photo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 23:14:53 No.29622500 Report

Quoted By: >>29622542

>>29620523
These OP pics are always on point. You're no fag, OP.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 23:15:32 No.29622503 Report

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Show ponies who's boss

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 23:21:39 No.29622542 Report

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>>29622500
Dubs of truth

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 23:38:23 No.29622648 Report

Quoted By: >>29623296

>>29622000
ZOOM MY FUCKING WORDS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 23:51:48 No.29622741 Report

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>>29622467
Keked/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 01:31:53 No.29623296 Report

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>>29622648
no

Sea Urchin

Sea Urchin Tue 07 Mar 2017 02:18:06 No.29623560 Report

Quoted By: >>29623570 >>29623585 >>29624771 >>29625946 >>29644384

>>29617671

>At that moment, your friends decide they want their voices heard as well.
>The scene becomes a little more busy as Rarity and Applejack approach, followed by Rainbow Dash dropping in from the sky.
>”Darling, are you...quite alright?”
>”I dun didn’t e’re thaink thayt yew’d be a feller fer tahtoos.”
“They aren’t tattoos, Applejack.”
>”They kind of are,” he admits. “Aren’t they cool?”
>”I must say it’s a rather jarring change to your usual look. But it doesn’t look bad,” Rarity squeaks out, forcing an uneasy smile.
>”They’re awesome! What even are they?”
>Rainbow Dash grabs one of his arms and lifts it up to her eyes for closer examination.
“Rainbow, don’t touch those!”
>”Jeez, what’s the deal, Twi?”
>”Ah’m gon’ admiddit, ah’m maghty curious hwut’s that jazz on yer ahrm too.”
>“Runes,” he replies proudly.
>Rainbow’s poking ceases immediately.
>She lets go of his arm and hovers back.
>Rarity too, retreats at that word.
>Applejack only scratches her head and kicks some dirt.
>”Ah shoot, ah dun fergot hwut a rune was. Twahlaght, isn’at summin’ that’chu yew-nee-corns use to make spells ‘er summin’?”
>”Well, actually, they’re instructions for how to cast spells. You see, runes don’t actually hold any magical power in themselves. It’s when magic has been applied to them and bind them to an object that they begin to absorb power and thus stop being merely instructions, but also the spell itself.”
>”Hwut in tarnation ahr yew goin’ on about?”
>”Hey, so, you know, I have to go do some practicing for the Wonderbolts so like, bye.”
>With that, Dash speeds off, leaving a rainbow trail behind her.

Sea Urchin

Sea Urchin Tue 07 Mar 2017 02:19:44 No.29623570 Report

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>>29623560

>”Darling, do tell me those are merely the result of a drunken night out and a marker. You didn’t really go and bind yourself, did you?”
>”Let me ask you a better question, Rarity. If I didn’t, where did that magic missile come from?”
>”That is quite a good point. Oh, would you look at the time? I have to go help Sweetie Bell with her next play. She’s the lead, you know. What a star. Anyway, ta ta!”
>The white mare gallops away, caring not for the dirt covering her once pristine hooves, nor the snow that turns it to mud when she leaves this warm, tropical hotspot.
>”Wayll ah say, that’s maghty fahn fer yew, Anon. Ah’m happy that’chu fahnally got yer magic. Shoot, mahybe we kin go hog rastlin’ some tahm.”
“Applejack, do you even know what spell binding is?”
>”O’course ah do. It dun gives yew magic, oubviously.”
“Blackmane.”
>”Oh uh, ah fergot thahre’s summin’ at the farm ah gotta do today. Ah’ll uh, ah’ll see yew folks later. Bah now.”
>”Oh come on! What’s wrong with you people? This is great news! Be happier!”
“Anon, I think you should go home and rest for a bit.”
>So that you can write your letter to Celestia and have her come sort this out.
>”Rest? Why should I rest? I need to get ready for the parade. Your friends might not see my greatness, but Ponyville does. Right?”
>He looks around, hoping to see smiling pastel faces peeking out from behind the rubble.
>Instead, there’s nothing.
>The warmth begins to fade, letting the cold seep back into the melted area.
>”Come on, guys. I saved the day. For real this time.”
>All's quiet on the western front.
>”Guys?”
>Not one pony pops out of the woodwork to support him.
“I think you need a rest.”

Sea Urchin

Sea Urchin Tue 07 Mar 2017 02:21:20 No.29623579 Report

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>>29623570

That's all I can manage tonight. Yeah, I know it's a tiny little bitty bit, but you know, everything's relative. I'd say what I've managed in these last 3 consecutive days adds up to one large update on one day. When you look at it like that, I'm the good guy again. But hey, if you're looking for more green because you're new to the story or you're a return dear reader and want to go through it all again, I'll drop this fully updated pastebin for you. Go on, take it http://pastebin.com/5ECNnjxF

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 02:22:39 No.29623585 Report

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>>29623560
>>29623570
RIP Anon. Go full lich now, mmkay?

Great work as usual, Urchin.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 02:51:44 No.29623741 Report

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>>29623570
>everyone else fucks off immediately
>AJ invites him to go wrestle pigs

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 02:56:50 No.29623777 Report

Quoted By: >>29623824

>>29623570
Welp Anon is gonna go full bitch mode again

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 03:04:08 No.29623824 Report

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>>29623777
SHADILAY

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 04:25:06 No.29624251 Report

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>>29623570
He's got a large ego, this Anon, needing to be the center of attention.
Seems like Runes were banned like if Hitler dropped an Atom bomb but lost the war and so Atom research was banned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 05:58:04 No.29624771 Report

Quoted By: >>29624857 >>29625853

>>29623560
>Dash speeds off, leaving a rainbow trail behind her.
That's not how Loyalty works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 06:09:10 No.29624857 Report

Quoted By: >>29624890 >>29624925

>>29624771
Who said they were friends? Hard to be an actual friend to a little bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 06:12:58 No.29624890 Report

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>>29624857
I think they were referring to abandoning the other ponies as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 06:20:47 No.29624925 Report

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>>29624857
>Hard to be an actual friend to a little bitch.
True, but friendship between RD and Twilight is canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 06:35:38 No.29624997 Report

Quoted By: >>29625208

>>29620523
I love how despite this general being a pretty shitty handtheponerstheidiotball premise, you guys always have a charming sense of humor about it with every depiction of anon being a fucking tool

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 07:22:34 No.29625208 Report

Quoted By: >>29625262 >>29625450 >>29626213

>>29624997
To be honest, I'm kinda sick of anon being a little shit. I want one to learn magic legitimately, and to not be a fucking cunt to everyone. It'd be nice to have a somewhat more lighthearted story. One where the threat is external rather than internal, if there even is a real threat. Everyone being an idiot, ignorant, socially oblivious, or just a dick gets tired at some point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 07:39:58 No.29625262 Report

Quoted By: >>29625321 >>29625450 >>29625462 >>29625670 >>29625733

>>29625208
This.
The current Anon sounds more fervent about how awesome he is than about convincing them he's okay/not crazy, with the
>I am the next page
and the
>I have already jumped off the cliff
etc.
Both sides suck. Celestia/etc are likely fearful/etc and hidebound by 'tradition', Anon is a self-centered jackoff who seems more interested in showing off and getting revenge than being productive.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 08:03:05 No.29625321 Report

Quoted By: >>29625352

>>29623570
>I have to go help Sweetie Bell
>Bell
lol, at least I'm not the only one who made that mistake
>>29625262
>Anon is a self-centered jackoff who seems more interested in showing off and getting revenge than being productive.
Isn't that like, 80% of everyone who made history with their inventions/findings?

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 08:05:06 No.29625326 Report

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>>29621100
>>29621126
>>29621186
>>29621313
>>29621546
>>29621832

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 08:15:31 No.29625352 Report

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>>29625321
Nah. Most inventors do so as a means of advancing society or bettering the lives of humans. Most smart people are altruistic, but the bastards tend to accrue more societal influence and power. See: Tesla and Edison.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 09:07:29 No.29625450 Report

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>>29625208
Then write it yourself, urchin has an awesome story. Beggars can't be choosers.
>>29625262
>showing off and getting revenge
Mate, if I did something so muntedly crazy I would want a little credit, and at what point did he ever want revenge? Fitting in with society is not seeking revenge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 09:12:37 No.29625462 Report

Quoted By: >>29625534

>>29625262
>showing off
I'm not sure I get you with this one. He's looking around for approval because he got praise before for killing the Manticore. The Mane 6 are showered with praise whenever they defeat some dangerous-foe, now that anon has raised himself to the level where he too can do that, why shouldn't he be worthy of the same praise they are? At least that's how I imagine his line of thought. He didn't kill the Hydra because he wanted to, he himself has said he wants to wait a while before showing off his sick runic tats to the pones.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 09:46:44 No.29625526 Report

Quoted By: >>29625565 >>29625566 >>29628344

>mfw all this story discussion

Don't see that to often on /mlp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 09:49:12 No.29625534 Report

Quoted By: >>29625565

>>29625462
He used war-crime tier shit, though. It's like dropping a fuckload of anthrax or mustard gas on a city that you're at war with and then being shocked when people think you went too far. You solved the problem, didn't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 10:01:38 No.29625565 Report

Quoted By: >>29625593 >>29625731

>>29625534
In Anons defence he has no idea why they're banned (and neither does the reader, really). "They're ebil and bad and u shouldn't use them ever" is about all he's gotten. If you landed in another world, broke your leg and then as you're looking up stuff to help fix your leg you find out crutches are banned because "they just are", you'd probably not understand what the big deal was either.

>>29625526
90% of this board is bump generals with topics that only produce 1 or 2 types of story, over and over again, this topic at the very least can be taken in a myriad of different ways easily, plus it's a prompt I don't think I've ever seen be done specifically before, even though a lot of AiE has Anon implied to be non-magical.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 10:01:47 No.29625566 Report

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>>29625526
I know, right? It's surprising that we're reaching 100 posts without a single "bump".
And some faggots dare to call this general dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 10:12:05 No.29625593 Report

Quoted By: >>29625734 >>29625745

>>29625565
They aren't crutches. They're ancient magic that has been banned by the benevolent and multi-millennially aged literal god of light and goodness. A better analagy would be killing someone and using their bones to construct a crutch without ever asking for help making one or speaking to the benevolent god-ruler about getting a pair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 10:50:17 No.29625670 Report

Quoted By:

I'm just here for the OP pic.
>>29625262
>I am the next page
Then it's treason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 11:19:50 No.29625731 Report

Quoted By:

>>29625565
Anon knows that they're banned for being bad, that everything he's doing is bad, and that some ponies would react poorly. He waited so long to share his new powers because he wanted to be strong enough to fight off opposition in case anyone got violent. The issue here is that now that he's actually shown himself and done something he understands to be good, he's hoping for some amount of praise like the Mane 6 do. Have you ever done something you knew was bad but then we're happy about because something good came out of it? It's like that. He knew that some ponies would be upset, but with this victory under his belt, he thinks that good should outweigh the bad. He wants love. Instead it's not just some ponies that are afraid, but all of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 11:20:21 No.29625733 Report

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>>29625262
He can be a somebody now, he has his ticket to ride, I would go crazy too to be a part of the in club. Anon wants his moment and no one will give it to him. He has tight to feel vengeful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 11:21:39 No.29625734 Report

Quoted By: >>29625741

>>29625593
But he was never given a legitament reason as to why. Because one cunt fucked around with it for evil purposes it was labelled black magic?.. Nigga that's bullshit. Banning something which could potentially be useful in practice is not a way to go, this anon cunt could literally revolutionise runic magic as a test subject.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 11:23:33 No.29625741 Report

Quoted By: >>29625753

>>29625734
He never asked Celestial why. You usually have to ask someone who knows the answer in order to learn the answer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 11:25:13 No.29625745 Report

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>>29625593
Just because someone is old and powerful doesn't make them right. Bitch has made mistakes in the show before this runic ban could be another one of her mistakes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 11:29:13 No.29625753 Report

Quoted By: >>29626473

>>29625741
Yeah that is true, runes could corrupt the user... But the problem is celestial has never officially used runes, only black mane who was already evil (most likely.) so how would she know the effects unless she has used it before. What we have been presented is only black mane used the runes so only anon will know the true effects it has on the user.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 12:23:12 No.29625853 Report

Quoted By: >>29626849 >>29627738

>>29623570
>Ah’m happy that’chu fahnally got yer magic. Shoot, mahybe we kin go hog rastlin’ some tahm.”
>“Applejack, do you even know what spell binding is?”
>>”O’course ah do. It dun gives yew magic, oubviously.”
>“Blackmane.”
>>”Oh uh, ah fergot thahre’s summin’ at the farm ah gotta do today.
How AJ reacted doesn't fit well with hypothesis that "using runes is banned and evil".
It's more like Celestia forbid ponies only from "following Blackmanes steps" and some ponies are over-interpreting that.
If that's the case, then Anon could get out of this with a slap on his wrist.

>>29624771
Loyalty wouldn't abandon her friends - she was simply smart enough to realize that mane 6 can't deal with this on their own. She's flying to Canterlot to inform Celestia while Twilight is stalling for more time.
It's the only explanation in which RD could run away and stay loyal at the same time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 13:24:26 No.29625946 Report

Quoted By: >>29626130

>>29623560
>Rarity and Applejack approach, followed by Rainbow Dash
I wonder how Pinkie and Fluttershy will react to runes on Anon.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 15:08:24 No.29626130 Report

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>>29625946
Fluttershy would probably be the most understanding one, because she knows what it's like to feel powerless and weak. Pinkie would just throw a rune-themed party because why not. Plot twist: she bound her soul to her party cannon and enchanted herself with runes a long time ago. That's where her supernatural powers come from.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 15:46:26 No.29626213 Report

Quoted By: >>29626230 >>29626235

I'm working on a new green.
Because of >>29625208 I'll try to keep it lighthearted and make Anon a nice guy.
Anything else that I should keep in mind?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 15:52:11 No.29626230 Report

Quoted By: >>29626235

>>29626213
I want a meme magic green

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 15:54:18 No.29626234 Report

Quoted By: >>29626646

https://derpibooru.org/1319481

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 15:55:09 No.29626235 Report

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>>29626213
This >>29626230
But don't feel obliged to our wishes, good green is better than shitty green done to our instructions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 17:12:47 No.29626473 Report

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>>29625753
>runes could corrupt the user
honestly it seems like the other way around. Could someone be corrupted mentally by the power they can give? Sure. But physically it sounds more to me like the users mental state is reflecected in the way the runes are written. Doesn't one of the first descriptions of Anon's runes say, from Twilight's perspective that they're "sickening and angry, but work all the same" or something like that? It may be the case that someone in a poor or unstable enough mental state would begin unintentionally tainting their own runes and warping the effects as they write.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 17:53:38 No.29626646 Report

Quoted By: >>29628419

>>29626234

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 18:31:18 No.29626828 Report

Quoted By: >>29626840 >>29626875

>>29621832
>>29621840
>>29621950
Gonna be away for 7 days.

Hang on till then and I'll do a bangup green just for you, I promise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 18:32:26 No.29626840 Report

Quoted By:

>>29626828
just keep this thread alive and you'll get your meme magic green.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 18:34:42 No.29626849 Report

Quoted By: >>29627332

>>29625853
I think that part was supposed to be more a joke on how stupid Applejack is. She outright says she forgot what runes were. I don't think its as deep as what you're making it out to be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 18:41:13 No.29626875 Report

Quoted By:

>>29626828
Magicless anonymous isn't going anywhere.

We'll be waiting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 20:40:47 No.29627332 Report

Quoted By:

>>29626849
>I think that part was supposed to be more a joke on how stupid Applejack is.
Fair enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 22:13:44 No.29627738 Report

Quoted By: >>29627763 >>29628333

>>29625853
there is the idea that he's "following Blackmane's steps", which would seem very taboo to anybody, like when anon mentions that he technically made the first spell and Cheerlie goes balistic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 22:19:25 No.29627763 Report

Quoted By:

>>29627738
As I said it seems rather like banning atom research if Hitler dropped the first Atom bomb.
Except more like Gunpowder and the 1600 Chinese regulating it to only the rich and only special occasion fireworks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 23:40:05 No.29628140 Report

Quoted By: >>29628230 >>29628836

Blackmane did nothing wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 23:56:16 No.29628230 Report

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>>29628140
>Hitler's kids are such bitches they made a pact to never have kids just to end their bloodline
>Blackmane's family has lasted for thousands of years and almost every one of them has tried to take over the world if they didn't actually succeed
That's a dedicated family

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Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 00:16:10 No.29628333 Report

Quoted By: >>29628836

>>29627738
Blackmane did nothing wrong

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Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 00:19:14 No.29628344 Report

Quoted By:

>>29625526
you must be new here, unless you are mentionning neo-/mlp/, otherwise I agree

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 00:34:19 No.29628419 Report

Quoted By:

>>29626646
Please make this next OP image, based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 01:48:06 No.29628816 Report

Quoted By: >>29628872

>>29620523
>used my shitty edit for the op
I'm flattered

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Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 01:51:13 No.29628836 Report

Quoted By:

>>29628140
>>29628333

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 01:57:22 No.29628872 Report

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>>29628816
Shitty edits are all we got. So thanks for making one

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Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 02:07:02 No.29628914 Report

Quoted By: >>29628942 >>29629666

Isnt this just thread just AiE?

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Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 02:11:57 No.29628942 Report

Quoted By: >>29628952

>>29628914
supergenerals are FUCKING GAY and deserving of ULTIMATE DEATH FOREVER

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Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 02:13:47 No.29628952 Report

Quoted By: >>29628966

>>29628942
So this thread is just AiE

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Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 02:17:21 No.29628966 Report

Quoted By: >>29629008

>>29628952
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 02:25:39 No.29629008 Report

Quoted By: >>29629026

>>29628966
AiE 3.0

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Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 02:28:04 No.29629026 Report

Quoted By: >>29629239

>>29629008
yuor makin me mad

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 03:07:29 No.29629239 Report

Quoted By: >>29629260

>>29629026
He's just jealous he can't into runes

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Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 03:09:29 No.29629260 Report

Quoted By: >>29629314 >>29629381 >>29629402 >>29629791 >>29629949 >>29631130

>>29629239
Should just call this thread Sea Urchin General

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Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 03:16:31 No.29629314 Report

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>>29629260
he's not wrong

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Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 03:27:58 No.29629381 Report

Quoted By:

>>29629260
Damn, you got me there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 03:32:18 No.29629402 Report

Quoted By:

>>29629260
Having a general named after them is like a writefag life goal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 04:20:06 No.29629666 Report

Quoted By: >>29629930

>>29628914
It is, but they don't admit it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 04:45:02 No.29629791 Report

Quoted By:

>>29629260
Next thread is Sea Urchin general edition

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 04:57:22 No.29629867 Report

Quoted By: >>29630011

Why isn't MGS getting any credit:(

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Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 05:10:25 No.29629930 Report

Quoted By:

>>29629666
Devil trips speak the truth, this is AiE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 05:13:27 No.29629949 Report

Quoted By:

>>29629260
I have no idea how long he plans on continuing the story, but just know that this "general" ends with him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 05:22:12 No.29630011 Report

Quoted By: >>29632650

>>29629867
'Cause he's lazy (>>29622172)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 08:11:23 No.29630789 Report

Quoted By: >>29630847

Save this thread from the depths of page 10.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 08:33:20 No.29630847 Report

Quoted By:

>>29630789
>133 posts before bump
not bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 11:14:15 No.29631130 Report

Quoted By: >>29631134

>>29629260
Sea Urchin's pretty much the new Sarge

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 11:15:18 No.29631134 Report

Quoted By: >>29631478

>>29631130
Is that a good thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 14:29:32 No.29631478 Report

Quoted By: >>29632204

>>29631134
Newfag detected
that being said, I would like to know this as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 18:26:50 No.29632204 Report

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>>29631478
well, I have mixed feelings about this, but in this time where the fandom is slowly dwindling down I'd rather have as many content creators as possible
That being said, writefriends like them also have a tendency to kill trends/ideas when they leave. And these never come back

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 20:06:08 No.29632650 Report

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>>29630011
I wouldn't say lazy, more like I'm not getting anywhere with the story

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Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 21:40:30 No.29633089 Report

Quoted By: >>29633102 >>29634135

Man Sea Urchin is a pretty popular guy would be a shame if he disappeared.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 21:44:15 No.29633102 Report

Quoted By: >>29633161

>>29633089
Indeed, it would be rather regretful

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 21:47:19 No.29633118 Report

Quoted By: >>29633123

>>29620523
THIS THREAD IS SHIT!! DELET THIS!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 21:49:01 No.29633123 Report

Quoted By:

>>29633118
>literally autistic screeching

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 21:57:48 No.29633161 Report

Quoted By:

>>29633102
You stop that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 22:20:13 No.29633274 Report

Quoted By:

>reptiles are the only other beings in equestria without magic
>magic keeps a haze on other non-monsterous animals so they dont do anything like cannibalize or eat each other
>only anon and the reptiles are uneffected, giving them a psychic connection and a craving for meat
>blah blah blah
>anon with magicless reptilian army

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Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 22:44:30 No.29633393 Report

Quoted By: >>29633399

>>29620523
>>"It's ok if you can't do magic, Anon."
>>"You are just a human after all."
>>"Nobody expects anything out of you."
>>"Just leave the hero work to us. We'll bring you back a souvenir."

