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Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 21:09:49 No.35174239 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>35176024

There is nothing more pure than love between a man and a mare.

"What do you mean, 'summer is cancelled?'" edition

Old thread: >>35155423

Ongoing greens:

RD and the Ghosts of H&H Day by Lonesome Rider
https://pastebin.com/U2Jtfc59

untitled literally a horse story by Anon

Would I Lie To You? by Aftercase
https://pastebin.com/cbfSZRxC

Shape Your Home by PoneGreen
https://pastebin.com/XMi6VhS5 (Part 1)
https://pastebin.com/1TNqYU9f (Part 2)
https://pastebin.com/YTFaNLXp (Part 3)

An Insightful Night Out by Tsar Anon I
https://pastebin.com/yKWp3z8B

Completed/on hiatus/ded greens:

Ace of Hearts and Hooves by Tsar Anon I
https://pastebin.com/abw5ccu5

A Heart Longs for Another by AnthonyC4
https://pastebin.com/11TXCVXJ

Making Beginnings Meet by YukkuriPaleHorse
https://pastebin.com/VfPvCs8y

Rocks out of the Quarry: https://pastebin.com/aX2C686i

Stories by Tsar Anon: https://pastebin.com/BnjZqwM3

Stories by Angry Wino: https://tinyurl dot com slash vskmqfx

Stories by Crabs of Steam: https://pastebin.com/u/Crabs_of_steam

Minty's Careful Steps by YukkuriPaleHorse
https://pastebin.com/P2aD5GVa

Muted Heartbeat: https://pastebin.com/TPH2m6cU

The Sun Where You Belong: https://pastebin.com/WRUW1xQu

The Broken Carousel (Part 1): https://pastebin.com/TJELn7vt
The Broken Carousel (TS Interlude 1): https://pastebin.com/LvSPqhwG
The Broken Carousel (Part 2): https://pastebin.com/TBUr6F5f

Quest for the Forbidden Lover: https://pastebin.com/SRTzXyLm

This Heart That Fears: https://pastebin.com/0b7L24Ln

Violet Memory: https://pastebin.com/e9Ec1vd1

Tsukumogami:
https://pastebin.com/WPw3dNdP

Express Ticket to Tartarus
https://pastebin.com/KLNWHDkz

Low Self-Esteem AJ
https://pastebin.com/x5FMfxc0

All I want from christmas
https://pastebin.com/XHH5UPCN

Couch Surfing
https://pastebin.com/82NscJdW

A collection of miscellaneous greens since the first thread.
https://pastebin.com/0JMPM6F8

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Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 21:11:32 No.35174247 Report

Quoted By: >>35174253

First for how (You) are not perfect

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 21:13:20 No.35174253 Report

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>>35174247
>Courage the Cowardly Mare

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 21:24:40 No.35174293 Report

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Third for canon mares

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 21:26:50 No.35174300 Report

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Repost in case you didn't see it because the other thread was shat up by retards.

>>35173769
>spoiler
Agreed. But they are so sinfully expensive.
>Do #deca regularly sleeps now?
As often as she can afford. But even when she cannot, they still hold onto that ritual of going to bed together as often as possible.
>Isn't these back to front?
Nope, that is intentional. Decades are of course not much in a historical context, but this world has a semi-scripted fate. That way some things may happen faster than they would normally. And the unification is only the first step of a process which we know will last more than a millennium, as it contains all of Celestia's reign, and more. The ponies will have plenty of time to develop their lives on their own, whereas Equestria's unity happened almost overnight. Even in the real Equestria.
And concerning the life span of centuries, that is also in the show. Twilight said in Winter Wrap Up that the no-magic tradition in Ponyville is in practice for hundreds of years. Notice the plural. And as we also know, Granny Smith was a young filly/mare when the town was founded. So this means the dear elderly Granny has several centuries under her belt. And I like the idea to be honest. There is nothing better than ponies who live long and peaceful lives. The longer, the better.
>Why is this surprising that it can take that long?
That refers to the life span. I figure Anon has not fully realised how long ponies can actually live with "conventional" means.
>Anon could easily have his avatar as an earth pony until the unification.
In theory, yes. But this would have influenced Anon's choice during the creation. And #deca.mare has stressed multiple times that she does not want to limit his choice when it comes to his avatar.
>They will have to make multiple avatars after all.
Do they?

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Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 21:33:26 No.35174322 Report

Quoted By: >>35174326 >>35174753 >>35176248 >>35182902

Hi guys! Have another batch of the untitled literally a horse story.

>You are standing in the center of arena.
>Long sturdy cord is in your left hand and a whip is in the right.
"Good, keep going!"
>Roza squints her eye to your side.
>She is galloping around you, cord attached to the snaffle in her mouth.
>She's saddled up, to learn how to properly breath under the strain, when the girth is fastened.
>You are moving in the N-like pattern to avoid spinning in one place, following her motions with extended whip.
"Good, now trot! Trot!" you are pulling cord slightly and lowering the whip.
>Roza tries to walk instead but you swing the whip, cracking it against your own leather jacket-clad back.
"Trot!"
>She swings her head in irritation, but goes trotting.
>You are watching her legs closely, to be sure that her gait is right.
>Or at least you try to, as your eyes involuntary wanders along her lean but nevertheless curvaceous frame.
>Her coat's glistening with sweat in a rays of morning sun. Her muscles flexing with each motion. Her hooves pound the ground with a trenchant and powerful strikes creating fierce fountains of dust.
>You can't help but be enchanted by her.
’Would Applejack look like that if she was real?’ you wonder.
>Phone vibrates in your chest pocket, indicating that another ten minutes have passed.
"Walk." you ditch the whip altogether.
>Roza trots for some time but eventually slows.
>It is a necessary part of an exercise, to normalize her breathing, temperature and heartbeat.
>You reel the cord, approaching her. Then unstrap it and throw near the whip. But instead of hopping into the saddle you take her carefully by the reins and begin to walk alongside her.
>You should've been doing this part in the saddle but you decide to not to.
>You prefer to stay on the ground along with her. It somehow makes you feel more equal to her. Closer.
>She breathes heavily right next to your ear and give you looks. You too look into her eyes and smile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 21:34:28 No.35174326 Report

Quoted By: >>35174331 >>35176445

>>35174322
>After 6000 years of domestication horses understand human mimics perfectly. Despite what some (primarily Western) idiots say.
>That's what your teacher, an old cavalryman, taught you. And his words haven't been proven wrong yet.
>It's a spring, so the air is still fresh. And there is still rather few of the flying blood-drinking bastards who would turn any training into a fucking Starcraft warzone.
>You basically bathe in the heat of her overworked body, in the spicy, but not unpleasant smell of her sweat.
>The phone vibrates again, but you take a few minutes extra.
>You feed her rusk of rye bread while caressing her shoulder, as you always do for a reward. Then lead her out of the arena, to the hitching spot.
>You take off the saddle and blanket, take the bridle out of her mouth leaving her only in halter.
>Collect the sweat from her coat with a piece of wood and take a piece of clean cloth from the pocket and begin to rub her all over.
>Roza pins her ears but doesn't snap immediately.
>She knows already that your hands are careful and gentle.
"It's OK, my precious. It's needed for you to stay healthy and beautiful as you are."
>You say it in a sweet tone one would've used when talking to one's girlfriend.
>Her ears move from a frown to just listening.
>You stop for a moment, then look around to make sure there's nobody in a vicinity.
>And plant your face straight into her mane, taking a deep whiff.
>It's a guilty pleasure that you have discovered during your first trainings with Roza.
>She smells like hay, like a fresh straw, like a warm spring day. It's a spicy, alluring fragrance of life, of health, of power.
>That's a splendor no amount of perfume could ever hope to imitate.
>She rotates her ears and then bends her neck and carefully sniffs yours. You hug her slightly.
>Look in her eyes become confused. Then, tentatively, she brushes your neck with her upper lip.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 21:35:34 No.35174331 Report

Quoted By: >>35174339 >>35174378 >>35176205 >>35176794

>>35174326
>You're smiling like an idiot, hiding your face in her mane. Looks like you aren't an enemy anymore.
***
>Roza stands in her stall, munching on hay you gave her. You look at the clock on your phone, to know when it will be alright to give her water as well.
>You lean onto the gate, admiring her in a meantime.
>After a training there should be at least an hour before she could drink safely. Then you'll give her water and go tend to the other daily business of yours.
>But...
>But you do not want to be the person who just rides her, makes her run and then fucks off.
>Something makes you want to prove her that you are different. That you are dependable and capable...
"Uncle Vova, can I come to take care of her stall and feed her on a regular basis?"
>Uncle Vova, esteemed local mobster and the owner of this stable, sits on a porch, sharpening the blade of scythe.
>He raises his head and looks at you with a small amount of surprise.
"It will help me to develop better bond with her. To enhance the training."
>He smiles at you, stretching the scar that runs across his rugged face.
>"Alright, Anon. But I'm not gonna pay you for this."
>You both laugh.

What do you think, Anons?
Anyway, stay tuned for more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 21:40:05 No.35174339 Report

Quoted By: >>35174344 >>35174369 >>35174378

>>35174331
I think that if they don't end up innaquestria at some point then this is going to end up as just straight-up bestiality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 21:42:33 No.35174344 Report

Quoted By: >>35174368

>>35174339
Why not just platonic Victorian era-style romance?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 21:48:24 No.35174368 Report

Quoted By: >>35174381

>>35174344
Because horses aren't subtle with their affections.
and while platonic love is nice, keeping both of them on earth the whole time kinda just makes it look like the guy is projecting his love of pone onto the horse as a "next best thing" case.
And I feel that's rude to both the horse and ponies in general.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 21:48:33 No.35174369 Report

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>>35174339
>just straight-up bestiality
Uh hello? Based department?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 21:51:26 No.35174378 Report

Quoted By: >>35174423

>>35174331
It’s great, I like the little mentions of her ear movement or head movements, they’re cute.
Although maybe you could do something to imply that she shares some sort of connection with spiritual connection with Applejack, like being strangely attracted to pictures of Applebloom and Big Mac, or liking eating apples a little too much.
>>35174339
This thread IS called “nothing more pure than love between a man and a mare”, I see a man and a mare soon to be in love, what’s not to like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 21:51:44 No.35174381 Report

Quoted By: >>35174423

>>35174368
Fair point. But I still would disagree. I think I can make it work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 22:02:24 No.35174423 Report

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>>35174378
Ponyland horses are sapient, inherently magical, and can hold a conversation. Earth horses, unfortunately, are not and can not. I can't see a pairing between mundane man and mare as anything more than a guy who dotes on his pet excessively. And if it goes over the line, then a zoophile.
>>35174381
I'm curious where you'll take it, I just thought I'd express my concerns early on.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 22:03:32 No.35174431 Report

Quoted By: >>35174667 >>35175285 >>35175636

>Ocean mare, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the obermane.
>Ocean mare, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
>Ocean mare, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
>Soaking up the thirst of the land
>Ocean mare, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 23:02:41 No.35174646 Report

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I want mate to beat me to death with blunt objects

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 23:03:41 No.35174655 Report

Quoted By:

>35174646
^mare

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 23:05:21 No.35174660 Report

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I want my mare to beat me to death with blunt objects

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 23:06:27 No.35174667 Report

Quoted By: >>35174777

>>35174431
How many times did this go through translator and back?

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Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 23:08:18 No.35174675 Report

Quoted By: >>35174752

>coco

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 23:27:39 No.35174752 Report

Quoted By: >>35174770 >>35174776

>>35174675
Coco is breeding and breeding only.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 23:28:10 No.35174753 Report

Quoted By:

>>35174322
BTW, a reminder that the story takes place in a generic slavland.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 23:31:15 No.35174770 Report

Quoted By:

>>35174752
Cue Coco desperately looking for an unicorn who knows a spell that lets her be bred anally

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 23:34:10 No.35174776 Report

Quoted By: >>35174780 >>35176053

>>35174752
>only
https://derpibooru.org/search?q=coco+is+an+anal+slut

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 23:34:47 No.35174777 Report

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>>35174667
None, unless that's what ween did when writing it.
The rhyme scheme works better with the original 'man' instead of mare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 23:35:08 No.35174780 Report

Quoted By: >>35174786

>>35174776
That's a stupid baseless meme and you know it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 23:36:32 No.35174786 Report

Quoted By: >>35174793

>>35174780
There's nothing wrong if your designated pony wife want some anal fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 23:39:46 No.35174793 Report

Quoted By: >>35174863

>>35174786
Yeah but acts like that should only be done sparingly at best

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 00:01:50 No.35174863 Report

Quoted By: >>35174864

>>35174793
Says who? Don’t be a prude and please your mare they way she wants you to

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 00:02:46 No.35174864 Report

Quoted By: >>35174869 >>35174870

>>35174863
If I do it everyday then it wouldn't be so special, now would it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 00:03:56 No.35174869 Report

Quoted By:

>>35174864
So you’re saying you wouldn’t cuddle your waifu every day? Each time feels as good as the last

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 00:04:19 No.35174870 Report

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>>35174864
I make *breeding* extra-special then.
That's the point.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 00:47:41 No.35175009 Report

Quoted By: >>35175030 >>35175175

cumbrains out
This thread is for mare love not just muh dick.
btw sodomy is shit

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 00:53:28 No.35175030 Report

Quoted By: >>35175091

>>35175009
I wonder how often they dress up as the other races, would it be considered an insult or just any other costume?

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 01:07:34 No.35175091 Report

Quoted By: >>35175121 >>35175147 >>35181768

>>35175030
it could also be considered an act of desperation where they get the silly idea that their Anon wouldn't want to hug them just because they're not the "right" race.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 01:16:05 No.35175121 Report

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>>35175091
Silly mare, everypony knows she just needs to get the correct things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 01:23:31 No.35175147 Report

Quoted By: >>35175172 >>35175193

>>35175091
I would never discriminate against my waifu because of her race.
Racists get the fuck out, they are all equally valuable

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 01:24:33 No.35175151 Report

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Dont let this be you, remember to read your pamphlet before heading off to hunt your husbando!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 01:27:37 No.35175172 Report

Quoted By:

>>35175147
no duh, but mare doesn't know that on the first meeting. What if she thinks you're one of those guys who go nuts for wings, or want to tease a unicorn by messing with her horn?
She's not even as fluffy or sleek as some of those other mares...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 01:29:20 No.35175175 Report

Quoted By: >>35175220

>>35175009
>blank flank

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 01:33:30 No.35175193 Report

Quoted By: >>35175316

>>35175147
all I can hear are the rantings and ravings of a faggot who doesn't realize the superiority of of fluffy chests and warm feathery wing hugs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 01:39:04 No.35175220 Report

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>>35175175
Mare never got a talent, and she feels bad about having been born an useless earth pony, she thinks her life has no meaning, alone in a world in which everyone knows what they have to do, she has nothing.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 01:58:23 No.35175285 Report

Quoted By: >>35175294 >>35175389

>>35174431
I don't want to set the world on fire
I just want to start a flame in your heart

In my heart I have but one desire
And that one is you, no other will do

I've lost all ambition for worldly acclaim
I just want to be the one you love
And with your admission that you'd feel the same
I'll have reached the goal I'm dreaming of, believe me

I don't want to set the world on fire
I just want to start a flame in your heart

I don't want to set the world on fire, honey
I love you too much
I just want to start a great big flame down in your heart
You see, way down deep inside of me, darling
I have only one desire
And that one desire is you
And I know, baby, ain't nobody else gonna do

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 02:00:38 No.35175294 Report

Quoted By: >>35175356

>>35175285
>superior song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKBjGdDVPiA

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 02:08:11 No.35175316 Report

Quoted By: >>35175337

>>35175193
Alright, you got me!
I’m a dashfag! Pegasi are the best race, they got the coolest aesthetic, they’re a race of tenacious warriors and determined athletes, they got fluffy wings and cuddly but strong bodies, and they live in the fucking sky, how cool is that?
But you know what? I’d like to believe that if, for whatever machinations of fate, I entered an Equestria where Dash was an earth pony (maybe she’s a track and field runner), or maybe she loses a wing in an accident, I would still love her just the same, and stay by her side just as I would her original form, because I love her for who she is and not for her body parts, is that so foolish a belief?

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 02:15:42 No.35175337 Report

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>>35175316
I for one, am not a Dashfag, but we all have our waifus. Though I believe Pegasai are objectively more fun, care free, and SOFT, I'm actually in love with this lil shid. She is after all, very silly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 02:19:54 No.35175356 Report

Quoted By:

>>35175294
https://youtu.be/qzPXd5SR4fw
A fallout cover of a pony rewrite of Hey There Delilah
How many levels deep are we?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 02:32:03 No.35175386 Report

Quoted By: >>35175398

The ultimate nightmare would be for if you were a major character in some pony media
Imagine her all excited about how her husbando would be her match and how disappointed she would be to learn all your heroic antics never happened and you’re a literally who on the homeworld
Nevermind all the attention you would get as a well known figure

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 02:33:03 No.35175389 Report

Quoted By: >>35175477

>>35175285
>Not crawl out through the fallout

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 02:34:37 No.35175398 Report

Quoted By:

>>35175386
I don’t know about that, Anon.
We don’t love the ponies because of the villains they’ve defeated, or the great feats they’ve accomplished, we love them for who they are, and I imagine mares would be the same

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:03:32 No.35175477 Report

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>>35175389
Well nobody likes my baby
'Cause she shoots out gamma rays
But when I see her fluorescent eyes
I fall into a daze

'Cause she's my fallout filly
With the atomic kiss, yeah-hah!
So we'll hole up together
In a shelter of eternal bliss

Well, I wouldn't say my baby is exactly
Popular with a crowd
'Cause when she opens her mouth to speak
Out comes a mushroom cloud

But she's my fallout filly
With the atomic kiss, yeah-hah!
So we'll hole up together
In a shelter of eternal bliss

Well she sets my Geiger counter hard a-tickin'
When she does the nuclear jive
Her head is a-swimmin' in molecules
Of U-235

But she's my fallout filly
With the atomic kiss, yeah-hah!
So we'll hole up together
In a shelter of eternal bliss

Well when she told me that she loved me for the rest of her days
Her words banished all my fears
'Cause her half-life is 4.67
Times 10 to the 9th power years

Yes, and she's my fallout filly
With the atomic kiss, yeah-hah!
So we'll hole up together
In a shelter of eternal bliss

Well, we'll hole up together
In a shelter of eternal bliss
Yes, we'll hole up together
In a shelter of eternal bliss

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 04:07:53 No.35175636 Report

Quoted By: >>35175667 >>35175821

>>35174431
>And you may find yourself in a beautiful house
>With a beautiful mare
>And you may ask yourself, well
>How did I get here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 04:16:07 No.35175667 Report

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>>35175636
same as it ever was

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 04:39:54 No.35175721 Report

Quoted By: >>35175747

>>35173916

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 04:53:54 No.35175747 Report

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>>35175721
Do not bully Porona
All she wants is to be loved
The name is just a coincidence

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 05:24:11 No.35175821 Report

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>>35175636
>tfw recurring dream/nightmare of leaping off a bridge and 'waking' with mare wife
I'm so tired of it.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 06:12:11 No.35176024 Report

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>>35174239
>”Could I please have a hug, Anon?”

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 06:17:20 No.35176053 Report

Quoted By: >>35176100

>>35174776
Yes, only.
https://derpibooru.org/images/1478106

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 06:28:21 No.35176100 Report

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>>35176053
>coco isn't an anal slut (1)
>(1)
What a weak display

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 06:57:51 No.35176205 Report

Quoted By:

>>35174331
Very good, keep it up. This writing style is really growing on me, I think it fits the story well.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 07:20:10 No.35176243 Report

Quoted By: >>35176329 >>35176634

>>35175700
>in a fandumb about another property and takes it in a direction the creator wouldnt rike
>REEE HOW DARE YOU TOUCH "MY" version of that creation
This is below thot,
this is below even chad
in the 9th circle of hell lies a new level of potato

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 07:22:31 No.35176248 Report

Quoted By: >>35176571

>>35174322
>using a snaffle
>yelling
>yelling even more when the horse doesn't listen
you know horses hear better than you right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 08:01:29 No.35176329 Report

Quoted By: >>35176351 >>35176610

>>35176243
This FoEwojakshitter must perish. There is no salvation for him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 08:11:06 No.35176351 Report

Quoted By: >>35176356

>>35176329
Just ignore him and maybe he’ll go away

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 08:14:46 No.35176356 Report

Quoted By:

>>35176351
And don’t forget to report. Always report when funposting gets out of hand.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 09:24:54 No.35176445 Report

Quoted By: >>35176451

>>35174326
Beautiful, anon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 09:28:11 No.35176451 Report

Quoted By:

>>35176445
Careful there. The last horse thread got nuked for things like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 11:11:45 No.35176571 Report

Quoted By: >>35176599

>>35176248
>you know horses hear better than you right?
You know anything about horse training besides that?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 11:36:29 No.35176599 Report

Quoted By: >>35176607 >>35176612

>>35176571
>[rees in horse autist]
Yes, but every time I tell """experianced""" horse trainers theyre wrong about something they have a tism fit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 11:44:08 No.35176607 Report

Quoted By:

>>35176599
When in doubt, smooch the nuzzle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 11:45:26 No.35176610 Report

Quoted By:

>>35176329
Woah dude ow the edge

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 11:45:58 No.35176612 Report

Quoted By:

>>35176599
>I tell
>they have a tism fit.
May be the other way around.
But keep the good work anyway! World would've been much more boring without people like you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 12:06:03 No.35176634 Report

Quoted By: >>35178199

>>35176243
You seem awfully upset. Maybe try a chill-pill my dude.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 13:16:18 No.35176758 Report

Quoted By: >>35176765 >>35176787 >>35176791

Reminder to ignore discord trannies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 13:19:00 No.35176765 Report

Quoted By:

>>35176758
Absolutely seething

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 13:30:16 No.35176787 Report

Quoted By:

>>35176758
Reminder to not to use discord.
That shit is a larger cancer than all of the chans combined.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 13:31:03 No.35176791 Report

Quoted By: >>35176803

>>35176758
Of course it's always the dickscord circlejerks.
Fucking kids deserve the gas chambers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 13:32:59 No.35176794 Report

Quoted By: >>35177114

>>35174331
>What do you think, Anons?
Im not against it.
But right now it reminds me of the story of the original mlp horsefucker who got bullied.
Will the mare die in this too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 13:38:12 No.35176803 Report

Quoted By: >>35176826

>>35176791
Okay boomer don't get too stressed it's bad for your heart

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 13:55:27 No.35176826 Report

Quoted By: >>35176835

>>35176803
Ok zoomer go back doing your retarded dances on fortshite.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 14:00:13 No.35176835 Report

Quoted By: >>35176890

>>35176826
>OH GOD NO YOUNG PEOPLE ARE USING THE SITE TOO
It's called mortality, you're getting older, Anon. You're not in your 20's anymore.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 14:34:21 No.35176890 Report

Quoted By: >>35176895

>>35176835
>heheh oh yes I'm trolling le 4chins and being the toughest kid in my cancerous botnet chatroom am I cool yet?
One more (You) for the road, sport. Go the fuck back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 14:36:15 No.35176895 Report

Quoted By:

>>35176890
Uh oh, old guy is mad. Stay literally seething with rage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 14:38:12 No.35176897 Report

Quoted By:

Can you retards just stop shitting up the thread already?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 14:48:23 No.35176914 Report

Quoted By:

Where's that one angry mare who yells at bread? I brought her some Texas Toast™

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 16:38:30 No.35177062 Report

Quoted By: >>35177457 >>35177546 >>35177741

Even worse than the heinous crime of being a thot, there is the crime of having a forbidden waifu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 17:06:25 No.35177114 Report

Quoted By:

>>35176794
>reminds me of the story of the original mlp horsefucker
Eh? Well, both stories are about a horse, I guess.
And to answer your question, absolutely not!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 19:15:00 No.35177457 Report

Quoted By:

>>35177062
Forbidden waifu, you say?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 19:43:02 No.35177546 Report

Quoted By:

>>35177062
Being a rape bait classify you like a thot?
I would love to see her react when she get an anon to have a wholesome relationship.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 20:01:55 No.35177606 Report

Quoted By: >>35177679 >>35177741

>buttslut mare

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 20:19:58 No.35177679 Report

Quoted By: >>35177738 >>35177741

>>35177606
>husbando doesn't eat ponut
That's how you get sent back to Earth

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 20:33:00 No.35177738 Report

Quoted By: >>35177741

>>35177679
>Oi, Princess Peetzercunt, your survey is missing some key questions ere'
>I wanna know if he's gonna tend to me bum!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 20:33:52 No.35177741 Report

Quoted By: >>35177774 >>35177796 >>35177798

>>35177679
>>35177606
>>35177062
>>35177738
Go back to the casual sex thread you degenerate mongoloids.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 20:42:19 No.35177774 Report

Quoted By:

>>35177741
>Sod off! She's got a propa' concern, she does!
>Iz' entirely lackin' a category on 'evvy petting!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 20:46:20 No.35177796 Report

Quoted By:

>>35177741
What pro sex league are you participating in?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 20:46:57 No.35177798 Report

Quoted By: >>35178194

>>35177741
Silence, prude.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 22:09:03 No.35178108 Report

Quoted By: >>35178176 >>35181883

>"Amateurs. I plan to attract a human with a surefire plan that appeals to their memetic senses."
>"*Ahem*.."
>Lyra starts flossing
>"BASED BASED BASED! ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS! SNEEDS!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 22:33:53 No.35178176 Report

Quoted By: >>35178208

>>35178108
>”You are like a little foal, watch this...”
BBBBBRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPFFFFFF....

