/mlp/ - Pony » Thread #32392966

[508 / 96 / ?]

527KiB, 1280x810, 1506019200809.png

Anonymous in Equestria: Thread #1144 Endless Stupidity Edition

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Sat 19 May 2018 21:42:41 No.32392966 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>32393192 >>32399710 >>32400932 >>32402548 >>32420370 >>32423249 >>32463151 >>32482861

Last Thread >>32283083 (Cross-thread)

IRC: irc.rizon.net #/mlp/AiE
Active list: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERX (embed)
Master list: http://pastebin.com/xGf9RcL9 (embed)
Completed Stories list: http://pastebin.com/QZ4PDe7g (embed)
Stories Sorted by Pony: http://pastebin.com/GJyQquaY (embed)

>rope's super gay Thread Archives: http://pastebin.com/Qg2dwzq0 (embed)
Collection of AiE images: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ju8ygvv3n4fa0um/quC3vIooOq#/

Add for Skype: sin.aie

>PiE corner
>Remember to tag all PiE Stories.
PiE Author List: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNy (embed)
PiE image archives: http://derpy.me/PiE_Pictures
Browser Pony Author List: http://pastebin.com/ZCGjtftk (embed)
Browser Pony image and story archive (cloud): http://derpy.me/BrowserPonies

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 796164__suggestive_artist-colon- (...).gif, 2MiB, 960x540

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Sat 19 May 2018 21:47:15 No.32392998 Report

Quoted By: >>32393002

>>32392706
"So, what do you want to do tonight?"
>"I dunno," shrugs Chrysalis.
"Yeah," you reply distantly.
>For a while, the two of you sit on the couch just lazily not doing anything. Today is just one of those days.
>"You wanna... order pizza?"
"Sure... I might walk down though."
>"Why? Just have it delivered?"
"We've been pieces of shit all day and it's not that far."
>"I don't wanna," she whines.
"Then don't come."
>"Well, if you don't want me to so badly," she remarks with her head turned away but clearly pouting.
>You just shrug, unable to really work her out. Or at least, unable to put forth the mental energy to work her out.
"Right, well it'll be twenty minutes so I'll probably just head down now."
>As you change out of the grimy shirt you've worn two days in a row and something more acceptable for outside, Chrysalis appears beside you.
>"We're not eating there, right?"
"No," you scoff.
>"Good."
>Then you scoop up your keys and the two of you shuffle out of the house.
>The both of you walk in silence, with that sort of despondent and hunched over manner while avoiding eye-contact like the turds you are.
>A few passersby stare at you.
>While you are an odd sight, you've been around for a few years. But many still have not gotten used to seeing Chrysalis yet.
>It doesn't help that she never leaves the house. Well, except for now. Obviously.
>"Finally," she remarks as you arrive at the pizza shop.
"Order for Anon?"
>"It will be a few more minutes, sir," the clerk responds.
>You nod and take a seat while Chrysalis looks on with a malicious grin.
"What?"
>"Watch this," she grins.
>Then in a wisp of green fire, she shape-changes into a pizza shop worker that just ducked outside, likely for a smoke break.
>As she slides in behind the counter, she peeks inside the pizza oven to get a good whiff of the delicious meals baking within.

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1497674608621.jpg, 186KiB, 1277x998

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Sat 19 May 2018 21:48:10 No.32393002 Report

Quoted By:

>>32392998
>Even from afar, you can smell the goodness. Popping a bit of a chubby.
>"Mozzarella, close that!" The chef barks.
>Chrysalis panics and gets swept up in the commotion for a moment as the chef reprimands her before setting her to work on sweeping the floor.
>You snicker to yourself as it takes a good five minutes before she realises she can shape-shift and bail. Just in time for the pizza to be ready.
>And so the two of you end up back home on the couch. Eating pizza.
>As you both munch away, you turn to Chrysalis and ask.
"So, what do you want to do tonight?"
>And with a mouth full of food, she shrugs and replies, "I dunno."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 22:39:13 No.32393192 Report

Quoted By:

>>32392966
tripfags in horesland

Mandroid

Mandroid Sat 19 May 2018 22:44:32 No.32393212 Report

Quoted By: >>32393368

I didn't notice how far my last update would push the thread. Should I repost it here or slink back to my shadowy corner?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 23:12:08 No.32393368 Report

Quoted By: >>32394924

>>32393212
A pastebin link with the date of the last update wouldn't hurt, at the very least.

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Sun 20 May 2018 00:41:39 No.32393814 Report

Quoted By: >>32393816

From ass end of last thread

>Late at night, you begin to walk down the halls. Each hoofstep echoes loudly through the stillness of the castle and when you stand still the place falls so silent it grows. The silence stretches out like tendrils on vines becoming almost overbearing.
>And then there is a crash and clatter from the kitchen. In a great haste, you sprint down the halls and around two corners before arriving.
>"Ah," calls out a well-spoken voice from within his shell of tin, "Princess of Day, fear not for the sound you may have just heard was naught but your sister and I engaged in a riveting duel."
"Hello, sir Anonymous."
>"Beware, Noble Knight," bellows Luna as she rises from the pile of pots and pans she was buried under and brandishing a wooden sword, "Thou's fate be sealed."
>"We shall see. Thy blade must first follow through with your words."
>"Engarde," they both chorus in battle cry.
>As they charge, they place their weapons at the ready before smashing them together. Blow after relentless blow, the two spar. You grimace a few times at their swings because even though their swords are wood, they don't hold back in speed nor strength.
>"Your swordplay has grown much, I must say," Sir Anonymous chuckles, "The dexterity of your magic provides you a well utilised advantage."
>"And yet we are still but a babe compared to thine's experience. One would think thou would hold back a little against such a novice."
>"Ha! You dare to claim this is my best? Truly you wound my warriors pride."
>The two chuckle, still locking blades as they move about in the kitchen, cackling away madly. Various cooking utensils strewn across the floor are kicked away as they try to avoid having their foot or hoofwork bogged down by obstacles.
"Must you two really do this here? Look at your mess."

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Sun 20 May 2018 00:42:11 No.32393816 Report

Quoted By: >>32393820

>>32393814
>Sir Anonymous' blade stops mid-strike as the two look around. Luna just rolls her eyes and her magic then scoops everything up to put back in their place. Then in an instant she leaps up onto the counter and takes a swing at Sir Anonymous, you very nearly missed the block.
>"Aha~! Truly your onslaught holds no quarter."
>"Do you yield, fair knight?"
>Before he can give his response, there is the distinct sound of a door being closed in the far off distance. The three of you exchange looks as you each try to recall who might be still in the castle at such a late hour.
>"Perhaps, for now. Let us investigate at haste," Sir Anonymous whispers, his armour rustling as he shifts to sheathe his sword.
>Luna leaps down from the counter and stands astride Sir Anonymous in a proud stance.
>"Onward?"
>Despite the armoured helm, you can tell he is grinning widely as he mounts Luna and the two gallop off into the fray. For a moment you stand there, aghast. But then sense returns and you gallop at full-speed to try and catch up.
>Down the hall, once you've caught up, Sir Anonymous and Luna stand with their backs pressed to the wall on either side of a door.
>"Hide dear sister, the knight and I shall handle the brigand who dare trespass upon our noble home," she says in hushed excitement.
>You roll your eyes and stand aside to watch. Sir Anonymous hover one hand over the handle and brandishes his wooden weapon. Then using his fingers he counts three before tearing the door wide open before he and Luna leap inwards.
>"There they are," Sir Anonymous bellows, Surrender villain
>"He's fleeing," shrieks Luna.

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Sun 20 May 2018 00:42:42 No.32393820 Report

Quoted By:

>>32393816
>A clang, bang, and smacking of wood can be heard in the room. You make your own count of three then calmly walk in. Using your magic, you light a torch to unveil the scene of Luna and Sir Anonymous wailing on a statue of a noble dignitary whose high opinion of himself compelled him to gift you that piece. Now with light in the room, the two are able to realise what they're doing and leap upright.
>"Well, we certainly gave him what for." chuckles Sir Anonymous to hide his embarrassment.
>Again you roll your eyes as you wander over to the window that is just barely ajar to close it.
"Must have been the wind," you mutter.
>"Looks like we solved that one," Luna cheers.
>Then both her and Sir Anonymous leap into the air where armoured hand and hoof meet in a cross between a high-hoof and a high-five. Using her magic, Luna keeps the two suspended mid air so they can hold the pose and bask in their camaraderie.
>"Valliant," cheers Sir Anonymous.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1452392471956.jpg, 289KiB, 800x770

Anonymous Sun 20 May 2018 01:52:39 No.32394135 Report

Quoted By: >>32394277 >>32394934

8th if you keep fucking up new threads we're gonna take away your op privileges.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO pone.png, 305KiB, 926x1466

Anonymous Sun 20 May 2018 02:29:09 No.32394277 Report

Quoted By:

>>32394135
I was going to do it correctly but I was busy being a lazy fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 May 2018 05:19:36 No.32394924 Report

Quoted By: >>32394932

>>32393368
Fuck it, I'm bored, tired, and we need a thread bump.

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM Sun 20 May 2018 05:20:39 No.32394932 Report

Quoted By: >>32394937

>>32394924
Familia 17

>A knocking at your door draws your attention away from the scroll you were reading.
>”One second Twilight! I’ll get it!” you hear Spike call.
>You hope up from your table and head for the front door
“Don’t worry Spike! I have it!”
>Based on the time and date, you knew who it was.
>You throw open the door to Anonymous and a pony no one in town had ever seen before.
>”Hello there, Twilight!” Anonymous says.
>”I hate this. I hate this. I hate everything about this and wish I were dead.” His companion muttered.
“Uh…will Chrysalis be okay?” you ask.
>Anonymous reaches down and pets the disguised Changeling Queen’s head, who smiles faintly despite clearly being in a bad mood. “Chryssy just doesn’t like this disguise, but she’s promised me that she’ll be putting on a brave face and behaving all day today, isn’t that right sweetheart?”
>Chrysalis sighs and rights her mane. “Only for you, Poppy. Only ever for you.”
>Anonymous smiles, which makes her smile faintly too.
>”Well, if she is ready than so am I!” Anonymous beams.
>You smile back at him and float your quill and scroll back to your table.
“Spike! I’m going to be showing Anonymous and…a friend around Ponyville for a bit! Lock the door, will you?”
>”Okaaaaaay!” you hear him call back.
>You leave your tree house and take a few steps down the road.
“First I think let’s visit the bakery!”
>”I adore sweets! Lead the way, Twilight!”
>Chrysalis groans “You two are giving me diabetes already…”

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 May 2018 05:21:13 No.32394934 Report

Quoted By: >>32395150 >>32430499

>>32394135
So long as FartAnon isn't doing them I don't care how often 8th messes up.

Plus he's from Australia. So he's got a minimum .08 BAC at all times. That's a hell of a handicap.

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM Sun 20 May 2018 05:21:47 No.32394937 Report

Quoted By: >>32394941

>>32394932
-The Past-
>”Poppy! Poppy! I found one!
>Chrysalis bounds up the hill ahead of you and stops by a tree at the top.
“Hey! Hey! Hold on! I’m not as fast as I used to be!”
>You chase after your daughter up to the top of the hill and take a gander at what she’s found, a natural apple tree with glistening red orbs of nutrients dangling seductively from its branches.
“Nice find, Chryssy. How did you get so good at this?”
>The teenage Changeling puffs out her chest and grins triumphantly. “Because I am the most amazing daughter ever, Poppy. That is why.” She beams.
>You laugh and pet her head, soaking in her affectionately pressing into your hand and pretending you didn’t notice her jealously looking to the sun with one eye.
“Let’s get to picking! If we’re quick, we can be home before-“
>Both you and Chrysalis’ heads bolt to the side as you hear a tree crack and fall over. Chrysalis leaps in front of you with her head low and horn towards the danger.
>After a few moments pass, you reach your hand out and touch her back.
“It’s okay, we’re safe.”
>”R-right.” She says, composing herself. “What was that?” she then wonders.
>You had an idea, but someone had to pick these apples.
“Why don’t you try that trick you learned and see?”
>Chrysalis smiles a full, open-mouth smile. “Aha! What a wonderful idea! Alright, hold on…”
>She focuses herself and straightens her stance, closing her eyes and blinking a few times as emerald flame flits about her eyelashes and she aims to get it just right.
>Finally, when she opens her eyes, they’re no longer green and slitted but blue and compound as her insectoid appearance would make you expect.

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM Sun 20 May 2018 05:22:48 No.32394941 Report

Quoted By: >>32394950

>>32394937
“What do you see, sweetheart?”
>”I’m focusing, oooone second.” She says as you continue you pick fruit for lunch tomorrow. It didn’t bother you doing all the work at this point, you were far too used to the single father lifestyle. And besides, you enjoyed spending time with all your children.
>Chrysalis gasps at something. “Father, I see the ponies you told us about!”
>That actually catches you off guard, but only for a moment.
“Huh. Really?”
>How far were you two walking to get here…?
>You take the bushel of crop you already had and walk up next to Chrysalis, careful to keep ready in case you had to hide. Sure enough, you can see tiny blobs in the distance working through a clearing in and out of some makeshift structures.
“Can you see what they’re doing?”
>”It looks like they’re cutting down trees. I see a lot of older ones going into the forest…and a little green filly passing out some golden fluid to them?”
“Cider, for the workers to keep them cool.”
>”Mm…now one of them is hugging her, it must be one of her parents…they have the same color hair.”
“Mane, sweetheart. For ponies, it’s called a mane.”
>”Right, right. I knew that.”

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM Sun 20 May 2018 05:25:19 No.32394950 Report

Quoted By: >>32394953

>>32394941
>You close your eyes and take in the cool breeze as Chrysalis continues to look down the hill at the newcomers, fascinated by ones who were outside of her small little world.
>This was good for her, you knew. She wasn’t a little filly anymore and was getting to the age where she’d soon go off on her own into the world, like Celestia, Luna and Discord. Already you occasionally heard her talking about the “others” in her sleep at night. You knew that if there was one like her, there may be others, and that being among her own kind would be something she would have to do.
>You sigh and look to the spot in the sky the moon occupied every night.
>For better or worse, it was something she would have to do.
>”They’re putting up a sign now. ‘Future site of…Ponyville’?”
>Chrysalis blinks her eyes back to normal and turns her head to you, cocking an eyebrow with a sly expression. “A bit on the nose, isn’t it?”
>You snicker and cover your mouth
“Where did you learn that?”
>”I’ve been eating your sense of humor while you sleep. OoooOoOoOoo!” she mocks.
>You pat her shoulder and pick up the basket you had already.
“Let’s fill this and skedaddle. We don’t want to be seen, and I have the feeling those settlers will need these trees more than we will.”

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM Sun 20 May 2018 05:26:20 No.32394953 Report

Quoted By: >>32394957

>>32394950
-The Present-
>”Hrm…ketchup? Or…catsup?” Anonymous pondered at the stall, a bottle of condiments in each hand.
>Your sheepish snickering at the situation was drowned out by the sound of your other traveling companion groaning next to you on the bench.
>”This is why we don’t take him shopping, Sparkle.” Complains a disguised Chrysalis. “He lives at a different speed from the rest of society after raising all of us.”
“Really? He seems alert and full of life whenever I’ve seen him, Chrysalis.”
>”Because you’ve only ever seen him around us. He doesn’t have the space for anything else.” She retorts.
>Chrysalis gets a look in her eye as she watches the old man go back and forth between the bottles, like she’s staring through the crowds of other shoppers from Ponyville and is back at her old home, just her and Anonymous, again.
>”Poppy has given us everything he has inside of him and more over the many years. When he is among us, he somehow summons up more of himself to be the father we all loved, but you now see him when he’s alone.”

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM Sun 20 May 2018 05:27:21 No.32394957 Report

Quoted By: >>32394971

>>32394953
>A flicker of pain passes through Chrysalis’s eye. “Slow, doting, as if a sufficiently stiff breeze could topple him and break his fragile bones…” Her teeth clench and get a bit sharper, her emotions doubtlessly overpowering her transformation. “It disgusts me that Celestia leaves him in that cottage, away from anyone who could care for him.”
“Hey! Easy, easy!”
>You extend one of your new wings over in front of Chrysalis’s face to hide her from the townsfolk and snap her out of her mood.
“I’d prefer you grumpy and disguised over angry and making a panic!”
>Chrysalis composes herself and bats your wing away. “I am not ‘GRUMPY’.”
“You could have fooled me. Every time I see you with Anonymous, you look grumpy.”
>Chrysalis gets right up in your face and snorts through her nose. “I am like that because I am also seeing YOU, Sparkle. Make no mistake. Our ceasefire is no peace.”
>You brush her off with your hooves this time.
“Uhg! I thought it was just having to be a pony this time, but you’re just constantly miserable.”
>Chrysalis huffs part of her mane out of her face and looks to Anonymous. “I have no problem being whatever shape I must for Poppy, Sparkle…no trouble at all.”
“Oh no, is this another flashba-“

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM Sun 20 May 2018 05:30:55 No.32394971 Report

Quoted By: >>32394975

>>32394957
>Something bumps in the house late at night and pulls you from your sleep, sitting straight up in your bed.
“Sombra?”
>He liked to occasionally root around the house for any of the few books he hadn’t read front to back and memorized. There was also the possibility it could be your illustrious Partner blowing the breeze.
“Red, that you?”
>You rise from off your bed and creep to your door. You remember the night alone with Chrysalis, so many years ago when Celestia came knocking after sealing away Luna when you had thought there was…something at the door come for you and her and how you mustered up the strength to be ready to fight whatever it was. You call on that courage again as you open the door to the hall and creep out.
>Slightly to your surprise, you hear swearing.
>”Ow ow ow ow!”
“Chryyyyyyys?”
>The swearing stops dead in its tracks and you jump around the corner of the hall to see what the heck was going on. That’s when your jaw nearly hits the floor.

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1526722558669[1].jpg, 226KiB, 638x825

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM Sun 20 May 2018 05:31:57 No.32394975 Report

Quoted By: >>32394985

>>32394971
>Time had lost meaning since you arrived in Equestria. You remember that you were contacted by your partner Red shortly after arriving here, and that she needed your help. You agreed, and the girls were dropped off.
>Since then every day had been devoted to fathering the little ponies and occasional patchwork draconequus, and apart Aspen they were the only living souls you interacted with. If you didn’t have a mirror, you’d have forgotten what your own face looked like, or a human face at all.
>Which made seeing one in your kitchen with a hand in the fruit jar a bit of a shock.
>To her credit, she looks back at you equally shocked at being caught, her teenage body freezing in place as her emerald eyes darting back and forth looking for a place to go.
>Wait, emerald eyes? Turquoise, moss-like hair? Ashen skin tone?
“Chrysalis?”
>”Uhh! No!”

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM Sun 20 May 2018 05:32:58 No.32394985 Report

Quoted By: >>32394992

>>32394975
“Chrys, what the heck-butt-nuts!?”
>Being a dad meant you hadn’t uttered a swear in over a thousand years.
>Chrysalis opens her too human mouth and shrugs “Ssssuuuuurrrprise! Haha! Hah! Ah…”
>A tension filled few seconds of silence pass before you hang your arms in front of you and tilt your head sideways.
“Bu-huh?”
>Chrysalis sighs and crosses her arms. “I was hoping to surprise you once I perfected it, but…”
“Oh I’m plenty surprised.”
>Fatherly instincts kick in and you approach her, arms outstretched to her to catch her as if her shape would dissolve at any moment.
“W-what is this?”
>Chrysalis smiles shyly but rubs her arm. “Well…it’s something I’ve been thinking about and working on for a while now, and after seeing that little filly and her mother today, I…”
>She looks back to you with cat-like pupils and curtsies. “Hehe. Tadaa! What do you think?”
>You approach her gently, as a father would, and kneel to her eye level.
“Sweetie…”
>You look her in the eyes, the same eyes you saw every morning but in a different shape, as her face beamed with pride.
“I want you to turn back to normal.”

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM Sun 20 May 2018 05:34:46 No.32394992 Report

Quoted By: >>32394995

>>32394985
>That face contorted through a flurry of emotions. Shock, confusion, shame, eventually settling on pain. She looks down at her feet with tears in the corner of her eyes.
>”…No, I understand.” She sniffs her petite little nose. “I-I should have asked before I did this.”
>She turns her face up, tears welling in her eyes more as she looks into yours. “I just thought being like this would help me be your-“
>You silence her by sweeping her into a hug that encompasses her entire upper body.
“Not another syllable like that out of you, young lady!”
>Chrysalis freezes in your grasp, afraid of even breathing until she understands your thoughts.
“You…don’t say that. Ever.”
>You gently pet her head to calm her down.
“That little filly today looks like her mother. My children do not. That doesn’t mean I love them any less.”
“You don’t have to ever be “like me” to have me love you, little one. I already do, and I can never stop.”
>”P-poppy…”
“You never have to TRY for my love, Chrysalis. You never have to struggle like however you came into my home. My door is ALWAYS open to my children, just like my heart is.
>You feel her shape change in your hands and her face get longer as it whimpers and rubs against your damp shoulder.
>The two of you stay like that for a while.

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM Sun 20 May 2018 05:35:48 No.32394995 Report

Quoted By: >>32395000

>>32394992
>You push the door to the library open with your magic.
“Spiiiiike! We’re back!”
>No answer.
>Meaning he was probably asleep.
>You smile and shake your head. You couldn’t get mad at him, today was a perfect day for being lazy.
>Not that you’d ever do that.
>You head back out and find Anonymous and Chrysalis by the mailbox while Anonymous sips from two separate drinks. He looks at you and licks his lips.
>”I think I like the Mango Blast better.”
>You smugly smile at Chrysalis.
“I told you.”
>”Everyone’s a critic.” She mutters, sipping her Orange Twist by herself.
>A tinge of magic in the air turns your attention to the sky, where the sun hangs mighty low in the sky. Those two facts lead you to deduce that Celestia was going to usher in the night any moment.
“Well, it’s late, and I’ve got a dragon to catch up on his cataloguing.”
>”And I have to go convince that blasted Sun-“Sister” of mine to get her pegusai to move clouds over the badlands. Her rays are making it unbearable in the summer.”
>You glance back to the front door.
“Perhaps it’s best we part ways here the-“
>You turn back to the two of them and find Chrysalis and Anonymous in an embrace. She has her eyes closed as she rests her head on his shoulder and he gently pets her mane with the same expression. The movements look practiced and learned and you feel you’d be interrupting something sacred if you stepped in.
>So for the time being, you’re content to sip your dink and smile at the two.

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM Sun 20 May 2018 05:36:48 No.32395000 Report

Quoted By: >>32395036

>>32394995
>dink
Blah blah blah, pastebin updated, I suck, etc
https://pastebin.com/u/Mandroid
https://pastebin.com/CJeVq0Wk

Next time someone remind me to wait for a new thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 May 2018 05:45:07 No.32395036 Report

Quoted By:

>>32395000
>I suck

Trips of truth!
lmao sorry, I had to

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Vylon - Vinyl Scratch Clownfish.png, 95KiB, 638x424

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Sun 20 May 2018 06:18:25 No.32395150 Report

Quoted By: >>32395807 >>32396358

>"Hey, Anon."
>You roll you eyes and look over the the positively pleased pouncing pink pony as she beams at you.
"What is it?"
>"Woah, what's wrong?" Looking genuinely concerned.
"I thought you had some sort of joke or--Never mind. What is it?"
>"Oh, well, you know Daryl Duck?"
"No," you say after a pause, "I don't think so.":
>"Well, he's been arrested. Looks like he was a quack addict."
"Oh. Ha-ha! Very funny."
>Pinkie furrows her brow.
>"It's a serious problem, Anon. Why would you laugh?"
>You look at her deadpan face with blatantly shows the disappointment.
"Uh, sorry Pink. I thought... I'm sorry."
>"That's okay, but you should take this more seriously. Not everything is a joke."
"Yes, you're right."
>"I mean, the poor man has seriously ducked up,
"Fuck off, Pinkie."
>"Just thinking about it gives me goose-bumps," she giggles.
"Pinkie--"
>"He was pulling a carriage at the time, they might take his license."
>You pause for a moment as you think about the last sentence.
"There was no pun tust then."
>Pinkie shrugs, "Or at the least, take some de-duck-tions."

>>32394934
>So he's got a minimum .08 BAC at all times.
And then there's the constant voluntary drinking. Everything is blurry and I fear the world of the sober. I hope my first hangover renders me comatose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 May 2018 11:19:30 No.32395807 Report

Quoted By: >>32430748

>>32395150
>hangover reders me comatose
If only I could be so lucky

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 2b8.png, 139KiB, 495x322

Anonymous Sun 20 May 2018 15:56:12 No.32396358 Report

Quoted By: >>32399174

>>32395150

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1364443524383.gif, 621KiB, 455x491

Anonymous Sun 20 May 2018 18:07:47 No.32396865 Report

Quoted By: >>32396876

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 May 2018 18:10:19 No.32396876 Report

Quoted By: >>32397197

>>32396865
Messy eaters belong outside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 May 2018 19:15:16 No.32397197 Report

Quoted By: >>32398099

>>32396876
Get the broom.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Hey Kid wanna ss.png, 152KiB, 787x1015

Anonymous Sun 20 May 2018 21:33:45 No.32397913 Report

Quoted By: >>32405941 >>32500879

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 May 2018 22:20:55 No.32398099 Report

Quoted By: >>32398781

>>32397197
Can't
Is too damn cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 00:57:53 No.32398781 Report

Quoted By: >>32398908

>>32398099
It's pink. Get rid of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 01:25:29 No.32398908 Report

Quoted By: >>32398943

>>32398781
You're pink, and we don't get rid of you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 01:34:08 No.32398943 Report

Quoted By:

>>32398908
I would.
Way too much sass for my liking

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 02:31:56 No.32399174 Report

Quoted By: >>32400281

>>32396358
Post the Pinkie Tulpa cap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 04:25:36 No.32399710 Report

Quoted By:

>>32392966
that is a high quality butt ya have there

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ppTulpaNightmareFuel.png, 2MiB, 1600x5000

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 06:54:07 No.32400281 Report

Quoted By:

>>32399174

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO tumblr_nqsvwfioRH1s5tlxzo1_1280.png, 324KiB, 1280x728

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 11:03:10 No.32400837 Report

Quoted By:

Never relax in dinoquestria. They may look cute, but there's always an ambush waiting. Always.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 11:56:52 No.32400932 Report

Quoted By: >>32401201 >>32401230 >>32401473

>>32392966
Celestia needs a army that is worthy of protecting Equestria, so she picks you, offering you a role in the creation of your clone army also giving you money and a room in her castle.
But there’s one catch to this, if you accept her offer of creating a clone army your clones can be trained by you but they’re still human which means they can cause atrocities across Equestria so things like rape, murder and beatings will be happening.
Do you accept or deny it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 14:10:05 No.32401201 Report

Quoted By:

>>32400932
Cringe/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 14:23:16 No.32401230 Report

Quoted By: >>32401380

>>32400932
It's going to be a nature vs nurture struggle, but the clones can be raised with proper conditioning as to not cause more damage than necessary, avoid collateral damage and so on. It's not like they are complete copies with Anon's personality and memories.
They are but a metal you shape and forge into a weapon, into an unstoppable force.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 15:16:19 No.32401380 Report

Quoted By:

>>32401230
>It's going to be a nature vs nurture struggle, but the clones can be raised with proper conditioning as to not cause more damage than necessary, avoid collateral damage and so on. It's not like they are complete copies with Anon's personality and memories.
>They are but a metal you shape and forge into a weapon, into an unstoppable force.

>Nature vs Nurture
There's no "versus" in the Nature and Nurture question, Anon. It's always, and conclusively, both, but to indiscernible degrees. Hell, some genetic characteristics (nature) don't even emerge without environmental triggers to prompt them (nurture).

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 15:41:04 No.32401473 Report

Quoted By: >>32401482

>>32400932
That's dumb. You're dumb. Let's take this dumb idea and do something with it.