>You got super salty yet again and stormed off into the gardens of Canterlot Castle.
>You could totally do magic!
>Card tricks and the like!
>Shit, you could totally blow the mind of a manticore with your thumb trick!
>...
>Oh who are you kidding, you can't do shit.
>But fuck them; they don't have to be so in your face about it!
>Of course there's danger! Adventure and hero-ing is always dangerous!
>Fuck, you bet that souvenir is yet another snowglobe!
>And to rub salt into the gaping wound that is your self-respect, Twilight and co dropped you off in Canterlot, to be watched over by the Princesses, like you were some kind of child!
>What are they afraid of? That you'll stub your toe made of atoms on a coffee table made of magic and explode?
>Please.
>For all you know, inhaling this magic infused oxygen might give you turbo cancer.
>But you're doing just fine!
>You know?
>Fuck magic! You don't need it!
>Fuck this garden!
>Fuck those leaves!
>Fuck that bench!
>Fuck that fountain!
>And just because, fuck the whales! And… fuck those snails!
>And especially FUCK that statue!
>You kick a rock in its general area.
>HOLY SHIT DIRECT HIT!
>You raise your arms
>That right there IS magic, motherfuckers!
>The weird statue cracks at the muzzle.
>... Roh-oh.
>The statue starts shaking...
>The crack starts going down, down all the way through the thin elongated body and splitting off hundreds of ways through the mismatched limbs.
>Light and smoke seems to break out through the lines...
>Fucking magic!
>Not on your watc- AH FUCK YOUR EYES!
>The blasted thing exploded in a light show!
>"Aaaah~ after a thousand years I am free!"
>You fall on the ground and assume a fetal position as you nurse your poor eyes.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 22:45:40 No.29633399 Report

Quoted By: >>29633406 >>29644811

>>29633393

>"Oooh~ being trapped in stone for that long will give you such a crick in the... well, everything!"
>The sounds of bones cracking horribly send chills down your spine.
>Oh you've dun did it now, Anon!
>You've probably unleashed the most ancient of evils!
>"Celly, you take things too far, it was just a prank..."
>Things get quiet.
>You stay stock still like a possum.
>But you can still feel a presence.
>Right near your face!
>Dare you remove your hands?
>You take a little peek.
>"Hi"
"GAAH, what the fuck are you!?"
>The thing reels back and crosses their arms...
>Their weird mismatched arms.
>"Well I never, I wouldn't expect my savior to be so rude! I'm the pinnacle of beauty!"
>Maybe in Australia where God got really creative with the blender...

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Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 22:46:46 No.29633406 Report

Quoted By: >>29633408

>>29633399

>"Australia? Is that where you're from creature?"
>Wut?
>"The next thing you're going to say is "Can you read my mind!?"
"Can you read my..."
>Fucking magic!
>The thing laughs while spinning in the air.
>"To answer that: Yes... no... maybe?"
>Years of imageboards override your delirious state.
"I don't know, can you repeat the questi- wait can you read my mind or not!?"
>You get up to your feet, taking the fact you haven't been maimed yet as a sign this creature means no harm... for now... plus it called you savior.
>"Well, no I can't, I'm just really good at reading people." The thing sticks its tongue out and winks. "And of course I wouldn't harm my savior, that's just poor manners."
>...
>Wait... can it or ca-
>Ah fuck it.
>The thing chuckles melodiously at your expense.
>"So, before I go wreak some chaos, I'll grant you one wish as thanks, aren’t I just the sweetest girl?"
>Being raised catholic, you've been taught not to make deals with demons, but shieet...
"One wish? Like, anything?"

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Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 22:48:02 No.29633408 Report

Quoted By: >>29633415

>>29633406

>"Anything!" The thing flies up and flexes, muscles becoming hueg "Absolute power! Have the strength of a dragon!" It returns back to its slim form and snaps its fingers, producing a pouch "Unlimited money bag! Wish your money worries away! Ponies use Krone, right?"
>The bag poofs into smoke and the misshapen beast teleports in front of you before swooning exaggeratedly into your arms. "Perhaps you want to be irresistible to the ladies? Mares, minotaurs, gryphons, yaks, dragons, yaks, buffalo, maybe... yaks?"
>It snakes out of your grasp and around your body before adopting an overtly friendly pose, with a furry feline arm hooked around your neck.
>It snaps its fingers again and in front of you floats a box.
>"Not just any box, a MYSTERY box; it can be anything! Even... a box!"
>Unff that's tempting...
"I don't knoow... uh..."
>"Eris."
"... Eris, this seems way too convenient..."
>The former statue unhooks its arm and pushes you down.
>You brace for pain, but find that a cushioned chair has materialized to take hold of your cheeks.
https://youtu.be/vOwVB3MhNW8
>Wooo!
>You clap at the reality bending magical light show taking place before your eyes.
>You’re sold!
>You do a standing ovation as the musical number comes to an end.
"I want magic! GIVE ME MAGIC!"
>"Can do my furless friend!" Eris pulls back one of her arms like a shirt...
>You smile a toothy grin and close your eyes, arms open and ready to embrace glory!
>You hear the snapping of fingers and wait.
>...
>There's another snap.
>You wait...
>And wait...
>You open one eye.
"What's the hold up? Come on, don't edge me like this..."
>It's not wholesome.
>"Well... for the first time in eons I'm stumped..." Eris scrunches her muzzle "I can't do anything to you." Her eyes then glint with mischief "What are you?"
>She inspects you closely.
>Feeling your arms, scratching the hair on your head, knocking it and pressing an ear to it...
>Very uncomfortable.
"I'm Anonymous the human?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 22:49:46 No.29633415 Report

Quoted By: >>29633420

>>29633408

>"Well, "Anonymous the human", it seems you have no magic whatsoever in you."
"Weren't you gonna fix that?"
>Eris assumes a scholarly tone, complete with glasses and tweed sweater before clearing her throat
>"To be acted upon by magic, one has to first possess magic, the process is simple: tug at the magic already there and warp it to the desired effect. Everything has magic - like yours truly - every blade of grass, every grain of soil, every rock, the very air around us, every creature - look over there, even that snail has magic inside it."
>It just sticks to a leaf
>Fuck that snail
>"And you, my pasty friend, you have zero, nada, zilch... an absolute enigma completely unbound by magic, completely outside this lowly plane of existence, yet still able to act upon it... how positively chaotic"
>Fucking what?
"So, you're saying that after all that fanfare, you can't give me magic." You catch yourself almost growling out those words in your annoyance.
>"'fraid so; magic, power, being attractive to yaks... anything that affects you physically... I can't really do... It pains me." Eris assumes an overdramatic look of anguish, cloud of rain above her head "Oh how it pains me! I, Eris Goddess of Chaos, powerless before this patchy ape!"
>She quickly brightens up and materializes a jingling bag. "Things that don't affect you physically are still good though~! So, how about that Krone, hmm?"
>You just stare off into space.
>You are Anonymous, so devoid of magic that even a Goddess of Chaos can't give it to you.
>...
>Goddamn, now that stupid cloud is raining on you.
>"But Anon... Cloud's gone?"
>It's raining okay!?
>"Cheer up! I can magic you a tome that does the magicking for you!"
"D-Does it do anything I want?"
>"Well, huh, depends?"
"It's not the same."
>The once peppy atmosphere has turned gloomy.
>You guess doing crazy shit like Eris does naturally will never be something you can do
>It wouldn't sting so much if you didn't know it was possible for some!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 22:51:05 No.29633420 Report

Quoted By: >>29633426

>>29633415

"For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
>Eris floats above you.
>"Come now, this is absurd, you realize how awkward this is for me? You're putting me on the spot here. Come on, anything you want."
"I want magic."
>She turns belly side up in the air and contorts to face you.
>"Besides the physical stuff."
>You sigh.
>You don't want anything else.
>Call it being childish but you won't settle for less!
"If you can't give me magic, then go do whatever it was you planned to do."
>You're just gonna sulk a while.
>Eris huffs and puts some distance between you.
>"I'm a mar- liones- drak- I'm a gal of my word, and I can't let myself be tied down by I.O.Us!"
>Magic or bust.
>You really feel like sitting down.
>But that bench is reeeally far away...
>With magic you could just call the comfiest lazyboy into existence...
>You hear the tell-tale sounds of magic right behind you.
>It's a lazyboy!
>"Fine, you drive a hard bargain human. If you are so obsessed with magic then I'll to it for you."
"So you CAN read my mind!"
>"Not fully!"
>Riiight.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 22:52:09 No.29633426 Report

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>>29633420

>"I'm serious! You can’t be acted upon by magic remember?”
>You assume the best crossed arms Frodo stance you can muster.
“Then how did you do it before?”
>Eris gives you another wink and snaggletoothed grin.
>”Life has many doors; there are other avenues I can look through for stuff like this.”
>You can’t help but be skeptic, the same way you’d be skeptic of anything coming out of a Jews mouth.
>”Right to the anti-Semitism, huh? You don’t pull any punches.”
>You shake your head and try to keep your mind as blank as possible.
>You sit on the chair and sink deep into it with a loud pomf
>=3
>Eris just splays herself over the arm rests.
>"There's a catch do this arrangement though."
"Of course there is."
>Now that you think about it, Krone aside, the other options were also worded strangely.
>"Very astute, monkey-man. Also, that strong like a dragon thing you're probably thinking of right now? Dragon is a very broad term... they come in many sizes, you know?"
>How devilish...
"So, the catch?"
>"Weeell, we are going to spend a lot of time together, you and I, you as the "master"~" Eris sits up and teasingly boops your nose "And little old me as the puppet, but a girl has needs, you know? And I can't very well go without. I'd positively whither without some chaos in my life!"
"When you talk about chaos, you're talking about Heath Ledger as The Joker, or are you just talking about "it's just a prank, bro"?"
>"The latter. It’s all in good fun, I'm sure you don't mind? Quid pro quo and all that."
>Well, it's all well and good if it's just at the level of shitty youtube prank channels and the like when it comes to danger.
>And while it's not truly yours, nor can you access the full extent of it, magic is magic.
>Selling your soul like this doesn't seem so bad.
>Heck might even be fun!
"You've got yourself a deal!"

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Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 23:05:52 No.29633491 Report

Quoted By: >>29633610 >>29633630 >>29633787

>>29633426

That's it.
I just really wanted to write some green for the thread, I don't know where I would take this, though I left it open enough that I can come back to it or someone can jump in and go with it if the mood takes them.
Hope I wrote Eris at least passably enough.
Also, if anyone's confused with continuity and whatnot, for all you know, this might take place in an alternate reality where only Discord is genderbent and where the events of the season 2 opening may or may not have happened.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 23:05:52 No.29633492 Report

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>>29633426
>"You've got yourself a deal!"
oh boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 23:16:14 No.29633550 Report

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>>29633426
CUTE!!!
Will there be MOAR???

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 23:26:58 No.29633610 Report

Quoted By: >>29633630

>>29633491
its perfect
write more jewboy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 23:31:17 No.29633630 Report

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>>29633491
http://pastebin.com/q4mqZpxk pastebin.
>>29633610
>jewboy
R-Rude.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 23:37:16 No.29633659 Report

Quoted By: >>29633676 >>29633761 >>29634145 >>29637456

>>29633426
>Not asking for a stand
For shame

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 23:41:24 No.29633676 Report

Quoted By: >>29637456

>>29633659
Actually,a magicless anon but who has a stand(or hamon/spin(As a replacement for magic sounds pretty interesting

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Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2017 23:58:44 No.29633761 Report

Quoted By: >>29637456

>>29633659
>Implying getting an Eris to shadow your magic-less ass isn't on the same level if not above a stand.
She'll cover your lack of magic with her chaos magic, anon, if you want to conjure up a stand for yourself she'll do it for you.
Now that I think about it, this is some next level infinite wishes loophole: by not being able to get magic and having her fill in that flaw to stick by her word, you've basically achieved Unlimited Wish Works.
Aw yiss.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 00:04:22 No.29633787 Report

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>>29633491
I like the premise so far, keep it coming

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 00:50:17 No.29634041 Report

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>>29633426
Very fucking nice. I'm interested in seeing where this goes.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 00:50:54 No.29634045 Report

Quoted By: >>29634075

>>29633630
But shekeru is magiku, jew~san

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 00:56:53 No.29634075 Report

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>>29634045
>this exists

I can't remember the last time I was genuinely surprised to see that something exists on the internet, yet here we are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 01:11:48 No.29634135 Report

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>>29633089
Not that popular. I doubt many people outside the threads he's spearheaded would be familiar with him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 01:13:45 No.29634145 Report

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>>29633659
>not asking for 3 more wishes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 02:47:34 No.29634577 Report

Quoted By: >>29634733

>>29623570
By deeming him evil and shunning him they are creating a monster, runes may not be inherently evil, but when everyone says they are without question, people's perception tosses facts out the window with prejudice.
And if they say he's a monster?
Well I guess he'll just have to fit the role they want him to play.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 03:16:28 No.29634733 Report

Quoted By: >>29635463

>>29634577
I don't think Anon cares about himself being labeled evil. His only interests are understanding magic and having his strength recognized. By calling runes evil, they're inherently devaluing his discovery. That's what's getting under his skin, not the insults to him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 05:31:45 No.29635463 Report

Quoted By:

>>29634733
k

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 07:32:01 No.29635989 Report

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>>29633426
Here we go again!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 09:50:52 No.29636333 Report

Quoted By: >>29636339 >>29636347 >>29637171

>>29633426

>"Yes, very good, I like the cut of your jib, “master”~, you and I will get along juuust okay."
>Eris pulls herself off you and the couch, letting you stand up - couch now gone - and presents a paw to shake.
>"Texan law, Part'ner; no deal is complete without shakin' on it."
>When was that?
>Better question, how does she even know Texas?
>"Come on, don't leave me hanging here."
>You wrap a hand around the smaller paw and shake.
>This all seems so surreal.
>Like how after the fact, you can't really believe that what really happened actually did.
>But okay, you don't have magic, but you've got the next best thing...
"So, how do we this?"
>Eris floats around you, a finger on her chin.
>"My, "mind reading" skills are quite limited, if you want to do something, best put it on the forefront of your mind, barring that, you could always use the obsolete mode of communication known as speech."
>She gently holds your jaw and pulls up and down.
>"Just move these muscles here, like so! If you believe reeal hard, words will come out! Just call out whatchu want like some protagonist from your Neighponese Animes."
>You brush her bird like appendage away.
"I know how to speak!"
>You were wondering about limitations, weaknesses, kryptonite? That sort of thing!
>She chuckles.
>"Like I advertised before, there isn't any limits to my amazing Chaos magic, well, aside from your own physical ones." ouch. "And weaknesses? Pah!" Eris spins around and acts smug. "I laugh at your concept that abides failure!"
>Okay.
>So, as long as it doesn't affect your body directly, it's fair game?
>You assume the thinking man's pose, unaware of Eris, who has snaked behind you and mimicked your concentrated expression while floating.
>Gotta start slow, something great, but not too powerful, can't just jump the gun here and get 5 star heat on your ass...
>Hmm...
>You spy that same asshole snail from before, still in the same place, spreading mucous all over the leaf.
>Alright.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 09:52:22 No.29636339 Report

Quoted By: >>29636342

>>29636333

>You reach out your hand towards it
>You point your finger, not at the snail, but at the bush
>Come on, live... LIIIIVE!
"ZAP MUHFUGGA!"
>A bolt of magic comes from right next to you, it hits the bush directly, and after a beat, the thing starts moving, the leaves gain leafy teeth, the snail proceeds to be eaten like fresh escargot by a frenchman
>Shiiet!
>He dead
>The bush spits out the shell like yesterday's garbage.
>You look gleefully to your companion
>She nonchalantly looks at her nails
>"Give me a challenge why don't you?"
>Aw yiss!
"Sunglasses!"
>You stick up your hand to the sky, a pair materializing on them.
>You stick them onto your face
>BEE GEES!
>https://youtu.be/oQwNN-0AgWc
>Your head bops slightly to the beat coming from seemingly everywhere
>"Ooh~ nice." Eris puts her own pair of shades.
>You start swaggering, Goddess of Chaos mirroring you in the air.
>Following the rhythm, you finger gun the fountain.
>FUCK that fountain! Make it spew wine!
>Thus saith the lord, and lo! It was happened.
>You snap your fingers, glass now on it.
>You scoop some of the wine as you swagger past the fountain.
>You knock it back and throw the glass away; it disappears before it hits the ground.
>You don't even like wine!
>FUCK that bench! Every seat should just be lazyboys!
>A zap later, the thing morphs into the comfiest chair in the world, complete with cup holder.
>You keep that endorphin induced swagger as you make your way out of the labyrinthine garden.
>Finger gunning things and calling in magic drops.
>Fuck that, and that, fuck the leaves, photosensitizing assholes, get a job!
>Every well-trimmed bush gets a tie and a briefcase, joining the beat.
>At the exit, you spin 180º.
>FUCK THIS GARDEN! Make it a parking lot!
>Large amounts of noise almost drown the music, bulldozers being driven by hardhat wearing Eris' come from all sides, demolishing the greenery and leaving it barren for another set to come and spread quickly hardening asphalt.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 09:53:50 No.29636342 Report

Quoted By: >>29636347 >>29636747 >>29637740 >>29638195 >>29638696 >>29642278

>>29636339

>You get lost in the beat, face splitting grin as you turn to see Eris with arms bent close to her chest doing a little dance in the air.
>The two of you nod at each other, eyes still hidden behind the shades.
>You turn around and come face to horn with a white horse, HOLY SHIT!
>The music gets cut off, cheesy record scratch and everything.
>You curl up onto yourself and clutch your face.
>That pointy thing almost took your eye out!
>Celestia keeps herself straight, eyes betraying no emotion, though you suspect her to be worried due to your theatrics.
>"Anonymous... I give you your space and let you explore my gardens and this is what you do?" She spreads her regal wings wide. "I did not want to believe it, when I felt a disturbance, but it seems truth is quick to surface... Eris..."
>Your companion floats lazily around you, before lowering her sunglasses under her eyes and looking at the Princess of the sun.
>"Celly~ long time no see!" she teleports closer to the equine and looks her up and down "Wow, a few thousand years really IS a long time hmm? And it shows!"
>Eris spins around, showing her mismatched body off to the alicorn, loosening her mane with her claws for emphasis "Thanks to your stone treatment I'm still looking as youthful and spritely as ever, I'm a bit miffed about the whole, being aware thing -buut- the results speak for themselves."
>Oh snap.
>Wait, do people still say that?
>Eeeh.
>Celestia's eyes narrow. "It seems like your "youthful" exterior wasn't the only thing that stayed the same..." She gestures to the parking lot that was once half her garden, an Eris inside a car honking loudly as another angrily yells "HEY I'M WALKIN' HERE!"
>Eris huffs and crosses her arms.
>"Wasn't me."
>"Petulant child..."
>"Old hag."
>Oh wow, things are getting preetty heated.
>You step between the two Godly beings, last thing you need is some clash of the titans shit going down with you in the middle.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 09:57:43 No.29636347 Report

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>>29636342

Have a morning update, that will be a (You).
By the way, there's an irredeemable lack of cute Eris art, there always is.
Also, check 'em >>29636333

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 13:07:56 No.29636747 Report

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>>29636342
Fantastic.

I do hope Anon and Eris continue their mutual understanding and slowly drive sunbutt mad with their antics. Maybe save Equestria from one of those world-threatening disasters that seem to pop up all the time, just to make sure she can't cast them as the bad guys and forcing her to put up with both of them.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 15:53:50 No.29637171 Report

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>>29636333
>Neighponese Animes
some of these are too good, man

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 16:33:55 No.29637317 Report

Quoted By: >>29637381 >>29638028

i'm awaiting new Obsession chapters!)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 16:50:39 No.29637381 Report

Quoted By: >>29637413 >>29638133

>>29637317
>chapters!)
No, no. You're supposed to use ' / ' instead of ' ! ' to make a brohoof. Like this: /)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 16:57:26 No.29637413 Report

Quoted By: >>29638133

>>29637381
No, he just used a russian smiley. )))

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 17:08:19 No.29637456 Report

Quoted By: >>29637795

>>29633659
>>29633676
>>29633761
If you want, there's an entire thread dedicated to Anons or OCs with Stands right here
>>29535491

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 18:20:44 No.29637740 Report

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>>29636342
Keep it up, bud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 18:33:52 No.29637795 Report

Quoted By: >>29637832 >>29638111

>>29637456
Could someone defne what a stand is please? I cant seem to find a definition.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 18:41:13 No.29637832 Report

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>>29637795
Come on, dude, everything's right there on the thread that anon linked.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Stand

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 19:16:37 No.29638028 Report

Quoted By: >>29638133

>>29637317
Could you say you're obsessed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 19:32:30 No.29638111 Report

Quoted By: >>29638194 >>29638209

>>29637795
t. Someone who never sold lemonade

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 19:37:07 No.29638133 Report

Quoted By: >>29638176 >>29638195

>>29637381
hey, i remember this one, but i kind of dont used to make that. BUT, i'm glad that u did it to me! (\
>>29637413
hey, that ")))" not a smiley, thats for bad (((people))) ; anyway ")" is for ":-)"

>>29638028
YES! I like that types of stories, I read some books with similar plot and always liked them although i have not the best taste in books and not good at English, but this one story is truly great! Actually, at least I developed a sense to good stories where character from one space\time suddenly gets to another space\time
Praise Anon the Lich and thanks, author!
"I'm belarussian, so just you know

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 19:45:13 No.29638174 Report

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i wanna create some stories too, have bad english and no experience! one day, i will write something similar, because this is something i'm interested into

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 19:46:45 No.29638176 Report

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>>29638133
Apparently on russian keyboards the : is hard to reach so they type )) for smileys instead

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 19:50:17 No.29638194 Report

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>>29638111
Best use of the t. joke I've ever seen

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 19:50:27 No.29638195 Report

Quoted By:

>>29638133
go back to /fs/, popadanec
>>29636342
FUCKING GREAT CHAPTER!!!
It brings me literal joy. Keep up the good work.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 19:52:39 No.29638209 Report

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>>29638111
Also checked

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 21:39:06 No.29638696 Report

Quoted By:

>>29636342
that's some wonderful green good job

MSG

MSG Thu 09 Mar 2017 23:21:03 No.29639263 Report

Quoted By: >>29639301 >>29649932

Small update for now, I've been real busy.