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 22:40:44 No.35178194 Report

Quoted By:

>>35177798
>prude = bad
Lmao, fucking moron. Shouldn't you be off fucking some whore you modernist bugman? Or maybe prepping the bull for her? So progressive!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 22:45:05 No.35178199 Report

Quoted By: >>35178220 >>35179064 >>35179517

>>35176634
Not really, I am just disappointed. I liked the idea that some anons here liked dykeponies for who they where and wanted to marry them anyway but it turns out you're just acting retarded on purpose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 22:49:21 No.35178208 Report

Quoted By:

>>35178176
god I wish I could sniff a mare's farts

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 22:53:02 No.35178220 Report

Quoted By: >>35178292

>>35178199
>like dykeponies and want to marry them anyways
How does that work? You letting your wife have a girlfriend? Or making her straight with your dick? Frankly both don’t seem like great solutions

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 23:19:21 No.35178292 Report

Quoted By: >>35178347

>>35178220
I surmise it would work just by them falling in love anyway. Girls are more inclined to love and find sexual attraction through emotional or other reasons than physical appearance, and while the latter is still a significant factor, its reasonable to me to imagine a mare deciding to "grow up" and have a more traditional relatonship. Especially with that sensitive but still dominant stallion/man shes always been friends with.

Sure there are sacrifices but theres also progression and care.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 23:25:12 No.35178312 Report

Quoted By: >>35178319

Princess Mia Amore "I stomp dykes with these Doc Marten's" Cadenza

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 23:27:21 No.35178319 Report

Quoted By:

>>35178312
I know this is not how some people like their equestria, but sweetie bot: A hearts warming tale is one of my favorite fics, and screwloose is a major part so I dont really mind equestria where mental illness still exists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 23:35:41 No.35178347 Report

Quoted By: >>35178361 >>35179609

>>35178292
>Comparing mares to thots
Your argument falls apart right there, Anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 23:38:57 No.35178361 Report

Quoted By: >>35178367

>>35178347
>comparing mares to thots
I guess I know too much about evolution to believe mares don't have similarities because of the role of childrearing. You're welcome to any of your own headcanons though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 23:41:16 No.35178367 Report

Quoted By: >>35178604

>>35178361

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 00:59:20 No.35178604 Report

Quoted By:

>>35178367
please don't imply I'm a (((gryphon))) that hurts my feelings.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 01:06:59 No.35178633 Report

Quoted By: >>35178653

Mare wants to see museum exhibit with you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 01:13:57 No.35178653 Report

Quoted By:

>>35178633
The museum in L.A. is pretty based, I'd be all for us going if she wanted to visit here someday.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 02:15:31 No.35178852 Report

Quoted By: >>35178914 >>35179188

mare lives in a society

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 02:32:02 No.35178914 Report

Quoted By:

>>35178852
>Mare and her friends re-enact the opening to your neighponese film-cartoon on film
>This is the opening song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1MfnHbZRYq0

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 03:17:14 No.35179064 Report

Quoted By: >>35179069

>>35178199
But I do love this mare, I'm just a frickin' rascally goofball sometimes. If you're gonna get all hotheaded then you really should chill out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 03:19:23 No.35179069 Report

Quoted By: >>35179080

>>35179064
Kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 03:22:28 No.35179080 Report

Quoted By:

>>35179069
Firstly, rude. Secondly, don't be so angry, it's bad for you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 04:02:59 No.35179188 Report

Quoted By: >>35179196

>>35178852
What if the mare lived... After society?

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 04:04:54 No.35179196 Report

Quoted By: >>35180090

>>35179188
idk that's your particular non canon headcanon, barely thread relevant were it not for you using "mare".

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 06:22:06 No.35179508 Report

Quoted By:

Let the mare's dulcet tones lull you to sleep, /nmp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 06:27:05 No.35179517 Report

Quoted By: >>35179609 >>35180072

>>35178199
dyke ponies are disgusting and anyone who likes them is a fag.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 07:21:11 No.35179609 Report

Quoted By: >>35179617 >>35179634 >>35179899

>>35178347
Your welcome to your own point of view but I know too much about evolution to think that mares would be so divorced from women that they'd stop valuing looks less than other factors, whether those other factors are hearts of gold or more thottish superficial stuff like money is also up to interpretation, but I don't really see why the comparison is automatic. Should we ban water because women drink it?

someone cut my post out about screwloose too I think, but basically to me mental illnesses are canon in equestria.

>>35179517
Thats the nmp I am used to. I wonder where you where last thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 07:24:43 No.35179617 Report

Quoted By: >>35179647

>>35179609
>mental illnesses are canon there
How unfortunate, specifically since the rest of us have to deal with all yours here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 07:31:04 No.35179634 Report

Quoted By: >>35179647 >>35179653

>>35179609
But Anon, women cannot drink water

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 07:36:58 No.35179647 Report

Quoted By:

>>35179634
fug, I think thats checkmate.
>>35179617
where do you think you are?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 07:41:42 No.35179653 Report

Quoted By:

>>35179634
Is the libertarian thot waterbending and still missing her mouth?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 09:42:24 No.35179899 Report

Quoted By: >>35180025

>>35179609
I don't see the two as anything that could be even remotely comparable. Ponies have a completely different history and, on average, a much friendlier mindset than humans. Mares simply don't have the predatory behaviour of thots. Now this doesn't mean they don't have any personal preferences for their dream partner though, of course they do. Denying that would be silly. But you are comparing apples with pears here and thereby put ponies down to a standard that has nothing to do with them. It's a disservice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 09:56:58 No.35179918 Report

Quoted By: >>35179952 >>35180008

I want to wake up in my bed in Equestria, realize I’m snuggled up with my favorite pony, then fall back asleep feeling safe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 10:11:36 No.35179952 Report

Quoted By: >>35180057

>>35179918
Snuggle her while you can, idiot, you'll wake up back in your wage cage any moment now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 10:34:16 No.35179991 Report

Quoted By:

Mares?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 10:44:25 No.35180008 Report

Quoted By:

>>35179918
And then wake up in the morning together with her and start a new day, a new life where everything is fine with the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 10:54:41 No.35180025 Report

Quoted By: >>35180082

>>35179899
you are again, welcome to your own opinion but if you don't want to make some kind of arguement I dont see how I'm supposed to reply. I don't care to shove mine down your throat or anything, I was just explaining why I was disappointed foe guy turned out to be a spamming jew after being asked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 11:12:45 No.35180057 Report

Quoted By:

>>35179952
Holy based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 11:18:26 No.35180072 Report

Quoted By: >>35180111

>>35179517
Dashfags, applefags, lyrafags, bonbonfags all on suicide watch

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 11:21:23 No.35180082 Report

Quoted By: >>35180091 >>35180132

>>35180025
His whole argument amounts to "mares not women therefore mare is whatever I want it to be" you're arguing with a fucking moron.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 11:26:46 No.35180090 Report

Quoted By:

>>35179196
>non canon mares not allowed
Gonna disagree, lad

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 11:26:47 No.35180091 Report

Quoted By: >>35180105 >>35180132

>>35180082
>therefore mare is whatever I want it to be
That's not what I said.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 11:32:45 No.35180105 Report

Quoted By: >>35180109

>>35180091
>Anon provides a reasonable explanation
>NO NO NO MARES AREN'T THOTS
Yeah, totally

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 11:33:59 No.35180109 Report

Quoted By:

>>35180105
>NO NO NO MARES AREN'T THOTS
Are you implying they are?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 11:35:15 No.35180111 Report

Quoted By: >>35180124

>>35180072
notcanon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 11:40:19 No.35180124 Report

Quoted By: >>35180171

>>35180111
>the show
>not canon
You know what they say about rivers in Egypt?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 11:44:25 No.35180132 Report

Quoted By:

>>35180082
I'm not trying to argue at all.
>>35180091
Don't fall for bait please.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 11:58:26 No.35180171 Report

Quoted By: >>35180174

>>35180124
I know, it takes a lot of effort to make the show not canon but they did it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 11:59:55 No.35180174 Report

Quoted By: >>35180177

>>35180171
Yeah, no, just because you didn't like the show doesn't make it non canon. If you don't like the show what are you doing here, tourist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 12:00:52 No.35180177 Report

Quoted By: >>35180181

>>35180174
I only like the good parts of the show.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 12:03:41 No.35180181 Report

Quoted By:

>>35180177
But you can't try and say the show itself isn't canon, that's just cope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 12:09:39 No.35180190 Report

Quoted By: >>35180196 >>35180264

Dudes. Dudes. Stop arguing.
Didn't you get the memo?
Mares ain't thots.
Because they are from a RGR society
.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 12:13:29 No.35180196 Report

Quoted By:

>>35180190
Based
But on another note, the boss man asked me to find out who the fuck's stealing supplies from the hospital.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 12:23:11 No.35180209 Report

Quoted By:

Mares many mares would a marechuck chuck if a marechuck could chuck mares?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 12:52:59 No.35180264 Report

Quoted By: >>35180291

>>35180190
Since most people are only gay because they couldn't get a gf, it'd be even easier to turn Pip straight.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 13:03:43 No.35180291 Report

Quoted By: >>35180313

>>35180264
>muh prison gay
Did you perhaps come from here
>>>/r9k/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 13:11:04 No.35180313 Report

Quoted By: >>35180316

>>35180291
>can't get gf
>decide to fuck dude in moment of weakness
>everyone finds out
>"Haha no I was actually gay for years I'm outta the closet now!"
>years pass
>other retards join in, thinking they're gay because they can't get gf
>LGB movement exists now
>Trannies get added on because they want everyone to accept their public crossdressing fetish
Yes, Littlepip was prison gay or afraid of dick because she grew up in a Stable with no dad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 13:12:48 No.35180316 Report

Quoted By: >>35180328

>>35180313
Oh so now we're saddled with trannies in the program because you just have to have your dyke mare?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 13:17:45 No.35180324 Report

Quoted By: >>35180341

Our lady and savior.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 13:20:54 No.35180328 Report

Quoted By: >>35180341

>>35180316
Yes.
My heart has a Littlepip-shaped hole that no other mare will fit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 13:26:56 No.35180341 Report

Quoted By: >>35180377

>>35180324
Canada, this fag is trying to let in fags and fag enablers.
>>35180328
and of course the shitposting broken record visits kym lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 13:51:02 No.35180377 Report

Quoted By: >>35180399

>>35180341
Excuse me for trying to help you get in

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 14:03:15 No.35180399 Report

Quoted By:

>>35180377
kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 14:11:50 No.35180419 Report

Quoted By: >>35180425 >>35180439

What about batmares?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 14:14:12 No.35180425 Report

Quoted By:

>>35180419
You trying to give us all wu flu?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 14:19:37 No.35180439 Report

Quoted By: >>35180671

>>35180419

Very cute would catch thestral fever from/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 14:28:09 No.35180457 Report

Quoted By: >>35180459

O fair mare, savior of the wastelands, why can't you be real?
If she isn't real then why is the heartache still there?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 14:29:23 No.35180459 Report

Quoted By: >>35180460 >>35180478 >>35180664 >>35180671

>>35180457
Fuck off to /FoE/ already quit giving the cute janny mare extra work

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 14:30:41 No.35180460 Report

Quoted By: >>35180466 >>35180468

>>35180459
But I (man) love this mare (mare) so much, Anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 14:31:24 No.35180463 Report

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*smacks mare for not having food on the table after I get out of work*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 14:32:38 No.35180466 Report

Quoted By: >>35180471 >>35180671

>>35180460
You can love it over there, too, shitposter.
>but eggs dee she ids mare :DDD
Fuck off, again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 14:33:29 No.35180468 Report

Quoted By: >>35180476 >>35180671

>>35180460
Direct your energy towards something more useful and love her in /foe/. You could make those threads alive.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 14:34:50 No.35180471 Report

Quoted By: >>35180474 >>35180671

>>35180466
>loving a mare is now shitposting
Undercover thot detected, quit trying to ruin this thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 14:35:51 No.35180473 Report

Quoted By:

Based

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 14:36:52 No.35180474 Report

Quoted By: >>35180483

>>35180471
That's you, one man autism army.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 14:37:00 No.35180476 Report

Quoted By: >>35180681

>>35180468
Not even Kip's love for mutiecorns could keep /foe/ alive
What makes you think a humble Pipchad like me could?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 14:38:17 No.35180478 Report

Quoted By:

>>35180459
I can't unlove this mare

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 14:39:59 No.35180483 Report

Quoted By: >>35180493

>>35180474
Quit bitching about other peoples' waifus, this is why they're never coming for us

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 14:44:03 No.35180493 Report

Quoted By: >>35180496 >>35180671

>>35180483
He's got his own playpen to go be a retard in, what's so difficult about that?
He should just fuck off, we all know he's only here to shitpost.
>tee hee im just a friggin rascal sometimes
Admitted shitposting faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 14:47:59 No.35180496 Report

Quoted By: >>35180535 >>35180671

>>35180493
If he was writing that story I'd disagree but at the same time he's just posting mare like a lot of other imagedump posts here, only his mare is kind of edgy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 14:57:58 No.35180513 Report

Quoted By:

mare?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 15:06:47 No.35180535 Report

Quoted By: >>35180671

>>35180496
Yes. Constant Pip-posting, promoting wasteland mares, with no green to substantiate this. It makes me sad to see such energy wasted.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 16:07:22 No.35180664 Report

Quoted By: >>35180670

>>35180459
>cute janny mare
jannies are always trannies though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 16:10:20 No.35180670 Report

Quoted By: >>35180674 >>35185579

>>35180664
>thumbnail
>white background
Discarded with prejudice.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 16:10:27 No.35180671 Report

Quoted By: >>35180694

>>35180535
>>35180493
>>35180496
>>35180466
>>35180471
>>35180468
>>35180459
Oh my god stop feeding it yous, how are you all dumber than me

>>35180439
>thestral fever
path of kindness and blood was a good fic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 16:11:33 No.35180674 Report

Quoted By: >>35180676

>>35180670
heres your (you) coofee mod.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 16:13:22 No.35180676 Report

Quoted By: >>35180691

>>35180674
Hey, can I get a discord invite too, xir?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 16:14:46 No.35180681 Report

Quoted By:

>>35180476
Kip fell for a thot. That's why he has fallen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 16:19:21 No.35180691 Report

Quoted By: >>35180699

>>35180676
>doesn't know the discord trannys are the mods.
newfag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 16:20:42 No.35180694 Report

Quoted By:

>>35180671
Let Anon love his radioactive mare, okay?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 16:22:58 No.35180699 Report

Quoted By: >>35180714

>>35180691
>pretending to be stupid
That's right, switch it up, don't want to get too stale.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 16:28:08 No.35180714 Report

Quoted By: >>35180725

>>35180699
>no arguement just an insult
I really am starting to believe the retards who first raided my old generals from this one where not actually genuine users of this generals but almost assuredly the very same jews and jannies that thrive on making sure no white male wants to procreate. I hope these autists come up with artificial pony wombs because i cant wait to drink your salty tears.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 16:31:37 No.35180725 Report

Quoted By: >>35180757

>>35180714
>raided my
Your what now? lmao
Janny mare, get on this clown

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 16:44:45 No.35180757 Report

Quoted By: >>35180773

>>35180725
Its amazing you can post something like that at me as though I wasnt telling you niggers to stop feeding him (you)s just under a half hour ago. zigger IQ in action I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 16:49:02 No.35180773 Report

Quoted By:

>>35180757
He's a moron, just ignore him or he'll keep shrieking.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 16:56:31 No.35180797 Report

Quoted By: >>35180815

Oh gosh,she's smiling at me. What do I even say to her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:02:36 No.35180815 Report

Quoted By: >>35180817

>>35180797
Kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:03:31 No.35180817 Report

Quoted By:

>>35180815
That's an awfully rude thing to say to such a cute mare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:04:20 No.35180818 Report

Quoted By: >>35180834 >>35180864

Snorted 60mg of coke and I can't stop myself from looking at my folders of cute ponies. Oh my god you legit cannot understand the absolute need I have to pet a mare right now, it's more intense than a fucking orgasm. I need to hug a mare, I want to hug a mare so so bad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:09:05 No.35180834 Report

Quoted By:

>>35180818
Same boat here, minus the coke.
Anon I fucking love this cute little ball of anger so much, I want to hold her and never let go.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:10:51 No.35180838 Report

Quoted By: >>35180852 >>35180853

>report it : it comes back
>ignore it : it gets other idiots thinking they're in good company

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:14:12 No.35180852 Report

Quoted By: >>35180856

>>35180838
My guy, FoE isn't the exact subject of this thread but he's posting and talking about a mare he likes. What's your problem? He isn't even shitposting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:14:23 No.35180853 Report

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>>35180838
>loving your mare is bad
Thot begone

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:15:40 No.35180856 Report

Quoted By: >>35180867

>>35180852
Alright, whatever, feel free to give him an inch and watch him take a mile.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:18:06 No.35180864 Report

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>>35180818
>I need to hug a mare, I want to hug a mare so so bad
One day we will have the technology Anon.
One day.
Just need to hope the Wuhan Flu or Jews' Brazilification doesn't collapse Western civilization first, 'cause otherwise it won't happen in our lifetime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:18:33 No.35180867 Report

Quoted By: >>35180901

>>35180856
What do you think's going to happen, that the thread is going to be coup'd and turned into FoE mares only via military dictatorship? It's the one guy, and he's posting an actual mare. Unlike a lot of other people who've swung through here in the past

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:30:28 No.35180900 Report

Quoted By: >>35180916 >>35180981

Imagine how intimate it would be to hug a pegasus under her wings. I'm sure belly-to-belly hugs are already very intimate for ponies, but especially if you caress the sensitive region on her sides normally covered by her wings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:31:18 No.35180901 Report

Quoted By: >>35180919 >>35180923 >>35180925

>>35180867
>What do you think's going to happen, that the thread is going to be coup'd and turned into FoE mares only?
Precisely. That's how it begins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:33:35 No.35180911 Report

Quoted By: >>35180919 >>35180925

>FoE General v2.0: Electric Boogaloo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:36:08 No.35180916 Report

Quoted By: >>35180933

>>35180900
I imagine that the pegasus 'wingpit' is probably a sensitive or slightly erogenous zone, since there's probably a cluster of nerves there. So is preening. If you look at a birds' nervous systems, some of them actually have their brain stem run down the length of their body, right in their wingpit. So I imagine that pegasi have at least a nice cluster of nerves there. If not there, it'd be between the wings on their back

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:36:48 No.35180919 Report

Quoted By: >>35180927

>>35180901
>>35180911
How about you post non-FoE mares then, instead of complaining that his waifu isn't your ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:37:34 No.35180923 Report

Quoted By:

>>35180901
That's retarded.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:38:16 No.35180925 Report

Quoted By: >>35180930

>>35180901
>>35180911
This is extreme paranoia or retardation. I sincerely ask you to seek medical help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:38:30 No.35180927 Report

Quoted By: >>35180936

>>35180919
How about 4chan unban my IP range from file posting first?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:40:33 No.35180930 Report

Quoted By: >>35180939 >>35180940

>>35180925
People like you are the reason why /nmp/ will become irredeemable. You shouldn't give these "people" anything or they'll inevitably take it too far.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:41:16 No.35180933 Report

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>>35180916
I have a pigeon, the "wingpit" you're talking about is unbelievably soft, nigga you have no idea how soft a pegasus is gonna be.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:41:31 No.35180936 Report

Quoted By: >>35180938

>>35180927
>unbanning a gigantic whinny faggot
Hell no. Shoo, shoo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:42:08 No.35180938 Report

Quoted By: >>35180945

>>35180936
>says the whinny faggot in question
gb2discord

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:42:32 No.35180939 Report

Quoted By:

>>35180930
No man you're just being paranoid over nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:43:06 No.35180940 Report

Quoted By: >>35181140 >>35181963

>>35180930
It's one guy posting a mare and talking about hugging her.
If we were talking at tf or something, I'd agree with you. But it's not. It's a mare, just one from a fanfic. About the same as or even elevated above most OCs that also get posted here. Why do you have this autistic vendetta? Do you really hate the story or something?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:44:23 No.35180944 Report

Quoted By: >>35180948 >>35180949

>thread on 4chan's talking llama board touting straight heterosexual relationships between man and mares has earned THIS much ire from a certain chat client and it's mutant users

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:44:26 No.35180945 Report

Quoted By:

>>35180938
>no u
Damn, you owned me hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:46:27 No.35180948 Report

Quoted By: >>35180955

>>35180944
Surprising, is it not? And all he had to do is put his story in the appropriate thread. Instead, he decided to do something dumb and now he's mad about it and blames everyone but himself for being mad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:46:35 No.35180949 Report

Quoted By: >>35180955

>>35180944
The only discorder here is that one guy who cried that no one liked his tf green & then started throwing fits while shitposting about tf & stuff. But frankly, you're acting on par with him; you are the one shitting up the thread, not the guy posting pip.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:48:46 No.35180955 Report