"You're going to create a clone army. Of me."
>"I know what I said."
"And you're going to leave the training of these clones up to me without any sort of fail safe?"
>"Is there a reason I should not trust you?"
>Many
"Alright, Princess. You got yourself a guinea pig. Let's get making some clones."
>Celestia smiles and charges her horn
>"Excellent, I knew you would be interested in the protection of Equestria."
>You are interested in something alright
>Opportunity, conquest, someone else to clean the garbage disposal
>You will have a whole army at your beck and call answering solely to you!
>"Now I ask that you hold still."
>You gladly accept the beam of magic hitting you in the chest while your mental television plays 'Be Prepared'
>"That should do it. How are you feeling?"
"Just listen to teacher."
>"I'm sorry?"
"Nothing. I feel fine. Was that spell to extract my DNA or something?"
>"Extract your DNA? Why would I ever do that?"
>Before you can press the issue further a third arm juts out of your side
>Your memories of Scar singing instantly come crashing to a halt as your brain tries to process both the immense pain and the impossibility
>A shoulder follows the arm, then into a full torso like a conjoined twin
>Just as suddenly the tag-along explodes free from your chest; a perfect copy of you standing at your side
>"Hey, how ya doing?"
>You clasp your side like a wounded animal yet there is no pain or damage
>Fuck magic
>"I know what you're thinking, and I agree."
"The fuck Celestia! You can't just grow another human out of me."
>She tilts her horsey head
>"How else did you expect clones to be made?"
"I thought you were going to grow test tube babies in a lab like every other mad scientist. Not pop a fully grown me from my body."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 15:42:42 No.32401482 Report

Quoted By: >>32401488 >>32430783

>>32401473
>"Why would I do that? It would be a huge waste of resources to care for the clones as they grew to fighting age, and we need the assistance now."
>You open your mouth to argue, but a new hand shoves its way out of your ribcage
>This time Anonymous 2 also gets to enjoy the fun allowing you to watch what your insides are doing from the outside in horror
>2 becomes 4
>"Christ!"
"You're telling me."
>"Hello world."
>"I just can't wait, to be King!"
>"Calm down, Simba."
>While you times 3 banter about their newfound life you ask Celestia the more important question
"How big is an Equestrian army?"
>"200 ponies."
"Hahaha, you call that an army—oh God it's happening again."
>4 becomes 8; 8 becomes 16
>Before long an entire contingent of 200 Anon's are born into this world
>Celestia killed off the remainders
>Yes, all 56 of them
>Never again will you be able to look at her and see a shred of innocence
>"And there we are, 200 fine fresh new recruits. Anonymous, I leave them to you."
>With a poof and a zap she teleports away leaving you alone with yourself
>That phrase used to make you feel lonely, but this time it's making you feel a little more...
>"Hey, who's got the beer?"
>"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."
>"Now neither of us will be virgins."
>claustrophobic

"Alright Anons, listen up."
>"Fuck you. You're not in charge."
>"Yeah, cool your jets Mussolini."
"I am the OG. Celestia put me in charge."
>"Like pony rules ever meant anything."
"I AM YOUR FATHER!"
>The entire room starts making Vader noises
>In hindsight, this was a bad idea
>"Yes it was."
>"Says you. I just found the pong table. We could have a whole tournament."
>"Losers have to drink!"
>"Winners also have to drink!"
>One version of you is off in the corner rummaging through the drawers and pulling out a fist full of permanent markers
>This can only end in one way

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 15:43:44 No.32401488 Report

Quoted By: >>32401592 >>32472682

>>32401482
>In the farthest part of the castle, Celestia and Luna sit together at a small tea table giggling like a pair of fillies
>"I bet Anonymous is going crazy by now."
>"It was quite the clever plan, sister."
>"I've always said 'The best way to show somepony how they are acting is to put them in your horseshoes."
>The doors burst open and you come staggering in with torn clothes stained a deep crimson
>"Sweet mother of me!"
>"Anonymous?"
"I think you should reconsider this plan."
>"What in Tartarus happened to you? Is that blood?"
"This? No, they, or I, or we; whatever. Point is Many Me found the wine. I barely managed to escape before the...you don't even want to know."
>Celestia and Luna both rise from their seats ready for action
>"Quarantine the area."
>"We should call the guards."
"Trust me, it's best to just let it run its course. For everybody's sake. I also don't believe your guards have the mental fortitude to deal with what they'd see."
>"What should we do then?"
"Knowing me, I'll pass out in about two hours. Then you can try to unsticky the mess without interference."
>"Two hours can be quite a long time."
>"Are you certain we cannot go in there?"
"Absolutely. Best we sit here and drink some tea."
>Nervous, but willing to listen to your judgement, the sisters retake their seats with you joining them
>They look to you waiting for some sort of reassurance
>You shrug
"Hakuna Matata."

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO grade jerb.gif, 535KiB, 304x367

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 16:14:40 No.32401592 Report

Quoted By:

>>32401488
Kekeded
>Inb4 more, "Come on y-you guiz! I'm being super cereal here!"

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1351945508707.png, 195KiB, 480x319

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 18:20:58 No.32402186 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 20:00:13 No.32402548 Report

Quoted By: >>32402974 >>32403018 >>32403796 >>32405011

>>32392966
>mares are like early 20th century women
>plots are always too big, and crotchboobs are for pregnant, who are or were always married
>women insult each other for having big butts or big butts
>Anon comes around
What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 22:08:14 No.32402974 Report

Quoted By:

>>32402548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWgpmaL8MAY

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 22:23:50 No.32403018 Report

Quoted By: >>32403796

>>32402548
filter any an all what do posts

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 01:25:53 No.32403796 Report

Quoted By: >>32403818

>>32403018
I couldn't understand what he was going on about.
>>32402548
Could you do that again, but a bit more with explanation and English good lad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 01:30:13 No.32403818 Report

Quoted By: >>32404541

>>32403796
You aren't missing much.
>what if poners thought X wasn't a sexually appealing trait but anon shows up and loves X

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 04:57:34 No.32404541 Report

Quoted By:

>>32403818
Ah well, good show anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 07:10:38 No.32405011 Report

Quoted By: >>32405475 >>32405836

>>32402548
Tongue punch the fart box.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 09:39:51 No.32405309 Report

Quoted By: >>32405310

Started making this
lets call it Anon from [Science sector 9-B]
And yes it is about ponies it just takes awhile to get there.
{Day 1}
>Be future
>Be Anon
>Be living in [Science sector 9-B]
>Wake up and get out of gel bed
>Take breakfast rations and snap fingers to turn on TV
>”Latest news from [Science sector 11-D].”
>Apparently the scientists there discovered a new type of portal that allows us, not to travel through space or time, but instead travel between dimensions.
>”Us scientists in [Science sector 11-D] will gladly take any volunteers who are willing to use our new portal, this device may just be the next major leap for mankind.”
>You look astonished by the news
“This may be my chance to get out of this boring place.”
I hate science, why did I have to be born in a science sector?
>You gather your supplies and walk to the nearest transport pod
It is basically an elevator but quicker and made for 1 person.
>You push the button *Science sector 11-D*
>The pod brings you there in mere seconds
>The pod door opens and you head to the volunteer room
>You are greeted by a man from a Military sector
>”Head over there and take a seat.”
>He points to the right
“Yes sir”
>You head to the seat along with a crowd of people
>”We are all here today to test this new *Portal* but don’t be so cheerful, we have no idea what's on the other side, so all volunteers will be wearing biohazard/space suits.”
>”Not to mention [Military sector 6-E] will escort all scientist once you reach the other side, don't forget to set up a portal stabilizer to keep the portal up once you go through, we can’t lose good soldiers due to some stupid scientist mistake.”
>”That is all, now get your supplies gear up and move out!”
>You grab your suit slide it on and grab the basic supplies such as knives, tools and rations.
>*Portal opens*

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 09:40:52 No.32405310 Report

Quoted By: >>32405311

>>32405309
Shit this is actually happening
>The men and women from [Military sector 6-E] enter first, followed by some engineers, scientists and then you
>You walk through and can’t help but feel sick from the twisting and turning of the portal
>You land on the ground and get up
Wow this place looks colorful
>”Hey you Anon help set up the portal stabilizer will ya?”
“Right away.”
>You don’t hesitate to help them set up
The return portal doesn't look so different from the entry portal, it’s the same light green and still looks twisted
>You turn away before looking at it makes you sick
>Dimensional travel made everyone exhausted, the camp was mostly set up already
>*5 minutes latter*
>You get in your new comfy gel bed and sleep
...
>Wake up
“What's that sound?”
You hear a faint sound of some creature ‘trotting?’
>You look out of your new metal tent/structure
You see a strange 4 legged creature probably like those quadrupeds you heard about in science class, but you never paid attention
>The quadruped is looking at the structures as if knowing they are not supposed to be there, could this be a sign of ‘intelligence?’
There isn’t anything that the little quadruped can do to threaten your safety so you don’t bother reporting it
>You head to bed because it is still dark outside
I wonder what new and interesting things we will found tomorrow

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 09:41:56 No.32405311 Report

Quoted By: >>32405312

>>32405310
{Day 2}
It’s a new day and a new experience
>You get out of bed and eat breakfast rations, this includes water
>You then leave your ‘House’ but is is more of a barrack, and head off to the study center
>You are greeted by some science nerds
>”Hey did you see that creature last night?”
“Yeah I did, what was it?”
>”It seems to bear the same resemblance as an Earth pony but smaller, we failed to save these types of creatures when we left Earth.”
“Thats neat, should we go looking for one and study it?”
>”Yeah we are going to need to do an autopsy, bring a military guy with you we still don’t know if they are dangerous.”
“Sure thing.”
You feel like a glorified secretary, meh at least it’s better than studying things all day
>You grab a soldier from central command and tell him “Grab some animal containment gear.”
>He responds with “Lethal or Non-Lethal”?
“Non-Lethal”
>”Sure thing.”
He still has a real gun on him incase he needs it
>You both head out to the nearby forest, it looks kind of ‘weird’
>You find some new plants
“Wait I got to collect this.”
> *Jokingly* ”Ok fine, collect more for your flower collection.”
“Shut up you big ape.”
>You both laugh as you collect the blue flower, careful not to touch or damage it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 09:42:59 No.32405312 Report

Quoted By: >>32405316

>>32405311
Why does it have a blue stem? you wonder
>You both continue searching for the Equine like quadruped that resembles an ‘Earth Pony’
>*About half an hour latter*
>You have collected about 6 new plants and 3 dirt samples
>Suddenly you hear something speaking ‘English?’ sure sounds like it
>You both hide in a bush
>Peeking out you see two quadrupeds taking and waking with one another
>You give the soldier the signal
>He tranquilizes one the other flees
Wait this isn’t the same as the quadruped we saw earlier
“Wait is that a horn?” you ask
>”Yup sure looks like one.”
>He puts the quadruped in a blast resistant cage
>”But nothing is gonna get out of this cage.”
“I sure hope so.”
>You both head to the study center and tell the scientists everything you found
>”Is that the quadruped we saw earlier?”
“No actually this appears to be a different variation of that quadruped, this one has a horn.”
>”No way, that's cool.” ‘losing all professionality for a second’
“I think I will head to bed early, I have deserved it after that expedition.”
>”Yeah sure thing, you have given us plenty to work with so far.”
Sweet not only do I not have to science as much, but I can also sleep in
This is the life
>You head to your sleeping quarters and head to bed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 09:44:01 No.32405316 Report

Quoted By: >>32405321

>>32405312
{Day 3}
>You wake up early today
>After a few hours messing around on your entertainment device people start waking up
>Announcement “After studying the environment we have discovered that the atmosphere on this planet is 99% breathable, feel free to not wear the Biohazard suits”
Great things just got 20% more comfortable
>You head outside and go the study center
Everyone is glad about the news
“Did you guys learn anything from the quadruped I brought in?”
>”Yes we learned that they can speak a language like English”
“Wait are you serious, I thought I was just hearing things?”
>”See for yourself.”
>He points to the containment room with the one way window “The quadruped is in there.”
>You walk over to the room and head to the speaker
“Greetings fellow creature, what should we call you.”
>The quadruped looks dumbfounded but is able to get together a response
>”I am umm Tictak Dictionary.” *Dumb Author names*
“Well ‘Tictak’ what is your purpose here?”

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1526308701300.jpg, 17KiB, 300x379

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 09:45:09 No.32405321 Report

Quoted By: >>32405328 >>32405954 >>32411162

>>32405316
>”I was just going for a walk, please don't hurt me!”
“And why would we hurt you?”
>”Well you look like big scary monsters and you walk on two legs.”
“Now that you know that we aren't going to kill you, how did you learn to speak?”
>”Just like everyone else I guess, I went to school.”
“Just one moment.”
>You back away from the microphone
“Did you guys hear that?” “These things have an education system.”
>”So these things are intelligent and they talk.”
>He picks up a phone and calls central command
>”Hey boss we may have a problem… This dimension is populated with intelligent lifeforms, though they appear to have a lacking of technology.”
>The science nerd and the boss have a long conversation
>You leave before they finish and head to the nutrition center to get some more rations for your berraks, shortly after you head back to the study center
“Hey how is our little quadruped doing?”
>”Tictak appear to be doing a little prayer, looks sort've cute.”
>Sure enough when you look in the window that is exactly what is happening
>You make your way to the microphone and adjust it
“Hello Tictak just wondering what it was you are praying to.”
>”Well Celestia ofcourse!”
“And who is that exactly?”
>”All I know is she moves the Sun, I don’t know her personally.”
“Ok sure thing bud I will talk to you tomorrow.”
What the fuck was that shit, damn cultist types always gave you the creeps
>You back away from microphone and head on out to the berraks
“I’m taking a break I can’t handle this shit.”
>”Yeah sure thing.” *He mumbles*
Damn nerds can’t even stand up for themselves
>You head to bed after having a few rations
“Fucking rations never tasted good, maybe I can go out and find some real food tomorrow.”
Talking to yourself like a madman, what's next?
>You fall asleep

_Do tell me are my writing skills good enough?_

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 09:46:49 No.32405328 Report

Quoted By:

>>32405321
>>You leave before they finish *you* head to the nutrition center to get some more rations for your berraks, shortly after you head back to the study center

I forgot the *you* in there

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO power_rangers_thumbs_up.gif, 989KiB, 250x188

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 11:37:04 No.32405475 Report

Quoted By: >>32406630

>>32405011

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1373206693765.gif, 1MiB, 500x281

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 15:19:58 No.32405836 Report

Quoted By:

>>32405011

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 16:11:14 No.32405941 Report

Quoted By:

>>32397913
Fuck yeah I want some spicy salsa

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 16:18:30 No.32405954 Report

Quoted By: >>32406824 >>32420525

>>32405321
Looks ok so far. Heavy on the "Tell" versus "Show" in the storytelling though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 19:57:00 No.32406630 Report

Quoted By:

>>32405475
I loved that episode.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 20:44:26 No.32406824 Report

Quoted By: >>32407306

>>32405954
Well one is supposed to show a story?
I figured it would be easier to tell a story.
Expect some more tomorrow around this time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 22:32:46 No.32407306 Report

Quoted By: >>32407938 >>32408333 >>32411483 >>32420525

>>32406824
Tell vs Show

Tell
>You hear the sound of leaves.
>You walk up to a field.
>The grass is tall.
>There is a tree with green leaves and brown branches standing there.

Show
>The gentle rustle of leaves draws your attention to a tree standing in a field of tall grass.
>You take a moment to appreciate the contrast the green, swaying leaves make against the tree's caramel colored branches.

>9

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 00:40:50 No.32407938 Report

Quoted By:

>>32407306
Pretty much this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 02:14:10 No.32408333 Report

Quoted By: >>32408416 >>32409821 >>32420525

>>32407306
I'd go further.

Tell, in this context, is to do infodumps into the story that seem to come from the author instead of showing us the world as the characters see and experience it.

>Anon was in the city and it was a big big city on a mountaintop and...

vs.

>Anonymous walked through the crowded streets, and looked down the steep mountainside...

Do you feel me, f a m? One is the author interrupting the story to grab the reader by the elbow and talk about stuff. One flows naturally. See?

If you like 20th Century science fiction, you might want to read the work of a guy named Heinlein, who was a master of this. I kind of prefer his work pre-1970, and really pre-1960, but to each his own.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 02:39:06 No.32408416 Report

Quoted By: >>32409057 >>32409475

>>32408333
Trips confirm fedora tips

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 91e[1].png, 79KiB, 730x629

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 06:55:25 No.32409057 Report

Quoted By: >>32410202

>>32408416

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 11:56:59 No.32409475 Report

Quoted By: >>32409672

>>32408416
>fedora
pls no bully ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 13:41:09 No.32409672 Report

Quoted By:

>>32409475
>*Tips fedora*
Worry not m'lady. I shall protect you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 14:35:12 No.32409821 Report

Quoted By:

>>32408333
That Anon here. I couldn't have explained it better myself.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1437621386135.jpg, 61KiB, 500x502

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 16:57:11 No.32410202 Report

Quoted By:

>>32409057

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 18:28:49 No.32410473 Report

Quoted By: >>32411019 >>32411546

What if Anon was a sociopath?
Imagine Twilight vainly trying to explain friendship to someone who is fundamentally unable to grasp the very concept of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 20:36:39 No.32411019 Report

Quoted By: >>32411160

>>32410473
What if instead Anon is perfectly normal and is just a sociopath by Equestrian standards?
He lacks the special empathy gland that all the native creatures have.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 21:11:01 No.32411160 Report

Quoted By: >>32411174

>>32411019
Anyone who isn't canadian or a mormon is a sociopath compared to ponies. Wouldn't instead exploring Anon's deficiency in a world of love and rainbows be more interesting?
He is forced into a world permeated by something he cannot perceive. Everything around him seems to live off of this phenomena, in some cases even literally. It's like magic. The magic of friendship.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 21:12:40 No.32411162 Report

Quoted By: >>32411166

>>32405321
{Day 4}
>Getting out of bed you feel yourself becoming more lazy
“Gonna need to get some exercise.”
>You eat breakfast and head to a nearby exercise station
LiftWeights.exe
>After a decent workout you take a break to drink and then head out to the study center
>You greet some of the nerds
“Hey have any of you discovered some edible plants yet?”
>”Yeah we got some new kind of nut, feel free to have one we have plenty to spare.”
>He points to a large coconut like nut
“Looks good I’ll bring it as a snack on my expedition.”

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 21:13:56 No.32411166 Report

Quoted By: >>32411175

>>32411162
>Every once and awhile we send groups of people out in different directions to find anything new or important that we should know about
>You stick the nut in your sack and go to central command for the briefing
>You giggle childishly at the idea of putting nuts in sacks
>At central command you find the other exspiditionaries
>They are mostly military types in our group and few scientists, this is to ensure safety of everyone
>”Ready to go chump.”
“Ready as I'll ever be.”
>”Good hop in.”
>He gestures towards the jeep
>You hop in
>”Today we are going south, based of the movements of the sun.”
Can’t wait till this expedition is over, i just want to take a nap again…
>You fall asleep in the jeep as they drive you around
>”WAKE UP!”

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1521756561072.jpg, 19KiB, 484x365

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 21:15:10 No.32411174 Report

Quoted By: >>32411506 >>32413729

>>32411160

>Canadian
Anglo are 2 faced scums
>Mormon
Peope from religious sect are 2 face scums as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 21:15:16 No.32411175 Report

Quoted By: >>32411183

>>32411166
“What happened?”
>”We uhh, found something.”
>We are near what looks like a town filled with the quadruped pony things. They seem to be very curious as to what our jeep is.
HOLYSHIT.PNG
“Well let's see call up central command, we should ask them what to do.”
>”Yeah sure thing.” He hands you the phone and you ask
>”Your orders and to hold fire unless they are aggressive and attempt to communicate peacefully with them.”
Well shit
“Ok sir understood.”
“You heard it here first folks, we are going to talk with them quadrupeds.”
>”You serious.”
“Don’t disobey central command soldier, you know what happens to deserters.”
>”Everybody move out, V formation everyone behind the scientists make sure they are safe.”
>Everyone gets out and walks towards the ponies
>They stare back in awe, one in particular who appears to be mostly lavender or purple stands before you. An added note: It has both wings and a horn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 21:16:55 No.32411183 Report

Quoted By: >>32411375 >>32411483 >>32420242

>>32411175
“Hello there pony creatures we come in peace, we just wish to learn as much as we can from you, do you understand?”
>She still appears to be in a defensive stance, is she the leader?
>”So you are just here to read books?”
“Something among the lines of that, do you mind if we set up a camp nearby?”
>”Well before we get to formalities I would like figure out what you are, you see we haven't seen your kind here before and my subjects are afraid of what you are going to do to them.”
“Well we are a species of bipeds well renowned for our use of technology in every field of study.”
>”I’ll see what I can do, I just need to get a second opinion from Celestia herself before I make a decision, i’m sure you understand. Could you come back tomorrow?”
“Sure thing, anything to make this process easier for you.”
>Just as quickly as you arrived you left
>You head back to central command and give them all the recorded digital media
>“Good job keep this up and you might get a promotion.”
”Yes sir.”
>”You are dismissed.”
>You salute him and head your barracks
This day has been long but also interesting, wonder what we are going to do next
>You fall asleep

-Noob write-fag here is my work decent?-

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 22:01:31 No.32411375 Report

Quoted By: >>32416453 >>32420525

>>32411183
>decent
At the very least. If you're willing to heed the opinion of some random internet schmuk I find it good and would like moar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 22:28:02 No.32411483 Report

Quoted By: >>32411556 >>32416453 >>32420525 >>32434653

>>32411183
If you want genuine criticism, I could tell that you are new by how you are presenting your story. My main issue right now is that every event is flying by far too quickly with not much thought put into them. It feels disorganized and my guess is you are just winging it as you type. For example

“Hey have any of you discovered some edible plants yet?”
>”Yeah we got some new kind of nut, feel free to have one we have plenty to spare.”
>He points to a large coconut like nut
“Looks good I’ll bring it as a snack on my expedition.”

Is there an actual reason you decided to tell us about the nut? Or is it just filler before you jump to the next short event? You are also doing a lot of "telling" and not "showing" like how this anon explained >>32407306

Its a much more fluent read when you structure your sentences to show. Regardless of how I see things, I am excited to see you continue your story. You will only get better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 22:33:07 No.32411506 Report

Quoted By:

>>32411174
Correct.
Everyone a shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 22:41:57 No.32411546 Report

Quoted By:

>>32410473
>What if Anon was a sociopath?
>implying
also
>rape >rape >rape >rape >rape

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 22:45:17 No.32411556 Report

Quoted By: >>32412658

>>32411483
>Is there an actual reason you decided to tell us about the nut?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjVKUap1HgU

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 01:04:54 No.32412255 Report

Quoted By:

bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 02:40:37 No.32412658 Report

Quoted By: >>32412682

>>32411556
Deez?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 02:47:12 No.32412682 Report

Quoted By:

>>32412658
Sometimes you feel like DEEZ NUTS
Sometimes you don't

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 04:34:00 No.32413027 Report

Quoted By: >>32413294 >>32413326

Did Bolding ever commit suicide?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 05:36:27 No.32413274 Report

Quoted By: >>32413310

A long time ago, a writer made a story about how the MLP universe had a tv show that featured humans in college. Twilight loved watching it, and loved it so much that she made a spell to travel to earth and meet her favorite human, Anon.

It was a touching story, I remember it had Rainbow Dash going to earth as well to try to find where twilight went. Does anyone remember the name of the author? and where his story is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 05:41:53 No.32413294 Report

Quoted By:

>>32413027
Yes, but he came back as a zombie and he now works at Home Depot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 05:47:26 No.32413310 Report

Quoted By: >>32413428

>>32413274
Son of a bitch..

It was DovaPony. He nuked his pastebin..
Why? Why do they do this? Doesn't he know how much work he has just caused?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO AiE Authors.png, 580KiB, 1731x389

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 05:50:59 No.32413326 Report

Quoted By: >>32413337 >>32413424 >>32413454

>>32413027

The Thread is Dead. It was made by those who are dead, and the Dead keep it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 05:52:47 No.32413337 Report

Quoted By: >>32413347 >>32413983 >>32417942

>>32413326
>navarone
is that the dude that wrote the longest story on fimfic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 05:57:05 No.32413347 Report

Quoted By:

>>32413337

Dunno, never been to fimfic.

Mandroid

Mandroid Thu 24 May 2018 06:24:16 No.32413424 Report

Quoted By: >>32413468 >>32413577

>>32413326
Nigga that aint me.
Also Duke looks like as much of an autistic fuckstick as his story suggests.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 06:25:41 No.32413428 Report

Quoted By: >>32413460

>>32413310
Do you mean this? Seems someone copied it for posterity.

http://mulpwiki.org/index.php/Dovas_full_bin

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 06:34:29 No.32413454 Report

Quoted By:

>>32413326
Fuck. My heart stopped for a minute when I thought my picture was there.

>lulzies
>lulzies(2)
I kek'd

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO tearyhappy.jpg, 7KiB, 213x237

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 06:35:32 No.32413460 Report

Quoted By: >>32413519 >>32420816

>>32413428
thank you
you saved me a lot of work

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Fluttershrug.jpg, 24KiB, 621x345

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 06:38:22 No.32413468 Report

Quoted By:

>>32413424

I just saved the image someone shared of their AiE stalker folder. I only wish I had the originals.

Now Flutterrapists, I have several verified pictures of those faggots...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 06:51:47 No.32413519 Report

Quoted By:

>>32413460
Glad to be of service. I use MULPWIKI to look for old stuff that sounds interesting. Sadly, the site owner is shutting it down in June. I never heard of Dovas Twilight story before. It sounds like the kind of comfy stuff I desire so I am reading it now. Thanks for making me aware of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 07:16:50 No.32413577 Report

Quoted By: >>32413824 >>32413908

>>32413424
>mandroid attempts to deny his manboobs

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO qc pepe.jpg, 197KiB, 1032x1100

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 09:09:27 No.32413729 Report

Quoted By:

>>32411174

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 10:50:45 No.32413824 Report

Quoted By:

>>32413577
Peak physical performance has its price.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 11:42:16 No.32413908 Report

Quoted By:

>>32413577
mantits or gtfo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 12:30:06 No.32413983 Report

Quoted By: >>32414557

>>32413337
Yes I'm currently on chp 164 its called diaries of a madman

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 15:43:12 No.32414557 Report

Quoted By: >>32414576 >>32414609

>>32413983
on the one hand i can appreciate the dedication to keep that thing alive for so long. on the other hand SWEET FUCKING JESUS that thing is over 2.4 million words now. even reading at 600 wpm that's ~55 hours straight of reading just to catch up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 15:52:33 No.32414576 Report

Quoted By: >>32414693

>>32414557
And to top it off it's only meh at best

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 16:00:40 No.32414609 Report

Quoted By:

>>32414557
Yeah heart break will allow to to amazing things hell it stopped went off the deep end at a few points that lost my ingress but I figured reading was better then trying to kill myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 16:25:27 No.32414693 Report

Quoted By: >>32414826

>>32414576
Not those Anons. I've heard of it and was wondering if it was worth starting it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 16:59:01 No.32414826 Report

Quoted By: >>32415000

>>32414693
Not really. It's more a catelog of things other fanfic writers have done in a poorly executed manner.

Dude writes the occasional entertaining short story though, but his protagonists all tend to be the same snarky asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 17:36:26 No.32415000 Report

Quoted By:

>>32414826
Thanks for the info. I'll probably skip it then. I have plenty on my RIL list not to mention greens I'm following here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 20:23:55 No.32415829 Report

Quoted By: >>32416033

Do we have any Eldritch horror Anon stories floating around?
Especially ones where Anon is normal, but pones just go nuts around him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 21:03:10 No.32416033 Report

Quoted By:

>>32415829
There were a couple of prompt attempts several threads ago that died thankfully. I understand some of that went to strange waifu and /horror/ though

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 22:30:22 No.32416453 Report

Quoted By:

>>32411375
>>32411483
>Will take this information in
>Will now abandon my other long dead story and focus on this one
"There is always a reason for the nut, you will see."
*Just not now*
"Decent is a good way to put it, I live a busy lifestyle and spend most of my free time reading other people's works."
Not sure if i can do showing but ill try.
-Expect another batch of work tomorrow-
So basically every other day

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 02:44:27 No.32417439 Report

Quoted By:

boop

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 886190__safe_animated_human_lyra (...).gif, 14KiB, 360x270

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 02:50:07 No.32417469 Report

Quoted By: >>32418064

I wrote 1,300 words today!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 05:02:33 No.32417942 Report

Quoted By: >>32419076

>>32413337
Met Nav in real life, he's pretty cool.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO good jobbu.jpg, 39KiB, 271x731

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 05:38:39 No.32418064 Report

Quoted By:

>>32417469

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 06:41:37 No.32418216 Report

Quoted By: >>32418246 >>32418864 >>32419088 >>32419090 >>32422271

I miss aether and sherm

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 06:54:06 No.32418246 Report

Quoted By: >>32418864 >>32419090 >>32422271

>>32418216
I miss Pale Narrator and Tyko

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO sad Darkie is sad.jpg, 258KiB, 909x768

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 13:17:07 No.32418864 Report

Quoted By:

>>32418246
>>32418216

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 14:41:22 No.32419076 Report

Quoted By:

>>32417942
He seemed that way to me too, but there are a couple of guys here who have the strongest hate boner for him.