>>29617223
>That meeting went pretty well.
>Celestia is going to come to Anon’s welcome party and personally meet him! You’re certain he will be excited.
>That wasn’t the main topic, though. What if other humans or species could be randomly showing up in Equestria? That could be very bad for Ponykind, or for themselves even.
>Someponies wave to you as you go your way. You nod to them, and they smile wide.
>Just as you pass Sugar Cube Corner something catches your eye.
>Was that Anon?
>You spin around and peer through the windows.
>Anon’s talking to Pinkie. You wonder what about.
>Probably a good time to bring up that party to the both of them. Anon soon will finally meet all of your friends and maybe make some of his own.
>You could properly introduce him to everypony and maybe explain his situation some. They would have to accept him after that.
>”Sure ‘Non, I’ll make sure she’s there.” You catch as you open the door.
>Immediately Pinkie Pie jumps in front of you as you walk inside. “Hi Twilight! Anon and I were just talking about putting him a party together to welcome him to Ponyville! And we could do it at your castle! Only if that’s fine with you, of course.”
>”Actually, that was exactly what I had in mind…”

MSG

MSG Thu 09 Mar 2017 23:27:01 No.29639301 Report

Quoted By: >>29639361 >>29644300

>>29639263
>Be Anon
>Your eyes open, and they ache as sunlight hits them. You’re lying in bed.
>You throw off your covers. Where the fuck are you?
>You scan the room and find it to be all too familiar. You panic as you realize what this means.
>On the floor lies the pentagram you had drunkenly scrawled there.
>That couldn’t have been a dream. It couldn’t have! It was all too fucking real!
>You sit your ass back down onto the bed, grasping your head with your hands.
>You were just before in Ponyville…confronted by Chrysalis, and she hit you with her magic. She fucking sent you back here!
>Well, unless it was all just your imagination. You almost wish it just was that.
>You’re still shirtless… and still wearing those pants.
>It wasn’t a dream! Which means…
>You lost your only chance at a better life. You crumble to the floor.
>You break out into a fit of sobbing and desperation.
“Goddammit, Chrysalis. GODDAMNIT!”
>You pound the floor.
>Two hard knocks on the door break you from your trance.
>“Hello? Anyone here?”
>Fuck, that's probably the fucking apartment manager coming to evict you. Well good, even more justification for what you’re about to do.
“A moment, please!”
>You run into the bathroom and open a few cabinets. This will have to do.
>You grab it and run into the kitchen, pulling a glass out of the sink. You fill it up to the brim. The heavy smell of chlorine burns your nostrils.
>Down the hatch she goes...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 23:35:27 No.29639361 Report

Quoted By:

>>29639301
Anon's fucking retarded man
That shit won't kill him fast enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 23:38:05 No.29639381 Report

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>>29621186
Shouldn't it be like 8d10?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 23:44:16 No.29639424 Report

Quoted By: >>29639537 >>29639868

>>29620523
would a shadow games anon be a good addition here or is it not quite right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 00:02:43 No.29639537 Report

Quoted By: >>29639597 >>29639891

>>29639424
Shadow Games as in Yu-Gi-Oh?

I think that it doesn't matter much what exactly kind of magic Anon tries to use: be it runes, pet draconequs, card tricks, necromancy or Harry Potter like spells.
I think that shadow games would fit here just fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 00:11:38 No.29639597 Report

Quoted By: >>29639868

>>29639537
neat
ill have something by tomorrow

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 00:49:55 No.29639868 Report

Quoted By: >>29639895 >>29639934 >>29641171

>>29639424
>>29639597
lol, a yugioh anon? Better not include any of that new garbage. Keep to the classic shit that was around during the original show.
Also the concept of the shadow realm only exists because they couldn't kill people on the American version. Shadow games and the shadow realm are different things, but it's pretty funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 00:53:12 No.29639891 Report

Quoted By: >>29640327

>>29639537
>"Anon, what did you do?!"
"I-I don't know! I didn't think it would work! It's just a children's card game!"
>"JUST a children's card game? You saying that is possibly worse than sending Fluttershy to the shadow realm!"
"I DIDN'T KNOW IT WOULD WORK!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 00:53:49 No.29639895 Report

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>>29639868
>I'm going to send you to the shadow realm
>You're going to send him to the shadow realm?
>Yes, I'm going to send him to the shadow realm
>Yeesss...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 01:03:39 No.29639934 Report

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>>29639868
yes, yes, season 0 and yugioh school days and all that

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 02:03:34 No.29640327 Report

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>>29639891
I keked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 04:27:13 No.29641171 Report

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>>29639868
Yeah but the shadow realm was fucking cool. I'd say it's even better than dying. How many times are characters faced with "you lose and you die"? In Yugioh it's "you lose and your soul is sent to the SHADOW REALM where you will be tortured for all eternity or until the main character can save you". That's fucking awesome.

Sea Urchin

Sea Urchin Fri 10 Mar 2017 05:58:32 No.29641567 Report

Quoted By: >>29641571 >>29641584

>>29623570

>You--she--how can they--
>Your face begins to heat up in tandem with the light shaking of your body.
>You, Anonymous, because that’s who you are, have done something unheard of.
>It’s amazing!
>It’s stupendous!
>How can she not understand that?
>How can they all be so fucking ignorant?
>You don’t need her to tell you to go home again. You’re out!
>Turning on a heel, you storm off and make way for home.
>Enough with Ponyville.
>These simpletons will never understand the new territory you’ve begun to map out.
>What you need to do is throw all your shit in a box, steal some bread, and make way for the Everfree where you can live out your life as a dirty forest curmudgeon.
>Dad would be so proud, wouldn’t he?
>Ah, fuck him.
>Time has managed to fly by in your rage and you’ve made it home faster than you would have thought.
>It’s still morning so the sun is shining, but some heavy grey clouds are collecting in front of it, shrouding your little cabin.
>Apparently your magic missile evaporated enough snow to prompt a new rainstorm.
>That’s kind of cool, you guess.
>As you near the door, you begin to pick up speed.
>Without much care for your lock, you raise your leg and kick the door in.
>It flies open and smashes against the wall adjacent, then swings back and tries to attack you.
>You hold your hand up protectively and, when it slams against you, shove it back.

Sea Urchin

Sea Urchin Fri 10 Mar 2017 05:59:34 No.29641571 Report

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>>29641567

>Now inside your house, you channel some magic through your hands and get to work on packing all your papers and notes up into little boxes.
>In the time that you’ve had to march home, enough magic has been absorbed by your runes that you can handle some light spell usage.
>While your telekinesis works on filing away your precious items, you make fine use of your time and snack on a loaf of bread to nourish your drained body.
>Angrily, you chew on the stale pastry and pace around your cramped, cluttered kitchen.
>Your shoes stick in a few spots where spilled coffee had never been wiped up.
>Moving out.
>This act seems to make you aware of the detritus you’ve been living in and makes you even more disgusted with the place.
>When you go to the Everfree, you’ll build a new house.
>It will be big and beautiful and not shitty like this pile of sticks.
>When anyone stumbles upon your abode, they’ll be awestruck!
>They’ll know to be amazed!
>They won’t make the same mistakes these ponies did!
>And the ponies have made so many mistakes. They have, really.
>Enough to ruin every relationship you had with them, at least.
>Yeah, every one.

Sea Urchin

Sea Urchin Fri 10 Mar 2017 06:00:37 No.29641581 Report

Quoted By: >>29641585

>>29641571

>Your mad walk slows to a slow saunter, and eventually a stop as you lean against the counter.
>Every relationship you’ve had has been trashed.
>It’s all their fault, right?
>They just didn’t know how to appreciate you or your discoveries.
“Or maybe,” you mutter, setting the bread down on a comparatively clean spot of the stone.
>Your father used to say something about people with no social skills.
>”How many times do things have to turn sour for them before they start to ask themselves if it’s really everyone else?”
>Perhaps you’ve been a little harsh.
>Maybe striking Twilight back in the hospital wasn’t your best idea.
>But she had it coming!
>She’s always getting in your way--always holding you back!
>Always trying to be a good friend.
>Well when did you ever say you wanted friends? Her forcing herself on you is just plain annoying.
>Especially when she does it in all the wrong ways.
>God, she’s so protective. You don’t need all of that business.
>But if it’s the only way she knows to show she cares, can you really blame her?
>Yes.
>Well, yes you can, but should you?
>Oh jeez, you’ve made a mess of things, Anon.
>You pull back from the counter and look out through the kitchen door into the living room.
>Boxes, books, papers, pencils, magical crystals, and other assorted goods still flutter about, wrapped in your own copycat aura.
>Your life’s work amounts to less than a few months of magical studies that can all fit neatly into a handful of boxes.
>Is this what you shunned the outside world for?

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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 06:01:15 No.29641584 Report

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>>29641567
ayyyy it's the nigga sea urchin.
I appreciate your tenacity, keep it up my dude.

Sea Urchin

Sea Urchin Fri 10 Mar 2017 06:01:39 No.29641585 Report

Quoted By: >>29641587

>>29641581

>You could try to say you’re sorry.
>But are you?
>You’re certainly feeling something resembling regret right now.
>For what, you’re not entirely sure, but given the current circumstances, you feel there’s enough evidence to point towards your current state of relationships with the ponies.
>No, Anon, it’s far too late for that.
>You’ve already burned those bridges.
>Twilight probably hates you, everyone else thinks you’re evil, and your garden would never forgive you for what you’ve let happen to it.
>All that’s left is the Everfree.
>There, you can have a fresh start.
>You bring the butt of the loaf to your lips and devour it whole.
>Still chewing it to mush, you step out of the kitchen and eye the cleaned up room.
>Everything has found its place in a box, and each box onto the cart that Twilight gave you for all those books.
>Now you just have to go.
>Pack up, move out, and leave everything behind.
>Yep. Without saying anything to anyone.
>You’ve said all you had to say, and they’ve certainly shared their parts.
>”Anon, you’re so evil.”
>”Anon, how could you study that black magic?”
>”Anon-kun, you’re such a fucking faggot holy shit.”
>Ok they didn’t say that part, but if they had the capacity for such vulgarity, they sure as hell would have.
>Look, Anon, don’t be like that.
>Maybe...maybe part of your problem was that, near the end, you always thought the worst of them.

Sea Urchin

Sea Urchin Fri 10 Mar 2017 06:02:41 No.29641587 Report

Quoted By: >>29641594

>>29641585

>You sigh and approach the cart in the corner of your room.
>Welp, looks like it’s time to go.
>You’ve got another three loaves of bread left.
>By the time you make it out to the Everfree, you should have enough magic absorbed to get to work on a house. Once you’re sure you won’t freeze over the night, you can work on food.
>Speaking of freezing, you grab your last coat off of the rack.
>It’s a nice, heavy, black wool coat that hugs your sides and drapes down to your knees.
>After buttoning up the front and cinching the belt, you’re all set to go.
>Grabbing the handles of the cart, you hoist it up and make way for the door.
>It swings open with a gentle tug of your magic.
>You head out, closing your eyes from the sudden shift in light.
>By the time a big breath of fresh, cool air fills your lungs, you’re more or less adjusted and open them back u--
>Um.
>”A-anon!”
“What the fuck is going on here?”
>What you have been met with is not the calm, snowy yard leading to the decrepit trees and bushes you let grow out.
>Instead, it’s a very not calm, snowy yard leading to the decrepit trees and bushes you let grow out.
>There are ponies all over the place.
>Several of them are dressed in baby blue spandex and hover closeby in the air.
>”You weren’t supposed to be here.”
“I live here.”
>”Um, so, you know, we thought that you might, you know,” Rainbow Dash sputters, seemingly unable to figure out what she wants to say.
“Why are you in your Wonderbolt uniform?” you ask, gesturing to her suit matching those of the other airheads around.

Sea Urchin

Sea Urchin Fri 10 Mar 2017 06:03:43 No.29641594 Report

Quoted By: >>29641600 >>29648951

>>29641587

>”Rainbow Dash, we’re coming!”
“Excuse me?”
>You squint, trying to get a better view of the path through the trees.
>Who is…
“Oh my fucking god.”
>Yeah, that’s a good thirty two armored ponies in shining golden armor, all being led by a certain purple pony.
>Each royal guard has a spear locked into a small hook on the right side of their armor.
>Those that can fly go ahead and just hold theirs in their hooves rather than keep it at their side.
>”We’re here, Rainbow. Are we la--oh, hi, Anon!”
“Twilight.”
>”What are you doing here?”
“Deja vu.”
>”Oh, he surrenders. Good, that makes this easier.”
“I do not surrender! I don’t even know what’s going on here!”
>You throw your cart down and put your hands over your hips.
“Explain yourselves.”
>”Well, Anon,” Twilight starts, approaching you cautiously, “In light of recent events, we, being the closest thing to an authority on friendship available, figured that you could use some, for lack of a better word, help.”
“Define.”
>She’s a few feet away now.
>Her eyes scan you, eventually locking onto the left side of your neck.
>You do remember putting a rune on there. That one is supposed to keep your feet smelling fresh.
>Don’t ask.

>”Well, you’re what we would usually call ‘friendship challenged’. These gentlemen here are supposed escort you to a facility where we can help you learn to love and be loved by those around you.”
“Let me get this straight. You brought the Wonderbolts and the Royal Guard to escort me to a facility so I can be taught friendship the proper way?”
>”Technically Rainbow Dash brought the Wonderbolts.”
“That didn’t answer my question.”
>”It’s only for a little while, Anon. You’re a real fast learner.”
“Holy fucking shit you have got to be kidding me.”

Sea Urchin

Sea Urchin Fri 10 Mar 2017 06:04:48 No.29641600 Report

Quoted By: >>29641605 >>29641661

>>29641594

>In the distance, you can see a massive explosion of confetti.
>Dear lord.
>Just above the cloud of falling colorful paper is a small bicycle-copter resembling the one Pinkie uses to make it around to Cloudsdale.
>Trailing behind said vehicle is a large banner reading, in bright pink letters, “Happy Going Away Party Anon”.
>Right under those, taking up about half of the banner, reads “We’ll Miss You In Friendship Rehabilitation” followed by a colon and three capital D’s.
>”She wasn’t supposed to do that yet.”
>Nope.
>You were right all along.
>You were TOTALLY right.
>Fuck these ponies.
>It’s not you, it’s them.
>100% them.
>You pick up your cart and begin to walk, ready to leave it all behind and this time with no regrets.
>You don’t get very far before Twilight and seven guards get in your way.
“Move.”
>”Anon, come on. It’ll be fun! I’ll come visit you and we can make macaroni crafts.”
“As tempting as that sounds, I think I’d find more joy in tying a rock to my ankle and diving into the Great Sea.”
>”That doesn’t sound very fun at all.”
“Move, you pedantic, purple piece of shit.”
>”You can’t talk to the princess like that,” shouts one of the armored assholes angrily airing his aggravations.
“Ok, let me rephrase. Move, you short, egotistical cunt.”
>There are several gasps from the crowd.
>”I’m not short or egotistical!”
“But you’re a cunt?”
>”You know I don’t speak human.”

Sea Urchin

Sea Urchin Fri 10 Mar 2017 06:05:55 No.29641605 Report

Quoted By: >>29641607

>>29641600

>You pull your cart back, make a turn for the right, and try to move by her.
>Her team of guards block you again.
>Alright, one more time.
>Pulling back again, you make for the left and head for the exit.
>”Not so fast, buster boy,” says the surfer Wonderbolt as he descends from the sky and lands firmly on the ground, blocking your way.
>Don’t make a scene.
>You inhale deeply, letting the chilling air calm your nerves.
>Without much thought or effort on your part, you ditch the cart and take the boxes from it into your magical grip.
>”Stand back, he’s using the magic!”
“Yeah, that’s what I thought.”
>You walk forward, this time your path unobstructed.
>It’s enough to put a smile on your face.
>They can’t understand what you’ve done for the world, but that’s fine.
>Their fear and ignorance will at least help you make a quick exit.
>”Take the boxes.”
“Take the what now?”
>Something begins tugging at your magic.
>You look up at the lavender aura holding your items being invaded.
>Pegasi guards reach their hooves into it, grabbing at your shit.
“Don’t touch those!”
>You swipe your hand, moving the collection away.
>They hold on tight and really start to yank.
>”Anon, you won’t need boxes in friendship rehabilitation.”
“Let go!”
>You hold up your other hand and with another burst of magic, shove the guards away.
>”He’s attacking!”
>”Quick, defend yourselves!”
“I didn’t do shit!”
>”Hey, calm down, guys. Anon’s not attacking,” reasons Twilight. “He’s just scared. Be a little nicer, will you?”

Sea Urchin

Sea Urchin Fri 10 Mar 2017 06:06:57 No.29641607 Report

Quoted By: >>29641611

>>29641605

>After trying to talk down her guards, she casts her gaze upon you and softens her eyes.
>With a light, soft voice, she says, “Nobody is going to hurt you, Anon. Just come with us and we can sort all this black magic nonsense out. Celestia will see reason.”
“No, fuck you. I’m going into the woods and I’m not coming back. Is that so wrong?”
>”What kind of friend would I be if I let you run away from something like this?”
“I don’t want to be your friend. Haven’t you picked up on that yet?”
>”Come on, don’t be like that. Don’t you remember all our long walks together? Did our late night tea mean nothing?”
>Memories of your past interaction are brought to the forefront of your mind.
>Before she was so needy, Twilight’s company was rather enjoyable.
>Whenever you were feeling down, she was around.
>If you didn’t have the last few months built up over all of that, you might feel bad about what you’re doing now.
>As it stands though, you’re totally in the right here.
>A sudden jerk alerts you again to something messing with your stuff.
>Mother fuckers!
>Growling, you make a fist and condense your aura, further tightening your grip on the boxes and such.
“I said get away,” you shout and, with the other hand, pick up some pebbles from under the snow.
>You send them flying through the air and pelt the Wonderbolt freaks trying to steal your stuff.
>”Hey dude, like, back off! Totally not radical! Chaa.”
“Don’t you get that attitude with me, boy,” you hiss.
>”Anon, stop being so difficult.”
“I’m not going to some happy factory where you can friendship lobotomize me! I’ve seen way too many movies!”
>”Anon, be cool,” says Rainbow Dash, gathering her Wonderbolts.
>Once more, your items are under attack.
>Oh god damn it!
“I said stay away from those!”
>You whip around and hold your hand up, grabbing the pegasus by his wings.

Sea Urchin

Sea Urchin Fri 10 Mar 2017 06:07:59 No.29641611 Report

Quoted By: >>29641621

>>29641607

>He yelps as you throw him away, smashing him against a tree and denting his golden armor.

>Suddenly, one of the royal guards rams into you, knocking you onto the ground.
>Your concentration is broken and the spell fails.
>In slow motion, your boxes begin to fall.
>You lunge and throw your hand forward, trying to grab them, but it’s kicked away before you can cast the spell.
>They hit land in the snow, spilling their contents.
>”Hold him down! He’s dangerous!”
“No! My studies!”
>The other guards run over as well.
>One locks onto your legs.
>They press their weight against you, pushing you deeper into the cold snow.
>As the oversized crowd moves about, their hooves make a mess of things.
>Some kick the muddy snow onto your notes.
>Others just trample right over them.
>The papers are torn, the boxes are crushed.
>No, no, no, no, no.
>No! No!
>NO!
>All that work.
>All those nights.
>All the hours you spent cold and hungry, bargaining for one more page before you made it to your empty fridge to be disappointed by its contents.
>The hours you spent combing through endless books for the smallest hints at how to work these ancient spells.
>The history of magic you carefully pieced together with books spanning generations of authors.
>ALL GONE!
>Your teeth grind into dust.
>Trenches are dug in the snow under your hand as your fingers scratch against it, curling into tight fists.
>Hot blood rushes through you, making the veins in your head bulge.
>Electricity shoots out from your muscles.
>At first they’re small little sparks, but soon they’re large streams that dance along the ground and sputter into the air.