Quoted By: >>35180961 >>35180966

>>35180948
Based
>>35180949
Cringe, there's no 'him', it's you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:50:44 No.35180961 Report

Quoted By: >>35180966 >>35180967

>>35180955
>Only one person can disagree with me
Furthering proving you're an actual autistic retard. Please go back to réddit or something

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:51:46 No.35180966 Report

Quoted By:

>>35180961
>>35180955
Wrong pic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:52:23 No.35180967 Report

Quoted By: >>35180972

>>35180961
>Muh "arguments"
Turd, you still haven't learned to better disguise yourself by now? Dumbass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:55:13 No.35180972 Report

Quoted By: >>35180979 >>35180990

>>35180967
There's no argument going on here, it's just you having a fit while ignoring everything that objectively points out your hypocrisy, and then you legitimated tried to pull the actual retarded classic of 'only one person can ever disagree with me'. Every time the guy posts pip, a mare well within the realm of the thread, YOU are one that gets buttblasted and starts shitting things up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:58:18 No.35180978 Report

Quoted By: >>35180982

*smacks mare*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:58:19 No.35180979 Report

Quoted By: >>35180984

>>35180972
Your 5D chess is really stupid, dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:59:42 No.35180981 Report

Quoted By: >>35180988

>>35180900
I always fancied the idea to get blanketed by a mare's wings. It must feel like heaven for both.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:00:41 No.35180982 Report

Quoted By:

>>35180978

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:00:58 No.35180984 Report

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>>35180979
Your blind autistic hatred of one specific mare because she's a FoE OC is really stupid, dude

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:01:36 No.35180987 Report

Quoted By:

Oh joy! He's not shitting up the thread for this particular nanosecond!

ohp' spoke too soon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:01:50 No.35180988 Report

Quoted By:

>>35180981
>BIG
>FAT
>WINGS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:02:51 No.35180990 Report

Quoted By: >>35180996 >>35181011

>>35180972
I could probably post wasteland mares less, but they deserve love too, even if they're harder cases to properly care for.
Just stop engaging this guy, he thinks everyone who disagrees with him is the same guy, he's a paranoid moron and I'm afraid you won't ever get through to him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:05:33 No.35180996 Report

Quoted By: >>35181002

>>35180990
No matter if he gets reported and his posts deleted, he'll come back, and if people ignore him he's just going to keep shitting up the thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:06:30 No.35180997 Report

Quoted By:

Can you guys stop arguing and just post mares, ffs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:08:49 No.35181002 Report

Quoted By: >>35181007

>>35180996
You're the only one who thinks he's shitting up the thread when really it's you sperging out and shitting up the thread every time you see a pip.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:09:27 No.35181005 Report

Quoted By: >>35181009

>giving the babby his bottle
>go ahead and spam your dyke OC's
You know Chamberlain believed in appeasement, too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:09:46 No.35181007 Report

Quoted By: >>35181022

>>35181002
The fuck are you saying? I'm arguing against the guy who's sperging about pip

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:11:01 No.35181009 Report

Quoted By:

>>35181005
Yeah sorry this thread's just been coup'd, FoE only mares now retard. You're not allowed to post anything else. Also I'm everyone in this thread except for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:11:09 No.35181011 Report

Quoted By: >>35181018 >>35181021

>>35180990
You could stop being a moron yourself and, I don't know, focus on /foe/. Or you could write an /nmp/ story featuring you're waifu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:13:07 No.35181018 Report

Quoted By:

>>35181011
Or you could stop having a fit every time he even posts a picture of pip, that'd probably be better

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:13:53 No.35181021 Report

Quoted By: >>35181023

>>35181011
He wont, and now he's mobilizing idiots to his cause.
>j-just leave him be! YOU'RE the one shitting it up!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:14:48 No.35181022 Report

Quoted By:

>>35181007
Friendly fire then, my apologies. Guess I got you mixed up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:15:36 No.35181023 Report

Quoted By: >>35181028 >>35181030

>>35181021
This entire chain has happened because you decided to have a spergout about the words
>I fucking love this cute little ball of anger so much, I want to hold her and never let go.
with a picture of pip attached

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:18:10 No.35181028 Report

Quoted By: >>35181030 >>35181036

>>35181023
Point still stands that from the beginning there was already an established general for his cancer.
It's chosen to hunker down here and be a negative presence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:19:17 No.35181030 Report

Quoted By:

>>35181023
>>35181028
Ladies, stop arguing. You're all going to get headpats and tummy rubbies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:20:50 No.35181033 Report

Quoted By: >>35181040

Good job with all that infighting, now mare is sad and need a hug.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:22:21 No.35181036 Report

Quoted By:

>>35181028
That isn't a point. There's also usually a general for OCs. Do you want to forbade all OCs from being posted as well?
You'd have a point if we were talking about tf, or strange waifu stuff. Because that isn't men/mare. But we aren't talking about that, we're talking about a 100% mare OC that some guy likes. You dislike the story or something, so be it, doesn't matter; you should stop having a fit every time this guy posts something that is exactly within this thread's parameters.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:24:27 No.35181038 Report

Quoted By: >>35181046

God I hate you things, can't have anything nice for shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:25:20 No.35181040 Report

Quoted By: >>35181043 >>35181045

>>35181033
Velvet is cute, she can have a hug but I definitely prefer little gray tomboy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:26:08 No.35181043 Report

Quoted By: >>35181052

>>35181040
Eh, good enough.
Mare is happy now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:27:18 No.35181045 Report

Quoted By: >>35181064

>>35181040
>little gray tomboy
ugly gray dyke*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:27:25 No.35181046 Report

Quoted By:

>>35181038
You know, I actually thought for a moment that you would read my post and see that your train of thought is objectively flawed, and that you're acting like a retard about something that's fine. But of course not, you wouldn't be having these fits in the first place if you had an IQ above 50.
Feel free to keep being retarded. That's not going to stop anyone from posting an OC

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:29:30 No.35181052 Report

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>>35181043
I've always thought that her mane colors clash with her coat, but she's still cute

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:29:41 No.35181054 Report

Quoted By: >>35181059

>bleeding hearts whine to let the shitposter be included
what's the next part of your master plan

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:30:54 No.35181059 Report

Quoted By:

>>35181054
The post I am responding to, your post, is a shitpost. Do you know what we call people who shitpost? Shitposters. And thus you are shitposting. Not the guys talking about mares.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:33:16 No.35181064 Report

Quoted By:

>>35181045
>ugly
Most beautiful mare I've ever laid eyes on
>gray
A perfectly balanced gray that compliments her mane and makes her eyes shine
>dyke
Not after I win her heart

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:44:46 No.35181086 Report

Quoted By: >>35181111 >>35181154

>"Hmm, let me check in my bag o' matches!"
>"...No..no, gosh, no, no, and more no!"
>"Well wouldn't ya know it, Anon? Fresh out of lesbian glowponies!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:53:30 No.35181111 Report

Quoted By: >>35181249

>>35181086
>"I'm right here Anon! Packed up all my stuff from Tenpony Tower too! You wanna see some bobbleheads and cool soda I found?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:56:34 No.35181119 Report

Quoted By: >>35181154

>"My programs only opened to mares who are strictly dickly, chump."
>"Heh, looking at you myself I'm not so sure *you're* even in the right program."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 19:01:22 No.35181140 Report

Quoted By: >>35181458

>>35180940
Eh, to be fair, if it was just one guy posting Trixie, Fluttershy, Luna, whoever, over and over clearly being the same person contributing nothing and just spamming images, I think it’d also get pretty annoying.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 19:04:42 No.35181154 Report

Quoted By: >>35181169

>>35181119
>>35181086
>using our fair lady Cadenza as a mouthpiece for your own opinions

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 19:08:34 No.35181169 Report

Quoted By: >>35181186 >>35181203

>>35181154
>"Two holes can't make a foal!"
>"Burn in Tartarus, filly fooler!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 19:11:49 No.35181183 Report

Quoted By:

I'd like to take a moment to thank the heroic mares that protect us against coronavirus every day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 19:13:20 No.35181186 Report

Quoted By: >>35181191

>>35181169
>"Two holes can't make a foal!"
But Anon, a dick has a hole too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 19:14:39 No.35181191 Report

Quoted By: >>35181282

>>35181186

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 19:17:11 No.35181203 Report

Quoted By:

>>35181169
This is clearly a changeling putting out hateful messages while pretending to be Cadance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 19:38:10 No.35181249 Report

Quoted By:

>>35181111
Did you grab some numba nines, a numba nine large, a numba six with extra dip, a numba sevn, a couple of numba forty fives, one with cheez as well? Oh, and a large soda too!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 19:51:10 No.35181282 Report

Quoted By: >>35181342

>>35181191
Candy's face when she realises sounding is really hot?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 20:07:11 No.35181320 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 20:11:32 No.35181342 Report

Quoted By:

>>35181282
Jesus, I bet you're into floor tiles too, sicko.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 20:13:05 No.35181347 Report

Quoted By: >>35181464

Who's your waifu and what's your favorite thing about her.
For me, it's Littlepip and her pretty eyes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 20:49:51 No.35181458 Report

Quoted By: >>35181520

>>35181140
This, there's a point where it becomes obnoxious and the guy is clearly reveling in the attention he gets.
I just wish he'd put the energy into that green.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 20:51:41 No.35181464 Report

Quoted By:

>>35181347
I like Rainbow Dash, she's sporty and cute. 'nuff said.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 21:03:05 No.35181520 Report

Quoted By: >>35181530

>>35181458
>Generations has passed since Humanity launched itself into the stars.
>Today, a quarter of the galaxy has been explored, with dozens of colonies established.
>Despite this massive expansion, Man remains alone in space.
>Ever since their near extinction in the Eugenic Wars, humanity exists as clone race of a single gender.
>Males would clone an exact copy of themselves with DNA provided from their original predecessor in a genetic bank.
>Often the genetic successor would inherit the name of the original and a number to note the order of their creation.
>What few females survived those wars long ago, are permanently kept in stasis and used only as a way to create new, pure, genetic strains to pass down.
>Unfortunately, that is not the case.
>Much of humanity is on a time limit.
>Many clones, lacked their predecessors, their bodies lost to wars, and have to use themselves as a flawed template instead.
>A slow end of genetic degeneration that rests on the back of everyone's mind.
>Factions and opportunists emerge, hoarding the few remaining females and grasping the support of those desperate to avoid their fate.
>Now, everyone stands on the edge of conflict, their attention focused on the center of humanity, Earth, in the hope of a solution.
>You are Anonymous the Eleventh, First Citizen of Earth and Leader of the Terran Commonwealth.
>As a descendant of the original founder of the Commonwealth, it is your duty to keep his work from being undone and to perpetuate the survival of man at any costs.
>Delving into the forbidden vaults that housed your predecessor, you find a sparkling crystal laying outside his cyropod.
>A pristine, teal jewel cut into the shape of a heart.
>It glows blue as it .
>How did it get here?
>What more, what is this small device attached to it?
>A message?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 21:05:19 No.35181530 Report

Quoted By: >>35181584 >>35181664 >>35181804

>>35181520
Not the guy who constantly posts little Pip. If I ever wanted to make a green with wasteland mares, It's probably how I'd start off. A matching of two flawed characters that both come from an grim existence have to develop and rely on each other. Combine that with the stakes involved and it becomes a bit of a grand story. Something of that scale doesn't really suit Nmp, but it'd be interesting. I'd like to make it that but I haven't read Foe, So I'd have to make a lot of stuff up and just end up making a generic apocalyptic setting. I'm also working on other projects too. If you guys wanna take this prompt, feel free.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 21:18:36 No.35181584 Report

Quoted By:

>>35181530
>Combine that with the stakes involved and it becomes a bit of a grand story. Something of that scale doesn't really suit Nmp, but it'd be interesting.
#decamare has this kind of scale, actually.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 21:46:15 No.35181664 Report

Quoted By:

>>35181530
This is nice thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 22:28:26 No.35181768 Report

Quoted By:

>>35175091
All ponies are precious, but it's okay to have a favorite race. I'm partial to earth ponies myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 22:38:58 No.35181804 Report

Quoted By:

>>35181530
>Something of that scale doesn't really suit Nmp
Why not?
Generic apocolypse setting would be fine too, dont forget that glimmer made a bunch of fucked up timelines.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 22:47:53 No.35181831 Report

Quoted By: >>35181834 >>35181930

ancient mare

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 22:48:16 No.35181834 Report

Quoted By: >>35181964

>>35181831
but that's a dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 23:03:14 No.35181883 Report

Quoted By:

>>35178108
Ngl, that'd work on me, if only because I HAVE to talk to this mare and figure out what the fuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 23:21:11 No.35181930 Report

Quoted By: >>35181964

>>35181831
>homo posting
I know pnmp showed me a good time but I don't think theyd appreciate if this became a regular thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 23:32:12 No.35181963 Report

Quoted By: >>35181969

>>35180940
>why do you have this vendeta.
janny trannys are deleting it but the reason some people actually feed that guy yous is because he posted in some discord and made it explicit hes just here to shit up the thread. I dont know why people who dont like him aren't capable of ignoring him honestly. they got punch drunk and started taking swings at me just bringing that up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 23:32:53 No.35181964 Report

Quoted By: >>35181978 >>35181981 >>35181988

>>35181930
>>35181834
huh? That's clearly a mare, look at the muzzle and eyes. Or is this a meme I missed?
>pnmp
what is that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 23:35:27 No.35181969 Report

Quoted By: >>35181978

>>35181963
No, I don't think it's the same guy who got assblasted over people disliking his tf green. Pretty sure it's a different autist who has a fit whenever he sees anything FoE related, even if it's legit just a cute mare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 23:37:28 No.35181978 Report

Quoted By: >>35181980 >>35181993

>>35181969
they didnt even bother to deny it and they actively engage in schekanery instead of ignoring retards so I personally believe it.

>>35181964
>pmnp
I didnt depress the backspace key on the first p hard enough
>its clearly a mare.
It's a stallion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 23:38:38 No.35181980 Report

Quoted By:

>>35181978
and it looks like this time I cant even type.
nmp Is what I meant to type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 23:38:52 No.35181981 Report

Quoted By: >>35181988

>>35181964
In the comic, Pinkie address him as he.
Ancient Egyptian colts used makeup too, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 23:42:04 No.35181988 Report

Quoted By:

>>35181964
>>35181981
The page in question being this one: >>35176086

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 23:43:36 No.35181993 Report

Quoted By: >>35182022 >>35182190 >>35182307

>>35181978
>they didnt even bother to deny it
Yeah, but that guy's sort of shitposting is blatant low-effort 'hehe what if u went to equestria as stallion'; cringy, obvious stuff. This guy just decided to go spergmode over Little Pip, and had a drawn out """argument""". But you could be right, iunno. Either way I'm just really tired of literal retards shitting up the thread.
Here's a pic of a mare to make up for even continuing it whatsoever

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 23:52:04 No.35182022 Report

Quoted By:

>>35181993
Oh I totally agree. I dont see how even if I was right that giving anyone like that replies at all is an intelligent thing to do, but this is 4chan.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 00:39:31 No.35182190 Report

Quoted By: >>35182208

>>35181993
Gotta admit, I'm not a fan of the guy who went bonkers over me liking Littlepip. It wasn't even funny, he was typing like he was 200% mad using Cadance as a mouthpiece.
Littlepip is cute and I like her a lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 00:46:53 No.35182208 Report

Quoted By: >>35182307 >>35182377

>>35182190
>It wasn't even funny
You know what else isn't funny?
(You) playing victim card.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 01:25:07 No.35182307 Report

Quoted By:

>>35181993
see this shit>>35182208
?
right here, this is what I'm talking about.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 01:42:36 No.35182377 Report

Quoted By:

>>35182208
Nice shitpost, maybe go back to your discord circlejerk

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 01:50:08 No.35182400 Report

Quoted By:

SHES SO FREAKING HUNGRY AND LONELY BROS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 02:31:33 No.35182486 Report

Quoted By:

Read a cute thing in kinderquestria that fits ITT, if you can ignore a couple things like "Ponies have trouble with math." since that parts obviously for comedy.
https://pastebin.com/9FidsK4U

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 05:20:54 No.35182902 Report

Quoted By:

>>35174322
figures he'd be an Applefag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 05:34:31 No.35182929 Report

Quoted By: >>35183249 >>35183551 >>35185524

mare blep

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 08:14:30 No.35183249 Report

Quoted By: >>35183373 >>35183929

>>35182929
How does the average Equestrian mare breath smells like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 09:12:55 No.35183373 Report

Quoted By:

>>35183249

Like breath, what the Hell else would you expect?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 11:30:18 No.35183551 Report

Quoted By: >>35183858

>>35182929
Mlem

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 11:59:30 No.35183599 Report

Quoted By: >>35183899

show mare the way
to the next whiskey bar

for if
she don't find that next whiskey bar

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 14:29:59 No.35183858 Report

Quoted By:

>>35183551
What about mare kisses?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 14:44:04 No.35183899 Report

Quoted By: >>35183928

>>35183599
she'll tell you she must die
she'll tell you she must die
she'll tell you she must die
dun dun dun
dun dun dun dun

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 14:56:29 No.35183928 Report

Quoted By: >>35183945

>>35183899
>mare's entire personality is being an alcoholic

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 14:57:08 No.35183929 Report

Quoted By:

>>35183249
Like whatever they ate last, or their toothpaste, or maybe finally not being alone

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 15:03:50 No.35183945 Report

Quoted By: >>35184148 >>35184732

>>35183928
>mares entirely personality is muh cute eyes and radons
Shut up already, fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 15:07:13 No.35183952 Report

Quoted By:

I miss Jeff

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 16:30:27 No.35184148 Report

Quoted By:

>>35183945
The "Everyone is pipfag" faggot is back again. Looks like we're in for the same shit as yesterday.
Maybe go ruin another thread today?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 16:32:26 No.35184156 Report

Quoted By: >>35184160 >>35184281 >>35184432 >>35184460 >>35184602 >>35184800

I tried to draw a mare. I named her Crimson Sweet. She wonders if her future human husband will like her melons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 16:33:39 No.35184160 Report

Quoted By:

>>35184156
She reminds me of SURGE drink

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 17:19:55 No.35184281 Report

Quoted By: >>35184602 >>35184809

>>35184156
Would be a qt if her colors were desaturated a wee bit. I don't think she could be my mare though, I don't like watermelon at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 17:56:58 No.35184432 Report

Quoted By:

>>35184156
I want to tickle her nose and share an ice-cold watermelonade with her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 18:05:27 No.35184460 Report

Quoted By:

>>35184156
Watermelons make me vomit uncontrollably. As a kid I loved them but it started at one point in my life and never stopped. I was open minded about them but it happened 3 times out of 4 and I gave up on them. Something melon-flavored is fine though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 18:45:55 No.35184602 Report

Quoted By: >>35184809

>>35184156
Good job! But I agree with >>35184281, and have made an attempt: saturation decreased by 25%, brightness increased by 8%. Eye color was kept unchanged.
She's still brightly colored (as I'm sure you intended her to be such), but no longer a neon eyestrain.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 18:47:41 No.35184609 Report

Quoted By:

Let your head be free and turn the husbando key

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 19:19:16 No.35184732 Report

Quoted By:

>>35183945
Well the eyes certainly are cute, she's a good and cute little mare who shouldn't have to deal with wasteland life. Grey coat makes her eyes and mane brighter.
I love her so much bros...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 19:37:45 No.35184793 Report

Quoted By: >>35184808 >>35184822 >>35184844 >>35185029 >>35185078

Is there anything more pathetic than a "man" who WANTS his mare to live an absolutely miserable life just so he can have the white knight fantasy of swooping in and making her happy? It's on par with /spg/ shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 19:40:04 No.35184800 Report

Quoted By: >>35184830

>>35184156
Looks like someone else had the same idea, except for the eye color.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 19:42:29 No.35184808 Report

Quoted By: >>35184872

>>35184793
This general flooded /spg/ so I dont see what you're getting at.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 19:42:38 No.35184809 Report

Quoted By:

>>35184281
>>35184602
I appreciate the feedback. I originally got the idea for her while drinking watermelon Red Bull and I wanted to give some zing to her colors. I still prefer the almost neon like look of her but I understand that it can be a real eyesore as well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 19:46:22 No.35184822 Report

Quoted By: >>35184833

>>35184793
idk man, like every greentext here has depresses lonely mares getting whiteknighted by Anons. Sounds like the same thing to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 19:48:20 No.35184830 Report

Quoted By: >>35184934

>>35184800
Funnily enough, when I made her for the drawing practice thread a few days ago, I thought that there must be a pony with this name and colors already, it's so obvious. But when I made a quick search on derpi and the mlp wiki if a pony with this name existed nothing came up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 19:49:36 No.35184833 Report

Quoted By: >>35185029 >>35185115

>>35184822
>green involving mares
where, the ongoing ones are deca and bug
singular insight was a long time ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 19:53:38 No.35184844 Report

Quoted By:

>>35184793
The alternative is making the mare have a good life, but then you have to make Anon better to make up for it, which could be called delusional, either that, or she is “punching down”, making you think why she couldn’t get a better partner in the first place

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 20:00:55 No.35184872 Report

Quoted By: >>35185679

>>35184808
The hell are you talking about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 20:11:25 No.35184934 Report

Quoted By:

>>35184830

I will admit, I also search derpi when I come up with character names. I guess it's because I don't want to come up with a character that's already there, nor do I want the name to be associated with someone's sweatgoblin OC.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 20:28:04 No.35185029 Report

Quoted By: >>35185042 >>35185115

>>35184793
>absolutely miserable life just so he can have the white knight fantasy of swooping in and making her happy
You mean every story he-
>>35184833
>green involving mares
Oh I see, you're just being retarded on purpose. Okay.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 20:31:11 No.35185042 Report

Quoted By: >>35185078 >>35185115

>>35185029
My word you sure get bent out of shape easy, is that really a trait mare would appreciate seeing come out so often?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 20:39:41 No.35185078 Report

Quoted By: >>35185090 >>35185115

>>35185042
You want to see someone who really gpt bent out of shape? This poor fellow.
>>35184793
Imagine getting mad about a mare in /nmp/ of all places.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 20:42:01 No.35185090 Report

Quoted By: >>35185104 >>35185115

>>35185078
>ur an incel/u hafta be a pony/ur a whiteknight
What WILL they think up next?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 20:44:04 No.35185104 Report

Quoted By: >>35185110 >>35185115

>>35185090
He didn't say any of that, you must be confused.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 20:45:27 No.35185110 Report

Quoted By: >>35185115

>>35185104
There, there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 20:48:17 No.35185115 Report

Quoted By: >>35185124 >>35185682

>>35185110
>>35185104
>>35185090
>>35185078
>>35185042
>>35185029
>>35184833
>Anon argues with a schizo
>Two completely different conversations happen

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 20:49:30 No.35185123 Report

Quoted By:

>When she spots "2 for 1 couple special" at the bakery.
>"I gotta go get Anon, he loves these crystal tarts!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 20:49:30 No.35185124 Report

Quoted By: >>35185140

>>35185115
>Tee hee dance puppets dance
very womanlike and cringe

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 20:53:45 No.35185140 Report

Quoted By: >>35185147 >>35185231

>>35185124
What the fuck are you trying to communicate with that string of words?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 20:54:48 No.35185147 Report

Quoted By: >>35185231 >>35185483

>>35185140
Turd in the snow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 21:14:40 No.35185231 Report

Quoted By:

>>35185140
>>35185147
>one minute apart
Samefag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 21:42:08 No.35185313 Report

Quoted By:

>"Oh? So it's like that.."
>"Hmph! Trixie understands..after all, the prize in this game is a match; a chance at love, and a new li- SHI SHI SHAA!"
>"A word to the wise, Sparkle! If Trixie's wagon is a rockin', don't come a knockin'!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 22:32:01 No.35185448 Report

Quoted By:

>"Husbandos belong to horns."
>"Groundpounders and birdbrains should just die."
>'T-Thank you, miss, your video personal has been recorded and will be submitted to the program shortly.'
>Moondancer nods and raises a hoof
>"UNICORN POWER, GAS THE CREATURES N-"
>'NEXT.'