No me though.
I still don't like his "epic," but I do respect all the time and effort he put in for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 14:44:40 No.32419088 Report

Quoted By:

>>32418216
>When you remember 8 years was a long time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 14:45:09 No.32419090 Report

Quoted By:

>>32418216
>>32418246
I miss Tex.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1414353771464.png, 411KiB, 882x724

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 17:40:11 No.32419602 Report

Quoted By: >>32419772

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO she hangs her head and cries in (...).png, 511KiB, 665x651

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 17:51:27 No.32419638 Report

Quoted By:

>tfw evets will never return to draw more horse

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 18:26:25 No.32419772 Report

Quoted By:

>>32419602
>AiE_writers_writing.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 20:32:22 No.32420242 Report

Quoted By: >>32420247

>>32411183
I'm back -Noob writefag-
{Day 6?}
>You wake up in the recently built hospital
>The bright lights hurt your eyes as you open them
>There is a doctor
>”Take it easy now, you have been out for 2 days ever since you ate that nut.”
“What is it poisonous?”
>”They aren't sure but it definitely was not edible for us humans, it may have some unusual effects on you, also you aren’t alone we have 6 other patients who have tried these ‘nuts’.”
You have lost all trust for these scientists, they were using you as a test subject this idea makes you sick
>You vomit into a nearby container
“Am I going to die doctor?”
>”Don’t worry with modern medicine it’s nearly impossible for you to die.”
“Thanks doc.”
The encouragement really helps
>He leaves and a nurse comes in to give you food
“Man i’m starving, what you got for me?”
>She hands you a tray with various human foods, there is a banana, carton of milk and 2 sandwitches
>You happily accept the meal, quickly eating the sandwitches
You haven't eaten real food in awhile, maybe I should get sick more often?
>After you finish eating and she has taken your tray away you get bored, you just have nothing to do but fiddle with you thumbs
>You fall asleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 20:33:25 No.32420247 Report

Quoted By: >>32420252

>>32420242
{Day 7}
>You wake up when the doctor comes in
“Hey doc how am I doing?”
>”Do you want the good news or the bad news”
I better not have cancer, I don’t want to have surgery because it is scary
“The good news.”
>”The good news is you are healthy enough to go to work.”
>He hesitates
>”The bad news is you have some strange ‘Energy’ radiating out of your skull.”
“Will it kill me doctor?”
>”We haven't learned enough from this planet to be sure, that is why we are going to be studying the effects it has on you while you are in a controlled environment.”
FuckingHell.exe
“You are going to put me in a cage and just watch me!?”
>”Calm down or I will have to call central command.”
“Fuck you!”
He said you were healthy
>You get out of bed and punch him, he gets knocked out
“Glad I lifted those weights.”
>You kiss your muscular arm ‘Like a faggot’
But I don’t stand a chance against armed security…
>You make a run for the exit before someone notices
>It’s dark outside
“Must be my unusual sleep pattern from being in the equivalent of a comma…”
>You see central command
They always leave a jeep ready to go in case of emergencies
>You sneak over and hop in
“This is going to be fun.”
>Turn keys, start engine and… fuck it’s loud
Your pretty sure you woke up at least 12 people
>You hit the gas
Damn scientist aren’t going to have you as a walking test subject
>No one is chasing you
It must be the fact it is probably midnight and there is very few guards awake
>You drive for what seemed like an hours
Damn it’s dark outside
>You park your new jeep in a clearing of a forest
Well this is better than nothing
>You lay down
“Good night Anon, you faggot.”
>You fall asleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 20:34:31 No.32420252 Report

Quoted By: >>32420261

>>32420247
{Day 8}
>You wake up, with a headache
“Fuck this hurts.”
>The pain suddenly fades
>You search the jeep and find some clothes
Anything is better than hospital gowns
>You put the jeans and grey shirt on
>You get out of the jeep
>You walk out of forest and look around
Damn this place is beautiful
Wait is that what I think it is?
>it’s the village / town from 3 days ago
>There is pony guards all over the place
I guess the guys at Central Command messed up the peace we were working on
>There is a flying blue pony in the sky… it’s coming towards you
Fuck
>It nails you to the ground with a lot of force knocking the breath out of you
>”Are you spying on us?”
>You coughed out a weaze
>”You have to be one of ‘them’, i’m taking you in.”
>You can’t even resist, she was obviously stronger than you
>You are dragged to what appears to be a makeshift cage of metal
>You are tossed in
>”Hope we can learn something from you.”
>*Several minutes pass*
>You pass out from the mix pain from your new headache and injury

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 20:35:55 No.32420261 Report

Quoted By: >>32420264

>>32420252
{Day ?} -You lost track of time-
>You awaken to the lavender / purple pony you saw a few days ago
>”Hey I remember you. Do you remember me?”
>You let out a heavy cough
“Yeah I tried making peace with you. What happened anyways?”
>She looks at you genuinely surprised
>”Your fellow humans came in and… kidnapped some of my subjects and knocked out others.”
“Yeah sorry about that… Those people are jerks *Cough* I got out of there as soon as they wanted to use me as their test subject.”
>”Why would they want to do tests on you? Aren't you a human?”
“Before I tell you this you mind if you tell my your name?”
>”Ok fine, my name is Twilight Sparkle Princess of friendship.”
>You almost gag at the thought of her name and her ‘official position’
That was so gay
“My name is Anon and yes i'm a human. They want to run tests on me because I ate some fruit and it affected my brain in some way. Do you know what is happening to me?”
>”I think so but before I tell you could you tell me why your people are here, on this planet of all places?”
“To be honest… I don’t know why we are here. We just came here to… Learn stuff.”
>She doesn't look pleased with your response
“It’s basically all my people do, we go from place to place recycling what we can and spending all the resources we can to learn new things, even if it is harmful to others… Even humans.”

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 20:36:57 No.32420264 Report

Quoted By: >>32420293 >>32426377

>>32420261
>She looks even more unhappy
>”That is very strange. Does your kind normally have magic powers?”
“Well no we just make extremely advanced technology for every field of work.”
>”Well it appears that whatever nut you ate has given you some sort of power.”
“Are you serious?”
>”Yes… i’ll be on my way, don’t kill yourself while i’m gone.”
>She trots away
She must be lying, there's no way you have magical powers
All this thinking is making me tired, why am I tired all the time?
>You slowly fall asleep thinking of how to kill those scientists nerds

-Has my work gotten better?-*Writefag*

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO bookmarked.jpg, 249KiB, 321x1634

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 20:41:12 No.32420285 Report

Quoted By: >>32421104 >>32421409

Venerate the fallen writefags and exalt their names with prayers of MOAR!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 20:43:05 No.32420293 Report

Quoted By: >>32420350

>>32420264
>nuts from everfree forest giving humans magic
DEEZ NUTS. looks good thus far. bunch of questions of whether multiple nuts stack, whether the effect is permanent or not, how powerful the magic from a nut is or whether it's individual based, etc etc. heh, if the nuts are particularly plot important you could use "DEEZ NUTS" as the title for this particular story

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 20:57:49 No.32420350 Report

Quoted By:

>>32420293
How about Anon's pony story *DEEZ NUTS*-Edition

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 21:01:43 No.32420370 Report

Quoted By: >>32422535

>>32392966
Does anyone have that greentext cap of the story where Anon is weirded out by the ponies fighting their dads and fucking their moms, and Celestia agrees that it's weird?

Wolf

Wolf Fri 25 May 2018 21:13:32 No.32420439 Report

Quoted By: >>32420483 >>32421657 >>32431153

So why doesn't AiE have a Discord? Most of the other generals have them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 21:18:31 No.32420483 Report

Quoted By: >>32420512 >>32420537 >>32421657

>>32420439
>Discord
Fuck off with that shite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 21:23:45 No.32420512 Report

Quoted By: >>32420637

>>32420483
Someone's upset

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 21:26:01 No.32420525 Report

Quoted By:

>>32405954
>>32407306
>>32408333
>>32411375
>>32411483
Thanks for the advice feel free to leave some ideas for the story, I might just use them / implement them slightly to fit story.

When people spoke of the nut I decided to elaborate more on it... you see how that ended

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 21:28:57 No.32420537 Report

Quoted By: >>32420637

>>32420483
no u

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1522557248298.png, 160KiB, 900x817

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 21:44:54 No.32420637 Report

Quoted By: >>32420782

>>32420512
>>32420537
>Wanting the general to die

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 22:08:43 No.32420782 Report

Quoted By: >>32420807

>>32420637
This. IRC/Skype/Discord stuff should really be avoided in order to keep activity in the threads. Shit's slow enough as it is...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 22:13:50 No.32420807 Report

Quoted By: >>32420909

>>32420782
It was tolerable when there was a gorillion threads per day, but these days it'd kill the thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 22:15:02 No.32420816 Report

Quoted By:

>>32413460

>32413519 here. Well, I finished reading it. Aside from some issues with grammar; I liked it. The ending of the last short story left me sad though. Thanks for bring attention to it. I would've never read it otherwise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 22:32:44 No.32420909 Report

Quoted By: >>32420923

>>32420807
>thread's been up for almost a week
>still under 200 posts
I think you're not taking into account that when there were a gorillion threads per day, there were also a gorillion posters on the board. These days, there are far less. But whatever, some people just need to have a screen name when they talk to others, I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 22:35:56 No.32420923 Report

Quoted By:

>>32420909
>But whatever, some people just need to have a screen name when they talk to others, I guess.
They missed the entire point of this site.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 23:15:10 No.32421104 Report

Quoted By: >>32421320

>>32420285
>when you know you're not there without even looking

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 00:00:03 No.32421320 Report

Quoted By:

>>32421104
I know I'm not in there, but that's because I don't write ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Wuten OC.png, 717KiB, 2560x1440

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 00:19:48 No.32421409 Report

Quoted By: >>32421502 >>32421732

>>32420285

Long live the smooth voice of marinara radio

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 00:36:41 No.32421502 Report

Quoted By: >>32421716

>>32421409
The King of Spaghetti? He ded, along with Bolding, AchingScaphoid, and Mandroid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 01:07:03 No.32421620 Report

Quoted By: >>32421936

AY YO HOL UP.

Is you saying that back in 2012, we wuz kangz of spaghetti? Is you saying that WE WUZ KANGZ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 01:16:09 No.32421657 Report

Quoted By:

>>32420439
We did but few joined because most have a hate boner like >>32420483
And there was almost no activity on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 01:32:07 No.32421716 Report

Quoted By: >>32421728

>>32421502

Mandroid isn't dead, ya pleb

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 01:36:58 No.32421728 Report

Quoted By: >>32421736

>>32421716
mandrod pls go

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 01:37:19 No.32421732 Report

Quoted By:

>>32421409
Will never beat Pale

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 01:38:21 No.32421736 Report

Quoted By:

>>32421728
Miro pls go back to peace

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 02:04:36 No.32421820 Report

Quoted By: >>32422861

Seven Minutes in her
http://pastebin.com/VN2QRHBy
Synopsis - Anon foalsits Diamond Tiara.
*ClopFic
*Oneshot

has 404d https://pastebin.com/GJyQquaY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 02:32:49 No.32421936 Report

Quoted By:

>>32421620
n sheeit too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 03:42:40 No.32422271 Report

Quoted By: >>32422389

>>32418216
>>32418246
I miss JazzTeeth

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 04:09:54 No.32422389 Report

Quoted By:

>>32422271
Whatever happened to that fag? Also anyone knows if Gadget and Betty got married or not?

Also Check'em

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 04:53:15 No.32422535 Report

Quoted By:

>>32420370
please help i can't find it anywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 06:38:11 No.32422861 Report

Quoted By: >>32422948

>>32421820
>http://pastebin.com/VN2QRHBy
that link is dead nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 07:02:41 No.32422948 Report

Quoted By:

>>32422861
He knows, they were pointing it out.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO eea.png, 562KiB, 660x466

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 07:51:02 No.32423057 Report

Quoted By: >>32423089

too bad magic is radioactive

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO BODKA.png, 381KiB, 449x559

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 08:06:25 No.32423089 Report

Quoted By:

>>32423057
DO NOT WORRY STALKER
I HAVE SOLUTION TO RADIATION PROBLEM
I TRADE YOU FOR ONE PONI ARTIFACT
MORE STRANGE IS BETTER

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 10:11:37 No.32423249 Report

Quoted By: >>32424448

>>32392966
That looks good enough to eat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 16:00:56 No.32424448 Report

Quoted By: >>32426446

>>32423249
But he's green.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 17:26:18 No.32425125 Report

Quoted By: >>32425139 >>32425146 >>32427891

Does bongland have drive thrus?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 17:28:36 No.32425139 Report

Quoted By:

>>32425125
no they exclusively cater to those on horseback, so you can't call them 'drive' thrus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 17:30:12 No.32425146 Report

Quoted By:

>>32425125
>motor-thrus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 20:45:28 No.32426116 Report

Quoted By:

Boop
And fuck you sign captcha

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 21:45:16 No.32426377 Report

Quoted By: >>32426382 >>32426474

>>32420264
Time for another batch
{Day ?}
>You wake once again to a major headache
“FUCK!”
>You sit up and blame all your problems on this cage your stuck in, while focusing on it
>Some of the metal bars melt as you stare in bewilderment
“What the fuck is this shit?”
>Your headache gets worse and you go into another pain induced coma
…
>You wake up in what looks like a hospital, you are surrounded by various ponies who look somewhat like doctors
>You try to move only to discovered you are in restraints, you test them with all your strength to no avail
“What are you doing to me?”
>No response
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME YOU FUCKS!”
>You are gagged
I wish this would be all over, this is a nightmare come true, except the monsters are colorful ponies instead of shadow creatures
>Twilight walks in
>”Oh hi there, are you comfortable?”
>She pulls off the gag
“Fuck you, why am I in restraints?”
>”There is hardly no need for harsh language Anon, I’m just making sure my subjects are safe.”
“That doesn't answer my question, tell me, why am I in restraints?”
>”You melted the bars of your cage using your powers, it was the only way to keep you and others safe.”
“Why the hell do you want to keep me safe?”
>”Well Anon it seems your the only human with powers we have ever seen, we wouldn’t want you to die like an imbecile, maybe after a little bit of time I can teach you to use these powers.”
“You do know that i’m not the only human to eat those nuts right?”
>”There are others?”

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 21:46:22 No.32426382 Report

Quoted By: >>32426390

>>32426377
“Yeah six I think.”
>Your uncertainty makes her react as if she doesn't believe you
>”Ok Anon lets get you out of those restraints for now so you can get something to eat.”
>She removes the restraints
You have big muscles maybe you can fight your way out… yet again that blue pony beat the crap out of you, you don’t want that to happen again
>She leads you to some sort of mess hall, there are various ponies about eating and mostly minding their own business, you only receive a few glares
Damn this is just like being that punk in school, except you are a different species this time
>”Are you going to eat Anon?”
>She is gesturing towards the food with her hoof like appendage
“Uhh yeah I was just lost in thought..”
>You sit in an awkwardly small seat
>You both start eating you meals
Half way through you ask “Are you going to make me some sort of super slave?”
>She nearly chokes on her food
>”Why would we do that Anon?”
“Well it just seemed strange that you haven't killed me yet and your feeding me, haven't you gone to war before?”
>”War? What's that?”
Did she literally just ask that?
>You laugh so hard you spill your *spaghetti*
>”Is there something I missed or is that some sort of human joke?”
“Wait are you saying you have never heard of war?”
>”Yeah, I mean I did ask you what it was.”
“Man this will be hard to explain…”

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 21:47:25 No.32426390 Report

Quoted By: >>32426394

>>32426382
… *about 1 hour later*
>”So your kind kills each other just because one group does not agree with the other!?”
You did not expect this kind of reaction, maybe you should take into account how colorful they looked
“Yup that's the basic gist of it.”
>”Your kind will never cease to amaze me, how about I take you to the training room?”
>”Sure.”
Not that I think I have a choice in the matter
>You both head into yet another semi small room, this one has what looks like various items -How specific-
>”Now I want you to focus all you can on making a barrier around this ball and lifting up in the air.”
“I can do that?”
>”Well I don’t know what you can do but we need to get started somewhere.”
“Fine.”
>You focus all could, nothing happens
>”Maybe you should try to put some emotion in it.”
Emotions…
>You focus all the anger you have kept pent in over the last few days
>The ceramic ball shatters and scatters across the floor
>”Well I guess anger magic is the best you can do for now.”
“Anger magic?”

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 21:48:27 No.32426394 Report

Quoted By: >>32430413

>>32426390
>”Yeah magic is fueled by emotions, different feeling come with different results.”
>You look at other objects in the room and try using magic on them
Think happy thoughts Anon.. Wait you don’t have any… Regretful thoughts?
>Everything is pushed away from you, including Twilight
“Oh shit did I hurt you?”
>”I will be fine, honestly i’m surprised you haven't passed out from exhaustion.”
>You are stuck by another painful headache
“Agh fuck!”
>”Are you ok?”
“No im not ok my head is hurting again.”
>”Well that's different, most ponies just get exhausted when they use powers.”
“Well i’m no pony.”
>”Let's get you to bed so you can relax.’
You don’t bother fighting back, who knows what these ponies could do
… *few minutes later*
>”Comfortable?”
“Yeah sure guess this will do.”
>”Have a good night.”
Damn ponies, they are to nice
“Yeah good night.”
>You stare out the window
Should I just jump out? No those people you knew once as friends will put you in a cage and study you all day, no vacations, those bastards
>You eventually fall asleep after thinking about many pointless things

-Writefag here feel free to leave some *Inspiration*-

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 21:58:37 No.32426446 Report

Quoted By:

>>32424448
Any port in a storm man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 22:02:32 No.32426474 Report

Quoted By: >>32426591 >>32434653

>>32426377
>i’m not the only human to eat those nuts
i smell a magic human battle in the future. almost certain one of those schmucks accidentally their head.
>War? What's that?
either there's genuinely been no real war for equestria or the princess' have been employing selective history publication. don't blame them considering magic technicolor marshmallow horse land but still...
>magic is fueled by emotions, different feeling come with different results
>lanterncorps.jpg
not a bad thing but the parallel is there. opportunity for either action, drama, and comedy is there depending if anon can pull off a reference without looking like a dumbass or hurting himself/someone.
god's work anon, good job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 22:26:22 No.32426591 Report

Quoted By: >>32426611

>>32426474
-Data received, introducing data algorithms-
Understood good info

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 22:32:19 No.32426611 Report

Quoted By: >>32427013

>>32426591
Will try to make 2 more batches this weekend.
Otherwise during the week i'll make a batch every two days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 May 2018 00:13:21 No.32427013 Report

Quoted By:

>>32426611
Aight

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 May 2018 04:04:08 No.32427891 Report

Quoted By: >>32428749 >>32431229

>>32425125
Yes but they're all backed up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 May 2018 08:36:01 No.32428749 Report

Quoted By: >>32428759

>>32427891
>Yes but they're all backed up.
Much like the next updates to ongoing greens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 May 2018 08:41:27 No.32428759 Report

Quoted By: >>32428768 >>32429202

>>32428749
I should really attempt to do more writing, but I typically tend to do short stories instead of on-goings, and it seems like the only stories that get any sort of feedback are on-goings. It makes it really hard to know if I'm doing well or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 May 2018 08:44:51 No.32428768 Report

Quoted By: >>32432005

>>32428759
Feedback's hard to give on a case by case when you can't knowledgeably measure past and present works, but you're right, shorts don't tend to get a lot of feedback, but it's hard to offer more than quips to those.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 May 2018 12:04:14 No.32429202 Report

Quoted By: >>32429269 >>32432005

>>32428759
On-goings are the only thing people pay attention to because it takes up lots of space. That is why I only do on-going stories.
-Noob writefag here-

HorseFucker/WriteFag !!CL+QZfLfgvu

HorseFucker/WriteFag !!CL+QZfLfgvu Sun 27 May 2018 12:35:22 No.32429269 Report

Quoted By:

>>32429202
>Now has Trip-code name
no need for -Noob writefag here-

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 May 2018 16:34:27 No.32429956 Report

Quoted By: >>32430075 >>32430309 >>32430367

are there any fics about a blind anon?

HorseFucker/WriteFag !!CL+QZfLfgvu

HorseFucker/WriteFag !!CL+QZfLfgvu Sun 27 May 2018 17:12:44 No.32430075 Report

Quoted By:

>>32429956
Likely not
>Want one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 May 2018 18:17:33 No.32430309 Report

Quoted By: >>32430335 >>32430367

>>32429956
I haven't seen one.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Celestia_teehee.png, 82KiB, 500x500

Anonymous Sun 27 May 2018 18:22:31 No.32430335 Report

Quoted By:

>>32430309

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 May 2018 18:33:10 No.32430367 Report

Quoted By: >>32430398

>>32430309
kek
>>32429956
Here's one from one of the OP pastebins
>inb4 reading the OP

>XXX Scarecrow XXX
>Blind Faith
>http://pastebin.com/gJWbjrtd

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 May 2018 18:40:16 No.32430398 Report

Quoted By: >>32430400

>>32430367
Not that Anon. Thanks for the link. Is the story comfy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 May 2018 18:41:37 No.32430400 Report

Quoted By:

>>32430398
haven't read it yet, i just remember it sticking out among the others because blind AiE

HorseFucker/WriteFag !!CL+QZfLfgvu

HorseFucker/WriteFag !!CL+QZfLfgvu Sun 27 May 2018 18:45:58 No.32430413 Report

Quoted By: >>32430420

>>32426394
{Day ?}
Why do I even bother to try to keep track of time anymore?
>You get up to a sitting position
>You observe the room, you see a table next to *your* bed, on it there is a letter
“What do we got here?”
>You reach over and grab it
>You start reading it
>”For Anon: If you wake up please head to the training room, it has been modified since your last visit to ensure safety of all individuals. Sincerely: Your mentor Princess Twilight Sparkle.”
Is she your mentor?
Meh I don’t care what she calls herself, I only care about myself.
>You look at the nearest mirror and walk up to it
“Looking sexy, man it’s getting hot in here.”
>The mirror literally melts
What's this shit? Oh right you have magic and it’s powered by emotions.
You dumb piece of shit Anon why did you have to love yourself so much, stop being such a faggot and head to the training room.
>You take your own half-hearted advice and head to the training room, that was modified just for you
Man they must love me… Stop thinking about things Anon you might just make something explode or some other crap.

HorseFucker/WriteFag !!CL+QZfLfgvu

HorseFucker/WriteFag !!CL+QZfLfgvu Sun 27 May 2018 18:47:06 No.32430420 Report

Quoted By: >>32430425

>>32430413
>You are met by Twilight
>”Hey Anon did you have any trouble on the way here? It looks like your stressed out.”
“Well I did sorta accidentally… Melted a mirror near my bed.”
>”I'm sure it was a accident, i’ll get someone to clean it up later. Now let's focus on the task at hand, I want you to try and do something non destructive with your powers.”
“Non destructive? I don’t even think I can control my powers, what makes you think I can?”
>”Oh i’m sure you will get used to it… Eventually.”
“Oh I can’t wait this is going to be sooo much fun.”
>She gives you a disappointed look, you just ignore her
>You around the room, it’s just a plain white room with various objects strewn about.
>There's a bottle, you focus on it thinking about something… Funny
Buts no…. Farts? No that's childish… Old memories of the basic learning district?
>You make a hearty laugh after thinking of that time you punched some nerd, the bottle… it… Levitated?
>Shortly after it got crushed into oblivion
“Cool shit.”
>You look to Twilight who also looks somewhat excited
>”Well it’s something different even if it destroyed the object…”
“This is the coolest thing ever, I feel like a god.”
>Various object from around the room fly around you, close to you
“This day just keeps getting better!”
Man I feel powerful.
>Twilight looks at you with fear in her eyes, you notice
“Oh sorry did I scare you?”
You feel sorry for scaring the cute horse thing.
>The objects fall and you feel some sort of shield around you
>She now looks amazed

HorseFucker/WriteFag !!CL+QZfLfgvu

HorseFucker/WriteFag !!CL+QZfLfgvu Sun 27 May 2018 18:48:08 No.32430425 Report

Quoted By: >>32430429 >>32441444

>>32430420
>”Anon how are you able to cast such powerful spells with little to no effort?”
“I guess i’m just that good you gloat, I still need to learn to keep my emotions in check…”
>”I think that’s enough training for now let’s get some food.”
“That might be a good idea.”
>She leads you to the mess hall and eventually you reach your usual seats
>You wait while she goes to get some food
Why do I have to wait here… This is boring…
>The table across from you changes colors
Whoa that was actually pretty cool.
>Twilight returns with the food, “Hey what happened to that table there?”
“I may have changed its colors because I was bored.”
>”You can change colors of things? You know what this means right?”
>She places the trays on the table
“No what does it mean?”
>”Maybe you can change the color of yourself and blend into the environment.”
Yeah i’m mister stealthy stealth, a sneaky snake.
>You turn green, like literally completely green
“Well that didn’t work…”
>”Better luck next time, also green is a fitting color for you.”
“No need to insult me any further, I know I look like some sort of idiot.”
>”Oh you be fine stop being such a baby and eat you food.”
“Fine.”
>You both finish you meals
“I’m going to take a nap, can we go outside tomorrow?”
>”Yeah sure i’ll see if I can arrange something.”
>You both go your separate ways, you head to the room you slept in yesterday
>You lay in bed
These ponies aren't half bad, hell they aren’t even a quarter bad.
>A nurse pony with a skirt walks by
I wonder what she looks like without one.
>A green aura grips the skirt and pulls it up, she turns around frightened by what just happened
Nice one brain.
>You fall asleep thinking about that crush you had in the learning district, she became a teacher.

HorseFucker/WriteFag !!CL+QZfLfgvu

HorseFucker/WriteFag !!CL+QZfLfgvu Sun 27 May 2018 18:49:19 No.32430429 Report

Quoted By:

>>32430425
Just wrote this in the last couple of minutes.
What do you think?
-Opinions/suggestions?-

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 May 2018 19:12:01 No.32430499 Report

Quoted By:

>>32394934
I hate Australians so god damn much right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 May 2018 20:18:21 No.32430748 Report

Quoted By:

>>32395807
I’ve been trying to drink myself to death for years now.
It’s harder than it looks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 May 2018 20:25:06 No.32430783 Report

Quoted By: >>32431166

>>32401482
>killing off the useless extras
C’mon, every army needs officers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 May 2018 21:26:53 No.32431153 Report

Quoted By: >>32431668

>>32420439
Discord is a cancerous blight upon the world of image boards, a cesspit of circle-jerking and drama.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 May 2018 21:28:15 No.32431166 Report

Quoted By:

>>32430783
This.

At the very least, she could have kept them as slaves or given them to Purplesmart for experimentation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 May 2018 21:39:00 No.32431229 Report

Quoted By:

>>32427891
Creative constipation...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 May 2018 23:12:35 No.32431668 Report

Quoted By: >>32432747

>>32431153
A wretched hive of scum and villainy?

I thought that was us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 May 2018 00:42:37 No.32432005 Report

Quoted By: >>32434653

>>32428768
I guess all I can do is maybe start a pastebin or something like that - put everything in one place so that it's a little easier to follow progress on?

>>32429202
Even so, I feel like it would be a bad idea for me to move to on-going, mainly because I'd feel like I was just rambling in order to have a decent chunk of story for a dump, then struggle to come up with something to keep the interest momentum going. Starts to suck all the fun out of writing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 May 2018 03:13:51 No.32432747 Report

Quoted By: >>32433865

>>32431668
Discords aren't as open. You've got to be invited or go through a search function just to find one. Then there's the issue of non-anonymity. Imagine if everyone was a tripfag here.

Plus there are a few gajillion of them all dedicated to the same topics, which fragments communities.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 May 2018 06:31:52 No.32433865 Report

Quoted By: >>32433951

>>32432747
The main problem is that it keeps people from posting in here to post there.
Suddenly no one is posting in the thread for posting in a Discord where you have to be invited to be in. It's bad news.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 May 2018 06:52:18 No.32433951 Report

Quoted By:

>>32433865
SPG has a very active Discord and their general is far more active than this one. Discord may be contributing to how slow this general is but I think the main problem lies elsewhere.