Sea Urchin

Sea Urchin Fri 10 Mar 2017 06:11:17 No.29641621 Report

Quoted By: >>29641654 >>29641668 >>29641713 >>29641741 >>29641799 >>29642097 >>29642242 >>29642794 >>29643213 >>29647267 >>29647574 >>29663109

>>29641611

>”He’s a feisty one!”
>”Careful now! No idea what he’s doing!”
>”Uh, guys, I don’t like the look of this!”
“You’re fucking dead,” you scream.
>Dedicating half of the energy you have left, you form a telekinetic field around yourself and force it outward, throwing the twenty stallions off of you and sending them soaring through the air.
>Several crash into nearby trees, instantly falling unconscious.
>One smashes right through the wall of your cabin.
>Those luckier ponies skid along the ground until the snow robs them of their momentum and brings them to a halt.
>”Anon, don’t,” cries Twilight.
>You jump up to your feet and point a finger at her.
“I sure hope you’ve got somebody you can pray to to save your sorry ass from me,” you seethe.

That's it for tonight. This ended up coming a little later than intended, yeah? Thank you to all the dear readers keeping up. I hope you're enjoying it. If you're not, I don't really know what to say. It's not like I get paid whether you like it or not so we're both out of luck here if you're not sweet on the green. But hey, if you do enjoy it, you'll probably like this fully updated pastebin too http://pastebin.com/5ECNnjxF

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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 06:18:42 No.29641654 Report

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>>29641621
Haven't read yet, but have a (you).
Gonna start now.

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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 06:21:03 No.29641661 Report

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>>29641600
>colon and three capital D’s
you're a real fugen meme miester mate

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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 06:23:56 No.29641668 Report

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>>29641621
noice. thanks for the continuing green, my man

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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 06:33:36 No.29641713 Report

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>>29641621
very nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 06:38:10 No.29641741 Report

Quoted By: >>29641789

>>29641621
This is great. Just don't suddenly turn it into an asylum story, turning Anon magicless again

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 06:48:24 No.29641789 Report

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>>29641741
I don't even see how they could to be honest. Anon's the only one with knowledge of how to apply runes, and it doesn't sound like they can be removed. Even if they could, he's still walking around sans soul (which is sitting in his pocket) so they'd have to sort that too. The only way would be containing him behind effectively a magical "airlock" that stops any ambient magic from getting to his runes to recharge them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 06:52:36 No.29641799 Report

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>>29641621
Thanks for great story! :-)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 08:16:49 No.29642097 Report

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>>29641621
Another excellent update.

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!!PuhJkJ8UbWi Fri 10 Mar 2017 08:47:49 No.29642180 Report

Quoted By: >>29642185 >>29642227

Trying to become a writefag too. Sorry for all grammar mistakes. Slowly, but surely i will become better.

>be anon
>You live pathetic life
>You crave for change, you want to become something better
>You want to have hign energy level, but all energy of yours is wasted on 4chan debates about politics and pastel horses
>Low self-esteem? Checked
>Are u loser? Chked
>You just wanna die? Sure
>You trying to hide your pain and depression under memes? Yeah, and at this point you want to kill, so don't push you over the edge.
>So, once you figured out that your life will totally worthless, you brought up your weaponized autism and start seeking knowledge about dark magic.
>You don't believe in magic too much, it's only weak hope.
>Why then you ask meme magicians about rituals?
>You wanna anyway die, but unsure about outcome, so you want to raise your chances of good after-death.
>With dark magic, yeah.
>Seems pretty odd, but your plan is to ask the Kek to send you somewhere where you can start your life from a blank list.
>Or just die like an autist and give other anons some lulz.
>Some time later you have prepared to departure.
>Your body covered in magical symbols, walls of your room covered in the blood.
>So that's it is.
>You clean your browser history and upload your best picture pack to board as legacy and start the final preparations.
>Get some flamable liquids on your room, adjust the camera to stream, set the paper origami on fire, aaand start!
>You speak in the darkness, while watching right onto your crappy drawings on the walls.
My lord Kek, help me outta here to a better place to live and earn glory and lulz.
>Video is capturing, but it's didn't bother you too much.
>Now you have 15 seconds to act, because when fire will spread across the room, you will experience some real pain.

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!!PuhJkJ8UbWi Fri 10 Mar 2017 08:50:30 No.29642185 Report

Quoted By: >>29642188 >>29642758

>>29642180

>You enter the circle from salt and take a last breath, then you put a knife's sharp side to your heart.
>Just a simple kitchen knife, but this will be enough.
>Your will is too weak to do it properly, so instead you just falling onto the ground, and the blade enters your ribcage right into the heart.
>Seconds after room is fully on fire, so or would be harder to understand what actually happened, when people will find your body.
>Notebook stops the video and uploads it to the boards.
>Soon enough someone will notice a weird shade angles, but they'll say "I'm programmer, that's Photoshop!".
>You will be forgotten soon enough.

>Be anon
>Find yourself in the cold void near big green sphere. You noticed some other spheres too.
>Is this gods and demons? Makes some sense.
>You hear the noble voice.
>Kek is pleased, now go, Anon the Human, become a man and get some lulz for me! Heil 2 you!"
>Your "soul" starts to accelerate towards a better place, as you suppose, and after some time you lose your consciousness.
>I woke up from the sound of roaring air and feeling of untoleratable heat.
>You're the Anon the Worthless, and you feel like you have entered atmosphere of unknown planet at really high speed.
>You even feel the pain from the air pressure, as travel with a speed, higher then speed of sound.
>And then you realize that you have passed through some crucial point, as you start to ascend.

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!!PuhJkJ8UbWi Fri 10 Mar 2017 08:52:12 No.29642188 Report

Quoted By: >>29642194

>>29642185
>Next hour you can enjoy of view of the new planet from space. Green fields, yellow sands, grey mountains, blue oceans and so on.
>On the dark side of the planet, though, u cant see nothing but one comparatively small green glowing surface. Which is strange.
>Anyway, your enter atmosphere once again and start your final descend.
>Looks like your will be landing in the sunset zone, which is nice.
>Your speed falling, and you slowly make it to the grassland near evergreen forest.
>Forest, grassland, some spiky mountains at horizon.
>Beutiful sunset of yellow exoplanet star.
>Suddenly you realize that you have body now.
>You try to breath and you just hope that u will survive this stage.
>Well, air is clear and you feel a little bit dizzy from the levels of oxygen you've got.
>Somehow someway you, Anon, now in a different world and with the help of Kek there is a good air for your lungs.
>Anyway you should start moving, because you start getting cold.
>Looks like there was a summer rain two hours ago and grass are still wet.
You better get going, adventurer, find a village and get a job.
>You start moving, keeping forest at right hand from you.
>Soon enough you end up near river, so you change your direction down with direction of water flow.
>You tired, so you stop and sit down at the stone. Its cold, but you sit like a slav, so you won't get sick.
>After five minutes your legs are tired, so you prefer to stand up and stop this torture.
>Near hour later you get to the bridge. Bridge is wooden, but seems pretty small for you.
>You how you won't break this, so you carefully cross the river and go up the road.
>After three thousands feets toward big forest you finally arrived to some kind of a small medieval-style town.

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!!PuhJkJ8UbWi Fri 10 Mar 2017 08:53:52 No.29642194 Report

Quoted By: >>29642196

>>29642188
>You cant tell too much for your weak eyesight, though.
>But the place is beautiful: stone road, pretty houses and castle-shaped mansion near main square.
I hope this is local mage, not the landlord. But I'm not a fighter, my most useful working medieval skill for now is the masonry. But anyway, i should now just go and say hello to somebody.
...
Come on, you should be brave to succeed. Rrrragh!
>As you enter the town, you feel some deja vu.
>Architecture style looks familiar.
>Small doors, small windows. Lots of hoove-prints on the sand road. And finally...
>You feel the frozen sweat at your back. It cant be, it cant be.
>You finally encounter some citizens. They are small pastel horses. Sheeeeeeit. Even if you secretly wanted to Equestria, you are 100% sure that your life here would not be good.
>Anyway, citizens noticed you too.
>Dont panic, Anon, you should say something.
Hello there, guys, where is the tavern?
>You hear only screams of fear, as two citizens ran away in clouds of dust.
Oh come on, i hope there will be somebody brave enough.

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!!PuhJkJ8UbWi Fri 10 Mar 2017 08:55:03 No.29642196 Report

Quoted By: >>29642200

>>29642194
>"FOR THE BRAVERY!"
>You hear some strange voice and turn around, expecting to face some pony-knight with a spear.
>But you have been attacked from the sky, as pegasus crushes onto your shoulder.
>In a flash of pain your mind turned off, as you felt on the ground with broken hand.
REEEEEEEEEE
>And you got punch in the back of your head, so you fall in the darkness.

>Be Anon
>Woke up feeling pain.
>As you open your eyes, you feel that you are lying at the table and its cold.
>Oh no, it cold only at the back of your head. Ice cubes?

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!!PuhJkJ8UbWi Fri 10 Mar 2017 08:56:53 No.29642200 Report

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>>29642196
Ohhh, where am I?
>"sshh, human, don't wake up right now, you got your head hurt, you may fall".
>pretty and self-confident voice of a girl...
>is coming from the lavender-colored mare.
>And also you can see sky blue pegasus with three-colored mane.
>You can see a little bit of fault at her face and want to punch her, but you are now different, so instead you ask them.
Oh, I have been bested. Please tell me the name of the warrior, to whom I lost. Well fought.
>"My name is Rainbow Dash, but I was thinking that you're some kind of monster, but are u some kind of hooman?"
>Lavender bookhorse interrupts her with a concern in her voice.
>"Its a hUman, and he got lucky to have a good skull. Anyway, my name is Twilight Sparkle and we're sorry for that shenanigan. This is my house, castle of friendship. I have patched your hand and head, so you will be okay, but I invite you to stay here for a while, I would like to ask you some questions."

>You feel like it's better to stay here for a while, because you actually would like to tell some stories, as well as hear something about available jobs.
>But the main reason is that you're hungry and it's probably would be dusk soon, so in your situation it is better to accept invitation.
>Not to mention that you actually excited about possibility to talk with someone from mane 6.
My name is the Anon the Human, I seek a place to start new life and I accept your invitation with happiness, and I thank you for your kindness and good threatment. I'm sorry for that I've scared citizens of this town.

And thats all for today, thanks for the upcoming critics and i hope you will enjoy this a little bit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 09:07:40 No.29642227 Report

Quoted By: >>29642232

>>29642180
>My lord Kek
S H A D I L A Y

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!!PuhJkJ8UbWi Fri 10 Mar 2017 09:13:25 No.29642232 Report

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>>29642227
Shadilay

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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 09:19:02 No.29642242 Report

Quoted By: >>29642258 >>29642269

>>29641621
>“I sure hope you’ve got somebody you can pray to to save your sorry ass from me,” you seethe.
And that was the point in in the story that turned Anon into a "bad guy", And it was glorious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG6JrqFARRY

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!!PuhJkJ8UbWi Fri 10 Mar 2017 09:31:26 No.29642258 Report

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>>29642242
I hope he wont kill bookhorse, but i suspect that anon will be somehow disabled and captured, but will manage to break out and flee later

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 09:39:28 No.29642269 Report

Quoted By: >>29642275

>>29642242
Bookhorse just facilitated the destruction of books, she has lost the blessing of the Great Librarian.

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!!PuhJkJ8UbWi Fri 10 Mar 2017 09:42:12 No.29642275 Report

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>>29642269
You have a point, but she may think that these books are evil, so blessing may stay with her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 09:45:17 No.29642278 Report

Quoted By: >>29642280

>>29636342

"Easy, easy."
>"Anonymous, stand aside, you know not what she’s capable of.” Celestia’s voice is demure, a stark contrast of what you’re used to.
>Don’t know what Eris is capable of? She’s capable of granting you magic! Or at least the illusion of it!
>”Preach it sistah! Tell Anonymous here all about it!” Eris, while still playful in her choice of words, seems defensive.
>”Quiet you.”
“Seriously, let’s not go full drama. How about some ice cream, eh?”
>Some Ben and Jerry’s would be great about now.
>Cookie dough would be nice.
>Even in this situation, true to her word, Eris magics a cup of it.
>Truly, such display to an onlooker would look like you've conjured it yourself!
>"Anonymous, now isn't the time. Eris I demand you set back everything, or so help me I will unleash the elements upon you again."
>"Like I said Celestia, I did not not do this." Eris grins mischievously.
>You scoop some frozen treat and eat it, letting the refreshing sweetness melt on your tongue.
"I thought the elements were Twilight and co, and aren't they, like, God knows where now?"
>Celestia gave you a look.
>A look that told of an eons old mare that had seen dumb shit in her time, but what you just did might have been THE dumbest shit she'd ever witnessed.
>Eris reclines in the air.
>"Bluffing, really? Really Celly? And I almost fell for it too."
>"Anonymous..." Celestia rubbed her temples with her hooves. "Why would you speak about state secrets so nonchalantly?"
>Wait...
>That's a secret?
>Well shit.
>Eris snakes around the air and wraps her arm around you.
>"Anon and I are chums now, two peas in a pod, amigos - not that you'd know what that's like Celly - why would my friend not inform me of something that concerns yours truly?"
>Eris shifts her attention to you and your treat.
>You were in the process of guiding the ice cream to your mouth.
>Well, if you now have an infinite supply at your disposal, why not share?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 09:46:35 No.29642280 Report

Quoted By: >>29642281

>>29642278

>You turn the spoon towards Eris and she takes a bite.
>...
>Strange...
>No quip? You might have known this thing for like 15 minutes but she seems like the kind to make some quip on this.
>"Not everything needs a punchline, geez, I don't always take the low hanging fruit."
>Right. Okay.
>"Aaalthough... wasn't this some kind of indirect kiss~?"
"There it is."
>You two chuckle.
>Celestia just stands there, blank expression on her features.
>Is she feeling left out?
>You scoop some more ice cream and move to the stoic looking horse.
"Have some too."
>"Yeah Celly~, indirect kiss me! I always knew that deep down you were in-lesbians with my esteemed self."
>She moves her muzzle away with a scrunch.
>The spoon hits her cheek.
>You readjust.
>She turns the other way.
>"Enough Anonymous!"
>Fine.
>Celestia takes a few steps back, as if trying to see the bigger picture of something.
>She composes herself.
>"Truthfully, you have found friendship, Eris? Forgive my skepticism, but I was under the impression you were a "One gal operation.""
>Eris shrugs.
>"Eh, I was bored, stumbled upon this chaotic existence and thought to myself "Eris, why not treat yourself to something new? Why not finally try that Friendship™ thing Sunbutt always pushed, even though she herself has no friends?"
>Celestia doesn't look amused.
>"Be that as it may, that doesn't give you free reign to do THAT."
>Celestia points to the parking lot again, apparently there was a pile up somehow, and an Eris is being carted away by paramedic Eris while Eris weeps around the flaming mountain of metal.
>Eris just floats around. "That's how I do, Celly, ALL I do." She smugs. "And what can you do about it without the elements?"
>"Clean up your mess, Eris."
>"I didn't do that~" In no point in time could someone have smugged any harder. "It was all Anon. Expansion Pak here's a bona fide wizard."
>Celestia breathes out her nose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 09:47:40 No.29642281 Report

Quoted By: >>29642286 >>29642773

>>29642280

>"Enough of these childish games, Eris. Anonymous lacks magic completely, not even your methods could grant him that which was never there to begin with."
>”Nauh-huh, show her Anon!” Eris pats you on the back, hard enough that, off guard, you drop the cup of half eaten ice cream on the ground.
>She snorts.
>Eeh, magic food is magic.
>Put on the spot, you feel kinda silly doing this, like playing pretend in front of someone not really in the mood to put up with your autistic bullshit.
>But fuck it! No one ever achieved greatness without acting the fool!
>Something you’ve always wanted to do was fly, so that’s what you’re going with.
>But you can’t be affected physically, so no Supermaning, gotta be more roundabout.
>You add some theatrics to what you’re planning and clasp your hands.
>Magic flying cloud.
>From your clasped hands starts leaking mist.
>You open your palms and in front of you, a little below waste level, a golden cloud forms.
>”I saw that, Eris, you did this.”
>”W-What? That’s too sensible, it was all Anonymous!” Eris props herself on her elbow. “I’m dying to see whatever it is Anon will do next!”
>Okay.
>You breathe out and jump…
>You fall through the cloud and faceplant the ground beneath with a splat.
“What the hell is this!?”
>Your head pokes up from the cloud.
>Eris just laughs as she spins.
>”You aren’t pure enough Anon!”
>Fucking what!?
“I’m as pure as the driven snow, Goddamn it!”
>Eris wags her bird claw at you.
>”Tut tut, you forgot about the most important thing: you can’t stand on clouds.”
>…
“Oh.”
>”Srnk… eh… ” Celestia hides her mouth with a wing as she tries to contain herself.
>She can’t.
>She laughs.
>Really loudly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 09:49:06 No.29642286 Report

Quoted By: >>29642290

>>29642281

>After a full thirty seconds of uninterrupted "Ahah"s and "Ohoh"s Celestia catches her breath and wipes a tear from her eye.
>"What kind of scam is this... eheh... THIS is how you "gave" Anonymous magic? I guess I shouldn't be surprised by how unorthodox it is..."
>She clears her throat.
>"Anonymous. Clean up this mess, or else..." She drops the merryment and adopts the same cold authoritative tone she has with Eris.
>Jesus, okay.
>In the blink of an eye, the garden, and how it was before you walked in, returned, sans Eris statue.
>"So, that's it then? You plan to trail along Anonymous like this?"
>Eris brushes her mane aside. "Until he expires, that's the deal. How long do humans live? Not long I hope."
>Ouch.
"Joke’s on you, I'm immortal!"
>She crosses her arms. "Uh-uh."
"I haven't died yet in, like, two decades! You can't disprove that I'm not gonna live eternal!"
>Eris turns to Celestia, a look of bemusement on her.
>"Isn't he just a doll, Celly?"
>Celestia seemed lost in thought before getting the look of someone who reached a conclusion.
>"You are lucky Eris; I am willing to give you a second chance, seeing as you seem to have reflected during your imprisonment and have strived towards friendship."
>"Pfft, don't act benevolent, you simply cannot do anything to lil’ old me without the elements... well... nothing that doesn't put all your little subjects in harm’s way, anyway."
>Celestia's political face cracks a bit.
>"I will tolerate your presence, but do not misunderstand, return to your old ways and your time is numbered."
>Be on your best behavior or you're dead, kiddo, is what she meant.
>"Now, come Anonymous, it's time for lunch."
>Celestia turns around towards the castle.
>Conjure: jelly donut.
>You just wanted to test this shit out and now, on your hand, is the fluffy pastry; jelly hardened and cool to the touch.
>Why have food prepared by "royal chefs" and then eat at the "table" when you can have anything you want on the spot?

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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 09:50:29 No.29642290 Report

Quoted By: >>29642296 >>29642297 >>29642841 >>29643042 >>29645624 >>29648066

>>29642286

>Celestia looks back at you sternly
>Eeeh, whatever, this can be plenty fun.
>Though you don't want to ruin your appetite.
"Here."
>"Hm? For me? My, you shouldn't have~" Eris teleports the pastry from your hand to hers and sinks her teeth into it.
>She rests a paw on her cheek as she chews.
>"Soo goood~"
>You begin catching up to Celestia, snacking Eris trailing behind you in the air.
>"Though you have to work on that delivery: "Here", really? That's all you can come up with? And also: no beverage? This would go great with some chocolate milk, you know? 2/10 you didn't even say milady."
"Ah! That would be the day."
>Who even says that IRL?
>Surely not the guy that uses the term IRL in real life.
"By the way... is there any place in this world that's constantly suffering from mass starvation?"
>"Why? You wanna use my - ahem - excuse me, your power to give them all the food they could eat?" She dabs the corners of her mouth with the tuft of her tail. “That’s boring,”
"What? No! Just curious."
>"Edgy."
>You two have a giggle as you catch up to Princess Celestia.

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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 09:56:07 No.29642296 Report

Quoted By: >>29642306

>>29642290

And with that, the updating trifecta is complete, boy this morning's been quite a productive time for this thread.
Nice to see a new writefag pop up too, this thread's getting a lot of green.
Though I'm mostly winging it here, so I don't know how far or where I'll take this, hope you guys are enjoying it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 09:56:51 No.29642297 Report

Quoted By: >>29642313

>>29642290
>"Here", really? That's all you can come up with? And also: no beverage? This would go great with some chocolate milk, you know? 2/10 you didn't even say milady."
Cuteness overload.

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!!PuhJkJ8UbWi Fri 10 Mar 2017 10:01:50 No.29642306 Report

Quoted By:

>>29642296
I want a show about this story :)
Eris is like Kek, and the Kek is the life

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!!PuhJkJ8UbWi Fri 10 Mar 2017 10:03:53 No.29642313 Report

Quoted By:

>>29642297
In my collection this goes

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!!PuhJkJ8UbWi Fri 10 Mar 2017 12:49:14 No.29642612 Report

Quoted By:

>>29620619
Shitpost harder

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 14:01:17 No.29642758 Report

Quoted By: >>29642770 >>29642841 >>29643032

>>29642185
Im a programmer, the way its written makes me believe that this is actually made by a program, dont mind it and move on
Photoshop is actually used by designers, programmers have no use for that, just thought i d let ya know unless that s the joke then i missed it completely

Also <we>'ll be watching

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!!PuhJkJ8UbWi Fri 10 Mar 2017 14:09:00 No.29642770 Report

Quoted By: >>29642777

>>29642758
<We> whomst?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 14:10:23 No.29642773 Report

Quoted By:

>>29642281
>You aren't pure enough
I get that reference. Not bad my dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 14:14:16 No.29642777 Report

Quoted By: >>29642797 >>29642826

>>29642770
What the fuck is with your tripcode?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 14:21:44 No.29642794 Report

Quoted By: >>29642818 >>29643981

>>29641621
>Anon begins to regret his decisions and reflect on how much of a bitch he was
>The ponies ruin it
>Anon tries to leave peacefully and go somewhere he can't bother anyone
>The ponies ruin it
The ponies are the true villains of the story

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!!PuhJkJ8UbWi Fri 10 Mar 2017 14:22:56 No.29642797 Report

Quoted By:

>>29642777
I just dont know what went wrong, maybe i messed up with the syntaxis. Should you fix my lack of knowledge?