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 22:41:36 No.35185483 Report

Quoted By: >>35185493

>>35185147
Don't be so rude to yourself, anon.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 22:43:33 No.35185493 Report

Quoted By:

>>35185483
Yikes, exhibiting such a petty and childish nature, trying to instigate in times of mare and calm.
They're definitely gonna take points off for that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 22:50:48 No.35185524 Report

Quoted By:

>>35182929
Did someone say blep?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 23:00:05 No.35185550 Report

Quoted By: >>35185567 >>35185577 >>35185589 >>35185591 >>35185643 >>35185690 >>35185779

Why is there so much resentment in /nmp/? I would expect this place to be a warm bastion of wholesomeness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 23:04:44 No.35185567 Report

Quoted By:

>>35185550
Some shitposters are determined to take it away from the thread. Don't let them win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 23:07:56 No.35185577 Report

Quoted By:

>>35185550
>warm bastion of wholesome
that is precisely why. Some people don't want anyone to have nice things.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 23:08:15 No.35185579 Report

Quoted By: >>35185585

>>35180670

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 23:11:54 No.35185585 Report

Quoted By:

>>35185579

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 23:12:35 No.35185589 Report

Quoted By: >>35185597 >>35185935

>>35185550
Some shitposter has a vendetta against people who have noncanon waifus. I love Littlepip and that drives him insane so he shitposts every time I talk about how much I love my waifu.
I know there's a Rampage and Velvetfren here too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 23:13:11 No.35185591 Report

Quoted By:

>>35185550
>warm bastion of wholesome

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 23:14:56 No.35185597 Report

Quoted By:

>>35185589
There's more than one of you who unironically waif these dykes?
That's so weird, is that a case of shit taste being contagious?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 23:28:35 No.35185643 Report

Quoted By:

>>35185550
It's a mystery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 23:41:18 No.35185679 Report

Quoted By: >>35185696

>>35184872
>wedindunuffin
(you)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 23:42:20 No.35185682 Report

Quoted By:

>>35185115
>schizo
get out of my board you dumb jew

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 23:44:37 No.35185690 Report

Quoted By: >>35185707

>>35185550
It is, just a few weeks ago this general proved it by being warm to something they hate. but that doesn't stop jews and shitposters from swarming the place. this general also used to raid other generals, and who knows if that was in response to more raids here.

In short, shits fucked because anons cannot stop responding to b8.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 23:45:34 No.35185696 Report

Quoted By: >>35185708 >>35185709

>>35185679
to my knowledge, as much as I've noticed people in here having collective disdain for the concept of slave pony general (because they're fucking slaves, you assholes, stockholm syndrome is a terrible thing), no one has ever endorsed actually leaving the thread to shit yours up. Unlike how your kind came here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 23:48:11 No.35185707 Report

Quoted By: >>35185717 >>35185893

>>35185690
>this general also used to raid other generals
What? /nmp/ raided other generals?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 23:48:30 No.35185708 Report

Quoted By: >>35185714 >>35185778

>>35185696
I literally came here because you made that thread unlivable and haven't been back back. You posted pictures of cadence and cheered when I left. I have way thicker skin now than I did then but pretending it didn't happen because you weren't personally involved is retarded.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 23:48:57 No.35185709 Report

Quoted By: >>35185719

>>35185696
those fags and the tf thread constantly bring up /nmp/ because they're seething retards. There was never a raid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 23:50:38 No.35185714 Report

Quoted By:

>>35185708
You do realize that we are not a gestalt consciousness and the acts of one autistic shitposter do not represent the whole.
And the fact you think only we'd be the ones who'd have issues with horse slavery is laughable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 23:51:34 No.35185717 Report

Quoted By:

>>35185707
I think it's just part of his instigating BS, I don't recall "us" or this general engaging in any kind of raid.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 23:51:56 No.35185719 Report

Quoted By: >>35185721 >>35185736

>>35185709
It amazes me how the shitposters move in and shitpost all over this thread, and something I said you guys did weeks ago when this thread hadn't gone to shit merrited a friendly "your fault for not being as autistic and raiding us first ^:)" reply is now resulting in arguement started, so this will be my last (you) on the subject. The desuarchive exists for a reason.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 23:52:48 No.35185721 Report

Quoted By: >>35185726 >>35185728

>>35185719
That's not a mare at all. Interloper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 23:54:15 No.35185726 Report

Quoted By: >>35185739

>>35185721
bughorses got a circumstantial pass, turd burglar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 23:54:57 No.35185728 Report

Quoted By: >>35185739

>>35185721
Changelings count as mares.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 23:57:01 No.35185736 Report

Quoted By: >>35185753

>>35185719
You're accusing the thread of doing something and expecting everyone else to show proof of your claims.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 23:58:13 No.35185739 Report

Quoted By: >>35185743 >>35185751

>>35185726
>>35185728
Right, well I'll just have to remember to mark "PONY MARE PREFERRED" on my app then since you guys are some sweden tier "LET DEM IN" fags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 23:59:06 No.35185743 Report

Quoted By: >>35185748

>>35185739
How about you lurk more and not be such an obvious newfaggot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:00:36 No.35185748 Report

Quoted By: >>35185752

>>35185743
>gyeheh lurk
Still not mares. Grossass roachfags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:02:01 No.35185751 Report

Quoted By: >>35185754

>>35185739
If they're an established species that is at least 50% pony, I'm pretty sure they count. Kirin and seaponies, for example, would count whereas gryphons/hippogryphs would not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:02:05 No.35185752 Report

Quoted By:

>>35185748
Female changelings are mares. Also, lurk more, newfag.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:02:24 No.35185753 Report

Quoted By:

>>35185736
taking it personally back then is exactly why you made fun of me, is the cause of all the recent shitposting, and is in general cancer to 4chan's culture. I really don;t think anyone but fags would be that interested in verifying it, and yes I'm not going to help you google an archive and thumb through spg. Theyre not exactly hard to use and it probably wouldn't take me any effort to do it, but I don't want the topic of this thread to be about pouring through the contents of the old one, I want this thread to stop being filled with shitposters screetching autistically because they got their feefees hurt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:03:07 No.35185754 Report

Quoted By: >>35185768

>>35185751
>hippogryphs don't count
>they are literally 50% pony

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:06:09 No.35185761 Report

Quoted By: >>35185766

See, I'd think a mare would be soft, fuzzy, have a cute coat, ears and tail.
You know, instead of some chitinous ground dwelling stank ass beetle.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:08:30 No.35185765 Report

Quoted By: >>35185790

After all is said and done, mare is what matters. Remember that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:09:43 No.35185766 Report

Quoted By:

>>35185761
hey! I'll have you know no mare has cuter ears than my waifu!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:10:04 No.35185768 Report

Quoted By:

>>35185754
you know, we did the math on this once I think.
I might have misremembered if hippogryphs were counted or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:17:38 No.35185778 Report

Quoted By: >>35185783

>>35185708
You fell for the bait you fucking idiot, theres an autist that frequents the different generals and stirs shit to get your exact reaction, he goes to RGRE and starts shittalking herdfags while posting cadance for instance.
Pretty sure i've also seen him in the guard mare thread talking shit about bat ponies too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:17:45 No.35185779 Report

Quoted By: >>35185788

>>35185550
The answer is discord trannies. It's always the discord trannies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:19:05 No.35185783 Report

Quoted By: >>35185840

>>35185778
>>>/archive/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:20:44 No.35185788 Report

Quoted By: >>35185796

>>35185779
have sex

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:20:58 No.35185790 Report

Quoted By: >>35185794 >>35185814

>>35185765
post mares.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:23:11 No.35185794 Report

Quoted By:

>>35185790

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:23:30 No.35185796 Report

Quoted By: >>35185818

>>35185788
I will but only with a mare, xir.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:32:47 No.35185814 Report

Quoted By:

>>35185790
My favorite mare

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:35:32 No.35185818 Report

Quoted By: >>35185822 >>35185842

>>35185796
Seethe more, incel. This thread is pathetic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:36:47 No.35185822 Report

Quoted By: >>35185837

>>35185818
>losing to cartoon ponies
You "guys" were my favorite shitposters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:40:58 No.35185837 Report

Quoted By: >>35185842 >>35185845

>>35185822
cope more incel, i can almost hear you crying and punching the air.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:42:20 No.35185840 Report

Quoted By: >>35185843

>>35185783
Oh sure let me just spend hours trawling through the archive for the arguments when that thread can go through hundreds of posts a day, this is going to have to be a 'source - trust me' my dude.
Which do you think is more likely, fags ITT going to other threads and shittalking their topics whilst our own gets shitposted and doesnt have much green, or it's a couple of autists (Or even just one) stirring shit for cheap laughs?
Look at the FoE guy ITT and the people reacting to him to see how easy it is, or the guy who got salty about his tf green, should we go shitpost their respective threads instead now or just accept it's autists being autists.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:43:18 No.35185842 Report

Quoted By:

>>35185837
>>35185818
Please say sike, this isn't even funny to me and Family Guy cracks me up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:44:14 No.35185843 Report

Quoted By: >>35185852

>>35185840
>words words words
please learn to search and respect that I want you shitposters to go away instead of make this topic about pissing into the ocean of piss.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:44:31 No.35185845 Report

Quoted By: >>35185848

>>35185837
Tell your wifes son hi for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:45:32 No.35185848 Report

Quoted By: >>35185850

>>35185845
literal cope, best ya got huh incel? pathetic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:46:50 No.35185850 Report

Quoted By: >>35185854 >>35185858

>>35185848
>literal cope, best ya got huh incel? pathetic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:47:33 No.35185852 Report

Quoted By:

>>35185843
>I want you shitposters to go away
Me too, but people keep taking the fucking bait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:49:02 No.35185854 Report

Quoted By: >>35185860

>>35185850
>rage comics
you've already lost

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:50:36 No.35185858 Report

Quoted By:

>>35185850
You know I'm not sure what you hope to accomplish here. if you are as (((degenerate))) as you say you are, this thread should make you happy and you should want the people in it to continue not reproducing.

If you actually offend and shame someone ITT successfully what would happen if they went out and got married and had a kid?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:51:36 No.35185860 Report

Quoted By: >>35185871

>>35185854
>coming to 4chan's talking pony board
>trying to social shame losers
Pot, kettle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:52:29 No.35185862 Report

Quoted By: >>35185872 >>35185919 >>35185987

Ponk has brought you the princess of lo- oh wait that's not the right one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:54:40 No.35185871 Report

Quoted By: >>35185877

>>35185860
>incel trying to shift the blame
seethe more incel boy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:54:52 No.35185872 Report

Quoted By: >>35185987

>>35185862
No wait, bring her back. She's the one I want.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:55:05 No.35185874 Report

Quoted By:

>tf fag who hates FoE has finally snapped and is shitposting at high octane now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:56:08 No.35185877 Report

Quoted By: >>35185886

>>35185871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXOuzytkHGA

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:59:20 No.35185886 Report

Quoted By: >>35185904

>>35185877
>implying it isn't true

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 01:01:13 No.35185893 Report

Quoted By:

>>35185707
Actually, I do remember a few of us raiding the Cadance general over a year ago, but that was the only raid we really ever conducted.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 01:03:55 No.35185904 Report

Quoted By: >>35185913

>>35185886
Bye, simp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 01:07:45 No.35185913 Report

Quoted By: >>35185917 >>35185932

>>35185904
i can't belive you fell for such obvious bait so many times. topkek, thanks for the (You)s

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 01:10:47 No.35185917 Report

Quoted By: >>35185932

>>35185913
>topkek
>(you) farming
Bye, reddit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 01:10:58 No.35185919 Report

Quoted By: >>35185987

>>35185862
Let her stay, i'd like to dream of mares please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 01:12:36 No.35185927 Report

Quoted By: >>35185932 >>35185933

35185917
>keeps giving him (You)s
based retard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 01:15:09 No.35185932 Report

Quoted By:

>>35185927
>>35185913
>>35185917

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 01:15:22 No.35185933 Report

Quoted By:

>>35185927
You can go now, dude, we all laughed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 01:16:00 No.35185935 Report

Quoted By: >>35185940

>>35185589
Yeah I like Rampage but keep it on the down-low. This thread is having a fucking meltdown right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 01:18:33 No.35185940 Report

Quoted By: >>35186031

>>35185935
You don't have to keep it down maybe just settle for the right fucking general lol.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 01:40:09 No.35185987 Report

Quoted By: >>35186113

>>35185919
>>35185872
>>35185862
>anons start a cult to cadance.
>ponk kidnaps her for a cultist party.
>gets the wrong princess.
>her match is happy to see his wife and the whole thing turns into a regular party when anons go grab their own wives.
>many 'You're the mare/man of my dreams' puns are had.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 01:54:23 No.35186031 Report

Quoted By: >>35186051

>>35185940
This is a mare

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 01:58:34 No.35186051 Report

Quoted By: >>35186090

>>35186031
>dis ids mare
Yeah you keep saying that. That's your whole justification for plastering your lesponies here.
>dey r mare :DD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 02:08:57 No.35186090 Report

Quoted By: >>35186095

>>35186051
So why do you sperg out so badly whenever someone has a rad mare? You've been shitting up the thread all evening over nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 02:10:56 No.35186095 Report

Quoted By:

>>35186090
Whatever, dickweed, there's an established general for your cancer and that's where you ought to stay, but you wont.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 02:16:59 No.35186113 Report

Quoted By: >>35186121 >>35186135

>>35185987
>wife kidnapping
did nmp just turn into khazekstan?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 02:17:33 No.35186117 Report

Quoted By: >>35186162

>"I'm afraid the protective layers are quite necessary, my little ponies."
>"With the..*ahem*..with the inclusion of o-our mares wandering the wastelands and other parts unknown.."
>"We now have to take the necessary precautions to ensure other norma-, I mean, non-compromised candidates, don't get exposed to any degen-, uh, radioactivity."
>"Oh Celestia, Shiny, spray me off with the disinfectant now now now hurry hurry, one of those carpetbaggers breathed next to me ew ew!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 02:18:57 No.35186121 Report

Quoted By: >>35186132 >>35186140

>>35186113
*Kazakhstan
Which is a proud nation and norable exporter or radioactive materials

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 02:21:20 No.35186132 Report

Quoted By:

>>35186121
Are your fingers too fat for those little phone keyboard buttons or something

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 02:22:07 No.35186135 Report

Quoted By: >>35186145

>>35186113
She thought it was a kidnapping-themed party.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 02:23:06 No.35186140 Report

Quoted By:

>>35186121
Look I am all for actual family values on planet earth but kidnapping thots is taking family right out of the fathers hooves. In fact if we understand cadence's role, and how loved she is by everypony, it's obvious that pony society is completely fine with arranged marriages by ponies who are good at the whole matchmaking and friendship lesson chestnut. I think this is a superior model well, except for all the gross thots. Especially if you compare it to literally carpetbagging a waifu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 02:24:57 No.35186145 Report

Quoted By:

>>35186135
oh thats a huge relief.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 02:31:23 No.35186162 Report

Quoted By:

>>35186117
>radmare passively deals damage to immunelets
>radmare is cute and sweet, and only a very stupid person would say mean things about her
Brave words for someone within SATSing distance

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 03:30:23 No.35186311 Report

Quoted By: >>35186331 >>35186388 >>35186417

Not gonna lie, thread looks much nicer after the cleanup.
Back to the topic at hand, what's you guys' opinions of clothes on ponies? I'd be cool with Pip keeping the Stablesuit since it's probably soft enough to be pajamas.
What does your waifu wear and what do you think of it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 03:37:14 No.35186331 Report

Quoted By: >>35186345

>>35186311
Clothes look nice on a pony. but they'd look even better on my floor.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 03:42:53 No.35186345 Report

Quoted By:

>>35186331
>spoiler

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 03:46:57 No.35186353 Report

Quoted By: >>35186359 >>35186409 >>35186416 >>35186454

This bug mare is ALONE AND NEEDS YOU!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 03:50:08 No.35186359 Report

Quoted By:

>>35186353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LvKSZppFd0

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 04:01:35 No.35186388 Report

Quoted By: >>35186407 >>35186428 >>35187107

>>35186311
I really love when ponies wear sweaters/hoodies. She looks so cute.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 04:07:41 No.35186407 Report

Quoted By: >>35186428 >>35187107

>>35186388
very cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 04:09:13 No.35186409 Report

Quoted By: >>35186823

>>35186353
What?
Was that a rule breaking post?
No, it wasn't. Not a mare either.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 04:11:15 No.35186416 Report

Quoted By: >>35186429

>>35186353
I want to learn more about bugmare

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 04:11:27 No.35186417 Report

Quoted By: >>35186427 >>35186445

>get home from "essential" wageslavery
>see big number next to thread name
>excited for a green update
>it's just an autist trying to bait some kind of inter-thread war...?
For fucks sake, how long until the covid quarantine ends and they fuck off?
It's not even good shitposting, nmp has been a target for LE EBIN TROLL TIME for so long it's easy to see what he's doing and spg is too nice to bite the bait back
Does he ever get bored of this? Is this even fun for him?
I'll never understand shitposters

>>35186311
My waifu doesn't get very much art so instead have a very fashionable mare

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 04:13:37 No.35186427 Report

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>>35186417
Every (You) = 1 shekel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 04:13:45 No.35186428 Report

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>>35186388
>>35186407
so this is where the piebros went.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 04:13:53 No.35186429 Report

Quoted By:

>>35186416
>eggs
>hive
I don't think that's how ponies or mares are born!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 04:16:36 No.35186438 Report

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real ponies don't have a larval stage, sorry

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 04:19:39 No.35186442 Report

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mare is having fun and she's especially happy because you're there with her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 04:20:05 No.35186445 Report

Quoted By: >>35186451

>>35186417
>interthread war
I didn't notice anything like that, just a bunch of snarky b8 posting
>I'll never understand shitposters
It comes down to thots in the end. Do you know why thots are so horrible? It's because they let themselves talk too much. This libshit video does a good job of explaining how we learned about brain hemispheres and how language relates to behavior between the two hemisphers and why some can lie so easily.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfYbgdo8e-8

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 04:23:23 No.35186451 Report

Quoted By: >>35186455

>>35186445
>liars are bad
>posts shapeshifting bug
Freudian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 04:25:23 No.35186454 Report

Quoted By:

>>35186353
>fireworks
I have vivid memories of a Fourth of July I spent alone, it was sad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 04:25:59 No.35186455 Report

Quoted By: >>35186460

>>35186451
but that bug isn't lying, its laying there openly.
Changelings are powered by love, using the power of love, they can defeat even the strongest foes. They are literally the power of friendship as a creature. All we have to do is teach them to fight for justive and love. the more love, the stronger and better they are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 04:30:14 No.35186460 Report

Quoted By: >>35186496

>>35186455
>Cadence's mare & men program
>"Also accepting 'other' candidates" in small print
This is where we're at now. Used to be just man & mare, even the toasterfags weren't so bad, but this is where we're at now.
>noo u hafta accept roaches and dykes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 04:45:14 No.35186496 Report

Quoted By: >>35186531

>>35186460
>more b8posting
I need more repel.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 05:00:48 No.35186531 Report

Quoted By:

>>35186496
Ponies don't have hives or hatch from eggs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 05:25:14 No.35186581 Report

Quoted By:

>stating facts is "trolling"
lmao they're literally fucking named "changelings" not ponies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 05:29:33 No.35186590 Report

Quoted By: >>35186651

Uh oh! mare is going to charm you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 05:53:54 No.35186651 Report

Quoted By:

>>35186590
>dat floof
she already has

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 06:38:36 No.35186736 Report

Quoted By: >>35186755 >>35186814

mare wants to know if you like her lingerie
thumbnail because the full image is too big for 4chan

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 06:54:48 No.35186755 Report

Quoted By:

>>35186736

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 07:32:17 No.35186814 Report

Quoted By:

>>35186736
I love the socks. theyre so cool, they have that silver shoe but white lace. just need a nice red riding hood jumper to go with it. don't forget the muffler too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 07:38:19 No.35186823 Report

Quoted By: >>35186832

>>35186409
What are you talking about? Rule breaking post?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 07:42:05 No.35186832 Report

Quoted By:

>>35186823
that anon keeps getting his posts nuked because he wants to stir up trouble and argue with people instead of just ignoring them. As someone who grew up really badly and stupidly, I was constantly wanting approval from others but after high school I realized that it really is the cancer of the mind to seek to get others to play along with you or respect you when they only get joy from pushing you down. It is much better not to waste any time at all on them and to work on yourself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 10:33:52 No.35187106 Report

Quoted By: >>35187108

I'm not sure if I posted this here before, but if I did, i'm reposting it now. It's a short little story.

>The night skies above the noble city of Canterlot glistened as Luna’s stars above it twinkled softly, forming only a part a grand tapestry made not only of stars and planets but also cloudy nebulae, burning comets and asteroids, as well as the signs of supernovas eons past.

>You watched it all unfold from an ancient telescope that you’ve kept in superb condition considering the construction of it being from almost a dozen centuries ago; before Nightmare moon had been banished and came back, before Sombra had gone mad with power and staked out to carve a frozen empire, and shortly after Discord had been sealed away in a marble tomb from the power of the Elements of Harmony

>After Equestria was safe from such rampant chaos, Luna had secretly gathered all the parts to make it night after night whilst you and a lot of other ponies had lain their sleepy heads to rest, and one evening, after the sun had set on another bountiful day, she called you to her room, and gave you it as a gift so that you could see what she crafted with her near divine touch on the stars above.

>It was rare that you had gotten to see such beautiful splendors from your sister’s work nowadays, due to the daunting responsibility of running a nation without it coming apart at the seams and of course, being well rested enough to be able to raise the sun onto your little ponies.

>Tonight though, peering through it was a well-needed respite from all the work and hassles that being a princess of a monarchy had to deal with on a day to month to year to decade basis, and instead you look towards your soft four-corner bed.

>It had been the better part of an absolutely wonderful five years, and the creature bundled up on your bed in a nest of down filled pillows and cottony blankets, body sprawled beside a crater left from your leaving him alone

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 10:35:24 No.35187107 Report

Quoted By:

>>35186407
>>35186388
Ponies in hoodies are the best.
Especially if it's yours.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 10:35:47 No.35187108 Report

Quoted By: >>35187111 >>35187333

>>35187106
>His name was Anonymous, and despite his origins of how he came to be in your wonderful land of Equestria, he was amongst the top percentile of all the creatures who valued your life not because of title, jewels, bits, or even political power plays.