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 549059__safe_solo_monochrome_cut (...).png, 109KiB, 1280x1135

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Mon 28 May 2018 09:06:28 No.32434160 Report

Quoted By: >>32434162

"Have you seen Moonie?" You ask a passerby.
>The stallion shrugs as he carries on his way. Then as you turn around to gaze over the landscape to think, a mare pipes up.
>"I saw her at Carousel Boutique earlier."
"Oh, thanks," you reply hastily while a little taken aback at the thought of Moonie being there of her own free will.
>As you make your way over, you ponder all the various reasons she'd be there.
>Only one seems the most likely.
>Now you don't want to be one of those types who always assume she is up to something, but typically, she is. Besides, >Moonie has never seemed to be the type to be into fashion, or any of that lady-like jargon.
>Then again, you aren't the type either.
>Maybe she is, and just hasn't approached you about it.
>As you look downwards, you remark to yourself, "then again I wear more clothes than anyone else in this town. Why >wouldn't she talk to me about it?"
>You conclude that, for whatever reason, she most likely isn't there of her own free will.
-----
>The bell chimes as you step inside the fashionista's home and store.
"Hello? Rarity?"
>You wait for a moment before the pattering of hooves come hastily downstairs.
>"Ah, Anonymous. Darling, what brings you here?"
"Looking for Moonie, I heard she was here sometime today."
>"She... Was."
>Rarity avoids eye contact which makes you suspicious, then leading you to notice other cues.
>She shuffles a hoof just slightly, sucks her lips in a touch, and her eyes meet yours for the briefest of moments before retreating.
"Rarity--"
>"She made me promise not to tell," she abruptly pleads, "Nothing is wrong and it's really, really exciting. But... I can't say. A promise between ladies is stronger then diamonds."
"I see," you reply slowly as you eye the giddy lady, "but... You want to tell me, don't you?"
>"Of course not. Because I promised. But if... If I had not given my word, then I'd think it a delightful bit of news."

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1333473__safe_artist-colon-keror (...).jpg, 835KiB, 1700x2177

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Mon 28 May 2018 09:07:01 No.32434162 Report

Quoted By: >>32434171 >>32435124

>>32434160
"Fair enough. Even if you can't tell me what it is, can you at least tell me if she is here."
>"Oh, yes. Just upstairs in my workshop," she replies distantly as she eyes a customer entering, "Welcome to Carousel Boutique. Where every garment is chic, unique, and magnifique."
>As she begins to lead the well-dressed mare to what seems to be the pricey end of the display, you stand idly for a moment.
>You wanted to ask a few questions more but then curiosity grips you as you realise Rarity's attention is completely gripped on the sale.
>A quick glance upstairs then back to the two mares who are both "ooh"ing and "ahh"ing at a shimmering gown spurs your confidence.
-----
>Eagerly, quickly, and most important, quietly, you head upstairs and past a few doors to where you know Rarity's workshop to be.
>You grip the handle and turn it slowly to open it ever so slightly.
>Inside, sitting before a vanity, Moonie is humming to herself. Her little legs kick about as she turns this what and that to admire her hair.
>It's done up in a bun, tied with a string of pearls, and little strands billow in their usual ethereal manner to frame her face.
>But more astonishing is the make up.
>Cheeks glow with purple blush faintly as her eyelashes flutter.
>There isn't much more make up so you assume it's a work in progress.
>Or maybe it is finished.
>You find yourself wondering about this sort of thing, as clearly you're clueless to it.
>Then Moonie turns her head once again to notice something in the reflection. She peers closer to eye it carefully and then your eyes meet.
>Moonie takes a great big intake of air before unleashing a great and unearthly scream.
>The loud screech of a wail hots notes that even a banshee's ears might split.
>It's enough to send you into a frenzy as you leap down the stairs, three or four steps at a time, and are out the door before Rarity can try to lecture you.

https://pastebin.com/edit/kdsEEAUt

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 May 2018 09:11:59 No.32434171 Report

Quoted By: >>32434184

>>32434162
>https://pastebin.com/edit/kdsEEAUt
Did you mean to reference a pastebin login page there, 8th?

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 81116__safe_artist-colon-egophil (...).png, 309KiB, 651x637

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Mon 28 May 2018 09:16:59 No.32434184 Report

Quoted By: >>32434187

>>32434171
Nope. I wasn't paying attention there.

And now for a second short

>The bed is warm as the thick duvet is wrapped around you in a snug bliss.
>You drift in and out of sleep, spending most of it in between the two in a strange state of being aware that you're sleeping. It could be seconds ticking by, minutes, or even hours and you'd have no idea as you refuse to let your brain kick into gear.
>Today is a public holiday, and you intend to spend it catching up on many missed hours of sleep. At least just one or two of them.
>"Anon," mumbles Moonie.
"Mm?"
>You shrug and roll over in hopes that whatever it is, isn't important and that Moonie will let you rest. Silence seems to fall for a moment and you smile inwardly.
>Then a pillow softly but firmly boops you on the face.
>Which is unusual for Moonie.
>Usually she thumps you hard when she is determined to bother you.
"What was that for?"
>"You weren't waking up," she croaks.
"Well, I'm awake now," you yawn as you already plot how to send her away so you can sleep, "No need to wallop me anymore."
>Moonie goes to speak but then something seems to catch her words.
>You roll back over and jolt upright. Just barely are you missed by the sick spewing from Moonie's mouth and onto your bed.
"Alright, I'm awake," you screech.
>"I don't feel good," she groans.
>Her face looks both pale and green, her eyes look blood-shot and gummed-up, while every fibre of her looks to be giving signs of exhaustion.
>You scoop her up just in case she decides to lay down and get herself covered in more sick than she already is.
>You can feel something crusted in her coat and decide against checking.
>It's already clear she's been like this most of the, if not all, night.
>"Sorry about your bed," she squeaks through her dry throat, "I tried to wake you before."

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 369170__safe_artist-colon-ciscoq (...).png, 169KiB, 1000x604

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Mon 28 May 2018 09:17:31 No.32434187 Report

Quoted By: >>32434189

>>32434184
"All good. Don't worry about that, let's get you into bed--" You adjust her in your arms and feel your hand squelch into some fur. "--Actually, a warm bath might do you some good."
>"That sounds nice," Moonie says before sniffing a few loose strands from her nose.
>You sit her down in the bathroom floor and then get the water flowing.
>"Can I have a hot bath?" she states, her speech distorted from a blocked nose.
"Of course, now watch the water for me for a minute."
>"Yeah, 'kay," Moonie replies weakly.
-----
>With a sense of dread, you step into Moonie's room.
>Your nostrils are filled with the noxious musk of someone who has spent most of the night sweating.
>As you inspect the place a quickly, you let out a sigh of relief. Seems your room is the only one with a mess.
>But you still scoop up her bed sheets and blankets to put in the washer before returning to the bathroom.
>Already the bath is steaming and almost at the right level. With your hand you test the water and opt to run a bit of cold just to even it out. You then push the water along, stirring it all in the basin to spread the cold.
>Once you're satisfied with the temperature, you shut off the taps and place Moonie in gently.
>She winces a little from the heat but reassures you it's what she wants. It only takes a moment to adjust to the hot water, so she leans back to soak in bliss.
"I'm going to clean things up a bit. Are you going to be okay?"
>She nods.
"Alright. When I get back, I'll help you wash and then you'll need some medicine, okay?"
>"I don't want any, it tastes gross," she whines wearily.
"I'll make you some tea to have too so it'll wash the taste out."
>Again she nods.
>Normally you'd expect protests and the usual childish display, but clearly the sick has sapped all energy from her physically and emotionally.
>Her head hangs low, looking at her feet as the water's waves distort their appearance, then her eyes look up at you in pleading.

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 367078__safe_solo_cute_filly_nig (...).png, 255KiB, 845x585

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Mon 28 May 2018 09:18:14 No.32434189 Report

Quoted By: >>32434191

>>32434187
>Your heart almost leaps out for her and a voice in your head calls you a monster if you even think to refuse.
"I've got some sour watermelon ones stashed away."
>It's weak, but she smiles.
>A genuinely warm smile from the idea.
>Then you leave her to soak for a moment and step into your room.
>There you scoop up everything that was in the splash zone, and step outside.
>Using the hose you spray off the 'chunkier' parts before throwing them in the washer with everything else.
>From there, you step into the kitchen and get everything ready.
>The medicine that sits in the fridge, the kettle is set to boil, the sour watermelon gummies are out, and you are about to grab a blanket from the linen cupboard when you notice it is mostly bare.
>Save for a few pillow covers and a blanket, you recall you're overdue on laundry day.
>You sigh, and head into the lounge room where you roll out the sofa bed.
>You make that and then head back into the bathroom.
>Moonie still lies where you left her, nearly floating in the water.
>Once she sees you, she sits up and resigns to letting you scrub her over.
>A few matted clumps of fur give you a bit of trouble but hot water and a firm scrub break it apart.
>"You're not gonna catch my sick, are you?" dryly groans Moonie.
"How?"
>"By being so close and all."
"I'm another species to you," you chuckle, "I've never get sick."
>"Really?"
"Yeah, it'll be a scary day when pony illnesses mutate where I can get infected."
>"What about minotaur germs?"
"How would minotaur ones be different?"
>"Cause you both walk upright," she says flatly.
>You grimace a little at that, feeling somehow slighted at her comment.
"That's not... That's not how any of that works."
>"Ah, okay," she replies, her voice distant as your run shampoo through her coat.
-----
>Once the bath is done, you lift the soaked filly onto the floor and gently dry her with a towel.

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 441974__safe_solo_cute_filly_nig (...).png, 275KiB, 929x761

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Mon 28 May 2018 09:19:09 No.32434191 Report

Quoted By: >>32436408 >>32438840 >>32442436 >>32444440 >>32459211

>>32434189
>Afterwards you scoop her up into your arms and begin to carry her to the sofa.
>"You don't have to carry me."
"Oh, my bad--"
>"Well... You might as well now," she adds, clearly feeling a need to get in some brattiness for the day.
>Once you've set her down on the lounge's fold out, you step into the kitchen to prepare the tea and medicine then grab the gummy candy.
>Moonie does as she's told, taking the medicine but quickly washes it down with some tea.
>"Can you read to me?" Moonie asks.
>For a brief moment, you pause.
>Thinking over to if your voice, that has still barely woken, is up to the task.
>Eager to get her way, she mirrors the look from earlier.
>Hanging her head while her eyes look up at you with pleading.
>You just chuckle softly as you tuck her into the blanket.
>Then you grab a book and get in beside her.
>Moonie gives a little cheer as she cuddles up and digs into her sour gummies while you begin to read.
>You feel that today, you were a good nurse.

And now the actual pastebin link for these things https://pastebin.com/kdsEEAUt

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 May 2018 12:44:45 No.32434653 Report

Quoted By:

>>32432005
It isn't that hard to come up with an interesting subject and elaborate on it.
Maybe after a little practice you might find on-goings to be a bit more fun.
To keep the interest I suggest taking opinions from people reading what you are writing and add a little bit of spice to their suggestion.
>>32411483
Example-*Why include the nut?*
Then- *Nut gives magic powers*
>>32426474
Result- *God's work Anon, good job.*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 May 2018 15:20:19 No.32435124 Report

Quoted By:

>>32434162
I am reminded of the ancient cartoon gag where a shocked lady will pull out a pitch pipe and blow on it, just to make her tone is perfect before she begins screaming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 May 2018 17:41:19 No.32435554 Report

Quoted By: >>32436771

Anybody remember Sherman and his stories?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO I'm a living legend, you ain't h (...).gif, 166KiB, 600x600

Anonymous Mon 28 May 2018 19:56:19 No.32436197 Report

Quoted By: >>32436457

Gadget needs to return and finish her greens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 May 2018 20:22:09 No.32436313 Report

Quoted By: >>32436795

Bully writefags.
Make them leave.
End shitty greentext generals.
Make 4chan Great Again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 May 2018 20:37:08 No.32436408 Report

Quoted By:

>>32434191
Moonie is good and 8th-Sin is good

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 May 2018 20:45:46 No.32436457 Report

Quoted By:

>>32436197
[Trixie intensifies]

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 May 2018 21:37:46 No.32436771 Report

Quoted By: >>32438961

>>32435554
Well, yeah.
Why?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO good fuckn yard.jpg, 19KiB, 575x323

Anonymous Mon 28 May 2018 21:44:07 No.32436795 Report

Quoted By: >>32439323

>>32436313
>make writefags leave
>4chan is great again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 May 2018 22:24:40 No.32436987 Report

Quoted By:

I resent all the flavor of the month split offs so much for killing this general.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO animated conversationalist.webm, 1MiB, 675x688

Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 00:26:49 No.32437613 Report

Quoted By: >>32437677

what anon/twilight fics are there along the same vein as xenophilia?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 00:43:27 No.32437677 Report

Quoted By: >>32437813

>>32437613
Purplesmart, you're adorable but you talk too much.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO purple dork.webm, 885KiB, 1920x1080

Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 01:10:53 No.32437813 Report

Quoted By: >>32438874

>>32437677
>Purplesmart, you're adorable
Fixed, no need to thank

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 06:02:47 No.32438840 Report

Quoted By:

>>32434191
Awww, Moonie's a cutie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 06:20:37 No.32438874 Report

Quoted By: >>32438895

>>32437813
Twilight is not adorable.
Adorable ponies do not have piles of dead humans in their yard from experimentation.
Adorable ponies make human compost.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO agent purple.gif, 2MiB, 806x449

Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 06:30:39 No.32438895 Report

Quoted By: >>32440120

>>32438874
She's adorable.
That's Spike's fault.
It's for a good cause, anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 07:00:51 No.32438961 Report

Quoted By: >>32439311

>>32436771
Wondered if he showed up eventually?
I liked his story about Darkie Hooves and anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 10:04:48 No.32439311 Report

Quoted By: >>32439362

>>32438961
I think I recall Sherm turning up in TinyChat or something saying that he had absolutely no way to end the story in a way that would satisfy readers as well as himself, and that plus the messianic reputation he had here stressed him out so bad that his only option was to pack up and hide.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 10:09:07 No.32439323 Report

Quoted By: >>32439348 >>32439355 >>32439506 >>32460434

>>32436795
4chan is an imageboard.
Giant walls of text belong on fanfic sites, not here.
And without greenwalls of poorly-written self-insert fetish-fics, shitty green-driven bump generals like this one will wither and die, making more room for quality content.

No need to thank me. Just make it happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 10:24:58 No.32439348 Report

Quoted By:

>>32439323
No, fuck you, you're a prick.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1605337.png, 685KiB, 1024x896

Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 10:28:53 No.32439355 Report

Quoted By:

>>32439323

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 10:34:29 No.32439362 Report

Quoted By:

>>32439311
I suppose that was a long time ago.
Damn shame. Haven't visited this place for five years and now was kinda hoping that some of those writers came around and finished their stories. '11-'12 were golden times, still remember them fondly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 11:56:12 No.32439506 Report

Quoted By:

>>32439323
shit dude this thread has been going on for years

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 15:10:03 No.32440120 Report

Quoted By:

>>32438895
There's only so much he can do. It's not like anyone wants the corpses after Twilight's done with them.
The trash service stopped taking them after the second week.
The smell is bothering the neighbors.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Farting.gif, 238KiB, 489x537

Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 18:21:10 No.32440752 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1365516552340.jpg, 151KiB, 900x394

Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 20:24:16 No.32441228 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO fanthebrap.gif, 556KiB, 292x311

Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 20:34:33 No.32441271 Report

Quoted By: >>32441288 >>32442336

>The sun begins to creep over the horizon, the birds are singing, and there's a chill in the air that makes your seat in bed all the more comfortable.
>You dogear your page and set the book aside to watch the sunrise through the window.
>A pony princess lay sleeping beside you, snoring softly, head resting on your thigh,
>With a smile of pure contentedness you take a sip of your coffee and run your fingers through her mane.
>Everything about this moment is absolutely perfect.
>And then a fart that rattles the windows comes thundering out of her purple ponut.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 20:37:37 No.32441285 Report

Quoted By:

Im too lazy to search so can someone link me story about anon being thief werewolf and ending up in Equestria and having romance with Rara?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 20:37:47 No.32441288 Report

Quoted By: >>32441299

>>32441271
>Bewildered by her actions you take brash action
>Yo grab glass from one of the shattered windows
>You position yourself over her neck
*Whispers*"This is what you get fro ruining the moment, you bitch."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 20:39:15 No.32441299 Report

Quoted By:

>>32441288
*For*

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 21:15:18 No.32441444 Report

Quoted By: >>32441450

>>32430425
{Day ?}
Something feels… odd.
>Levitate out of bed like the god you are
>Look at the new mirror Twilight installed
>You are still green
“Hey there sexy.”
Hi Anon how you doing?
“Absolutely fan fucking tastic.”
Ok that's enough chit chat get back to work, and don’t forget your big ego.
“Fuck you Anon… Ok fine, you faggot.”
>After your self obsession episode you meet up with Twilight in the mess hall
“So you said we could go outside today?”
>”What I is that “Yeah sure i’ll see if I can arrange something.” not we are going outside tomorrow.”
“Jeez why you gotta be such a bitch?”
>”Sorry i didn’t mean to anger you it’s just… You were putting words in my mouth and-”
“It’s ok I understand you can stop now.”
>”So now that we are back on track, I was able to talk to Celestia… She doesn't want you outside frolicing about, so we are going to allow you somewhere...More comfortable.”

HorseFucker/WriteFag !!CL+QZfLfgvu

HorseFucker/WriteFag !!CL+QZfLfgvu Tue 29 May 2018 21:16:20 No.32441450 Report

Quoted By: >>32441454

>>32441444
“Like what?”
>”She built you a home to live in.”
“Holy shit really? That is actually really generous of… her.”
>”Well i’m glad you like the idea, allow me to show you where your home is.”
>She starts leading you to your ‘house’.
Whoo I got the pronoun right, or at least she didn’t correct me… Wait is Celestia a pony? Or…
“Who is this Celestia all you ponies talk about?”
>”Oh you don’t know?.. Well I should've guessed that, she is my mentor.”
She is a mentor? I- well isn’t she a god to ponies? Or does each pony see her differently?
>”Here is your home Anon.”
Holy shit… This place looks kinda shit.. But at least it looks big enough for me.
“Thanks what does it look inside?”
>”Oh yeah- right.”
>She opens the door and leads the way.
>You walk in.
Wow this place looks bigger on the inside, what is this, some sort of colorful ponyland magic?
Even the decor on the inside is large and- expensive looking.
>”Like what you see Anon?”
“Whoa this place- it looks rather quaint.”
>”And I half expected you to say cool, you surprise me every day Anon.”
“Could you give me a tour of my home?”
>”Sure thing”

HorseFucker/WriteFag !!CL+QZfLfgvu

HorseFucker/WriteFag !!CL+QZfLfgvu Tue 29 May 2018 21:17:22 No.32441454 Report

Quoted By: >>32441457 >>32445873

>>32441450
>She leads you down the expansive halls showing you where your bathroom and bedroom are.
>She also shows you the dining room and library, there are other creatures in the rooms
“How- wait, what? How does all this fit in that little shack? And what are those things in my house?”
>”Oh I should've told you, that shack is merely a portal to the foreigner section of Celestia’s castle, which might I add is much larger than the pony section.”
Damn colorful pony magic land.
“Uhh right, could you just lead me back to my room… I need to get my bearings.”
>”Yeah sure thing.”
>She leads you back to your room.
“Have a nice day, i’m taking a nap.”
>”You and your naps Anon.. Also a friend of mine made you some new clothes, try them on tomorrow ok?”
“Sure.”
>You close the door.
>Your bed is made of multiple smaller beds and you have a large mirror to look at yourself in.
This is nice.
>You lay in you bed/beds and get comfortable.
I can get used to this… It’s soo soft.
>You fall into a deep and comfortable sleep.

HorseFucker/WriteFag !!CL+QZfLfgvu

HorseFucker/WriteFag !!CL+QZfLfgvu Tue 29 May 2018 21:18:23 No.32441457 Report

Quoted By: >>32441563

>>32441454
Opinions and suggestions make writing easier
-Feel free to leave them below if you read the entire thing-

He-Anon and the Masters of Equestria

He-Anon and the Masters of Equestria Tue 29 May 2018 21:32:06 No.32441511 Report

Quoted By: >>32441525

Non-Compete Clause

>Applejack and Rainbow had another 'Running of the Leaves Moment'.
>Frankly you blame Apples. Dash is the competitive sporty type, you expect it from her. Not from Applejack.
>You'd make a much more responsible and authoritative teacher.
>"See this is why I should be allowed to teach, Twilight."
>"Anon we talked about this."
>"But it went so well."
>"We had to call the parents."
>"An over-reaction as I've repeatedly said."
>"The students needed counselling for a solid week afterwards!"
>"Oh please."
>"You convinced your class they didn't exist."
>"Philosophy is not for the faint of heart Twi."

The Break Up Break Down

>Stupid Hearts and hooves, stupid ponies, love, grumble grumble.
>"What you doing Anon?"
>"Putting up a sign, says 'No hiding allowed.'"
>"That doesn't make any sense."
>"How about this for making sense. PEOPLE KEEP HIDING IN MY BUSH!"
>"There's no need to be lewd Anon."
>Good gravy you hope that isn't the reason they were hiding in your shrubbery.

Molt Down

>"Check it out Anon I've got wings."
>The little dragon is fluttering excitedly in front of you. And interrupting your lunch. Just like he has to everyone else in the cafe.
>"So how'd you get those?"
>"The Molt! It's something every dragon goes through."
>Ooooooh, now you see.
>"Sounds alot like puberty."
>"What's that?"
>"Puberty. I suppose you could call it the human version of molting."
>"What's it like for humans?"
>Curiosity seems to have overcome his egocentric excitement.
>"Ah I remember it well. The voice changing, the skin issues. The unyielding, unending, ravenous desire to hump everything with a pulse."
>Hey where'd he go?
>"Spike?"
>Huh, guess he must have got bored and gone to show his wings off somewhere else.
>"So anyway Lyra, as I was saying- Why are you blushing like that?"

https://pastebin.com/Vct2bPj3

She-Anon and the Masters of Equestria

She-Anon and the Masters of Equestria Tue 29 May 2018 21:34:47 No.32441525 Report

Quoted By: >>32442219

>>32441511
If your going to use a name... use Trips

HorseFucker/WriteFag !!CL+QZfLfgvu

HorseFucker/WriteFag !!CL+QZfLfgvu Tue 29 May 2018 21:43:17 No.32441563 Report

Quoted By: >>32442021

>>32441457
-Will try to write more in the next shipment-

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 23:40:31 No.32442021 Report

Quoted By: >>32445364

>>32441563
I haven't read yet. Description?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 00:36:48 No.32442219 Report

Quoted By:

>>32441525
Yeah. Makes it easier to filter out these shitty walls of text.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Twibolt.png, 359KiB, 1000x618

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 01:01:17 No.32442336 Report

Quoted By:

>>32441271

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 01:19:32 No.32442436 Report

Quoted By: >>32442475

>>32434191
Oh wow. It's fucking shit!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 01:28:36 No.32442475 Report

Quoted By: >>32442963

>>32442436
>exclamation point
>trying this hard

boi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 03:48:39 No.32442963 Report

Quoted By: >>32443812

>>32442475
What do you expect?
Quality baitposts from some bottomburnt summerfag?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 10:41:27 No.32443812 Report

Quoted By: >>32444878

>>32442963
Don't call it out, they have to learn somehow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 16:05:55 No.32444440 Report

Quoted By:

>>32434191
Hey nice green 8th keep up the good work, I've always enjoyed your Moonie greens

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 18:28:23 No.32444878 Report

Quoted By:

>>32443812
I'm not sure that's possible.

HorseFucker/WriteFag !!CL+QZfLfgvu

HorseFucker/WriteFag !!CL+QZfLfgvu Wed 30 May 2018 20:13:20 No.32445364 Report

Quoted By:

>>32442021
Look for just about anything with my name on it starting from the top, is that a good enough description?

HorseFucker/WriteFag !!CL+QZfLfgvu

HorseFucker/WriteFag !!CL+QZfLfgvu Wed 30 May 2018 22:00:30 No.32445873 Report

Quoted By: >>32445878

>>32441454
>You wake up feeling especially energized and get out of bed to stretch.
“Nothing like a good bed.”
>You pop a few bones in place and head on over to the wardrobe and open it.
“Holy shit, this is… Exquisite.”
>You glance at your new fancy suits made just for you, your jaw drops in amazement.
>”I see you are enjoying your stay in our kingdom.”
Wait how did she get there and why did she call it a kingdom? Is there a king…
>You turn to see a white pony with wings, a horn and flowing rainbow like hair.
“What are you doing here?”
>”I was just checking on our guest to make sure he was enjoying his stay.”
“Also who are you?”
>”Oh sorry, maybe I should have introduced myself, I am Celestia one of the royal sisters.”
It was at this point that you realized you slept in your boxers and you were wearing little clothing and royalty was looking at you and probably your manhood.
>You cover your manhood
“Could you maybe give me a moment to dress? I would appreciate it.”
>”Anything to make the first friendly human’s stay more... Comfortable.”
First friendly human? No time to ask.
>She leaves and closes the door.
Thank goodness.

HorseFucker/WriteFag !!CL+QZfLfgvu

HorseFucker/WriteFag !!CL+QZfLfgvu Wed 30 May 2018 22:01:33 No.32445878 Report

Quoted By: >>32445888

>>32445873
>You slide into your new sleek suit smiling like some faggot on his birthday.
“Nice diggs Anon, you're looking like you have an extra big ego today.”
The last few days it has become easier to control you magic, it’s like a another tool that is controlled by thoughts and emotions.
>You hear knocks on door
>”Hey Anon are you ready for breakfast?”
“Yeah just a minute.”
>You quickly wet your hair and give it a slick look using a brush.
I’ll be surprised if anyone could resist this.
>You open the large doors and walk out your room
>”You are looking quite fine if I do say so myself.”
“Thank you, you look quite… Beautiful yourself.”
You tried your best not to come off as some sort of rapist.
>She has started to lead the way to the dining room
>”Why thank you, most of my subjects are not bold enough to use such language.”
Wait she is royalty and isn’t called beautiful every day?
“Well that’s strange why is that so?”
>”Well honestly… I think its because im over 2,000 years old.”
WTF she is 2,000 years old? Would have never guessed.
“To be fair you are definitely beautiful for your age, you don’t look a day older than 30.”
>She blushes a little “Oh please Anon we haven’t even got to proper formalities, if you want to flirt with me you should probably court me properly first.”
Busted, she caught onto your hints.

HorseFucker/WriteFag !!CL+QZfLfgvu

HorseFucker/WriteFag !!CL+QZfLfgvu Wed 30 May 2018 22:02:49 No.32445888 Report

Quoted By: >>32446187 >>32472726

>>32445878
>”Also we are here” she opens the door to the dining room.”
“Is that real food? I haven’t had real food since I was last in the hospital.”
>”It sure is go ahead and take a seat.”
>She leads your seat before taking hers. You look upon the food in front of you.
>There is meat on a silver plate before you.
“And there is meat to? What meat is it?”
She obviously knows somehow that humans like meat.
>”It’s chicken, I thought you would enjoy it.”
“Damn right I can, I haven’t had this stuff in… ever.”
>”Enjoy.”
>She starts enjoying her meal with 2 other ponies, you don’t bother look at who they are because you are busy eating the meal before you.
-Still not finished with this day, you will see more of this tomorrow-
-Feel free to leave suggestions-

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 23:18:39 No.32446187 Report

Quoted By:

>>32445888
I don't feel any personality in any of the characters so far. Things are simply happening, and they're saying lines, but you could swap the names out for anyone and it wouldn't make any difference in the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2018 01:12:44 No.32446622 Report

Quoted By:

>day 1 hour at 350 degrees in Magic Hoers Land
>"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!" scream the poners as they flee from you
>goddamnit, you only meant it as a joke
>you see them fleeing
>all because you ran up to Roseluck and said "rawr I am a predator uwu" and grabbed her and bit her on the butt
>you didn't even break the skin
>they're all screaming and running in all directions at once
>you'd have thought herd creatures would be more organized
>now it's the purple one from the crystal tree
>you don't like the look on her fa--
>and you don't remember anything else after that until you woke up chained to the wall in a dungeon
>oh, well, you think to yourself
>next time, if you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly
>bad end

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO KtM6G45.png, 158KiB, 1000x885

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2018 01:38:41 No.32446735 Report

Quoted By: >>32446787 >>32447881

Her cruelty knows no bounds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2018 01:56:55 No.32446787 Report

Quoted By:

>>32446735
Sparkles! the Wonder Horse! saves the day again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2018 07:44:25 No.32447881 Report

Quoted By:

>>32446735
Pets don't get to tell us to do homework.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2018 10:02:34 No.32448160 Report

Quoted By: >>32448172

Late night posting
Does anyone remember or have any memory of a story where Anon kidnaps Celestia to go inna woods to provide an “escape” from her duties causing mass panic and manhunts for the missing princess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2018 10:13:17 No.32448172 Report

Quoted By:

>>32448160
Yeah, he had like a cabin with a fake floor and shit in it. I think he was serious about kidnaping her but she just play along for fun and relaxation because he wasnt actually an evil guy at heart or something.