Testuser12321322 !!nGUFefHdh4b

Testuser12321322 !!nGUFefHdh4b Fri 10 Mar 2017 14:28:03 No.29642814 Report

Quoted By:

checking syntaxis

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 14:29:37 No.29642818 Report

Quoted By: >>29642841

>>29642794
>tfw Anon is the truth victim of all of this
If somehow Anon dies, he better come back as a vengeful spirit and haunt Twilight for being a pedantic cunt.

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Greenstone !!vPTI7onWAOS Fri 10 Mar 2017 14:33:20 No.29642826 Report

Quoted By: >>29642831

>>29642777
thanks, mate, i've fixed it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 14:35:17 No.29642831 Report

Quoted By:

>>29642826
I mean what's wrong as in why are you posting with one?

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Greenstone !!vPTI7onWAOS Fri 10 Mar 2017 14:40:25 No.29642841 Report

Quoted By: >>29642852 >>29642912 >>29643032 >>29643272

>>29642818
if he dies, he most likely will not comeback, since his photo is not the real phylactery of lich, i suppose.
>>29642758
it was a common joke from the beginning of the Internet. It is even more funny when "I'm Photoshop, this is programmer". But hey, maybe its local joke, unheard here before. Its used below unrealistic photos, when people suspect that photo was created via Photoshop. Have a good day, sir! :-)
>>29642290
Have my best and only picture of Eris(I believe this is her)

Greenstone !!vPTI7onWAOS

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Greenstone !!vPTI7onWAOS Fri 10 Mar 2017 14:44:11 No.29642852 Report

Quoted By: >>29643032

>>29642841
found even bigger one

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 15:07:36 No.29642912 Report

Quoted By: >>29642960

>>29642841
>it was a common joke from the beginning of the Internet. It is even more funny when "I'm Photoshop, this is programmer". But hey, maybe its local joke, unheard here before. Its used below unrealistic photos, when people suspect that photo was created via Photoshop. Have a good day, sir! :-)"
You mean shopped? Pic related.
That sounds like a really bastardized version of it to be honest, no wonder that guy got confused, your english skills are kinda poor, friend

Greenstone !!vPTI7onWAOS

Greenstone !!vPTI7onWAOS Fri 10 Mar 2017 15:19:52 No.29642960 Report

Quoted By: >>29643281

>>29642912
i just translated joke from my language to yours, but "shopped" seems like true original. Thanks mate!

Greenstone !!vPTI7onWAOS

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Greenstone !!vPTI7onWAOS Fri 10 Mar 2017 15:37:20 No.29643010 Report

Quoted By: >>29643339

Pretty much how I learned english, ha-ha!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 15:44:22 No.29643032 Report

Quoted By: >>29643072 >>29643073 >>29643310

>>29642758 here

>>29642841
>>29642852
There were photoshop jokes here too, but never related to programmers, never related to any job actually
I aint from an english country so maybe that s why i never saw in most sites of my language
Interwebs wall when?

Also the image may not be big enough, but i m sure /gd/ will be pleased

And dont worry about the engrish, you ll learn as you talk/write and making grammar nazi mad is always a bonus ^:)
Ps.: if any native can explain why 'i' has to be capitalized i d be very thankfull, it make no fucking sense whatsoever

We /int/ now

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 15:46:58 No.29643042 Report

Quoted By:

>>29642290
im realy enjoying the direction this is going in, and im looking forward to more!
But unless you are some sort of magican in keeping things intresting, you shouldnt over do it in length or it'll lose its charm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 15:53:44 No.29643072 Report

Quoted By: >>29643087 >>29643174

>>29643032
Who said language has to make sense?

Can you explain why in russian you have words consisting of literally one consonant? That doesn't make sense either.

Greenstone !!vPTI7onWAOS

Greenstone !!vPTI7onWAOS Fri 10 Mar 2017 15:53:44 No.29643073 Report

Quoted By:

>>29643032

i found something, can be useful http://mentalfloss.com/article/30743/why-do-we-capitalize-%E2%80%9Ci%E2%80%9D

Greenstone !!vPTI7onWAOS

Greenstone !!vPTI7onWAOS Fri 10 Mar 2017 15:58:00 No.29643087 Report

Quoted By:

>>29643072
even sentences: Я? A?
"Я" means "I". A is like "huh?"
I had good marks for language, but I dont know why do we have such word. They pretty popular, so they wont be forgotten soon enough to dont learn about them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 16:26:56 No.29643174 Report

Quoted By: >>29643188 >>29643200 >>29643310

>>29643072
Because in portuguese from Hueland every letter, every ^ or ', everything really, has a reason to be written that way. 'I' isnt a name or anything, just a self reference and that s what confuses me the most
Honetly gave up writing it capitalized but the curiosity still there

Greenstone !!vPTI7onWAOS

Greenstone !!vPTI7onWAOS Fri 10 Mar 2017 16:30:49 No.29643188 Report

Quoted By:

>>29643174
its just because we too lazy to capitalize 'i')

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 16:33:04 No.29643200 Report

Quoted By: >>29643391

>>29643174
>I gave up writing it capitalized

Why though

You're basically intentionally using incorrect English. It looks bad, makes people less likely to read your posts or take you seriously, and if you KNOW how it should be written correctly, why would you intentionally not do it that way?

Every language has its rules. German capitalises certain nouns, for instance. I don't actually speak German so it doesn't make much sense to me, but that's how it is.

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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 16:35:43 No.29643213 Report

Quoted By: >>29643228 >>29643310

>>29641621
What an update. I was on edge the entire time. Anon has to retreat for now, he's not strong enough. Also he made a poor choice in runes, the first two I would have marked myself with are teleport and magic shield. Even telekinesis would have been secondary to those. He underestimated the aversion ponies have towards runes and their willingness to stop him. He should have expected hostility.
Shit, I'm even more paranoid than him for thinking this.
He needs to fucking run for the hills now, grow stronger and then pull a Tirek or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 16:39:24 No.29643228 Report

Quoted By: >>29643310

>>29643213
He did expect some amount of hostility. That's why he made a point about waiting until he was stronger to reveal himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 16:52:12 No.29643272 Report

Quoted By: >>29643287

>>29642841
Stop tripfagging you colossal nobody.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 16:54:02 No.29643281 Report

Quoted By: >>29643287

>>29642960
Just stop. Your English is horrible. Come back when you're less cancerous.

Greenstone !!vPTI7onWAOS

Greenstone !!vPTI7onWAOS Fri 10 Mar 2017 16:55:24 No.29643287 Report

Quoted By: >>29643295

>>29643272
hey, at least you can identify such faggot as me. >>29643281
thanks, can u give me advice, friend?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 16:57:10 No.29643295 Report

Quoted By: >>29643297

>>29643287
I don't have the time to correct you on all of your mistakes. You make way too many, it would take forever. Go take an English class or something and stop shitting up the thread.

Greenstone !!vPTI7onWAOS

Greenstone !!vPTI7onWAOS Fri 10 Mar 2017 16:58:58 No.29643297 Report

Quoted By:

>>29643295
but 4chan is my English class. Thanks anyway, mate.

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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 17:02:50 No.29643310 Report

Quoted By: >>29643321 >>29643391

>>29643032
>>29643174
>Knowingly writing badly.
>Proud of it.
Brazil, this is your father Portugal: apply yourself or you're getting the belt.
But seriously though, like it has already been said; every language has their quirks in writing and if you want to write in a foreign one, you should do your best to respect those quirks, since that is how to properly write it.
>>29643213
>Also he made a poor choice in runes, the first two I would have marked myself with are teleport and magic shield. Even telekinesis would have been secondary to those. He underestimated the aversion ponies have towards runes and their willingness to stop him. He should have expected hostility.
To be honest hindsight is always 20/20.
Remember that Anon wasn't planning on having to save the town by blasting an Hydra with the strongest magic missile the world had ever seen right in front of one of the most close minded, goody two shoes influential ponies around.
This pretty much >>29643228

Greenstone !!vPTI7onWAOS

Greenstone !!vPTI7onWAOS Fri 10 Mar 2017 17:06:42 No.29643321 Report

Quoted By: >>29643365 >>29643394

>>29643310
his rune for "make feet always smell fresh" are kind of waste of valuable space on his skin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 17:11:54 No.29643339 Report

Quoted By: >>29643359 >>29643394 >>29643434

>>29643010
Пoшeл нaхyй.

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Greenstone !!vPTI7onWAOS Fri 10 Mar 2017 17:15:56 No.29643359 Report

Quoted By: >>29643403 >>29643434

>>29643339
lol, good old times! then lets make it like a real gentlemens: нaчнeм c тoгo, чтo вы, yвaжaeмый, хyй и гoвнo!)

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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 17:17:32 No.29643365 Report

Quoted By: >>29643389 >>29643638

>>29643321
>What is comic relief?
That was a gag, clearly more of a joke to not make everything so tense and to add flavor to the story.
While it is now canonical that Obsessive Anon has smelly feet and a rune to make them smell fresh, it really has no stake in the story besides either being a throwaway gag to not be taken seriously in arguments or its Sea Urchin setting up a Chekhov's Gun, which is highly unlikely, I mean, how's a rune to take the smell of bad feet be important?
Thing is, we barely know what most of his runes actually do, plus there's still a lot of room in other parts of the body.
I really see no reason to mention that in the topic of Anon's readiness.

Greenstone !!vPTI7onWAOS

Greenstone !!vPTI7onWAOS Fri 10 Mar 2017 17:23:02 No.29643389 Report

Quoted By: >>29643434

>>29643365
you right about this case.
i'm just trying to make people communicate, so this thread will not be lost in the depths.
What should we discuss, sir?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 17:23:20 No.29643391 Report

Quoted By: >>29643405

>>29643200
Mostly outta lazyness tbqh, again it doesnt made sense and people understand just as well if it isnt

>>29643310
M-mas anão...
Fine, yall raised a good point about language quirkyness, will try to get over it
And no, not proud of it, just literally gave up+lazyness

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 17:24:38 No.29643394 Report

Quoted By: >>29643403 >>29643416 >>29643434 >>29643554

>>29643321
>>29643339
A, ecли cepьeзнo:
>You enter the circle from salt
Tы, cyкa, пepeвoдишь дocлoвнo. Пoчeмy бы взять и нe нaпиcaть вмecтo
>circle from salt
=>
>salt circle
[Good job, now it also sounds like your average moba game, lol]

Или дaжe нaпиcaть:
>Blah, blah, blah made a cirle with salt as the ritual demands
>Blah, blah, blah
>Finally stepping into it, he fucked your dog.

Greenstone !!vPTI7onWAOS

Greenstone !!vPTI7onWAOS Fri 10 Mar 2017 17:28:59 No.29643403 Report

Quoted By: >>29643434

>>29643394
Cпacибo, и пpocти зa >>29643359

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 17:29:16 No.29643405 Report

Quoted By: >>29643434 >>29643442

>>29643391
What you don't seem to understand is, it makes perfect sense. To an English-speaking person.

It would be like me saying, "Why do you guys call 'potatoes' 'patatas'? It doesn't make sense, 'potatoes' is a perfectly fine word! I'll just call them 'potatoes', the words are similar enough that people will understand anyway."

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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 17:30:36 No.29643415 Report

Quoted By: >>29643439

>tfw the thread turns into a dota2 simulator

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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 17:31:00 No.29643416 Report

Quoted By: >>29643434 >>29643444 >>29643703

>>29643394
Лoгикa, блядь, y языкa дpyгaя. He "кpyг из coли", a "coлeвый кpyг", eбaнa. Пoнимaeшь?
Пoнимaeшь??
Этo нeнopмaльнo, кoгдa y мимoкpoкoдилa c фopчaнa пo нecкoльким cтpoчкaм пoлyчaeтcя MOЛHИEHOCHO oпpeдeлить нe тoлькo, и нe cтoлькo, тo, чтo чeлoвeк хyeв в aнглийcкoм, a, в пpинципe, нa кaкoм языкe oн paзгoвapивaeт. Paбoтaй нaд этим.

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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 17:33:50 No.29643434 Report

Quoted By: >>29643457 >>29643469

>>29643389
>i'm just trying to make people communicate, so this thread will not be lost in the depths.
I think you should stop with that, forcing people to "communicate" isn't really something you should focus on, if people want to discuss something thread related discussion will happen. otherwise just bump the thread when it reaches page 9 as we wait for writefags to return and move along to another thread if you want to discuss something.
Remember that while good discussion is always good, having discussion for the sake of it will just kill the thread faster, since the thread reaches bump limit faster when we unnecessarily burn through too many posts.
>>29643339
>>29643359
>>29643394
>>29643403
>>29643416
You see this shit? Stop it, most here don't speak russian and this will only kill this thread faster
>>29643405
>patatas
You mean "batatas"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 17:36:05 No.29643439 Report

Quoted By:

>>29643415
Fak of, eben)))0
Don't worry, one day he will be virtually indistinguishable from your sour western ass, comrade.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 17:37:22 No.29643442 Report

Quoted By:

>>29643405
Well I find funny how yall say 'açaí' wrong actually and think that s the right way, so idk where ya trying to go with it
And i and I is purely gramatical, so even less of a point.

Still I think we derailed the thread enough, gonna start capitalizing the i...or at least try. Not gonna promise since my lazyness may speak louder when trying to vomit a post quickly

Also batatas*

Greenstone !!vPTI7onWAOS

Greenstone !!vPTI7onWAOS Fri 10 Mar 2017 17:37:30 No.29643444 Report

Quoted By: >>29643459

>>29643416
thanks for real, u gave me good lessons

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 17:40:08 No.29643457 Report

Quoted By: >>29643481

>>29643434
Goddamit pt anão beat me to it
DAMN YOU CAPITAL 'I'!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 17:40:13 No.29643459 Report

Quoted By:

>>29643444
stop using your trip for off-topic posting
https://youtu.be/YgHNtzxO0y8

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 17:41:27 No.29643469 Report

Quoted By: >>29643481 >>29643503

>>29643434
>and this will only kill this thread faster
This is the very reason I started to talk to him in russian right away - so that I can convey my message more efficiently and in less posts.

And it's over already, calm your arses, jeez.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 17:45:39 No.29643481 Report

Quoted By: >>29643498 >>29643503 >>29643510 >>29643522

>>29643457
>pt anão
Gotta ask since this is the second time, is this a hue meme or something?
>>29643469
>And it's over already, calm your arses, jeez.
It's fine, I wasn't having an autistic fit over here or anything, and since I couldn't make out whatever it was you said I assumed general Ruskie shitposting, I feared it would carry on, so yeah, it's fine I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 17:51:23 No.29643498 Report

Quoted By:

>>29643481
Nah, the pronunciation just sounds like anon, like..sounds a lot like it

Also, just because: Anão = midget
So yea, potuguese, not local meem

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 17:51:35 No.29643503 Report

Quoted By: >>29643535

>>29643469
>>29643481
So, this one good guy has given me some good advices, which I should now follow. And since we should discuss, i propose to discuss this stupid question: "If Twi's castle consists of solid magic, can Anon somehow power his runes with crystals of Friendship Castle?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 17:52:48 No.29643510 Report

Quoted By: >>29643554

>>29643481
I actually thought that everyone would be able to tell, that there are some english classes in progress, by green lines and quotations pretty easily, to be honest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 17:55:05 No.29643522 Report

Quoted By:

>>29643481
Nah, the pronunciation just sounds like anon, like..sounds a lot like it

Also, just because: Anão = midget
So yea, potuguese, not local meem (one anon is hue and other from portugal anyway)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 17:58:27 No.29643535 Report

Quoted By: >>29643555

>>29643503
1. Stop trying to artificially start discussion
2. If you're talking about Obsession, that's exactly what he did in the fucking story

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 18:01:12 No.29643554 Report

Quoted By:

>>29643510
I kinda figured something like pointers were being given but then I saw >>29643394
>cyкa
And that pretty much overwrite anything else, and made me think these guys are just shitposting.
Mentioning moba didn't help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 18:01:14 No.29643555 Report

Quoted By: >>29643615

>>29643535
i mean not to draw the runes, but to use crystals as external power storage for runes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 18:16:17 No.29643615 Report

Quoted By:

>>29643555
I don't know how that would work. It's specifically said that runes on spellbound items absorb magic from the air to power themselves. I don't think he could just plug in a crystal and let it go to work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 18:22:47 No.29643638 Report

Quoted By: >>29643684 >>29643685 >>29643688 >>29643723

>>29643365
I'm not the same anon, but isn't that still retarded? He could have put the tune for teleportation there instead. It's an excruciatingly painful process to tattoo a new rune, they shouldn't be used for comedic relief or frivolous bullshit. Wasting precious time on something like that isn't really funny, and paints Anon as retarded and unable to comprehend the concept of prioritization of resources. Yes, it's just a dumb story. However, Anon is set up as a runic genius who was strategically gathering power before he got caught. And he wasted time on a joke rune? How many of his other runes are jokes? It's a massive inconsistency and really dumb, even though it was just meant to be comedic relief. You have to think about the implications of your jokes, and make sure they don't ruin the narrative.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 18:33:34 No.29643684 Report

Quoted By: >>29643714

>>29643638
Agreed. "It's just comic relief" doesn't mean that it can be absolutely whatever and just get ignored completely. Unless it's a light-hearted comedic story where the humour is the focus and the plot is not important.

What if Discord suddenly popped in, summoned fifty elephants playing trumpets, then left and everyone carried on like nothing had happened? Sure, random isn't necessarily funny, but some people would still make the argument that it is. The point is, regardless of whether that is funny or not, that would have absolutely no place within the story, and if nobody freaks out about it and just carries on with the scene that would be really bad characterisation. "It was just for comedic relief" is not an argument when a story tried to be serious.

Note that this doesn't mean that a serious story has to have no humour at all. Just that it has to fit in and make sense as part of the world of the story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 18:33:50 No.29643685 Report

Quoted By: >>29643714

>>29643638
_other anun_
I have only read the last parts of this story (newfag itt) and my first though on reading that line was: "Aha, so this is basically a story about ingenious anon, who found how to easily cheat his own magicless, by simply drawing some runes on himself with an ink, and now obviously, wiping them from him or showering him with water is how probably they are going to defeat him". But, yeah, after I read it whole, it turns out, that the process not nearly as lighthearted as i thought.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 18:34:13 No.29643688 Report

Quoted By: >>29643707 >>29643712 >>29643714

>>29643638
He's had plenty of time to himself and planned to have even more. As far as he knew, he had much longer to paint himself. It's also not like there's any lack of resources considering all he needs is charcoal, which is perfectly available to anyone with a fireplace and wood, and magic crystals which he has a whole castle to pick off of. As for the pain, he's covered himself with so many runes I don't think he much cares about it anymore. Sure it hurts, but every rune he binds himself with is another power boost for him. Any spell is a power boost, it doesn't matter what it is. Who's to say that out if the 30 runes he has, 1 is a joke? Is it so bad for a guy to have fun with his groundbreaking discovery?

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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 18:39:16 No.29643703 Report

Quoted By: >>29643707

>>29643416
Oh my, look at all these runes. I wonder what spells they're for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 18:41:10 No.29643707 Report

Quoted By: >>29643712

>>29643688
hey, every time you bind a rune, you will feel pain. And as person, who only recently obtained magic, anon should not waste effort to make such a rune, but hey, if its some sort of auto-cleaning\auto-washing rune, then this is actually really useful. Because to get sick by some extradimensional infection is the last thing I would wanted to, even if at first look you will think "lmao i'm human so i cant get sick", but hey, people can get sick from animals, and Equestria is the world of animals(technically). So, i propose to consider "fresh rune" as hygiene rune and everybody will be happy.
>>29643703
I've got some constructive critics, nothing to watch here =)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 18:42:15 No.29643712 Report

Quoted By:

>>29643688
Yes, because spells aren't just one rune, they're a bunch of runes, and anon has a hard limit on the number of spells he can possibly cast dictated by his total body surface area.

Sure, he may space to spare right now, but he's also basically ageless, and has grand ambitions on furthering his studies. Not to mention that right now, he still lacks a shitton of basic spells.

Who's to say that in 500 years, he won't find another really useful spell only to not have any space left for it because he added a foot-freshening spell?

It's not like foot smell is a particularly important problem for humans. If at least it was a general body-cleaning spell to allow him to never shower or wash, that would be understandable. Only feet, though? It's completely useless.

And if all else fails, combat magic can always use new spells. Even if he decides that it's time to inscribe his entire body, right now, no space left blank, he'd do much better to give himself a huge array of various offensive and defensive spells than random body odour fresheners.

