>>33894189Taking a bite of his food, he continues, "Not as bad as on the other side of the mirror. Touchy folk, those ponies, really into hugs and cuddles... A bit grabby with the butt, though."
>"Bitches..." Sunset growls under her breath, again attracting stares."Right..." Anon begins before returning his attention to the other two girls in the room. "So, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash, right? What's up?"
>"We missed ya yesterday when you got here, so he wanted to come meet you," Dash explains."Well, here I am," Anon says, holding his hooves out. "Hope I don't disappoint."
>"Oh! You don't!" Fluttershy chimes in, hands clamped together in front of her and stars in her eyes. "You're the prettiest, cutest, softest little pony ever.">Anon deadpans."I know that's supposed to be a compliment, so thank you," he manages after awhile. "But maybe next time try, Handsome and studly."
>Dash snorts in amusement.>"Okay, stud," she says before turning her attention to Sunset. "So, what's on the agenda for today?">Sunset shrugs.>"Nothing, really," she begins, gesturing to Anon. "It's not exactly like Anon here can go out with us, and I can't just leave him in the house alone all day. That's, like, being a good hostess 101.">"But it's Saturday!" Dash argues. "You can't spend Saturdays cooped up indoors! That's, like, living 101.""Hey, I don't want to be an inconvenience," Anon cuts in. "Really, if you want to go hang with your friends, I've got the internet and leftover pizza to keep me company. Plus, I can use the time to practice my gaming."
>Dash raises a brow.>"How do you game without thumbs.""Poorly," Anon answers dryly as he points to Sunset. "She had a ball, though, whooping my butt at Power Pals Crosstag Battle."
>"Wow, seriously?" Dash starts, amused. "She sucks at that game!">"Hey! I don't suck!" Sunset defends. "I was twenty to nothing last night.">Dash rolls her eyes.>"Yeah, against a guy with no fingers," she says before sighing and shaking her head.