ALERT

ALERT Thu 31 May 2018 18:23:10 No.32449605 Report

Quoted By: >>32449821 >>32452810

Source: https://pastebin.com/pro

>5. Inactive Pastes Deleted
>PRO users never get their pastes automatically deleted due to inactivity. FREE users & guests can get their pastes deleted if those pastes do not receive any traffic after a certain period of time. PRO users never get their pastes automatically removed due to inactivity.

>20. Username Changes
>PRO users can request changes to their username. If the username is free, it can be yours. If it's taken, it can sometimes become yours, but only if that user is "inactive". Inactive users are users who haven't logged-in in the last 6 months.

If there are greens you want to keep safe from being deleted, check them out. If a writer nuked their pastebin, it probably wasn't their fault. They just possibly had their name taken. You can back-up your own personal pastebin to be safe if you rarely login and have traffic for your stories.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2018 19:14:00 No.32449821 Report

Quoted By:

>>32449605
Most gone ones were nuked. Removal happens when there are zero views after about a year if I remember right when they were asked about it

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Haters gon hate.gif, 404KiB, 480x652

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2018 23:31:07 No.32450874 Report

Quoted By: >>32451360

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jun 2018 01:15:31 No.32451360 Report

Quoted By: >>32451500

>>32450874
How does pone balance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jun 2018 01:42:37 No.32451500 Report

Quoted By: >>32452379

>>32451360
Magically.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jun 2018 06:07:37 No.32452379 Report

Quoted By:

>>32451500
fm

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jun 2018 10:41:50 No.32452810 Report

Quoted By: >>32453004

>>32449605
Damn, I feel good I got gifted pro now...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jun 2018 13:05:58 No.32453004 Report

Quoted By:

>>32452810
I bought mine for like 10 bux when they did a sale thing

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO WhatarewegiontodotonightPinkie.jpg, 183KiB, 1280x480

Anonymous Fri 01 Jun 2018 13:41:55 No.32453104 Report

Quoted By: >>32453946

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jun 2018 18:39:56 No.32453946 Report

Quoted By:

>>32453104
Finally

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1464121178611.png, 30KiB, 1258x644

Anonymous Fri 01 Jun 2018 22:06:06 No.32454760 Report

Quoted By: >>32454778

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jun 2018 22:09:16 No.32454773 Report

Quoted By: >>32455608

Work. Work. Work.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1600777.jpg, 148KiB, 1600x1600

Anonymous Fri 01 Jun 2018 22:10:10 No.32454778 Report

Quoted By:

>>32454760
Foolish fool!

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 762173__safe_solo_monochrome_tra (...).jpg, 96KiB, 782x990

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Fri 01 Jun 2018 23:32:34 No.32455131 Report

Quoted By: >>32455133

>The sun bears down its great scorching heat upon you with all the radiance Celestial could muster. It's the kind of heat that seems to bring about a bit of laziness in everyone, or at least tires them out. A few ponies shuffle about, dragging their hooves a little, as they make their way through the day. And you sympathise with them. As you sit beside Pinkie Pie, you think about how doing anything else is the furthest thing in your mind.
"Why is it so hot?" You almost drawl as a side effect of the dehydration you're only now managing to fight off thanks the slush drink Pinkie made.
>"I dunno, Cloudsdale said something about too much rain recently," Pinkie replies while somehow managing to drink the entire time, "Aren't you the Mayor? Why didn't you step in?"
"I'm the Mayor of Ponyville, not Cloudsdale."
>"So?"
>You gesture to the wilder world and are about to get into the dynamic of the relationship between Ponyville and Cloudsdale when it comes to the weather, but give up. The shelter near Sugarcube Corner only does so much. But then, up in the sky nearby, a few pegasi move some clouds around which thankfully provides you two a better shade. There is an immediate sigh of relief as the intensity of the sun is diminished. Now every sip feels invigorating rather than being simple relief.
>"Did you do that?" Pinkie gratefully booms.
"What, how?"
>"With your... Mayoral powers, duh."
"Pinkie, do you have any idea what a Mayor does?"
>"You... Rule things... Like a princess but over a smaller area."
"Not even close," you shrug.
>"What about dad powers then?"
"What are you on about?"
>"Dad powers."
>You pause for a moment to think about what the stone-faced ponk is saying, then shake your head.
"I... I don't get it... Is that a reference or is this really the first time I'm hearing about dads getting superpowers?"
>Pinkie rolls her eyes and clicks her tongue in frustration, "parents can do all sorts of amazing things. Even dads."

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 735006__safe_solo_cute_filly_nig (...).png, 770KiB, 1211x897

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Fri 01 Jun 2018 23:33:07 No.32455133 Report

Quoted By: >>32455136

>>32455131
"Right, well Moonie isn't one of those weather Pegasus so I doubt I could do anything there."
>Pinkie pouts after having her hopes dashed with you failing to meet some strange and unknown expectations. She says deeper into her seat, sipping away at her drink for a while. The two of you sit in silence for a time until Pinkie's slurping up the final dregs happens. And it goes on. Slurp. Slurp. Sluuuuuuurrrp. Once you glance sideways at her, she stops and grins at you with feigned innocence.
>"I have a question."

"Ask away."
>"How different do you think things would be if you never met Moonie?"
"That's an odd question. Where is this coming from?"
>Pinkie shrugs, "I just had a thought--"
"We," you hastily interject before Pinkie's mouth works up the speed, "don't have to go into the whole thought process."
>"Ok... So?"
"So, what?"
>"What do you think your life would be like without Moonie?"
"I dunno, not that different. But, somehow, I bet you have some wild story on the matter."
>Her shiny white teeth reveal themselves as she beams wildly. You find yourself getting pulled into the thought, and you do get curious what nonsense Pinkie would have made up. Then in the corner of your eye, you notice the approach of three mares.
>"Hey Pink, Anon," calls out Applejack as she, Fluttershy, and Twilight walk over to your shelter, "What are you two talking about?"
"Hypotheticals," you answer flatly.
>Twilight brightens up in glee, AJ's face screws up with confusion, and Fluttershy just gives that same old content but nervous smile she seems to never be without.
>"Anon thinks everything would be the same if he never met Moonie," Pinkie states, her tone of voice suggesting she is personally offended by your statement.
>"I dunno Anon," drawls AJ, "you've changed quite a bit over the years thanks to that little filly."

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 3734__safe_artist-colon-egophili (...).png, 128KiB, 666x682

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Fri 01 Jun 2018 23:33:39 No.32455136 Report

Quoted By: >>32455141

>>32455133
>While you'd like to correct Pinkie, you were a little curious as to what kind of story she would make up and now it seems like you might get three more. So you leave it be, and try to probe each of them on their ideas.
"So, what do you think it'd be like if I never met her?"
>Pinkie squeeze as she bounces up and down on her seat as if all the energy within is bubbling, getting ready to burst. But as she goes to open her mouth, Applejack begins her tale.

>"You were a little bit of a No-Friend-Ned before.... So I bet you'd get even worse," Applejack states boldly and seemingly oblivious to the fact that some might find that claim offensive.
>Everyone else glances your way just to check but you smile as Applejack carries on with her story.
>"You'd stay locked deep within your house. We'd only see you a few times a week then in time that would be a few times a month but then you'd get so lonely and depressed that you wouldn't even leave for food. Deciding you'd rather stay inside forever, all alone. Ponies would have to deliver food to you, either some groceries for you or maybe even leave a tray of some home cooked meal for you."
"Do you really think I was that bad?" You chuckle at the idea but then you start to take her seriously when she doesn't join.
>We almost never saw you," she solemnly replies.
"Applejack, I worked at your farm on occasion."
>"Exactly! Hardly ever," adds Applejack.
>"And at Sugarcube Corner," Pinkie adds.
>"You were always borrowing books at the library," says Twilight.
>"Oh, um, and..."
>Fluttershy was about to add but gets overwhelmed with shyness when everyone suddenly turns to her.
"And," you mention on her behalf, "I'd help Fluttershy with her animals, particularly ones in the Everfree."
>Applejack looks around at all her friends before realising she is outnumbered on her opinion. Her body deflates a little, she lets out a sigh, and concedes.

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO nightmare_moon__3_by_freckleplan (...).png, 706KiB, 1024x751

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Fri 01 Jun 2018 23:34:12 No.32455141 Report

Quoted By: >>32455143

>>32455136
>"Well, I guess. But you did work a lot."
"Yeah but I wasn't that bad," you scoff.

>In an attempt to quickly move onto the next subject, as if it could somehow stop the mood from getting worse, you turn to Twilight who notices your gaze even if she is miles away.
>"Hm?" She sys but it's clear only part of her has returned from wherever she was.
"You look like you were working on a story there. Or were you somewhere else?"
>She nods. And then you feel a sense of dread as she straightens up, clears her throat, and takes on that general aura she always has when she is about to go on a long winded talk.
>"Most likely," she begins in her lecturing voice.
>You spy Pinkie take a deep breath and lay her head on the bench in sorrow as she also tries to find the willpower to wait patiently for her turn. Watching the deflated pink party pony does make you feel a little sympathetic, but at the same time you end up looking forward to her idea more. Especially as even now, Twilight is droning on about the evidence she has to support the story she's about to say.
>"Ahem."
"I'm listening, Twi'," as you turn your attention back to her to see her staring with a raised brow.
>It's clear she doesn't quite believe you. As she eyes you carefully, you do your best to look innocent.
>"Very well. So, the way I see it playing out then, you'd have never become the Mayor. This leaves Minister Mare to remain as Mayor Mare, constantly stressed with her workload and in desperate need of an assistant. In fact, if we go back more, you'd never have gotten that steady job at Sugarcube Corner. Meaning you'd still be doing odd jobs for everypony, living your life without being tied down. But no pony can live like that for long without becoming restless. And so you'd save your bits, before setting out and about to travel the world. Only, you don't know much about our world and would most likely end up lost somewhere or in prison in some other country due to offending them."

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1490533166105.jpg, 2MiB, 7014x5100

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Fri 01 Jun 2018 23:34:47 No.32455143 Report

Quoted By: >>32455148

>>32455141
>Everyone looks on at Twilight as she gets carried away, but then her eyes widen as a new thought occurs to her. The group are all startled when she suddenly gasps loudly from shock.
>"Actually, how many out there in the world know about you? Likely you'd be treated like some kind of alien, or animal."
"Well, yes... I am an alien here."
>"No, you don't get it. Not everyone out there is as inclusive and accepting as pony society. You could end up in a zoo, on a scientist's slab to be dissected and examined, or worse as food as some bigger creature. What if someone tried poaching you to make a one-of-a-kind leather saddlebag."
>Twilight carries on inventing increasingly crazy and horrid things to happen to you in the hypothetical world where you go wandering. As everyone exchanges looks, you wonder if Twilight secretly has a sadistic side as she seems unable to get out of that loop.

>With a wiz, Pinkie appears behind everyone to shout. Likely about how it's finally her turn, but once Fluttershy's tiny little voice manages to squeak out, Pinkie shoves a hoof in her mouth before zipping back to her seat to mope.
>"I guess it's, um, my turn. Right?"
"Go for it 'Shy," you say with a sideways smile at Pinkie who responds by poking her tongue at you.
>"Um, well, it's small really. But without Moonie around, I think Anon would grow more attached to the animals of the Everfree and probably move in there. Becoming a, uh, well, um, a hermit of sorts."
>There's a silence before anyone realises that was all she had.
>"I don't see Anon being the hermit type," Applejack ponders aloud.
"Oh, but a shut-in to the point of starvation is?" You mock.
>AJ's face whips around to scowl at your smirk but neither of you say anything as it's still sort of Fluttershy's turn.
>"I think it'd be," Fluttershy stammers, "nice."
"Yeah, that sounds more like something you want to do," you mention as you direct a smile AJ's way who returns it.

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1523243__safe_artist-colon-rodri (...).png, 808KiB, 1200x925

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Fri 01 Jun 2018 23:35:42 No.32455148 Report

Quoted By: >>32455152

>>32455143
>"Anon please, she already is as close as it gets to an Everfree hermit without actually being one. Don't give her the final push," scolds AJ in a jovial manner.

>"MY TURN," bursts Pinkie Pie, causing everyone to jolt up a bit.
>"Without Moonie's mischief and minor evils around to need to be in constant check, Anon himself would forget to keep his own... Urges in check," Pinkie tells everyone in an overly sinister way, "He'd turn into the villainous Anon von Doom. With a hooded cloak and everything."
>You laugh aloud but it does nothing to break Pinkie's swing of things.
>"He'd go around terrorising little colts, abducting young fillies, and plotting world domination. The constant thorn in our heroes' side, the elements of harmony, Anon would be immune to the magic of friendship as he have abandoned his heart long ago."
"I feel like you've thought this out before today," you remark in surprise.
>"Anon, that's awful," AJ murmurs in horror.
"What?"
>"You shouldn't... become a villain," squeaks Fluttershy in a quivering ball.
>"Yeah Anon," Twilight says, finally out of her trance of you centred misfortune, "What the hell?"
"Oh. Very funny," you finally say as you catch on.
>Everyone shares a bit of a chuckle at the idea of you being a villain before they then all look your way. There's a moment before Pinkie gestures to you expectantly.
>"Alright, now you."
"Me?"
>"Yeah, what do you think would change? Really."
>You give it some thought briefly but then shrug. But you don't answer right away. It feels like while everyone was going on with their stories you were thinking about it. Though as like a kind of background thought. Possibilities come to the forefront of your mind. Some are silly and unlikely like everyone else's stories but you find yourself gravitating towards the more serious and likely.

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1460457441678.jpg, 2MiB, 2141x2117

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Fri 01 Jun 2018 23:36:18 No.32455152 Report

Quoted By: >>32455159 >>32455919 >>32457068 >>32459211

>>32455148
"Again, I don't think much would change at all," you begin meaningfully by sitting up, "I mean... I don't think work-wise it'd be any different. I got that steady job at Sugarcube Corner because the cakes asked me, that had nothing to do with Moonie."
>You look towards Pinkie who nods to confirm it.
"And then when I lost that job, though I'll admit I got the job in the Mayor's office thanks to Moonie but she was on the list of places I was going to look for a steady job. So that one could have gone either way I suppose. And Minister Mayor's promotion had nothing to do with Moonie either. So I think I'd still be mayor in the end."
>As you return from your world of thinking aloud, you notice a couple unimpressed looks.
>"Well, what would change then?" Twilight replies in monotone.
"We already established that I wasn't as bad as AJ thinks, and nobody believed I'd be a forest hermit. So, yeah, more or less the same."
>"That's dull," whines Pinkie.
>And they all nod in agreement so you concede to say a little more.
"Okay, fine... I can think of something. I'd be pretty lonely and," you pause to give it more thought, " I'd never know this kind of feeling."
>"What feeling?" they all ask in unison.
>You shrug once more. Unfortunately, you're a little unsure of how to put it into words. Various titles and descriptions flick through your mind but none seem to fit. Not properly. They don't seem to do it justice or paint the idea of what you want to say. And even going into a lengthy discretion doesn't seem like it would work either. But you take a breath to steel yourself to declare what would be the closest to that feeling, and you end up getting a little nervous as you've never admitted this aloud.
"I wouldn't really know... what it feels like to have a family."

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Fri 01 Jun 2018 23:37:16 No.32455159 Report

Quoted By: >>32455678

>>32455152
Pastebin @ 850 https://pastebin.com/kdsEEAUt

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO much excite.jpg, 253KiB, 1354x1692

Anonymous Sat 02 Jun 2018 01:43:57 No.32455608 Report

Quoted By:

>>32454773
>tfw starting a 3 day weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jun 2018 01:59:58 No.32455678 Report

Quoted By:

>>32455159
Good stuff 8th. Thanks for the feels.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jun 2018 02:58:40 No.32455919 Report

Quoted By:

>>32455152
I wish I had creative autism like you 8th, keep it up!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jun 2018 08:10:33 No.32457068 Report

Quoted By:

>>32455152
Always nice to see you drop by.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO anon von bismarck.png, 2MiB, 888x1240

Anonymous Sat 02 Jun 2018 08:21:41 No.32457083 Report

Quoted By: >>32457088 >>32457836 >>32458330 >>32462060 >>32479976

Would stuff like this be welcome?

https://pastebin.com/r6Sqmqty

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Sat 02 Jun 2018 08:25:03 No.32457088 Report

Quoted By:

>>32457083
As long as it follows our two rules.
>Anon
>In Equestira
And we have been known to be leanient on both. (E.g.: Ponies in Earth)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jun 2018 15:15:38 No.32457836 Report

Quoted By:

>>32457083
Sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jun 2018 16:14:54 No.32458330 Report

Quoted By: >>32458786 >>32460098

>>32457083
>https://pastebin.com/r6Sqmqty

Well, that was different.

I got the impression that it was part of a larger story. Is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jun 2018 17:05:27 No.32458786 Report

Quoted By: >>32460598 >>32460889

>>32458330
Yes sir, I'm currently drafting the second part, to be followed by a third.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jun 2018 18:28:40 No.32459211 Report

Quoted By:

>>32434191
>>32455152
Those were some nice feels right there. I love Moonie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jun 2018 21:50:07 No.32460098 Report

Quoted By: >>32460889

>>32458330
Can you give a summary? What tags would it have?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jun 2018 23:06:45 No.32460434 Report

Quoted By:

>>32439323
Kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jun 2018 23:34:36 No.32460586 Report

Quoted By: >>32461639 >>32461777 >>32467283

What happened to Fallanon ? Its been quite awhile since his last update?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jun 2018 23:37:31 No.32460598 Report

Quoted By: >>32460889 >>32462596

>>32458786
>second part, to be followed by a third
Jesus, I just spent several hours reading what was already there. Good shit, though the starkness in some interactions is kind of weird. Not saying it isn't appropriate given the tone of the story, it's just mildly jarring seeing poneworld through a more realistic lens. The one part that did seem a bit off was Cadance and Shining's degree of aloofness towards Equestria proper. It's not like they started out running the Empire, that shit just sort of happened, while both were born/raised/are family with ponies in Equestria.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 00:52:56 No.32460889 Report

Quoted By: >>32461929 >>32462596

>>32458786
Okay. Spoilers follow.

Where were Sunbutt and Purplesmart going in such a hurry in the first place? I assuming they're going off on an adventure, but the usual villains who might be a big enough threat to merit the involvement of such powerful beings--we've seen in-story that Luna is a living magical tactical nuke, and Celestia is surely even more powerful since even with whatever demonic boost she got from being Nightmare Moon, she still couldn't win a thousand years before--are not onstage in the war that we see. Where did they go and what are they doing?

Who's raising the sun while Sunbutt is away? Is she still doing it while on whatever adventure she's gone on?

What were Celestia's orders to Quill concerning Anon?

Was Chrysalis telling the truth about how the Princesses are detached from their subjects and their country, or was she just being a beeyotch because she's a villain? Assuming Sunbutt departed the story in the first scenes to go off and do something or other to save the world, that suggests to me that she cares at least a little about her subjects, but you're the storyteller.

>>32460098
Summary: the ponies and griffons reenact the Franco-Prussian War, with Anonymous as the brilliant and ruthless Chancellor Bismarck. Tags: politics, warfare, a bit of the old ultraviolence

>>32460598
Not the author, but I got the impression that Surfer Dude and Pinkbutt aren't aloof toward Equestria, they're just still REALLY pissed at Queen Chrysalis, to the point where it's affecting their judgment and decision-making. I can't really blame them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 03:54:21 No.32461639 Report

Quoted By: >>32467283

>>32460586
Same thing that always happens probably, work.

/r/

/r/ Sun 03 Jun 2018 04:34:56 No.32461777 Report

Quoted By:

>>32460586
>What happened to Fallanon ?
Perhaps he fell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 05:09:14 No.32461929 Report

Quoted By: >>32462596

>>32460889
I'll probably skip it then. I'm tired of war fics at the moment. Thanks for the info though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 05:35:56 No.32462060 Report

Quoted By: >>32462136

>>32457083
for the kind of story and tone it seems to be aiming for, damn good and I look forward to the following parts
god damnit that magic nuke scene. i suspect that's the closest one can come to describing what was felt by those on the Enola Gay all those decades ago.
>inb4 celestia pulls a Wilheim and throws it all away for cake when she returns

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 05:58:04 No.32462136 Report

Quoted By: >>32462165

>>32462060
I don't know about that, Anon. Enola Gay turned an entire city into rubble and a firestorm with a single bomb, with no obvious reason to believe anyone survived. That's an entirely different level than a magic artillery shell with an extra large kick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 06:07:43 No.32462165 Report

Quoted By:

>>32462136
hmm, perhaps my mental imaging was too strong. in my defense the description of the reaction to the magic artillery being used made it seem like it was that city flattening final solution. ah well it was a good example of show vs tell

Clarissa

Clarissa Sun 03 Jun 2018 08:27:46 No.32462596 Report

Quoted By:

>>32460598
As >>32460889 mentions, it's not aloofness towards Equestria. It's more a mistrust of Anonymous and the path he's leading Equestria down, coupled with the decisions he's making regarding both the griffons and changelings. For both of them especially, Chrysalis is more than a bit personal of a subject to deal with.

>>32460889
Not to be cold about it, but I'll list out the answers that aren't spoiler-y for the next parts below.
1) I haven't reached the point of why they left, as the original prompt of the story was simply 'Sun and Book go away, watch the kids while they're gone.' I will indeed be getting into this later.

2) I haven't got much into this since it's not a fic about the mechanics of the world, but the way I see it is that if Sun can raise the moon as well, Moon can handle the sun for a while. But the mechanics of that, as I believe, are simply the sisters give the bodies a push that sets them on their paths across the sky,

3) Keep an eye on him, if he endangers ponies or Equestria too much then depose him. However, the orders were vague, hence her conflict.

4) Chrysalis is telling it how she sees it ruling a hive that she also happens to be the mother of. Where the princesses aren't literally being parents for every pony, she sees it as distancing themselves just because of who she is. One being's perspective is just that, a perspective.

As for this specific one being Franco-Prussian, kind of. I'd say it's closer to the Second Schleswig War which will be seen more when the politics really get involved.

>>32461929
If you're looking into it, it's more focused on the politics not only around war, but a new and untested ruler and challenges to his rule. Along with that, there's conflict from without and within contesting, questioning, and outright fighting against his rule. And he has to overcome it with cooperation of ponies that don't trust him and barely know him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 13:24:47 No.32463151 Report

Quoted By: >>32463202 >>32463467 >>32463753 >>32466365

>>32392966
Herding.
Yay or nay?
Ponies are mongamous (no herding) but make an exception for Anon.
Yay or nay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 13:43:15 No.32463202 Report

Quoted By: >>32463451 >>32471327 >>32472662

>>32463151
> herding
Yay.
> monogamous but exception for Anon
Nay.
That's dangerously close to cuck stuff. "Me and my wife and our BBC bull."
Actually it's literally this kind of situation.
Unless you mean several mares and one Anon, but I expect him to be kinda ostracized for it then, kinda like if some muslim were coming into your neighborhood with 6 wifes and 18 kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 13:47:02 No.32463218 Report

Quoted By: >>32463223 >>32472665

What if homosexuality is natural? What if it's nature's method of trying to limit the growth of a population that is getting too dense? What if homosexuality is a safety valve on overpopulation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 13:48:45 No.32463223 Report

Quoted By: >>32463486

>>32463218
Stop posting your /hhh/ stuff in every thread. >>32463119

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 15:02:38 No.32463451 Report

Quoted By:

>>32463202
It's not cuckolding if you fuck the guy in the ass while he's in your wife.
Or if he blows you while she's at work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 15:07:23 No.32463467 Report

Quoted By:

>>32463151
Herding ponies with lots of casual sex being socially acceptable. Plus some age of consent laws that make Anon uncomfortable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 15:13:30 No.32463486 Report

Quoted By:

>>32463223
No.
>>32463473

Hawkeye

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1483704224465.png, 317KiB, 1600x1950

Hawkeye Sun 03 Jun 2018 16:46:38 No.32463753 Report

Quoted By: >>32463756

>>32463151

Funny you should mention that...

Chapter 13 Incoming

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 16:47:42 No.32463756 Report

Quoted By: >>32463762

>>32463753

>The morning sun filters through the windows, casting a warm glow throughout your bedroom.
>Curled up against you, casting a warm glow throughout your covers, is Lyra.
>A grin creeps across your face as you remember how nervous -and ticklish!- she was.
>Even now you can hear the echoes of her giggling like a school filly ringing about the room.
>A sudden awkwardness overtakes you as you consider that these walls may not be terribly soundproof...
>Ah well.
>When all was said and done, you had wrapped an arm around her as she curled up beside you.
>Which brings you to now.
>Lyra is a good pony -albeit a particularly cuddly one- and you're lucky to have her.
>She slowly starts to stir, so you pause your introspection to wrap her in both arms and roll her on top of you, gently running your hands through that soft and messy mane of hers.
>Lying on top of you, her slightly frazzled bedmane radiates in the morning sun, like a fuzzy aura around your snoozing angel.
>She blinks blearily a few times and releases a huge but silent yawn.
"Morning, sunshine."
>"Hmmm." she sighs, laying her head back down on your chest.
>Glancing at the clock on the nightstand, you notice that it's already well after ten.
"Hey Lyra?"
>"Mmmph?"
"Don't you have a performance today?"
>"Mhmm."
"When do you have to be there?"
>"Urgh." she slowly lifts her head. "It's an afternoon performance, so I've got to be there by noon."
>Reaching up to scratch behind one of her ears earns you a contented groan.
>With your other arm you snag the alarm clock and bring it up to Lyra's snout.
>Removing the hand from her ears, you waggle the clock so that the little hammer *tinks* against the bells causing Lyra to open her eyes.
>"Wha...OH MY CELESTIA I NEED TO GO!"
>Lyra leaps off of you in an almost cartoonish fashion.
>You grunt at the force applied to your gut.
>Luckily ponies are pretty light, and hey -at least her bottom hooves hit the mattress instead of somewhere else!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 16:48:44 No.32463762 Report

Quoted By: >>32463768

>>32463756

>You watch as she shoves an entire cupcake into her mouth then rushes into the bathroom.
>Furiously chewing, she starts the shower and hops in.
>Slowly stretching, you amble over to the bathroom door.
"Lyra, did I leave any mare shampoo in there?"
>"Ummm...yes!"
"Okay. So what's the plan here?"
>"Oh, well, my black dress is on the back of the bathroom door, so I'm going to clean up and get dressed and then I'll head over to the auditorium!"
"You don't need to do anything with your hair, or makeup or anything like that?"
>"I knew I forgot something!"
"Do you need me to run to your place-"
>"No no no, I've got some emergency stuff in my locker backstage!" she says, waving a hoof from behind the curtain. "This, uh, this isn't the first time I've been running late."
>You can't help but laugh, as you step away from the bathroom door and unwrap a leftover cupcake.
>Breakfast of champions.

>With Lyra on her way, you find yourself with some free time.
>Showering gives you a few minutes to consider your options.
>You could start on the new drawings for the gardens...
>...or you could go check in on Roseluck!
>Better plan!
>Also, you can send some flowers to Lyra.
>Maybe with an apology note for keeping her up so late.
>It isn't really your fault.
>If you had known she was going to be waiting for you, you might have caught an earlier train home.
>Ah well.
>Stepping out of the shower, you towel down, quickly shave and get dressed.
>A few minutes after that you're out the door.

>The soft chime of a bell heralds your arrival at the Ponyville Florist.
>At the counter, Lily perks up as you enter.
>"Anon! Here for flowers or for Rosey?"
"Both."
>"Business before pleasure?"
"Makes sense to me. I need some flowers for Lyra. Something both as a congratulations on a successful concert series, and also as an apology for making her late this morning."
>Lily offers a playful smirk and leans in.
>"What did you do?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 16:49:52 No.32463768 Report

Quoted By: >>32463771

>>32463762

>You lean in as well.
"That" you answer "Is between myself and Lyra."
>As she starts to scrunch, you give her a wink, and her scrunch is replaced by a light blush.
"So about those flowers..."

>Putting your faith in Lily, as you know more or less nothing about flowers, you lean against the wall and shoot the breeze with her while she works.
>"So yeah, Dad wasn't real impressed and kind of... ran him off."
"Ouch. I didn't think your Dad seemed like that bad of a guy, but then again, it sounds like Caramel didn't make the greatest first impression."
>"But you're not dating /me/, you're dating /Rose/ and that means that Dad is going to back off a little."
"Seriously?"
>"Dad and Rosey have always been close, but after he ran off a few of her coltfriends in Fillydelphia she decided to move here."
"And you and Daisy just up and followed her?"
>"Pretty much." she shrugs "But yeah, Dad has been a little more careful since then."
>She ambles over and lays the completed bouquet on the counter and rings you up.
>"Of course, it doesn't seem like the fancy architect who happens to be a star hoofball player on the weekend had any trouble getting past him."
"We've got a tight end that's single." you offer, placing your bits on the counter. "I could introduce you."
>She just wrinkles her nose at the idea.
"Hey, don't say I didn't offer." you laugh. "So where is Rose?"
>"Oh, she's upstairs with Daisy...they're having a bit of a talk."
"A bit of a talk?"
>She nods.
"Should I come back later?"
>She nods.
"I'm going to go take these to the auditorium then."
>She nods.
>Mares.