As for
>but spells give him power!
Again, pick literally any other more useful spell and bind it, and it will absorb power for you AND will also come in useful as an actual spell. If he really had so much time that he could just goof off and add random spells to himself, he could have had the ability to teleport already, for instance.

>>29643707
Like I said above, a general cleaning binding would be acceptable. Pretty sure that wasn't how it was intended in the story, though.

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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 18:42:53 No.29643714 Report

Quoted By: >>29643769

>>29643688
>>29643684
>>29643685
A little bit away from the topic, I believe, that whole necessity of "getting rid of your soul", before being able to inscribe runes on you is kinda redundant and silly. I see that the point is probably to make Anon seems even more evil because of his literal "soulles", but, men, it's such a clumsy way to do it and looks realy childish, who even cares, do you have soul or not?

It would be much simplier and, imho, better to juch make Twilight then say "Da fuq you say, Anon?! Noone ever even considered trying inscribing runes on a living being! ...no, It's not known what would happen... B-but, nothing good, I'm sure!"
And then be simply like: "Fuck me! You tried it on yourself! You absolute madman!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 18:45:00 No.29643723 Report

Quoted By: >>29643736 >>29643789

>>29643638
>Wasting precious time on something like that isn't really funny, and paints Anon as retarded and unable to comprehend the concept of prioritization of resources
For all we know, not having smelly feet is a priority to him. For all we know, somewhere on his body is a rune that makes it so he doesn't gather grime, it means less time spent showering and cleaning, and more time doing what actually matters.
>Anon is set up as a runic genius who was strategically gathering power before he got caught. And he wasted time on a joke rune? How many of his other runes are jokes? It's a massive inconsistency and really dumb, even though it was just meant to be comedic relief.
None of his runes are a joke to him you autist. They come off as a joke to US the readers, entities outside of the story, because of how out of context it seems and how it it clashes with the no nonsense Anon personality.
You think Anon the character was inside his shack and went "Oh, I know, let me use the extremely taxing, extremely painful AND extremely resource limited method to brand myself a stupid rune about feet, yeah, that will surely be funny for the reader."? Of course not, humor doesn't factor in his calculations only usefulness, and from his perspective, there are things he might consider useful in his situation that will come off as weird to us the readers

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 18:47:12 No.29643736 Report

Quoted By:

>>29643723
yeah, maybe he got some feet infection? That can explain a lot about this rune

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 18:55:32 No.29643769 Report

Quoted By: >>29643839

>>29643714
I don't think the purpose of removing his soul was to make him seem evil. I think it was to show how dedicated and smart he was. He figured out a way to spellbind himself without the horrible consequences that Blackmane's disciples found out when they tried to spellbind ponies. In order to gain that power, he has to literally sell his soul. It's not to be evil, it's to show just how far he's willing to go for this obsession of his.

Red !UFOW6MMsvE

Red !UFOW6MMsvE Fri 10 Mar 2017 18:55:54 No.29643771 Report

Quoted By: >>29643773

Be gentle
It's been a long time since I wrote something

>You are Anon
>And your life sucks
>You've always wanted to be a wizard
>Not like those new age power of thought kind of wizards
>But an actual wizard
>And here you are
>Living in a world of colourful, magical ponies
>And the queen of magic tells you that you can't use magic
>Why?
>Something to do with biology
>You didn't get any of that
>You were too busy holding back your tears
>But as a token of friendship
>She gave you access to her private study, where she keeps her..."special" books
>On the condition that you never to speak to anyone of it
>Turns out she has been collecting and studing scriptures regarding the black arts
>And since you can't possibly do any sort of magic
>Forever
>It won't matter if you read them or not
>And here you are
>Going through tomes and tomes of books
>Basically just skimming through them
>Hoping to find some sort of way that Twilight overlooked to become a true wizard

Red !UFOW6MMsvE

Red !UFOW6MMsvE Fri 10 Mar 2017 18:56:56 No.29643773 Report

Quoted By: >>29643779

>>29643771
>So far you haven't found anything of worth
>Maybe they would have had worth
>If only you could actually do anything
>You close a weird, flesh covered book and get up from your chair
>You go through the shelves
>Dusty old tomes
>And clean new ones
>She has been writing essays on some of the practices and ways they could be improved
>On theory of course
>As you look through the books something odd catches your eye
>Not a tome with an unsettling aura, as someone might suspect
>But a rather ordinary looking notebook
>Squished between "Souls: a greener power source" and something you can't possibly pronounce
>It's almost like the notebook was hidden in plain sight
>No one would pay attention to a small notebook when you have all these manuals of the unholy
>You take it out and examine it
>Nothing unordinary
>It's in perfect condition
>The edges just seem a little bent
>The cover is a shade of yellowish brown
>At the bottom right corner there is a sticker
>"Research on Shadow Games"
>What the hell
>You like games
>And it is pretty light compared to the bricks you had to go through
>Might as well give it a read

Red !UFOW6MMsvE

Red !UFOW6MMsvE Fri 10 Mar 2017 18:57:59 No.29643779 Report

Quoted By: >>29643782

>>29643773
>You list trough the notebook
>It's filled from beginning to end
>Formulas
>Incantations
>Instructions
>Symbols
>"...dangerous..."
>"...forbidden..."
>"...death..."
>...madness
>"...soulless husk..."
>"...gambling..."
>"...use of enchanted items..."
>Hold on
>You go back
>"In shadow games normally an enchanted item is used. A deck of cards or a chess set are more traditional examples, but there are items that can evoke a shadow game in any situation. No real magic is required by the used, however..."
>No real magic is required by the user
>Well now
>There seems to be a light in the tunnel
>You put the notebook in your backpack and get back home
>Finally, you'll have a nice bedtime read

Red !UFOW6MMsvE

Red !UFOW6MMsvE Fri 10 Mar 2017 18:59:01 No.29643782 Report

Quoted By: >>29643791

>>29643779
>By morning you have basically memorized the entire thing
>The short version
>For anyone that might be reading your mind right now
>Is that shadow games are basically magical gambles
>You and a opponent have a competition in which cheating is strictly prohibited
>If any cheating occurs or the losing party doesn't fulfill their part of the bargain, there will be a
>"Penalty game"
>In a shadow game anything can be gambled
>From material things
>To knowledge, memory and souls
>Lives as well
>But that really didn't need explaining
>A penalty game can also have a horrible effect on the cheater
>They range from physical injury, hallucinations to madness, death and soulloss
>Where does the soul go?
>Who knows?
>Doesn't matter
>The important thing is that you will be able to do magic
>Well not exactly do magic
>More like do something to activate a magical game
>But all in all
>It's the same
>It's morning as of now
>And you've already bought yourself all sorts of games
>You've bought yourself playing cards
>A chess board
>All manner of dice
>Jenga
>The shopkeeper offered you some sort of new colectable card game
>But you refused
>You used to play one back on Earth
>Your savings went by you pretty quickly

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 18:59:41 No.29643789 Report

Quoted By: >>29643837

>>29643723
I'm not sure why people are even latching on to that rune as some massive problem. The one to stop his feet from smelling is the herald of the end times and a story-ruining black mark, but the one that stops him getting drunk is fine and dandy? People are also approaching it with the view of a reader with hindsight into events that Anon couldn't have known would occur. The people saying "why didn't he first give himself this or that" are forgetting that while Anon is probably the most knowledgeable person on runes in many centuries, that doesn't make him no longer a person, he's obsessed with runes as a route to power so I don't see why it doesn't make sense that he's going to apply his newfound power for every little thing. To the reader it might look like trivial comic relief, to Anon it's just another test, another spell of his that he can confirm works. Another thing that proves he's not as helpless as the ponies were treating him. His sobering spell was inspired by a random other thought about some magical cleaning spell or something IIRC, so who's to say this foot spell isn't the groundwork for later spells that might prevent him from ever getting sick or dirty or whatever?

Red !UFOW6MMsvE

Red !UFOW6MMsvE Fri 10 Mar 2017 19:00:05 No.29643791 Report

Quoted By: >>29643798 >>29643866

>>29643782
>In her notebook, Twilight describes a pendant she has that can supposedly evoke a shadow game in any situation
>It's supposed to be some sort of ring with a triangle in it an an eye
>In any case, she'll probably be reluctant to hand it over
>You are dealing with black magic that you are actually capable of using in some way
>So, the best procedure would be to just take it from her
>It's probably in her private study
>Where else would she keep it?
>Probably under her pillow
>Or maybe in her dungeon
>Does she even have a dungeon?
>If not, she should get one
>What's the point of having a castle if you don't have a dungeon?
>Well, besides the power symbol
>She isn't really wagging any wars
>But then again, she does have all those forbidden books
>And now that she has real political power...
>Oh
>You are at the front of the castle already
>You do lose yourself in thought quite often
>Anyway
>You knock on the door
>...castles shouldn't have doors

Red !UFOW6MMsvE

Red !UFOW6MMsvE Fri 10 Mar 2017 19:01:44 No.29643798 Report

Quoted By: >>29643822 >>29643894

>>29643791

>Twilight was delighted to see you again
>After some tea and a quick chat, she allowed you to go to her study
>She is all-for learning, regardless of the subject or ability of the student
>Bless her heart
>You enter the room and start looking around
>It's actually quite big
>Besides the desk and the bookshelf
>She has all manner of knik-knacks
>Bones
>Medallions
>Ragdolls
>It's astonishing how much you didn't pay attention to this place when you first entered
>This place seems more like an attic than a secret space for the study of the arcane
>And there is no way in hell that you can believe that 3 moldy pillows are actually an essential part in a ritual
>Who knows, maybe it really was an attic at first
>It is in one of the towers
>In any case, you start rummaging
>Hoping that you find the ring

If there's any interest, I'll continue

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 19:06:49 No.29643822 Report

Quoted By: >>29643894

>>29643798
I was a little iffy until I saw Shadow Games. Now I'm very interested. SHOW ME CHILDREN'S CARD GAMES

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 19:10:07 No.29643837 Report

Quoted By: >>29643868

>>29643789
He was actually upset with Twilight since she was drunk so, out of boredom and annoyance, wrote the spell and told her to cast it. When he heard it worked, he was suddenly faced with the fact that he successfully created his own spell and that he might be able to do more. Putting it on himself was for fun and a test of his own abilities. The point is, he's no stranger to using less serious spells. His goal isn't to be a super serious no-nonsense wizard, it's just to be a wizard. He wants to study magic, cover himself with magic, and be revered for his knowledge on magic. He wants strength and recognition. Everything he wants is perfectly attainable with a few "joke" spells.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 19:10:53 No.29643839 Report

Quoted By: >>29643870 >>29643888 >>29643922

>>29643769
>to show just how far he's willing to go for this obsession of his
Again, blindly trying something that might kill you, ignoring Purple Autisms advice, could also do the job.
On me, personally, this idea felt realy clumsy, complicated and at the same time disjointed, because before this point, I haven't ever encountered a story that featured dumping your soul somewhere as an only way to access the possibility of immorally augmenting your self in the one way or another.

Usually it's the immorall augmentation is what leeds you to loosing your "humanity"[soul]. And vice versa it looked kinda too sudden, too early and out of place.

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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 19:19:09 No.29643866 Report

Quoted By: >>29643894

>>29643791
>>In any case, she'll probably be reluctant to hand it over

Ask her about it, beg her to show it to you and once she does, snatch it away and challenge her to a shadow game of rock paper scissors, you bet your life and she bets the ring.

>"Now, it's time to D-D-D-D-DUEL!"
>"Anon this is madness! We can't do it!"
>"Ehehe, don't you know Twilight? A challenge to a Shadow Game can't be refused."
>"EEEEEH!?"
>Blackness surrounds the two.
>Sweat drops from Twilight's forehead as she goes into a drawn out inner monologue explaining everything that happened thus far.
>"Allow me to start: Rock... Paper... " Anon moves his hand, Twilight catching herself doing the same. "SCISSORS!"
>Anon produces an open palm against Twilight's hoof.
>!!!!!!!
>No way!
>Paper, due to the rules set before even the game was called "Quartz Parchment Shears" beats rock, the hand Twilight clearly played.
>"GUUUH I-I lost?"
>"Hmhmhmh... of course you did Twilight, for you see, I knew that you planned to use rock all along, prompting me to think ahead using my brilliant mind and cornering you. This is how you play rock paper scissors... BY BEING ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOUR OPPONENT!"

Anon gets to keep the ring.

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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 19:20:00 No.29643868 Report

Quoted By:

>>29643837
>successfully created his own spell
>you'll never randomly discover that you're a fuckin wizard
t. Feels Badman

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 19:20:04 No.29643870 Report

Quoted By: >>29643888

>>29643839
Giving up his soul want the " lose your humanity" point, he lost it before that when he advised himself in his cabin and hit Twilight to go study magic some more. Besides we don't even know if he's immortal. He outright says he didn't put a lot of thought into this and has no idea how everything will go.

Also, why does you never reading it before mean it's bad? So what if most stories don't require you to give your soul for power? This isn't most stories, clearly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 19:24:33 No.29643888 Report

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>>29643870
>>29643839
to obtain such power, man often must sacrifice a part of himself.

Red !UFOW6MMsvE

Red !UFOW6MMsvE Fri 10 Mar 2017 19:26:26 No.29643894 Report

Quoted By: >>29643898

>>29643798
>>29643822
>>29643866
Two is good enough for me!
I'll continue
>Two hours later and nothing
>At the very least you did clean her room
>You sit on a chair and hold your head
>Where could this thing possibly be
>You went through her stuff
>Checked the chests
>The desk
>All of the bags
>Maybe it really is in the dungeon
>Or maybe
>One of the books on the shelf is hollowed out and the key is in it
>You walk towards the bookshelf
>Going through the names of every single book, one by one
>Trying to find the odd one out
>"Necronomicon"
>"Soulconsumption"
>"Eldritch and unholy: basic guide to the other side"
>"Faust"
>Faust?
>The play?
>It's probably this one
>Of course
>What else could it be?
>A story of a man trading away his soul
>Perfect allegory for gambling
>You slowly pull the book out
>You open it and
>Words
>Just words
>It's just the play
>Why would she have a play on her shelf of evil books?
>You throw the book at a supply shelf
>Acidently hitting the ink bottles
>They all break and ink starts dripping on the floor
>Oh shit
>You quickly pull the rug before the ink gets to it
>You get the moldy pillows and start soaking the ink up

Red !UFOW6MMsvE

Red !UFOW6MMsvE Fri 10 Mar 2017 19:27:33 No.29643898 Report

Quoted By: >>29643959

>>29643894
>Great
>Now you have to clean this mess and buy Twilight more ink
>You look through one of the chests
>You remember seeing a pair of gloves there
>You put them one
>Pony gloves have to be the most uncomfortable thing you've worn
>You start picking glass pieces from the shelf
>And every piece you pick up, you lose hold of
>This will take forever
>You just swipe your hand through the shelf, hoping you'd get all the pieces
>And you feel a sudden pain in your fingers
>Your first reaction is to put them in your mouth
>That was a bad reaction
>Turns out pony ink tastes as bad as human ink
>You spit it out and look for what hit you
>It's an ink bottle
>A still intact one
>Weird
>You grab it and jerk it
>It's stuck
>You try to pull it by force, but can't seem to manage
>You pull even harder
>There click
>The whole shelf starts turning
>A secret room?
>In Twilight's secret study?
>We are getting into deep shit now

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 19:32:53 No.29643922 Report

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>>29643839
You're acting like Anon was a perfectly reasonable human being with a sound though process at the time he did this instead of a blindingly angry, bitter man obsessed with magic and proving he could be greater than himself.

Red !UFOW6MMsvE

Red !UFOW6MMsvE Fri 10 Mar 2017 19:42:33 No.29643959 Report

Quoted By: >>29643970 >>29644018

>>29643898
>You walk into the hidden room
>It's dark
>You take slow, cautious steps
>Sudenly a rows of torches fire up revealing a hallway
>Pretty big place for a secret room
>In a tower...
>At the end of the hall, you see it
>The pendant
>It looks exactly the same as the one sketched in the notebook
>You run towards when everything starts to get
>Misty
>Purple
>Dark
>Oh shit!
>It's a shadow game!
>You read about those!
>But how does it work?
>You look around and notice that the last five rows of tiles are glowing slightly
>You turn towards the walls
>A message slowly appears
>"To reach the Millennium Ring, you'll have to pass the five judgments of body, strength, mind, will and soul. With each row, you will be faced with a challenge. You can not pass through a row without completing it or there will be a penalty game. Good luck."
>So
>It's a test to determine if you are worthy
>You are pretty sure you are more than worthy
>You are ready to beat this

>Ponies are pretty short compared to you

>You stretch your hand and grab the pendant
>Since you haven't actually passed through any row, you aren't cheating
>You wait for a moment, just in case if the shadows decide you've cheated
>Nothing
>The mist is still here though
>You can actually decline a shadow game
>You turn your back and leave the room

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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 19:47:32 No.29643970 Report

Quoted By: >>29644018

>>29643959
I bet it also had a bunch of protection against anyone levitating it away too.

Great way to game the system.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 19:51:33 No.29643981 Report

Quoted By: >>29643997

>>29642794
Are we supposed to believe that Anon is the villain? He hasn't even done anything wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 19:56:55 No.29643997 Report

Quoted By:

>>29643981
Well he was always a bit of a dickhead. Twilight didn't want to compromise on friendship but Anon didn't want to compromise on the lack of friendship.

Depending on how bad runes are, exactly, recent events may well have tipped the balance waay in his favour. I mentioned that caveat because it's possible runes are actually inherently a Bad Thing (tm), except it's not immediately obvious, which would give ponies a very good reason to ban their study and apprehend Anon. However, assuming that's not the case (and it doesn't seem to be from what we can glean so far), then Anon is definitely the good guy here (for a given value of good).

Red !UFOW6MMsvE

Red !UFOW6MMsvE Fri 10 Mar 2017 20:02:27 No.29644018 Report

Quoted By: >>29644051

>>29643970
Anon is a clever one
>>29643959
>As you walk away the mist disperses and the torches die down
>You exit the room and close the shelf
>You look at the pendant
>A wooden ring, in it a golden triangle with an eye
>From the ring, five golden pendulums hang freely
>The rope on it is kind of small for you
>But that can easily be fixed
>Right now, you have to finish up cleaning this place and get gaming
>The mess takes you about 20 minutes to clean up
>You pat yourself on the back for a job well done
>You put the pendant in your backpack and get going
>On your away to the door, Twilight stops you
>"Are you done for today, Anon?"
"Oh, yeah, yeah...I gotta...go for a drink...you know...too much black magic haha"
>At the utterance of those last words, her eyes got wide and she jumped on you, putting her hoof on your mouth
>"Anon! Never say that! Ever! Do you know what could happen if anyone found out? Public execution! And that's if I'm lucky! You'll get it much worse!"
>You gulp
>She slowly lifts her hoof from your mouth
"R-right...I'll keep it in mind."
>"Don't make me regret this, Anon"
>Her tone turned cold
>You quickly get up, say goodbye and exit

Red !UFOW6MMsvE

Red !UFOW6MMsvE Fri 10 Mar 2017 20:12:01 No.29644051 Report

Quoted By: >>29644111

>>29644018
>Until nightfall, you didn't take the medallion out
>What was it called?
>The millennium ring?
>That was it, yeah
>You bought yourself a nice string and went home
>You were thinking of what kind of game you could play and with who
>The local bar seemed like an easy target
>Filled with drunks all ready to get a free bear
>Might as well hit the bar and test this sucker out
>You run the string through the hole at the top and made a knot
>You slowly put it around your neck
>You wait to feel the magical powers engulf you
>And you are left waiting
>Huh
>Maybe they'll engulf you at the bar

Red !UFOW6MMsvE

Red !UFOW6MMsvE Fri 10 Mar 2017 20:27:07 No.29644111 Report

Quoted By: >>29645111

>>29644051
>The Fox and Owl bar
>A gathering for lowlifes
>They serve cheap whiskey to cheaper clients
>Enter
>You
>Anon
>You open the door with the wind waving your blazer
>Some of the ponies look at you
>None of them care too much
>You walk in
>The stench mold and tobacco assaults your nostrils
>You sit at the bar
>The bartender walks up to you
>"What will you be having?"
"Give me a beer"
>Your answer is a cool as a razor blade
>"What kind?"
"What?"
>"What kind of beer would you like?"
"Well...umm...lager?"
>"Alright. What brand?"
>"Umm...amm...Goblincatcher?"
>The bartender leaves you to take a look
>Well
>Morale got a bit low
>But that doesn't matter right now
>You take the notebook out for one final time
>You quikly check the more important parts
>You put it back and you are ready to find your victim
>You find a lone pony sitting in a booth
>He's the one
>The bartender returns with your beer
>You paying him and drink it up for courage
>It's game time

MSG

MSG Fri 10 Mar 2017 21:14:56 No.29644300 Report

Quoted By: >>29644308

>>29639301
This was just a goof, ignore it
large update soon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 21:16:50 No.29644308 Report

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>>29644300
>a goof
More like "a goofy", amiright? Also, nice 00s

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 21:30:45 No.29644384 Report

Quoted By: >>29644460 >>29645063

>>29623560
>>29623570
fucking hell senpai you really gotta cool it with applejacks accent

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 21:40:50 No.29644456 Report

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Can you imagine a Thrawn character like Anon in the service of Equestria ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 21:41:44 No.29644460 Report

Quoted By: >>29644702

>>29644384
What's wrong with it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 22:20:58 No.29644702 Report

Quoted By: >>29644821

>>29644460
The reader knows what Applejack sounds like. He shouldn't have to decypher every single word she says.