>After the current bearers of the Elements of Harmony had found him roaming the Everfree forest; scared and troubled, but physically fine, they’d helped him acclimate to the strange world he had found himself in.

>When you had asked Twilight Sparkle and her friends to bring Anonymous to you for an audience, you were a little surprised by the fact that unlike almost every creature in Equestria, he treated you not as if you a god, but as an equal

>He told tales of the place he had came from; a small blue planet so mind bogglingly far away filled with wonders and horrors alike, with technologies so advanced that it could be considered magical, but curiously devoid of magic proper.

>It had piqued your interest and Luna’s as well, but so far, that strange planet had eluded the two of you in your search of his home world.

>As the months slowly rolled by Anon had been more and more of a regular of both the social circles of the city of Canterlot, and of your personal audience. It didn’t help that those hands of his were capable of “magic” of their own as he massaged, stroked, and kneaded every spot * just * right, you chuckled while lovingly looking over him

>Which brings you two to this moment right now…

>It’s a shame that the two of you had stayed up so late stargazing from the castle’s parapets, as normally, he’d be waking up with you to witness breaking a new dawn across the nation.

>Planting your hooves on the stone floor, you call forth the sun, your horn glowing almost incandescently enough to be a sun in its own right. As the morning’s light had crawled over the rolling hills and meandering rivers, it had brought a smile to your face as you levitated the ancient telescope while trotting back inside

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 10:38:40 No.35187111 Report

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>>35187108
>Resting it inside its case spread across your desk and closing it securely, you slip back underneath the covers of the bed, and bury your muzzle into Anon’s neck, with an almost un-royal amount of loving tenderness

>Your heartbeat was heavy with delight as he wrapped his arms around your barrel, cradling you tightly below your wings. It made you squeal like a schoolfilly on the inside when he did that, but the preening that usually came after it was well worth the trouble. “Maybe I’ll teach him how to do that one of these days...” you’d thought to yourself.

>Unfurling your wing across him, you pull him in tightly, and just enjoy the moment of good friends embracing each other with not a single care in the world as it came to a crawl.

>It wasn’t until he opened his tired eyes and gave you a boop with his nose that you’d came back from the pleasant time of the two of you cuddling

“Good morning, sleepyhead” You joked as he looked into your eyes, almost losing himself in them as he shuffled around to get more cozy in your embrace

>“G’morning, Princess” He said, his words muffled by your fluffy chest after he’d buried his head in deep in it, savouring the feeling.

“If I didn’t have a country to run, I’d almost order the guards to leave us alone for the day just so we didn’t have to stop~” You say jokingly, resting your head on his as you felt the heat of a blush form on him

>“I wouldn’t mind that at all, but we should get some breakfast, since we have a big day ahead of us...” He agreed, loosening his grip on you just enough that you could get out, if you wanted to.

>It wasn’t until the gaggle of servants opening the door and rushing into the room in what felt to be a paradise of an eternity that you had separated from his embrace and got going with the day of a princess and him being an excellent compatriot.

>However, the two of you could just do it all over again tonight as well…..

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 11:39:46 No.35187190 Report

Quoted By: >>35187362

Remember to always brush the mare's mane

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 13:43:48 No.35187333 Report

Quoted By: >>35187379 >>35187652

>>35187108
>he treated you not as if you a god, but as an equal
I'm presuming anon here was still in a bit of shellshock from arriving, because just going up to celestia and being all "Yo what up sunnybuns" would be weird otherwise, especially if they travel up to canterlot and its in the throne room.
She may not be a living god but she's still a princess, and thats pretty large disrespect on a first meeting.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 14:07:09 No.35187361 Report

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>Tfw you get the ‘Sorry, you barely didn’t make the list’ card

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 14:07:21 No.35187362 Report

Quoted By: >>35187384 >>35187385 >>35187420 >>35187895 >>35188204

>>35187190
What if you have a mare like Rarity where you'd have to style her mane but you're not good at it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 14:09:40 No.35187366 Report

Quoted By:

>Tfw seeing the ‘Sorry, you just barely not made the list ^:)’ card

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 14:16:32 No.35187379 Report

Quoted By: >>35187412

>>35187333
nice numerals but I really dont believe most anons in this board have much reverence for the ponies. theyre too used to shitposting. I think celestia wouldnt immediately be upset but other ponies would probably not like anon acting like that to sunhorse.

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 14:18:58 No.35187384 Report

Quoted By:

>>35187362
To quote the ancient /v/irgin sages.
Git gud.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 14:19:08 No.35187385 Report

Quoted By:

>>35187362
I'd be down to learn from her. I want to help her when she has hooves full and I'd love for an excuse to get my hands on my mare. And when there's fillies involved, I wanna be good dad and help out with that too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 14:36:59 No.35187412 Report

Quoted By: >>35188013

>>35187379
Theres a difference between shitposting on the internet and standing in the throne room wearing a smart suit designed by Rarity, being introduced to "Her royal highness Princess Celestia of Equestria" after being taught some rudimentry etiquette by Twilight sparkle, while a bunch of other ponies (including guards with pointy sticks) stand around looking at the exotic alien.
Not exactly the time to act casual or dismissive.

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 14:43:13 No.35187420 Report

Quoted By:

>>35187362
I think that kind of mare would be willing to teach you how to do this properly. Not only mane styling a good bonding experience, your pair of hands would definitely help shorten this every day chore. Someone like Rarity, who cares passionately about her mane, would probably make a ritual out of it, a sensual and intimate one. The prospect of her loved one doing her mane perfectly for her would no doubt intrigue her, as would the unfamiliar sensation of fingers on her head. She'd try to lean in so you "accidentally" touch her more than usual

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 16:33:21 No.35187652 Report

Quoted By: >>35187703

>>35187333
I meant more in the emotional way. Ponies in the show (at least the more common folk) act like they're treading a minefield when they're with Celestia. The way I meant for it to come across was as Anon being true to himself, and not hiding his emotions or way of thinking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 16:56:26 No.35187703 Report

Quoted By:

>>35187652

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 18:26:16 No.35187895 Report

Quoted By:

>>35187362
Think she'd let me style her mane, bros? I want to brush it all over to one side like what Fluttershy or Marble has.

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 18:32:35 No.35187919 Report

Quoted By: >>35187928

Is the Mane-iac eligible for the Initiative?

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 18:36:37 No.35187928 Report

Quoted By:

>>35187919
She is a mare, so yes.

Aftercase

Aftercase Fri 10 Apr 2020 18:37:21 No.35187929 Report

Quoted By: >>35187949 >>35188285

Keep meaning to post here.
Writing a bug story for the/nmp/ thread.
https://pastebin.com/cbfSZRxC

The thread is a dumpster fire at the moment, so I'll update when things calm down there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 18:46:38 No.35187949 Report

Quoted By: >>35187956 >>35187973

>>35187929
Where are the updates, writefriend?

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 18:49:12 No.35187956 Report

Quoted By: >>35188043

>>35187949
It's a bug story so clearly we need to lay out some bait for it.
QUICK, GRAB YOUR MARE AND LOVE HER TENDERLY.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 18:53:21 No.35187968 Report

Quoted By:

MARES FOR THE MARE GODDESS

Aftercase

Aftercase Fri 10 Apr 2020 18:54:14 No.35187973 Report

Quoted By: >>35187976

>>35187949
Soon, got a rough plan done, just need to flesh it out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 18:55:07 No.35187976 Report

Quoted By:

>>35187973
Thanks for staying alive, writecasefren

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 19:11:08 No.35188013 Report

Quoted By:

>>35187412
never under-estimate autism anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 19:21:35 No.35188043 Report

Quoted By: >>35188047

>>35187956
Why are you mad that lovebugs get love too?

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 19:23:32 No.35188047 Report

Quoted By:

>>35188043
I'm not mad though?
I want people to post mares being loved, i just posted a more humourous pic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 20:22:49 No.35188204 Report

Quoted By:

>>35187362
>but you're not good at it?
git gud

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 20:48:49 No.35188285 Report

Quoted By:

>>35187929
Eagerly awaiting moar

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Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 22:50:32 No.35188616 Report

Quoted By: >>35188686 >>35189044

Can you withstand mare's corny jokes and puns?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 23:12:26 No.35188686 Report

Quoted By:

>>35188616
The real question is: can SHE withstand my humorous PUNishment?

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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 01:19:36 No.35189044 Report

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>>35188616
The real question is, can our foals withstand the hammer-and-anvil attack of Dad jokes *and* Mom jokes, or will they lose their temper?

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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 01:52:23 No.35189204 Report

Quoted By: >>35189291

Imagine literally having a cute mare to snuggle with and sleep in on the weekends with.
Imagine literally ignoring the alarm clock and just laying in bed for a few extra hours with a warm mare right next to you.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 01:58:19 No.35189236 Report

Quoted By:

>Pineapple on peetzer?
>He's a keeper!

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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 02:09:33 No.35189291 Report

Quoted By:

>>35189204
>Imagine
I can't. No matter how much I want to, I just can't fully imagine it. I'm starting to think that it is impossible to truly grasp. Mare love is elusive, something we can't completely comprehend with our affection-deprived human minds. I fear that such thoughts will sooner or later drive you insane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 02:24:36 No.35189353 Report

Quoted By: >>35189417 >>35190030 >>35190732

How does one gain the blessing of Cadance?
Becoming Her champion and earning one’s waifu is a valid cause for living and I wanted to see if any of us was truly blessed by Her
Any tips?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 02:39:40 No.35189417 Report

Quoted By:

>>35189353
Dude I have no clue

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 05:23:50 No.35190030 Report

Quoted By:

>>35189353
Every time you pet a horse, you gain 1 Blessing Point. It takes 100 points to level up, then 200, 300, 400 etc. Level cap is 100. Once you reach Level 100 Blessing (a whole fuck ton of horse pets) you get transported to Equestria. So tl;dr pet more horses

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 06:39:00 No.35190228 Report

Quoted By: >>35190233 >>35190262

I hope my mare has a long and beautiful mane that I can bury my face in when cuddling her, spend hours brushing, or just stroke lovingly while sitting with her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 06:40:32 No.35190233 Report

Quoted By:

>>35190228
Forgot pic.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 06:56:56 No.35190262 Report

Quoted By: >>35190726

>>35190228
I just hope my mare is real

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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 08:05:13 No.35190352 Report

Quoted By: >>35190621 >>35191071

Hold hoof

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 10:28:41 No.35190621 Report

Quoted By: >>35191071

>>35190352
But what about two hands.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 11:34:43 No.35190726 Report

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>>35190262
Don't worry Anon, she is. We're all gonna make it.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 11:40:12 No.35190732 Report

Quoted By:

>>35189353
Step one
have penor
step two
love mare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 14:48:48 No.35191071 Report

Quoted By:

>>35190352
>>35190621
ban this sick filth

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 15:45:20 No.35191172 Report

Quoted By: >>35191180

Who could be worthy of such wondrous beings?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 15:52:28 No.35191180 Report

Quoted By:

>>35191172
We can't. That doesn't mean we shouldn't try though.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 16:54:47 No.35191343 Report

Quoted By: >>35191625 >>35191831

Sneak 100 mare

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 18:12:54 No.35191625 Report

Quoted By:

>>35191343
What in the goddamn...? I like how Celestia is seemingly smiling in the shot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 18:54:38 No.35191831 Report

Quoted By:

>>35191343
>[Speech] "Looks like you just lost to a Royal Flush."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 18:59:27 No.35191845 Report

Quoted By: >>35193122

Aftercase?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 19:23:47 No.35191937 Report

Quoted By: >>35191939

>>35166401
The next chapter is live and binned. Really not much else to say here.
https://pastebin.com/XMi6VhS5
https://pastebin.com/1TNqYU9f
https://pastebin.com/YTFaNLXp
Hope you enjoy it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 19:25:03 No.35191939 Report

Quoted By: >>35191943 >>35193253

>>35191937
77

>The two of you create a simulated workshop setting for #deca.mare's lesson.
>It is set in a house that was built in the style of Ponyville architecture.
>And as such, the décor is elegant and pleasing to look at, yet not advanced.
>The available tools are made of sturdy wood and iron, and require complete manual operation via physical effort.
>You enter the workshop through the main entrance and find the usual pieces of equipment next to the assorted workbenches.
>Hammers, saws, nails, joints, and a multitude of other things are hanging on the walls.
>Wooden planks and similar building materials are stored in the direct vicinity as well.
>Additionally, the design of all tools is slightly altered in order to be usable with a mouth and a pair of hooves, but their general purposes are nevertheless recognisable.
>"This is the place. Do you need to edit something?"
>You quickly inspect the room.
>Everything is precisely as you had imagined it to be.
>Since you already have some personal experience with woodwork, only as layman but still something at least, you insisted to take care of the exact layout of the bench and tools.
>Considering the challenges you faced while you were carving your figurine for #deca.mare, and what you know about her preferences, it was the best choice.
>She may know much more about how all of this is best be done in theory, yet without experience from a personal point of view.
>Much like your cooking sessions or the massage, you are about to present her a new perspective on things.
>And the design of the workshop embodies just that.
"Don't have to. It's looking good so far."
>"Am I hearing a light hint of self gratification in your voice?"
>You nudge #deca.mare's flank with your hand.
"Pft. It wasn't meant like this."
>You smile.
"But maybe I should make this more about me."
>#deca.mare's tail hits the side of your leg as she passes by.
>"You would not do that."

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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 19:26:05 No.35191943 Report

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>>35191939
>You fake a sigh and do not even try to hide your amusement.
"No, you're right."
>#deca.mare trots around the benches and studies every piece with an unusual curiosity.
>She knows what they are, how they work, and what they are used for like a true master.
>And yet she has barely ever touched any tool personally.
>Once again an unusual situation.
>But unusual has become the norm for you.
>Instead of making a great fuss about it, you simply jump right in.
"I assume you don't have any technical questions."
>She nods.
"Okay. So here's my plan: I thought we build something simple and practical. Hm... how about a table?"
>#deca.mare's ears perk up.
>You see what she is trying to refer to.
"A basic and functional one, not that abstract thing that the three were building."
>She sticks her tongue out.
>Seems like #deca.mare is trying to take this on with her playful side.
>That is a bonus in your eyes; a good attitude alone does almost half of the work.
>So you play with her.
>You step up to #deca.mare, get a good grip on her body, and carefully plant her on the stool at the bench.
>It is rather low and comparatively wide for a seating, but you made this with #deca.mare's shape in mind.
>If you were to work for hours on these things, you would have some issues with the proportions in this house.
>But they are suitable for #deca.mare, and this is all that matters here.
>"Anon, would you prefer to switch over for the session?"
>You shake your head.
"This is for you, #deca. I think I can help you more when I stay like this."
>"Alright. And thank you."
>You quickly rub #deca.mare' back and shoulders to warm her up.
"Feeling ready?"
>"I think so."

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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 19:27:06 No.35191948 Report

Quoted By: >>35191953

>>35191943
>So you get to it.
>#deca.mare does the brunt of the work, with you assisting her in every way you can.
>You bring her the material and tools, hold some things for her, and crack the occasional joke when it is appropriate.
>But you deliberately let #deca.mare do all of the actual crafting so that she can get a personal impression of how it is to work as a pony.
>You start with the top plate of the table.
>You take a considerably sturdy piece of wood and put it on the bench.
"So what shall it be? A round one or a rectangle?"
>"Cuboid."
"Eh, you know what I meant. Is that an answer or a correction?"
>#deca.mare looks at you, lightly entertained.
>"Maybe both?"
>You run with the joke and clamp the wood tightly.
"Okay, this one's fixed. Sawing off the edges shouldn't be a problem."
>"Anon, could you help me with the saw? It is easier to use the large one for two ponies."
"Yep. But you have to take measures first."
>"I already know where we have to cut, Anon."
"No wonder. But I don't think that other ponies have an absolute pristine precision. So unless you want to strike a career as an Equestrian prodigy or cheat somehow, we have to do it the normal way."
>"Fair point."
>#deca.mare stands up and reaches for a measuring tape.
>She places the tape carefully on the wood in astutely exact angles and attaches it to the wooden surface to keep it in place.
>The she bites down on a nearby pencil and draws a line.
>#deca.mare quickly looks at the result, unhinges the tape, and repeats the same process three times.
>Now you have a rectangle drawn on the wood.
"Better. Time to hit the saw then."
>You grab the long saw blade with a handle on each end and place it right on the first line.
>#deca.mare gets a hold on the other side.
"You start. I'll follow your tact."
>"Alright."

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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 19:28:08 No.35191953 Report

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>>35191948
>She begins to push the saw slowly in your direction, halts shortly before she reaches the end on her side, and then pulls the blade back with only a little more speed.
>Thus begins a controlled and steady build-up.
>Initially, you keep mostly passive and let her complete two full swings before you begin to add some power of your own.
>The short delay gives you enough time to internalise #deca.mare's rhythm and enter it without causing any disruption.
>Dozens of metal teeth move effortlessly through the wood with a consistent beat.
>And even though you are using comparatively primitive tools, you cut through the plate in less than a minute.
>Its leftover edge falls off and lands on the ground with a distinctive sound.
>#deca.mare and you put the saw aside and inspect the cut line.
>A good, clean cut.
>Some tiny chips are still hanging, but this has to be expected when you work with natural material like wood.
>Nothing that cannot be fixed with ease later on.
>However, as commendable as your mutual performance was, its visible result is not what you are primarily interested in.
>So you focus on #deca.mare.
>She seems intrigued, albeit with a dampened notion.
>#deca.mare is clearly not surprised or astonished about her work, considering that she could project the result even before she began.
>But something else is stirring inside her.
>You assume she is reflecting on the experience in her own silent way.
"Do you need a moment?"
>This gets her attention.
>"Sorry. I just thought about something."
"What was it?"
>"Our relation to the world and how to deal with it."
>#deca.mare goes on before you can pose another question.
>"Can we talk about it after the session?"
>You agree and get back to work.
>The other three edges have to be cut next.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 19:29:09 No.35191957 Report

Quoted By: >>35191962

>>35191953
>You go through the same procedure as before with only a slight variation.
>Instead of waiting to join in at the best moment, you start shortly after #deca.mare makes the first move.
>This requires you to adapt a little bit on the spot, but this particular little obstacle does not obscure #deca.mare's precision in any meaningful way.
>The cuts are just as clean as the first one.
>Once you are done with preparing the plate, you lose the clamps of the workbench a put it aside.
>The next step are the four legs, followed by the links and joints that will intertwine to keep all components together.
>#deca.mare cuts, drills, and carves like a professional.
>But even with all her expertise, it remains a time consuming activity.
>Nevertheless, you beat the monotony with the patience of a saint.
>You know why and for whom you are doing it, and this knowledge alone keeps you standing happily by #deca.mare's side for hours.
>You do not even ask for a break.
>And it gives you much time to observe #deca.mare working on something.
>Of course you know how many operations she is monitoring throughout the entire vessel in almost every second of her life, but these are somewhat abstract things.
>You know of them, but they cannot truly be grasped.
>Even the simulations, marvellous as they may be, are created mostly with thoughts and complex formulae.
>However, personally watching how #deca.mare creates something that is supposed to last with her own, well, hooves and mouth is a different matter.
>You think back to the day when you two cooked your first soup together.
>Or when she made a "fuelled" cake for you two when you first entered Equestria's orbit.
>These were warm moments and worth to be remembered, but neither food was meant to be kept around.
>Objects like a table are the exact opposite though.
>When in good care, these can survive for centuries and longer.
>Much like buildings, drones, this ship.
>Or planets.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 19:30:13 No.35191962 Report

Quoted By: >>35191966

>>35191957
>And you begin to imagine how #deca.mare tinkers with all of these things.
>Not with robotic arms, not with automatons, routine processes, or all these convoluted mechanisms.
>But as a pony.
>Simply as a mare who wants to do nothing more than to be in good company and lead a constructive life.
>In her very own way, she already is an artist.
>Her canvas could be the entire universe, and she could paint her own colours everywhere if she wanted to.
>#deca.mare has it all in her hooves.
>But like a seasoned professional, she uses her craft sparingly and advisedly.
>You hear #deca.mare's snickering over the rhythmic beat of the saw.
>"Are you trying your hand at poetry?"
"Not really. Why?"
>"Your thoughts suggest that you are making an eulogy."
"Oh, do you want me to stop?"
>"Please do not misunderstand me, I am flattered. But it feels... strange to hear you think of me like that."
"I don't have this impression for the first time."
>"Yes, I am aware."
"And you are creating great works of art. Your latest project was called S891P04. It isn't anymore, and not just because we dropped a batch of drones on its surface."
>"There is no reason to put me on a pedestal though. This is simply what I was meant to do."
"And what you enjoy to do. Your very essence craves it, #deca. Doesn't it?"
>#deca.mare thinks for a second.
>"I suppose you can say that."
"So how does that differ from a refined artist's work? You create a piece of beauty and live for it."
>A pause.
>"And also somehow through it."
>She has a point.
>After all, it was her dream that kept her alive when she had nothing else to draw hope from.
>#deca.mare looks at the loose pieces of the table.
>They are almost complete.
>"Anon, are you saying I should focus on being an artist in Equestria?"
>You shrug.
"A full artist? Later on, maybe. Not now though. I figure it will take some time before ponies have the opportunity to fully appreciate art for what it is."
>"Hmhm. Probably."