>Having left the flowers (and a few bits) with an usher who promised to deliver them at the end of the performance, you returned to the Flower Sisters' shop.
>Lily looks up from a magazine at the counter.
"They still up there?"
>She nods.
"Can I ask what they're talking about?"
>"You'll have to ask Rosey when they're done."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 16:51:14 No.32463771 Report

Quoted By: >>32463774

>>32463768

>Shrugging, you take up your position along the wall again.
>A few minutes pass in silence.
>"Anon?" Lily asks.
"Yesss?"
>"You really like Rosey, don't you?"
"I think that's pretty obvious."
>"Do you think she'd be a good alpha?"
>You honestly haven't given it much thought.
>Cadence had told you about alpha mares.
>But from what she said, it almost seemed like it would be better if you waited.
>After all, what would happen if you made a choice and then-
>"Hellooo, Equestria to Anon!"
"Sorry, I was thinking. This whole Herd thing is a little...complicated sometimes."
>"And what about my question?"
"Oh, well, yes. I think Rose would make for an excellent herd alpha."
>"I think so too."
"Building your own herd, are we?"
>"No, I was just making a suggestion."
>"What is she suggesting?" Roseluck asks as she follows Daisy down the stairs.
"I'll tell you later." you chuckle. "Busy?"
>"I suppose I could clear some time for you, if Daisy and Lily don't mind."
>Daisy nods, and Lily enthusiastically waves you off.
>"Have fun!" she says, pushing Rose along until you're out the door.
"Well, I was going to just hang out on the couch upstairs, but since we've been kicked out of the shop...lunch?"
>"You sure don't act like you're hurting for bits." she shoots back "But I could eat."

>Sitting across from Rose at a little cafe down the street, you gaze absently at the ponies outside as Rose ponders the menu.
>With the street opening up into the market square just a few shops up the way, this street remains lively -even on weekdays.
>The sound of laminated paper hitting the table and a quiet hum cues you to return your attention to your marefriend.
>Her eyes are closed and she seems lost in thought.
"Having that hard of a time deciding?" you ask skeptically.
>She opens her eyes and fixes you with a confused look.
>"What? No. I was thinking about something else."
"Oh? Care to share with the class?"
>"How's your arm?"

Hawkeye

Hawkeye Sun 03 Jun 2018 16:52:21 No.32463774 Report

Quoted By: >>32463779

>>32463771

"Oh. Uh, fine I guess?" you shrug, flexing a little. "Still sore, but nothing to be concerned about."
>"But I am concerned about it."
"Why?"
>"It's been almost a week since the game, if it was just a little banged up it should have been healed by now, shouldn't it?"
"I guess?"
>"And maybe if someone had worn his sling like he was supposed to, it would be by now, hmmm?"
>You sigh.
>She's right, but come on.
>It's not that big of a deal.
>"Anon?" she asks, placing her hoof on your hand. "I know you don't think that it's a big deal, but after lunch can you go home and put it on, for me?"
>She stares at you with those deep green eyes...
>Ack!
>Your heart!
>Her sincerity is super effective!
"How can I say no to you?" you chuckle. "I'll do it as soon as I get home."
>Her smile grows into a full-blown grin.
"So what was the big discussion about earlier?"
>She cocks her head for a second.
>"What do you mean?"
"I came by earlier, but you were busy." you explain "So I bought Lyra some flowers, arranged for their delivery, came back, and still waited a while for you."
>She stares at you blankly.
"I figured it must have been important."
>She shifts in her seat a bit, but before she can answer, the waiter arrives and takes your order.
>The minute or two it takes is enough for her to sort out her thoughts.
>"We were talking about how complex Herding can be sometimes."
"Ah, it must be nice having sisters to talk to about that."
>"It really is. Even if we fight about things sometimes, they really are the best."
"I know I'm not very good at talking about that kind of stuff, and, well, Cadence has made it clear that I am also very ignorant about a lot of it too, so sorry if I make your life difficult sometimes."
>"You are unbelievably oblivious sometimes." she smiles while shaking her head. "But all four of us know that it is just because you don't know any better, and we've accepted that."

Hawkeye

Hawkeye Sun 03 Jun 2018 16:53:23 No.32463779 Report

Quoted By: >>32463792

>>32463774

"Still, it's something I could improve-"
>"It is, and you should. But in the meantime, it's kind of cute watching you when you're out of your element."
"Glad to be of service." you say, rolling your eyes. "So other than my cluelessness, what else makes things complicated?"
>"Well, um..."
>Rose looks to the side, brow furrowed.
>After a few moments, she seems to come to some decision in her head.
>"It actually still has to do with you being clueless." she starts "But it would be a delicate situation in any herd."
"I'm listening."
>"And particularly yours, because it is going to be so big...but Daisy and Lily, well they just kind of assumed that I was the alpha mare."
"Okay. I can see how they would think that."
>"You- you do!?"
>Straightening up (when did you even lean in?) you sit back and take a sip of coffee.
"You were the first, and you -like myself- like to be in the know."
>"So what does that mean?"
>Ah, this.
"Honestly Rose, if I was building a four mare herd, with the four ponies I am dating right now, you would be my choice for alpha."
>"...but?"
"But I am building a seven mare herd. And if we take the hypothetical to its extreme, let's say that one of the princesses joined the herd. I do not know if you would be able to lead Princess Celestia."
>"Anon, don't be ridiculous." Rose replies "The Princess is not going to join your herd."
"I know, I asked." you quip, causing Rose to choke on her water.
>You can't keep the shit-eating grin off your face as she recomposes herself.
"It was a joke, but still. Like I said, I was taking the hypothetical to its extreme." you continue "I don't know who is going to fill those last three spots, and I don't know how they will affect the Herd dynamics."
>"So you're going to wait until you have your whole Herd built?"
"It wouldn't be right otherwise. I want to do what's right for the Herd, and I can't know that until I know who is in the Herd."

Hawkeye

Hawkeye Sun 03 Jun 2018 16:54:36 No.32463792 Report

Quoted By: >>32463796

>>32463779

>You can tell that the idea makes her uncomfortable.
>Which in turn makes your heart sink a little.
>But before you can say anything more, she closes her eyes and nods resolutely.
>"Okay, Anon. I understand what you're saying, and I see the reasons behind it." she says tersely. "I won't deny that it makes me nervous, but it makes sense."
"I'm glad-"
>"BUT! That doesn't mean I like it!" she interrupts, before her expression softens "I'll just have to work a little harder."
>She accentuates her point by running a hoof up the inside of your leg.
"I-I didn't think you were so competitive, Rose."
>"First born."
"Ah." you say insightfully, secretly glad that ponies legs aren't that long.
>It was something you might expect from Lotus.
>Or maybe even Lyra, after last night...
>...though Lyra wouldn't have been so smooth about it.
>It seems you have underestimated Roseluck.
>"Something wrong?" she asks, fixing you again with those bright green eyes.
"I just...thinking about the whole alpha thing."
>"Anon."
>You look up at her.
>"Are you going to make a decision about it while we're at lunch?"
"No" you respond, cocking an eyebrow.
>"Then let's just talk about something else."
>Surprised, you accept her wisdom.
>It's good sense, thinking about it will only drag down your lunch date.
>And it clearly bothers Rose.
>Which bothers you.
>Even though you know you are acting logically, your heart still sags at the thought that something you're doing is upsetting her.
"So you said you went out with Rarity and who else?"
>"Redheart."
"The nurse?"
>"The one and only."
"I smell a setup." you say narrowing your eyes at the pony across the table.
>"From me? Never." she quips back.
"And to think I trusted you." you lament, clutching your heart in feigned betrayal.
>"And you should. Somepony has to take care of you."
"I am an adult and I can make my own choices."
>"You can and you sure have." she says rolling her eyes.

Hawkeye

Hawkeye Sun 03 Jun 2018 16:55:40 No.32463796 Report

Quoted By: >>32463806

>>32463792

"I sense some disapproval."
>"There's a reason you were told to choose seven mares."
"I'm just that good."
>Rose snorts daintily.
>"You're a hoofful."
"You like it." you chide, now sporting a huge grin.
>"Celestia help me, I do."

>Lunch continues uneventfully after that.
>You tell Rose about your trip to Canterlot.
>Omitting the increase in the scope of the garden project for now...
>...you really need to figure out how you're going to handle that.
>Later.
>You'll figure it out later.
>And Rose fills you in on the ever exciting life of a florist in podunk Ponyville.
>After paying the bill, the two of you make your way back across the market.
>"Anon! I'm so glad I finally found you!" Aloe exclaims, rushing up to you and Rose as you reach the flower shop.
"Aloe? Is something wrong? Not that I'm not happy to see you, but-"
>Roseluck bumps your leg and you shut up.
>"It's Lotus. She... she needs you right now. And I only have ten minutes left of my lunch break, so I need to hurry back."
"Alright, I'm coming-"
>She leaps up against you and plants a kiss on your cheek.
>"You can stay and say goodbye to Roseluck, just promise me that you'll go see Lotus right after?"
"I can do that." you say, planting a kiss of your own on her forehead.
>Dropping to her hooves, the pink mare races off towards the spa.
>The two of you watch from the street as she rounds a corner and is gone.
"Maybe you should come too?"
>Rose quickly shakes her head.
>"Without knowing what is wrong, me being there might make things worse."
"What? Why?"
>Rose pushes through the door and into the shop, and you follow.
>She leads you upstairs where you take your usual place on the couch, Roseluck hopping up to lay against you.
>"Anon, you're a very successful gentlecolt who comes from a place where stallions have to work a lot harder to woo a mare than they do here."

Hawkeye

Hawkeye Sun 03 Jun 2018 16:56:42 No.32463806 Report

Quoted By: >>32463812

>>32463796

"I mean, yes, that is true." you reply, slowly running a hand through her mane. "But I don't remember you and I ever talking about that... Oh God, was I drunk rambling? I'm sorry-"
>Rose giggles and tips her head back to silence you with a peck on the lips.
>"No, Anon. Rarity told me about it. We had a girls night out -me, Rarity and Redheart."
"Ohhh." you sigh, relieved.
>"What I was saying is that, well, in any town larger than Ponyville, there would be riots fighting over you."
"I highly doubt that." you reply, furrowing your brow. "I never drew much attention in Canterlot."
>"Because you never left your office." Rose shoots back. "But we're digressing. I don't know why Lotus is upset Anon, but if she feels she might be pushed out, having me come with you-"
"-would make things worse. I get it."
>"See? You'll figure out how mares work eventually."
"I like to think I know how to work a mare." you quip, catching one of her ears.
>"Hmmm...you should really go see Lotus, but I won't mind if you stay for a little longer."
>And you do.
>Just for a bit.
>You've been rather busy and haven't made as much time for Rose as you should have.
>Eventually you ruffle her mane with a sigh, and she takes her cue to get up.
>She sees you out the door, sending you off with a reminder to get your sling.
>Rolling your eyes, you divert course to pick it up, then plot a new heading for the Spa.

>When the little bell rings overhead, you are met with silence.
>A sign at the desk says that all masseuses are busy at the moment.
>It indicates to pencil yourself into the appointment book though.
>Looking around, you decide that coltfriend privilege allows you to head into the back.
>You won't actually go into any of the rooms, you'll just... listen?
>That'll have to work.
>And it does.
>Wandering the halls, you hear Aloe with a customer in a room, but otherwise the spa is empty.

Hawkeye

Hawkeye Sun 03 Jun 2018 16:58:06 No.32463812 Report

Quoted By: >>32463821

>>32463806

>It occurs to you that Aloe never said where Lotus was.
>Shrugging, you head out of the spa and down the street to an increasingly familiar townhouse.

>Inside the home everything is quiet.
>Despite the bright autumn sun filling the room with a soft, white light, Lotus lies passed out on a couch.
>An empty bottle of wine sits next to a used glass on the coffee table.
>A couple of travel magazines lie on the floor next to the couch.
>One of them is in the middle of the room.
>Interesting.
>You can't help but hope that Aloe's trip with you didn't start a fight.
>The alcohol probably didn't help.
>Leaving Lotus lie, you quietly begin to pick up.
>You take the glass and set it in the sink.
>You drop the bottle in the recycle bin.
>You pick up all the magazines.
>As you awkwardly try to one-handedly shuffle them into a neat stack, Lotus lets out a giant yawn and groans to life.
>Blinking the sand from her eyes, she stops dead when she notices you.
>Her eyes dart to the magazines on the table, then around the room, then back to you.
>"A-Anon..."
"Hey pretty pony, how are you feeling?"
>"Anon, I-" she starts to choke up and, before you know it, she starts crying.
>She's struggling for words, and you have no idea what to do.
>Flailing for options, you discard your sling and revert to your favorite human tactic.
>You pick the pony up.
>Cradling her in your arms you can feel her tears as they soak into your shirt while you cross the room, dropping onto the love seat.
>No point trying to stop the tears, instead you choose to whisper quietly to her as she cries into your shoulder.
>You tell her she's beautiful.
>You tell her she's witty and clever.
>You tell her that she's a joy to be around.
>You tell her you love her.
>And slowly -very slowly- she begins to calm down.
>It is possibly the most uncomfortable half hour of your life.
>You dearly wish Aloe or Rose was here right now...

Hawkeye

Hawkeye Sun 03 Jun 2018 16:59:57 No.32463821 Report

Quoted By: >>32463834

>>32463812

>But then again, what if Rose is right?
>It could make things worse.
>As the sobbing slowly becomes sniveling Lotus tries for words again.
>"A-Anon...I-I-I-"
"Shh, it's fine. We can work through whatever it is together." you assure her. "You and me, okay?"
>"Okay, o-okay..." she mumbles, burying her face in your neck.
>She nuzzles in deep, forcefully even.
>Not the light, playful, tickling nuzzles you're used to from Lotus, but the long, slow contact of someone taking comfort in you simply being there.
>So you do that.
>You choose to be there, and stay there, holding her tight.
>Just when she seems content you feel her tense up again so, biting the bullet, you reach a hand to gently stroke her mane.
"You want to tell me what's wrong?"
>She's silent, but you can feel her tuck her head in, rubbing against your shoulder as she silently nods.
"Take your time."
>It only takes a minute for the normally rambunctious mare to gather her thoughts.
>"You don't have to take me to the ocean."
>Now this is an unexpected turn.
"Does this have to do with the magazines?"
>"No! No, I just...I don't want you to feel like you have to take me anywhere just because we're dating..."
"What if I want to take you on a trip?"
>"I won't say no..."
"Do you still want to see the ocean?"
>Again, she nods silently against your shoulder.
"Then why the change of heart?"
>"I-I just- I just don't want you to think I'm a b-bit digging whorse!" she exclaims, waterworks flying back into action.
>You're simply too flabbergasted to even respond at first.
>Lyra had expressed that concern on your lunch date, but that's just Lyra.
>She seems constantly terrified of screwing up.
>You're starting to wonder if you're her first coltfriend.
>But Lotus...
>She's confident.
>Forward, even.
>So where did this come from?
>Deciding that you're tired of her nodding into your shoulder, you wrap her in your arms and shift position so that you're face to face.
>Or will be.

Hawkeye

Hawkeye Sun 03 Jun 2018 17:01:28 No.32463834 Report

Quoted By: >>32463840

>>32463821

>She presses her face into your chest and wraps her arms around your neck, clinging tight.
>Only one person knows what's going on...
>Holding Lotus close against your chest, you lean in a little bit as you speak.
"Lotus, why would you ever worry about that?" you ask. "I want to spend time with you and the girls, and sometimes the best way to do that is to go far away from my office."
>As she starts to calm down again, she releases your neck and you shift her onto her back, cradling her head in one arm.
>Turning her head to avoid your gaze, she sniffs a little more as she tries to wipe the tears away, until you place a finger on her muzzle and use it to turn her head to look up at you.
>She tries to pull your hand away, but you seize the opportunity to bring the other one up to cradle her face, wiping a few tears free with your thumb.
"I don't think you're a bit-digger, Lotus. I think you're wonderful." you say, staring down at her.
>Her eyes dart to the side, avoiding yours still, but you can tell that your words are reaching her.
>Slowly the ears that lay flat a moment ago start to come back up.
>The tears cease to flow.
>A few sniffs are all that's left of the crying.
>You just hold her there, gently tracing the lines of her face.
>She sighs and settles into your arms.
>No rush.
>She'll tell you when she's ready.
>Instead, you decide to see how similar ponies are.
>A little experiment, if you will.
>Sliding one hand along her neck, she stretches her head up a little...something to investigate later.
>Right now, you bring that hand to seize an ear and gently rub it.
>She seems to like it, but not as much as Roseluck.
>Gently teasing a finger along the outer edge sets them to flicking in all directions.
>Lotus bats your hand away, but she's smiling.
>Indeed, just as ticklish there as Lyra.
"Oh, am I not allowed to play with those?" you say, going in for a second attack.

Hawkeye

Hawkeye Sun 03 Jun 2018 17:02:34 No.32463840 Report

Quoted By: >>32463850

>>32463834

>"Anon!" she yelps, flailing her hooves at you as you try to get a hold of one of her ears.
>You relent, and she sighs in relief.
>Instead you return a hand to her neck.
>She turns her head to allow better access and you slowly run a hand back and forth across her fur.
>You keep this up for a few minutes before she starts to speak.
>"Cloudchaser came to the spa yesterday."
"Oh?"
>"She has been chasing me for a while... she was very persistent."
"Was she chasing you before the bonfire?" you ask, furrowing your brow.
>"Yes" she sighs "And I know, perhaps I sent the wrong signals by going."
"So what happened yesterday?"
>"She comes in after work often, but this time she brought flowers."
>You nod silently.
>"She...she tried to kiss me."
>Immediately your eyes pop open and you look down at her.
>You don't even remember closing them.
>But now alarms are sounding in the back of your head.
>"I turned her down again, and, well you came up." she starts to sniffle again "And... a-and then she called me a b-bit digging whorse."
>Giving the mare a comforting squeeze, you resolve to confront Cloudchaser.
>In public.
>Where everypony can hear.
>And she can't start a fight without lots of ponies seeing it.
>But you will need to talk to the other girls about it first.
>You can already hear Roseluck objecting.
>Maybe you'll even ask Cadence about it.
>There's no way you can let this slide...
>...but there might be rules or customs about this.
>Crazy goddamned horses.
>"Anon...don't be mad, I didn't kiss her back-"
>Realizing you're scowling you immediately relax.
"What? I'm not mad at you, Lotus." you say shaking your head. "I am furious with Cloudy though."
>"I know you probably want to do something about it, but please don't. Just- just forget about it."
"Lotus, I-"
>"It'll only spread it all over town! Please, just stay here with me and let it go!"
>Your mouth twitches irritably as you consider her request.

Hawkeye

Hawkeye Sun 03 Jun 2018 17:03:49 No.32463850 Report

Quoted By: >>32463857

>>32463840

>On one hand, she is correct: such a confrontation would set tongues wagging.
>And in a town this small, gossip is faster than lightning.
>Still, the idea of not confronting the problem head-on irks you.
>It seems cowardly.
>You should defend your mares honor.
>Naturally, the bitch chose a time when both you and Aloe were out of town, leaving Lotus alone to fend off her unwanted advances.
>But your marefriend stood her ground.
>A strong, steadfast Stalliongrad mare.
>She was strong for you, isn't it your job now to be strong for her?
>It seems she is looking for inner strength.
>A pair of hooves pull you down to her level.
>As your lips meet hers, you resolve that -for Lotus- you will not publically confront Cloudchaser...
>...But you are still going to consult Rose.
>And Candyass.
>And maybe even Shining if he's around.
>"Hey!"
"Hmmm?"
>"This isn't the first time I've kissed you, Anon."
"That's the truth." you say, eliciting an eye-roll from Lotus.
>She takes your head in her hooves and pulls you in close again, forcing you to gaze directly into her sapphire eyes.
"I can tell when you're distracted, Anon. You're still thinking about it, aren't you?" she accuses.
"Guilty as charged." you say, shifting Lotus out of your lap and onto the couch.
>"Anon!" she cries "It's over now! Just- just forget it ever happened."
"Hmm, I can't promise that. But I won't make a big scene if you don't want me to."
>"I'd be happy just staying here with you for a while..."
"Of course." you say with a nod.
>Rolling to put yourself over her, you lean in close.
"You have my full attention." you say touching the tip of your nose to hers.

>It's about four in the afternoon and you're lying on the couch still, Lotus dozing in your lap, the magazine the two of you were leafing through on the floor beside her.
>You're only half awake yourself, but that's enough for your brain to acknowledge the sound of someone knocking on the door.

Hawkeye

Hawkeye Sun 03 Jun 2018 17:05:13 No.32463857 Report

Quoted By: >>32463863

>>32463850

>Gingerly you extract yourself from beneath Lotus, gently sliding a pillow into place under her head.
>Quickly yet quietly crossing the room, you check the peephole.
>It's Lyra.
>Checking the clock, you suppose her concert has been over for a bit now.
>Before she can knock again, you open the door.
>She pauses for a split second, hoof raised, then looks up and breaks into a beaming smile!
>"Anon! I'm so glad you're here, I meant to talk to you about Lotus before I left but then when I overslept and had to leave in a hurry I totally forgot about it so I came over-"
>Kneeling down, you put a finger to her lips.
"Lotus and I talked, and she's sleeping right now. Come on, follow me."
>Leading Lyra into the house, you pass the living room where Lotus is sleeping and make your way to the back patio.
>It's a small space, and the flower beds are already fading from green to brown as Autumn draws on, but it's comfortable in the afternoon sun.
>And the Prench doors allow you to see into the kitchen and a bit of the Living Room, so you can keep an eye open for Lotus without disturbing her.
>On your way by, you snag a bottle of zinfandel and some glasses.
>You'll replace it later.
>Lotus doesn't need any more right now anyways.
>Lyra hops into one of the two chairs outside while you pour out two glasses.
"So today was your final performance?"
>"Yeah, so now it's back to my other job mostly."
"How exactly does that work?" you ask, testing your drink.
>Light, sweet, a little floral.
>Very nice.
>"Well, everyone in the Backround Ponies -my other group- is also in the orchestra, so we put projects on hold when a concert is coming up. So now we'll really focus on that for two months until rehearsals for the orchestra start to get too intense again..."
"Intense?"

Hawkeye

Hawkeye Sun 03 Jun 2018 17:06:19 No.32463863 Report

Quoted By: >>32463868

>>32463857

>"Well yeah, we'll have a pretty easy schedule for the next two months as we try out a bunch of pieces and slowly figure out which ones we want and who gets what parts." she explains, taking a long sip from her glass. "Plus, everypony in the orchestra is either retired or working another job, so they can't work us too hard or we'd all have to quit."
"I remember you telling me they don't pay much."
>"We only have four concerts a year. Even with the grant money from Canterlot they can't afford to pay like a full time job. You have to play for a big city like Fillydelphia for that."
"So how often do you work with this other group?"
>"It'll be pretty busy for the next two weeks because we haven't done anything for almost a month now, but then it'll only be three days a week unless we suddenly get a lot of work."
"What you're telling me" you say, leaning over the arm of your chair "is that you're going to have all sorts of time and nothing to do with it?
>"I-I guess?"
"Sounds like a chance for me to find any of your other ticklish spots."
>Lyra's eyes go wide and a fierce blush threatens to ignite across her muzzle.
>She shakily lifts her glass to her lips and takes a big gulp.
"Aw, don't be embarrassed. I thought it was cute!"
>"Anoooon" she whines.
"What? Afraid Lotus might find out?"
>"Noooo..." she pouts.
"Alright, alright. I'll stop... for now. But you know, if you're going to have more free time, then maybe we could make a standing lunch date."
>"A... standing date?"
>This mare sometimes...
"You know, like every Tuesday we agree to meet at Hazel's place at noon."
>"Oh! I'd like that! But you don't have to take me to La Frite every week. That'd be expensive!"
"I can afford it..."
>"I thought you were worried about bits?"
"I, well, worried isn't exactly the right term..."
>Lyra cocks her head adorably as you try to explain.
"I just don't want joining my herd to be a burden."

Hawkeye

Hawkeye Sun 03 Jun 2018 17:07:25 No.32463868 Report

Quoted By: >>32463875

>>32463863

>"Aw, don't be silly! Herds are the opposite of that, everypony works together for the family!"
"I get it, I get it. And Cadence and I had a chat and she explained some of it to me. So I am... less worried about bits after my trip to Canterlot."
>"Rose is going to be so happy to hear that."
>"Hear what?" Lotus asks from the doorway.
"Hey pretty pony, feeling better?"
>She gives you a small smile as Lyra hops off her chair and trots up to her.
>You watch from your seat as they hold a whispered conversation.
>No telling what they're talking about, but Lyra's ears are down at first and then perk back up as the two share a hug.
>You'll ask about it later.
>Eyeing your glasses and thinking about how much Lotus has already had, you make an executive decision.
"Lotus, Aloe gets home in an hour or so, correct?" you ask, pouring what's left of your glass into Lyra's.
>She nods, and her eyes widen as you down the full glass.
"Okay, so here's the plan: Let's go grab a bunch of food for dinner and swing by Roseluck's place to pick her up and then come back here."
>Marching out of the house with a spring in your step, Lotus and Lyra hurry after you.

>Somewhere just short of the market you ran into Rose.
>Just as you entered the market, Lyra admitted that she burned water once.
>Lotus and Rose assured her that cooking wasn't hard and that anypony could do it.
>Which turned your plan to grab ready-to-go food into a plan to cook dinner as a family.
>Rose assures you it's a simple stew, and maybe a take and bake loaf of bread.
>Lotus brings up that old adage about the way to a man's heart, and notes that there's two ways it can go and she's happy to take either route.
>God have mercy on your soul.

>By the time you return to the townhome, you're carrying a bag of ingredients and two bottles of wine.
>Once inside, you're quickly pushed aside as the girls head into the kitchen.
>Rose begins unpacking vegetables while Lotus sets up the kitchen.

Hawkeye

Hawkeye Sun 03 Jun 2018 17:08:46 No.32463875 Report

Quoted By: >>32463885

>>32463868

>You just pour a glass of wine from this afternoon's bottle.
"Anything I can do?"
>Lotus, just smiles and shakes her head as Rose takes a paring knife and demonstrates how to peel a potato to Lyra.
>As you ponder a means to make yourself useful, you hear the door open.
>A moment later, two curious sapphire eyes peek around the corner.
>Walking over to the front hall, Aloe is setting her work bag beside the door and you move up to place a hand on her withers.
"Welcome home. They're teaching Lyra how to cook."
>"I see. Well, I am going to shower and then I'll be down." she says, turning up the stairs.
"Not much to help with, or so they tell me. Care to join me outside?" you ask, waggling your glass for emphasis.
>"Yes, I could use that after today."
"See you soon."
>Taking a long, slow sip of the wine, you attentively watch Aloe climb the stairs, earning you a wry smile from the mare as she turn to head into the bathroom.
>Good stuff.
>Walking through the kitchen, Lotus has something going in a big pot on the stove while Rose is watching Lyra peel potatoes.
>Not exactly riveting work.
"Hey, do you want to move on? I can finish the potatoes."
>"No! I can handle it!" Lyra immediately objects.
>The look Rose gives you is crystal clear: "Thanks for the offer, but it just isn't going to happen."
>Stepping behind the counter, you set your glass down and take a knee.
>Draping an arm over her, you pull her to your side and place a quick peck right between the ears.
"Thanks for taking the time to teach her." you say in a low tone.
>"Mmm. She's doing fine."
"It doesn't really matter how she's doing. As long as we're doing it together."
>"That was pretty cheesy, Anon."
"Cheese pairs well with wine." you counter, giving an ear a quick rub as you return to your feet.
>Rose just shakes her head as you step briefly out onto the patio.
>It's getting chilly out...maybe time to head in.
>Grabbing the bottle and glass off the table, you return to the busy kitchen.