Write her normally, or maybe add slight features of her accent, but keep it readable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 22:40:12 No.29644811 Report

Quoted By:

>>29633399
>>Maybe in Australia where God got really creative with the blender...
hhhehhehehe

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 22:41:57 No.29644821 Report

Quoted By: >>29644837

>>29644702
I wouldn't call it deciphering. I'd be willing to be 99.8% of people know what she's saying at any given time. In the worst case scenario you'd just have to read her lines out loud and they'd make sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 22:45:01 No.29644837 Report

Quoted By: >>29646696

>>29644821
That's deciphering.

If I can't read her text normally, if I have to peer carefully at every word or even say it out loud, that's not good. That means I'm spending several times longer on every AJ line than I do on normal lines, which really breaks the flow of reading and is highly annoying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 23:16:31 No.29645063 Report

Quoted By:

>>29644384
But I like writing her accent.

Red !UFOW6MMsvE

Red !UFOW6MMsvE Fri 10 Mar 2017 23:23:16 No.29645111 Report

Quoted By: >>29645124

>>29644111
>You walk to the booth and you stare at the stallion
>He seems older than you, has unkept beard and smells like he hasn't washed in days
"Drinking alone?"
>He only moves his eyes towards you
>"What's it to you?"
"Oh, nothing, I thought you might enjoy some company or a game maybe"
>"What kind of game?"
"Geemu no jikan da"
>Those were the supposed words to activate the shadow game
>"Whatcha say, boy?"
>You ignore him and sit at the table
>You take out the 4 aces from your deck
"It's simple"
>You shuffle them and lay them facing down
"You have to pick out two cards. If you pick out the two aces of the same colour, you win."
>He scratches his chin
"Two out of three. If you lose, you buy me a drink. If you win, I buy you a drink. Deal?"
>He takes a swing from his cup
>"Deal"
"Geemu start"
>"Whatcha say, boy? Speak up!"

Red !UFOW6MMsvE

Red !UFOW6MMsvE Fri 10 Mar 2017 23:25:31 No.29645124 Report

Quoted By: >>29645313

>>29645111
>You ignore him again and push the cards towards him
>He picks one up
>The ace of spades
>He picks a second one
>Ace of diamonds
"Oh, too bad. You lose the first round"
>He gets visibly annoyed
>That's good
>Supposedly a shadow game can also disrupt a person's calm and make them act more irrational
>Or this could be attributed to the fact that you are teasing a drunk stallion
>You take the cards, reshuffle them and lay them
>He picks up the ace of hearts and the ace of diamonds
"Very good. One on one. This one's a tie breaker"
>"You sure talk a lot for a bar gambler"
>You shuffle and lay the cards again
>Ace of hearts and ace of clubs
"Heh...too bad. You lose"
>"So I did. Ain't buying nothin though"
"You sure? We had a deal. It's only fair..."
>"Listen, kid, I know how this game works. On my second turn, there is a one in three chance of drawing the right card. I just wanted to humour ya. So now you can buzz off and be happy I'm not smashing your head in"
"I really think you should honour our deal"
>"The hell did I just say?!"
>He starts to get up
"Batsu geemu!"
>"What are you yap ugh!"
>He fell on the table
>That was the incantation for the penalty game
>And it worked
>You check his pulse
>He's still alive
>Maybe the penalty game is to fall asleep?
>You should reread how penalty games worked exactly
>But you can do that later
>The important thing is
>Now
>You are a shadow gamer
>You really did it
>You can do magic
>Kinda
>sorta
>Not exactly
>But still
>You get up from your seat and push the stallion on his
>You look around
>You notice the darts board
>You look at it a bit and remember how you got the ring
>You go in the center of the bar
>You clear your throat
>And you start yelling
"I've got a proposition to everypony here. Whoever beats me, get's to drink the entire night! I'm paying!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2017 23:30:40 No.29645157 Report

Quoted By: >>29645441 >>29645549 >>29652425

I've got an idea that I want to write, it involves the cloning pool, a roman esque army, and crushing magic once and for all.

Red !UFOW6MMsvE

Red !UFOW6MMsvE Fri 10 Mar 2017 23:52:54 No.29645313 Report

Quoted By: >>29645323

>>29645124
>You are Twilight Sparkle
>And what do you know
>It won't be the quiet Saturday you were hoping for
>You were called to the hospital because of some strange incident
>Seems like last night ten ponies at a bar suddenly dropped
>Not dead
>Just in a coma
>The occurrence was a bit too suspicious and that's why they called you for your expertise
>You examine the ponies
>Lifeless
>Yet still alive
>You are pretty sure what this is
>Black magic
"Where did you find the bodies?"
>A local guard turns towards you
>"At the Fox and Owl bar, ma'am!"
"How where the situated?"
>"Around a darts board, ma'am"
>Darts board
"Anything out of the ordinary?"
>"No, ma'am"
>Strange
>No killings
>No death
>No blood
>No signs of resistance
>This wasn't a ritual
>But a darts board?
>How does it tie to all of this?
>Were they playing when this happened?
>Wait
>Oh, no
"Officer, it seems that there might have been some magical anomaly going on. A realease of energies from with the planet. It happens quite often really, but it seems this was stronger and it his these ponies a bit too much. They should be fine in a week or so. You don't really need my help. There's nothing to investigate"
>"Yes, ma'am! Sorry to bother you"

Red !UFOW6MMsvE

Red !UFOW6MMsvE Fri 10 Mar 2017 23:53:57 No.29645323 Report

Quoted By: >>29645336 >>29645428

>>29645313
>You are running in toward you secret study
>Something like this couldn't happening again
>Shadow games should have been lost by now
>Someone has been poking there nose, where they shouldn't have
>You reach the study room
>Turns out Anon cleaned this place pretty good
>You should thank him next time around
>You search your bookshelf
>You can't believe you have to do this all over again
>Where did you put that thing?
>It's supposed to be between "Souls: a greener power source" and the deep sea seapony dictionary
>There's nothing there
>Did Anon mess your books up?
>Wait
>You turn towards the supply shelf
>There's only one ink bottle
>Oh, no
>You pull it
>The shelf opens
>You walk through the corridor
>The torches light up
>Oh, no, no, no
>The ring is missing
"Jesus pony Christ, Anon!"

Red !UFOW6MMsvE

Red !UFOW6MMsvE Fri 10 Mar 2017 23:56:00 No.29645336 Report

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>>29645323
This is all i have for now
if anyone needs a pastebin here it is
http://pastebin.com/VfC8Ra4n

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 00:10:11 No.29645428 Report

Quoted By:

>>29645323
Sweet green my dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 00:11:57 No.29645441 Report

Quoted By:

>>29645157
>DEUS VULT-ing magic out of the world wholesale
write it, we can always use more greens, of every type and fashion

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 00:28:06 No.29645549 Report

Quoted By:

>>29645157
Write it up, it seems interesting

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 00:38:30 No.29645624 Report

Quoted By: >>29646619

>>29642290
I LOVE IT, IT'S ADORABLE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 03:16:17 No.29646619 Report

Quoted By: >>29646652

>>29645624
I think I'm developing a crush on Eris

!!PuhJkJ8UbWi

!!PuhJkJ8UbWi Sat 11 Mar 2017 03:23:57 No.29646652 Report

Quoted By:

>>29646619
You right, I started to feel something towards her too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 03:34:03 No.29646696 Report

Quoted By:

>>29644837
Maybe you're just slow

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 05:25:56 No.29647267 Report

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>>29641621
Best green on this board right now.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 07:02:51 No.29647574 Report

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>>29641621
I have the biggest revenge boner right now

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 10:21:28 No.29648066 Report

Quoted By: >>29648071

>>29642290

>Celestia notices Eris barrel rolling lazily in the air.
>"I guess, I could have my little ponies prepare another seat..."
>The princess turns to you. "Since it seems Eris is playing at follower, I expect you to keep her in line, understand Anonymous?"
>Pfft, this horse really doesn't know does she? You're like a kid with a new toy!
"Aye aye cap'n!"
>You three make your way through the halls, guard ponies almost jumping out of their skins at the sight of Eris.
>Celestia quickly calms these ponies with endearing words.
>You might act like a manchild at times, but you know when to act grown up, these ponies are pretty childish if some motherly words can have such an effect.
>Eris just shoots the breeze with you as you walk towards the food hall, through the special V.I.P door of course.
>Celestia likes to eat with her off duty subjects, but you believe there's still appearances to keep.
>The hall is large, long, and wide.
>There's a dick joke in there somewhere.
>Clattering of tableware and sounds of bantering are stopped immediately as Celestia greets her "little ponies" by the podium near her table.
>She turns to sit down, servants already pushing delicious foodstuffs into her part of the table, along with silverware while also gingerly tying a gold trimmed bib around her slender neck.
>All class.
>"Come Anonymous, take your seat."
>You look at the chair in question.
>Four legs, back rest and seat... the wood is intricately bent, and the cushions look high class...
>But.
>It isn't a lazyboy.
>With a finger snap, it is now though.
>Celestia just tries to keep a straight face as you sink into the glorious seat, Eris splayed above the headrest.
>The weary servants move towards you to set the table but you lazily shoo them away.
>No more vegan garbage for this Anon.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 10:23:16 No.29648071 Report

Quoted By: >>29648076 >>29650255

>>29648066

>Now that you have the power, you want some meat, of course... perhaps a well-seasoned grilled chicken breast, and what's chicken without some rice? But the plate would be too bare with just those things, so why not a sunny side up egg over the rice? Some fries on the empty side... hmm, still needs some color... some cut up lettuce and tomato? Yes, YES!
>You snap your finger as you salivate and think reeal hard on what you'd like to eat.
>A large plate drops on the table, filled with smoking deliciousness!
>Celestia just looks on in both horror and wonder.
>Not at the dish itself, that would be dumb, but at the dynamic going down in front of her.
>Now for a drink.
>It always comes down to Pepsi or Coke, huh?
>In front of you appears a soda bottle, cap already gone as the carbonate fizzles through the opening.
>On the glass, the word Eris © is shaped on, like some white brand you'd find at the shop.
>...
"What is this?"
>You look up at the chaos being, showing her the bottle.
>"Hey, I got to watch out for lawsuits, okay? And I'd say MY soda is both better and worse than its competitors."
>You just stare at her before taking a swig.
"I'm watching you."
>She boops your nose. "And who do you think is watching you, hmm?"
>Touché
>You put the drink down and clasp your hands to say your grace.
"Through Optimus Prime, Takbir."
>It's not that you're a fedora tipping atheist that you do this, it's just you like to piss off two religions with just four words.
>Plus it's fun to say before a meal.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 10:25:41 No.29648076 Report

Quoted By: >>29648080

>>29648071

>As you eat your food in relative silence, Eris chooses to engage Celestia in conversation.
>"Where's little Moonbutt? Is she still a shut-in?"
>Celestia dabs her mouth and furrows her brow.
>"Luna is not a "shut in", she simply has completely different schedules than I."
>Eris swings a leg over the side of the head rest. "Seems like a cop out to me."
>The conversation ends there.
>You bring some yolked rice to your mouth and chew.
>You feel a weight on your left shoulder.
>A really tiny Eris has appeared.
>She whispers in your ear. "Look at this place: everyone just eating and talking calmly, it's like someone died, we should "liven it up" a little..."
>Another tiny Eris takes the other ear. "Yes, show me some chaos, partner, throw a spanner into their potato salad. Let's wake up sweepy Woona."
>...
>Talk about single minded consciousness.
>Though you admit there's always been something you've always wanted to do in the case you got hold of reality defying magic...
>You down the rest of your soda - regret it immediately as your throat gets besieged by fizzling carbonate - wipe your mouth and get up.
>"Anonymous?" Celestia questions you.
>You walk up to the podium area, the place overlooking the rest of the food hall, food filled grin on display.
>You look down to see, a few feet below you, are the closest horse guards, enjoying a delicious, succulent meal on the extremely long table's end.
>You really hope the table doesn't break...
>"Anonymous... what are you doing?"
>You put a leg over the thing and jump down, Eris giddily trailing behind you.
>You fall onto the table, kicking the closest foodstuffs up and scaring the crap outta everyone.
>The silence is almost deafening now, only some groaning from the guards caught in the shock, picking out hay from their bodies.
>You clear your throat and relax your body.
>Eris next to you with a fiddle at the ready...

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 10:26:48 No.29648080 Report

Quoted By: >>29648088 >>29649157

>>29648076

>Time for Anon's singalong...
>https://youtu.be/CTTwpZ3noFA.
>You start the singing as Eris runs the bow through the strings, your - not that great - voice echoing through the walls.
>The music picks up; you spin around kicking food about and point to Eris who joins in the song, diddling that fiddle whilst spinning in the air.
>You two burst into song while walking all over the table.
>Ponies seem fine with it, even enjoying the tune.
>But then comes the first chorus...
“Downsides went up- hey!”
>The entire hall shifts perspective as if the entire world was turned on its head, guards scream bloody murder.
“Outsides went wide!”
>The room stretched, like if it was just compressed into a ridiculously thin letterbox format.
"As the fiddle played a twiddle- And the Moon slept, till Sterrenday."
>Every single pony holds on for dear life, some already green faced, like this was some wicked rollercoaster of death.
"Upsides went west- hey!"
>Everything shuffled to the side.
"Broadsides went boom."
>You finger gun the large intricate windows at each side, every single one exploding into a million glittering colorful shards.
>You snap your fingers, a bunch of floating instruments appearing in the air and joining the merriment with their sounds.
>Eris twirls and floats around you, still sawing that fiddle and playing it hot.
>You keep singing Frodo's bits while Eris takes the rest of the hobbits, multiple Erises appearing to take each role.
>You might have fumbled some tongue twisters but you don't let that stop you as you come to the second chorus.
>Some ponies can't deal and try to make a run for it but just stumble about with the skewed perspectives, others lose their lunch.
>You stump your foot on the table and clap, jamming to Eris and the Inanimates as they fill the hall with music.
>You let Eris take over the gibberish, getting backed by dozens of other Erises around the hall.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 10:30:27 No.29648088 Report

Quoted By: >>29648103 >>29648164 >>29649157 >>29650275

>>29648080

>She dances around in the air with the fiddle, hyping her copies up more and more
>You and all of them join together for the final chorus as the hall keeps changing perspectives.
>Erises around you throw bowls, plates and silverware around, emphasizing the lyrics.
>The chaotic cacophony of noise rocks you to the core and you wouldn't be surprised if ponies could hear this even out in town.
>The music finally comes to an end as every instrument and copy poof out of existence and the hall finally stops spinning.
>You laugh and grasp your knees, breathless.
>Guards are everywhere: some never left the table and are now groaning in a pile of their own upchunk, others are on the floor trying hard to hold their lunch in.
>Amidst the chaos Eris gleefully laughs.
>More like cackles really.
>You look from your position on the opposite side of the long table to see Celestia face hoofing in the distance.
>The large double doors are slammed open as a very cranky Luna walks in, mane completely askew and bags under her eyes.
>"SISTER, WHAT IS IT THAT THOU ARE PLANNING WITH THIS RAMBUNCTIOUSNESS? THINE WISH, 'TIS TO WAKE THE DEAD!?"
>Luna huffs and scans the halls. "By jove, did a hurricane plunder our halls?" Her reddened eyes fall onto you, and more specifically, Eris.
>"Moonbuuutt! Come to join in the festivities, have you~?" Eris appears at her side.
>"Eris!? Thou fiend! We should hath known!" Luna twists out of Eris' arm and assumes a combat ready stance.
>You sigh.
"Not this shit again..."

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 10:35:47 No.29648103 Report

Quoted By: >>29648121 >>29648375 >>29648918 >>29649157 >>29649685 >>29650275 >>29655443 >>29656456

>>29648088

This is gonna be my final update, this will be put on an indefinite hiatus.
Since the beginning I had no real clear direction of where to take this, pretty much just writing up a few connected scenes that I thought would be a little bit of fun to be had, after all, what prompted me to write this was mostly reading the other greens and feeling like the thread was too serious and grounded with their Anons. And there’s nothing wrong with that, I just decided to take this to the completely opposite direction.
Sorry for the anons that really enjoyed this, I just have no idea what to do with it, while also feeling like I won’t be able to keep up the level of antics the longer I drag this out, which also runs counterproductive to the fact I’m most comfortable and at my best when writing short green with a clear direction.
I'd rather leave it as is with the fun times than fucked all up.
I might pick this back up some time, but not likely.
Here’s the updated pastebin: http://pastebin.com/q4mqZpxk
Again, sorry for those anons that wanted more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 10:46:52 No.29648121 Report

Quoted By: >>29648154

>>29648103
Don't stop now friend. Your green is music to my face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 10:50:05 No.29648126 Report

Quoted By: >>29648154

>>29620523
I'm kind of sad the stories have moved away from an actual magicless anon. I was hoping there would be a story where he just has to deal with it, or learn another way to support the ponies he loves.

I'm also sad no one's written an Anon that just goes full Riccetti and just engineers the SHIT out of equestria.

Shout out to the one anon who knows what the hell I'm talking about without google.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 11:09:41 No.29648154 Report

Quoted By: >>29648184

>>29648121
Sorry famalam, I just lack the creative juices right now, and I can't even imagine simply forcing myself to write for the sake of it, first and foremost I writefag because I enjoy it, I don't want to start hating it or treating it like a chore.
>>29648126
>I'm kind of sad the stories have moved away from an actual magicless anon
A few greens like mine still have Anon remain magicless, just being able to do something through loopholes or assistance.
>I was hoping there would be a story where he just has to deal with it, or learn another way to support the ponies he loves.
Why don't you give it a try yourself? As long as Anon is magicless in an Equestria where magic truly is everything, a lot of things are fair game; before I decided to write some Eris assisted shenanigans I also entertained the thought of just how a magicless body might function in a dimension of magic, not even caring for science: ridiculous longevity due to the body being unable to deteriorate in this environment, food having no taste, being unable to feel the wind, or the warmth of the sun, possibly also being blind because eyes aren't built to filter magic... That was too serious, too ambitious for me, I like to write more lighthearted stuff, but there's really a lot you can do with this prompt and that idea is an example of the possibilities.
>I'm also sad no one's written an Anon that just goes full Riccetti and just engineers the SHIT out of equestria.
Mostly because there's already a general for that niche called Technology Isn't Magic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 11:16:38 No.29648164 Report

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>>29648088
Thanks for the green, friendo. I just want you to know Eris is my waifu now and it's all thanks to you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 11:22:00 No.29648184 Report

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>>29648154
I would write something, but I already got one and now maybe two longer greens I'm working on, along with a third "passion project" I want to get to at some point.

I just like to anon post in other threads that catch my interest.

I can see the point about technology isn't magic, though this one would probably lack the element of indignant ponies who don't believe Anon that seem so central in those greens. They put a bit to much focus on close-minded ponies than actual science or engineering. At least IMO.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 13:04:32 No.29648375 Report

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>>29648103
NO

Why has thou forsaken us

>despairbutalsodespair.jpg

Also apparently I can't post the 20k size image on /mlp/, booo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 16:36:12 No.29648918 Report

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>>29648103
Perhaps you can send Anon and Eris on some kind of adventure?

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 16:48:11 No.29648951 Report

Quoted By: >>29649247

>>29641594
>Deja vu
>"oh, he surrenders"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 16:50:18 No.29648958 Report

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I like where this u s going anon is about to kill twi sad yet intrigued

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 17:55:39 No.29649157 Report

Quoted By:

>>29648080
>>29648088
This was SO great! I enjoyed it almost too much!Also, chek'em Intel
>>29648103
NOOOOOOOO!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 18:24:17 No.29649247 Report

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>>29648951
Even ponies know the language of the white flag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 20:13:52 No.29649637 Report

Quoted By: >>29650034 >>29650745

so, if you gonna fight a pony in street combat, how exactly will you defeat a pony? And what if this a guard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 20:24:49 No.29649682 Report

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I just thought of a really cool idea for a story. Since Anon doesn't have any magic, maybe he cannot be effected by spells or magical artefacts. Basically Lord of the Rings, where Anon are the hobbits, as the hobbits were resistant to the corrupting power of the ring. Maybe you could have it that over the time of the story, the spell/artefact/plot device starts to permanently "rub off" onto Anon, kinda like how the Ring from Lotr extended the life of the wearer as long as he possessed it
Tl;dr: It's Lord of the Rings except it's set in Equestria and Anon is Frodo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 20:25:37 No.29649685 Report

Quoted By:

>>29648103
fffffuuuuck youuuuu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 20:43:16 No.29649753 Report

Quoted By:

cute r34 Eris \ Anon when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 21:19:32 No.29649932 Report

Quoted By:

>>29639263
I have a feeling there will be a good update tonight

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 21:35:53 No.29650034 Report

Quoted By: >>29650058

>>29649637
Assuming unarmed combat...

Earth pony: you'd need to be more agile than them, ju-jitsu style. Grab them when they buck you and use their own momentum to slam them into a wall.