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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 19:31:14 No.35191966 Report

Quoted By: >>35191970

>>35191962
>You assume this is not what #deca.mare wanted to hear.
>She fancied that possibility for a fleeting moment, and you just told her to shelve this idea for a while.
>A very long one at that.
>You did this with a plausible reason, but still.
>Yet despite this inconvenience, you can see a silver lining thanks to this session.
"Nevertheless, I think we've got a clue now."
>A pair of ears perk up, again standing tall with full attention.
>These two alone unmistakably tell you to continue.
"#deca, did you have fun during this crafting lesson?"
>"In a way. It certainly showed me a new perspective."
"Yes, but was the work enjoyable for you?"
>#deca.mare reflects on the last hours in a moment of consideration.
>She nods eventually.
"Good. Then we should experiment with it further."
>"Carpentry?"
"Not necessarily only that specific one. But crafts in general. That's something we can work with, even during rougher times."
>"Oh, certainly."
"So you agree?"
>Another nod.
"Splendid. This leaves us with one last question."
>You smile.
"Does it align with your super secret idea concerning us on the surface?"
>That question gets a small smirk out of her.
>"Without any doubts, Anon."
>You give #deca.mare a long hug and a kiss to settle this issue.
>Then you look at the individual parts on the workbench.
"Let's put this thing together before we wrap up. It would be a shame if we didn't."
>"With pleasure. I want to find out what it looks like in one piece."
"Huh? You can perfectly project that already, #deca."
>"Naturally. But as you know, imagining and actually seeing it are very different to me."
>So you get to it and assemble the table.
>The two of you cooperate as a well coordinated duo.
>You do not even need a plan.
>#deca.mare knows every little step by heart, and you have seen how all the relevant parts were created and what they are used for.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 19:32:14 No.35191970 Report

Quoted By: >>35191973

>>35191966
>And in stark contrast to the hours you have spent on producing the components, the final stage takes only a couple of minutes.
>The new table stands right next to the workbench on which it was built.
>It is not a glorious sight by aesthetic standards; the product is a plain wooden table, after all.
>But it means much more for you two on a different level.
>The table is another achievement in its own right.
>One that cannot be overstated.
"Voilá. One table to go. It took a while, but here it stands."
>You knock on the table plate with a knuckle.
>The sound of the wood is loud and authentic.
"That was some good work, #deca."
>"We cannot say that yet."
"Excuse me, what?"
>You disagree vehemently.
>The production of the frame was flawless and the assembly went along effortlessly as well.
>"Allow me to clarify. According to an old carpenter tradition, a table is only deemed good when it passes a test."
"You made the thing. Whatever the test is, it will pass."
>"You are correct. But we do things by the book, right?"
"Yeah."
>"And as such, we have to jump on it."
"Come again?"
>"We take a small leap and land sitting on the plate. If the wood holds, the table passes. If it collapses, well, then it was not really much of a table anyway."
"I see. We can do that for the tradition's sake. But both of us, really?"
>"Yes. We both did our part in the production. And a sturdy table will hold us."
>#deca.mare motions you towards the table.
>"You first."
>So you approach it.
>One second later, you jump up with a moderate momentum, turn around in the air and land on the plate, bottom first.
>You hear a faint creak as the impulse drags the legs some millimetres across the floor, but that in itself is not alarming.
>It just means that you have perhaps used a smidgeon too much force for your leap.
>"Excellent. Now me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 19:33:16 No.35191973 Report

Quoted By: >>35191976

>>35191970
>You turn to #deca.mare, only to see that she is already coming for you.
>Directly.
>You know what that means and brace for the impending assault hug.
>She leaps.
>The following things happen in a quick succession.
>You spread your arms and let #deca.mare fly straight against your body.
>Then you wrap your arms around her as you fall backwards onto the table, with #deca.mare lying once again squarely on top, pinning you to the wood.
>You smile somewhat amused.
"You'll never get tired of this, eh?"
>"Said the person who caught me when I got off our drone."
"Oh please. That was something else."
>#deca.mare feigns ignorance.
>"Was it?"
"Come on, jumping on me was the first thing you did when we met."
>"Really? I thought I hailed you instead."
"Bah. In person, #deca."
>"But you did not say this."
>She taps her chin thought.
>"And I thought I taught you to do better. You know we need to formulate our thoughts precisely, Anon. Remember, our work depends on it."
>You shrug.
"I'm off duty."
>And to prevent any further protest, you gently pull her head down with a hand to block her lips with another kiss.
>#deca.mare chuckles as you part again.
>"Smooching does not mean you win the argument."
>Now you act dismissive in turn.
"I never said I tried."
>Mutual silence.
>And shortly thereafter, you share a genuine moment of laughter.
>You fold your arms underneath your head and look at the ceiling.
>#deca.mare rests hers on your chest.
>"Please, never change, Anon."
"You too, #deca. You too."
>A camera appears on the workbench.
>It will be put to good use soon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 19:34:52 No.35191976 Report

Quoted By: >>35192026 >>35192045 >>35198019

>>35191973
And done. I feel somehow dirty for using a screencap of S9, but I can't recall a shot with a better view on a workbench in the show.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 19:56:39 No.35192026 Report

Quoted By: >>35192166

>>35191976
Too late the green's been soiled, delete it all and start over with a new setting, maybe a Ye Olde Peasant Anon stumbling his way into the crystal empire pre-sombra where he meets a wonderfully charming baker lass with four hooves.
This was cute, #deca the artist is a neat idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 20:07:29 No.35192045 Report

Quoted By: >>35192166

>>35191976
Set pieces are meant to be used, regardless of origin.
It just means you can use them for something better.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 20:54:45 No.35192166 Report

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>>35192026
>Too late
Well, crap. I guess I have to push the button. Jokes aside, I am sometimes tempted to write something for another prompt, but It's just not feasible while I am occupied with this one.
>spoiler
Thanks. It's been a constant question for me what to do with her. This was one of many ideas. But I figured it was worth a mention because I can totally see her do that at some point.
>>35192045
>spoiler
You know, I don't consider myself vain enough to put my green above something else, but I can kind of see where you're coming from.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 21:06:19 No.35192203 Report

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>when your husbando's attended juilliard, is a graduate of the harvard business school and has seen The Exorcist 167 times

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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 23:25:58 No.35192652 Report

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>"T-This is just a carjacking, don't make it a murder."
>"..Anon? I got us a cab."
Ok maybe I shouldn't have joked with mare that GTA was an accurate representation of life back on Earth

Aftercase

Aftercase Sun 12 Apr 2020 01:09:43 No.35193122 Report

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>>35191845
Still writing it. It's not going to plan at the moment. I'm trying to flesh out Forests character plus keeping the plot moving.

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 01:44:12 No.35193253 Report

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>>35191939
>Additionally, the design of all tools is slightly altered in order to be usable with a mouth and a pair of hooves, but their general purposes are nevertheless recognisable.
More evidence for ponies being superior to cows.

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 04:47:44 No.35193894 Report

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 05:20:22 No.35193951 Report

Quoted By: >>35194114 >>35194194

mare in socks

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 06:39:45 No.35194114 Report

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>>35193951
and a dock ribbon

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 07:13:48 No.35194194 Report

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>>35193951

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 08:49:56 No.35194360 Report

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 13:06:12 No.35194733 Report

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husbando arise

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 14:44:11 No.35194940 Report

Quoted By: >>35195163 >>35195430

Good morning guys

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 15:57:17 No.35195093 Report

Quoted By: >>35195148 >>35195180

What would happen if most knowledge about humans came from media of human pre and early history. Ponies think humans will revert to caveman behavior when pushed, like how ponies revert to prey animal instincts when confronted.
Would [she] grunt and speak in grugspeak as a humorous pickup line?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 16:23:17 No.35195148 Report

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>>35195093
>mare expects you to burn down her village and drag her back to your cave for forceful mating and unintelligible growling, all you want is to brush her mane after enjoying tasteful banter at the cider bar
>YOU ARE GAY

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 16:31:31 No.35195163 Report

Quoted By:

>>35194940
Good morning Anon
American timezones masterrace

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 16:42:00 No.35195180 Report

Quoted By: >>35195189 >>35195280

>>35195093
I'm not sure I get this right. Do they get their information from "our" media? If so, then that would be a bad thing. I haven't found a single documentary yet which isn't horribly skewed due to an agenda behind it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 16:45:12 No.35195189 Report

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>>35195180
They can't get anything from our media because none of it's educational or informative.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 17:16:00 No.35195280 Report

Quoted By:

>>35195180
Media as in papers, documents and photos of human ruins, remains and artifacts

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 18:16:43 No.35195430 Report

Quoted By: >>35196080 >>35196207

>>35194940
How do wasteland timelines work in with the initiative? Do they have their own equivalent?

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 20:33:07 No.35195796 Report

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mare

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:18:35 No.35196080 Report

Quoted By: >>35196207 >>35196213 >>35196237 >>35196275 >>35197314

>>35195430
I mean, not exactly but there's a couple ways you could do it just off-hand.
>Red Eye does some companionship project to keep up the morale of his slave laborforce
>Mutiecorns. That's it, just mutiecorns.
>Overmare of Stable 99 dun fucked up and created marecel culture, everypony's pissed, to keep them from throwing her into the matter recycler she brings in a few unradiated subjects
>Cadance runs her own Vault/Stable under the castle to see if anons and wasteland mares can get along

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 23:02:57 No.35196207 Report

Quoted By:

>>35195430
>>35196080

Or a mare stumbles upon the shattered crystal heart, her devotion to finding a companion reactivates the heart. Once again matching humans to mares.
>Wasteland or no, Love, love never changes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 23:05:00 No.35196213 Report

Quoted By: >>35196275

>>35196080
Mutiecorn on human action would be great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 23:16:10 No.35196237 Report

Quoted By: >>35196663

>>35196080
>Stable 99
Yeeaaah, no. That's the last place to look for a match.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 23:30:37 No.35196275 Report

Quoted By: >>35196286 >>35196489

>>35196080
>>35196213
How would you romance a hive mind?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 23:36:04 No.35196286 Report

Quoted By: >>35196583

>>35196275
Without the Goddess they are autonomous. They can interconnect at will.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 00:45:03 No.35196489 Report

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>>35196275
better start practicing your "it's not herdshit, I swear" routine

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 00:51:35 No.35196513 Report

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>"Heheheh, yeah, husbando~"
>"Tonight!"

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 01:08:24 No.35196583 Report

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>>35196286
So just alicorn-lite but inna wasteland?
Seems kind of boring, herd-mind seems more interesting for a story.
Could have Anon be magic null so he cant be teleported, and have to travel across ruined equestria to a safe / secure location as a bunch of different-but-the-same mutiecorns protect him on the way.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 01:23:19 No.35196663 Report

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>>35196237
>That's the last place to look for a match
OR IS IT?!

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 04:48:07 No.35197314 Report

Quoted By: >>35197982

>>35196663
That's a very bad idea Anon
>>35196080
Red Eye idea is interesting but also a bad idea

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 10:20:03 No.35197963 Report

Quoted By: >>35197984

>>35196663
>Going to the feminist Stable
>Looking for a match in literally one of the morally most fucked up places
>Most mares in there behave like 3DPD
Words can't describe how much I hate this place. You must be suicidal if you want to venture in there of your own volition.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 10:29:26 No.35197982 Report

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>>35197314
Damn Velvet got a nice ass

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 10:31:00 No.35197984 Report

Quoted By: >>35197997

>>35197963
> You endure stupid shit all day, but ultimately keep your posture and give no external fucks, pretending you're here just to fix some plumbing and life support shit
> The airtight hatch to your room closes right before you let out a long frustrated groan and fall on the bed
> In the morning you find out that only piece of underwear that's left is the one someone tried to pull from you in your sleep, but failed to untie a knot
> Half of the stable now huffs angrily and bolts from the room when they see you

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 10:40:11 No.35197997 Report

Quoted By: >>35198004

>>35197984
I don't think you know what life in 99 is like. You should read up on that before you make prompts like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 10:46:11 No.35198004 Report

Quoted By: >>35198023 >>35198042

>>35197997
Let me guess, 99 is absolutely and utterly fucked up to the max.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 10:57:48 No.35198019 Report

Quoted By: >>35198231

>>35191976

>arts and crafts
It definitely fits her, but does she enjoy it?
>tail
The ultimate tease device.
>She sticks her tongue out.
Cute.
>"Cuboid."
So technical.
>I already know where we have to cut
That just the abuse of her powers!
>saw slowly
You are not using power tools are you?
>talk about it after the session
Everything that is not essential is a "session" or activity to them.
>Objects like a table are the exact opposite though.
Yea, but this specific table is not really an object. If they were doing it in reality then yes.
>I am flattered. But it feels... strange
Flattery often feels strange. That's the point. Also he just sees and appreciates what she is and capable to.
>Your very essence craves it
Well this answers the does she enjoys it thing.
>full artist
Artists existed since the beginning of time. Just not as many, since everyone was busy surviving.
>imagining vs seeing it
Why is it very different? As someone who does a ton of similar stuff I don't see them differently when something "materializes". Just the feeling the fact that someone else can see it too.
>jump on it
Matthias Wandel?
>"You first."
>brace for the impending assault hug
Oh she planned it!
>"Smooching does not mean you win the argument."
Interesting hearing this from a mouth of a girl/mare!

Thanks for the update!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 10:58:59 No.35198023 Report

Quoted By: >>35198031 >>35198047 >>35198094

>>35198004
>Population kept strictly at 500 mares, 40 stallions, the latter only allowed out of the medical section for sex.
>Everything was hereditary.
>Dead bodies and other organic material were recycled into food.
There's a reason people think that the fag posting FoE all the time is shitposting, it's a shitty universe to live in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 11:02:19 No.35198031 Report

Quoted By: >>35198056

>>35198023
FoE would've been better if it was based on New Vegas and not Fo3. It actually would've allowed for some really interesting interactions and perhaps would've made for a better universe too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 11:10:18 No.35198042 Report

Quoted By:

>>35198004
Assume males in the stable are simping somewhere on lower levels and noone gives a heck about them, then Anon comes in not feeding them with attention. Anon's mare, who usually stays away from the circuis that is stable 69, notices him and shenanigans ensue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 11:14:52 No.35198047 Report

Quoted By:

>>35198023
Don't forget, stallions also get 'retired' once they are 21 years old.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 11:20:24 No.35198056 Report

Quoted By: >>35198071 >>35199376

>>35198031
Equestria being a relatively protected section of their world that'd undergone an apocolypse would definitely been more interesting, especially given their biological roles in managing the ecosystem.
Fo3 was easily to ape off i guess.

Apocolypse equestria just doesnt sit right with me at all, the very nature of it requires ponies suffering and i dont want them to under any circumstances.
It's one thing to want to lift ponies out of that situation, but to actually live in it (and consequently wish it on ponies) is just completely alien to me.
I enjoyed the idea someone came up with once that it's all a big LARP in standard equestria, with the main characters of the stories taking it the most serious by making props and fake buildings to play in.
That's cute as hell.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 11:23:54 No.35198064 Report

Quoted By: >>35198080

Time to get up and go wageslave
For [her]
>tfw you're "essential" but she isn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 11:28:24 No.35198071 Report

Quoted By: >>35198084

>>35198056
There's a reason why I said "New Vegas". I think it would be easier to make it more upbeat, considering that the vaults there seem to be not nearly as fucked up and the situation in general could've been more hopeful and not as bleak as it was originally written. Plus, the factions themselves are more plentiful and more interesting too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 11:33:19 No.35198080 Report

Quoted By:

>>35198064
I am essential but I am both depressed perpetually and have to care for other people in my family who are either fucked up or disabled. I found myself skipping work sometimes because of it and I feel immensly guilty, its either that or go insane from banic. I wish I wasn't 90 IQ

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 11:35:53 No.35198084 Report

Quoted By: >>35198091 >>35198373

>>35198071
isn't new vegas the one with ceasers legion? how would you transfer that to mlp? More importantly if it was transferred, wouldn't mares end up enslaved? or are you one of those rgre fags

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 11:36:58 No.35198091 Report

Quoted By: >>35198100

>>35198084
> how would you transfer that to mlp?
Overzealous Celestia worshippers. NCR could become Lunar Republic instead.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 11:38:44 No.35198094 Report

Quoted By: >>35198179

>>35198023
That only happened because Scootaloo fucked with the Stable, it was supposed to be a control, not an experiment.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 11:41:08 No.35198100 Report

Quoted By: >>35198107

>>35198091
But that makes little sense. wouldn't it be more accurate if it was princess platinum? More specifically, pegasi are the greek/roman style culture in particular even at that point. Celestia's rule doesn't seem to have anything in common with Ceasers legion. It would be like replacing Ceasers legion with american legion. Theres the NCR, but other than celestia having a foil in luna, I cant see much connection other than a fandom reference, which seems kind of lazy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 11:45:04 No.35198107 Report

Quoted By: >>35198162

>>35198100
Keep in mind, the fandom is in its earliest days, so having something like that wouldn't be out of place. Besides, Celestia doesn't have to be Caesar. Remember, FoE is not a precise retelling of Fo3, it takes a lot of liberties everywhere. Same would happen, if the base was Fallout New Vegas(and older games as a potential result).

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 12:09:48 No.35198162 Report

Quoted By: >>35198164

>>35198107
I just cant figure out what the point of trying to remake fallout nv is if you aren't going to do it faithfully
may as well just do an original FoE locale and storyline

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 12:10:56 No.35198164 Report

Quoted By: >>35200444

>>35198162
It's not like FoE was faithful to Fo3 or anything. It shared some locales, but it seemed to be its own thing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 12:19:11 No.35198179 Report

Quoted By: >>35198204

>>35198094
And the entire apocolypse happened because of ziggers, whats your point?
It's part of the setting, and the setting is a shit place to live in.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 12:31:23 No.35198204 Report

Quoted By: >>35198216 >>35198223 >>35198341

>>35198179
Okay, but what if it wasn't?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 12:36:26 No.35198216 Report

Quoted By: >>35198369

>>35198204
Then it is not FoE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 12:39:45 No.35198223 Report

Quoted By: >>35198369

>>35198204
It'd be a different story altogether. It certainly wouldn't be FoE as we know it. Also, how would you even accomplish that within Fo3, ignoring every other game in the series like Bethesda did? You have more chance if you're using a different game as a base.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 12:43:50 No.35198231 Report

Quoted By: >>35198364

>>35198019
>That just the abuse of her powers!
I would say she is so used to astute precision from her perspective that she sometimes does not think of it as extraordinary.
>You are not using power tools are you?
Not this early in the setting. We could possibly discuss all day what kind of technological standard we have in the show version of Equestria (earlier seasons included), but that is thankfully not necessary in this case. #deca.mare and Anon will enter an early proto Equestria, and hence a world with a very low tech level. If "Hearth's Warming Eve" is any indication, they're apparently somewhere between our bronze age and the middle ages in terms of technology, and that is already at the time of their unification.
>Artists existed since the beginning of time. Just not as many, since everyone was busy surviving.
Oh, I know. The profession allegedly ranges back to the oldest known cave drawings, and possibly even longer. But as you said, it is not exactly a frequented thing to do when you must struggle for the next meal. And could you imagine #deca.mare to idly sit in a quiet place somewhere when ponies around her are only beginning to get by? I personally think she would rather try to do something helpful.
>Why is it very different?
For the same reason why, for example, "knowing what water feels like" is unlike "actually feeling water with your own body". It's the same discrepancy as the one in the spa. #deca.mare has all the information, but she never lived through them in person. Or pony, if you will.
>spoiler
Who?
>Oh she planned it!
Anon will get hugged. Resistance is futile.
>Interesting hearing this from a mouth of a girl/mare!
Can't really comment on this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 13:47:58 No.35198341 Report

Quoted By: >>35198369

>>35198204
>It actually worked as intended and nothing bad happened.
I'd unironically read that and probably enjoy it, but it needs to be written first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 14:01:16 No.35198364 Report

Quoted By: >>35198380

>>35198231
>You are not using power tools are you?
This was meant to be a joke:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpoVLcNOEjA

Real Todd Howard

Real Todd Howard Mon 13 Apr 2020 14:08:15 No.35198369 Report

Quoted By: >>35198449 >>35198546

>>35198216
But what if it was?
>>35198223
I mean, there's hundreds of spin-offs. Is it absolutely necessary to stick to the source material?
>>35198341
Wouldn't it be nice if things went right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 14:10:52 No.35198373 Report

Quoted By: >>35200442

>>35198084
>spoiler
No, /cse/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 14:18:22 No.35198380 Report

Quoted By:

>>35198364
Shame on me, I forgot that line.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 14:59:57 No.35198449 Report

Quoted By: >>35198476 >>35198541

>>35198369
Hardly anyone ITT cares about FoE my dude, we're just tolerating it for the most part, if you want a story with those characters but along a different theme you need to write it yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 15:15:24 No.35198476 Report

Quoted By: >>35198733 >>35198740

>>35198449
Is that her cutie mark or an actual pistol?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 15:45:18 No.35198541 Report

Quoted By: >>35198546

>>35198449
>hardly anyone
There's a good portion of the thread in favor of wasteland mares

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 15:46:23 No.35198546 Report

Quoted By: >>35198565 >>35198623

>>35198369
bruh
just go to the FoE thread if you want to talk about the setting and shit
This isn't the thread for your "b-but what if the setting WASN'T absolute fucking garbage". It's like going there and talking about Metro and not getting why people don't want to talk about it.
>>35198541
But you're trying to redeem the setting and forcing people to live in it to get them instead of plucking them out of it to live a better life. It won't work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 15:54:11 No.35198565 Report

Quoted By:

>>35198546
We used to live in a society. Then the gamers had enough and rose up against the football players and makeup tutorial youtubers.
We can rebuild a gamer society.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 15:55:04 No.35198568 Report

Quoted By: >>35198594 >>35198597 >>35198733

I'm going to boop a mare
I'm gonna do it, I ain't playin
You fools can't do jack shit to stop me
I'm going to BOOP a mare right on her snoot, very SOFTLY
Here I go

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 16:07:56 No.35198594 Report

Quoted By:

>>35198568
that better be your mare
you don't rub another man's rhubarb

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 16:08:34 No.35198597 Report

Quoted By:

>>35198568
Finger bite in 3... 2...

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 16:21:28 No.35198623 Report

Quoted By: >>35198648 >>35198708 >>35198733

>>35198546
>not wanting a bad-but-still-salvagable world
>not wanting a lawless land where you can go mow down monsters with a handheld minigun
>not wanting to be a Stable 99 mare's first love

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 16:31:24 No.35198648 Report

Quoted By: >>35198692

>>35198623
>not wanting to bring your waifu into a stable and productive place
>not wanting to raise your children in a stable and productive place
>not wanting to keep your family out of an irradiated wasteland that could kill them at any time through either raiders, monsters, mutants, or just fucked up weather
So you want your mare to suffer to sate your ego, then. I don't think you belong here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 16:49:09 No.35198692 Report

Quoted By: >>35198733

>>35198648
>not wanting to tame a raider mare's wild heart
Uhh, /hhh/ is down the hall and to the left.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 16:55:11 No.35198708 Report

Quoted By: >>35200469

I'm starting to think this is a low-radar takeover attempt.
>>35198623
>not wanting to be a Stable 99 mare's first love
Stable 99 being a deadly hellhole for males aside, what the fuck do you mean with 'first love'? It either is her love or it isn't; there is no number to it. Polygamy is societal cancer.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 17:05:13 No.35198733 Report

Quoted By: >>35198740 >>35198750 >>35200521

>>35198476
Not sure, think the artist just cant into perspective regarding marks.

>>35198568
Pone boop you.

>>35198692
>>35198623
>Have the oppotunity to write a story where things are not complete shit for them.
>Choose not to
Why are you wanting your waifu to suffer?
Being lonely is a prequisite to a lot of the stories here, but that kind of suffering is a far cry from the shit that goes down in Fallout.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 17:07:02 No.35198740 Report

Quoted By: >>35198775

>>35198476
It's a surprise!
>>35198733
that pone is a serial booper

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 17:11:02 No.35198750 Report

Quoted By: >>35198775

>>35198733
Because it's just a story, it can be however you want.The characters are fake, it's just words on a screen.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 17:18:57 No.35198775 Report

Quoted By: >>35198784 >>35199022

>>35198740
Some mares even take to booping themselves, please boop responsibly.