Hawkeye

Hawkeye Sun 03 Jun 2018 17:10:16 No.32463885 Report

Quoted By: >>32463895

>>32463875

>As promised, you take a moment to pour a glass for Aloe.
>And then move to the living room, where you fiddle with the fireplace.
>It takes a minute to remember how it works, but you eventually get it to start.
>Straightening up, you notice Aloe coming down the stairs.
>You offer her hers, and drop onto the couch.
>"What, just going to leave the mares in the kitchen?"
"First off, there is no room for four mares and a human in that kitchen." you say raising a finger in objection. "And second, you aren't in there either, so hush."
>Peering around the corner, Aloe seems to contemplate the scene before acknowledging your superior logic and reasoning.
>"I don't think Rose could handle any more ponies in that kitchen right now."
"Aw, I'm sure Lyra's doing fine."
>"I think Lotus and Rose are both trying to teach at the same time."
>You just shake your head as you take a sip from your glass.
>These mares are going to drive you insane.
>Getting up, you move to the corner where you can subtly keep an eye on the kitchen without seeming like you're staring at them.
>As Lyra moves to add a fresh batch of chopped vegetables to the pot, you wave Rose over.
"How are you holding up?" you ask as she trots across the kitchen.
>You can see Lyra nervously look over, and you offer a reassuring smile before a word from Lotus draws her attention.
>"I'm fine. It would go faster if I were just doing it myself, or if it was just me and Lotus, but that's fine."
"Fine, huh?" you muse, before kneeling down to wrap her in a hug. "I've got Aloe sitting on the bench, let me know if you need her to sub in."
>"Hmmmm, I don't think I'll need it. But thanks."
"Anything I can do?"
>She shakes her head as she sighs, then steps back.
>"No, in fact, soon we'll just have to wait for it to cook."
"So you're saying I should pour a few more glasses?"
>"I'll wait until dinner."
"Suit yourself."
>As you return to your feet, Rose gives you a gentle bump before returning to the kitchen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 17:11:12 No.32463890 Report

Quoted By: >>32464253

So...
Who else is balls-deep in a horse right now?

Hawkeye

Hawkeye Sun 03 Jun 2018 17:11:46 No.32463895 Report

Quoted By: >>32463919

>>32463885

>You, in turn, head to join Aloe.
>In the living room Aloe is quiet, silently watching the flames and occasionally tasting her wine.
>How does anyone take such small sips?
>If you recall, she eats like that too... they both do.
>Mares.
>When you drop into the love seat next to her, she immediately scoots over to drop her head in your lap.
>You begin to run a hand through her mane.
"How was work?"
>"Just dreadful..." she starts, taking a serious pull from her glass before launching into a diatribe against the very concept of customer service.
>As she rants and raves about how stubborn and dumb ponies can be, you gently rub her back and offer words of agreement.
>After all, ponies -like people- can indeed be very dumb and very stubborn at times.
>Moving your hand across her withers, you can feel how tense she is.
>Applying a little pressure to your thumb, you begin to slowly work up and down either side of her back.
>Aloe gives a very lady-like grunt of surprise before subtly pushing back into your hand as you work.
>Taking this as a good sign, you continue what you're doing.
>Aloe's rant does eventually wind down, just in time for Roseluck to join you.
>Seeing no vacant real estate on the loveseat, she moves towards the nearby couch when she pauses.
>You're not sure what it is, until a hoof lifts your discarded arm sling into view.
>Before you can even make excuses, Rose just shakes her head and sets it on the coffee table, hopping up onto the couch across from you.
>The two mares start talking about some book that Aloe is reading at Rose's recommendation, and you quickly find yourself losing focus.
>Tilting your head back, you close your eyes and continue to slowly rub Aloe's back.
>Until she animatedly sits up for some reason.
>Lazily fumbling around the end table, you eventually locate your wine glass.
>Bringing it to your lips...empty.
>With a momentary grimace, you brace yourself to get up just as a pair of hooves land on your knees.

Hawkeye

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1525145964555.png, 834KiB, 1280x987

Hawkeye Sun 03 Jun 2018 17:16:22 No.32463919 Report

Quoted By: >>32464289 >>32468549 >>32469589 >>32477958

>>32463895

Opening your eyes, two deep, watery golden orbs stare back at you.
>A worried frown and tiny, almost inaudible whine is followed by the quiet *thwack* of your sling being dropped into your lap.
>Oh for God's sake...
>Lyra leans in even closer until her nose just barely touches yours, and with a sigh you relent and pick up the damn thing.
>It's unnecessary.
>Redheart is just being cautious.
>You don't really need this thing.
>But the overjoyed look on Lyra's face is worth wearing it.
>She immediately hops onto your lap -earning her a look from Aloe- and she leans in to plant a kiss on your cheek.
>"Thank you."
>You just shake your head and roll your eyes.
>As you adjust the stupid strap on the stupid sling, Lotus hops onto the couch beside Rose and the girls take off on a discussion of yet a different book.
>Your only consolation is the embarrassed squeak from Lyra when you pull her up against you, a faint blush accenting her aqua coat as you overexaggeratedly cuddle the mare.
>Over Lyra's head, you give Rose and Lotus a wink and motion for them to continue as you lean back, the smell of stewing vegetables and baking bread lulling you back into a semi-conscious state.
.
.
.
.
And that concludes Chapter 13! I may or may not add a bit more to this chapter, not 100% sure I like ending it there. But it was getting too long and I was overdue to post so here it is!

Binned here: https://pastebin.com/Cq7WHVtt

Consolidated Story here: https://pastebin.com/ZiQnVzzB

My bin here: https://pastebin.com/u/Hawkeye88

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO deebly_goncerned.jpg, 33KiB, 600x500

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 18:25:34 No.32464253 Report

Quoted By:

>>32463890

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 18:31:18 No.32464289 Report

Quoted By:

>>32463919
I'm glad to see this update. Good stuff, Hawkeye!

He-Anon and the Masters of Equestria

He-Anon and the Masters of Equestria Sun 03 Jun 2018 18:39:58 No.32464328 Report

Quoted By: >>32464370 >>32465058 >>32465071 >>32466410

>Dear Princess Celestia and Princess Luna,

>There was an accident today at the school, we were discussing the magic of Harmony and the Elements with the students.
>Unfortunately an experiment went awry and Groundskeeper Anonymous was hit by a beam of magic.
>This caused him to turn into six Anons.
>At first we thought he'd merely been copied, similar to Pinkie's encounter with the Mirror Pool.
>Instead he'd been split into what Pinkie helpfully dubbed the 'Elements of Anonymity.'
>Whilst it would have been fascinating to study these 'Elements' that no doubt make up the core of Anon.
>Getting Anon safely back in one piece took precedence. Nevertheless I was able to categorise these 'Elements' to a limited extent, as I will now detail.
>The Element of Rage. This one was fairly normal until an unsuspecting salespony attempted to sell him some casual shoes, at which point the aforementioned rage emerged resulting in heavy damage to the shoe shop.
>The Element of Sarcasm, revealed itself immediately with scathing insults both crude and witty aimed at anypony who left themselves open.
>The Element of Lust. Absconded with the entire contents of [the rest of the words have been hastily scribbled out]
>The Element of Frogs, secluded itself in Froggy Bottom Bog and screeched at anypony who attempted to approach.
>The Element of Conversation. The most polite of the Elements of Anonymity, it would attempt to start conversations with anypony it could. Though it was often interrupted by the Element of Sarcasm calling it a faggot.
>The Element of Photography, possessed incredible artistic talent as well as a gift for photography. It could also magically change existing photographs and paintings at its whim, using the incantation 'OVE NIN HUND OUR IN MSP ANT'
>Nevertheless we have managed to recombine the Elements and return Anonymous to his normal self.

>Your Faithful Student,
>Princess Twilight Sparkle

https://pastebin.com/upQSDRgu

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO full.jpg, 131KiB, 1136x851

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 18:46:28 No.32464370 Report

Quoted By:

>>32464328
>>The Element of Conversation. The most polite of the Elements of Anonymity, it would attempt to start conversations with anypony it could. Though it was often interrupted by the Element of Sarcasm calling it a faggot.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO REEEEEEEEE.jpg, 213KiB, 1230x1024

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 20:39:28 No.32465058 Report

Quoted By:

>>32464328
>>The Element of Frogs, secluded itself in Froggy Bottom Bog and screeched at anypony who attempted to approach.

REEEEEEEEE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 20:42:27 No.32465071 Report

Quoted By:

>>32464328
fukken kek

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1469746059828.gif, 1015KiB, 627x524

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 22:28:11 No.32465591 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jun 2018 01:28:29 No.32466365 Report

Quoted By: >>32466404 >>32479493

>>32463151
Ew no.

Hawkeye

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO It begins.png, 795KiB, 1189x546

Hawkeye Mon 04 Jun 2018 01:38:06 No.32466404 Report

Quoted By: >>32466496 >>32466508 >>32469864

>>32466365

Embrace the Herd, my child

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jun 2018 01:39:56 No.32466410 Report

Quoted By:

>>32464328
Good one, m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jun 2018 02:00:12 No.32466496 Report

Quoted By: >>32466679

>>32466404
Sorry m80 I can't.
I already maxed my cringe limit for the day by accidentally opening the catalog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jun 2018 02:03:05 No.32466508 Report

Quoted By: >>32467024

>>32466404
Your herd story single handedly made me okay with it.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO C931E9FC-741D-4A94-9C5D-CAE1A295 (...).gif, 2MiB, 450x600

Anonymous Mon 04 Jun 2018 02:42:26 No.32466679 Report

Quoted By: >>32467024

>>32466496

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jun 2018 04:08:57 No.32467024 Report

Quoted By:

>>32466508
>>32466679
>when they get bootyblasted enough to samefag

Fallanon !.18ItdoukM

Fallanon !.18ItdoukM Mon 04 Jun 2018 05:14:47 No.32467283 Report

Quoted By: >>32467578 >>32467665

>>32460586
>>32461639
Yeah pretty much that. I'll spare you the long version but work is now down to about half the people my shift needs so we were working swing shifts for a bit.
Having to change my sleep schedule multiple times a week didn't leave me much time to write recently.
Gonna get back to it once stuff straightens out. In the mean time I'll keep lurking and do some oneshots when I can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jun 2018 07:18:05 No.32467578 Report

Quoted By:

>>32467283
It seems like there’s something missing here in your pastebin.

>With a word of thanks to your unicorn assistants you depart for the infirmary.

>With the gate raised you step out to meet the bedraggled looking guard.

What gate? How did he get from the infirmary to the gate? Why is he the one talking to the guard instead of a pony authority?

Fallanon !.18ItdoukM

Fallanon !.18ItdoukM Mon 04 Jun 2018 07:59:09 No.32467665 Report

Quoted By:

>>32467283
Ah yeah, still need to fix that, thank you for the reminder

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jun 2018 15:10:18 No.32468549 Report

Quoted By: >>32469497

>>32463919
It's their first meal as a family! I love it! I hope they start doing this on a regular basis. It would certain help strengthen the bond they are forming. I am disheartened to know Anon won't name an Alpha yet. I understand his logic but it does seem unfair to the girls. It's like saying "I'm going to see if someone better shows up". I know that's not his thinking but it's the first thing that came to my mind and I'm sure at least one of the girls might think the same. Take Lyra for example. She already has this unfounded doubt about her standing with Anon and the girls. Throwing in that Anon 'can't decide on an Alpha' could make her worry even more.

This is a good place to end the chapter. Especially if the next has the dinner conversation and the topics of the Alpha position and Cloudy's harassment of Lotus come up. Anon should let them know how he feels about the former and they all should be aware the latter. It's likely; in my mind at least, that something will need to be said as a family. Logic being that the harassment of one is the harassment of all.

Very good update Hawkey. Good story progression and I'm thrilled that they've started doing something as a family. As always, I look forward to reading the next chapter.

>9

Hawkeye

Hawkeye Mon 04 Jun 2018 18:39:19 No.32469497 Report

Quoted By: >>32469515 >>32470167 >>32471008

>>32468549

(Inconsequential) Spoiler Alert:

I hadn't planned on any major news at dinner, and may even skip over it. It is intended to be a nice, family meal (the first of many, ideally) and not only does Lotus explicity NOT want to discuss Cloudchaser, Rose and Anon left their Alpha conversation on an uncomfortable note that I think Anon would want to avoid introducing to such a pleasant atmosphere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jun 2018 18:47:57 No.32469515 Report

Quoted By: >>32470167 >>32471058

>>32469497
A pleasant evening together just doing family things sounds like the kind of thing that the audience needs to be aware of taking place, but definitely not with specific detail. That sounds like a good narrative call, Hawkeye.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jun 2018 19:12:05 No.32469589 Report

Quoted By: >>32471058

>>32463919
is it just me or does Anon really hit the bottle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jun 2018 20:29:04 No.32469864 Report

Quoted By: >>32471058

>>32466404
Without fail every Anon ruins Equestria.
There are no happy endings.
There are no exceptions.
It might take a lifetime or longer, but it always happens.
Lust, destruction, apathy, lust again, insanity, and death.
It's all we do.
It's all we know how to do.
Horse pussy is worth damning a civilization or two.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jun 2018 21:35:10 No.32470167 Report

Quoted By: >>32471058

>>32469497
I can understand narratively speaking though I agree with
>>32469515 . Something brief indicating that the dinner went well without going into specifics would be good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jun 2018 01:08:22 No.32471008 Report

Quoted By: >>32471058

>>32469497
You do you, senpai.

Hawkeye

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Jackpot.png, 325KiB, 690x891

Hawkeye Tue 05 Jun 2018 01:21:55 No.32471058 Report

Quoted By: >>32471082 >>32471097 >>32472467 >>32474619

>>32469515
>>32470167
>>32471008

I am always open to feedback and have previously incorporated suggestions into the story itself. Thanks for reading!

>>32469589
Yeah, how about that.

>>32469864
HORSE PUSSY

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jun 2018 01:27:23 No.32471082 Report

Quoted By: >>32471097 >>32471098

>>32471058
The only thing the story's feeling a smidge overloaded on is one on one vignettes. They're sweet, but now that you've given Lyra hers, the set of current mares is complete and group outings and narrative-centric events are feeling needed for the next part of the story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jun 2018 01:30:16 No.32471097 Report

Quoted By:

>>32471082
>>32471058
It might be good to tie things back to the wider world of Equestria some more, too.

Hawkeye

Hawkeye Tue 05 Jun 2018 01:30:21 No.32471098 Report

Quoted By: >>32471237 >>32471352

>>32471082

This is a reasonable criticism and one I've heard before. The dinner scene was intended to be the beginning of a shift in that direction, though one-on-one interaction won't be entirely going away, that's simply not practical. But I feel you on the need for more scenes with the mares interacting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jun 2018 01:56:51 No.32471237 Report

Quoted By:

>>32471098
I was just thinking. It might be good that they set a standing family dinner night. Maybe take turns hosting it until the house is ready. This could also give you a device to convey a conversation that was had "last night" without going into full details of another dinner if it's not needed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jun 2018 02:17:16 No.32471327 Report

Quoted By:

>>32463202
>BBC bull
Stock exchange or the myth?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jun 2018 02:21:19 No.32471352 Report

Quoted By: >>32471361 >>32471372

>>32471098
Oh, and another idea. Thinking back to the "Alpha" conversation with Anon and Rose. Twilight sees how well the herd is coming together during the dinner night Anon hosts at the castle. (Anon figures it gives Spike a night off from cooking too.) Twilight decides to approach Anon and Rose privately after the dinner (same night or other day) to express her interest in joining the herd. Twilight assumes Rose *is* the Alpha which is why she asks to speak with Anon and Rose. This could assuage the they had about Rose being the Alpha mare.

Please forgive my bit of wish fulfillment autism there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jun 2018 02:23:29 No.32471361 Report

Quoted By:

>>32471352
>...assuage the doubts they had about Rose being the Alpha mare.
Ugh, I swear I typed that correctly before posting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jun 2018 02:25:11 No.32471372 Report

Quoted By: >>32471492

>>32471352
I'm not sure Rose makes sense as the Alpha Mare if Twilight Sparkle or Rarity join the herd unless their roles in it are less intimately involved in the comings and goings than the ones with Lyra, Aloe, Lotus, and Rose so far, but that leaves two excellent characters nearly sidelined in the process.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jun 2018 02:50:26 No.32471492 Report

Quoted By:

>>32471372
That anon here. In my mind Rarity is his best friend. I'm talking sibling level best friends. Anon and Rarity don't think of each other romantically. Twilight wouldn't be intimately involved with the details/running of the family with Rose as the Alpha anyway. Twilight's role in the family could be an interesting contrast point story-wise.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO large[1].jpg, 270KiB, 953x1024

Anonymous Tue 05 Jun 2018 07:00:34 No.32472467 Report

Quoted By:

>>32471058
Result of that pic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jun 2018 08:29:59 No.32472662 Report

Quoted By:

>>32463202
What? I’m confused, how is one person having a harem while others have unrelated marriages that are mostly monogomous even remotely cuck? When he said that they make an exception for Anon, it should be inferred that the exception is that Anon has multiple wives that are married to him and no other stallions, not that he’s going around fucking other people’s wives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jun 2018 08:31:58 No.32472665 Report

Quoted By: >>32472677

>>32463218
Murder, starvation, and infertility are nature’s way of controlling population growth. Being natural doesn’t make something good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jun 2018 08:41:33 No.32472677 Report

Quoted By: >>32472775

>>32472665
Nature is not proactive. These are just things that happen, and the product is a stable population.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jun 2018 08:47:50 No.32472682 Report

Quoted By:

>>32401488
My only problem with this is that I’m not a lolrandomxD retard and my clones would presumably also not be that. I totally agree that it’s a retarded idea, though. In my case, my clones would probably all have panic attacks immediately upon realizing that they are clones. If they survived the ennui, we’d probably get on well enough. I’d defer to myself if I were my clone, but that might just be the autism speaking.

heckleranon !!3i0RqRmj6Za

heckleranon !!3i0RqRmj6Za Tue 05 Jun 2018 09:24:40 No.32472726 Report

Quoted By: >>32472734

>>32445888
I will preface this with the fact that I appreciate your willingness to ask for criticism. However, this may sound cruel. This is because I am a jerk who is autistic about writing.

I don’t think English is your first language. There are many points where small details are missing, and others where the wording is just uncomfortable. Example: “It sure is go ahead and take a seat.” This reads as if an unfeeling robot is trying to offer me a spiked surface to wait on until it’s my turn to go to the human exterminator. The next sentence is no better. I’ve no clue what “leads your seat” means, but it can’t possibly be good. Is the seat also a robot?

Your ‘characters’, if they can be called that, are sock puppets. They say things, and things happen around them, but ultimately everything has been hollow. I feel no emotion towards anything you have written, besides cringing at the formatting and syntax.

Speaking of formatting, the only black text should be Anon speaking.

I don’t want to get into the syntax issues, because I’d be so triggered that I’d have to go through all of your posts and fix them. Suffice to say, I’m not sure if you know what a comma is (even if you’ve used a few), nor if you know the difference between “to” and “too” or “there”, “their”, and “they’re”.

Also, I’m fairly certain that you’re new to 4chan in general. Your mannerisms and way of communicating both in and out of your story give me the taste of normie / reddit-tier immigrant. You need to lurk more and assimilate the chan “culture”. For example, the dashes you do around some of your non-greentext lines screams “I’m fresh off the boat from shitty forum RPs.”

Overall, it’s bad. The only way to salvage it is to get better at English and lurk to learn what is actually expected.

Is there anything people really want to see a green about? I don’t want to seem like I’m talking out of my ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jun 2018 09:33:25 No.32472734 Report

Quoted By: >>32472787

>>32472726
You're not really wrong, but it also seems like you're giving an overly harsh interpretation by not attempting to understand what Horsefucker/Writefag was attempting to get across with the green to this point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jun 2018 09:59:10 No.32472775 Report

Quoted By: >>32473020

>>32472677
I know, that’s the point I was making.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jun 2018 10:05:23 No.32472787 Report

Quoted By: >>32472793

>>32472734
I understand exactly what he’s trying to do, but he’s doing a very poor job of it. I don’t think it’s biased or overly harsh at all. If someone is writing something extremely poorly, even if you can vaguely understand it, it is still bad.

For example, take your favorite plot.
Add spelling and grammar errors.
Make the formatting bad.
Change the dialogue to be flat and uninteresting.
Take away everything unique, and have the author put in weird anecdotes that just make you cringe.
Have them do single line OOC explanations every time a new term is brought up.
Do you still like it? If you say yes, you’re either a liar or need to be killed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jun 2018 10:09:39 No.32472793 Report

Quoted By: >>32473004

>>32472787
You're still kinda missing the boat; you gotta give him a bit more actionable information so he understand why he's producing an unsatisfactory story. Where is it missing details that break up the narrative pacing? Why not tell him "you need to treat them like characters, you can't tell a story with an endless stream of he-said she-said statements?" etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jun 2018 11:53:00 No.32473004 Report

Quoted By: >>32473875

>>32472793
Because I don’t want to teach a beginner how to write from scratch, I haven’t slept in nearly three days from insomnia, and I hit character limit. I even prefaced the entire thing by telling him I’m an autistic jerk. It’s not my responsibility to fix everything for him. If everyone is spoon fed everything, they don’t learn how to improve. They’ll learn specific points, but the points usually won’t generalize universally.

tl;dr: I’m not his English professor, and I’m deliriously tired.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jun 2018 12:03:25 No.32473020 Report

Quoted By:

>>32472775
>I know, that’s the point I was making.
That's fair. I just wanted to address the grammar that usually goes into conversations about nature and biology, which usually treat nature as though it has its own sense of agency. Which it doesn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jun 2018 17:26:55 No.32473875 Report

Quoted By: >>32474915 >>32495465

>>32473004
You should take up a hobby, like drinking.
Now my sleep issues are no more

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jun 2018 20:35:26 No.32474619 Report

Quoted By:

>>32471058
Horse pussy is life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jun 2018 21:42:36 No.32474915 Report

Quoted By: >>32474963

>>32473875
I would, but I take medication that could potentially kill me if I drank much. Unfortunately, I still fear the void more than I want to kill myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jun 2018 21:56:42 No.32474963 Report

Quoted By: >>32475141

>>32474915
>I still fear the void more than I want to kill myself.
That's good, friend. That means you're still human.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jun 2018 22:33:46 No.32475141 Report

Quoted By: >>32475397

>>32474963
I’ll probably pass the threshold once there’s finally nobody left to care about me. I want to die, but I don’t want to hurt people that I would leave behind. That’s why I distance myself from everyone. At this point it’s just waiting until my family finally gives up on me.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO imblying-1.png, 124KiB, 1000x900

Anonymous Tue 05 Jun 2018 23:34:32 No.32475397 Report

Quoted By:

>>32475141
>nobody left to care
Tfb.
I'll still give a fuck about you. You're here too still and that's a good enough reason for me to

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jun 2018 23:50:21 No.32475468 Report

Quoted By: >>32476333

>day 2 in Equestria
>hanging with the horses
>Skittles is telling some story you've heard her tell five times already in two days
>"And it was amazeballs!" she says
>you furrow your brow. Really?
"No."
>all turn to look at you
>you drop your trousers
"THESE are amazeballs."
>Applejack smirks. "What's so 'mazin' about 'em, sugarcube?"
"They light up and they play music."
>and they DO
>Skittles is suitably impressed. "Ooooooo!"
"I've also got an organ and I can play music with it."
>Purplesmart is having none of it, though
>"You're no longer allowed to hang out with Discord."
>it was a day of give and take

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jun 2018 03:54:58 No.32476333 Report

Quoted By: >>32477040

>>32475468
But what was day one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jun 2018 09:18:33 No.32477040 Report

Quoted By: >>32477440

>>32476333
monday

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jun 2018 13:37:10 No.32477440 Report

Quoted By: >>32477865 >>32478921

>>32477040
No, Sunday is the first day. Luna is rather upset with that. Not only is Moon-day second, but Celestia didn't notice that all the calendars misspelled it until Luna pointed it out when she got back from the moon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jun 2018 16:15:33 No.32477865 Report

Quoted By:

>>32477440
Pointless argument against the glory that is Taco Tuesday.
Followed by diarrhea Wednesday.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO aloe_by_kawaiipony2-d8zb8lj.jpg, 2MiB, 2800x2800

Anonymous Wed 06 Jun 2018 16:50:41 No.32477958 Report

Quoted By: >>32478294 >>32479435 >>32479716

>>32463919
I like it, please continue. I wish you would update more frequently than once in 2-3 month.

Hawkeye

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Pretty Pony.gif, 285KiB, 853x480

Hawkeye Wed 06 Jun 2018 18:29:47 No.32478294 Report

Quoted By: >>32479435

>>32477958

You and me both, brother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jun 2018 21:23:37 No.32478921 Report

Quoted By:

>>32477440
Praise the moon

Mandroid

Mandroid Wed 06 Jun 2018 23:37:11 No.32479435 Report

Quoted By: >>32479716

>>32477958
>>32478294
Welcome to my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jun 2018 23:52:26 No.32479493 Report

Quoted By:

>>32466365
>monogamy for life
Patrician.

Hawkeye

Hawkeye Thu 07 Jun 2018 01:01:28 No.32479716 Report

Quoted By: >>32479781 >>32479951

>>32477958
>>32479435

It's kind of disheartening sometimes...when I first got on the ride this board was so busy it didn't matter if a particular writer updated slowly, because they were probably one of a dozen you were following, and if each of them updated once every two months that was more than one anticipated update a week. It was great. Readers got content, writers had an easy schedule.

Sometimes I feel old, hanging around this place.

Mandroid

Mandroid Thu 07 Jun 2018 01:13:36 No.32479781 Report

Quoted By: >>32479951 >>32480041 >>32480769

>>32479716
I feel old a lot but regret? Nah.
Regret is something that people feel when they can't enjoy something anymore, I've got enough creative brain cells to rub together to keep enjoying what I write so here I am.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jun 2018 01:56:10 No.32479951 Report

Quoted By:

>>32479716
>>32479781
Personally, I don't mind slow updates so long as I know the writer is still around and working on it. 'Quality over quantity' I say. I deeply appreciate the time taken to create the content we enjoy and I'm sure there are plenty of lurkers who feel the same.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jun 2018 02:06:04 No.32479976 Report

Quoted By: >>32481046

>>32457083
what the hell happened to the thread it just fucking died and i cant find it ever since

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jun 2018 02:16:59 No.32480011 Report

Quoted By:

>day snausages in Equestria
>you've had enough of this smirking goddamned horse
"You BITCH! I'll make you into sausages!"
>she smirks
>she pretends to be sniffing away tears but she's smirking
>"I wish you wouldn't say such hurtful things, Anon. It's just the wurst."
>the pun makes your head a splode
>bad end

Hawkeye

Hawkeye Thu 07 Jun 2018 02:27:45 No.32480041 Report

Quoted By: >>32480769

>>32479781

Oh, I have no regrets. I'm writing my story because I very much enjoy it. I don't for one minute have any regrets about writing for /mlp/.

But I do get a bit wistful looking at all the dead writefags in the master list.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jun 2018 06:28:09 No.32480769 Report

Quoted By: >>32480840

>>32480041
>>32479781
Yeah, that's real nice ladies, now where's that guy who was doing war in Equestria?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Not Even Bismuth.jpg, 237KiB, 917x720

Anonymous Thu 07 Jun 2018 06:51:15 No.32480840 Report

Quoted By: >>32481129

>>32480769

Hawkeye

Hawkeye Thu 07 Jun 2018 07:28:50 No.32480914 Report

Quoted By: >>32480947

I suppose I could join the circlejerk if anyone even still uses it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jun 2018 07:45:01 No.32480947 Report

Quoted By: >>32481073

>>32480914
Message 8th over Skype.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jun 2018 08:41:57 No.32481046 Report

Quoted By:

>>32479976
Exactly that anon, it died. I know I'll be moving to this thread as I said I would when that happened. I do hope Superiority and HSD come as well, I enjoyed their work

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jun 2018 08:54:55 No.32481073 Report

Quoted By: >>32481075

>>32480947
8th is a nigger right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jun 2018 08:56:51 No.32481075 Report

Quoted By: >>32481155 >>32482716

>>32481073
Worse. He's Australian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jun 2018 09:39:24 No.32481129 Report

Quoted By: >>32481142 >>32487069

>>32480840
No really, I wanna say his name was twentyone niner or something. Was a good story, had NukeAnon, CanadAnon, Nugget, NaziAnon and then there was this squad of cringelords called Alpha Squad. It did creep near the edge at on point but then jumped back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jun 2018 09:47:26 No.32481142 Report

Quoted By: >>32481153

>>32481129
Wait do you mean the old War in Equestria threads? I used to write for that too, was great fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jun 2018 09:57:04 No.32481153 Report

Quoted By: >>32481907

>>32481142
No no, I liked that too but there was this guy here, he was doing this thing where a bunch of Anons saw a post on /mlp/ from Celestia asking for help, the protagonist Anon replied and got sent there. A couple Anons replied with pics of tanks and shit and got it when they got there. Last update had a Anon dropping a nuclear bomb on a changling hive because the changelings were getting the ability to turn into humans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jun 2018 10:00:26 No.32481155 Report

Quoted By: >>32481740

>>32481075
Oh that is worse

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jun 2018 15:32:51 No.32481740 Report

Quoted By:

>>32481155
Oh no

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jun 2018 16:35:57 No.32481907 Report

Quoted By: >>32482917

>>32481153
That Anon is correct. The story started in the "War in Equestria" threads. Taker1024 then brought it back to life here with a re-write.