Pegasus: assuming, like birds, they have much lighter bones and are relatively average physically (excepting the wings) due to the lack of large, heavy muscles: you'd need to use brute strength. If you can grab them and pin them down, it should be trivial to break some limbs. Otherwise, you're gonna have some trouble as they evade you in the air while repeatedly striking you. Still, if you can take some punches, eventually you're still more likely to get a good grip and come out on top - but if you're an average basement neet you could very well go down before having a chance.

Unicorn: die

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 21:38:57 No.29650058 Report

Quoted By: >>29650074 >>29650092

>>29650034
>die
>not grabbing their horn and nullifying their spellcast attempts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 21:42:09 No.29650074 Report

Quoted By:

>>29650058
hornfetish lewd fanfic when? =D

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 21:44:24 No.29650092 Report

Quoted By:

>>29650058
Assuming they know about humans, the unicorn would make every attempt to stay away.

It's technically possible to win against an opponent who can summon shields, incapacitate you in one hit, levitate various objects lying around, and possible even teleport away, but it's probably beyond the ability of your average street thug.

That's of course assuming all unicorns can use a variety of spells, as some would point out that in the show Twilight is the only one who can do that because that's her special talent. If all other unicorns only have a couple "talent" spells and basic levitation, the fight becomes much, much easier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 22:09:38 No.29650255 Report

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>>29648071
>>You put the drink down and clasp your hands to say your grace.
>"Through Optimus Prime, Takbir."
my sides

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 22:13:13 No.29650275 Report

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>>29648088
>>29648103
Aww, but it was fun.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 22:14:24 No.29650279 Report

Quoted By: >>29650444 >>29650455 >>29650512 >>29650756

Suggest pls good programs for writefagging from android&pc. I have Evernote, but not yet pleased.
Also, what kind of a story you would enjoy to read?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 22:48:43 No.29650444 Report

Quoted By: >>29650512

>>29650279
Magicless unicor pony in eqg and Shimsham showing her the magic of christianity
And then close to the end they hold hooves

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 22:50:42 No.29650455 Report

Quoted By: >>29650496 >>29651045

>>29650279
How about notepad++?
It can automatically turn green lines that start with ' > '.
For spelling you'll need Word or LibreOffice though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 22:58:11 No.29650496 Report

Quoted By: >>29650636 >>29650706

>>29650455
Already have notepad++. Thanks, anon from Eastern Europe)
"I downloaded the application for translation into English, but I have my doubts about the correctness of this interpreter from Microsoft." It seems to me that translater forgotten to add at the beginning "have", am I right?

MSG

MSG Sat 11 Mar 2017 22:59:56 No.29650512 Report

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>>29650279
I use docs, I can access my green across all of my devices. Not sure if it's Chrome or Docs that spell checks most of everything, maybe it is the combination of both.
>>29650444
check'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 23:16:44 No.29650636 Report

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>>29650496
I'm not a native speaker, so take it with a grain of salt, but...
Without "have" the first part of that sentence will be in past simple tense.
With "have" it will be in present perfect tense.

I think that present perfect would be better in this case (to emphasize connection of the past event (downloading) with your current state (your doubts)), but I don't see any reasons forbidding you from using past simple here as well.

Google "past simple" and "present perfect".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 23:25:39 No.29650674 Report

Quoted By: >>29650706

>more grammar debating

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 23:33:25 No.29650706 Report

Quoted By:

>>29650674
I kinda agree. >>29650496 should have asked that question in Writefag Guild ( >>29624187 ).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 23:38:18 No.29650745 Report

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>>29649637
Just pick them up for God's sake. Don't be a bitch about it.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 23:40:11 No.29650756 Report

Quoted By: >>29650771 >>29650790 >>29651661

>>29650279
Sunnybuns returns to Equestria and develops a crush on anon.

Unfortunately so does Glimmer which leads to a conflict of interest and our poor human is caught in the middle of it all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 23:42:58 No.29650771 Report

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>>29650756
>Whynotboth.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 23:45:22 No.29650790 Report

Quoted By: >>29650853

>>29650756
>shit pony and a shit no hooves
Yeah, no.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2017 23:55:51 No.29650853 Report

Quoted By: >>29650943

>>29650790
>no hooves

but Sunset is a unicorn dumbass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 00:10:27 No.29650943 Report

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>>29650853
Kill yourself, boyo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 00:25:35 No.29651045 Report

Quoted By: >>29659007

>>29650455
How do you set up the greentext/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 02:10:54 No.29651661 Report

Quoted By:

>>29650756
>two of the worst ponies
>ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 04:11:27 No.29652343 Report

Quoted By: >>29652363

bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 04:15:26 No.29652363 Report

Quoted By: >>29652419

>>29652343
405 posts before a bump. We could have gone a thread if you chose to apply yourself a little more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 04:27:51 No.29652419 Report

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>>29652363
But what about the sneaky bumps? Did we get any of those?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 04:29:03 No.29652425 Report

Quoted By: >>29652428 >>29652573

>>29645157
I've got a test run, but I haven't written a lage amount of green in a while, so it's slow.

>These Ponies.
>You’re sick and tired.
>Magical Instant Buttons.
>Everything was easy.
>They knew no struggle.
>Not like you did.
>And they were oh so patronizing about it.
>You’re done with them, you're done with magic.
>You want it stamped out and gone.
>You want them to know the pain of life.
>Even if it would kill them.
>But how, was the question.
>Iron was the answer.
>Most of your time was spent reading inside of Twilight’s library.
>Enough time to learn about the joys of Iron, a material that, absorbs and dissipates any and all magic, converting it into dust and water condensation.
>This is why you cannot do magic, you had iron in your blood, they did not.
>But while you had iron in your blood, it was not enough to absorb all the magic around, just enough to prevent you from being affected by it.
>The Equestrian government would quarantine and cordone off all deposits of iron ore discovered.
>You would uncover these, and you would wipe out their easy-out switch, and teach them the way that you had to live.
>Your brow furrows as you ponder the solution to the acquisition of the answer, you lack one of the most vital resources in obtaining this material.
>Power.
>Looking to the rows upon rows of books, you ponder how you can possibly remove the easy out button that these creatures lorded over you.
>You pry yourself out of your seat, walking over to the sea of paper.
>One of these books would reveal to you the power you required.
>You reach up and pull out a book.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 04:30:05 No.29652428 Report

Quoted By: >>29652496 >>29652515 >>29653856

>>29652425
>Hours later.

>Page after page, book after book, shelf after shelf.
>Nothing, nothing that could help your plight.
>Your teeth grit in anger and you grip the page of ‘Oddities of the Everfree’, you were skimming over.
>With a quick, but heavy, breath out your mouth you rip a few pages out of the book and lean back in the short chair you sit in.
>Your hand falls to your side and you release the pages from your hand.
>After five minutes of controlled breathing your temper comes under control.
>You only got angry like this when it was something you were passionate about.
>And today you had developed a passion for destroying a cancer of this society.
>You bring yourself to sit straight and look at the tome you had just maimed.
>Letting out a sign you go to slam it shut and put it back, but something calls your attention.
>Clones.
>You stare hard at the page, reading over every, savouring them, and burning them in your memory.
>A pool of undefined liquid, liquid not magical in nature, but that produces seemingly magical effects, such as the cloning of an individual, and the ability to stay in a liquid state even after being frozen to levels that would freeze any other thing.
>You didn't pay attention to the last part, it was not essential.
>But it was non-magical, and would produce clones.
>Meaning that you could use it.
>That was strangely convenient.
>You dare not question this stroke of luck.

Feedback and comments, please.

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Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 04:43:59 No.29652496 Report

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>>29652428
go on

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 04:47:44 No.29652515 Report

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>>29652428
Worth reading.
>And then Anon unleashed a flood of clone blood upon Ponyville, altering the surrounding landscape for thousands of years

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 04:56:54 No.29652573 Report

Quoted By: >>29652604 >>29653742

>>29652425
>iron dissipates magic
>therefore anon can't do magic because humans have iron in their blood and magic poners do not
that's a really fucking neat way of making anon magicless, props my dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 05:01:43 No.29652604 Report

Quoted By: >>29652724

>>29652573
The amount of iron in human blood is very minuscule. Iron must be a very savage dissipater of magic.
Which would mean simply touching it would fuck unicorns up. I wonder if iron shackles would do that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 05:25:23 No.29652724 Report

Quoted By: >>29652936

>>29652604
>very savage dissipater
I mean, doesn't it actually burn magical creatures just to the touch in a lot of mythos?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 06:02:41 No.29652936 Report

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>>29652724
Depends on the story, but generally the more magical, the greater the effect the iron has if they can't 'overpower' it.
Also, more iron effects stronger magic more but it levels off for weaker creatures.
Ultimately up to Writefag though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 08:55:10 No.29653585 Report

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9 page, wow. I think that to defeat a pony you should dodge his first charge and then try to pin them to the ground. For unicorns you should try to break their concentration somehow - try shouting or throwing something on them. Also try using cover and always move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 09:56:47 No.29653742 Report

Quoted By: >>29653780 >>29653811

>>29652573
Isn't that actually a thing in old Irish folktales? That cold iron fucks over magicians, demons, and fairies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 10:12:20 No.29653780 Report

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>>29653742
Like in Maleficent when the final fight happens, but that iron did fuck her up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 10:24:42 No.29653811 Report

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>>29653742
Cold iron is actually just a fancy term for normal iron. Some modern things like to spice it up and change the definition for some reason, but it actually refers to all iron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 10:35:34 No.29653848 Report

Quoted By: >>29653853

but without iron pony civilization will not exist! Probably, because if they can create glue from honey via magic, then possibility of metal transformation could exist too. But they need iron for instruments, at farms, for building, for weapon. For example, Luna probably created her battle armor from iron meteorite, so iron shouldnt interfere with pony magic. You know, if everything have magic in Equestria, then probably iron from pony world wouldnt be magicless too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 10:38:42 No.29653853 Report

Quoted By: >>29653892

>>29653848
Gold, bronze, give it a magically stronger edge...
Quite a few ways around that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 10:38:51 No.29653854 Report

Quoted By: >>29654282

Which stories are good to start with here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 10:39:32 No.29653856 Report

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>>29652428
>magic restrainers are made of iron
>anon may be able to cancel a unicorns magic by spilling his blood on it
fucking brilliant mate. I should've thought of this.
can't wait to see where this goes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 10:53:00 No.29653892 Report

Quoted By: >>29654246

>>29653853
why use metals then if you can make clay\dirt behave like a metals? for antimagic purposes try use some minerals like quartz for absorbing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 13:28:48 No.29654246 Report

Quoted By: >>29660375

>>29653892
Likely more magic is needed the further away something is from what you want, is temporary/some other third thing.
Magic is bullshit, might as well say they can make iron disintegrate if we keep on going.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 13:54:22 No.29654282 Report

Quoted By: >>29654561

>>29653854
Obsession is the original one as far as I'm aware. Most of them seem pretty good though so you can always pick up whatever strikes your fancy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 15:45:47 No.29654561 Report

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>>29654282
Original and best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 17:21:20 No.29655032 Report

Quoted By: >>29655075

>page 8

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 17:28:20 No.29655075 Report

Quoted By: >>29655165

>>29655032
thats because we dont argue over something. Also we need writefags to come back again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 17:45:54 No.29655165 Report

Quoted By: >>29655202

>>29655075
How about you just go to fucking /AIE/ instead of shitting up the board with tons of inactive threads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 17:51:32 No.29655202 Report

Quoted By:

>>29655165
This is my main thread for this weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 18:36:26 No.29655443 Report

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>>29648103
While I don't like that you're ending this here i understand. But I also must say a thing you COULD do if you choose to continue.
>Anon and Eris continue their chaos, Eris secretly getting connected to Anon.
>Ponies think Anon will turn evil and constantly tell him how bad Eris is.
>Anon constantly defends her to Eris's surprise.
>Eris starts to see Anon as more than a 'friend'.
>Twilight comes back.
>Starts talking to Anon about coming back to her castle for 'Research'.
>Eris can read Twilight and knows what Twilight means by 'Research'.
>Enter Twilight and Eris fighting over a oblivious Anon while Celestia tries to keep them from destroying Equestria.

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Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 19:46:05 No.29655835 Report

Quoted By: >>29655858

How much fucked up Equestria if they have something like industrial tech level, there is also monsters all around? Or this is because Ponyville allocated near Everfree Forest? Pls enlighten me, because I dont know how much monsters and dungeons in the world of ponies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 19:49:12 No.29655858 Report

Quoted By: >>29655913

>>29655835
I don't understand your question.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 19:56:40 No.29655913 Report

Quoted By: >>29655999

>>29655858
How high population of monsters in Equestria, if we take in account that ponies have some pretty 1000-year+ country, at least early Steam Age technologies and have some sort of a regular army?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 20:11:46 No.29655999 Report

Quoted By: >>29656455

>>29655913
>How high population of monsters in Equestria
You forgot about adding a verb to that sentence. It should be
>How high population of monsters IS in Equestria
For the same reason your previous post was hard to understand.

As for your question: I dunno lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 21:22:47 No.29656455 Report

Quoted By:

>>29655999
check'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 21:22:47 No.29656456 Report

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>>29648103
That was a pretty fun story, even though you stopped pretty abruptly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 21:30:31 No.29656490 Report

Quoted By: >>29656495

What's a good pastebin/google docs for a reading Magicless Anonymous greentexts?
Do we have one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 21:31:42 No.29656495 Report

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>>29656490
I could've sworn we had an aggregate pastebin, but I can't find the link now.

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Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 22:09:14 No.29656692 Report

Quoted By: >>29656883 >>29657638

>>29620523
Besides Obsession, what are some other greens where anon is a genuinely shitty person?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 22:40:16 No.29656883 Report

Quoted By:

>>29656692
>Anon being a genuinely shitty person
Not anymore, it seems.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 22:48:00 No.29656929 Report

Quoted By: >>29656990 >>29657051

Will there be any urchin updates today?

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Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2017 22:56:26 No.29656990 Report

Quoted By: >>29657506

>>29656929
I hope so

MSG

MSG Sun 12 Mar 2017 23:04:38 No.29657051 Report

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>>29656929
Debating on wether I should wait to update myself. I have enough for five posts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 00:10:20 No.29657506 Report

Quoted By:

>>29656990

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 00:33:11 No.29657638 Report

Quoted By: >>29659193 >>29659217

>>29656692
I know this bait, but I'm going to take it.
Obsession Anon isn't a "genuinely shitty person".

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Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 03:02:08 No.29658471 Report

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Shadilay boys. I wanna to scheme around in order to obtain lulz and probably meet some villains and maybe ask them to fuck . Celestia is best then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 04:33:57 No.29659007 Report

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>>29651045

http://pastebin.com/bzqmTSYC

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 05:04:28 No.29659193 Report

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>>29657638
he is a shitty person though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 05:08:51 No.29659217 Report

Quoted By: >>29660116

>>29657638
Pick a better word than "bait", Anon. There's a legitimate discussion to be had about whether or not Anon is a gigantic twat.
he is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 07:51:18 No.29659831 Report

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rip

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 09:24:26 No.29660022 Report

Quoted By: >>29660057

I think AiE could live without magic like 10-20 years if not killed due lower level of life. Do pony have toilets, soap, vitamins, clean water? And if as Anon in Obsession you will build house for yourself, I have doubts that you will build it properly(and that your house would survive winter&have water supply).

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 09:40:58 No.29660057 Report

Quoted By: >>29660062

>>29660022
>Do pony have toilets, soap, vitamins, clean water?
Are you baiting or have you not watched the show?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 09:43:53 No.29660062 Report

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>>29660057
now i remember

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 10:15:17 No.29660116 Report

Quoted By: >>29661077

>>29659217
But it is bait though. You know it's not an argument, you're just trying to stir shit up for giggles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 12:49:27 No.29660375 Report

Quoted By: >>29660389 >>29660458

>>29654246
Anon becomming Master Alchemist when

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 12:56:10 No.29660389 Report

Quoted By: >>29660403 >>29660689

>>29660375
Alchemy? Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 13:01:03 No.29660403 Report

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>>29660389
Why not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 13:26:56 No.29660449 Report

Quoted By:

>>29633426
>Selling your soul like this doesn't seem so bad.
>Chaos, Madness
Tsk, American.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 13:29:32 No.29660458 Report

Quoted By:

>>29660375
>Alchemist
That for germany and nazi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 15:09:57 No.29660689 Report

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>>29660389
Mixing ingredients to achieve a thing takes little to no magical ability- the ingredients have their own magic, you're just the ape with the measuring scale.

A loophole to Anon's problem, possibly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 16:53:15 No.29661056 Report

Quoted By: >>29661103

Why not pray to our lord and savior Kek, instead of becoming a filthy magical heretic?)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 17:00:44 No.29661077 Report

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>>29660116
I'm not the same Anon, champ, and I highly doubt it's bait. Your argument is weak, try actually explaining why you think it's bait.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 17:06:29 No.29661103 Report

Quoted By: >>29661141 >>29661354

>>29661056
Meme magic anon tomorrow.

I didn't forget, lads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 17:17:08 No.29661141 Report

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>>29661103
i want to write some meme related thing too, but preferable as references

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Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 18:16:48 No.29661354 Report

Quoted By: >>29661545

>>29661103
>No digits
[Citation needed]

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 18:34:36 No.29661448 Report

Quoted By: >>29661530 >>29661533

How do i write dialogue that feels natural?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 18:53:02 No.29661530 Report

Quoted By:

>>29661448
Ask that question in Writefags Guild (>>29624187).

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 18:53:33 No.29661533 Report

Quoted By:

>>29661448
Try not talking like a robot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 18:56:36 No.29661545 Report

Quoted By: >>29661641

>>29661354
Here's your citation:
>>29621100

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 19:12:34 No.29661641 Report

Quoted By: >>29662215

>>29661545
That anon did get ze magiks, yes, but i was refering the announcement post
Bet we re only getting the green on saturday with digits like those

Captcha: chilling green

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 19:17:34 No.29661670 Report

Quoted By: >>29661923

Hey, what if you grab non-twi unicorn by the horn, will they attack you because of this or will they just become horny? Is this illegal to grab unicorn by the horn? Is it possible to get a mare for night not via the battle over enemy city?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 20:07:55 No.29661923 Report

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>>29661670
Rams become docile as long, as you are holding them by the horns.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 20:55:16 No.29662215 Report

Quoted By: >>29662448

>>29661641
>Captcha: chilling green
Pics or didn't happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 21:38:18 No.29662448 Report

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>>29662215
Had already posted and didnt save this time, will be sure to post on next ones

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 23:33:29 No.29663109 Report

Quoted By: >>29663143

>>29641621
I love IT!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 23:39:29 No.29663143 Report

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>>29663109
I love IT too, I want to work in IT

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Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2017 23:40:27 No.29663152 Report

Quoted By: >>29663330

URCHIN I NEED THE GREEN
NOOWWWWWWWWWWWW

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 00:13:29 No.29663330 Report

Quoted By: >>29663353 >>29663653

>>29663152
>implying he would post 20 posts before a bump limit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 00:17:58 No.29663353 Report

Quoted By: >>29663564

>>29663330
Don't make me post 20 times

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 00:52:40 No.29663564 Report

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>>29663353
Dun du eet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 01:06:44 No.29663653 Report

Quoted By: >>29663672

>>29663330
Well you see, I might have if you didn't point that out since I never check how many posts are left before updating. Thanks for letting me know famalam.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 01:09:47 No.29663672 Report

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>>29663653

MSG

MSG Tue 14 Mar 2017 02:40:23 No.29664159 Report

Quoted By: >>29664582

I have an update, but I'm not quite happy with the story progression I've made so far. I've another timeline I like a little better, so if this is shit, it wouldn't kill me to start over from there.
Here it is:
http://pastebin.com/gYLwqd7r

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 03:22:21 No.29664438 Report

Quoted By: >>29664449

why has god abandoned us

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 03:23:32 No.29664449 Report

Quoted By: >>29664483

>>29664438
Because God doesn't like faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 03:28:41 No.29664483 Report

Quoted By: >>29664489

>>29664449
It's not gay if he wears a skirt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 03:29:31 No.29664489 Report

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>>29664483
Traps are gay, mark, get this through your head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 03:41:15 No.29664563 Report

Quoted By: >>29664603

so how many more shitposts do we need to make before someone makes a new thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 03:45:01 No.29664582 Report

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>>29664159
i like the alternate timeline, but it'd still be cool to see how anon gets back to p0nyland.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 03:49:03 No.29664603 Report

Quoted By: >>29665187

>>29664563
Eight more after me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 03:49:54 No.29664609 Report

Quoted By: >>29665691

>>29664605
>>29664605
>>29664605
NEW THREAD LADS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 05:23:14 No.29665187 Report

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>>29664603
Apparently not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 07:17:16 No.29665691 Report

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>>29664609
>Not waiting bump limit

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 07:30:25 No.29665732 Report

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>>29620523
This thread needs to die already so we can pave the way for Lord Kek

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 07:43:00 No.29665782 Report

Quoted By: >>29665789

>All these posts
>Not enough dubs
Check my digits >>29665777 from phone to summon lord Kek favour

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 07:45:12 No.29665789 Report

Quoted By: >>29665791

>>29665782
JUST

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 07:46:22 No.29665791 Report

Quoted By: >>29665838

>>29665789
Can I offer you some peetzer to calm you down?

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2017 07:59:11 No.29665838 Report

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>>29665791
No, fuck you, leave me to my tendies and sorrow

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