>>35198750
They're more than that though, and its a pity you cant see that.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 17:21:23 No.35198784 Report

Quoted By: >>35198799

>>35198775
>Self boop
Too lewd

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 17:26:39 No.35198799 Report

Quoted By: >>35198826

>>35198784
Scrunchy mares are nice too.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 17:36:10 No.35198826 Report

Quoted By:

>>35198799
DONT STAND JUST SCRITCH

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 18:40:46 No.35199022 Report

Quoted By: >>35199035 >>35199064 >>35199105 >>35199697

>>35198775
>They're more than that though
No, they become more than that. You can't just write "mare" and expect a character to appear. They need backstory to explain where they came from and how they got to where they are now, they need motivations, they need challenges that come with victories and defeats that breathe life into the character. Or else you've got something like Starlight who's just awesome because.
>Head of sanitation engineering mare in Stable 99
>Fancy way of saying janitorial supervisor
>Work in the lower levels where it's colder and ponies tend to avoid
>Haven't actually left the basement office in over a week
>Just send cleaners to the higher floors when there's issues
>Hear a few maintenance ponies talking as they pass by the office
>Something about an infection spreading around the medical wing
>36 of the 40 stallions in the stable died during the quarantine and now ponies are panicking
>Head of sanitation engineering mare isn't upset by this news, she doesn'tcare too much
>The coming weeks show increasing tension in the stable as Overmare tries to figure out what to do
>She could abduct ponies from the surface, but there's logistics issues with the radiation treatments and the possibility of mutation
>This is where a bunch of Anons come in for the assignment program to help keep the mares from throwing the overmare into the organic matter recycler
>As long as a place on Earth is kept maintained to bring in supplies, the Stable can support a higher population without opening up
>Word passes around, and some shitposter asks if you'd live in Stable 99 if it was a little better
>You reply that you would, and before you can solve the 5 fucking captchas to post it, a portal opens and four security mares abduct you from your battlestation
>A few minutes later you're in a small office on the bottom floor with head of sanitation engineering mare being roughly introduced by the Overmare
Would you live in Stable 99 if it was a little better?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 18:45:23 No.35199035 Report

Quoted By:

>>35199022
>36 of the forty stallions.
>meaning all the associated shit still happened and is happening.
No thanks, i want to be a husband, not a boy toy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 18:55:27 No.35199064 Report

Quoted By: >>35199085 >>35199579

>>35199022
your setting is shit and will remain shit 5ever
better to pluck a suffering mare into mainline Equestria and deal with her substance withdrawals than it is to live in your wasteland hellhole.
Now fuck off back to FoE general.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 19:01:14 No.35199085 Report

Quoted By: >>35199101 >>35199175 >>35199348

>>35199064
That's a shite opinion you got there. Wasteland is only as bad as you let it be, of course a whiny emo kid would see death and despair but a real go-getter would see a world of endless possibilities.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 19:06:35 No.35199101 Report

Quoted By: >>35199319

>>35199085
>setting is shit
>instead of taking mare into a setting that is not shit and is not built on the corpses of millions, you decide to roll around in the death and ash and radiation like some kind of gormless fuck to fulfill your King of the Post-Apocalypse fantasies
nahh fuck you and get out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 19:07:43 No.35199105 Report

Quoted By: >>35199319

>>35199022
>90% of the stallion population dies
>Ponies either don't give a shit or panic because they have no males anymore
>The individual losses count as nothing
>"A little bit better" than the original
Are you kidding me? That's exactly what 99 is. I'm ready do sacrifice much for my mare, but I refuse to be used as a simple breeding stock because the administration ran out of other options.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 19:29:21 No.35199175 Report

Quoted By: >>35199319

>>35199085
>Wasteland is only as bad as you let it be
Its called the WASTELAND.
Its inherantly bad my dude.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 20:07:50 No.35199319 Report

Quoted By: >>35199333 >>35199337 >>35199422

>>35199175
Do you have to be such a negative nancy about the end of the world? Wasteland only has negative connotations because you force it.
>>35199105
That's life. Or as the spanish say, C'est la vie.
>>35199101
>take wasteland mare into a normal life
>she goes mad because you can't just beat the shit out of someone with a piece of rebar because they said something mean
>she's bored with the structure of life, the utter lack of excitement
>she's tired of the lack of challenge
>she's annoyed with the biggest decision of the day being how to style her mane or what fucking dress to wear

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 20:11:42 No.35199333 Report

Quoted By: >>35199349

>>35199319
>wanting to encourage casual murder/maiming
>forcing her to live in a city or small town
>not bringing her to a compromise area like Appleoosa that's still rough enough around the edges that she can still have the challenge but also not be two hooves from dead at any one point
>not just becoming traveling adventurers who go from place to place to plumb the depths of mysterious temples and lost artifacts
we get it, you hate mares enough that you want them to suffer mentally and physically to appease your fetish for the post-apocalypse.
shoo shoo, back to FoE general with you.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 20:12:56 No.35199337 Report

Quoted By: >>35199349

>>35199319
Is this psychopathy or sociopathy, i always get the two confused.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 20:15:48 No.35199348 Report

Quoted By:

>>35199085
Wasteland could've been better, if it wasn't the way it was in FoE, you know, the thing that made the wasteland. Also, shouldn't we discuss matters like this in /foe/? /nmp/ is hardly the place for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 20:16:37 No.35199349 Report

Quoted By: >>35199367 >>35199376

>>35199337
Okay armchair psychologist
>>35199333
>not wanting a fun post-atompunk adventure with a cute and rough mare
Please go back to /hhh/ if you feel that way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 20:19:51 No.35199367 Report

Quoted By: >>35199395

>>35199349
>fun
literally nothing about FoE is "fun."
That's the entire fucking point.
Fuck off.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 20:22:21 No.35199376 Report

Quoted By: >>35199419

>>35199349
It wouldn't be fun though, unless the whole thing is just one big LARP like mentioned here >>35198056

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 20:26:44 No.35199395 Report

Quoted By: >>35199437

>>35199367
It's fun because you need to try to have fun if you're there.
>Head into town with mare after fighting through a nest of bloatsprites
>Pony comes running out and asks for help
>Slavers ransacked the town and he's the only one left
>They went west
>Mare is hyped for a new quest
>Off on another adventure to become town heroes yet again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 20:31:02 No.35199403 Report

Quoted By:

I can't wait until the quarantine ends and the shitposters are forced to go back to work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 20:34:41 No.35199419 Report

Quoted By:

>>35199376
You know what could be as good? A cheerful story about rebuilding the land to offset the grimness and gloominess. Could even be about the princesses actively helping with reviving the land and Anon(s) tagging along for one reason or another. Though, there is still merit in making it in some sort of LARP, just need to expand on the idea somewhat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 20:35:23 No.35199422 Report

Quoted By: >>35199438

>>35199319
>Ponies dying left and right
>Tehehe, that's life.
Get the fuck out. Or wait, scratch that. Go to Stable 99 and make a video when you get raped for the first time. I want to see you getting kicked in the balls because someone just feels like it.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 20:40:16 No.35199437 Report

Quoted By: >>35199456

>>35199395
>'Bloatsprites' are actually parasprites, you and your mare make a game of removing the infestation from the nearby woods when they multiply too much.
>Your friend runs over and tells you about 'slavers' (foals) over at your clubhouse.
>Run over there with your water pistols to rescue the 'townsfolk' (stuffed animals)
>Enjoy some nice cold root beers and other sodas afterwards, cheerfully celebrating your 'loot'.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 20:40:23 No.35199438 Report

Quoted By:

>>35199422
>Anon handles it like a champ
>After 20 minutes of out-of-focus brutality and carnal shouting things go quiet
>Anon speaks up
>"Pony pussy is crazy, bruh. Shit rocked my world."
>Transmission ends, leaving you pissed and sitting alone at home with no mare

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 20:44:13 No.35199456 Report

Quoted By: >>35199476

>>35199437
I'm going to allow it. Edgy-not-edgy mares does something strange to my heart and I don't understand this feeling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 20:49:58 No.35199476 Report

Quoted By: >>35199496

>>35199456
Its called cute mares being cute anon.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 20:56:18 No.35199496 Report

Quoted By: >>35199767

>>35199476
I'll stick to my waifu, not some watered-down version of her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 21:18:39 No.35199579 Report

Quoted By: >>35199767

>>35199064
>steal away one mare
>leave the other millions to continue suffering
Better to stay and fix her world than run away.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 21:56:47 No.35199697 Report

Quoted By:

>>35199022
>tfw no mare who's just awesome because

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 22:23:42 No.35199767 Report

Quoted By: >>35199789 >>35199802 >>35200398 >>35201070

>>35199496
Then you just want to torture her only so that you can 'save' her due to a white knight complex, or whatever it's called.
Either way, she's not your waifu, she's just an attractive trophy.

>>35199579
>Not stealing away all the mares.
>Not stealing away all the ponies.
>Not averting their apocolypse entirely.
We've looped back around to the setting being shit, so it looks like FoE is "LARP it or gtfo." unless that one writefag pulls his green out of his ass and convinces people otherwise.

We got any other crossovers we can post about?
Been playing witcher lately, and alternate worlds are apparently canon in that universe.
Something like that would probably have to be pre-questria though, modern times seem too peaceful for monster slayers.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 22:30:42 No.35199789 Report

Quoted By: >>35199824

>>35199767
>monster hunter but instead of actually killing the monsters for parts they just hunt them down and try to convince the target to let them give it a haircut/nail clipping/loose scale removal
>sometimes they have to get forceful and use the sleepy bombs, tiny nets, and snare traps

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 22:36:52 No.35199802 Report

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>>35199767
>you can't have a wasteland waifu y-you white knight
You think it's shit, you're wrong but it's okay to have a stupid opinion.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 22:42:04 No.35199824 Report

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>>35199789
>ywn hunt various equestrian fauna in order to give them medical checkups.
Cute.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 23:43:19 No.35200034 Report

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>the strange radio signal lead to a care package delicately placed in the middle of nowhere with boxes of canned foods, medicine, and a strange green occupant

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 00:52:16 No.35200293 Report

Quoted By: >>35200466

You are already mare's husbando

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 01:36:35 No.35200398 Report

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>>35199767
>We got any other crossovers we can post about?
Resident Evil?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 01:50:04 No.35200442 Report

Quoted By: >>35200446

>>35198373
>cse/
I cant figure out what that is, did you mean cst?

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 01:51:05 No.35200444 Report

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>>35198164
right but the other anon was talking about bringing NV to FoE, may as well make it its own thing if you aren't going to be faithful to the crossover.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 01:51:07 No.35200446 Report

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>>35200442
He's mad at another general for whatever reason; likely casual sex equestria.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 01:54:35 No.35200466 Report

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>>35200293
>*Blocks your path*

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 01:55:55 No.35200469 Report

Quoted By: >>35200490 >>35200578

>>35198708
>it either is her love or it isnt
If a mare loves someone but is wrong and loves someone else more, and you, mare or man, where her first "love" before she went on to the next, how does that change a single degenerate thing about polygamy? How does the first love being "not real" justify destroying it for the next version of "love"?

also whats stable 99?

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 01:59:16 No.35200487 Report

Quoted By: >>35200547

>>35200466
HEY
LADY
LEAVE THEM HUSBANDOS ALONE
he deserves better n bein' another brick in the wall

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 02:00:05 No.35200490 Report

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>>35200469
>also whats stable 99?
some dumb FoE shit

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 02:09:16 No.35200521 Report

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>>35198733
>why do you want your waifu to suffer
What is the pure opposite of suffering anon? would you take away all of the pain? all of it? what will you end up with then? Obviously theres a point where there is too much. But the opposite of pain is just heroine.

On a more doylist level. Conflict is what drives stories. Without conflict, you don't have a compelling story. Character arcs are developed through the course of a story by resistance by the world and resistance from the mind. The expression of feel good storytelling that feels impactful is met by creating a need and want for the character involved and having that character overcome their tribulations to meet those needs or wants. Alternatively, you can also have a fall from grace, or a person who instead affects others in a positive or negative way instead of experiencing it themselves.

Take my fave, Chrysalis. I feel she is at her best when she is weak, outmatched, and misunderstood. Her main superpower is actually the weapon of the good guys but is just natural for her. She is using it wrong. What she wants is power and to give a fulfilling life for her children, The lie she believes is that she must be cruel and smothering to be a good provider for her foals. What she needs to achieve what she wants is to fight altruistically with her love for the world of equestria, and allow her children the chances to win or fall on their own merits. This would give her the adoration of many races, and her children and friends would pick up where she falls short. She doesn't need to lose her rough edge to do it either.

As for her wound or why she believes her lie? Who knows!? it could be anything, which is what makes her so speculated as a character.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 02:16:35 No.35200547 Report

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>>35200487
>not dudes
cmon applejack sleeping on it.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 02:21:29 No.35200559 Report

Quoted By: >>35200578 >>35200847

>>35200521
>you don't want your waifu to suffer that must mean you want to stick her in a safespace box forever to keep anything at all from happening to her
which fallacy was this, appeal to extremes?

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 02:28:35 No.35200578 Report

Quoted By: >>35200611

>>35200559
Conflict drives stories, so pile on a shitload of conflict and watch it go.
>>35200469
Stable 99 is one of the "vaults" from Project Horizons. You know how some of the vaults in Fallout turned out to be cruel social experiments? Well this was one of them, originally, until Scootaloo gave them a message to just keep the ponies alive instead of any real instructions. So they did and somewhere along the line everything fucked up because they didn't have any way to grow their own food and were instead given recycling machines that turn organic matter into food.
>35200490
Mad

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 02:38:59 No.35200611 Report

Quoted By: >>35200670 >>35200860

>>35200578
suffering for the sake of suffering is just misery porn and is just as bad writing as no conflict at all.
your taste in fanfiction sucks, stop bringing it here.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 02:42:52 No.35200626 Report

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>>35200521
sauce on comic? is there more

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 02:55:18 No.35200670 Report

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>>35200611
Duck and Cover as well as Broken Bonds address that theme very well, creating small precious spaces of comfort and cute in an otherwise inhospitable world. The scarcity of it only increases the value of intimacy. Argue all you want about how much you hate the setting, you haven't read any of it and know nothing of the absolute purity of wasteland romance.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 02:59:56 No.35200685 Report

Quoted By: >>35200708 >>35200724 >>35200727

I don't have enough brainlet images for this.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 03:03:43 No.35200708 Report

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>>35200685
just post normal, healthy, happy, non-radioactive mares instead

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 03:07:25 No.35200724 Report

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>>35200685
Just ignore it.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 03:08:01 No.35200727 Report

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>>35200685
Shitpost all you want, it won't stop me from loving my waifu.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 03:11:17 No.35200734 Report

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>>35200708
>>35200724
fair enough

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 03:20:42 No.35200760 Report

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>>35200727
Nobody wants you to stop loving her, we just don't want the constant FoEposting that goes along with her.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 03:56:02 No.35200847 Report

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>>35200559
>I have no literacy or intelligence so I'm just going to assume you are saying the exact opposite of what you said.
kill yourself jew.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 03:57:56 No.35200860 Report

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>>35200611
>misery porn
Theres a lot of this in Mlp, just look at the pale land
but over all I like suffering only where it reasonably advances the theme and conflict of the story, misery porn is not just bad, its boring.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 03:59:22 No.35200864 Report

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I want mare to beat the shit out of me until I cough up blood

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 04:03:16 No.35200872 Report

Quoted By: >>35200941

>>35200670

Don't worry Anon, I like Lil' Pip. She suffers to create a better world for those around her. Self-sacrifice is probably one of my most favorite traits/actions in fiction, although I like it more when it's a little more mundane like a parent giving up their life to care for their children. Pip deserves all the love you can give her, and while Homage may be her main squeeze, you can pretend to be her side-bitch.

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Aftercase Tue 14 Apr 2020 04:17:51 No.35200913 Report

Quoted By: >>35200919

Starting from https://pastebin.com/cbfSZRxC

>Be Forest.
>You watch Jack dust off his hands on his trousers before standing back up.
“Found anything?” You ask.
>”More salt by the looks of things. Whoever placed it there was trying to keep something in.”
>”Or out” The spa mare chimes in.
>Jack shakes his head, “Whoever placed it done it from this side of the door.” He mentions as he pulls on the door handle once more. “Still, there’s no locks as I can see.” He once again glances through the gaps in the door frame.
“Maybe it’s locked by magic.” You throw in your two bits.
>”Can you find out?” Jack asks, turning back to you.
You nod, “Not as well as an unicorn.”
>You walk up to the door and place a hoof on it and close your eyes.
>You can feel the magical aura enveloping the door, it wasn’t changeling magic nor pony. You continue to run your hoof along the door until something dark and dread shoots through your being. Gasping you pull back as terror rips through you.
>”Forest!” Jack grabs you and pulls you away from the door.
“I’m fine,” You pant, “I’m fine…” the feeling of dread slowly disples from your body.
>”What happened?”
“That magic, it isn’t natural Jack.”
>Jack looks at the spa worker, “Have you experienced anything like this with the door?”
>The mare shakes her head, “No we don’t touch it, you know, with the legend and all.”
>”Then there could be more truth to it then we thought.” Jack replies, he places his hand on your withers, “Are you okay?”
You nod, “I’m alright now, maybe we should tell Glow about this door.”
>”I was thinking the same thing.”

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Aftercase Tue 14 Apr 2020 04:20:01 No.35200919 Report

Quoted By: >>35200922

>>35200913
>Saying thanks and bye to the helpful spa mare you both head back to the bar, you find Glow, a still undisguised Smile Service and two thestral guards.
>You notice the unicorn from earlier, Fancy Pants, talking to Glow.
>”I’m telling you, there is a lot more going on here than meets the eye.” Fancy says calmly.
>”And I’m telling you, we gathered enough evidence for the courts to decide.”
>”Then have an innocent changeling locked up for a crime she didn’t commit.” The well dressed unicorn retorts as he nods towards Smile who is starting to look very anxious.
>”Actually, Forest and I discovered something of interest.” Jack interrupts.
>”Oh, didn’t see you two come in.” Glow replies, “What did you find?”
“A door sealed with dark magic.” You state.
>”And more salt, like in that guys room,” Jack adds.
>”Where to?” Glow stands up visibly alarmed by the news.
“The spa’s basement.”
>”Show me,” The thestral demands before turning to the other Lunar Guards “You two stay here, keep an eye on the changeling.”

>Back in the spas basement, Glow continues to argue with Fancy who decided to follow against her wishes.
>”Mr Pant’s you are overstepping my authority, for you safety I will have you forcibly escorted out of this hotel.”
>”Then it’ll be your job on the line.”
>”Listen here, do not pull your Canterlot snobbery on me, I do not care for what contact yo-” Glow stops abruptly mid rant as she stares at a badge hovering in front of her. “Your agency disbanded years ago…” She trails off.
>”We decided to have a reunion. Now Miss Glow, Can I please do my Job?”
>Glow grumbles under her breath and steps away from the door in question.

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Aftercase Tue 14 Apr 2020 04:21:02 No.35200922 Report

Quoted By: >>35200925

>>35200919
>Fancy's horn lights up as he scans the door. His face grimaces before dispelling his magic. “Has anyone here touched the door?”
You glance up to Jack in worry why the unicorn would ask that, “Me and Jack has,”
>Without the moment notice you and Jack are blinded from Fancy's magic.
>”Purification spell,” He says flatly, “The magic on the door is indeed dark,”
>Jack stares at the door in confusion, “I touched the door multiple times, I didn’t feel anything, not like how you or Forest reacted.”
>”Human magical resistance Jack, still be on your guard, dark magic is very powerful, luckily the magic on this door is weak.”
>”But Forest used magic on me before and it worked,”
“Did I?” You ask.
>”You pulled me onto the train,”
“I was pumped with love magic due to being near the Crystal Heart. I sapped all my magic when I pulled you in.”
>”Is that why you were a little grumpy?”
“Trust me, if I did it farther away from the Crystal City, then I would have probably died from magic exhaustion.”
>”Oh,” Jack recoils, “Sorry…”
“It’s fine…”
>As you were talking Fancy pulled the door open with a loud creak.
>You all peer into the small room, being largely empty bar from a couple of old crates and boxes, what seems to be a memorial is placed around a chalk circle with weird symbols.
>”Do you smell that?” Glow says quietly.
>”Indeed I do,” Fancy replies as he inspects the symbols.
>”Smells like rotten eggs. Has something gone off in those boxes?” Jacks asks.
>”No, it’s sulphur.” The Fancy answers. “Smells like Tartarus in here.”
>You slowly enter the room with the rest and spot a photograph of a yellow mare with a human.
>Jack crouches down behind you still looking over your shoulder, “Is that?”
“I think it is, hey... Glow.”
>”Hmm?” Glow turns around and looks at the photo. “Well it confirms that the human has more to play than being the victim here.”
>Jack points to the yellow mare in the image ”That mare, with her mane shorter. Does it look like Smiles Services disguise?”

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Aftercase Tue 14 Apr 2020 04:22:09 No.35200925 Report

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>>35200922
Your eyes widen ”It does! Didn't she say when she found the dead mare that she thought her cutie mark was some corn?”
>”She did...” Glow replies.
>”This sigal,” Fancy interrupts pointing at the chalk symbols with his hoof, “being done by an amateur, I would say someone tried summoning,” He circles around the room, looking at the memorial in particular. “I’d say that someone tried seeing a loved one once more.”
>”Are you saying the human did this?” Glow asks.
>”It seems to be, I go sent here to investigate weird sightings by guests and staff.” Fancy sighs, “So much for an easy case.”
>”It still doesn’t add up,” Jack speaks up, “Us humans can't use magic, hell, in our world magic doesn’t even exist.”
>”Yet, you have a word for it and understand the concept,” The blue mained unicorn replies, “You also said ‘hell’ I believe that's your Tartarus?”
>”Yeah… It is,”
>”Then how would ‘you’ summon a spirit?”
>”I don’t know, Ouija Board, seance?” Jack shrugs, “It’s all from fiction.”
>”Okay, so in your stories Jack, do the people cast spells to use an Ouija or conduct a seance?”
>”No, not really. Where are you going with this?”
>”I’m saying it's still possible for a human to use runes, sigals and other magical artifacts. They do not need to be able to channel magic, it’s the object and a conscious will that does it.” Fancy motions towards the door, “Besides, everyone out, I need to purify the room, to clear any lingering dark magic.”
>Without any argument, you all leave the small room.
>Once more a blinding light shines out of the door frame, followed by Fancy looking satisfied with his work.
“Is it done?”
>”It is, but I fear something has been summoned, I advise everyone to stick together and do not go alone anywhere.”
>”Not that I like taking orders from ponies outside the Guard, but your right,” Glow says, “Jack, Forest, do not leave my sight.”

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Aftercase Tue 14 Apr 2020 04:23:45 No.35200929 Report

Quoted By: >>35200932

>>35200925
>Be Jack.
>You should have known that Glow would demand everyone to stay in the bar. To your surprise, she ordered the bar not to serve alcohol until this mess is over with.
>With a glass of soda in front of you you listen in to Glow's questioning of Smiles.
>”So this human, he seemed to know that pony you were disguising as.”
>”That explains when he first checked in he almost had a heart attack…” Smiles half replied to Glow, mostly confirming it to herself.
>”What happened when he first saw you?”
>”We’ll come in through the door, I greeted him and he went pale and started to call me Autumn Harvest, I assured him I was not her, I even showed him my cutie mark.”
>”Then what happened after that.”
>”Nothing really, he apologized before saying I looked like somepony he used to know.”
>”Why didn’t you tell us this before?”
>”Because I…” Smiles pauses and looks away from Glow, “I’m scared, I didn’t want to become more suspect than I already am. Please miss, don’t let courts send me back!”
>Glow waves down her worries with a hoof, “I can see you have no contact with your hive or their operations.”
>”Thank yo-”
>”But,” Glow interrupts, “You are an illegal immigrant so you are being detained in this hotel until further notice.”
>Smiles deflates in her chair, “You’re kidding right?”
>”No I’m not,” Glow stretches her wings and neck, “It’s that or the Changeling Expulsion Act .”
“I would take it,” You chime in, “The feds in my world would never go this easy.”
>”Maybe to you Jack, I’ve seen the list of crimes you wanted back on Earth. By the moon, you're wanted in five other countries and two on this planet.” Glow states as a smile slowly forms on her face. “Quite a track record if I see one.”
“Two?” You ask, from what you're aware it’s only the crystal empire that wants your head.
>”You're an illegal immigrant too Jack. Plus…” Glow stops and pulls out a coin purse from under her armor and throws it on the table, “Stealing from a Guard.”