Original (sort of. I think he started the re-write here but then made a new bin instead):
"Volunteers" by Taker1024
https://pastebin.com/akijSbQE

The re-write:
"Volunteers: The Re-Hash" by Taker 1024
https://pastebin.com/cN5mPXtR

I'm not a fan of HFY but it's been an entertaining read. I give them marks for only describing the violence as needed and where it makes sense in the story. It's not just there for shock value. Last update to the bin was beginning of last month.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jun 2018 20:33:46 No.32482716 Report

Quoted By:

>>32481075
You mean a Cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jun 2018 21:12:58 No.32482861 Report

Quoted By: >>32483520 >>32484011

>>32392966
Any greens of Anon being in Equestria pre-banishment or even farther in the past? I haven't seen but one or two.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jun 2018 21:28:28 No.32482917 Report

Quoted By:

>>32481907
I'd like it more if the cast didn't get so big.

HFY stories are somewhat fun now and then, but a big problem that often happens with them is the human cast gets too large. In efforts to keep the HFY train going, but not making a Gary Stu main character, new humans continuously get introduced to emphasize different aspects of HFY. The focus shifts heavily away from the Equestrians and it becomes extremely hard to remain emotionally invested as they gradually take a backseat to the ever growing tumor that is the human cast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jun 2018 00:14:11 No.32483520 Report

Quoted By:

>>32482861
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jun 2018 02:27:50 No.32484011 Report

Quoted By: >>32497240

>>32482861
Here's one that never finished.
https://pastebin.com/w6pd2B5Q

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jun 2018 05:24:12 No.32484545 Report

Quoted By:

Early morning horse pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jun 2018 06:16:44 No.32484651 Report

Quoted By: >>32485888

>Due to Derpy being Derpy, she risks getting her child, Dinky, taken away from her by the authorities
>The only thing that can legally save them both if she's married and has a husband who can look out for both of them
>Anon steps in and proposes to her right there and then
>Derpy says yes so she can keep Dinky
>Many knows it is just a fake marriage but keep it to themselves to help Derpy
>It'll just be for a couple of months until some paperwork is done so Derpy can keep the kid even if she's single, then they'll get a divorce
>Simple as that, right?

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 998343__safe_artist-colon-bradle (...).gif, 25KiB, 512x256

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Fri 08 Jun 2018 06:36:39 No.32484711 Report

Quoted By: >>32484712

>"We're here," states the gruff voice in the dark as it rips the tape from Gruff MacIronbeard's mouth.
>Gruff MacIronbeard looked up at his assailant. Dark and matted fur covered the minotaur's large build. Like a distant fiery star, one red eye looked down at him as the other was covered by a leather eye patch to hide the wound Gruff gave to him so many years ago.
>"Ah, I was wondering what happened to you after Saddle Arabia, Maddox 'Mad Bull' Musclehorn."
>The hitminotaur grinned, his yellowed teeth dimly flashing in the pitch blackness of the night.
>"Yes, you should have buried my entire body. Vultures can be rather... Helpful with the right motivation it seems."
>The large and menacing hitminotaur smiled once again before his big arms gripped Gruff MacIronbeard and pulled him out from the carriage boot.
>"And don't try anything," and exasperated Maddox 'Mad Bull' Musclehorn added while revealing a magical scroll, "This fireball will leave you unrecognisable, I daresay as it will singe more than your coat."
>Gruff MacIronbeard gritted his teeth before being lead into the woods, his arms bound tightly behind him. Leaves and twigs rustled and snapped underhoof as they ventured deeper. Once they were in a ways, Maddox 'Mad Bull' Musclehorn suddenly pulled loose on the rope before shoving Gruff MacIronbeard forward hard enough to stumbled and fall to his knees. Just as Gruff MacIronbeard was about to turn around to fight, Maddox 'Mad Bull' Musclehorn waved the scroll a little.
>"Uh-ah-ah." Maddox 'Mad Bull' Musclehorn grinned wildly, the pleasure etched on every crease of his smile.
>That's when Gruff MacIronbeard noticed beside him stood a shovel, planted partway into the ground.
>"Yes, I'll have to get you to dig a couple feet."
>"That's cold," Gruff MacIronbeard replied, referring more to that just the night air as his muscles tensed visibly in anger.

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1428739647645.png, 158KiB, 832x700

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Fri 08 Jun 2018 06:37:11 No.32484712 Report

Quoted By: >>32484713

>>32484711
>Maddox 'Mad Bull' Musclehorn sighed, "Look, first I had to subdue you, drive us all the way out here, and I've got to bury you afterwards. It's tiring work, the least you could do is help me out."
>Gruff MacIronbeard furrows his brow as Gruff MacIronbeard gives it some thought but ultimately, his sympathy gives out and Gruff MacIronbeard proceeded to dig. Feeling more relieved about his lightened to-do list, Maddox 'Mad Bull' Musclehorn leans against a nearby tree to revel in the silence. Save for Gruff MacIronbeard's grunts and shovelling.
>"You've ticked off quite a few griffons, you know."
>"Yeah? I don't recall doing anything special down that way."
>"Well, maybe not. But all your interference in Yak-Yakistan caused a few issues with them. Seems they had some kind of plan."
>"Are you sure you should be telling me this, just ratting your clients out like that?" Gruff MacIronbeard grunts.
>"I'm not worried. It's not like you'll be doing anything about it. But, it seems they know about our... shared history. Two birds, one stone. It must be fate," Maddox 'Mad Bull' Musclehorn looks skyward with a smirk.
>And that's when Gruff MacIronbeard shovels a head of dirt right over his shoulder and into Maddox 'Mad Bull' Musclehorn's face. As Maddox 'Mad Bull' Musclehorn coughs and splutters Maddox 'Mad Bull' Musclehorn doesn't notice the firm iron shovel swinging at high speed directly into his face. Even if Maddox 'Mad Bull' Musclehorn is on the floor and in a daze, Gruff MacIronbeard wastes no time, Gruff MacIronbeard is up and out of the hole before darting off to the carriage.
-----
>"What are you doing? Keep reading," Moonie excitedly shrieks as she shakes you by the collar.
"Look at the time."
>"Forget the time. I need to know what happens to Gruff."
"Tomorrow. It's bed time."
>"No," Moonie screams and struggles as you lift her up.
"And I think you mean Gruff MacIronbeard. Not Gruff."
>"What?"

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1405718__safe_artist-colon-ravvi (...).png, 398KiB, 1024x1158

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Fri 08 Jun 2018 06:37:43 No.32484713 Report

Quoted By: >>32484715

>>32484712
>With Moonie slung under one arm, you glance at the pages of the book again.
"You never notice how they always say a characters full name?"
>"That's... Just Minotaur mannerisms or something. Now read more."
"Bed," you reply flatly in your 'parental' voice.
>"You can't just read an action packed Minotaur book and expect me to sleep part way."
"Well, then no more reading it before bed."
>"Okay!" She yields.
-----
>You place the unresistant filly on the floor and she slumps off to the bathroom for a minute then returns. Suspicious of her, you kneel down.
"Breath."
>"What? Don't you trust me?"
"To brush? No. Breath."
>Moonie rolls her eyes and gives a heavy breathe in your face. The minty freshness of toothpaste is strong but that smug smirk gives her away. It's not the kind of smug one uses when they've won, it's the kind of smug you would put on when you're confident in a plan.
"What's the new trick?"
>Moonie's face freezes in place. Then after a moment's silence, she sulks.
>"I thought eating some would work."
"While I admire the persistence and constant creativity, if you don't start brushing them I'll do it for you."
>"Okay, okay."
>This time you lean in the doorway and watch her. She pokes a mint foamed tongue at your reflection while brushing. You just smile back.
-----
>Then once she is done, you follow her into her room where you tuck her into bed.
>"Hey, Anon?"
>Her voice is rather soft. A not a tired kind of soft either, though she did yawn. It draws your attention and alarms you a little. But the dad in you can't resist.
"Hello Moonie."
>She rolls her eyes and whines, "Anon."
"Yes?"
>"When is your birthday exactly?"
"You're only just now asking?"
>The filly merely shrugs.
"I don't know to be perfectly honest. The months and days in the year are different. I have no idea how I'd transfer the day over. Why, is Pinkie planning a party for me?"
>Her silence gives it away.
"Don't worry, I'll act surprised."

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 635915__safe_artist-colon-midnig (...).png, 177KiB, 1050x973

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Fri 08 Jun 2018 06:38:15 No.32484715 Report

Quoted By: >>32485686 >>32485698 >>32486018 >>32486623 >>32497664

>>32484713
>"The thing what I wanted to know is, why is it a different day every year. Pinkie says it's a secret."
"There's no special reason behind it," you chuckle, "She just figured if she does one party on every day of the year then she is bound to have gotten it right at least once. Though twice now she has thrown two on the same year so you can never tell."
>"Oh," Moonie's remarks dejectedly, clearly expecting something a bit more. "So, how old are you then?"
"You know, it's rude to ask a gentlemen his age."
>"That's only for ladies," she defiantly replies in that childish arrogance that refuses to be tricked by an adult, "And you're not a gentleman."
"You wound me so," you dramatically retort as you clutch your chest.
>"How old are you?" She repeats with a sing-song whine.
"Why? Is it important?"
>She shakes her head no and then covers herself a little further under the blanket, giving a partial roll away from you. You give a tisk and then pull her back.
>"I'm just asking," she responds dismissively, "You are old after all."
>A quiet calm fills the room. Even the crickets outside that normally are busily chirping away can barely be heard. You take a breath as you wonder exactly what the issue could be, even thinking on this morning. You've got a decent guess but still, this entire thing caught you unawares. Unable to definitely put your finger on it, you try some words of comfort.
"You know... When you're young you feel like you'll live forever. But... that does seem like forever ago now. Though, I'm not going anywhere yet. I've still got many, many years ahead. Actually... I'm going to live forever. I've just decided. Or at least a thousand or so years. Just to see what happens."
>"You're being silly," Moonie pokes her tongue at you.
"Heh, yeah. Anyway, Goodnight Moonie."
>"Goodnight, Anon. Sweet dreams."
"You too," you reply as you give her a soft peck on the forehead.

https://pastebin.com/kdsEEAUt @ Line 965

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jun 2018 15:11:44 No.32485686 Report

Quoted By:

>>32484715
Thanks for that you didgeridoo fucking cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jun 2018 15:14:21 No.32485698 Report

Quoted By:

>>32484715
Thanks for that tug on the heartstrings 8th. I so love this Filly NMM story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jun 2018 16:41:23 No.32485888 Report

Quoted By:

>>32484651
Pastebin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jun 2018 17:29:47 No.32486018 Report

Quoted By:

>>32484715
I don't think I can ever get enough of Moonie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jun 2018 20:55:32 No.32486623 Report

Quoted By: >>32486748

>>32484715
So do you just search for Anon+young Nightmare Moon on the internet or do you request picures/receive fan art? Because you got a lot of shit.

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 507502__safe_solo_cute_filly_nig (...).png, 436KiB, 1023x655

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Fri 08 Jun 2018 21:42:12 No.32486748 Report

Quoted By: >>32491496 >>32499777

>>32486623
I've gotten 12 as fan art, 3 images I did myself, 1 I commissioned and the rest was found through searches.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jun 2018 23:27:03 No.32487069 Report

Quoted By: >>32488904 >>32489517

>>32481129
He called himself Ten Twenty Four, I think.

He ded, along with all the other writefags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jun 2018 05:16:55 No.32488904 Report

Quoted By:

>>32487069
Oh, well god dammit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jun 2018 11:24:42 No.32489517 Report

Quoted By:

>>32487069
Can I be dead too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jun 2018 14:32:14 No.32489804 Report

Quoted By: >>32489815 >>32491804

If no one else has told you lately I want to say this, I'm proud of you. I think you're doing just fine and that your hard work will pay off soon. I see your struggles and I admire your persistence.
Good work son.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jun 2018 14:35:38 No.32489815 Report

Quoted By: >>32491104

>>32489804
Thanks Dad!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jun 2018 18:14:10 No.32491104 Report

Quoted By: >>32495345

>>32489815
Anon's dad ends up in Equestria some years after he ended up there

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jun 2018 20:01:57 No.32491496 Report

Quoted By: >>32499777 >>32502847

>>32486748
>3 images I did myself
Would it be wrong of me to kindly ask you to make more Moonie art for us?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jun 2018 20:59:45 No.32491804 Report

Quoted By: >>32492025

>>32489804
Now tell me I'm pretty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jun 2018 21:46:35 No.32492025 Report

Quoted By: >>32493228 >>32494040

>>32491804
You're pretty gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 02:37:43 No.32493228 Report

Quoted By:

>>32492025
Ouch. My pride.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 06:47:14 No.32494040 Report

Quoted By:

>>32492025
How will Anon ever recover.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1544837__suggestive_artist-colon (...).png, 21KiB, 324x223

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 15:32:32 No.32495345 Report

Quoted By:

>>32491104

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 16:04:51 No.32495465 Report

Quoted By: >>32495558 >>32496418

>>32473875
Before I started doing drugs, I had so many different problems. Now I just have one, the drugs! Gave my life a real focus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 16:22:49 No.32495558 Report

Quoted By: >>32496299

>>32495465
Before I started doing poni, I had so many different problems. Now I have just one, the poni! Gave my life a real focus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 19:13:07 No.32496299 Report

Quoted By:

>>32495558
You're not wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 19:40:42 No.32496418 Report

Quoted By:

>>32495465
I never did finish that movie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 23:12:31 No.32497240 Report

Quoted By: >>32497268

>>32484011
oh fuck, clarissa wrote it
she's still here, maybe someone can convince her to finish it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 23:18:11 No.32497268 Report

Quoted By: >>32497539

>>32497240
yes pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 00:39:53 No.32497539 Report

Quoted By:

>>32497268
I'm fairly certain that Clarissa is still alive and writing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 01:18:14 No.32497664 Report

Quoted By: >>32497716

>>32484715
I'm too old for this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 01:31:46 No.32497716 Report

Quoted By: >>32497751

>>32497664
I need an adult.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO maxresdefault.jpg, 61KiB, 1280x720

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 01:39:34 No.32497751 Report

Quoted By: >>32498788 >>32499302

>>32497716
I am an adult

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 08:32:18 No.32498788 Report

Quoted By: >>32498797

>>32497751
Then why are you watching a children's tv show??

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 08:37:09 No.32498797 Report

Quoted By: >>32500235 >>32500303

>>32498788
Probably the same reason you are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 14:26:34 No.32499302 Report

Quoted By:

>>32497751
Me too!
We should hang out

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 17:56:47 No.32499777 Report

Quoted By: >>32502377 >>32502847

>>32486748
>>32491496
I second this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 20:10:50 No.32500235 Report

Quoted By:

>>32498797
The porn?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 20:31:43 No.32500303 Report

Quoted By: >>32500480 >>32500568 >>32502137

>>32498797
Mister I'm only nine...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 21:29:31 No.32500480 Report

Quoted By: >>32500730

>>32500303
underage b&

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO TooOldNoGrannies.jpg, 56KiB, 1420x946

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 21:52:00 No.32500568 Report

Quoted By: >>32502137

>>32500303

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 22:30:13 No.32500730 Report

Quoted By:

>>32500480
Hue, I got one before for a couple days for making the same joke a long time ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 23:11:46 No.32500879 Report

Quoted By:

>>32397913
>"Hey kid, wanna spurt seed?"
"I don't like gardening."
>"The garden's in your mind, and I got the tools for digging."
"Why are you wagging your butt?"
>"Ugh, how can I make this any more clear for you? We've been doing this for years!"
"You've been doing this for years. I'm just along for the ride."
>"Then shut up and ride this pony!"
"I'm not a little girl."
>"That's the point!"
"I'm confused."
>"Of course you are, Anon, of course you are."
"If it makes you feel any better I think sex with horses is gross."
>"Wait, what!?"

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO drake[1].jpg, 132KiB, 800x450

Anonymous Tue 12 Jun 2018 05:09:09 No.32502137 Report

Quoted By:

>>32500303
>>32500568

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jun 2018 06:50:58 No.32502377 Report

Quoted By: >>32502750 >>32502847

>>32499777
heaven trips means he has to do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jun 2018 10:13:37 No.32502750 Report

Quoted By: >>32502847

>>32502377
I'm all for forcing 8th to do something.

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 221464__safe_solo_cute_filly_nig (...).png, 183KiB, 1548x586

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Tue 12 Jun 2018 11:17:35 No.32502836 Report

Quoted By: >>32502837

>"What do you mean?" Barks Moonie, puzzlement etched on her face.
>You shrug.
"I dunno. I don't remember any of them, but Luna said they were weird."
>"She never told you about them?"
"I asked a few times but she would just tell me to go away," you shrug once more.
>"So, I can't then?"
"I'm not saying that, only giving you some kind of forewarning. Luna said she never went into my dreams again after the a few times."
>In the surprise, Moonie scampers a little on the spot that reminds you of an over excited puppy.
>"Tonight?" She beams.
"You're eager."
>"Come on," she pleads in the trademark manner that only kids seem to do to get their way.
"It seems unlike you to ask so nicely."
>"Tonight," she corrects herself into an authoritative bellow, "Your queen orders it."
"Hmm, I think I prefer the manners."
>"Tonight," she repeats more sternly.
>It's late and you find yourself struggling to sleep for a while. It didn't help that twice Moonie stomped in to demand you fall asleep that instant, which led to a small argument on how easy it is to fall asleep with a filly screaming at you. Obviously you won, even if Moonie disagrees. Eventually sleep claims you.
-----
>It's cold. The harsh air blows its winter gale with a force that could only be described as the anger of some winter deity. It feels as if you were to stretch yourself outwards, the wind could scoop you up and blow you to who knows where. Then the wind dies down as if said deity had the wind knocked out of them. You look up and see that the wind hasn't stopped at all. It's more like you're now in some sort of snowglobe. All the snow is blowing around you now, and even the sound of the wind is deafened. At your feet beams a little filly.

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 366278__safe_solo_cute_filly_nig (...).png, 386KiB, 995x1000

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Tue 12 Jun 2018 11:18:07 No.32502837 Report

Quoted By: >>32502840

>>32502836
"How did you do that?"
>"It's a dream," she scoffs and gives you a look as if you were the town fool, "You can do just about anything if you've got the imagination."
"Oh, I thought it was magic."
>"I'm here, that's kind of where the magic ends."
"Right," you say as you rub your hands to get a little feeling back into them.
>"Then again, it's always a little harder for the dreamer. It's got something to do with the subconscious being like another mind at this point. I don't really know, this was Luna's thing."
"Has she been teaching you this or anything?"
>Moonie shakes her head, "No. I only know a bit of it because of the time we shared a body."
"Right."
>There's a moment of silence as you try to think of what to say next. Somehow, something like "Welcome to the deeper recesses of my mind that I don't really understand" doesn't feel appropriate. You also feel like you should have asked why she wanted to do this and what she was hoping to get out of it when you were awake. Those questions feel too late right about now.
>"This is oddly vivid," comments Moonie as she lifts some snow and shakes it as all the individual bits flutter to the ground.
"Oddly?"
>"Yeah, well... For most, everything is blocky, hazy, and incomplete. The mind if supposed to be resting after all, and there's no point dreaming something you're not heading to in a dream. It doesn't work that way."
"The mountains over there are blurry."
>"Yeah, but there's a blizzard. It's supposed to be blurry. This though," she shows up another hoof of snows that trickles down just like real snow, "Is far too realistic. Who dreams all the individual bits of snow up?"
"I do, I guess. My dreams are usually pretty vivid, at least the ones I recall."
>Moonie's fascination with the snow ends just as she notices a big shadowy figure off in the blizzard approaches you two in the bubble.
"We can't get hurt in dreams, can we?"
>"No. But you'll think you do."
"I don't follow."

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 832442__safe_artist-colon-madaco (...).png, 786KiB, 1400x1200

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Tue 12 Jun 2018 11:18:53 No.32502840 Report

Quoted By: >>32502843

>>32502837
>With your attention focused on the approaching figure, Moonie balances on her forelegs so she can lift her hindlegs and kick you like you were some kind of apple tree. With a sharp and pained yelp, you tumble to the floor as your legs gives out in surprise.
>"Relax. It didn't hurt your body. But in here, you think you got hurt. Make sense now?" She smiles a smile that shows she enjoyed that much more than any normal pony would.
"You better hope I don't remember this dream," you grumble while getting back to your feet.
>It's at that moment the two of you notice the figure is now standing in the bubble with you. It's tall. Very tall. And hairy. As well as grinning.
>"A yeti?" a confused Moonie mutters through clenched teeth.
>The yeti looks from you to Moonie, still smiling widely.
"Uh, hello... Miss Yeti." You finally say.
>"Miss? How can you tell?"
>You're about to point out how, but looking at the yeti you find no clear features. The big ball of fur is so big and furry that it's impossible to discern any shape that could possibly be going on underneath.
"I don't know, just a guess."
>"Well, you should know your own mind. Hello Miss Yeti."
>The yeti's grin widens. Then it gestures for the two of you to follow before turning around and walking away.
"Should we?" You ask.
>Moonie shrugs, "What else would we do?"
>And so, the two of you follow.
-----
>Miss yeti leads you both higher into the mountain and into a cave where you're safe from the blizzard outside. But after only a few steps, it gets far too dark for you to see.
"I can't see a thing."
>"Then imagine some light," scolds Moonie.

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 514365__safe_artist-colon-ende26 (...).jpg, 145KiB, 850x424

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Tue 12 Jun 2018 11:19:25 No.32502843 Report

Quoted By: >>32502844

>>32502840
>A small flicker of light hums not too far away in the cave. Then it glows again, its dim light barely illuminating the yeti's face as she blows on it gently. A few more puffs and the fire begins to grow, crackling a couple times as more of the tinder burns. Miss yeti watches over the fire, adding a couple pieces of kindling to get the flame big enough to light her own torch.
>"See, this is what I mean," an annoyed Moonie gripes.
"What?" You reply defensively, already knowing where this will go.
>"Who dreams up this much detail? Why can't she just produce a light, maybe the cave has magical torches, or glow worms, or maybe even we could just see in the dark. It's a dream. We should have to stand here while a yeti lights a torch."
>You shrug. Which annoys Moonie even more. She grumbles and mutters under her breath as the two of you wander deeper into the caves. There's some twists and turns that means you have no idea where you're going or even how deep you've gone. But then, just as it seems the cave's network would run on forever, a chill breeze begins to flow down the cave and getting colder slowly as you walk on. Then you see the light at the end of the tunnel.
>Stepping out, the bright light takes a minute to adjust to. You're inside a valley. Up above the blizzard can be seen raging on but the intense wind blows most of the snow over it. The yeti makes a few grunts to grab your attention and gestures for you to follow.
-----
>You've clearly been lead to a yeti village. Little igloos dot the strip. A few yeti can be seen going about their business, stealing a few glances at the newcomers but otherwise not paying too much attention. They've got little stalls, you notice. And one yeti can be seen hanging out some fur suits on a line. Small yeti children run around and play some unknowable game that involves snowball throwing. Then you notice a few humans around the place too. One, a human female wanders over to follow you.

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1007567__safe_artist-colon-spaer (...).png, 223KiB, 1132x873

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Tue 12 Jun 2018 11:19:57 No.32502844 Report

Quoted By: >>32502847

>>32502843
>Then you walk into the back of the yeti. First you apologise, then look around and see the shoes poking out from the ground as if people had been planted like crops. There's a lot.
>"This is the future of yeti-kind," Miss yeti explains in a rather posh and well-spoken accent.
"Uh," you stammer for a few seconds from the surprise then without any idea of what to say, you just ask the first question that comes to mind, "And what future is that exactly?"
>"Well, you see, it's nearly impossible to live up here. With all the snow we can't grow anything, and human kind wont accept us. They call us monsters."
>"Is this something that actually happened where you come from?" Moonie suddenly asks with a clear readiness for gullible belief.
>While you do want to mess with her a little, you're a little too focused on the situation to go for it.
"Nope. No idea where this comes from."
>Moonie looks a little dejected but the yeti continues.
>"So, what we are doing is capturing humans and using yeti magic to plant out minds in theirs," the human female from before states as she steps forward to stand beside Miss yeti, "This way we can immigrate in peace."
>"This is weird," Moonie groans.
"So... You're stealing human bodies? With magic?"
>"Yes," the yeti inside the human girl nods, "but don't worry, the human mind is still safe and sound. They just aren't in control."
>"No," says Moonie flatly, "I am out."
"What are you worried about? I thought you couldn't get hurt in dreams?"
>"Yes, but I'm not going through that experience. I'll see you in the morning."
>And with that, Moonie fades away. Leaving you alone in the yeti camp.
-----
>The following morning you wake up and try to recall your dream. Nothing but a haze comes to mind. There's the feeling of cold and confusion that remains but remnants of what you might have felt are no help. So groggily, you get up and wander into Moonie's room.

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1211982__safe_artist-colon-wwred (...).png, 864KiB, 905x1280

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Tue 12 Jun 2018 11:21:22 No.32502847 Report

Quoted By: >>32503787 >>32504823 >>32505386 >>32506160 >>32506199

>>32502844
"You don't look so good," you remark once you see the weary filly in bed.
>She just grunts her reply. It's the kind of grunt that says ''I'm too tired to open my mouth so this is all I'll say.''
"How was the dream? What was it?"
>Moonie sits up and stares at you in irritation.
>"You don't remember?" She croaks."
>You shake your head.
>"Go away," she adds as she slams her head back into her pillow.

https://pastebin.com/kdsEEAUt @ Line 1044

>>32502750
>>32502377
>>32499777
>>32491496
Fuck you guys. I'll try and do something before the weeks out. I am fucking useless at staying focused on a drawing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jun 2018 18:07:13 No.32503787 Report

Quoted By:

>>32502847
U better

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jun 2018 22:12:14 No.32504823 Report

Quoted By: >>32505296

>>32502847
Draw for me, art slave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 00:19:46 No.32505296 Report

Quoted By:

>>32504823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjUgnUqF9HE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 00:50:21 No.32505386 Report

Quoted By:

>>32502847
Draw Anon babysitting some fillies

Nether !!9xA7ChTWpWi

Nether !!9xA7ChTWpWi Wed 13 Jun 2018 02:38:59 No.32505664 Report

Quoted By:

Went and made some changes to the end of Technologic - reworked some motivations.
Since it's a small rework, I won't repost it here - but here's the link for those interested: https://pastebin.com/xq3JmMGM

Changes start at line 96. Still a short chapter, in my opinion, but it feels like the right stopping point without getting too into the arguing.

Comments and critique are, as always, welcomed and encouraged!

Spoiler!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 05:46:21 No.32506132 Report

Quoted By:

You are Anon in Equities
It seems all the ponies speak Russian
No one understood you
Twilight guessed that you speak witchcraft
You are imprisoned forever

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 06:01:36 No.32506160 Report

Quoted By:

>>32502847
>8th doing moonie art
I don't think I've seen your art before. Looking forward to it though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 06:26:48 No.32506199 Report

Quoted By:

>>32502847

As someone who almost always remembers their dreams, I can say that sound like a real dream an actual person would have. Good job if you faked it it, if not... you've got some weird dreams, man.

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Wed 13 Jun 2018 06:28:49 No.32506206 Report

Quoted By: >>32506209

>>32506204
>>32506204
>>32506204
>>32506204
>>32506204
new thread

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1415815__safe_artist-colon-pony+ (...).png, 128KiB, 2400x1800

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Wed 13 Jun 2018 06:29:22 No.32506207 Report

Quoted By: >>32506570

booped over bump limit now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 06:29:58 No.32506209 Report

Quoted By:

>>32506206

Awww shit, let's see if 8th fucked up another thread.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1319396__safe_artist-colon-anont (...).png, 30KiB, 247x268

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 10:17:06 No.32506570 Report

Quoted By: >>32506719 >>32506833

>>32506207
boop all the snooters

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 11:34:14 No.32506719 Report

Quoted By:

>>32506570
Snooters need boops, but well developed mare responses to snooter boops are what separate the wheat from the chaff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 12:40:38 No.32506833 Report

Quoted By: >>32507391

>>32506570
All the snooters? Stallions have snooters too. I'm fine with people being bi-boopual, but you should know what you're getting into.

And don't boop me. I ain't into that shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 15:44:46 No.32507391 Report

Quoted By:

>>32506833
Boop

Subject

Name

E-mail

Password

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these archives

On these boards

Your latest searches

Anonymous in Equestria: Thread #1144 Endless Stupidity Edition