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Aftercase Tue 14 Apr 2020 04:24:49 No.35200932 Report

Quoted By: >>35200936

>>35200929
“Asset?”
>”Why do you think I’m guarding you?”
“To stop me being naughty?” You shrug.
>”You idiot, you're a political pawn and a vigilante hero in the eyes of the public. If we arrest you now then it’ll look bad for the Crown's image.”
“So you were going to arrest me?”
>”After you fulfilled your use, yes.” She gives you her best poker face.
“Damn, you cops are all the same, no matter where.” You lean back in your chair. “Even worse I can't tell if your bullshitting your not,”
>”I’ll take that as a compliment coming from the human changeling.”
>”He’s lying,” Forest appears beside you and places a drink on the table, “He knows you are,”
>”What took so long at the bar?” Glow changes the subject.
>”Talking to the hotel manager,” Forest shrugs, “Not a bad pony once he cools his temper,” She finishes by taking a sip of her drink.
“Has he talked to you other than earlier, Smiles?” You ask the other changeling.
>She shakes her head, “No, he keeps looking this way, probably thinking of more horrible things to say,”
>”Actually, he's still speaking highly of you, he’s more annoyed that it’ll be hard to find somepony to replace you,” says Forest.
>”Really?” Smiles perks up, “So he doesn’t really hate me?”
>”Doesn’t sound like it, he sounded guilty about lashing out at you,”
>Smiles looks to Glow, “Can I?” She nods towards the manager behind the bar.
>”Go ahead, go anywhere else and I’ll hoofcuff you to the table,” The thestal guard replies flicking her hoof for Smiles to go.
>As smiles leaves, a Lunar Guard from earlier approaches the table and salutes, “Ma’am, Second Chance has deemed the human stable enough to be taken to Van-Hoover Hospital, awaiting orders…”
>”Proceed with the medical evac, you are to return here once you give the orders to Second Chance.”
>”Yes ma’am,” The Guard salutes again and returns back to the human and the medic.

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Aftercase Tue 14 Apr 2020 04:27:00 No.35200936 Report

Quoted By: >>35200947

>>35200932
>Be Forest.
>You watch the Guard turn the corner out of the bar area, you spot the rusty red coated mare from before, she stops mid step and grins at you. Giving a small wink she takes pursuit of the Guard.
”Hey! Where is she going!?” You alert the others, by pointing a hoof where she once stood.
>”You mean my Guard?” Glow replies.
“No that red mare!” You feel a sensation inside of you, something doesn’t seem right at all.
>”There was no one else there Forest,” Jack mentions, “I watched the Guard leave, no one else followed.”
>”So did I, are you alright Forest?” Glow asks.
>You glance around the bar, to see if anyone else has seen her. It seems even the two guards haven't noticed…
>Two Guards...
“How many guards do you have here?”
>”Three, including the medic.” She answers as she looks around the bar spotting the other two talking at the bar. “Oh for Luna’s sake!” She yells getting up from her chair. “Solemn Nights, Blessed Stars! On me.”
You get up from your seat and sprint out of the bar doors, “HEY!” You feel somepony shove past you.
>”Sorry miss!” Fancy replies bolting through the open doors in a hurry, “Stay where you are!”
>Ignoring Fancy’s, Jacks and Glows calls to return, you follow Him into the lobby.
You slow down to a trot as Fancy is nowhere to be seen. “Fancy!?” you call out.
>The lobby felt heavy with a deathly silence that lingered throughout and into the corridors.
“Fancy!” You call out again.
>What are you doing?
>It feels like you are using Fancy’s sudden disappearance as an excuse to venture through the empty corridors.
>Something is pulling you, not curiosity, nor worry for another, you need to be alone.
>You stop at a door leading into a room, you care not who is in there, you just have to go in.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 04:28:37 No.35200941 Report

Quoted By: >>35200953 >>35200976 >>35201006

>>35200872
>side bitch

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Aftercase Tue 14 Apr 2020 04:30:31 No.35200947 Report

Quoted By: >>35200948

>>35200936
>You push down the handle and with a click it unlocks and the door swings open.
>You slowly enter, with the door clicking close behind you.
>A sense of dread erupts within your body, upon realizing what you just did.
>You knew it too well.
>Mind control.
>You slowly scan the room and your eyes lock on a tall slender figure.
>”Drone, you have disappointed me,” A familiar voice echoes in the room.
“My Queen?” You take a small step closer.
>”Disobeying orders and abandoning a drones duty.” The Queen changeling states, with her familiar authority.
You shake your head and resist any mind magic that has been cast on you. “You're not my Queen!” You drop your disguise and bare your fangs, “And you’ll never get to Jack without going through me!”
>”Jack? You mean that human? Falling in love with food, are we dear drone?”
“I’ve seen you look at him I know who you are! You're not going anywhere near him!”
>The room flashes orange multiple times as duplicates of Chrysalis appear and proceed to bare down on you.
>The smell of sulfur is overpowering as the tainted air fills your tracheae.
>”Then tell me, why have you abandoned your love source?”
“Mind control, please, I know mind magic when I see it,”
>”Do you now?” The other speaks.
”And I know you are both fakes!” You fire a hoof at them, “I’m still connected to the hivemind,” You tap your horn.
>One of the fake Queens sighs as her voice changes ”Changelings...always a fickle…” Her face twists into what you could describe as pure malice, “Kill her, I’ve got a meal waiting for me across the hall.
>As on cue you hear Jack from the other side of the door calling your name.

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Aftercase Tue 14 Apr 2020 04:31:33 No.35200948 Report

Quoted By: >>35200951

>>35200947
“JACK! RUN!” You turn and thump on the door, “DO NOT GO IN THE ROOM! JACK!” You try and yank the door open in a frenzied panic.
>The room flashes orange once again, you turn to notice one less Queen present.
You stumble back on your hind legs and press your back against the wall in terror as the multiple queens make their way towards you, horns glowing.
>Out of options, you slump to the floor and cower with your hoofs covering your face.
>Peering behind a hoof you watch your impending death edge towards you.
>A Queen tuts, “Absolutely pathetic,” The last bit of her sentence flows within your mind “”
>A green flash lights up the room filling it with a sudden intense heat. The door gives way, sending you out into the corridor.

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Aftercase Tue 14 Apr 2020 04:32:42 No.35200951 Report

Quoted By: >>35201011 >>35201034

>>35200948
Well be post here soon, https://pastebin.com/cbfSZRxC.
I got more written up, just need to finish the next part.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 04:33:52 No.35200953 Report

Quoted By: >>35201030

>>35200941
herdfags out

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 04:40:27 No.35200976 Report

Quoted By: >>35201030

>>35200941
>herdshit

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 04:49:00 No.35201006 Report

Quoted By: >>35201195

>>35200941

I can't read horizons. From the little bit I've seen, it seems like an even edgier version of FoE and FoE was already pushing the envelope

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 04:51:06 No.35201011 Report

Quoted By: >>35201034 >>35202094

>>35200951
wonder if it's demons, the other hive, or demon changelings.
Or it could be all three and the other hive IS demon changelings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 04:59:13 No.35201030 Report

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>>35200976
>>35200953
>not inviting friends over for platonic snuggling
Very antisocial, your social credit score will be suffering for this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 05:02:14 No.35201034 Report

Quoted By: >>35201047 >>35202094

>>35200951
Thanks for the update. Hope you are recovering from Corona Chan. There is a lot going on in this update. Makes sense that a human in Equestria, though being unable to channel the natural magic of the planet, would be able to use runes and magic items. Losing your mare is a nightmare scenario, makes sense the guy would resort to dark magic to try to get her back.

Maybe it's just me, but a lot happens towards the end of this update and I'm having a little trouble making sense of it all. The red mare that no one else saw, the one that had been making eyes at Jack last time, is she a changeling or a result of what that guy had been trying to summon? Was Forest lying the whole time when she said she was disconnected from the hive mind? Was she originally going to take Jack back to the hive? Is the red mare really Chrysalis, and what was happening with all the copies that showed up? Changelings can disguise themselves, but everyone can see them. Maybe I'm just jumping the gun and your next update will explain what trap Forest has walked into. Other then some spelling and grammar errors this was a great update. Left us with a nice cliffhanger.

I'm really enjoying this story. Your use of conflict and character backstory really brings it to life. That's especially impressive since this is your first story.

>>35201011
I've wondered where black carapace changelings came from, the show never went into their origins. I imagine they came from a curse or use of black magic on the part of Chrysalis to steal away the love of someone who belonged with another. Harry Potter had a witch who used love magic on a muggel human noble to steal him from someone else. Changelings fit this scenario, Chrysalis and her progeny cursed to steal love as they had before, with the only way to break the cure being to create real bonds of love without using dark magic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 05:06:54 No.35201047 Report

Quoted By: >>35201070

>>35201034
Anon they're just horseflies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 05:16:49 No.35201070 Report

Quoted By: >>35201106 >>35201139

>>35199767
>been playing Witcher lately.

Same. It's a great series to work through during quarantine. I played the third game when it came out. I picked up the first and second ones on sale when the Netflix adaptation came out. I'm almost through the first one. The original Witcher shows it's age and has a lot of frustrating micro-managing when looting enemies, but is still pretty fun.

>>35201047
I imagine them being another race of equines before the fall. Like how thestrals are ponies with bat like traits, changelings used to be ponies with insect like traits. The concept of moth ponies fits well here. I always thought that the reformed changelings look too beetle like, they should have been cuter and fluffier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 05:33:27 No.35201106 Report

Quoted By: >>35201131 >>35201139 >>35201766

>>35201070
I don't think I could handle a changeling that was like one of those super fluffy moths.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 05:43:56 No.35201131 Report

Quoted By: >>35201766 >>35202094

>>35201106
Exactly. Just went over to the moth pony thread to find a cute picture to post here when I noticed that Aftercase posts over in that thread. Wonder what he thinks of the idea of changelings being cursed or corrupted moth ponies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 05:46:15 No.35201139 Report

Quoted By: >>35201766

>>35201070
>>35201106
I like the insect ponies and one of the biggest failings of the other changeling OC's was not just their inherent psychopathy but chrysalis is totally worse goyim don't you forget the 6 billion gryphons! but because there are so many other cool insect ideas. Bees, Moths, butterflies, Fireflies. wasps, dragonflies, ladybugs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 06:08:21 No.35201195 Report

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>>35201006
>From the little bit I've seen, it seems like an even edgier version of FoE
It absolutely is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 11:26:32 No.35201766 Report

Quoted By:

>>35201139
>>35201131
>>35201106
>wanting a mothling that'll get dust all over your house and bump into your lights.
>not superior beeling that is three times as fluffy and will make delicious honey made from love.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 12:04:14 No.35201811 Report

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>>35200760
Stable 2 is the better one imo
It has the one and only Pip

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 12:09:19 No.35201817 Report

Quoted By: >>35201829

Hey wait a second, don't the moths and other 'strange waifus' already have a cancer general like the fallout fags?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 12:19:09 No.35201829 Report

Quoted By: >>35201834

>>35201817
I think if a man loves a mare it ought to go here. Otherwise you're just posting Applejack outside of /aj/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 12:20:51 No.35201834 Report

Quoted By: >>35201848

>>35201829
That is astonishing logic, why don't you also lobby for the inclusion of human women here, you can just call them "mares" and they'll instantly belong!

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 12:29:33 No.35201848 Report

Quoted By: >>35201854

>>35201834
Did you know batponies had their own thread? You should probably not post them here either.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 12:32:59 No.35201854 Report

Quoted By: >>35201879

>>35201848
>They have their own thread and shouldn't go here
If only you adhered to that.
Bats are also cancer, ta-da.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 12:45:58 No.35201879 Report

Quoted By: >>35201887 >>35201889

>>35201854
Rev up that shitty opinion, bats are great and are mares too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 12:49:17 No.35201887 Report

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>>35201879
>Rev up that shit
That's your job, inundating this thread with shit, every fucking day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 12:49:48 No.35201889 Report

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>>35201879
Never understood what the deal was with mangoes but I like the fluffy ears.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 13:31:04 No.35201950 Report

Quoted By: >>35201959

Ceci n'est pas une jument.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 13:36:58 No.35201959 Report

Quoted By: >>35201974 >>35201980

>>35201950
I don't speak surrender.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 13:46:03 No.35201974 Report

Quoted By: >>35201981

>>35201959
It's a classic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 13:49:54 No.35201980 Report

Quoted By: >>35202002

>>35201959
"This is not a mare."
Some take on french postmodernism by a guy who's just buttmad we didn't like his tf fic.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 13:51:13 No.35201981 Report

Quoted By:

>>35201974
Right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 14:00:43 No.35202002 Report

Quoted By: >>35202009

>>35201980
Actually, it was a joke aimed at the retarded discussion above.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 14:04:14 No.35202009 Report

Quoted By: >>35202032 >>35202040

>>35202002
If you wanna get technical, Kerfuffle is only like 85% mare on account of her leg being made of null.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 14:09:09 No.35202032 Report

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>>35202009
But she's still a mare and deserves 100% of love.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 14:11:24 No.35202040 Report

Quoted By: >>35202049 >>35202106

>>35202009
Whereas bugs are 0% because of the chitinous exoskeleton and larval stages.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 14:15:03 No.35202045 Report

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we've been over this a thousand times

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 14:16:14 No.35202049 Report

Quoted By: >>35202061 >>35202066 >>35202067 >>35202091

>>35202040
Spicy opinion:
Bugs get a pass, despite not being official mares.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 14:16:17 No.35202050 Report

Quoted By: >>35202065

The 500. post is pure cancer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 14:20:23 No.35202061 Report

Quoted By: >>35202065

>>35202049
>shit opinion
Yeah we know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 14:22:10 No.35202065 Report

Quoted By: >>35202068

>>35202050
>>35202061
Stay mad, changelings are waifus too
Aftercase said so

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 14:22:40 No.35202066 Report

Quoted By: >>35202068

>>35202049
Jesus. It doesn't take long until someone claims that thots get a pass too.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 14:24:58 No.35202067 Report

Quoted By:

>>35202049
>Pic
First 'society' post to get a giggle out of me, have a bug since the threads post-500 anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 14:26:47 No.35202068 Report

Quoted By: >>35202085

>>35202066
That's been their plan from the start.
>lol u hafta be a pony
>um ok that shitposting doesnt work ill whine to include not ponies like magic roaches
>also my dyke OC's lol
>>35202065
I have him filtered, thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 14:31:41 No.35202085 Report

Quoted By: >>35202087

>>35202068
>lol u hafta be a pony
We get it, you didn't want to post your tf fic in ptfg. Just get out of here already dude.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 14:33:45 No.35202087 Report

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>>35202085
People here already know your M.O., dumbass.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 14:35:01 No.35202091 Report

Quoted By: >>35202097

>>35202049
You can fit a lot of stuff under "not actually a mare BUT" umbrella. Doesn't mean you should. At least not here.

Aftercase

Aftercase Tue 14 Apr 2020 14:36:20 No.35202094 Report

Quoted By: >>35202101 >>35202166

>>35201034
That's a cute pic.

>>35201011
Thanks for the feedback.
>Maybe it's just me, but a lot happens towards the end of this update and I'm having a little trouble making sense of it all....
It'll be clear soon.

>Other then some spelling and grammar errors this was a great update
Yeah it was 5am, when I finished reading back through it with spell check. I'll fix them soon in the pastebin.

>That's especially impressive since this is your first story.
It is for /nmp/ but not my first green, but the longest one that that and one I'm mostly serious about.

>>35201131
Yeah I frequent /moth/, with the moth lore I normally keep changelings and moths separate. I did draw some concepts on rotlings, rot infected changelings, Other than that I never really thought about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 14:36:59 No.35202097 Report

Quoted By: >>35202124 >>35202131

>>35202091
Slippery slope fallacy

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 14:39:06 No.35202101 Report

Quoted By:

>>35202094
>I did draw
Share. Now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 14:41:46 No.35202106 Report

Quoted By: >>35202119

>>35202040
They have horse pussy. If they were 0% they wouldn't have it. Plus they're equine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 14:47:04 No.35202119 Report

Quoted By: >>35202122

>>35202106
Equines don't have hives or a larval stage or eggs you absolute fucking idiot lmao.
What a mockery of the program.
>Hey remember that chick who tried to be you and do your husband?
>I invited her whole family

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 14:48:25 No.35202122 Report

Quoted By: >>35202133

>>35202119
You're the absolute fucking idiot who think changelings cannot be mares. Also, I like how you're implying that they're incapable of giving live birth. I wouldn't put that past them, if I were you.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 14:49:27 No.35202124 Report

Quoted By: >>35202151 >>35202307

>>35202097
>fallacy
Our active greens consist of romance stories about a spaceship, a changeling and IRL slav horse. Only Rainbow green that is sort of not ded is about an actual 100% mare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 14:51:18 No.35202131 Report

Quoted By: >>35202151

>>35202097
Not a fallacy and not really an argument.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 14:51:56 No.35202133 Report

Quoted By: >>35202138

>>35202122
Mares have soft coats not your gross ass rubbery chitin.
They aren't mares, or ponies, go make your own shitty changeling general or something already, fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 14:53:32 No.35202138 Report

Quoted By: >>35202142 >>35202147

>>35202133
They are mares and they are ponies. Now, be oh so kind and shut the fuck up. Or lurk for a few more eternities like a newfag like you should.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 14:55:30 No.35202142 Report

Quoted By: >>35202158

>>35202138
You can't prove they're ponies and you're only pushing this as part of your determined shitposting.
Why this particular general attracted you things I have no idea but damn if I don't wish you faggots would go back to school or get claimed by wu flu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 14:56:11 No.35202147 Report

Quoted By: >>35202158

>>35202138
Cope, retarded bugnigger. Bugs will never pass as mares.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 14:57:38 No.35202151 Report

Quoted By: >>35202187 >>35202207

>>35202124
And they're all good stories. Explain one reason why we should turn them away.
>>35202131
>Trump gets elected
>Oh god it's only a matter of time before a second holobunga!
>4 years later, nothing
Slippery slope is a fallacy that doomfags use constantly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 14:59:09 No.35202158 Report

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>>35202142
>you're only pushing this as part of your determined shitposting.
Says the determined shitposter. Now, piss off. No more (You)s for you, only reports.
>>35202147
t. tourist Redditard
Go to derpibooru or something. Same goes for the other guy.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 15:01:11 No.35202166 Report

Quoted By: >>35202174

>>35202094
I remember a tiny moth green / prompt one of the times we talked about non-standard mares, i'll see if i can find it.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 15:05:22 No.35202174 Report

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>>35202166
Found it.
>get husbando hunted mare team six.
>freak portal accident lands you in a reclusive mothpony village.
>they're cute and friendly enough and even sent one member off to the nearest equestrian guard posting after you explained the situation as best you could.
>the problem is that it will take a couple weeks for a round trip, so the villagers pitch in and help you build a small roof over your head.
>luckily you were a bit of a nightowl, so changing your sleep cycle to match theirs didn't take much effort.
>pass the rest of the time doing minor fix-ups around the village, a squeaky door here, a splash of paint there, being a jack of all trades can be useful even if you're not as skilled as a qt marked pony.
>eventually your escort arrives and you make the journey to equestria proper, and from there to the empire.
>twilight meets your tired self at the gates and between every other sorry and apology it seems like your accident was because someone sneezed in the worst place at the worst time.
>oh well, no harm no foul.
>eventually get led to a room in the castle, apparently you'll sort of the paperwork and official business later, meeting your waifu is more important.
>knocking on the door and pausing for a moment, your purple escort mentions that she just remembered something important before the door opens to reveal a bleary eyed moth pony.
>you quietly introduce yourself as her match, apologising over the fact you got lost.
>her brain takes a moment to process both the sight of you and your words before flinging herself into your arms and hugging you tight.
>twilight politely excuses herself as you ask your fluffy new scarf if she wants to lie down together.
>she nods wordlessly and hugs you tighter as you cross the threshold into the comforting darkness of her room and close the door.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 15:10:03 No.35202187 Report

Quoted By: >>35202220

>>35202151
I'm not saying they're bad stories. The problem is there's nothing aside from them right now. You are factually incorrect to call this a fallacy. People explore new grounds constantly and old concepts get left behind, it's a natural progression but in our case it has a strange effect because our topic is rather specific. We also argue about what constitutes as a mare or even a mare on a daily basis because of ONE retarded shitposter and people who fail to ignore baits. Constant distractions and shitposting aren't good for the thread's health in the long run.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 15:16:55 No.35202207 Report

Quoted By: >>35202220

>>35202151
Slippery slope is only a fallacy if there is no causal link presented between what you're talking about and the effects you portend it to have.
Trump's election inevitably resulting in a holobunga is a fallacy, loosening thread restrictions on what qualifies as mare leading to such things as changelings entering its purview is not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 15:22:41 No.35202220 Report

Quoted By: >>35202257 >>35202261 >>35202278

>>35202187
>>35202207
The big thing is intent.
We're not jacking off to bugs ITT just because of one story, and that story doesnt promote bugs as an ideal and even has bugs as an antagonistic force within it.
Special cases exist and all that, and they're fun to explore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 15:40:04 No.35202257 Report

Quoted By: >>35202278

>>35202220
Intent is entirely subjective, one person could say it's shitposting while someone else is trying to have a sincere discussion about something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 15:41:12 No.35202261 Report

Quoted By: >>35202278

>>35202220
>The big thing is intent.
It is, but it also can be intentionally exploited by shitposters. We understand why those stories fit here but then there are people who pretend they don't understand what this thread even stands for. There are legit reasons to be cautious about loose definitions here (though there's never a reason to take poor baits). Thankfully people who shitpost about things like that don't write actual stories so as far as content goes we're relatively safe.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 15:46:45 No.35202278 Report

Quoted By: >>35202292

>>35202261
>>35202257
>>35202220
Just fucking STOP, FUCK! BUGS ARE NOT MARES! MARES DO NOT FUCKING HATCH AND HAVE LARVAL STAGES!
Just GET THE FUCK OUT ALREADY JESUS CHRIST!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 15:46:48 No.35202279 Report

Quoted By:

new
>>35202276

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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 15:49:13 No.35202292 Report

Quoted By: >>35202491

>>35202278
>tf fag gets ree'd out
>falloutfag takes his place
>idiots lobby for falloutfag to be accepted
>bugfag takes his place
it should really make you think

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 15:54:45 No.35202307 Report

Quoted By: >>35202352

>>35202124
>about a spaceship
Don't put the blame on me. I asked in advance whether it's okay or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 16:07:40 No.35202352 Report

Quoted By:

>>35202307
As I said, I don't think it doesn't fit here. I was just bringing up the fact that 3/4 of current stories aren't about 100% mares. I'm not blaming anyone except for people who refuse to understand context, are too new to remember the roots of this thread, or are just here to stir shit up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 17:06:26 No.35202491 Report

Quoted By:

>>35202292
>guy shows up with his mare waifu in the mare thread
>autistic retard tries to screech wasteland waifu out
>thread tells him to shut the fuck up

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